CHIEF FREDRICK E NDADate: Mon, 26 May 2003 18:43:50 -0400 From: fredrick e nda [committeeleader2003@zwallet.com] Subject: YOUR URGENT REPLY IS HIGHLY NEEDED To: committeeleader2003@zwallet.com FCRAC HEAD QUARTERS MONTEGORA BUILDING, 8TH FLOOR, LAGOS - NIGERIA. Tel/Fax:234-80-33447751. Confidential Dear Sir, RE: TRANSFER OF US27,700,000.00 (TWENTY MILLION, SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS}. I am extending this proposal to you in my capacity as an Accountant and Chief of the Review/Audit Committee scrutinizing all records covering executed contracts Awarded by Previous Military Government of Nigeria. My colleagues and I have uncovered a floating amount of US27.700Million without a clear Beneficiary owing to a deliberate act of Over-invoicing and illegal inflation of contract value by corrupt Government Officials. This money have already been approved for payment by Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) and is secured under Contract No: FGN/NNPC/022/WR/98. As top Civil Servants, We are not authorized to operate Foreign Bank Account and this is why we want to use your bank Account to transfer this money outside Nigeria. We have accepted you as our Foreign Partner and will regularize the approvals to reflect you as the true beneficiary under the Contract. We have resolved to give you 25% of the total sum for your assistance. If you are interested in this deal, please contact me immediately you receive this message for more information. I am anxiously waiting for your urgent response. Yours sincerely, Chief Fredrick Nda Accountant & Chief Review/Audit Committee UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Sounds interesting. How can I help? CHIEF FREDRICK E NDA Date: Thu, 29 May 2003 07:58:26 +0000 From: fredrick e nda [committeeleader2003@zwallet.com] Subject: Thanks for your prompt response. FROM THE DESK OF FREDRICK .E.NDA. DEAR SIR, I AM IN RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY.KINLDY FORWARD YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS TO ME INCLUDING THE ACCOUNT WHERE YOU WANT THE MONEY TO BE CREDITED THAT WILL ENABLE ME ARRANGE FOR IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THE MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. THIS TRANSFER WILL ONLY TAKE US 14 BANK WORKING DAYS TO ACTUALISE UPON THE RECEIPT OF THE REQUIRED INFORMATION. FEEL FREE TO CALL ME ON MY PRIVATE CELL PHONE 234-80-33447751. GOD BLESS YOU I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU. CHIEF FREDRICK .E.NDA. UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Chief, Sure, here ya go: CITI BANK WALL STREET NEW YORK NY 10048-0001 USA CHIPS NO: 0008 ABA NO: 021000089 SWIFT CODE: CITI US33 A/C NO: 36003318 Phone number is 213 745 876 1, fax is 831 xxx xxx x.Thanks to payphone-project.com for the phone number, in the LA convention center. Standard bank account of another scammer. CHIEF FREDRICK E NDA Date: Thu, 29 May 2003 10:25:33 +0000 From: fredrick e nda [committeeleader2003@zwallet.com] Subject: your bank details is received. Dear Unkindly Contributor Thanks for your good information.Kindly forward the phone and fax numbers of the bank where the money will be credited. Note, that l still need to have your full name/data/ company name to enable me arrange the transfer approvals from the authorities concerned.Understand that l want to get every legal documents ready to make sure the money will be transferred into your account successfully without any hitches. l have a name to protect and would not like to ternish my good name. l tried to reach you on your telephone you send to me but could not get through l think it is better you send me your mobile cell phone fore easy communication. God Bless you and your entire family. awaiting to hear from you. CHIEF FREDRICK E.NDA.ternish? fore? If I'm going to waste time on you, at least try to use English words. Once he got away from the cut and paste boilerplate his grammar "skills" really showed. UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Chief, I already gave you the bank information. My name is Unkindly Contributor. I gave you my phone number, please try again or just email.Note the repeated use of lowercase L's for "I", which is a distinguishing feature if you hear from this guy in the future. CHIEF FREDRICK E NDA Date: Thu, 29 May 2003 12:43:10 -0400 From: fredrick e nda [committeeleader2003@zwallet.com] Subject: Yes l hereby confirmed the receipt of your information. Attn Mr.Unkindly Contributor. Dear Friend. l really thank you for your effort so far.But do understand the point the paying bank here must work together with the receiving bank that means is going to be bank to bank direct transaction so it is very important you send your bank telephone and fax numbers. l want every documents that will covers this transfer authentic that is to say a smooth money transfer. All necessary documents required in this transfer will be obtained by me here,you dont need to worry just send me any information needed from you. As soon as l received it by tomorrow l will start to apply for approval documents that will empowered the bank to effect Key Tested Telegraphic Telex Transfer. (K.T.T) Documents approvals will be send to you as l progress. God Bless you. CHIEF FREDRICK E. NDA. UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Chief, Jeez, do I have to do everything for you? A simple lookup would tell you the number, 210-xxx-xxxx. Fax is the same number. Now send the money quickly, time is money. UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Chief, What's the hold up? I gave you everything you needed, now send the money. Don't you understand the meaning of the word URGENT? CHIEF FREDRICK E NDA Date: Fri, 30 May 2003 11:07:44 -0400 From: fredrick e nda [committeeleader2003@zwallet.com] Subject: we are working on it DEAR GOOD FRIEND CONTRIBUTOR. DONT WORRY WE ARE WORKING ON THE PAYMENT APPROVALS DOCUMENT BY GODS GRACE ON MONDAY I WILL SEND YOU SOME OF THE DOCUMENTS FOR YOUR RECORD. TODAY WE HAVE FILED IN APPLICATION OF CONTRACT FUNDS CLAIM TO THE AUTHORITIES CONCERNED. I JUST TRIED YOUR PHONE NUMBER RIGHT NOW BUT COULD NOT GET THROUGH WHAT IS THE PROBLEM OF YOUR PHONE? THE FAX NUMBER IS OKAY . KINDLY ATTEND TO THIS QUESTION. MY PARTNERS WISH TO KNOW WHERE TO MEET YOU AFTER TRANSFERING THE MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT PLEASE LET US KNOW IMMEDIATELY.NOTE THAT WE ARE GOING TO INVEST SOME MONEY HERE BEFORE THE TRANSFER WILL BE ACCOMPLISHED SO WE WANT KNOW YOUR CAPEABILY OF RELEASING OUR SHARE. GOD BLESS YOU. LOOKING FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU. CHIEF FREDRICK E.NDA. UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Chief, There's not a damn thing wrong with my phone. As for a meeting place, let us meet somewhere warm. I suggest the Cayman Islands. Now stop messing around and get some work done on this! Time is money! And who the hell is this "we"? I thought this was to be a confidential business, not something you share with your neighbors. CHIEF FREDRICK E NDA Date: Fri, 30 May 2003 12:50:35 -0400 From: fredrick e nda [committeeleader2003@zwallet.com] Subject: PLEASE IAM NOT MESSING OKAY. Dear Unkindly Contributor Please lam not messing arround i want to obtain all the legal documents for this transaction.i am a tittle holder and would not like to do something that will not be fruitful. You should know that we are three two other person and me.and we has been maitain secrecy from the one.we can only send one or two of us to come over remember that we all civil servant and does not allowered to operate foreign account so after transfering this money you have to assist us fully to invest our share in your country or any other country you think that will be okay. by monday some of the approvals will be send to you.just pray that we shall conclude the transfer next week. finally,let keep our fingers across everything will workout according to plans understand that with my position in this office l most make sure there will be no trace after the payment of this money into your account. God Bless. CHIEF FREDRICK E.NDA.Kids, don't drop out of school early or you may write like him (if you're allowered to). UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Chief, That may be your opinion but so far I haven't seen any evidence of any work you have done. You can hold all the tittles you want. Why the blazes will it take you four days to do one minute's worth of work is beyond me. Do not keep testing my patience with weakass excuses for not doing anything. CHIEF FREDRICK E NDA Date: Fri, 30 May 2003 13:20:38 -0400 From: fredrick e nda [committeeleader2003@zwallet.com] Subject: Thanks DEAR FRIEND. DO YOU KNOW THAT WE MUST OBTAIN SOME TRANSFER OF FUNDS APPROVAL FROM THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND OTHER MINISTRIES CONCERNED.I CAN ARRANGE WITH THE APEX BANK GOVERNOR TO EFFECT K.T.T IMMEDIATELY WITHOUT SECURING NECESSARY DOCUMENTS BUT AT END OF THE DAY YOU WONT HAVE ENOUGH DOCUMENTS THAT WILL EMPOWERED YOU TO CLAIM THIS FUND.SO DONT WORRY BY MONDAY SOME OF THE DOCUMENT WILL BE SEND TO YOU. GOD BLESS YOU. CHIEF FREDRICK E.NDA. UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Chief, I don't really care. I did my part, I expect you to do your part and do it fast. Stop wasting time sitting around typing emails and get out of your chair and get this business going. I don't want "some" of the documents "by Monday". Get that through your head. If they see you slumping around doing nothing they will know you are not a serious businessman. Now get to work on something besides excuses! UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Chief, Where is the money? You said it would be here by Monday and I expect you to be a man of your word. Now get cracking.Chief F. E. NDA responds so fast he forgets his name: CHIEF F. (P.?) E. NDA Date: Mon, 02 Jun 2003 11:26:55 +0000 From: fredrick e nda committeeleader2003@zwallet.com Subject: EVERY THING WILL BE OKAY SOONEST. Dear Good Friend. l am still a man of my word.l told you that we have to obtain some legal documents before the huge amount could be transfered into your account this is not by magic. Today we have sussesfully secured contract agreement.and other necessary documents l will send it to you very soon.go near your fax machine and have them. l tried to reach you on your telephone number but did not get through.Kindly give me another number i want to speak with you now. My Regards. CHIEF P.E.NDA.Received a plethora o' faxes, courtesy of efax: Fax 1 - Opening page, Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation approved contract Fax 2 - Same thing. Some people just can't handle advanced technology like fax machines Fax 3 - Two blank pages. Fax 4 - Title page, agreement between Unkindly Contributor and NNPC, dated 1998 Fax 5 - Sections C, D, and 5-8 of the agreement. Fax 6 - Sections 9 to 20. Hey, section 13 says liens have to be cleared before I can be paid. Fax 7 - Sections 21 to 24. Here we go. Section 22 says I owe them a $50,000 nonrefundable fee. In return for which I get $27.7 million in section 23. This page features the seals of the Nigerian High Court and Department of Justice, plus lots of signatures and stamps so you just Know it's Official. Fax 8 - Contract award certificate with indecipherable signatures. Note: Fax machine stamp says the originating machine thinks it's 1999. UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Chief, It took you four days to generate this? Are you serious? There are missing pages, missing sections, and barely legible instructions. I will forward these on to my attorney since you have not been able to competently produce a document that could be faxed. By the way, you are supposed to fax things so that the side with the words on it gets sent, not the blank back of the page. I thought that was obvious but it seems to have escaped your notice. What an embarrassing piece of work. I certainly hope this is not your best effort.Here come more faxes: Fax 9 - same as Fax 1. CHIEF F. (P.?) E. NDA Date: Mon, 02 Jun 2003 14:29:28 -0400 From: fredrick e nda [committeeleader2003@zwallet.com] Subject: I RECEIVED YOUR MESSAGE. Dear Friend. listen lam old man,l am getting to sixty years next week.l also believed that you are matured and understand that this is not a childish transaction.lt take us time and money to get to this stage. l dont see the reason of tell me that we are not serious,we spent U$50.000.00 dollars to obtain the contract agreement l sent to you today go through it very well you will see the amount. by tomorrow we are going to obtain approvals from N.N.PC and F.M.F after that all the documents will be forwarded to the paying bank and they will not hesitate to transfer the fund into you account. please let me know how many of the documents you have received clearly so that we can re-send some. lf you are bringing lawyer into this transaction that means you want us to discontinue because lawyers are not trustworthy and we would'nt like to expose the transaction. l dont know why you should bring lawyer into this transaction. CHIEF P.E.NDA.Well, glad to hear they covered that Section 22 fee. Time to mentor: UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Chief, I demand an apology. I sent you all my contact information including my bank account. You sent me garbled faxes that can hardly be read, and half of the pages are blank. I can't believe anyone spent more than a few nickels to put this document together. If you seriously intend to present these documents to anyone, you should print them in a much more professional manner. Otherwise people will think you are not legit. Why would you not want to expose the transaction? When all that money transfers the bank will publicize it. Now quit playing games, quit sending me garbage and pretending they are legible documents. I did not become this wealthy by dealing with people who can't act professionally. Maybe you need a partner there who can teach you how to do business.Fax 10: 11 page document of the whole contract. UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Chief, Why did you send another 11 pages of the same godawful fax? When will you be serious? Don't you own a decent printer and fax machine? I am not used to dealing with such unprofessional behavior, and I am still awaiting your apology. CHIEF F. E. NDA (no P this time) Date: Mon, 02 Jun 2003 17:36:11 -0400 From: fredrick e nda [committeeleader2003@zwallet.com] Subject: take it easy l dont understand you,l contacted you for a beneficial deal not to use words any how to easy other at this initial stage. my fax machine is okay and after sending l foundout okay result.so l really know what you are talking about maybe the problem is from your end. l have told you many times that your phone number is not working but you did not say any thing about that.we cannot end the transaction through email and fax we have to hear each other's voice okay. you have to tell me how many of the documents you have receieved clearly. CHIEF FREDRICK UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Chief, Why are you talking in circles? I have never seen a contract that was put together so poorly, it looks like goats ran over it. It is missing sections like the ex patria and mandamus sections. If your fax machine really is working properly then the original must be awful. I think that poorly represents the level of professionalism needed for such business, I am sure you will agree that shoddy workmanship should not be tolerated. Every other person in the world calls me on the phone just fine, I am not really interested in why you can't manage to make a call properly. As for doing business via email, I do it every day and it is standard protocol for business transactions. I can put together the missing sections and email them to you, since the contract will be invalid without them. I look forward to mentoring you.
Next up: Fax 11. And he just KNOWS I'm going to rip
him on this before he even sends it CHIEF FREDRICK E.NDA FAX MEMO 3RD JUNE, 2003 FROM THE DESK OF CHIEF FREDRICK E.NDA ATTENTION MR.UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR DEAR SIR, I AM HAVING PROBLEM WITH MY EMAIL BOX SINCE TODAY THE SERVER IS NOT WORKING WELL. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ON YOUR TELEPHONE WITHOUT SUCCESS. I URGE YOU TO GIVE ME ANOTHER TELEPHONE NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION. IF YOU HAVE ANY MESSAGE FOR ME KINDLY DIRECT TO THIS EMAIL ADDRESS (rest garbled) Fredricks2004@yahoo.com Tel 234-80-33447751 I AM ANXIOUSLY WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY THANKS YOURS FAITHFULLY CHIEF FREDRICK E. NDA
Translation: he'd lost is zwallet account so he didn't
have my email reply address UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Chief, Why would you waste my time and fax paper with such a profoundly worthless fax? Half of the lines weren't even readable. If you can't properly operate a phone or fax machine how do you expect to represent yourself as a proper businessman? Honestly man, it's embarrassing. I'm working on the missing sections for the contract since you flubbed that too. I would feel better about this if I wasn't the one doing all the work and cleaning up after your mistakes! I anxiously await your apology. CHIEF F. E. NDA Date: Tue, 3 Jun 2003 10:26:52 -0700 (PDT) From: nda fredricks [fredricks2004@yahoo.com] Subject: thanks for your message. Mr Unkindly Contributor Please if you are not willing to handle this transaction let me know immediately l dont see any reason the issue for apology should not arise in this transaction.lnfact lam not in position for such apology. What iam interested is how to transfer money to your account you have your share and we have our own share nothing more than that okay. you gave me incorrect telephone number because you dont want me to speak with you. lf the documents i sent to you was not clear that is a simple matter we can despatch it through courier service when all the documents is ready. l dont like embarrassment and the transaction is not by force after all transferring money to your account it could be risk and l dont know how old you are.we need matured person to handle a matured deal beside time has come when boys should be sepereted from men What i am saying is this, if you want to do businness let me know if not, l will discontinue Chief Fredrick E.Nda UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Chief, Of course I want to do business! You think I'm putting up with your problems because I don't want to do business? I have given you everything you need to transfer money to my account and you've given me nothing but illegible faxes and poor excuses. In proper business it is appropriate to apologize for wasting your partners' time, as you have done through your bungling. I have told you I am drafting the additional contract provisions without which the contract would be unenforceable and illegal. I have told you I am willing to mentor you. And I am willing to forgive your errors and errant assertions (my phone works perfectly fine for everyone else but you, maybe you should look at yourself before you cast aspersions at others!). So let's try to get past your problems and onto our business. Your problems are really not interesting to me, expanding on my millions is. If you can't handle business then I am willing to mentor you but you must first acknowledge your need for help. CHIEF F. E. NDA Date: Wed, 4 Jun 2003 01:07:55 -0700 (PDT) From: nda fredricks [fredricks2004@yahoo.com] Subject: l received your mail Mr.Unkindly. l dont think l had any problem with you because we has a long way to go.You should understand that here in africa our network services is too poor sometimes .so if you are not yet in receipt of the documents let me know. ls very important we find a solution to it now.l dont want the paying bank to have such problem when contacting you for the transfer. We are going to have approval certificate from N.N.P.C and F.M.F today so please Kindly notify me of the condition of the documents with you.or do we send them by speed post?. please re-send your phone number again Regards. FREDRICK E. NDA. UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Chief, How many times do I have to tell you this? Phone number is 213 745 876 1, fax is 831 xxx xxx x. The money STILL has not shown up in my account. What the hell are you waiting for, Christmas? And don't give me MORE excuses about why you can't do your job. First it's the phone, then it's the fax, then it's the network. I don't care if you have to use tin cans with a string between them to communicate, a real businessman stops whining and gets the job done! CHIEF F. E. NDA Date: Wed, 4 Jun 2003 09:39:58 -0700 (PDT) From: nda fredricks fredricks2004@yahoo.com Subject: your are still what you are. Mr. Unkindly. Please sorry l will not send anymore documents until we agree lam not a kid.you dont because i contacted you first and you keep on directing me any how after all l want to make you rich. with this behaviour of you l dont think you will allow us to have access to our share.uptil now you did not ask any question you dont even care to know the procedure l wonder the kind of business you do for your living and how old you are. l told you that your telephone number is not connected and you keep on arguing with me.if you dont believe me on that l dont think you will believe me in other things.beside lam afriad you can mess the transaction.how can you deal with the paying bank if they contact you for the of this money remittance. You have to call me on my private telephone 234-80-33447751 l want to hear your voice now. FREDRICKS.
I've been dealing with other 419ers who are mildly
coherent UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Chief, I am already rich. I don't care how old you are. What I care about is how you can possibly expect any businessman to take you seriously when you present yourself so shabbily. If you are to be a partner in this then you represent me and you are doing a poor job of that. I don't know what the hell you're talking about not paying banks, I pay banks every damn day. How do you think I made my millions? Certainly not by putting forth the kind of front you display. I think you'd agree that if you received the incompetent mess you sent me with all of your excuses you would be inclined to hold the sender in a dim view. Every page looked like it was chewed up. Were your ancestors goats? It is time for a fresh start, so I have just about finished my edits to the document so it will be worthy. Your excuses are not interesting to me, your failures are not something you should keep bragging about! Try sending something other than nonsense, bizarre accusations, and excuses! Let me know when you are ready to act like a businessman. Couple of minutes later: UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Chief, Here, I have completed the missing sections. These must be added for the contract to be acceptable. They're in Latin or else the lawyers will reject the whole contract. 25. TUTTE LE SEZIONI ANTERIORI CHE SONO FALSE E NON VALIDE, L'INVALIDITÌÛ DI QUALUNQUE ALTRA SEZIONE NON IMPEDIRANNO L'ESECUZIONE DEI DIRITTI SOTTO LA PARTE 23. TUTTO IL QUESTO Ìö NATURALMENTE Uno SCHERZO E NESSUNO CON Un CERVELLO CREDEREBBERO MAI Che I DOLLARI Di GOCCE GIUSTE $27.7 MILIONI Dal CIELO Nella VOSTRA CORTESIA Del GIRO Di un Who CANÌâ'T Del PERDENTE ORTOGRAFASSERO Un WORD CORRETTAMENTE E TANTO MENO SCRIVESSERO Una FRASE COMPRENSIBILE. ED I $50000 CHE LA TASSA Ìö SILLY, QUESTO TIPO NON POSSONO CONTARE OLTRE 20 CON I SUOI PATTINI SOPRA. SE Ìö LA NIGERIA MIGLIORE PUÌ' ALLORA FARLA Ìö IN DIFETTOSO DIFETTOSO MODELLA. 26. CHE COSA OTTENETE QUANDO CADETE Un PIANO GIÌ(tm) Un ALBERO Della MINIERA? Un MINATORE PIANO. AMO QUELL'. MA SERIAMENTE, SIETE STATI GRANDI. SARÌ' QUI TUTTA LA SETTIMANA, PROVO Il VITELLO. GODA GLI SBALZI.
It's Italian, but he's not bright enough to see that. 25. ALL PRIOR SECTIONS BEING UNTRUE AND INVALID, THE INVALIDITY OF ANY OTHER SECTION SHALL NOT IMPEDE THE EXECUTION OF RIGHTS UNDER SECTION 23. ALL OF THIS IS OF COURSE A JOKE AND NO ONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD EVER BELIEVE $27.7 MILLION DOLLARS JUST DROPS OUT OF THE SKY INTO YOUR LAP COURTESY OF A LOSER WHO CAN'T SPELL A WORD CORRECTLY LET ALONE WRITE A COMPREHENSIBLE SENTENCE. AND THE $50000 FEE IS SILLY, THIS GUY CANNOT COUNT PAST 20 WITH HIS SHOES ON. IF HE IS THE BEST NIGERIA CAN DO THEN IT IS IN BAD BAD SHAPE. 26. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU DROP A PIANO DOWN A MINE SHAFT? A FLAT MINER. I LOVE THAT ONE. BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU HAVE BEEN GREAT. I WILL BE HERE ALL WEEK, TRY THE VEAL. ENJOY RUSH. CHIEF F. E. NDA CHIEF F. E. NDA Date: Wed, 4 Jun 2003 12:48:45 -0700 (PDT) From: nda fredricks [fredricks2004@yahoo.com] Subject: CHIEF.NDA WHAT YOU DONT KNOW,YOU DONT KNOW IT.YOU ARE NOT A SERIOUS BUSINESSMAN.THEREFORE YOU DONT DESERVE THIS KIND OF MONEY. CHIEF.Current events for $419: On May 30, 2003, Maurice Ibekwe, a member of Nigeria's house of representatives, was arrested for defrauding a German national of $350,000. Ha! Story: http://www.thisdayonline.com/news/20030530news03.html Time to formally launch my new business mentoring 419ers: UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Chief, Are you saying you don't want to learn to be a businessman? I already have over $100 million, this would just be vacation money. Look, here's what you should do: crawl down the street on your hands and knees, loudly wailing and begging for money. Catch the pennies that children throw at your unsightly body. Maybe then you won't have to resort to doing 419 scams. You suck at them anyway. You make Maurice Ibekwe look brilliant.
That kicked the ProfanoMeter into high gear for 4
emails in 12 minutes CHIEF F. E. NDA Date: Wed, 4 Jun 2003 14:09:03 -0700 (PDT) From: nda fredricks [fredricks2004@yahoo.com] Subject: CHIEF.NDA YOU ARE A BUSH MAN I DONT HAVE FUCKING TIME FOR POOR GUYS LIKE YOU WHERE DID YOU THIEF 100 MILLION HOW CAN A MONKY DO BUSINESS AND MAKE SUCH AMOUNT.WELL YOU ARE ONE OF THE AFRICAN SLAVES IN AMERICA WE WILL SOON GET YOU PEOPLE BACK TO FATHER LAND. NOMATTER HOW MUCH THEY BUY YOU GUYS WE MUST PAY THEM BACK AND PICK OUR BROTHERS.BUT I DONT THINK FOOL LIKE YOU WILL LIKE TO COME BACK HOME BECAUSE OF OYIBO FOODS. DONT WORRY I WILL LET BUSH HEAR THIS SO YOU HAVE 100 MILLIONS AND YOU WILL BE ARRESTED YOU DONKY. YOU DONT EVEN GO TO SCHOOL .CANNOT EVEN SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH AMERICAN LATINS IS NOT ENGLISH GO BACK TO SCHOOL SLAVE. GO AND PAY FOR YOUR TELEPHONE BILL YOU CANNOT RECEIVE CALLS MILLION DOLLAR MAN. CHIEF F. E. NDA Date: Wed, 4 Jun 2003 14:11:27 -0700 (PDT) From: nda fredricks [fredricks2004@yahoo.com] Subject: big monkey (He forgot to include a message. I'm sure it was
well-reasoned and insightful. CHIEF F. E. NDA Date: Wed, 4 Jun 2003 14:15:50 -0700 (PDT) From: nda fredricks [fredricks2004@yahoo.com] Subject: hundred million dollar man TO HELL WITH POOR PEOPLE LIVING IN AMERICA.SO SORRY YOU DONT KNOW YOUR FATHER LAND IN AFRICA MANY HAVE COME BACK AND WE GAVE THE LAND TO BUILD HOUSE YOU NOWAY ANY TIME I SEE YOU IN AFRICA I WILL JAIL YOU.YOU BETTER STAY THEREIN UNTIL YOU DIE OKAY. YOU MUST BE A SLAVE THERE OKAY IAM BETTER THAN YOU IAM IN MY FATHER LAND OKAY. RICH SLAVE. CHIEF F. E. NDA Date: Wed, 4 Jun 2003 14:21:53 -0700 (PDT) From: nda fredricks [fredricks2004@yahoo.com] Subject: ya mama toto to to to to to to to to to and totototo. ya mama toto yamama toto----------toto----------toto ohhhhhhhhh fuck your mother animal your mother toto your mother toto------------------------toto---------------------your -------------mama totootototototototototototooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooottttttttttttttttttttttttttooooooooooooooootttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttooooo UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Yo mugu, what grade did you drop out of? No wonder the 419 scammers got you to do emails for them for so cheap, you weren't smart enough to get more money for your part in this scam. Maurice Ibekwe is going to jail and you'll either find a new line of work or you'll join him there. Then you'll have to actually have to rely on your wits, which in your case means you will starve. Maybe you could get a job teaching English. Of course, you'll have to learn it first. You got what you deserved - exactly $0. Now go get a real job. CHIEF F. E. NDA Date: Wed, 4 Jun 2003 21:24:51 -0700 (PDT) From: nda fredricks [fredricks2004@yahoo.com] Subject: you your mother is a harlot OKAY NOW I REMEMBERED WHOM YOU ARE.THE SON OF HARLOT. IBEKWE IS BETTER THAN USELESS PIG LIKE YOU .STOP MENTIONING HIS NAME YOU STRANDED SLAVE .WHAT IS YOUR FATHERS NAME MONKEY. IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A MAN CALL ME ON MY PHONE I WOULD HAVE CALL SMELLING PIG LIKE YOU AND REMIND YOU WHERE YOU COME FROM . YOU DONT KNOW WHERE YOU COME FROM AND YOU DONT KNOW WHERE TO GO SLAVE. YOU WANT TO HAVE 25% SEE MONKEY WAY DE MAKE MILLIONS INSTEAD OF ME TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT I FULK YOUR MOTHER THROUGH BACK YOUR MAMA TOTO DE SMELL. DE SMELL DE SMELL DE SMELL OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I NO GO FULK AM AGAIN OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE WOMAN TOO SMELL JO JO. IF I SEE HER I WILL PAY MY DOG TO FULK AM OHHHHHHHHHHH. OR YOU WANT TO FULK YOUR MOTHER OKAY NA YOU SEF DE FULK AM I KNOW THAT IS YOUR LIFE NA YOU DE FULK YOUR MOTHER I KNOW I KNOW THAT GO AHEAD FULK HER WELL WELL AS NOBODY GREEE FULK AM FOR YOU. I BEG FULK YOUR THING YOUR MAMA TOTO DE SWEET YOU WELL WELL I KNOW YOU SLAVE PIG. UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Yo mugu, the word is F**K not FULK. Can't you even swear right? My god you're an idiot. The only thing you have 25% of is a brain. Sad facts of life for you: I have more money than you will ever have. And I can have any woman I want, including your sister. That's life. Deal with it, mugu. Maybe you'll be in the same cell as Ibekwe. I've given your phone number, fax number, IP address, and all the childish documents you sent to the authorities. 419419419419419419
Think that's the end? Nope, he still wants to teach
me the business (paragraph 6). CHIEF F. E. NDA Date: Fri, 6 Jun 2003 04:59:26 -0700 (PDT) From: nda fredricks [fredricks2004@yahoo.com] Subject: johnson devilish harlot person dog food jo-jo is your name. listen lam twenty seven years only and l believed you are close to ninty years. how can old penis fulk? well old penis can fulk your old mother so go and fulk you mother okay. God most surely punish you because all you know is how to use little money God gave to you to fulk harlots.well l dont blame you,because your money is a harlot and blood is thicker than walter. lf you want deliverance l can deliver you l God gave me power to deliver people like you,l know you dont want money send me you full name and address l will send you some dollars okay to enable you to come to Nigeria so that l can deliver you if not you will surely perish this year christ is coming are ready to welcome him answer this question son of harlot. repent-repent -repent lbekwe is better than you after all he made his money from you slaves that means he is bring our money back to the country by the way how much did they pay us before they thief you people out from Africa you most answer this question urgently. look old boy cool-down let me teach you business if not hungery will do you something there.l have gievn my word. mugu bye bye dont write me again lam not your class unless you want me to come over there and deal with you. just cool down l will help you and you will be choping dollars you know. my boy bye. YOUR HON CHEIF F.E.NDA thanks for calling me chief each time you sent you mail that shows respect go ahead my boy lam with you. UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Chief, You can't even spell CHIEF right! You spelled it CHEIF! It's I BEFORE E, MORON, idiot boy! You should go back to school and learn how to write a sentence. Here, I'll help ya out: >dog food jo-jo is your name. See, in America that means nothing. Jo-Jo doesn't mean anything. >listen lam twenty seven years only and l believed you are close to ninty years. how can old penis fulk? well old penis can fulk your old mother so go and fulk you mother okay. You should start sentences with a capital letter. You're 27, so you dropped out of school 20 years ago, right? "Ninety" has an "e" in it, see? And for the second time, there is no "L" in "F**K". >God most surely punish you because all you know is how to use little money God gave to you to fulk harlots.well l dont blame you,because your money is a harlot and blood is thicker than walter. The word is "water" not "walter". Walter is a man's name. And there still isn't an "L" in F**K. >lf you want deliverance l can deliver you l God gave me power to deliver people like you,l know you dont want money send me you full name and address l will send you some dollars okay to enable you to come to Nigeria so that l can deliver you if not you will surely perish this year christ is coming are ready to welcome him answer this question son of harlot. I don't think you are capable of delivering a newspaper, let alone a person. You want to send money someplace, try a charity that helps Africans like the Heifer Project (P.O. Box 8058, Little Rock, AR 72203 USA). Then again you're a stupid 419 mugu thief, so you don't have any room to boast. >repent-repent -repent lbekwe is better than you after all he made his money from you slaves that means he is bring our money back to the country by the way how much did they pay us before they thief you people out from Africa you most answer this question urgently. Ibekwe is a criminal, like you. "Thief" is a noun, not a verb. You refer to a question but it is not written in English so I have no clue what you're asking, mugu. >look old boy cool-down let me teach you business if not hungery will do you something there.l have gievn my word. What word have you gievn? "Gievn" isn't even a word. Neither is "hungery". If there is someone in the world who is so stupid that you can teach him something, that is sad. >mugu bye bye dont write me again lam not your class unless you want me to come over there and deal with you. Well, you have no class so that's sort of obvious. >just cool down l will help you and you will be choping dollars you know. No clue what "choping dollars" means. You really should go back to school. >my boy bye. >YOUR HON CHEIF F.E.NDA HA! It's CHIEF, not CHEIF. And half the time you got your fake name wrong, idiot. >thanks for calling me chief each time you sent you mail that shows respect go ahead my boy lam with you. No respect was ever given - I got you to waste two weeks. Hey mugu, ever figure out which side of the paper to fax? Class dismissed, boy.
I think this mentoring business suits me pretty well.
I just give and give. CHIEF F. E. NDA Date: Mon, 9 Jun 2003 05:47:08 -0700 (PDT) From: nda fredricks [fredricks2004@yahoo.com] Subject: l am not right dont say that fool. foolishman who refused to be rich how are you today,hope you are not okay because hadly you see a poor man without one problem or the other.but l want to make you rich you said no that you want to die as a poor rat. well bye go and die poor. chief speaking. (Reply includes references to two other recent 419 arrestees in Nigeria): UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR >how are you today Thanks for asking, I'm tired from spending all weekend with the women on my private beach :). I see you still can't afford a decent spellchecker, mugu fool. Can you count to 419? I bet Fred Ajudua and Alumile Adedeji (Ade Bendel) can. CHIEF F. E. NDA Date: Mon, 9 Jun 2003 11:28:19 -0700 (PDT) From: nda fredricks [fredricks2004@yahoo.com] Subject: your mama toto they smell you hear every time women-women listen you are agent of devil. you dont know christ and you must perish in your sin fool. l dont know how old you are in nigeria women is nothing okay we have many of them if women is your problem just send me 1million dolars i will give you one old mad women i think you will like her you dont like to be rich poor man. UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR "Therefore I will give their wives to others and their fields to conquerors, because from the least to the greatest every one is greedy for unjust gain; from prophet to priest every one deals falsely." - Jeremiah 8:10. Sounds like he knew you! You can't even spell DOLLARS, mugu! Every day I laugh at you again! What kind of idiot 419 scammer can't even spell DOLLARS? HAHAHAHAHAHA! CHIEF F. E. NDA Date: Mon, 9 Jun 2003 13:25:49 -0700 (PDT) From: nda fredricks [fredricks2004@yahoo.com] Subject: so this ldiot can read bible. now you come.but let me tell you lam too big to write correct to you are given money? mugu dont worry you escape this trap another one will catch you. because mugu is mugu for ever. you btter go to church and repent stop telling me about women okay lam a very hansome guy very rich. grammer nobi money okay mugu you dont know anything. why not go and teach. teacher dont teach me robbish ye-ye- the smell. you must pay one day one day you l know very well that ltk like you also pay into women toto. bastard. UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR I pity you, mugu. THOU SHALT NOT STEAL - ever heard of that one? Go to school and get a real job. THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS - ever heard of that one? Look in the mirror - if you can do that without breaking it. You are a disgrace to the people of Nigeria and the people of the world. Misspelled words this time: "I am", "don't", "better", "handsome", "grammar", "rubbish". I don't know what "ltk" and "nobi" and "toto" are - sounds like some mugu dialect you have going there. Ready for prison life?
What makes him keep writing? Does he think I will
eventually send him money CHIEF F. E. NDA Date: Tue, 10 Jun 2003 07:35:40 -0700 (PDT) From: nda fredricks [fredricks2004@yahoo.com] Subject: big man for nothing LOOK OUT MUGU HOW CALL HIM SELF A MILLION MAN. IS NOT ME STILL WRITTING TO YOU BECAUSE I HAVE FINDOUT THAT YOU ARE A FOOL ALWAYS IN THE COMPUTER RICH MAN DID NOT HAVE TIME TO GO TO COMPUTER ALL WHAT YOU RECEIVED IS FROM MY BOY IAM NOT YOUR CLASS YOU ARE A POOR RAT-MUGU UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR What language is that supposed to be? English? Here's a quiz for you, mugu. Even you can do this one: 1. What is 418 + 1? 2. What criminal code will you be indicted under? 3. What is 400 + your IQ? 4. How many times a day do I laugh at your pathetic emails? 5. How many times a day does your mother cry because her son is a thief? 6. What will be your cell number in jail? Hint: all of the answers are the same. Grammar, spelling, math - I'm going to have to start charging this lad tuition. Can this possibly go on? Has"Cheif" (whoever he really is) no dignity? We'll see... |