WANKER REDUX


The legend of Arnold Wanker continues!

While Original Arnold enjoys a well-deserved vacation, the torch has been taken up by Another Kindly Contributor.

[Original Arnold brought us MOONSHINE OVER METHLAND and YOU ARE SLOWING DOWN OUR SERVICE. He also appears as Dr. Sweeney Todd (board-certified scambaiter), in YOUR UTTERANCE IS REPREHENSIBLE and DEMON SCAMBAITER OF FLEET STREET.]

THIS Arnold is someone new entirely - the creation of Agent Smith.
Just as Brahms wrote beautiful variations on a theme by Haydn, so has Agent Smith brought new life to Arnold Wanker, the Scammers' Bane. Welcome to Scamorama!

ARNOLD WANKER - good ol' boy
versus
MANILA CONSULTANT GROUP INC®, sometimes "Dr Mrs Beverly", "Dr Hill", "Dr. Gary Hill", etc...
                                                                including a cameo by "Dr Yun Lee Martinez"


Manila Consultant Group

Hard-up Arnold receives a loan offer out of the blue!

approx. Aug 31 2011

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Dr Gary Hill a certified loan lender that offers loan to individuals,co-operate bodies that need loan for small scale Businesses personal investments for just 3% interest rate. I give out local and international loans to any body all over the world.

If you are Interested in getting a loan from my company.
Apply today if you are interested contact our financial manager with the Email

contact customer Care Unit(CCU)
MANILA CONSULTANT GROUP INC

Email:manilaloanservice@gmail.com
Enquiry:webserviceupdate@info.lt

Contact us now and we will respond to your inquiry within 24 hours.

Signed,

Manila Consultant Group Inc®

Dr Mrs Beverly

Arnold Wanker

Wednesday, August 31, 2011 8:20 PM

Hi Y'all:

I done got this here e-male, and it shur sims like a good idear.
Plez tel me sum more. Plez forgive me havin' ta copy it frum my other komputer (a frend tole me bout it), but I am excited bout yur this here loan ofer.
3%!!! Wow!!
Wut do I do now?
Manila Consultant Group

Thursday, September 1, 2011 7:58 AM

Subject: FILL IN THIS INFORMATION

MANILA CONSULTANT GROUP INC.

Mc Lean, VA 22101-3731 map. MD-VA-WV Metro
Tel: 44-703-596-0962,44-794-755-8179 [UK telephone number]

Enquiry:webserviceupdate@info.lt

ATTENTION:

It depends on the amount you need,from $5000-$10,000.000.00.you will have to fill up this form below for the completion of the loan process and procedure to be given to you as soon as possible.
And other related documents will be send to you also.


LOAN APPLICATION FORM

[Arnold dutifully fills it in and sends it back:]

First Name: Arnold Surname Sur Arnold
Date of Birth 1960
NUMBER OF DEPENDENT CHILDREN: 15
CONTACT NUMBER: 13
HOME: MOBILE: Yes
WORK: Yeh, the lectrikles OK, but the plumins bad sometime
MARITAL STATUS: tryin'_to
National insurance number: Obama's People's Own 115-32-8462CC
Current Address: 1808 Gonad Drive
Country USA
Post Code: 40012
How long have you lived at this address: 3 yrs
IF YOU HAVE LIVED AT THE ABOVE ADDRESS FOR LESS THAN 3 YEARS, PLEASE GIVE YOUR PREVIOUS ADDRESS: IF YOU ARE THE OWNER
PREVIOUS ADDRESS:
Occupation: _________________________________________________
Name and address or your employer: _Im workin part time down at the tire retread factory down in Groganville.
YOUR INCOME (A year) 100

Loan Amount requested: $10,000.000.00
Purpose of Loan: Ima invest yore principial in sum dirty magazines, the tipe yu find in dem dirty stores dat kin mak u sum more mooney
Loan Duration: a long time

Thanks for contacting us.................

© Copyright 2009. Manila Consulting Group, Inc. All rights reserved. 1420 Beverly Rd Suite 220, McLean, VA, 22101

Manila Consultant Group

Friday, September 2, 2011 4:36 PM

PLEASE LET US KNOW YOUR READINESS.BECAUSE YOUR INFORMATION LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE NOT READY
Arnold Wanker

Friday, September 2, 2011 5:35 PM

I REDDY!
Manila Consultant Group

Friday, September 2, 2011 6:36 PM

Then Please let us know the Loan Duration,that if the loan is give to you,what time can you pay back,and how much is your monthly salary,and for the now,i can only released just 1million usd,because we have alot of customers to give loan to,so if you are okay with that,we can start the processing after you have also provide me with those questions.i am asking right now,
Thanks
Dr Gary Hill

Arnold Wanker

Saturday, September 3, 2011 6:51 PM

Thanky there, Dr. "Mrs." Gary B. Hill....

the Lone deration shud be bout 10 years. me munthly take-home is bout $900, dependin' on how many retreds I kin make n a hour. Ushully I kin make bout 20, which gits me , @4.50/hr exter....
mmmmhhh... bout enough to pay my ex-wifes tuition to that there beuaty salon over in Haneyville.
So I'm gessin a million USD would be OK, wait, let me ax my now-wife....
Yeah, she say a million OK wif her....

We be berry much glads to hab u dooin dis here lon por me'ns & us'ns.....
THNX!
Arnold Wanker

Tuesday, September 6, 2011 11:05 PM

Y'all dun fergot about me?
I need some money!
Manila Consultant Group

Wednesday, September 7, 2011 10:14 AM

Subject: MONTHLY LOAN RE-PAYM

ENT

Dear Arnold

This is how the loan re-payment will be on every month once it has been given to you.

Note: The monthly loan payment was calculated at 119 payments of $9,656.07 plus a final payment of $9,656.70.

Get back to us immediately,so that we can start the loan processing.

Dr Gary Hill
Arnold Wanker

Wednesday, September 7, 2011 11:12 AM

ok - yes, let git tarted asp.
Manila Consultant Group

Wednesday, September 7, 2011 11:39 AM

Subject: TERMS AND CONDITIONS

MANILA CONSULTANT GROUP INC

LOAN TERMS AND CONDITIONS

Dear Arnold

I wish to notify you all your information has been received by this office. In order to seal up the transaction, our terms of service which are widely stated below must be agreed upon before any further step can be taken in this loan contract. This Company will and shall only proceed in given the requested amount once you have accepted the terms and conditions and only then also we can then ask for the borrower documents.

TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF SERVICE

(a) For security reasons, This Company has an Insurance registration cover incase of future loss/death occurrence by both parties. So the loan will be insured/registered under the stipulated law.

(b) The stated sum of money due for loaning must be paid back within a minimum period of the borrower duration.

(c) The Loan attracts an interest rate of (3%).

(d) In the course of the loan term duration, a constant monthly payment will be paid for a period of the stipulated time from the borrower, payment on interest rate first after the loan have been confirmed available to the beneficiary designated account.

(e) Late payment of monthly installments has a penalty of 1% increase.

(f) Borrowers/Beneficiary's are solely responsible for the upfront fee which serves as:

COLLATERAL PROCESS

It usually requires an equity based property as collateral for our loan acquisition. We do not accept any other property type or kind due to the fact that some of our customers have missed used this opportunity. They some times claim to have properties and send us copies of ownership, and when they are not able to pay back the loan and we want to claim these properties we then find out that the properties they claim to be their own they are not the right full owners .

NON COLLATERAL PROCESS

One thing about the alternative option is that it is a Non-collateral/security obtained from banks here which is popularly known as bank securities. When you obtain this non- collateral/security, it actually yields value which will eventually be equivalent to the loan you are obtaining during the stipulated duration of the loan. When you are unable to pay back the issuing Bank take the non-collateral which has yielded value as substitute for the loan. We will issue out your loan to the transferring bank immediately the non collateral for the loan is acquired from the bank.

So this is why we personally will always advice that our customers should simply go for the non collateral alternative when they do not have equity based property to present as collateral.

The Non-collateral/security popularly known as bank securities, The non collateral fee will be paid and it cannot be added or removed from the principal loan amount. As soon as we are through with the process of the collateral the loan will be transferred to you from UNITED KINGDOM to your Bank.

(g)Confidentiality: We will treat all your personal information as private and confidential (even when you are no longer a customer).
Nothing about your accounts nor your name and address will be disclosed to anyone.

(h) Protecting Our Customers: We always try to protect you from entering into any agreement that may not be in your best interest. (what a LOAD of you-know-what!!!)

If the above information is not understandable or satisfactory to you, do write back for more detailed information as your satisfaction is our delight.

Finally, if the terms of service cannot be meant by you, you can send us a Letter of Disclaimer stating that you do not wish to continue the transaction.

Thanks for Your Co-operation
Mrs M. Beverly
Director of Information and Public Media Relations
Tel: 44-703-596-0962
Sms:44-794-755-8179

Arnold Wanker

Wednesday, September 7, 2011 2:24 PM

Hi y'all:

I blieve Ima go for the non callateral opshee-un. and I shur presheate the (h) part, bout y'all gon pertect me frum stuff not in my best interst....
Cos my 3rd cuzn (daryl), he dun tuk mah truk n rund it by gon ot cross the corn feeld ya no, n t got dem corn thangs, dem , uh, shucks, wut r dey called?
Kernls! Yeh, Corn kernls, up in tha radi-ate-her thang, n latly it tarted gittin reel hot, ya no? Lahk in th 800 raing, so he dun takn advntg uv me, not lahk his sister did tho. But we dun werked it out were he gits me some o them there shots o Rebl Yel, @ Porkys Tavrn over in Tomater Holler on friday ladies' nights, and we call it even. We do hafta take Momma's kadilllack over ther tho, win we git goin. So Any Road, I no about bein' taken vantage uv, so dont pleez.

Thnks.
Manila Consultant Group

Thursday, September 8, 2011 3:39 AM

Subject: WAITING FOR YOU

Dear Wanker.
We are still waiting for your documents,that was ask from you,so that we can prepare the lawyer agreement and demand the Non collateral charges been paid by you.

Regards
Dr Gary Hill

Arnold Wanker

Thursday, September 8, 2011 10:17 AM

Ima werkin ta git thos to ya
Manila Consultant Group

Wednesday, September 7, 2011 6:05 PM

Subject: REQUIREMENTS

ACCEPTANCE AND REQUIREMENT LETTER

Dear Arnold Wanker

This is to bring to your knowledge that I have received your application for a loan and monthly loan re-payment has been approval by you. You be assured that the loan transaction will begin soon. We will do our best to serve you as promptly as we can. Helping customer in their financial needs is our most important job and we have been doing that for many years.

Manila consultant group Inc.Has considered your loan application. We will get back to you as soon as possible with regard to this; you are advice to send these require information.

Passport, Telephone bill or Any Recent payable bill

Dr Yun Lee Martinez
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Arnold Wanker

Thursday, September 8, 2011 11:30 AM

still werkin on gittin a bill to ya
Arnold Wanker

Thursday, September 8, 2011 12:19 PM

ok y'all - I dun found a pwr bill fer ye. Ah jus gotta scam it, but ah dont no how, sos I gots ta git me brothr daryl to help me. He's got Mommas Kadilak ovr in Haneyvill 2day. So hel be bk latr. Jus pls haf a littl patience wif me......
thx

Manila Consultant Group

Thursday, September 8, 2011 1:08 PM

OKAY NO PROBLEM
Arnold Wanker

Thursday, September 8, 2011 11:34 PM

THANK YOU
DONT BE YELLIN at me pleas.
Ah dun got daryl to scam into the komputer a water bill a mine. hopulikit. daryl say Mamas Kaddy wuz smokin on the way back... Uh oh, I sed. thin I sed I hope them lon fokes cum thew with teh lon reel quik, caws we gots wut dey cawl sum "ishews'//

Arnold Wanker

Thursday, September 8, 2011 11:39 PM

well gee, I jus bout fergot that ther attachy-thingy fer the water bill daryl dun did. here tis now.
doncha hate win dat happinz..?

Manila Consultant Group

Friday, September 9, 2011 9:50 AM

Subject: Treat Urgently
Dear Mr Arnold. We have seen what you sent to us,but i should let you know that you will have to send us the bank details where the money will be sent to.
And you will have to pay the charges of $345USD for the following:
1. Lawyer agreement
2.Transfer charges
3.Insurance fee
And if you have the charges ready,then i can start the transaction and give you the agreement form and payment information for you to proceed with the payment.
Regards
Dr Gary Hill
Arnold Wanker

Friday, September 9, 2011 7:57 PM

Hey, Ima just doin wut u said 2 do. Bout a passport & "Any recent payable bill"... rite? Aint that wut u said?
Manila Consultant Group

Saturday, September 10, 2011 4:47 AM

Subject: YOUR APPROVAL
Dear Mr Arnold.
you will have to pay the charges of $345USD for the following:
1. Lawyer agreement
2.Transfer charges
3.Insurance fee
And if you have the charges ready,then i can start the transaction and give you the agreement form and payment information for you to proceed with the payment.
Regards
Dr Gary Hill
Arnold Wanker

Saturday, September 10, 2011 2:26 PM

Hi

I got ur mesage. Trouble is, if I had $345 to spare, I woudlnt need to ask yall for the loan in the first place. Can you take $345 out of the loan so we can get this money in my Bank? We're just havn some disparate times her now, with truck at The Ol Possum Garage & all, n we need this here money.
Ima guessin too the "Dr. Mrs. Gary B. Hill" had to take a break, tis hard work y'all do, right? (I miss her)

Oh, btw, y'all remember ny bruthr daryl, he dun says he'll pay back any $345 I hafta borry from y'all, too... So we're good on it... EVEN IF you had to do something WEIRD like snd us the $ via Wstrn Unin er somethin' ya know, like them scammers do.... Y'all ain't no scammers, are ye?

Thanks
Arnold
Manila Consultant Group

Sunday, September 11, 2011 6:15 AM

Subject: we have
Dear Mr Arnold.
WE ARE ASKING SUCH MONEY FROM YOU BECAUSE OF THIS COMPANY POLICY AND TO SECURED OUR LOAN WITH OUT ANY DOUBTS,SO IF YOU NEED THE LOAN,YOU WILL TRY AND GET WHAT WE NEED.
REGARDS
DR MRS GARY HILL

Happy sunday
Arnold Wanker

Sunday, September 11, 2011 4:41 PM

I dun gone to Sunday-meetin today, and told my plite to my fello parisheoners. And we prayd, and they sayed to take up sum muney fer me after God spake.
But they sayd that they needed to know that the $ wuz goin ta Christian folk. So I hab been tolden to ax you: "Have you accepted our Lord Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?"
So if you have, pleez tel me the verse from the Good Book, John 14:6, so that we'd knowd that youns has trulee assepted him as yor Lord an Savior.
So afters this, Ima no youns iz good folk, and kin sind youns tha $.
Y'alls Brutha in Christ,
Arnold wanker
Manila Consultant Group

Monday, September 12, 2011 5:42 AM

Subject: For your Concern

Dear Wanker,

I am a christ like being,a christain in the catholic church,and all my staffs are christains,so we know what we are doing here,i was born again to christ jesus in the early 80's.

Thanks for making me your christ like,

we can proceed with the Loan,when you are ready to make the payment.

Regards
Dr Gary Hill

Arnold Wanker

Thursday, September 15, 2011 1:56 PM

Ok gud. Well we got dat out of de way. Nice to know y'all know wut yer doin, and that I, and the Reverund at me church, both r exited 2 b doin bidness wif you. SO, how can I get the fees 2u?

Y'all take checks?

Well sory it tuk su long, but ah hadda git mah bank to prnt ye up one of them thar 'spatial' checks, ya know, the kind that you kin use strate from tha InterWeb thingy, so here's your money.

Please deposit the $1M USD funds into my Bank as soon as you get my fees paid, with the attached Internet Cheque.

Arnold

PS: sory atakements aint werkin now, wel wate fer yahoo & try latter
Arnold Wanker

Friday, September 16, 2011 4:46 PM

Less try that thar attachee-ment thingy now. (Yahoo seem 2b ok now)
Agin, When u cash this here Ofishiul InterWeb Checky thingy,
Put the $1M USD back in2 the same account....

U will need to add "pay to the order of" on it, sence Ah don't know y'alls names er nuttin'....

Your Christain like Brothr,
Arnold

PS: We all @ the church thank you Christain Brothers fer tha Loan, too!!!

Manila Consultant Group

Saturday, September 17, 2011 2:50 AM

Dear Brother Arnold Wanker,
Please don't accept such in our kind of business transaction,so if you need the loan from us,you will have to make the payment in and please let us know when you are ready.

Regards
Dr Gary Hill
Arnold Wanker

Saturday, September 17, 2011 8:04 PM

In wat? Wat is you'uns axxin me?
Manila Consultant Group

Sunday, September 18, 2011 5:08 AM

I AM TELLING YOU THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY THE CHARGES WITH CHEQUE,SO ARE READY TO MAKE THE PAYMENT
Arnold Wanker

Sunday, September 18, 2011 8:44 PM

Tha cheque is in the mail, ah put it in tha mail 2day. Hop u haf it soon, Please deposit my muney in tha account on me cheque-image.
(thas wut tha bank sayed fer me to tell you)

Plezure doin' bidness wif u.

Yer Christain Bro,
Arnold
Manila Consultant Group

Sunday, September 18, 2011 9:16 PM

WE DON'T ACCEPT THE USE OF CHEQUE,GO TO WESTERN UNION OFFICE AND MAKE THE PAYMENT OF $400USD.

WITH THIS NAME
Receivers Name: Mrs Jane Clarke
Receivers Address: 1 VICTORIA SQUARE, BIRMINGHAM B1 1BD, ENGLAND,Birmingham, UK

Amount: $400USD

After making the payment, Send to us the information below:

1.Senders Name:
2:Senders Address:
3.Amount
4.Money Transfer Control Number(MTCN):

This information is required for confirmation of your payment.

Ho ho. That location is a public square, bounded by the Birmingham Museum & Symphony.

Arnold Wanker

Monday, September 19, 2011 12:52 PM

Wo wate, u saed now $400, before it wuz $345 (wut u tryn da cheet me?), Ima hafta go return some botls 4 depozit or go to Smitys oar in Chaplin da git sum more muney. Afre last time, I dont tink thayll be happy, cos I dun beat jes bout everone thar in lef-handed poker game, 'Ceptin ol Margeurite behind the bar, she's a hot one, wanna dance wif her sometime to the social....

Is gon b difikult, gotta use Momma's car, take daryl fer bakup.... AND I caint go to the WU here in town, cuz a wut my cuzn Marcelle dun ran inta the store lasset time - it wuz a mayess.... (I kin show pichers iffen y'all like me too)

The Reverund aint gon b 2 dun happy bout the exter $ either, when I haffa tell him how I maht be havin ta earn it..... I hope Mumma's car will be ok. Kin y'all send me some money fer an oil change first? Thatll sher make it ezzier to do this Westrn Onion thang.
We sher r still needin the loan.

Ima shore surry y'allns dont take the "Cheque", my Bank dun told me it wuz reel offishee-al & all....
Durn them!

Agin, why 400 now not 345?
Thanks fer readin'.

Your Brother in Christ,
Arnold
Manila Consultant Group

Tuesday, September 20, 2011 3:35 PM

STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU
Arnold Wanker

Wednesday, September 21, 2011 4:28 PM

don't rush me, tryn ta git the oil in mama's kadlic changed, without any money, it aint ezzy
Arnold Wanker

I must've deleted an email here, where the LAD mentioned $345 instead of $400, but wait...

Thursday, September 22, 2011 5:29 PM

OK u sayed $345, sted uv $400, thas gut. well but any road, I finlly got oil chang with Oscar help - (ill pay him back wif part of loan, dont worry)

Then Daryl & me we hedded out to Crawford-veal, to tha Wstrn Onion thang, in Mamma's Smokin Kaddilak.

But Bad News, we didn make it. Daryl had ben drinkin agin, yep.... Sory, we had to give The Police $100 to get him outta this one (see the enclosed picher fer prrof of our insidink)

So we were on our way to do this tranfer-thang, and...welll.....Ah gess I gotta go back to my Christain Brothers @ the Church fer some more muney, unless...you have some idears?

Crap. I caint send u picher of our wreck, cos a Yahoo outage. We hadda wreck, trust me, ill send pic later.

Next ideas?
Manila Consultant Group

Saturday, September 24, 2011 6:38 AM

Subject: Re: wreck

STILL WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY
Arnold Wanker

Saturday, September 24, 2011 10:15 AM

Sorry we've only got $200 now, gas 'n' all.....?
here's our wrek... kin y'all just take the exter amount from the million we're gettin?

Manila Consultant Group

Saturday, September 24, 2011 10:40 AM

Dear Wanker,
Because of such stress we both have,i will ask you try and make it $300 ,that all i can do,we don't deduct from it,just get that $300 usd,if is okay,i will resend to you the payment information.

Thanks
Dr Gary Hill

(wow, he's gonna lower the payment, but yet still make it more $ than I told him I have left!!)

Arnold Wanker

Saturday, September 24, 2011 6:59 PM

yes, pls rsnd the offishul papers... pdf pls
damn, u caint send me no $..... but $300 is ezeer. Ill b makin arrange 2 git 2 Wstrn Onion sto.

thanks from Arnold
Manila Consultant Group

Sunday, September 25, 2011 4:20 AM

Subject: PAYMENT INFORMATION This is the payment information you will have to make the payment to via western union money transfer.

Receivers Name: Mrs Jane Clarke
Receivers Address: 1 VICTORIA SQUARE, BIRMINGHAM B1 1BD, ENGLAND,Birmingham, UK

Amount: $300 USD

After making the payment, Send to us the information below:

1.Senders Name:
2:Senders Address:
3.Amount
4.Money Transfer Control Number(MTCN):

This information is required for confirmation of your payment.

And you will have to send us your bank details to be able to transfer the loan.

We awaits your payment details.

Regards

Dr Gary Hill

(then I remembered I could slow the LADs down by asking for a revised legal 'agreement', which I think they let slip by without providing...)

Arnold Wanker

Sunday, September 25, 2011 3:56 PM

trubl iz, Iaint seen no dern lawyer-greement yet, y'all, Wut're u tryn 2 do to me?
Arnold Wanker

(I felt this one nearing its end, and didn't wait for, nor insist on, any revised 'legal docs')

Sunday, September 25, 2011 4:54 PM

ok daryl n I iz reddy git this here $.
so we got out to the Wstrn Onion Stor 2day.

But, we gets haffwy there (by The Thrify Possum Liqour Stor, doncha know), an He sais, "hey man" - cos hes drivin -" iffen u dont get me Some o that that Jim Bean wisky, Ima leaf u here n tha Ditch!!" So ah tells him, "it Sunday, they klosed!"

Well, ol daryl, he aint as DUMB as I look, so.... He say, well BUDDY, YOU r gunna take me to the creek house.... Well we all know what that mean, he hasta git sum moonsheen, bootleg.... Prey fer our branes that they dont git damaged affer this.....

So wut wuz I 2 do? I HAD to git my driver sum hooch, n ord to kompleat hour taxskes. Itz 'spensiv stuff, Jim Bean. took me all $50.00, so all ah cud py WU wuz $250,00 - Hope that's ok....

Well, y'all take 250,000 out of the $1M ur givin me, and KEEP that fer yourself, jus tween u & me (ah wont tell NOBODY - OK?)

So we did that thang, n finly got to the store, n sended the $ all fine.. got the attachd offishiul reseet right cheer....
N heres me bank info, les get the $ quick now!! :

BANK-INFO:
Name: Arnold Wanker
Account Number: 1003448320
Bank Name: King Southern Bank
Country/ Destination: USA
Bank location: 5916 Lawrenceburg Road, Chaplin, KY 40012
Routing Number: 083907052

(Intentionally smeared and illegible, just to mess with them!)

Manila Consultant Group

Sunday, September 25, 2011 5:36 PM

Subject: Re: PAYMENT INFORMATION

I JUST SAW YOUR PAYMENT RECEIPT YOU SENT,IT WAS NOT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR ME TO SEE THE INFORMATION.PLEASE WRITE OUT THESE INFORMATION FROM THE SLIP AND SEND IT TO ME FOR CONFIRMATION.

SENDER NAME:
SENDER ADDRESS:
MTCN NUMBER:

THAT WILLMAKE IT OKAY FOR US HERE..

THANKS

(ok Ð we're getting close...)

Arnold Wanker

Monday, September 26, 2011 1:24 PM

Ah have this here other receept him give me - hope its ok?
Iffin, not, it maht take nuther day fer me n daryl ta git back to chaplin, ky.....

Yours, Arnold

Manila Consultant Group

Tuesday, September 27, 2011 4:50 PM

Thanks for the fake Western Union Receipt that you sent to us. Please we know Fake computer works.

Thanks for your correspondence so far.

(Dang! They're onto me.... but awfully pleasant about it)

Arnold Wanker

Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:58 AM

Yeah, and we know Fake BULLSHIT businesses!

MUGU - hahahahahahaha
(it wuz fun waste yer time)

Arnoldo

(I actually wanted to send them the below as an attachment, but yahoo wasn't cooperating at the time)

First contact: approx. Aug 31 2011
Last contact: Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:58 AM
Hope y'all enjoyed my first time as Arnold.