NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Subject: PLEASE TREAT THIS MAIL WITH TOPMOST URGENCY!
Date: Thu, 05 Dec 2002 00:42:47 +0100
From: MR. NDIDI OKOCHA
Accountant: Union Bank of Nigeria
Idumota Branch
Lagos-Nigeria
TELEPHONE:234-803-3275702
Let me start by first introducing myself properly to you. I am
MR. NDIDI OKOCHA the Accountant with the Union Bank of Nigeria
Idumota Branch Lagos.
I came to know of you in my private search for a reliable and reputable
person to handle the confidential transaction, which involves the transfer
of a huge sum of money to a foreign account requiring maximum confidence.
A foreigner,Mr. Barry Kelly an oil Merchant/Contractor with the Federal
Government of Nigeria, until his death in ADC airline that crash on her way
to Port-Harcourt 1996 banked with us at Union Bank Plc, Lagos, and had a
closing balance as at the end of March 2000 worthUS$11.5M Eleven Million,
Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) which the Bank now expects a
next of kin to claim as beneficiary. Valuable efforts are being made by
Union Bank of Nigeria to get in touch with any of the late Mr. Barry Kelly
family or relatives but there has been no
success.
It is because of the perceived possibility of not being able to locate the
late Mr. Barry Kelly next of kin (he had no known wife nor children that
isknown to us). The management under the influence of our Chairman and members
of the Board of Directors, retired Major General Umaru Shelling, that arrangement
has been made for the funds to be declared "UNCLAIMABLE" and subsequently be
donated
In order to avert this negative development, I now seek your permission to
have you stand as the next-of-kin to late Mr. Barry Kelly so that the funds
You will be presented as the next of kin with all documentary proof and the funds
would be released and paid into your account as the beneficiary's
next-of-kin. All documents and proves to enable you get this fund will be
carefully worked out. We have secured from the probate an order of mandamus
All efforts to locate any of the deceased beneficiaries and proved
abortive Moreso, i am assuring you of a 100% risk free involvement.
Your share stays while the rest would be for me and my colleagues for
investment purposes in your Country.
I have decided that the funds be shared thus, after it has been transferred
into your account in a matter of one week:
1. 30% of the money will go to you for acting as the beneficiary of the
fund.
2. 5% will be set aside for reimbursement to both parties for any
incidental expenses that may be incurred in the course of the transfer.
3. 65% to us the originator of the transaction.
kindly get to me immediately on my phone number :234-803-3275702 above.
Please furnish me with your most confidential telephone and fax No. and
your bank coordinates so that I can use these information to apply for the
release and subsequent transfer of the funds in your favour.
Thanks for your anticipated co-operation.
Yours faithfully,
MR. NDIDI OKOCHA
Accountant
Union Bank of Nigeria
Idumota Branch Lagos-Nigeria
LONSLO TOSSOV
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: PLEASE TREAT THIS MAIL WITH TOPMOST URGENCY!
Date: Thu, 05 Dec 2002 13:17:21 +0000
OKOCHA - THIS IS A BIT OF A SURPRISE AS I AM NOT USED TO SUCH DIRECT APPROACHES HOW THE
DEVIL DID YOU GET THIS ADDRESS HOWEVER IT HAS PIQUED MY INTEREST AS IT HAPPENS AS ONE OF
MY CLIENTS HAD AN UNFORTUNATE FIRE AT HIS FACTORY AT KUSTARDPANZ AND NEED TO RECOUP
LOSSES IN ORDER TO REBUILD PERHAPS WE CAN DISCUSS THIS FURTHER BE QUICK MAN I AM IN A
HURRY SOME OF YOUR RERERENCES ARE NOT CLEAR AND I CANNOT RAISE YOU ON THE PHONE IF YOU
ARE SERIOUS REPLY AT ONCE AND LET US THRASH OUT AN AGREEMENT OR I WILL ASSUME THIS IS A
JOKE SEE MY DETAILS BELOW FOR NUMBERS AND ADDRESS LETS GET ON WITH THIS NOW AS SOON AS
POSSIBLE AND NONE OF YOUR TRIBAL SHENANNIGANS
Lonslo Tossov
Tossov Investments SA
1 Yanker Ave,
Mbalongawank 123
Via Costeira - Natal
Phone/Fax: +55 (84) 202.1300
[note, not far from Capt. Stabbin's stabbing grounds - see What's in your wallet?]
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: VERY URGENT MSG.
Date: Thu, 05 Dec 2002 23:14:40 +0100
I HAVE BEEN CALLING YOUR NUMBER SINCE BUT NOT GETTING THROUGH.
ACTUALLY IT IS NOT A MISTERY HEARING THIS ABOUT BARRY KELLY AND THE MONEY HE LEFT
UNCLAIMED TILL NOW AND SINCE NOBODY CAME FORTH TO CLAIM THE FUNDS AND HE HAPPENS TO BE A
WHITE MAN LIKE YOU, THEN YOU CAN STAND AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO HIM.
THE ONLY THING REQUIORED OF YOU IS YOUR FULL INFORMATION SO AS TO ENABLE THE LAWYER GET
THE DOCUMENTATIONS IN YOUR FAVOUR AND THE FUNDS WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT
BECAUSE THE BANK WILL BELIEVE YOU ARE THE NEXT OF KIN AFTER THE DOCUMENTATION AND THAT IS
THE ONLY PROOF THEY NEED TO GET THE FUNDS TRANSFEERED TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
PLEASE SEND THE REQUESTED BANKING DETAILS LET ME GET THE LAWYER FOR THE PAPER WORK ON
AUTHENTICATING THE CLAIMS IN YOUR FAVOUR.
I AWAIT YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE TO THIS MAIL AND SHALL BE TRYING TO CALL YOU BY
TOMORROW.
KINDEST REGARDS
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 06 Dec 2002, 02:34:11 AM
Subject: Re: VERY URGENT MSG.
NDIDI WHAT IS GOING ON I AM WAITING FOR YOUR CALL PLEASE HURRY UP MAN OR I WILL THINK
YOU ARE A NINCOMPOOP MY BANK IS THE WANKERZ BANK, AC 57773737 -1 GET TO IT MAN OR IF YOU
STILL CANNOT RAISE MY NUMBER TELL ME AND I CAN GIVE ANOTHER FOR MY BUSINESS PARTNER
ILICHY MIRACSKY WHO WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE EVERYTHING WORK SMOOTHLY I AM SURE TIME IS OF
THE ESSENCE I UNDERSTAND SO DO NOT KEEP DILLY DALLYING
Lonslo Tossov
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: VERY URGENT MSG.
Date: Fri, 06 Dec 2002 13:52:29 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
I HAVE RECIEVED YOUR MAIL ALREADY BUT THIS IS OFFICE HOURS AND I CANNOT CALL YOU NOW
TILL MUCH MORE LATER IN THE EVENING.
YOUR BANK ADRESS IS NOT ON THE BANKING INFORMATIUON YOU SENT, PLEASE MAIL IT NOW AND
GIVE ME YOUR DIRECT PHONE LINE IMMEDIATELY.
KINDEST REGARDS
NDIDI OKOCHA
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 07 Dec 2002, 06:31:05 AM
Subject: Re: VERY URGENT MSG.
Dear Nitdidi
The address is 69 Turdy Way, Plumbagge Scrote, Natal
My number remains the same please see below.
Hurry!
Lonslo Tossov
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: VERY URGENT MSG.
Date: Sun, 08 Dec 2002 19:16:36 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
ARE YOU SURE YOUR TELEPHONE IS IN ORDER, BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ALL
NIGHT AND ALL DAY TODAY TO GIVE YOU THE LAWYERS INFORMATION BUT NOT CONNECTING.
THE LAWYER'S NAME IS BARRISTER MAR ANTHONY AND HIS TELEPHONE NUMBER IS 234-1-7760605,
HE WILL START THE COURT PROCESS FROM TOMORROW AS I TOLD YOU AND YOU WILL NEED TO REACH
HIM.
IF YOU CAN CALL HIM TONIGHT, PLEASE DO BECAUSE HE WILL NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU BEFORE HE
WILL GO TO THE COURT.
MAIL YOUR RESPONSE TO THIS MAIL WITH YOUR CELLULAR PHONE NUMBER FOR EASY ACESS ON
COMMUNICATION.
I EXPECT YOUR MAIL IMMEDIATELY.
KINDEST REGARDS
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 08 Dec 2002, 11:57:25 AM
Subject: Re: VERY URGENT MSG.
DEAR NITDI I HAVE HAD NO LUCK WITH YOUR LAWYER MARK ANTHONY ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE GIVEN
ME THE RIGHT NUMBER, MAN? THIS IS NOT A JOKE PLEASE PLEASE CHECK DOES HE HAVE A SECRETARY
CALLED CLEO PATRA?
Lonslo Tossov
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: URGENT PLS.
Date: Mon, 09 Dec 2002 15:09:14 +0100
DEAR BROTHER,
I HAVE CROSS-CHECKED WITH THE LAWYER HE DOES NOT HAVE ANY SECRETARY CALLED BY THAT
NAME.
HIS NUMBER IS 234-1-7760605 AND WHEN YOU CALL MENTION YOUR NAME AND WHERE YOU ARE
CALLING FROM AND DEMAND FROM THE RECIEPIENT OF THE PHONE THE TELEPHONE NUMBER YOU ARE
CALLING BEFORE YOU SPAEK, THIS IS FOR THE SECURITY OF OUR TRANSACTION.
DO CALL HIM IMMEDIATELY AND MAIL ME AFTER YOUR CALL.
I AM WAITING.
KINDEST REGARDS,
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 09 Dec 2002, 10:01:45 AM
Subject: Re: URGENT PLS.
NIDIOT
WHAT IS GOING ON? THIS NUMBER DOES NOT WORK NOW_ I AM
IN DESPAIR WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE_YOU THINK
I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAT TO DROP THE REINS OF
INDUSTRY AND DIALS MYSELF NUMB FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT_HAVE
A CARE MAN OR IT WILL BE THE WORSE FOR YOU
Lonslo Tossov
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: URGENT
Date: Tue, 10 Dec 2002 11:07:47 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
HAVE YOU BEEN ABLE TO REACH THE LAWYER BY FAX OR DID YOU GET THROUGH BY CALL?
PLEASE INFORM ME QUICKLY BECAUSE WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
I AWAIT YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE.
KINDEST REGARDS
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 10 Dec 2002, 06:32:01 AM
Subject: Re: URGENT
IS HE THERE_ I DOUBT IT OR THE CHUMP WOULD ANSWER THE PHONE
WHEN IT RINGS OVER AND OVER WASTING MORE TIME_WHAT IS GOING ON
ARE YOU IN EARNEST OR NOT_FOR GODS SAKE MAN GIVE THE FELLOW A
KICK UP THE BACKSIDE AND TELL HIM THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER_I
AM NOT A BOTTOMLESS OF PATIENCE WAITING ON THIS MATTER_I HAVE
PRESSING BUSINESS ELSEWHERE WHICH TAKES HALF THE TIME
Lonslo Tossov
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: I CALLED YOU
Date: Tue, 10 Dec 2002 17:32:22 +0100
LONSLO,
I GOT YOUR SECRETARY OR YOUR WIFE (FEMALE) ON YOUR PHONE AND SHE SWITCHED ON MUSIC FOR
ME.
IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO GET THE LAWYER ON PHONE, SEND HIM A FAX ON THE LINE I GAVE YOU.
THIS WEEK IS RUNNING OVER AND NOTHING IS GOING ON.
PLEASE HASTEN UP AND REACH THE LAWYER EITHER BY PHONE OR FAX TODAY UNFAILINGLY LET HIM
COMMENCE WORK FROM TOMORROW THAN ALL THESE DELAY PLEASE.
I AM ALSO WORRIED AS YOU ARE AND HAD TO GO TO THE TELEPHONE BOOT TO CALL YOU ONLY TO
RECIEVE THE RESPONSE I TOLD YOU.
PLEASE REACH HIM NOW AND REACH ME.
REGARDS
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 11 Dec 2002, 06:35:40 AM
Subject: Re: I CALLED YOU
NDIDIOT
OF COURSE YOU GOT HOLD MUSIC SHE WAS COMING TO GET ME MAN_
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT A CHORUS OF GOD SAVE THE QUEEN_WHY THE
DEVIL DIDNT YOU STAY HANGING ON HAVE YOU NO SENSE AT ALL_I
HAD TO TROOP ALL THE WAY DOWN FROM THE SUITE AND WHEN I GOT
THERE YOU HAD GONE WITH NOT SO MUCH AS A BY YOUR LEAVE_ WHAT
IS THE POINT OF RINGING WHEN YOU DO NOT WAIT AROUND FOR THE
PERSON YOU ARE CALLING FOR TO GIVE YOU HIS ATTENTION_IN THE
ARMY YOU AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL THE ORDER TO MOVE OUT IS GIVEN
NOT JUST TAKE OFF ON YOUR OWN ACCOUNT MAN_WHAT A SHOWER YOU LOT
ARE_ CALL ME AGAIN AND FOR GODS SAKE WAIT AT LEAST UNTIL I CAN
PICK THE RECEIVER UP AND START A CONVERSATION BEFORE BUGGERING
BACK OFF TO THE BAR
TOSSOV
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: URGENT MSG.
Date: Wed, 11 Dec 2002 17:10:53 +0100
LONSLO,
I HOPE YOU KNOW WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME?
I HAVE CROSSCHECKED ALL YOUR MAILS AND DICOVERED ALL THE WHILE THAT YOU HAVE BEEN
CALLING ME AN IDIOT AND ALL SORT OF INSULTS, WHY?
I CALLED YOU YESTERDAY AND THE LADY COULD NOT TELL ME IF I'M ON TO THE RIGHT NUMBER
INSTEAD SHE SWITCHED ON A MUSIC, WHAT DO YOU IF YOU ARE IN MY SHOES?
IF YOU CAN CONTINUE WITH ME IN THIS TRANSACTION, PLEASE IN THE NAME OF GOD, REACH THJE
LAWYER BY FAX OR CALL IMMEDIATELY.
I HAVE BEEN TRYING AGAIN FOR 47 MIN TO GET YOU BUT NOT GETTING THROUGH AND I AM WORRIED
BECAUSE THE YEAR IS ALMOST ENDING AND YOU ARE DELAYING THE WHOLE PROCESS.
PLEASE REACH THE LAWYER NOW AND REACH ME.
THANKS
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 12 Dec 2002, 07:13:50 AM
Subject: Re: URGENT MSG.
LOOK HERE NDIDIOT I CANNOT BE BOTHERED TO PURSUE THIS ANYMORE_DAMN IT MAN YOU HAVE RUNG
TWICE THEN RUN OFF BEFORE SPEAKING TO ANYONE OF CONSEQUENCE IS THIS THE ACTION OF A
BUSINESS MAN OR BUMBLING BUFFOON_NO SOONER DO I PUT DOWN PEN AND PAPER AND RUSH TO THE
PHONE BUT YOU HAVE DISAPPEARED_WHAT IS THE MATTER MAN_ARE YOU TOO SHY TO SPEAK TO ME_IS
THIS ALL ONE HUGE JOKE_THE MUSIC YOU HEAR IS HOLD MUSIC_IN THE HALLS OF THE MOUNTAIN KING
BY GRIEG I CHOSE IT MYSELF AND NOW YOU SAY YOU CANNOT EVEN WAIT A FEW SECONDS IN THIS
PLEASANT COMPANY TO SPEAK TO ME_THIS IS A LOAD OF OUTRAGEOUS BILGE_I AM TYPING THIS
STANDING UP WITH THE SECRETARY IN FRONT OF ME I AM SO FURIOUS WITH THIS NONSENSE_SOON SHE
WILL BE GOING DOWN AGAIN_RING AT ONCE AND LET US PUT AN END TO THIS DAMNED
NONSENSE_DEMAND A TOSSOV AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED AT ONCE BUT NO MORE SHENANNIGANS YOU
UNDERSTAND_I AM DAMNED IF I AM GOING TO CALL YOUR LAWYER FELLOW AGAIN AS HE IS NEVER
THERE YOU WILL MAKE THE EFFORT OR I WILL WASH MY HANDS OF THE WHOLE AFFAIR_AND YOU CAN
RETURN BACK TO YOUR SHANTY TOWN WITH EGG ON YOUR FACE WITH NO MONEY TO SHOW FOR YOUR TIME
AND EFFORT AND GOOD RIDDANCE
T
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: URGENT
Date: Thu, 12 Dec 2002 19:23:12 +0100
WELL I HAVE BEEN ON THE PHONE TRYING TO GET YOU WITHOUT ANY SUCESS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SINCE YOU REFUSED TO EVEN SEND A SIMPLE FAX
TO THE LAWYER, I'M CONFUSED HONESTLY AND YOU SOUND TOO AUTHORITATIVE
AND INSULTING WHY?
PLEASE TRY AND HELP ME IF YOU EVER WANT TO.
THANKS
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 13 Dec 2002, 06:27:15 AM
Subject: Re: URGENT
NIDIOT_ I HAVE LONG SINCE SENT THAT FAX_RUNG HIS WRETCHED NUMBER GOD KNOWS HOW MANY
TIMES TO NO AVAIL_ NOT SO MUCH AS A RECORDED HOW DO YOU DO AT THE OTHER END_ AND WHY DOES
HE NOT RESPOND HE MUST BE A FOOL NOT TO HAVE ACTED BEFORE NOW I REALLY HAVE LITTLE
PATIENCE WITH THE MAN IS HE TO BE TRUSTED_I DOUBT IF ANY OF YOU ARE SERIOUS JUST A BUNCH
OF BLUNDERING NINNIES_ NO WONDER NOTHING EVER GETS DONE IN YOUR COUNTRY JUST BRIDGES
LAYING ABOUT HALF BUILT AND BITS OF HOUSES LEFT UNCONSTRUCTED AND NO DOUBT JUNTAS IN AND
OUT LIKE MUSICAL CHAIRS_THIS IS A SIMPLE BUSINESS BUT YOU HAVE MADE A DOGS DINNER OUT OF
IT AND I WASH MY HANDS OF THE WHOLE AFFAIR_LUCKILY A MIRIAM ABACHA HAS NOW MADE ME A
BETTER OFFER AND SEEMS MORE ON THE BALL_BYE
Lonslo Tossov
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: VERY URGENT MSG.
Date: Sun, 15 Dec 2002 15:58:54 +0100
Dear Lonslo
What happened? are you alright? why are you incommunicaddo?
Please i'm worried here and need your answers to my mail
today unfailingly.
Please don't leave me worried and in the dark because the
lawyer has told me he contacted you, please confirm this immediately.
Your Brother,
Ndidi
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 16 Dec 2002, 03:34:31 AM
Subject: Re: VERY URGENT MSG.
DIDIOT
DID YOU BOTH NOT GET MY LAST MESSAGE_ YOU KNOTHEADED NINNIES?
Lonslo Tossov
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: VERY URGENT MSG.
Date: Mon, 16 Dec 2002 17:23:55 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
DID YOU RECIEVE ANY FORM FROM THE LAWYER?
INFORM ME IMMEEDIATELY OK
NDIDI AND STOP FORTWITH FROM CALLING ME NDIDIOT, ENOUGHOF THIS INSULT OK.
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 17 Dec 2002, 03:24:31 AM
Subject: Re: VERY URGENT MSG.
NDIDWIT WHAT IS ALL THIS SQUAWKING ON ABOUT YOUR COLLEAGUE HAS FAILED TO SEND ANYTHING
CAN YOU GRASP THIS AND YOU CANNOT EVEN HANG ON THE END OF A PHONE TO MAKE A REGULAR
BUSINESS CONTACT_MY POOR RECEPTIONIST IS AT HER WITS END DEALING WITH ROGUE RAPSCALLIONS
LIKE YOURSELF WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN MAKE PATHETIC PROPOSALS AND THEN FOLLOW IT
THROUGH_CANT YOU AT LEAST ORGANISE SOME SEMBLENCE OF ACTION THIS IS GETTING FAR BEYOND A
JOKE_YOU ARE AS MUCH USE AS A CHOCOLATE TEA POT IT SEEMS TO ME_THERE WAS REAL MONEY TO BE
HAD IN THIS AFFAIR AND I WAS EAGER FOR TOSSOV INVESTMENTS TO PLAY A BIG PART BUT ALL I
GET IS DAMN FOOL WHINING E MAILS AND COMPLAINTS FROM SOMEONE WHO CANNOT EVEN DIAL A PHONE
OR MAKE REAL COMMUNICATION IT ALL LOOKS FISHY TO ME AND I SPENT TEN YEARS IN THE ARMSY
BEING TRAINED TO SNIFF OUT INEFFICIENT MALADOROUS MUPPET BRAINS LIKE YOURSELF SO I SHOULD
KNOW MAN FOR GODS SAKE LET US HOPE THE REST OF YOU LIFE IS NOT SUCH A HUGE HAM FISTED
COCK UP OR GOD HELP YOU_NOW EITHER PUT UP OR SHUT UP Y0U TWAT_I DO NOT WANT TO BE
BOTHERED WITH THIS NONSENSE AGAIN_I HAVE THE MONEY BUT AM FED UP TO THE BACK TEETH WITH
PREVARICATION GET TO IT MAN FOR CHRISTS SAKE
Lonslo Tossov
[Cultural note: a muppet is a fuzzy hand puppet beloved in the US
but apparently insufficiently respected in the UK.]
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: I AM VERY SORRY!
Date: Tue, 17 Dec 2002 11:49:16 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
I UNDERSTAND NOW THE BASIS OF YOUR ANGER AND SHALL RECTIFY IT
IMMEDIATELY.
THE LAWYER IS ADAMANT ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING AND IF HE FAILS TO
REACH YOU TODAY EITHER BY PHONE OR BY FAX ON THE INFORMATIONS FOR
OUR FIUNDS, I WILL GET ANITHER LAWYER FAST.
AS FOR MY NOT CALLING YOU, YOU KNOW THIS IS A DEAL AND I AM TRYING
TO BE CAREFULL TO AVOID ANYBODY FROM TAPPING MY CALLS AND EACH-TIME
I TRY TO CALL YOU, I ALWAYS GET A BUSY SIGNAL.
PLEASE SEND ME YOUR MOBILE NUMBER IF YOU HAVE, IF NOT I WILL TRY
TO CALL YOU BUT AWAIT THE LAWYER ONLY FOR TODAY AND IF HE DOESN'T GET
TO YOU, I WILL GET ANOTHER LAWYER.
SORRY FOR ALL THESE AND CONFIRM YOUR RECIEPT OF THIS MAIL.
KINDEST REGARDS
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 17 Dec 2002, 09:09:52 AM
Subject: Re: I AM VERY SORRY!
NDIDWIT THIS IS BETTER_MAKE SURE THAT THINGS HAPPEN PRONTO AND LESS OF THE LUNATIC
DILLY DALLY MAN_SEEMS TO ME THIS LAWYER IS A WORTHLESS CHAP WHO IS BEST KICKED IN THE
PANTS AND SHOWN THE DOOR_HE COULDN'T ARRANGE STAMPS FOR AN ENVELOPE LET ALONE PROCESS
BUSINESS PAPERS OF ANY IMPORTANCE LIKE THIS _NOTHING GETS MY GOAT MORE THAN INCOMPETANT
SERVANTS AND AMBULANCE CHASERS_PERHAPS NOW WE CAN GET OUR ACT TOGETHER AND SEE WHAT CAN
STILL BE DONE_NOW GET TO IT AND LETS ON WITH THIS THING ONCE AND FOR ALL_I AM WAITING FOR
SOME ACTION YOUR END BEFORE I MAKE A BUSINESS TRIP TO GOTCHADORK IN A DAY OR SO_SO
SUGGEST YOU GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND MAKE ATTEMPT TO GET MATTERS INTO GEAR
Lonslo Tossov
MARK ANTHONY (NDIDI'S "LAWYER", ONE OF THEM)
From: "mark anthony" [mark_tony@lawyer.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: RE-TYPE THE UNDER WRITTEN APPLICATION AND FAX TO FAX #: 00234 1 7591417.
Date: Sat, 14 Dec 2002 13:51:16 -0500
Dear Tossov,
Complements of the season. Find below, the specimen of the application for payment
which will be used to commence the process of securing the payment due to you from the
estate of your late partner and relation, Mr Barry Kelly. You should please re-type it
into your letter-head, sign it and sent to fax number 00234 1 7591417. Note that it is
very important that you act with out any delay. I have put in place enough plan and
strategy to ensure that approval for payment is secured next week and that actual payment
is effected in your favor by the bank before the end of this year. I have advised your
freind Mr Ndidi Okocha about the progress I have recorded so far with respect to
obtaining all the relevant documents necessary to guarantee prompt approval of your
payment by the bank. You should therefore please act on this instruction immediately. You
can call me on my direct telephone number 00234 803 3079226 Or 00234 1 7756231.
Thanks for your anticipated co-operation.
Yours Lawyer,
Mark Anthony.
(APPLICATION SPECIMEN)
THE MANAGING DIRECTOR,
UNION BANK LTD,
LAGOS - NIGERIA.
DEAR SIR,
APPLICATION FOR CLAIM OF$ 11,500.000.00 ONLY, AND
INTEREST DUE ON ACCOUNT
# 04019251007 VIDE : LATE MR. MR. BARRY KELLY
Herewith I am Enclosing the application for the above
claim,alongwith
the details of account of Late MR. MR. BARRY KELLY, for your
kind reference.
MR. MR. BARRY KELLY is my relation and
business partner. He died in an Auto crash 0n
25/03/97.
Following his death, I was appointed the sole
beneficiary and executor of his estate as per the will
of
MR. MR. BARRY KELLY which is here by
attached together with the supporting Affidavit.
Find below, the necessary particulars of MR. BARRY KELLY
for you reference and action.
FRIST NAME : BARRY
OTHER NAMES : JACK
SURNAME : KELLY
DATE OF BIRTH : 02/04/39
AGE : 58YRS
COUNTRY OF BIRTH : CANADIAN
NATIONALITY :CANADA
MADIAN FIRST NAME : KRAPF
NATIONALITY : CANADIAN
LAST KNOWN ADDRESS : 251 RAYMOND NJOKU ST. IKOYI -
LAGOS - NIGERIA.
CAUSE OF DEATH: AUTO CRASH
NAME OF WIFE : NONE TILL DEATH
NAME OF CHILDREN : NONE TILL DEATH
ACCOUNT DETAILS
DATE OF DEPOSIT : 06/ 06/ 96
TYPE OF ACCOUNT : DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT (USD)
AMOUNT : $11,500,000.00 (ELEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED
STATES DOLLARS) ONLY.
ACCOUNT NAME : MR. MR. BARRY KELLY
ACCOUNT NUMBER : 04019251007
DEPOSIT CODE : XXC2Z
ACCOUNT BALANCE : $ 11,500,000.00
OCCUPATION : SURVEYOR
NAME OF COMPANY : JUANG INCORPORATION
COMPANY ACTIVITY : CONTRACTOR/SUPPLIERS
SOURCE OF FUNDS : PAYMENT.
PLEASE USE YOUR GOOD OFFICE TO EFFECT PAYMENT OF THE
PRINCIPAL SUM AND THE INTEREST ACCRUING THERE TO INTO
MY UNDER STATED BANK ACCOUNT.
ATTACHED TO THIS APPLICATION ARE THE NECESSARY
DOCUMENTS OF CLAIM INCLUDING DECEASED'S WILL AND MY
LETTER OF APPOINTMEN AS THE SOLE BENEFICIARY AND
EXECUTOR OF THE ESTATE OF MY LATE PARTNER.
(STATE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATION HERE)
THANKS FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
(NAME/SIGN/SEAL)
MARK ANTHONY (NDIDI'S "LAWYER", ONE OF THEM)
From: "mark anthony" [mark_tony@lawyer.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: RE-TYPE THE UNDER WRITTEN APPLICATION AND FAX TO FAX #: 00234 1 7591417.
Date: Sat, 14 Dec 2002 13:51:16 -0500
Dear Tossov,
Complements of the season. Find below, the specimen of the application for payment which will be used to commence the process of securing the payment due to you from the estate of your late partner and relation, Mr Barry Kelly.
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: mark_tony@lawyer.com
Date: 17 Dec 2002, 09:18:46 AM
Subject: Re: RE-TYPE THE UNDER WRITTEN APPLICATION AND FAX TO FAX #: 00234 1 7591417.
aNTHONY YOU CLOTH HEADED LEGAL GOON WHY IS YOUR DAMN FAX NOT WORKING AFTER NUMEROUS
ATTEMPTS_ DO YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A BURST BLOOD VESSEL NO WONDER THAT NDIDWIT IS SET TO
GIVE YOUR SHIFTY BUTT A KICK OUT THE DOOR AFTER THIS WASTE OF TIME_CHECK YOUR MACHINE MAN
AND MAKE SURE IT IS PLUGGED IN AT LEAST OR STOP GROPING YOUR SECRETARY AND REFILL THE
PAPER OR UNJAM THE FEED GOD KNOWS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS BUT IT IS IRRITATING AND TIME
CONSUMING TO SAY THE LEAST TO KEEP WASTING MY VALUABLE TIME LIKE THIS_AT ONCE MAN COME ON
LETS SEE SOME URGENCY FOR ONCE
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: I WILL GET ANOTHER LAWYER!
Date: Tue, 17 Dec 2002 18:35:09 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
I WILL GET ANOTHER LAWYER IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS FOR
IMMEDIATE CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION.
I WILL MAIL YOU AS SOON AS I GET THE LAWYER BY TOMORROW.
KINDEST REGARDS
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 18 Dec 2002, 02:50:10 AM
Subject: Fwd: I WILL GET ANOTHER LAWYER!
NDIDWIT _THANK GOD THAT IT HAS SUNK IN AT LAST_LETS HOPE
THAT YOU END UP WITH A SMALLER CHUMP THAN THE LAST ONE_ I
AM WAITING TO HEAR MORE
Lonslo Tossov
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze" [andynwanze@justice.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Legal Representation!
Date: Wed, 18 Dec 2002 02:37:03 -0800 (PST)
Attn: Mr. Lonslo Tossov
Tossov Investments SA
1 Yanker Ave,
Mbalongawank 123
Via Costeira - Natal
Brazil
Dear Sir,
I was call up by Mr. Ndidi Okocha to take up brief for
you with regards to your late cousin's fund deposited
with Union Bank of Nigeria , but you have not
officially consulted me to act as your lawyer in this
issue.
Meanwhile, for your information I have successfully
handled such maters before and this present one would
not be different. Hence you should be rest assured that
with my involvement success is sure for you, but you
have to consult me properly as it is been done all over
the world, before I begin the process for the transfer.
How ever it might interest you to note that I have to
procure some vital documents from the Federal Ministry
of Justice by monday morning, these includes:
(i) Affidavit of Claim.
(ii) Letter of Administration from the Supreme Court of
Justice.
(iii) Death certificates of decease from the hospital
were the decease was confirmed dead.
Be inform that upon securing of these documents I shall
forward them to the board of directors of union Bank
enclosed with a letter of claim from yourself and your
nominated bank account where you want the fund to be
transfer to and the fund will be transferred into your
account.
Therefore you are free to reach us so that we shall
intimate on how you could consult us officially to
commence on this immediately.
Yours Faithfully
Barrister Andy Nwanze
For: And(Principal Partner)
Andy Nwanze $ Co (Legal Practioners and Notary Public)
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 20 Dec 2002, 03:40:31 AM
Subject: Re: Legal Representation!
WELL NWANKE_LETS HOPE YOU ARE BETTER THAN THE LAST CHAP HE WAS A RIGHT WASTE OF SPACE_A
TOTAL INEPT BUFFOON WITH BELLS ON_GET THINGS MOVING YOUR END AND LET ME KNOW WHAT IS
HAPPENING AS SOON AS POSSIBLE_I DONT WANT MY CHRISTMAS MARRED BY A BUNCH OF DISMAL LEGAL
DILETTANTES WITH THEIR FINGERS STUCK UP THEIR ASSES PLAYING BUSINESSMAN TO THE
GALLERY_NOW GET TO IT MAN _MAKE YOUR REPORT WHEN DONE_NDIDWIT SHOULD GET A COPY I SUPPOSE
YOU REALISE_AND I EXPECT YOU WILL WANT PAYING WELL MAKE SURE YOU PROVIDE GOOD SERVICE AND
YOU MIGHT GET A CIGAR WITH YOUR END CHEQUE
Lonslo Tossov
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: SORRY FOR THE DELAY!
Date: Fri, 20 Dec 2002 07:24:24 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
SORRY I HAVE NOT REACHED YOU SINCE, I LOST MY COUSIN SUDDENLY
IN A CAR ACCIDENT HENCE I HAVE BEEN OUT OF REACH.
I CAME BACK YESTERDAY AND MET THE NEW LAWYER (BARRISTER. ANDY NWANZE)
AND DEMANDED TO KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING, HE TOLD ME HE MAILED YOU BUT
THERE HAS NOT BEEN ANY RESPONSE FROM YOU.
PLEASE, RESPOND TO HIS MAIL NOW AND INFORM ME FOR IMMEDIATE FOLLOW
UP TODAY.
I EXPECT YOUR MAIL FAST PLEASE.
YOUR BROTHER,
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 20 Dec 2002, 03:59:29 AM
Subject: Re: SORRY FOR THE DELAY!
NDIDWIT I HAVE ALREADY MAILED THIS FELLOW AND HE HAS NOT HAD THE COURTESY TO RESPOND
YET I ASSUME THIS MEANS HE IS ANOTHER NATTERJACK NIT WIT _BUT LETS US HOPE THAT IS NOT
THE CASE_CHASE HIM UP MAN AND MAKE HIM DOT THE IS AND CROSS THE TS_ WE NEED SOME MOVEMENT
ON THIS NOT ANOTHER ROUND OF TORPID TOM FOOLERY FROM YOUR AND HIS END_I WAS HOPING NOT TO
HAVE MY CHRISTMAS SPOILED AND NOW IT SEEMS THIS IS UNLIKELY GIVEN THE WAY THINGS ARE
DEVELOPING MAN_GET ON THE CASE MAN AND STOP THE TURGID FLIM FLAM OF A MEDIOCRE MUDDLE
HEAD I EXPECT BETTER BUT AM SURE TO BE DISILLUSIONED_NOW GET ON WITH IT BEFORE I BURST A
BLOOD VESSEL
Lonslo Tossov
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze" [andynwanze@justice.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Re: Legal Representation!
Date: Fri, 20 Dec 2002 10:08:38 -0800 (PST)
Dear Sir,
re fer to my previous mail to you in respect to my
legal representation for you on the claims of yopur
deceased (Mr. Barry Kelly)whom you are standing as the
next of kin to.
I called you about two hours ago but i believe you were
you never heared me.
This is to inform you that by monday morning i shall
start up the court action and shall be sending you
informations to sign and send back to me.
You are free to ask questions if you have any and bear
in mind that i have not been fully consulted fully to
represent you in this matter wich you must do before
tuesday.
I will inform you further tonight by telephone call.
Yours Faithfully
Barrister Andy Nwanze
For: And(Principal Partner)
Andy Nwanze $ Co (Legal Practioners and Notary Public)
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 21 Dec 2002, 11:20:21 AM
Subject: Re: Legal Representation!
NWWANKE JUST DO YOUR JOB MAN AND LETS GET ON WITH THIS_WHEN THE DEVIL DID YOU CALL_DID
YOU LEAVE A MESSAGE_WHAT IS GOING ON NOT ANOTHER FARCE I HOPE_MAKE SURE THINGS ARE DONE
REGULAR AS I WILL BE AWAY FOR CHRISTMAS SOON AND DONT WANT ANY HALF BAKED LEGAL WORK
PREYING ON MY MIND WHEN I SIT DOWN FOR TURKEY WITH MRS TOSSOVS AND THE TWO LITTLE TOSSOVS
Lonslo Tossov
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: THE LAWYER
Date: Sat, 21 Dec 2002 10:35:48 +0100
DEAR LOMSLO,
I MET THE LAWYER AGAIN TODAY AND HE TOLD ME HE CALLED YOU
BUT THERE WAS NETWORK PROBLEM AND HE HAS SENT YOU A MAIL ALREADY.
HE SAID HE WATS TO COMMENCE THE WORK BY MONDAY MORNING SO THAT
BY LATEST ON THURSDAY, LET THE FUNDS BE IN YOUR ACCOUNT.
PLEASE FORWARD THE EMAIL HE SENT TO YOU TO ME IMMEDIATELY.
I AM WAITING PLEASE.
YOUR BROTHER
NIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 21 Dec 2002, 11:25:03 AM
Subject: Re: THE LAWYER
NDIDWIT WHAT IS GOING ON I HAVE HEARD NEITHER HIDE NOR HAIR OF THIS LAWYER LAGYARD IS HE
ON THE LEVEL FOR GODS SAKE LETS HAVE SOME REGARD TO PRIORITIES AS CHRISTMAS APPROACHES_I
HOPE THE MAN IS NOT ANOTHER NITWIT LIKE THE LAST_I AM FORWARDING ON HIS MESSAGE_BUT SO
FAR NOT A PEEP FROM HIM MAN_CAN HE BE TRUSTED TO DO THE SIMPLEST TASK I DOUBT IT_WHERE DO
YOU DRAG THESE LEGAL LAME BRAINS UP FROM AS THEY ARE A RIGHT BUNCH OF GORMLESS CLOTS
Lonslo Tossov
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Re: THE LAWYER
Date: Sat, 21 Dec 2002 20:19:45 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
HE CALLED YOU TODAY BUT NOT GETTING THROUGH,
I WAS WITH HIM WHILE HE DIALED FOR OVER 45 MINS
BEFORE HE LEFT.
I WILL SEE HIM TONGHT AND MAIL YOU TOMORROW.
REGARDS
NDIDI
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 22 Dec 2002, 09:09:11 AM
Subject: Re: THE LAWYER
NDINCOMPOOP WILL YOU GET YOUR HOUSE IN ORDER _I AM SICK AND TIRED OF FEEBLE EXCUSES GOD
KNOWS HOW YOU GET YOUR PANTS ON IN THE MORNING WITHOUT FALLING OVER IF YOU CANNOT EVEN
ORGANISE A RING OUT TO MY OFFICE_ARE YOU ABLE TO USE OF PHONE OR DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE
MECHANISM_DO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT COUNTRY CODE_HAVE YOU A DIALING CODE_IS IT PLUGGED INTO
THE WALL_I HOPE THIS IS NOT ANOTHER WILD GOOSE CHASE THAT I AM_TELL THAT SAPHEADED
SOLICITOR TO GET TO BUSINESS AND TO LEAVE THE JOKES OFF UNTIL THE NEW YEAR FOR GODS
SAKE_YOU HAVE ONE MORE DAY THEN I AM OFF FOR CHRISTMAS NOW PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT YOU
MUDDLEHEADED MENTAL MILLEPEDE
Lonslo Tossov
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: MERRY XMAS
Date: Wed, 25 Dec 2002 11:47:52 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
LET ME HAVE YOUR WORDS IMMEDIATELY.
THANKS AMD MERRY XMAS TO YOU AND YOUR fAMILY.
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
To: Scamorama Readers
THIS CHUMP IS REALLY IMPATIENT I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO
MAKE ALL SPEED_BEST WISHES YOUR FAN TOSSOV
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: HAPPY NEW YEAR
Date: Wed, 01 Jan 2003 21:34:22 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
WE SHALL START OUR BUSINESS IN A M,ORE SEROIUS MANNER
NOW PLEASE BEAR WITH ME FOR ALL THE LAPSES.
KINDEST REGARDS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR
REGARDS
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 02 Jan 2003, 02:55:02 AM
Subject: Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
NDIDWIT WHAT IS THE STATE OF PLAY I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR CHRISTMAS AND THERE HAS BEEN
LITTLE MOVEMENT FROM THE CORK MINDED CLOWNS YOU EMPLOY OR FROM YOU WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO_
TAKE A STICK AND POKE YOU UP UR TUTSI TO GET SOME ACTIVITY FOR GODS SAKE LETS HAVE SOME
URGENCY OR THIS WILL GO PEAR SHAPED AGAIN LIKE THE LAST CLUMSY EFFORTS_AT ONCE MAN AT
ONCE OR GO FIND A NEW PARTNER WHO IS WILLING TO PUT UP WITH SUCH INFANTILE INANITIES_GET
ON THE CASE IMMEDIATELY
Lonslo Tossov
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
Date: Fri, 03 Jan 2003 12:58:40 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
HAPPY NEW YEAR ONCE AGAIN AND THANKS FOR YOUR EMAIL.
REALLY WE COULD NOT DO ANYTHING AS AT LATE LAST YEAR
BECAUSE OF THE FIRST LAWYER AND MY BUSY SCHEDULE IN THE BANK
BEING THE CLOSING YEAR.
THIS TIME AROUND WE HAVE TO WORK HASTILY TO GET THIS FUNDS
TO YOU WITHOUT DELAY.
PLEASE SEND AN APPLICATION AS I DRAFTED TO YOU IMMEDIATELY
TO THE LAWYER FOR HIM TO START THE WORK BY MONDAY MORNING SO
THAT BEFORE THE END OF NEXT WEEK WE WILL KNOW WHERE WE ARE,
THIS TIME IS NOT FOR JOKES.
I ERXPECT YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE.
KINDEST REGARDS
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 06 Jan 2003, 03:12:08 AM
Subject: Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: VERY URGENT
Date: Sat, 04 Jan 2003 11:59:03 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
PLEASE GET TO THE LAWYER WITH THE APPLICATION TODAY AS SO
AS TO ENABLE HIM PROCEED WITH THE DOCUMENTATION AT THE COUR
FOR THE RELEASE OF OUR MONEY BEFORE WEEKEND.
I AM EXPECTING YOUR IMMEDIATE ACTION ON THIS PLEASE.
KINDEST REGARDS
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 06 Jan 2003, 03:16:11 AM
Subject: Re: VERY URGENT
NDIDIOT WHAT IS HAPPENING HAVE YOU ABANDONED ALL PRETENCE OF RESPONDING TO YOUR MAILS
NOT MATTER HOW URGENT OR WAS I IMAGINING YOUR EXCRUCIATING EXISTENCE_I HAVE SENT ALL YOU
REQUIRE AND IT IS QUIETER THAN THE GRAVE_HAVE YOU DRUNK YOURSELF TO DEATH WITH SOME
NATIVE ROT GUT OR IS YOUR BRAIN ON BYPASS MAN APPLY YOURSELF TO THE MATTER IN HAND YOU
NATIVE NUMBSKULL AND LETS HAVE SOME MOVEMENT NOT THIS GORMLESS ABEYANCE WHICH PASSES FOR
PROFESSIONALISM IT SEEMS FOR GODS SAKE MAN
Lonslo Tossov
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze" [andynwanze@justice.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Call-Up Legal Representation!
Date: Sat, 04 Jan 2003 06:56:43 -0800 (PST)
Dear Sir,
I have just been called up by Mr. Ndidi Okocha again on
representing you legally on your claims of US$11.5m you
inherited as the next of kin to your late cousin (Mr.
Barry Kelly) whose funds on deposit with Union Bank of
Nigeria Plc.
For purpose of perfecting the documentation on your
claims, please send an application of claims for the
funds immediately adressed to the bank and forwarded to
me for immediate action on obtaining the certificates
of change of beneficiary in your favour for the release
of the payment to your bank account immediately.
Your compliance to this directives is required for
immediate payment of your funds to you.
Yours Faithfully
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 06 Jan 2003, 03:18:15 AM
Subject: Re: Call-Up Legal Representation!
NDIDIOT KNOWS WHATS GOING ON ASK THAT TORPID TWIT
AND HE WILL NO DOUBT TELL YOU SOME COCK AND BULL STORY
BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE ALL YOU NEED FROM ME MAN NOW GET
TO IT FOR GOD SAKE BEFORE NEXT CHRISTMAS IS HERE
Lonslo Tossov
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: VERY URGENT
Date: Sun, 05 Jan 2003 18:00:01 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
HOW ARE YOU?
THE LAWYER TOLD ME HE HAS REACHED YOU FOR THE APPLICATION,
PLEASE SEND IT TO HIM IMMEDIATELTELY LET HIM COMMENCE WORK
FROM TOMORROW.
REGARDS
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 06 Jan 2003, 03:19:22 AM
Subject: Re: VERY URGENT
NDIDCOMPOOP I HAVE DONE THIS ARE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION
FOR GOD SAKE PULL YOUR FINGER OUT AND STOP ACTING LIKE A
MUPPET HEAD
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze" [andynwanze@justice.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Call-Up Legal Representation! Reminder
Date: Mon, 06 Jan 2003 01:44:46 -0800 (PST)
Sir,
Please send the application to me as i demanded to
enable me commence work on your claims.
Yours Faithfully
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 06 Jan 2003, 03:21:28 AM
Subject: Re: Call-Up Legal Representation! Reminder
ANDYWANK HAVE YOU HAD THIS YET? I CANNOT STAND ALL THIS
FIDDY FADDYING AROUND MAN YOU AND NDIDWIT ARE THE BIGGEST
CLOTH WITS THIS SIDE OF THE ZAMBEZE WHAT IS HAPPENING ARE
YOU PROCESSING THE PAPERWORK OR SITTING ON YOUR HANDS LIKE
SOME INEPT SCORPION TRAINER???
Lonslo Tossov
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Re: VERY URGENT
Date: Mon, 06 Jan 2003 15:57:45 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
WHO IS THAT FUCKING SECRETARY YOU HAVE THAT CANNOT HAND OVER THE TELEPHONE TO YOU?
I AM HERE FOR SERIOUS BUSINESS AND NOT FOR JOKES THIS TIME AROUND FOR GOD'S SAKE, I WAS
HUNG ONLINE FOR 3 GOOD MINUTES BY YOUR SECRETARY OR DID YOU INSTRUCT THEM NOT TO PICK MY
CALL.
THE LAWYER NEED YOU TO WRITE THE APPLICATION YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU ARE THE NEXT OF KIN
TO BARRY AND NOT MYSELF, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE TRANSACTION, THERE IS A
LIMIT TO WHICH I CAN GO, PLEASE WRITE THE APPLICATION AS I STATED ON THE TEXT AND SEND IT
TO THE LAWYER IMMEDIATELY LET HIM COMMENCE THE WORK IMMEDIATELY PLEASE.
I'M GETTING TIRED OF THIS SLOW MOTION THING.
IF I HAVE INSULTED YOU NOR YOUR SECRETARY, PLEASE SORRRY BUT IT'S FRUSTRATING YOU KNOW.
ACT FAST PLEASE
THANKS
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 07 Jan 2003, 02:41:48 AM
Subject: Re: VERY URGENT
NDIDWIT WHAT IS THIS LANGUAGE YOU ARE USING ABOUT MY STAFF MISS QUIM HAS BEEN WITH ME
FOR A LONG TIME AND WHEN I TOLD HER THE POOR WOMAN WAS REDUCED TO TEARS YOU UNFEELING
SWINE_IF YOU CANNOT KEEP A CIVIL TONGUE IN YOUR UNCIVILISED HEAD LETS CALL THE WHOLE
THING OFF I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN PUT UP WITH THIS PETTY ABUSE_IF YOU RING MY
OFFICE MAKE IT CLEAR THAT YOU WANT TOSSOV OR YOU WILL GET NOWHERE I ASSURE YOU AS THERE
ARE SEVERAL OTHER PEOPLE HERE IS THAT CLEAR AND I EXPECT A FULL APOLOGY FROM YOU OR YOU
CAN KISS SWEET GOODBYE TO THIS WHOLE WRETCHED BUSINESS_I HAVE HAD MORE PROFESSIONAL
TRANSACTIONS THAN THIS SORRY AFFAIR WITH THE MAN SELLING MATCHES ON THE CORNER FOR GODS
SAKE ARE YOU CAPABLE OF SENSIBLE ACTS I DOUBT IT_ CAN YOU ACT PROMPTLY I DOUBT IT_CAN YOU
EVEN KEEP A CIVIL TONGUE IN YOUR BUBBLE HEAD I DOUBT IT_AS FOR YOUR BANK I HAVE SENT IT
NOW FOR GODS SAKE LETS GET ON WITH THIS AT ONCE MAN_AT ONCE
Lonslo Tossov
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: APLOLOGIES
Date: Tue, 07 Jan 2003 12:27:01 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
I AM SINCERELY SORRY FOR MY APPROACH AND THE WAY I INSULTED YOUR SECRETARY, ONCE AGAIN
I APOLOGISE AND I BELIEVE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND ME AND FORGIVE.
THE PURPOSE OF THE APPLICATION IS FOR THE LAWYER TO DO THE PAPER WORK AND SINCE YOU ARE
THE COUSIN, YOU ARE TO WRITE THE APPLICATION YOURSELF AND SEND TO THE LAWYER SO THAT HE
CAN USE IT TO PROCESS THE PAPERS AND APPLY FOR THE FUNDS TO BE RELEASED IN YOUR ACCOUNT.
PLEASE, HELP BY SENDING HIM THE APPLICATION TODAY AND PLEASE FORGIVE ME ONCE AGAIN.
I AWAIT YOUR IMMEDIATE ACTION AND YOUR RESPONSE TO THIS MAIL.
KINDEST REGARDS AND PLEASE EXTEND MY AOPLOGY TO YOUR SECRETARY.
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 07 Jan 2003, 06:31:40 AM
Subject: Re: APLOLOGIES
NDIDWIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEND IT AGAIN_HOW MANY TIMES DOES THE FELLOW NEED IT???????_I
CANNOT CONTINUE TO WASTE TIME AND MONEY FAXING THIS OUT TO THE LUMPHEADED LAWYER YOU SEEM
TO HAVE EMPLOYED GET HIM TO CHECK CAREFULLY AND HE WILL FIND IT I AM SURE PERHAPS BEHIND
HIS COMFY CHAIR WHERE HIS FAT ASS APPARENTLY SPENDS MOST OF ITS TIME INSTEAD OF ATTENDING
TO THE BUSINESS IN HAND_NOW LET US GET ON WITH THIS BUSINESS ONCE AND FOR ALL BEFORE I
BURST A BLOOD VESSEL FOR GODS SAKE_MY SECRETARY ACCEPTS YOUR APOLOGIES FORTUNATELY FOR
YOU ALTHOUGH SHE IS STILL IN A STATE OF SHOCK_ NEXT TIME KEEP A CIVIL TONGUE IN YOUR HEAD
YOU MUPPET
Lonslo Tossov
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 08 Jan 2003, 02:25:09 AM
Subject: Re: APLOLOGIES
LETS HAVE SOME NEWS THEN MAN DONT JUST SIT DAWDLING
TIME AWAY _ WHAT IS HAPPENING_ ARE WHEELS IN MOTION_FOR
GODS SAKE DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE AND STOP THIS WHINING
Lonslo Tossov
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze" [andynwanze@justice.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Affidavit of Claim!
Date: Wed, 08 Jan 2003 04:44:22 -0800 (PST)
Attn: Mr. Lonslo Tossov
Tossov Investments SA
1 Yanker Ave,
Mbalongawank 123
Via Costeira - Natal
Brazil
Sir,
Attached is the affidavit for the claim.
I tried sending it by fax but could not because your
fax was not responding.
I obtained the affidavit from the supreme court of
justice in Abuja today and i have submitted copy of the
affidavit to the bank along with the death certificate
of your Mr. Barry Kelly for the bank to effect the
payment of the sum of US$11.5M to you as the next of
kin.
Confirm immediately your reciept of the attached
affidavit to enable me follow up with the bank on your
payment without delay.
Yours Faithfully
Barrister Andy Nwanze
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: WORK ON
Date: Wed, 08 Jan 2003 15:53:20 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
EVERYTHING IS IN PLACE AND THE LAWYER IS AT WORK, HE WILL CONTACT YOU IF HE HAS NOT YET CONTACTED.
I WILL MAIL YOU LATER PLEASE.
KINDEST REGARDS
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 08 Jan 2003, 08:12:41 AM
Subject: Re: WORK ON
THANK GOD THINGS ARE HAPPENING_IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH LET US HOPE THERE ARE NO MORE
DELAYS_I COULD HAVE WALKED TO TIMBUCTOO AND BACK BY NOW AND STILL HAD TIME FOR
SCONES_KEEP ME INFORMED AND MAKE SURE THAT LEGAL RAGAMUFFIN YOU HAVE ENGAGED DOES THE
WORK EXPECTED AS SOON AS POSSIBLE_IS THAT CLEAR?
TOSSOV
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze" [andynwanze@justice.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Affidavit of Claim!
Date: Wed, 08 Jan 2003 04:44:22 -0800 (PST)
Sir,
Attached is the affidavit for the claim.
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 08 Jan 2003, 08:23:12 AM
Subject: Re: Affidavit of Claim!
NWANKE YOU IDIOT DONT YOU KNOW THAT NATAL IS IN SOUTH AFRICA AND NOT BRAZIL MAN_FOR
GODS SAKE_ YOU LEGAL LOON CHECK AN ATLAS AND REDO THIS AT ONCE THE WHOLE THING IS A
MOCKERY OF THE PRECISION REQUIRED_PRESUMABLY YOU ARE A VICTIM OF A NATIVE EDUCATION OR
ARE JUST A GORMLESS SUCKPEN SCRIBE_BUT SURELY THE SIMPLEST GEOGRAPHICAL KNOWLEDGE WOULD
HAVE TOLD YOU THAT THIS IS NONSENSE_FOR GODS SAKE I HOPE THE REST OF THE PAPERWORK IS IN
ORDER OR WE CAN KISS GOODBYE TO THESE MILLIONS THROUGH YOUR INTERMINABLE BUMBLING_NOW DO
IT AGAIN AND MAKE SURE I HAVE IT IN MY HANDS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE OR I WILL REPORT YOUR
SHENNANIGANS TO THE BAR ASSOCIATION OR WHATEVER PASSES FOR SUCH OUT THERE AND THEY WILL
UNDOUBTEDLY KICK YOUR SHINY PANTS DOWNSTAIRS I HOPE
TOSSOV
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: PLEASE CONFIRM
Date: Wed, 08 Jan 2003 19:52:54 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
THANK GOD THE LAWYER HAS DONE IT BY GETTING THE AFFIDAVIT AND HE HAS APPLIED FOR THE RELEASE OF THE MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
HE SAID HE HAS SENT YOU THE AFFIDAVIT AND INFORMED YOU ALREADY, PLEASE CONFIRM THAT.
ANYTIME FROM TOMORROW THE BANK WILL BE REACHING YOU FOR THE PAYMENT.
PLEASE CONFIRM IF YOU RECIEVED THE AFFIDAVIT.
KINDEST REGARDS
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 09 Jan 2003, 04:34:22 AM
Subject: Re: PLEASE CONFIRM
NDIDWIT THE CHUMP GOT THE WHOLE COUNTRY WRONG AND APPARENTLY THINKS THAT NATAL IS IN
BRAZIL!!!! WHAT SORT OF BRAIN DOES THE FELLOW HAVE_HE MUST HAVE STOOD FOR TOO LONG IN THE
SUN WAITING FOR RICE OR BE UTTERLY CLUELESS_IF THIS THE RESULT OF DRINKING OR A CORRUPT
NATIVE EDUCATION_ HOW CAN THIS AFFADAVIT BE EFFECTIVE IF THE THE GEOGRAPHY IS UP THE
CREEK FOR GODS SAKE TELL THE LEGAL LUNKHEAD TO REDRAFT AND RESUBMIT HIS PATHETIC PAPER
PROPERLY ASSIGNED AND THIS TIME TO AT LEAST GET THE BASICS RIGHT_ TIME GOES ON AND ON AND
THIS WHOLE AFFAIR GETS MORE AND MORE LIKE A MONKEYS TEA PARTY_I AM LOSING PATIENCE IT IS
NO GOOD BOMBARDING ME WITH EMAILS IF YOU THEN SEND A LOAD OF COMMERCIAL CODSWALLOP_SHIFT
OFF YOUR DAUBED ASSES AND PUT SOME WORK INTO THIS MATTER IT IS NOT A JOKE
T
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze" [andynwanze@justice.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Re: Affidavit of Claim!
Date: Thu, 09 Jan 2003 04:17:21 -0800 (PST)
Attn: Mr. Lonslo Tossov
Tossov Investments SA
1 Yanker Ave,
Mbalongawank 123
Via Costeira - Natal
Brazil
Sir,
I am very sorry for the mistake made on your affidavit
of claim.
I have notified the court and the bank and by tomorrow
i shall be getting the affidavit corrected since my
application for an amendment has been granted by the
Supreme Court this morning.
Once again i am sorry.
Yours Faithfully
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 09 Jan 2003, 06:34:07 AM
Subject: Fwd: Re: Affidavit of Claim!
JUST GET ON WITH IT YOU MUPPET
Lonslo Tossov
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha" [ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com]
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: HE CONFIRMED
Date: Thu, 09 Jan 2003 16:48:53 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
I CALLED HIM AFTER RECIEVING YOUR EMAIL AND HE SAID
HE IS ALREADY CORRECTING THEM, HE ADMITTED HE MADE A MISTAKE,
PLEASE PARDON HIM.
THAKNK
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 10 Jan 2003, 03:07:44 AM
Subject: Re: HE CONFIRMED
NEVER MIND THE APOLOGIES JUST LETS GET ON WITH THIS BUSINESS
IN A RELIABLY COMPETENT WAY_ALL THIS LEGAL LALLYGAGGING IS
HUGELY ANNOYING WITH SO MUCH AT STAKE_TELL THAT USELESS LAWYER
TO HOP TO IT
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Affidavit Corrected
Date: Fri, 10 Jan 2003 08:21:54 -0800 (PST)
Attn: Mr. Lonslo Tossov
Tossov Investments SA
1 Yanker Ave,
Mbalongawank 123
Via Costeira - Natal
Sir,
I am very sorry for the costly mistake i made on your
affidavit and glad to inform you that i have corrected
it at the court and submitted to the bank.
My scanner is bad hence i cannot send it now, i will
send it tomorrow.
Sorry for the inconveniences.
Yours Faithfully
Barrister Andy Nwanze
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: EVERYTHING IS OK
Date: Sat, 11 Jan 2003 08:43:48 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
THE TRANSACTION IS ALREADY ON AND ANY MOMENT FROM MONDAY, YOU WILL BE REACHED ON THE
FUNDS SINCE THE LAWTYER HAS DONE WHAT HE IS SUPPOSED TO DO.
IF YOU WERE REACHED BY THE BANK AS AT YESTERDAY, PLEASE INFORM ME, IF NOT, FROM MONDAY
YOU WILL BE REACHED AND BEFORE WEEKEND WE WILL BE THROUGH WITH THE TRANSACTION.
KINDEST REGARDS
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 11 Jan 2003, 12:21:26 PM
Subject: Re: Affidavit Corrected
NWANKE THIS IS INTOLERABLE MAN I HAVE WAITED THREE DAYS NOW FOR YOUR DOCUMENTATON AND
ALL I GET IT IS THIS UNWANTED OBFUSCATION FROM A COCKHANDED CRETIN_I EVEN DOUBT IF YOU
HAVE A SCANNER IN THAT SO CALLED OFFICE OF YOURS WHEREVER YOU ARE HIDING AS YOU CERTAINLY
DONT APPEAR TO HAVE ANY COMPETENCE OR COMMON SENSE EITHER_DONT YOU KNOW EACH DAY COSTS ME
MONEY AND EACH DRIP DRIP OF YOUR DAMN DITHERING LOSES HARD CASH??????_FOR CHRISTS SAKE
PULL YOUR FINGER OUT AND GET THIS SORTED IN THE WAY I REQUIRE AT ONCE MAN_ AT ONCE I SAY
Lonslo Tossov
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 11 Jan 2003, 12:28:14 PM
Subject: Re: EVERYTHING IS OK
NDUTCASE JUST MAKE SURE IT IS DONE_ AT LEAST IT WILL STOP ALL THE BAT BRAINED BLARNEY
FROM YOUR END_ ANY MORE OF THIS AND I WILL TERMINATE THIS BUSINESS AS UTTER FUTILITY YOU
UNDERSTAND??_ I DONT COME TO WORK ON A SATURDAY TO READ SUCH UNMITIGATED BILGE FROM SOME
GOAT HERDING GALOOT WITH NOT A JOT OF URGENCY SURROUNDING HIS APPALLINGLY MISMANAGED
ESCAPADES_ SEE ITS DONE TOUT SUITE YOU DISMAL DUMKOPF
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Affidavit Corrected On Attachment!
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2003 02:40:48 -0800 (PST)
Attn: Mr. Lonslo Tossov
Tossov Investments SA
1 Yanker Ave,
Mbalongawank 123
via Costeira - Natal
Sir,
Please find attached the corrected affidavit.
Sorry for the inconeniences the delay in sending you
this ammended affidavit has caused you.
Yours Faithfully
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 13 Jan 2003, 05:48:50 AM
Subject: Re: Affidavit Corrected On Attachment!
AT LAST YOU SEEM TO HAVE GOT THE HANG OF THE PRINTER AND YOUR GEOGRAPHY YOU DIM WIT_
LETS US SEE IF THE NEXT STEP REMAINS WITHIN YOUR LIMITED KEN_I TRUST YOU HAVE ALL YOU
NEED NOW SO FOR GODS SAKE LETS HAVE NO MORE OF THIS NONSENSE AND LETS US PROCEED AS
PLANNED SO GO WAKE UP AND TELL THAT NDIDCONPOOP THAT I HAVE FINALLY, FINALLY RECEIVED A
CORRECT DOCUMENT FROM YOU AND THAT WE ARE GETTING CLOSER TO WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE
WEEKS AGO BUT FOR THE LIMP WRISTED LACKADAISICAL LEGAL ACTIVITIES OF HIS EDUCATIONALLY
DEPRIVED ASSOCIATES AND NOW THAT HOPEFULLY ALL IS READY_ IS THAT CLEAR_ OR WILL I HAVE TO
TIE THIS NOTE TO A PIGEON AND FLY YOU THE NEWS_GET TO IT MAN FOR GODS SAKE
Lonslo Tossov
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Further Directives!
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2003 06:48:29 -0800 (PST)
Attn: Mr. Lonslo Tossov
Tossov Investments SA
1 Yanker Ave,
Mbalongawank 123
via Costeira - Natal
Sir,
Thanks for confirming the reciept of the corrected
affidavit of claim.
Already the Bank are working on your payment and shall
be reaching you any moment.
I am representing legally in this transaction having
all evidence of your claims and should be informed of
any slightest information you will recieve from the
bank for verification.
Your compliance to this directive is required for my
administrative convenience.
Yours Faithfully
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 13 Jan 2003, 07:20:39 AM
Subject: Re: Further Directives!
NWANKE WHAT IS ALL THIS BLITHERING BLARNEY ABOUT DIRECTIVES MAN JUST LETS GET ON WITH
THINGS MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR HOUSE IN ORDER BEFORE THROWING STONES AT MINE FOR GODS
SAKE_OF COURSE I KNOW YOU ARE REPRESENTING ME LEGALLY YOU CLOT WHY ELSE AM I IN
COMMUNICATION WITH YOU??_AND WHAT SORT OF TONE ARE YOU ADOPTING MY FRIEND LET ME HOPE IT
IS NOT SOME SELF INLATED ARROGANCE AS YOUR DISMAL EFFORTS HARDLY WARRANT IT_STOP WASTING
MY VALUABLE TIME AND SEE THIS THROUGH AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE_STOP ACTING LIKE A COCKEYED
CURMUDGEON UNDERSTAND??
Lonslo Tossov
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Re: Further Directives!
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2003 08:48:52 -0800 (PST)
Attn: Mr. Lonslo Tossov
Tossov Investments SA
1 Yanker Ave,
Mbalongawank 123
via Costeira - Natal
Sir,
Please try to add a little bit of decency on your mails
and stop subjecting me to your slave.
Thanks,
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 14 Jan 2003, 01:41:45 AM
Subject: Re: Further Directives!
CONFOUND IT ARE YOU GOING TO START MOANING OR ACT LIKE A PROFESSIONAL ANY COMMENTS I
MAKE ARE INSPIRED BY THE SLACK SHAMBLES AT YOUR END OR THAT NDIDIOT'S FOOT DRAGGING_WEEKS
HAVE GONE BY IN THIS BUSINESS AND WE ARE AS FAR FROM A PROFITABLE RESOLUTION AS EVER IT
SEEMS WHILE PAPERS GET SHUFFLED INTERMINABLY_GET ON WITH THE TASK IN HAND AND EARN YOUR
RESPECT AND STOP WHINING MAN BEFORE I LOSE PATIENCE ENTIRELY WITH THE LOT OF YOU
Lonslo Tossov
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Re: Further Directives!
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 2003 11:01:08 -0800 (PST)
Attn: Mr. Lonslo Tossov
Tossov Investments SA
1 Yanker Ave,
Mbalongawank 123
via Costeira - Natal
Sir,
I have recieved your mail and i still wonder why you
are always angry.
Your payment is in progress and today i went to the
bank and was told they are on their in-house banking
process, just take it easy, the funds will get to you.
Yours Sincerely,
Barrister Andy Nwanze
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: EVERYTHING IS OK
Date: Wed, 15 Jan 2003 15:41:03 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
SORYY I HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY, OUR FUNDS IS BEEN
PROCESSED FOR PAYMENT, I WILL MAIL YOU LATER.
REGARDS
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 16 Jan 2003, 03:22:11 AM
Subject: Re: Further Directives!
NWANKE_FOR GODS SAKE MAN OF COURSE I AM ABRUPT AND BELLIGERENT
YOU SEND THESE POINTLESS E-MAILS ASKING DAMN FOOL QUESTIONS
INTERRUPTING MY BUSY DAY OR JUST DEMONSTRATE YOUR PROFICIENCY IN
PRODUCING ONE BLOCKHEAD BLUNDER AFTER ANOTHER_I HAVE AN OFFICE TO
RUN HERE AND A BUSINESS TO FUNCTION ALL THIS NANNYJACK NONSENSE
IS HARDLY WHAT IS REQUIRED FOR GODS SAKE MAKE SURE ALL RUNS SMOOTHLY
IS ALL I ASK AND THEN I WILL RELAX_AND WHAT IS HAPPENING IN ANY CASE
I ASK_ THINGS ARE TOO QUIET AND NO DOUBT THERE IS ANOTHER FOUL UP
IN THE PIPELINE THAT I CAN EXPECT SHORTLY LETS HOPE NOT
Lonslo Tossov
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 16 Jan 2003, 03:26:11 AM
Subject: Re: EVERYTHING IS OK
MDINCOMPOOP FOR CRYING OUT LOUD WHAT IS ALL THIS NOISOME NATTERING
LETS HAVE THE NEWS MAN_THE NEWS!!!! I AM ON TENTERHOOKS HERE AND
DOUBT YOU WILL EXECUTE MATTERS WITHOUT FURTHER COCK UPS WHICH WILL
ADD TO MY HEART BURN_REPLY AT ONCE FOR GODS SAKE YOU TWERP
Lonslo Tossov
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Re: EVERYTHING IS OK
Date: Fri, 17 Jan 2003 10:25:45 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
I HAVE RECIEVED YOUR MAIL AND SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT
YOUR INSULTS ARE BECOMING UNBERABLE FOR ME.
THE BANK WILL REACH YOU FROM MONDAY ON THE PAYMENT.
THANKS
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 17 Jan 2003, 02:33:09 AM
Subject: Re: EVERYTHING IS OK
LOOK HERE YOU CHUMP JUST GET YOUR OWN HOUSE IN ORDER BEFORE YOU START WHINING ON ABOUT
MY STATE OF MIND_FOR GODS SAKE_IF FROM DAY ONE THINGS HAD PROGRESSED SMOOTHLY INSTEAD OF
THIS CONCENTRATED CATALOGUE OF COCK UPS IVE DEALT WITH WE WOULD ALL BE LAUGHING AND WELL
OFF_ INSTEAD THROUGH THE WORTHLESS AUSPICES OF THE SAD SOAK HEADS YOU HAVE EMPLOYED WE
ARE IN A RIGHT MESS AND I AM STILL WAITING_ YES STILL WAITING!!!_ FOR SOME COHERENT
ACTIONS FROM YOUR END_THAT NWANKE PILLOCK IS DOCILE ENOUGH BUT HAS THE GET UP AND GO AND
BRAINS OF A DEAD SHEEP FOR GODS SAKE HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHERE NATAL IS_ THE NORTH POLE
WOULD DO AS FAR HE IS CONCERNED_ALL THIS LESS THAN ACCEPTABLE_WHILE YOUR OWN INTERMINABLE
BUMBLING ACTIVITIES WOULD SUIT A MORGUE RATHER THAN A MODERN OFFICE_I DOUBT IF YOU EVEN
HAVE AN OFFICE JUST A CHAIR AND A SPITOON IN A HOTEL LOBBY WHERE YOU SHINE SHOES OR SELL
GUM_I HAVE A FIVE YEAR OLD SON WHO CAN PROGRESS MATTERS MORE SHARPLY THAN YOUR OWN DISMAL
DITHERING_FOR GODS SAKE PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER_GET OUT OF BED EARLY FOR ONCE_CONTACT THE
BANK TO SUPERVISE THIS IMPORTANT EXCHANGE_GET THE BALL ROLLING ONCE AND FOR ALL_AND KEEP
YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR PANTS LONG ENOUGH TO PUT THIS BUSINESS THROUGH_AT ONCE OR I WILL
BREAK OFF COMMUNICATION IN FAVOUR OF MORE REWARDING BUSINESS_NOW GET TO IT DIM WIT
NDIDI OKOCHA
From: "ndidi okocha"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Re: EVERYTHING IS OK
Date: Fri, 17 Jan 2003 14:46:18 +0100
DEAR LONSLO,
I UNDERSTAND YOUR ANGER BUT EVERYTHING HAS TO TAKE IT'S NORMAL CAUSE.
WE ARE NOW ON THE TRACK AND FROM MONDAY WE SHALL BE DISCUSSING ON HOW
WE WILL CELEBRATE TOGETHER, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE WORRIED OR OFFENDED
PLEASE, TAKE IT EASY.
THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.
KINDEST REGARDS
NDIDI
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 17 Jan 2003, 08:15:12 AM
Subject: Re: EVERYTHING IS OK
JUST GET ON WITH IT_ YOU POP EYED PALTROON
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: ndidiokocha68@hotmail.com
Date: 20 Jan 2003, 06:12:47 AM
Subject: Re: EVERYTHING IS OK
NDIDCOMPOOP
WELL WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON NOW?????_I AM IN THE DARK HERE
WHILE YOUR CUT PURSE CREW SCAMPER ROUND LIKE A LOAD OF LUMPHEADED
LOONS TO NO VISIBLE EFFECT_ARE WHEELS IN MOTION OR NOT?? OR ARE YOU
AND YOUR CRONIES SULKING IN SOME SHACK WHILE TIME TICKS ON_GET TO
BUSINESS MAN_AT ONCE YOU HEAR_ AND MAKE A REPORT AS TO PROGRESS MADE
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Confirm
Date: Thu, 23 Jan 2003 13:20:17 -0800 (PST)
Sir,
Please confirm if the Union Bank has contacted you on
your payment as they notified me today.
Yours Sincerely,
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 24 Jan 2003, 06:03:12 AM
Subject: Re: Confirm
NWANKER_I HAVE HEARD NEITHER HIDE NOR HAIR FROM THESE BOTHERSOME BANKING BUFFOONS YOU
CLAIM ARE WORKING ON THIS SO WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON MAN_DO THEY EXIST OUTSIDE OF YOUR
FEVERISH IMAGINATION_ AM I GOING TO BE WAITING FOR SOME ACTION FOR WEEKS TO COME OR ARE
YOU SERIOUS ABOUT THIS MATTER FOR GODS SAKE MAN PULL OUT THE STOPS AND MAKE YOURSELF
USEFUL IN THIS MATTER_I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING WITHDRAWING FROM THIS WHOLE AFFAIR AS IT
IS SUCH A STUPENDOUS WASTE OF TIME AND THE WHOLE PACK OF YOU ARE AS MUCH USE AS A PRAYER
BOOK IN A BROTHEL_SHIFT OFF YOUR LAUGHABLE LAWYER ASS AND PICK UP THE PHONE_DO IT NOW
BEFORE YOU ARE NO DOUBT DISTRACTED BY THE SMELLS OF LUNCHTIME OR A SECRETARY WITH FAT
THIGHS _WHAT IS HAPPENING????????
Lonslo Tossov
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Confirm Quickly
Date: Sat, 25 Jan 2003 10:51:42 -0800 (PST)
Sir,
Please confirm to me now if you recieved a fax from Mr.
Kenneth Osagie of the Union Bank of Nigeria PLC on
thursday.
I need your confirmation fast.
Yours Sincerely,
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 26 Jan 2003, 08:23:22 AM
Subject: Re: Confirm Quickly
NO I HAVE NOT YOU DOLT HEAD FOR GODS SAKE MY NUMBER IS CLEAR ENOUGH AND SO IS MY
ADDRESS ARE YOU PEOPLE COMPLETELY UNABLE TO DO THE SIMPLEST OF TASKS OR IS THIS ONE BIG
JOKE TO YOU AND YOUR CHICKEN PLUCKING CHUMS_FOR GODS SAKE GET ON THE CASE AND STOP
SENDING THESE RIDICULOUS EMAILS WHICH ARE JUST INFURIATINGLY IMBECELIC LISTEN CAREFULLY
YOU LEGAL LICKSPIT_GET THE BANK ON THE PHONE IF THEY EVEN HAVE ONE WHICH I DOUBT AND FIND
OUT WHAT IN GODS NAME IS GOING ON_OR CONSIDER THIS MATTER CLOSED I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO
DO THAN TO SIT IN MY OFFICE ON A SUNDAY AWAY FROM MY SWIMMING POOL AND RESPOND TO THE TIT
HEADED TOM FOOLERY WHICH MARKS YOUR BUSINESS PRACTICE_DO IT AT ONCE MAN AND SEE IF YOU
CAN ACHIEVE SOMETHING MORE THAN THAN THE IDIOTS GRADE IN THE SCHOOL OF LIFE_IS THIS
CLEAR???
Lonslo Tossov
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Futher Insults Never Pls.
Date: Mon, 27 Jan 2003 05:32:27 -0800 (PST)
Attn: Mr. Lonslo Tossov
Tossov Investments SA
1 Yanker Ave,
Mbalongawank 123
via Costeira - Natal
Sir,
please take note that my representation should not be
taken for granted neither should my profession be
insulted for any reason whatsoever no matter who you
are.
I am representing you legally on your inherited claims
and must ensure everything is place, how then could i
ask you a simple question and instead of telling me the
truth, you keep on insulting me.
Please in your best interest, do get back to me
confirming the reciept of the fax sent to you by Mr.
Osagie of the Union Bank of Nigeria PLC.
Thanks,
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 28 Jan 2003, 08:23:52 AM
Subject: Re: Futher Insults Never Pls.
NWANKE YOU BUNGLING BLOCKHEAD!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT THAT I HAVE
RECEIVED NOTHING FROM MR OSAUSAGE_ OR ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER_ FOR GODS SAKE MAN STOP
THE WITTERING AND WHINING ON ABOUT MY INSULTS AND TRY AND JUSTIFY RESPECT FROM YOUR
CLIENTS BY ORGANISING MATTERS BETTER THAN A SNAKE FIGHT IN A GIRLS DORMITORY_ITS BEEN
DAYS NOW THAT THIS HALF WITTED AFFAIR STARTED UP_FOR ALL THE USE YOU HAVE PROVED SINCE
THAT LAST MORON I DEALT WITH I MIGHT JUST AS WELL HAVE EMPLOYED THE MAN WHO EMPTIES THE
BINS HERE AS AT LEAST HE IS RELIABLE IN WHAT HE DOES_WHAT IS HAPPENING??_WHERE IS THE
DOCUMENTATION??_IS THE BANK AWARE OF THE URGENCY??_WHEN WILL IT ARRIVE??_THESE ARE ALL
PRESSING QUESTIONS WHICH REQUIRE MORE THAN A SHRUG FROM SOME SILLY SHINY SUITED SON OF A
WITCH DOCTOR_GET TO IT MAN GET TO IT AND WRITE BACK AT ONCE LEST I WEAR THIS KEYBOARD OUT
WITH BANGING OUT YOUR REPLIES_I AM GOING TO THE COUNTRY CLUB NOW FOR A CALMING WHISKY AND
SODA YOU ATTEND TO THESE MATTERS BEFORE TOUCHING THE GIN AND I WANT TO HEAR SOME GOOD
NEWS VERY SHORTLY IS THIS CLEAR
Lonslo Tossov
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: No further insults please!
Date: Mon, 27 Jan 2003 05:39:32 -0800 (PST)
Sir,
please take note that my representation should not be
taken for granted neither should my profession be
insulted for any reason whatsoever no matter who you
are.
I am representing you legally on your inherited claims
and must ensure everything is place, how then could i
ask you a simple question and instead of telling me the
truth, you keep on insulting me.
Please in your best interest, do get back to me
confirming the reciept of the fax sent to you by Mr.
Osagie of the Union Bank of Nigeria PLC. and not
further insults please.
Thanks,
Barrister Andy Nwanze
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Ok
Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 08:55:49 -0800 (PST)
Sir,
I have recieved your mail with thanks and shall follow
up the payment and notify you immediately i am through
with the bank tomorrow.
Thanks,
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 28 Jan 2003, 08:26:26 AM
Subject: Re: No further insults please!
AND STOP SENDING EVERYTHING TWICE YOU LEGAL LUGWIT
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Ok
Date: Tue, 28 Jan 2003 08:55:49 -0800 (PST)
Sir,
I have recieved your mail with thanks and shall follow
up the payment and notify you immediately i am through
with the bank tomorrow.
Thanks,
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 30 Jan 2003, 01:53:20 AM
Subject: Re: Ok
GET ON WITH IT YOU DISCOMBOBULATED DICK WEED AND
DONT WRITE AGAIN UNTIL WHEELS ARE PROPERLY IN MOTION_YOUR
INCREDULOUS INANITIES GIVE ME HEARTBURN
Lonslo Tossov
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 03 Feb 2003, 05:14:32 AM
Subject: Re: Ok
NWANKWE WHAT THE DEVIL IS HAPPENING MAN I HAVE HEARD NOTHING REMOVE YOUR DICK OUT OF
YOUR NEIGHBOURS COW OR WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING OUT THERE TO KILL TIME AND GET ON THE PHONE
TO THE BANK UNLESS YOU WISH TO CONSIDER OUR ASSOCIATION AT AN END_YOUR PERFORMANCE AS A
LAWYER HAS BEEN APPALLING I THANK GOD I DO NOT EMPLOY YOU ON ANY OF THE MILLION DOLLAR
PROJECTS HERE WHICH INVOLVE STRICT STANDARDS OF COMPETENCE NOT A HALF BAKED AIR OF
HOPELESSNESS_I AM WAITING MAN DO YOU REALISE HOW MUCH TIME I HAVE WASTED ON THIS
ALREADY??
Lonslo Tossov
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Re: Ok
Date: Mon, 03 Feb 2003 08:05:12 -0800 (PST)
Attn: Mr. Lonslo Tossov
Tossov Investments SA
1 Yanker Ave,
Mbalongawank 123
via Costeira - Natal
Sir,
I nevber wanted to contact you anymore based on your
behaviour but i have to let you know before i stop
further communications with you.
I am a lawyer and there are limits to which i can go, i
was called up to start this job by mr. ndidi and you
are supposed to be the beneficiary of the funds based
on your claims. everything about the documentation has
been made and the bank reached you, you denied.
On friday the bank reached you and you banged your
telephone on them, does that show any seriousness?
You have to justify your claims by responding to the
bank to enable them effect your payment otherwise count
me out of this.
Thanks,
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 03 Feb 2003, 08:48:20 AM
Subject: Re: Ok
NWANKE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE GRIM GOAT HERDING CROWD OF GOONS ARE JUST EXACTLY AS I IMAGINED
_ A BAD EXCUSE FOR RESPONSIBLE BUSINESSMEN FROM START TO FINISH _ I HAVE IT SEEMS BEEN
WASTING MY TIME AND YOUR LATEST AND I TAKE IT LAST DISMAL ADMITTANCE OF CRASS INEPTITUDE
BACKED UP WITH BUCK PASSING AND RUDENESS COMES AS NO SURPRISE_ THANK GOD I SENT NO HARD
EARNED CASH INTO YOUR UNCERTAIN CARE OR THAT WOULD NO DOUBT HAVE BEEN SQUANDERD ON GIN
AND WHORES BUT RATHER AM GLAD NOW TO HAVE GONE AHEAD AND TRUSTED MY OTHER CONTACT MR
ABACHA WHO AT LEAST IS ABLE TO RUN THINGS IN RESPONSIBLE FASHION_WELL YOU CAN TAKE YOUR
SCABBY HIDE AND JUMP DOWN A WELL FOR I CARE GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH DO YOU HEAR ME
Lonslo Tossov
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Thank you for the info
Date: Mon, 03 Feb 2003 13:17:10 -0800 (PST)
Sir,
Thank you so much for your revelation on your
involvement with the Abacha's which the Government of
Nigeria will be interested in knowing and taking up in
no time because you have brought out yourself as a
scape goat and you will be treated likewise.
I will forward your credentials to the appropriate
authorities in a matter of hours.
Thanks,
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 04 Feb 2003, 01:50:17 AM
Subject: Re: Thank you for the info
NWANKWE NO WHAT ARE YOU BLITHERING ON ABOUT MAN
THIS ABACHA IS A STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN FELLOW WHO
AT LEAST COMES TO PHONE TO NEGOTIATE AND KEEPS HIS
PROMISES_BIG MONEY IS DUE TO CHANGE HANDS AND SO HOW
DOES IT FEEL FOR YOUR CLIENTS TO BE OUT OF THE CASH
LOOP???? I SUGGEST YOU EXAMINE YOUR OWN DUBIOUS COMRADES
IN INCOMPETENCE WHO SHUFFLE IN AND OUT OF THAT SMELLY
LITTLE OFFICE OF YOURS BEFORE YOU START MAKING CRIMINOUS
IMPLICATIONS ABOUT MY MORE RELIABLE ASSOCIATES MAN_ I
WOULD RATHER DEAL WITH ABACHA WHO IS COURTEOUS AND RELIABLE
THAN THE WHOLE PACK OF MULCHY MUPPETS YOU REPRESENT AND
WHOSE IDEA OF BUSINESS NO DOUBT IS TO FALL ASLEEP OVER A
BOWL OF COUS COUS AND THEN HAVE THE GALL TO BLAME OTHERS
FOR THEIR ASSININE ACTIVITIES_GET A LIFE MAN AND STOP THIS
WRETCHED HAND WRINGING_YOU AND YOURS HAD YOUR OPPORTUNITY
BUT LET IT SLIP LET THAT BE AN END TO IT YOU HALITOSIC HALFWIT
Lonslo Tossov
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Re: Thank you for the info
Date: Tue, 04 Feb 2003 12:17:36 -0800 (PST)
Sir,
I have recieved your mail and already your case is
gathering momentum based on the confessions you are
making so far.
I've have reported your case as i promised and now you
will know you are dealing with a lawyer.
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 05 Feb 2003, 01:54:02 AM
Subject: Re: Thank you for the info
NWANKWE A GREAT SHAME THAT YOU ARE MORE DILIGENT IN PURSUING THESE IMAGINERY VILLAINS
THAN YOU EVER WERE WITH THE VITAL BUSINESS I PLACED IN YOUR TRUST MAN_ I HAVE NEVER_EVER_
KNOWN SUCH A LACKADAISICAL CACK HANDED MANNER OF PROCEEDING IN ALL MY BUSINESS CAREER_
AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT NOW FOR GODS SAKE YOU WIND ME UP WITH INANE EMAILS ABOUT
IRRELEVANCIES_FRANKLY I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO AS LONG AS YOU STAY OUT OF MY HAIR_AND IF
YOU REALLY ARE A LAWYER NOT SOME BACKROOM MONKEY WITH AMBITIONS WAY BEYOND YOUR STATION
GOD HELP THE REST OF YOUR CLIENTS AS NO DOUBT YOU PROVE AS USELESS AND AS INFURIATING AS
YOU HAVE TO ME_I SUGGEST YOU STOP WRITING TO THIS ADDRESS AND CONCENTRATE ON YOUR OWN
TOTTERING LAW BUSINESS AS YOU CLEARLY HAVE TOO MUCH TIME IN YOUR HANDS_NOW FOR CHRISTS
SAKE GET OFF MY CASE_ YOU MUPPET HEADED MORON
Lonslo Tossov
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: urgent
Date: Mon, 10 Feb 2003 10:01:21 -0800 (PST)
Sir,
Are you still ready to pick up your funds or not.
Please be specific and do not mistake my acreditation
for a child's play.
I need your urgent answers.
Thanks,
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 11 Feb 2003, 02:49:52 AM
Subject: Re: urgent
NWANKWE ARE YOU COMPLETELY BARMY MAN???????? I THOUGHT A LINE HAD BEEN FINALLY DRAWN
UNDER YOUR DISMAL AND DISCREDITABLE DITHERINGS NOW THAT I HAVE MADE CONTACT WITH A
BUSINESS MAN WHO OFFERS RELIABILITY AND PROFESSIONALISM_ FOR GOD SAKE DO YOU WANT THIS ON
A POSTCARD MAN_ MR ABACHA IS DAILY MAKING ME WISH I HAD NEVER EVER HEARD OF THOSE VACUOUS
VILLAGERS AT YOUR END OF THINGS_GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD TAKE YOUR INEXPERT
INEPTITUDES AT MORE THAN FACE VALUE MAN_AND I WILL EAT MY HAT HERE IN MBALONGAWANK_ I
EXPECT MORE THAN SOME SLOTHFUL SOLICITOR TO OIL THE WHEELS OF COMMMERCE BOY_AS FOR CHILDS
PLAY_ YOU CORN BRAINED CLUNK HEAD_CHECK YOUR OWN DISTINCTLY UNMERITOUS RECORD BEFORE
CRITICISING OTHERS_AT LEAST CHILDREN CAN DO THE SIMPLEST OF TASKS WHEN ASKED TO NOT SIT
ON THEIR SPOTTY BEHINDS PICKING BLACKHEADS_NOW CLEAR OFF BACK TO THE GOAT MARKET
AND ATTEND TO THOSE I SUSPECT ARE YOUR REGULAR CUSTOMERS BEFORE I GET EVEN MORE ANGRY YOU
WORTHLESS TWADDLE TONGUED TWERP
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: urgent
Date: Wed, 19 Feb 2003 01:41:16 -0800 (PST)
Sir,
Your funds is already moved to holland for your
learance. reach me for details.
Thanks,
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: postmaster@scamorama.com
Date: 23 Feb 2003, 10:34:14 AM
Subject: nwanke tries again
MY GOD SIR WHAT ARE YOU SAYING NOW_ I HAD COME BACK OFF SAFARI IN A PLEASANT FRAME OF
MIND FOOLISHLY THINKING I HAD HEARD THE LAST LAST OF NWANKWE AND HIS UNILLUSTRIOUS ILK AS
I THOUGHT YOU HAD FINALLY WASHED YOUR HANDS AND GONE BACK TO THE IMPALA FOR TEA NOW YOU
COME UP WITH THIS ASTOUNDING NEWS THAT SOMETHING AT LAST HAS HAPPENED??? WHERE WAS THIS
NEWS BEFORE??_WHAT EXACT MONEY ARE YOU WITTERING ON ABOUT_AFTER THIS STUPIFYING LENGTH OF
TIME AND WHAT EXORBITANT EXPENSES HAVE BEEN DEDUCTED THROUGH YOUR INEPTITUDE MAN??? I
WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT AM ALREADY WELL ADVANCED WITH MR ABACHA WHO IS OILING THE WHEELS
OF HIS SEPARATE BUSINESS WITH ME AND DOING IT WITH AN DIPLOMATIC APLOMB ENIRELY MISSING
FROM YOUR OWN DERISORY DABBLINGS MAN_TELL ME AT ONCE EXACTLY WHAT COCK IN A HAT SCHEME
YOU HAVE COME UP WITH TIME DO YOU UNDERSTAND_TYPE CAREFULLY AND DONT WHINE ON_LET ME SEE
IF IT CONTAINS THE LEAST COMMON SENSE OR BELIEVABILITY IN OUTLINE_ YOU EXPECT ME TO DROP
EVERYTHING AND FLY TO HOLLAND OR SOME SUCH TOMFOOLERY I IMAGINE_I TRUST YOU KNOW HOW BUSY
TOSSOV ENTERPRISES IS AT THIS TIME OF YEAR_NOW LETS HAVE YOUR MUTTON HEADED
Lonslo Tossov
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Urgent Msg.
Date: Sat, 22 Feb 2003 13:12:16 -0800 (PST)
Attn: Mr. Lonslo Tossov
Sir,
You are yet to indicate where you can pick up your
funds and the expiration date for the probate on your
payment is expiring.
Declare if you are picking up your funds in London or
Holland immediately to enable the bank direct your
payment to your choice venue.
Thanks,
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 23 Feb 2003, 10:40:53 AM
Subject: TO NWANKWE FOR THE SECOND TIME
I HAVE WRITTEN ALREADY YOU LUMPHEAD FOR GODS SAKE
PAY ATTENTION TO THE DETAILS IN THIS BUSINESS AND PERHAPS
I WILL SIT DOWN WHEN I WRITE TO YOU AND TAKE YOUR GABBING
WITH A DEGREE OF SERIOUSNESS_I CAN ONLY PRESUME THAT GOT
YOUR SO CALLED LAW DEGREE THROUGH THE POST IN MEAGRE
INSTALLMENTS AS IT SEEMS PART WORK IS YOUR HABIT OF MIND
IN ALL CASES
Lonslo Tossov
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Urgent Msg.
Date: Tue, 25 Feb 2003 05:14:11 -0800 (PST)
Attn: Mr. Lonslo Tossov
Sir,
I will give you all the details of the deposit of the
funds by thursday, the officer to meet and you will
take up your inherited funds, better still if you are
stressed up that you cannot embark on any trip, it is
better i tell the bank to raise your draft you can
clear in your bank.
On this note, let me know if you refer the draft or
going to Holland.
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 26 Feb 2003, 05:49:15 AM
Subject: TO NWANKE
NWANKE YOU CHUMP NOW WHAT IS HAPPENING_I HEAR NOTHING BUT WHINING AND EXCUSES FOR WEEKS
AND NOW YOU LUNGE INTO OVERDRIVE_ARE YOU SERIOUS MAN OR IS THIS JUST ANOTHER WIND UP TO
RAISE MY BLOOD PRESSURE_I CAN GO TO HOLLAND IF I AM ASSURED THAT MONEY IS THERE AND FIRM
BUSINESS TO BE DONE BUT I WILL NEED FAR MORE THAN YOUR OWN WORTHLESS TISSUES OF TURPITUDE
IN ORDER TO CONVINCE ME TO BOOK MY FLIGHT AT THE DROP OF A HAT_I SUGGEST THAT YOU GET OFF
THAT LAZY BUTT FOR ONCE AND COURIER WHAT IS REQUIRED OVER TO ME WITHOUT DELAY AT THE
REGULAR ADDRESS SO AT LEAST I HAVE MORE TO GO ON THAT THIS CURRENT SAD MISCELLANY OF MUCH
MISMANAGEMENT_AT ONCE MAN AT ONCE IF YOU WISH TO RETAIN MY INTEREST IN THIS COCK EYED
AFFAIR DO YOU COMPREHEND???
Lonslo Tossov
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: Urgent Msg.
Date: Fri, 28 Feb 2003 12:02:25 -0800 (PST)
Attn: Mr. Lonslo Tossov
Sir,
I had a sucessful deliberation with the board of
directors of Union Bank on your payment today and it
has been resolved that you will be sent a certified
bank draft by courier services.
I will reach you further by monday on the requirements.
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 01 Mar 2003, 01:56:04 PM
Subject: To Nwanke
LET US HOPE THIS IS ACTUALLY THE CASE AS IN THE PAST I HAVE BEEN SEVERELY DISAPPOINTED
BY THE SHAMEFUL SHAMBLES YOU HABITUALLY PRESENT TO TO THE WORLD AS AN IDEA OF BUSINESS
EFFICIENCY_I HOPE THIS COURIER IS RELIABLE TOO NOT SOME PENNYANY PUCKOON DRAGGED FROM THE
LOCAL PHONE BOOK WITHOUT AN INTERNATIONAL REPUTATION_HOWEVER I DONT EXPECT MUCH FROM YOU
AT THIS LATE STAGE IN PROCEEDINGS AND SO AT LEAST I WILL NOT BE LET DOWN BY THE
INEVITABLE COCKUP_LET ME HAVE THE DETAILS OF THIS SO CALLED COURIER AND TIME OF LIKELY
DELIVERY_ AT ONCE MAN AS I DONT WANT ANOTHER ROUND OF GOLF SPOILT BY THE GORMLESS LIKES
OF YOU_ DO YOU HEAR??
TOSSOV
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: very urgent
Date: Tue, 04 Mar 2003 01:31:02 -0800 (PST)
-Attn: Mr. Lonslo Tossov
Sir,
I have recieved your mail and went to the bank today
for the release of your certified bank draft which has
already been raised to the tune of US$11.5M.
The bank told me you have to bear the cost of the
courier delivery and the insurance coverage for the
draft.
The indemnity insurance coverage for the draft is
US$3.000 while the courier delivery will cost you
US$300 TOTAL:us$3,300.00.
You have to forward tyhe fees by western Union Money
transfer payable to Mr. Ibe John and evidence of
payment sent to me for onward delivery to the bank for
the release of your payment to you.
Do heed the import of this information and act swiftly
please.
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 04 Mar 2003, 06:15:07 AM
Subject: tossov to Nwanke
NWANKE THIS IS SPLENDID NEWS MAN I AM SURE AND NO DOUBT YOU ARE ON THE EDGE OF YOUR
WICKER OFFICE CHAIR WITH EXCITEMENT BUT WITHOUT ANYTHING CONCRETE FROM YOU OTHER THAN
THIS LAST FRIGHTENINGLY FANNY ASS COMMUNICATION IT IS JUST ANOTHER PIPE DREAM IS THAT
CLEAR??? _I CANNOT SPEND MY INVESTMENT CAPITAL SO BLITHELY AS YOU MAY HOPE_I SUGGEST THAT
AS YOU SO BLANDLY ANNOUNCED A MESSAGE OR SO BACK YOU OR YOUR DUBIOUS COLLEAGUES IN THAT
SHANTY OFFICE NOW SHIFT OFF YOUR LAZY BUTTS AND COURIER ACROSS THE RELEVANT DOCUMENTATION
TOUT SUITE AND I WILL HAVE A LOOK AND SEE IF YOUR LUNACIES ACTUALLY HOLD WATER FOR
ONCE_IN FACT I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I AM EVEN GIVING YOU THE TIME OF DAY STILL_ I SUPPOSE
IT IS IN THE EVER FAINT HOPE THAT YOUR DRIVEL HAS SOME ULTIMATE MERIT _NOW HOP TO IT MAN
AND LETS HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK AT OTHER THAN YOUR INTERMINABLE SOPORIFICS _FOR GODS SAKE
DO I HAVE PROD YOU INTO ACTION EACH AND EVERY TIME I WRITE??? AT ONCE MAN AT ONCE DO YOU
UNDERSTAND
Lonslo Tossov
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: Lonslo Tossov
Subject: very urgent msg.
Date: Wed, 05 Mar 2003 01:28:33 -0800 (PST)
Attn: Mr. Lonslo Tossov
Sir,
I mailed you yesterday regarding the despatch of your
draft to you.
Please forward the requested fees for the release of
your draft to unfailingly tomorrow.
Yours Faithfully,
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
Fom: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 05 Mar 2003, 04:08:51 AM
Subject: to nwanke.
NWANKER YOU DOLT HEAD DO I HAVE TO SPELL THESE THINGS OUT IN WORDS OF ONE SYLLABLE???? I
AM NOT PAYING ANYTHING UNTIL I SEE SOMETHING CONCRETE COURIERED TO ME FOR INVESTIGATION
AND STANDARD APPROVAL_UNLIKE THE GOAT HERDERS AND BEAD STALL OWNERS YOU NORMALLY WORK
FOR_ I RUN AN INTERNATIONAL ORGANISATION WITH A SOME SEMBLANCE OF PROFESSIONALISM MAN_NOW
TROT OFF BACK TO YOUR MASTERS_ PULL YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR SLOPPY BOTTOM_ AND SEND ME
THIS DATA BY OVERNIGHT MAIL OR YOU CAN KISS GOODBYE TO THE WHOLE BUSINESS I AM TIRED OF
THE RUN AROUND AND THIS IS A LAST CHANCE TO ESTABLISH YOUR SELF AS A CONVINCING PARTNER
IN THIS WHOLE SORRY MESS INSTEAD OF THE BUTTER BRAINED BUFFOON WHICH I STRONGLY SUSPECT
THAT YOU ARE_NOW FOR CHRISTS SAKE GET ON THE CASE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE AND DONT COME
BACK WITH MORE WHEEDLING AND WHINING YOU TWERP UNLESS THIS IS DONE AT ONCE MAN_AT ONCE
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze"
To: lonslo_tossov
Subject: Re: very urgent msg.
Date: Mon, 10 Mar 2003 06:07:34 -0800 (PST)
Attn: Mr. Lonslo Tossov
Sir,
I met with the bank directors today and they are
sending you proof of your payment and the paper work
within 24 hours.
They complained about your non contact hence you have
to leave your fax line on to recieve their documents
for the release of your money to you.
Yours Faithfully,
Barrister Andy Nwanze
For: And(Principal Partner)
Andy Nwanze $ Co (Legal Practioners and Notary Public)
Telephone:234-803-5525974
Fax:234-1-7591753
LONSLO TOSSOV
From: "Lonslo Tossov"
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 11 Mar 2003, 03:09:58 PM
Subject: TO NWANKER
NWANKER FOR GODS SAKE IS THIS ANOTHER HIDEOUS HICCUP??? WHY DONT THIS FELLOWS GET ON WITH
IT THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE PAID FOR SO GET ON THE CASE AND CHIVVY THESE CLUNKHEADED CLOWNS
ALONG _WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS YOU PAPER PUSHING PIGEON TOED
PIPSQUEAK JUST IDLING THE TIME AWAY ON YOUR FAT ASS I SUSPECT OR SLURPING SOME NATIVE
MUCH DOWN WHILE YET MORE TIME DRIBBLES AWAY AT MY EXPENSE _NOW LISTEN MY FAX IS ALWAYS
OPEN AND READY AS YOU ARE FULLY AWARE AND YET I HOW IS IT THAT I HAVE YET TO TAKE
DELIVERY OF EVEN THE WORST PREPARED OF YOUR DOCUMENTS BY THIS ROUTE OR ANY OTHER???? COME
TO THAT I AM _STILL_ WAITING THE COURIER PROMISED ME GOD KNOWS HOW LONG AGO_ JUST DO
SOMETHING USEFUL _STOP SENDING THESE PATHETIC AND PATRONISING MESSAGES WHICH ONLY SERVE
TO MUDDY WATERS AGAIN AND AGAIN_LETS SEES SOME SIGNS OF LIFE FROM YOUR END AND I WILL BE
ABLE TO REST EASIER_AT ONCE MAN DO YOU HEAR_AT ONCE
ANDY NWANZE (NDIDI'S OTHER "LAWYER")
From: "Bar.Andy Nwanze" andynwanze@justice.com
Date: Mon, 10 Mar 2003 06:07:34 -0800 (PST)
Attn: Mr. Lonslo Tossov
Sir,
I met with the bank directors today and they are
sending you proof of your payment and the paper work
within 24 hours.
They complained about your non contact hence you have
to leave your fax line on to recieve their documents
for the release of your money to you.
Yours Faithfully,
Barrister Andy Nwanze
LONSLO TOSSOV
To: andynwanze@justice.com
Date: 18 Mar 2003, 04:09:20 AM
Subject: to nwanke
NWANKE WHAT IS GODS NAME IS HAPPENING??_HAVE YOU FALLEN ASLEEP IN YOUR HUT
OR ARE WHEELS TURNING??_ I HAVE NOT HAD THE MEREST SUGGESTION OF ANY DEVELOPMENTS
FROM YOU FOR DAYS NOW AND EXPECT AN UPDATE AS TO THE POSITION VIS A VIZ THIS
INANE FINANCIAL FLUMMERY WHICH YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO NEGOTIATE WITH GODS KNOWS
WHOM_I EXPECT AN ANSWER WITHIN 48 HOURS MAN OR YOU CAN TAKE THIS GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
AND PLACE IT IN THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE PLACE YOU CAN THINK OF_ AND GOOD RIDDANCE
AS YOU HAVE PROVED AS MUCH USE AS A PAIR OF STILTS FOR A ONE LEGGED MAN
[ How much more of this can Ndidi and Andy take?
And when will Brazil return Natal to South Africa?
Isn't there enough tension in the world? ]
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