SPANDAU BALLET


A hearty scam-o-welcome to the lovely and talented Harold Stassen!

Friday I had a tooth removed at the dentist. Got home exhausted with an aching jaw to find three 419 e-mails in this account - I'd never gotten them before. Checked the web to see what was happening and found Scamorama. For the rest of Friday and most of Saturday I read the posts, laughed my ass off, and forgot all about my aching jaw.

You folks do a great job - I've been passing the link on to all my friends.

Below is my second attempt at baiting. "Harold Stassen" [if you don't know] was an American politician and perennial presidential hopeful. Sounded like a good name to use in an election year.

The Scammers:
Abu Marwa - Present Head of the Investigation Department, Oceanic Bank International PLC
Barrister Prince Adams - Oceanic Bank International PLC of Nigeria's Accredited Attorney
Mr.Kehinde Odejimi - New barrister brought in by Abu after Harold finds Prince Adams is a fraud (only in passing - haven't received an e-mail from him yet)

versus
Harold Stassen - Retired (and deaf) Wehrmacht officer
Helga Stassen - Departed wife of Harold and phrenologist (mentioned in passing)
Rolf - Harold's friend (mentioned in passing)
Duncan Doenitz - (In passing) Incompetent nephew of Grossadmiral Karl Doenitz

Classically scamalicious elements are called out here and there for the edification of the new visitor.

The real Harold Stassen quit his job as a district attorney to serve in the US Navy during World War II.
And Wehrmacht officers did not speak Yiddish.
It's all a joke.
But you knew that.


Abu Marwa

[I received this in my non-scam Yahoo account. Forwarded it to "Harold" and went from there.]

To Harold Stassen (and a bunch of others)



Harold Stassen
Subject: Got your message
Sent: Tue 3/11/08
To: abu.marwa01@gmail.com

What is this about the $16.8M? What do I have to do?
Abu Marwa

[This is the Dead Bank Customer letter. But you knew that.]

Subject: THANKS(URGENT REPLY PLEASE)
From: abu marwa (abu.marwa01@gmail.com)
Sent: Wed 3/12/08
To: Harold Stassen

OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL PLC,
OZUMBA MBADIWE AVENUE,
VICTORIA ISLAND
NIGERIA.
MY DEAR FRIEND,
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REPLY.I AM TRULY VERY DELIGHTED KNOWING THAT YOUARE WILLING TO PROCEED WITH ME IN THIS TRANSACTION.
PLEASE KNOW THAT I AM THE PRESENT HEAD OF INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT WITH OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL PLC.THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL PLC, MANDATED ME TO LOOK FOR ANY KNOWN RELATION OF MR RICHARD PETERSON.
MR.RICHARD PETERSON DEPOSITED IN OUR BANK THE SUM OF SIXTEEN MILLION EIGHT HUNDREN THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLAR(16.8MILLIONS USD).AFTER HIS DEATH 5/1/03.I HAVE TRIED TO TRACE ANY OF HIS RELATIONS BUTTO KNOW AVAIL.SINCE YOU ARE A FOREIGNER I AM ASKING YOUR CO-OPERATIONFOR US TO CLAIM THIS FUND, ( YOU AND ME) IS JUST FOR ME TO PRESENT YOUTO MY BANK AS THE NEXT OF KIN.I ONLY HAVE TO APPROVE YOU,THIS FUNDWILL BE PAY TO YOU AS THE BENEFICIARY IMMEDIATELY. FOR US TO PROCEED FURTHER,DO FORWARD ME YOUR FULL NAME, ADDRESS, PHONENUMBER, YOUR COMPANY NAME IF ANY,YOUR OCCUPATION THESE INFORMATION AREVITAL TO THE SUCCESS OF THIS TRANSACTION.
YOUR INFORMATION IS WHAT I WILL PRESENT TO MY BANK SO THAT THEY CANOFFICIALLY REGISTER YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO MR.RICHARDPETERSON,AFTER THE REGISTRATION OF YOUR NAME AS THE NEXT OF KIN,THEFUND IN MR.RICHARD PETERSON ACCOUNT WITH US WILL BE TRANSFER TO YOU.NOTE THAT THIS IS RISK FREE BUSINESS.THIS TRANSACTION WILL COMMENCEIMMEDIATELY THERE IS INTEREST FROM YOU.
AFTER WE THROUGH AND THE FUND IS SUCCESSFULLY TRANSFER INTO YOUR BANKACCOUNT,I WILL TRAVEL TO MEET YOU UP OVER THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY FORTHE SHARING.
BE REST ASSURE THAT EVERYTHING IS GOING TO WORK OUT PERFECTLY WELL,REMEMBER I WORK HERE WITH THE BANK THAT MAKE IF VERY EASY FOR US.I HAVE ATTACHED MY INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT TO YOU SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE A BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF ME
THIS IS MY DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER : 234 - 702 - 801 - 5457 YOU CANCALL ME ANY TIME.I WILL CALL YOU IMMEDIATELY I HAVE YOUR PHONENUMBER.PLEASE FEEL VERY FREE TO ASK ME ANY QUESTIONMAY GOD BLESS YOU.WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
BEST REGARDS,
MR.ABU MARWA.

Harold Stassen
Sent: Wed 3/12/08

Thank you very much, Mr. Abu, for contacting me. This transaction sounds very interesting, but I have a couple of questions:

1.) Why was I chosen? I do not wish to, as they say, "look down the gift horse's throat", but would like to know why I am so lucky.

2.) How did you know I was a foreigner? I have been in this country since 50 years. My fatherland is Germany, then I spent some time in Russia, followed by several years in Spandau then Argentina. Finally, Helga and I arrived here in the United States where I became a citizen along with her in a ceremony conducted on the White House lawn by Herr Nixon, the then leader. Pardon me if I ramble a bit, but Helga's passing away last year makes me anxious to speak of her.

Also, I did not receive your passport - I just began using computerized mail since Dear Helga passed, so perhaps it was missed by me on how to open it?

The informations you need are as follows:

Name: Harold Stassen
Address: 6214 East 47th Street
[in Chicago, this would be about 6 miles out in Lake Michigan]
Suite 69
Phone: I have none - I have been deaf since 1945 from a military injury. Helga used to use the phone for me, but I took it out when she passed away.
Company: None/Retired
Occupation: Retired Military/Investments

I hope this helps you. Please tell me what to do next.

Yours,

H. S.
Abu Marwa
Subject: THANKS SO MUCH
Sent: Thu 3/13/08

DEAR BELOVED FRIEND,

I AM SO SORRY TO HEAR OF YOUR CONDITION,DO NOT WORRY OUR GOD IS IN CONTROL.THANKS SO MUCH FOR SENDING ME THE NECCESSARY INFORMATION NEEDED FOR US TO MOVE AHEAD.FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING I WILL PROCEED IMMEDIATELY IN FORWARDING YOUR NAME TO OUR FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT SO THAT THEY CAN OFFICIALLY REGISTER YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN.

BUT BEFORE I DO THAT,I DEEM IS NECCESSARY YOU HAVE ALL INFORMATION ABOUT ME SO THAT YOU CAN BE REST ASSURED THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS LEGITIMATE WITHOUT ANY RISK INVOLVED.

MY PERSONAL INFORMATION ARE :
WORKING ADDRESS : OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL PLC,OZUMBA MBADIWE AVENUE, VICTORIA ISLAND - NIGERIA.
HOME ADDRESS : 23 B TOYIN CLOSE,TOYIN STREET,IKEJA-LAGOS,NIGERIA.
STATE OF ORIGIN : LAGOS STATE.
I HAVE ALSO ATTACHED MY INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT,MY FACE IN ON IT CLEARLY.
I AM MARRIED WITH A CHILD,MY WIFE NAME IS : MARY IMAFIDON MARWA.
MY LITTLE BOY NAME IS : KEN MARWA.
MY TELEPHONE NUMBER : 234 - 234 - 702 - 801 - 5457.

I HAVE ATTACHED AGAIN A COPY OF MY INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE A BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF ME BEFORE WE FINALLY MEET.

IF THERE IS ANY FURTHER INFORMATION YOU NEED PLEASE LET ME KNOW,I WILL ALSO BEG THAT YOU LET ME TRUST YOU,I AM PUTTING MY LIFE INTO THIS AND THE LIFE OF MY FAMILY,PLEASE LET THIS TRANSACTION REMAIN VERY CONFIDENTIAL BETWEEN US.

AFTER WE ARE THROUGH,I WILL TRAVEL FROM YOU TO JOIN YOU UP OVER THERE,THIS MEANS THE WHOLE FUND WILL BE TRANSFER TO YOU FROM MY BANK,I WILL COME OVER TO MEET YOU UP FOR MY SHARE.

I ASK THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY FEAR OK,REMEMBER I WORK AT THE BANK HERE,YOU CAN SEE THAT I AM PUTTING MY FAMILY LIFE INTO IT TOO,THAT SHOULD TELL YOU THAT THERE IS NO RISK OF ANY KIND.

TOMORROW MORNING,I WILL PROCEED IN FORWARDING YOUR NAME TO THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT SO THAY THE CAN OFFICIALLY REGISTER YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN,AFTER THE REGISTRATION,THEY WILL GIVE US INSTRUCTION ON HOW TO MOVE AHEAD.

MAY GOD BLESS YOU.WAITING TO READ FROM YOU.

BEST REGARDS,

MR.ABU MARWA.
Harold Stassen
Sent: Thu 3/13/08 5:02 PM
To: abu marwa (abu.marwa01@gmail.com)

You are a true friend - gemutlich as we would say.

I once was almost about to journey to your fair continent, Afrika, but had to go east to face the Bolsheviks. Another story, another time, perhaps.

It would be very nice if we could settle this by April 20th - we are planning a large birthday celebration here and this would be wonderful time to unveil these news.

Yours,

H. S.

[April 20th is Hitler's birthday - Fuehrergeburtstag]

Abu Marwa
Subject: GOOD NEWS(URGENT REPLY PLEASE)
Sent: Fri 3/14/08

Dear Beloved Harold Stassen,

I am so happy to let you know that I have already forwarded your Bank to the account Department in regard to the transfer, Your Information was registered down and they are awaiting further documentation for proceedings from us.I tried also to call you this morning but your line was not going,I will try again later today.

Please know that for us to successfully execute the transaction. We Must need the services of a OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL NIGERIA PLC accredited Attorney who will represent you in filling required applications and other required documents to the bank so that the bank will give an approval, recognizing you as the next of kin of the late Mr. Richard Peterson.

This approval automatically makes you the sole beneficiary to his account balance with the OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL PLC OF NIGERIA.The money will be then released and transfer to your own bank account,after which I will also come over to meet with you personally for the sharing according to our agrees ratio.

Please, you must not let this Attorney know that I have any personal interest in this transaction. However, any document/proof demanded by the Attorney, all you should do is to let me know, I will advise you on what to do on each step.

Here is the Name and Email address of the OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONALPLC OF NIGERIA Accredited Attorney:
Attorney Name : Barrister Prince Adams.
Attorney E-mail : barristeradams44@yahoo.com
I have draft an a note bellow which you need to send to the Attorney, Please let me know immediately you have sent the information below to the Attorney and I am waiting to hear from you after you must have read this email. Concerning the proof that you are a relative/next of kin to the late Mr. Richard Peterson, I am in charge of the investigations department in my bank do not worry I will take care of that ok.

Sincerely yours,

Mr.Abu Marwa.

Below is a draft of what you should send to the Attorney,

Attn : Barrister Prince Adams.
Dear Sir,

I am Harold Stassen,maternal relative of late Mr.Richard Peterson withAccount Number : 00111 674 00231 with the OCEANIC INTERNATIONAL BANKNIGERIA PLC .

Due to my busy schedule I will not afford the time to come to Nigeriafor the purpose of this transaction. I therefore request you to represent me as the Next of kin of late Mr.Richard Peterson to claim my late Uncle's fund that he left with the oceanic bank international plc at the time of his death .Please do get back to me on what next to do.

Thank you for your anticipated co-operation as I wait. for your response.

Yours Sincerely,
Harold Stassen.

Harold Stassen
Sent: Fri 3/14/08

Dear Freund Abu:

While I deeply appreciate your strenuous efforts on my behind, your letter (replicated bellow) has fill me with consern.

You say you called me. I told you I do not have a telephone. I am deaf since 1945 when taking aim with a panzerfaust at a Bolshevik tank moving along the Alexanderplatz and the panzerfaust ejaculated prematurely, rupturing my ear drums. [Those suckers are loud.] Helga, my dear, dead, departed wife, used to do my telephoneing for me, but since she departed recently I removed the telephone and have just so recently adopted computerized mail as my select form of communications.

Also, you wish me to say the departed Mr Pederast is my departed uncle. And I at age 96! Who would believe such a thing? Not that I am 96, but that I have a uncle who would be much older.

I know you are a kind man. Your picture tells me so. Dear, departed Helga had hobbies of phrenology, the study of heads and stuff, to tell people's character, and some of it rubbed off on me and I see you are good. I worry that you are 1.) perhaps new at your job and got it through connexions. Please do not be offended! I wish to help. We had such a man with us outside Smolensk in 1942 - he was the nephew of Grossadmiral Karl Doenitz. Duncan made bloody messes of the very simpler of thing, even patrol! He had his rank because of his uncle. Dear man that he was, we did not trust him but could not do nothing because of his high connexions. His luck was good, though, and he survived the war, moving to Pakistan to open his eponymous pastry shoppe. I do not think it, but if you ARE the son or something of someone high, rethink your career path. 2.) You are most likely overworked and allowing your subordinate untermensch to do your work for you. This is what I feel is happening - and I warn you, as a man who has lead other men into battle, this can be disasterous! Your overwork may require you to take some restful holiday when our transactions are consumated - I find the Wisconsin Dells a wonderful place to relax, boat, ski, drink beer with gnadige fraulein - you know the rest! Please take this to heart.

Please reply to me very soonest you are able to reply. We must have a better idea than I am somebodys 96 years nephew.

Yours,

H. S.

[A "panzerfaust" is a single shot German bazooka used in WWII]

Abu Marwa
Subject: My Dear Beloved Harold Stassen
Sent: Sat 3/15/08

My Dear Beloved Harold Stassen,

Thanks so much for your mail,I am also very grateful to you on your advice,I have been working too much recently and it is truly affecting my composion.

Immediately after this transaction I will take a rest if possible resign from the Banking job.I ask that you please try all you can to contact the barrister,send him the draft I ask you to send to him on my previous mail,It is through him the Bank will respond in the completion of this transaction.

I am looking at us getting all roundup this very next week.I await to read from you.Please is important you send that draft to the Barrister for proceeding.

Looking Forward in seeing you soon.

Best Regards,

Mr.Abu Marwa.
Harold Stassen
Sent: Sat 3/15/08

My friend Mr Abu:

Please, please slow down. Your overbusyness in your job and perhaps the vision of our forthcoming profits are making you forgetful and careless. Jog your memory banks and reread my last message. I am 96 years old of age! I cannot have an uncle! Not at my 96 years of age! I did have one uncle who departed many, many years ago. I am enclosing his photograph - the only one of him I do have at my dear departed Helga's and my wedding in 1941. He is the one standing with the bumbershoot in front on the right. What age do you think he would have now? 116?



[From the collection of "Harold Stassen"]

Please my friend relax. We have time. Planning is most important in any campaign. Had the dummkopf in Berlin only made more time for plans I would now be sitting in a luxury penthouse in Moscow drinking schnapps and fraternizing with Ukranian peasant girls.

I am anxiety like you to consumate our relationship, but we must be careful. You young people are so much in hurries.

Please give me another story to send, like I am the uncle of Mr Pederast, or perhaps his maternal grandfather. Easy, nicht wahr?

Wanting to hear about you.

Yours,

H. S.
Abu Marwa
Sent: Mon 3/17/08

Hello My Dear Beloved Harold Stassen,
Good Morning to you,Hope you had a wonderful weekend,I had a perfectrest all through the Weekend.

I saw your mail, You are very right, Just send the bellow mail to the Barrister that way. ok, do not include uncle on it,Just the way I wrote it.

Waiting to read from you.

Best Regards,

Mr.Abu Marwa.

[HIS DRAFT AGAIN - UNCHANGED]

Attn : Barrister Prince Adams.

Dear Sir,

I am Harold Stassen, blah, blah, blah

Harold Stassen
Sent: Mon 3/17/08

Excellent, Mr Abu! Now you are gas cooking. I cannot overemphasize the value of rest before a strenuous venture. Please relax yourself whenever you can and then we will be successful.

I will send the item to the barrister very soon, just as you have composed it. While we are waiting to hear from him, please send me some details about the life of the late Mr Rickard Pederson. Do you have knowledge of his work, his education, his living address and such. Even the smallest detail will help us in our endeavour. As an investigator you will be able to find out much, and keep your purpose secretive! You and I should be the only persons knowing this informations. I quote from a saying we used much in the war: The slip of a lip can sink a ship. Semper fi, Mac! Take this to heart.

Will I hear from you soon?

Yours,

H. S.
Harold Stassen
Subject: FW: Estate of Mr.Richard Peterson
Sent: Mon 3/17/08

Mr Abu, here is what I sent to the bannister.

Much lucks.

H. S.

From: Harold Stassen
To: barristeradams44@yahoo.com
Subject: Estate of Mr.Richard Peterson
Date: Mon, 17 Mar 2008

Attn : Barrister Prince Adams.

Dear Sir, I am Harold Stassen, maternal relative [Éetc.]

Barrister Prince Adams
Date: Tue, 18 Mar 2008
From: barristeradams44@yahoo.com
Subject: Attn: Harold Stassen.
To: Harold Stassen

Prince Adams & Co. Chambers,
12 Toyin Street,
Ikeja, Lagos,
Nigeria.
Tel: 234 - 8055 - 124- 041

Attn: Harold Stassen,

Dear sir,

I am pleased to receive your email asking for my legal services in claiming Your late uncle fund as next of kin.
From the little investigation I did with your uncle name and account Number today, I can Authoritatively confirm to you the existence of your uncle fund with Oceanic International bank Nigeria plc.

I have attached the Documents I was given by the Bank on the requires I need to present to file a claim on your Name as the next of Kin.
Let me know if to proceed further.

Thanking you once again for allowing me to represent you.

Yours Faithfully,

Barrister Prince Adams.


Harold Stassen

[The ersatz German is my attempt to say "Pull your head out of your ass!"]

Sent: Tue 3/18/08
To: abu marwa (abu.marwa01@gmail.com)

Mr Abu:

What is this???

Read below - "legal services in claiming Your late uncle fund" - UNMOGLICH!!! I thought we had settled this and we had decided that since I am 96 years of old age that it is very not possiblity to have such an ancient one as a relative! Herausreißen deinen kopf aus deinen Arsch!

Your many carelessnesses will create trouble for us two, but mostly for you. Bumbling like this almost cost us Guadalcanal and Bunker Hill.

I wait to hear some explanatory words of this miserableness of mistake.

Yours,

H. S.

[Here "bellow" was the previous message sent from the barrister.]

Abu Marwa

[He sends two mails the same day saying basically the same thing ]

Subject: Reply
From: abu marwa (abu.marwa01@gmail.com)
Sent: Wed 3/19/08 1:36 AM, 4:41PM

Dear Harold Stassen,

I am so happy that the Barrister has contacted you back,Do not look at the "UNCLE" Mistakes from the Barrister also.What is neccessary is that the Bank has accepted your Name as the Next of Kin.

What I think you should,Is to ask the Barrister to proceed further.Do also makesure you send him the Bank account information you want the Fund to be transfer into.Please contact the Barrister and tell him to move ahead for us.We are so close to the finishing of this transaction

Best Regards,

Mr.Abu Marwa.
Harold Stassen

[On this date I answered the barrister first, then Abu]

To Barrister Prince Adams
[This is a poem by Rilke I found on the web]

Sent: Wed 3/19/08 5:12 PM
To: Barrister Adams (barristeradams44@yahoo.com)

Herr: es ist Zeit. Der Sommer war sehr groß.
Leg deinen Schatten auf die Sonnenuhren,
und auf den Fluren laß die Winde los.

Befiel den letzten Früchten voll zu sein;
gib ihnen noch zwei südlichere Tage,
dränge sie zur Vollendung hin und jage
die letzte Süße in den schweren Wein.

Wer jetzt kein Haus hat, baut sich keines mehr.
Wer jetzt allein ist, wird Es lange bleiben,
wird wachen, lesen, lange Briefe schreiben
und wird in den Alleen hin und her
unruhig wandern, wenn die Blätter treiben.

Yours,

H. S.


To Abu Marwa: (This is an answer to his first where he says we're close to finishing)

Sent: Wed 3/19/08 5:50 PM
To: abu marwa (abu.marwa01@gmail.com)

Yes, Mr Abu, we are VERY close to the finishing off this transaction. But it is YOU who will make it finish at an unprofitabble place!

I have by cleverness of subterfuge put off the Barrister, sending him informations which is in my native tongue. Should he wish to make translation of my missive he will discover it is only my native German translation of the song "Mairzy Doats" and be in much confusion. Now to you, sir.

You have with much deliberateness ignored my requests for additional informations regarding Mr Peters, and with much laxative failed to read the Barrister's message to me. This transaction is very VERY BIG! We are not stealing pennines from grandmothers pocket book, but $16.8M dollars US! Do you think they will be such fools as to say, "Oh, Mr 96 Years of Age Man, you say you are the nephew of this very young man so it must be so, so here, have his money." Not bloody likely! I have gone so far with you in what you and I must know is criminal activities because the reward of such undertakings is large, but so is the riskyness of it all. We, if caught, will not be sent to our homes with stern warnings - we will be sent to a jail where we will become the boy toy pets of tattooed gangstas! Mark my words.

If you wish to my continuance, do the following and do them quickly:
1.) Send me the informations asked for about Mr Richard. How old was his age upon death? Where he live? and the like.
2.) Send me the informations the Barrister Prince has wanted, the like being Letter of Affidavid from the Court, the Death Certificate, and the Legality Certificate.
3.) Other covering informations.

If I see such in my computer mail soon, I will know we are going to be partners - and RICH PARTNERS at that. If I see nothing, well, this entire incidences with just be water off my back.

Please write soon.

Yours,

H. S.
Barrister Prince Adams
He's reduced the amount from $16.8M to $14.2M - can't keep his scams straight.
On the web at:
http://www.sdasingles.org/s/forum/forumDisplay.asp?forumcat_id=9&thread_id=7315
there's another scam mail Barrister Prince Adams sent out with the $14.2M figure.


From: Barrister Adams (barristeradams44@yahoo.com)
Sent: Thu 3/20/08 2:14 AM

Date :20th,March, 2008.

Attention : Harold Stassen,

Sir,

In respect to the Development today at the Bank: The Bank stated that the Whole $14.2million can not be transfer at once today.That it is $7.1 million USD That can be transfer today and tomorrow the balance $7.1 million.

For the First Batch to be completely approved today for the transfer,It is Compulsory/non negotiable that I submit to them today also the Requried documents,which was previously attached to you. This Document are :

(a) Letter Of Affidavit From a Federal High Court
(b) Dead Certificate of the decease
(c) Certificate of Legality.

This three Documents will cost $1500 to obtain them.I advice you send the fees $1500 to me via western union money transfer.Send it Directly to my Name.

Name : PRINCE ADAMS,
City:LAGOS,
Country: NIGERIA.

It is important I obtain the Documents needed and also get them submitted today for the approval of the fund for transfer.It will totally be impossible to proceed without those requiried documents by the Foreign Remittance Department.

Secondly,You are to send A photocopies of your international passport or driver license through email attachment to me,This has to be presented along with the required documents.

Thirdly : The Bank Account Information you want the Fund to be transfer into.

I await to receives the $1500 including other named requiries immediately to enable me proceed further.

Yours Faithfully,
Barrister Prince Adams.

Tel. : 234 - 8055 - 124 - 041.
Harold Stassen
[The following are off a page on the web that had translations of one of the Harry Potter books in German. I didn't have anything else to say.]

Sent: Fri 3/21/08
To: Barrister Adams (barristeradams44@yahoo.com)

Im Ligusterweg Nummer 4 war mal wieder bereits beim Frühstück Streit ausgebrochen.
Diese Narbe machte Harry sogar in der Welt der Zauberer zu etwas ganz Besonderem.
Gut - ich fahr in die Stadt und hol die Smokings für mich und Dudley ab.« Tante Petunia, knochig und pferdegesichtig, wirbelte herum und schaute konzentriert aus dem Küchenfenster.
Harry wusste genau, dass Dudley Tante Magdas Umarmungen nur ertrug, weil er dafür gut bezahlt wurde.
Mir ist er immer schräg vorgekommen«, verkündete sie nach dem vierten Glas Sherry den begierig lauschenden Dörflern.
Da ein Mord an den Riddles nicht zu beweisen war, musste die Polizei Frank laufen lassen.

Seine,

H. S.
Barrister Prince Adams
Sent: Sat 3/22/08 6:31 AM

Attention : Harold Stassen,

Sir,

Prior to your last mail,The Bank can only proceed when the Documentation they asked for is provided,These Document stand as a proof that truely you are the Next Of Kin. I will move ahead upon hearing from you.


Yours Faithfully, Barrister Prince Adams.
Tel. : 234 - 8055 - 124 - 041.
Harold Stassen
Sent: Sat 3/22/08 8:22 AM
To: Barrister Adams (barristeradams44@yahoo.com)

Mr Barrister:

Thank you for your splendid computer mail. I have read it, and the other one you send some days with the bank document. You will make pardons with me perhaps, sir, but I am an old man and have survived by trusting my deep feelings. The recordings I have in my possession show that Mr Pederast died leaving an estate in excess of $16M dollars USD. Yet you say me, and I am making quoting:

"The Bank stated that the Whole $14.2million can not be transfer at once today."

This has raised the red flag with me, and when I tell you my history you will see I am a man who does not like red flags. When I do math on these numbers, I find that $2.6M dollars USD are gone! Does my picture get to you? Where have the additional fundings gone?

I have the documents you have requested and will forward them to your chambers when I am satisfied that the sum of dollars we are discussing equals the sum I am expecting.

Please let me hear from you soon. And again I must beg pardons of you if it seems that I am a cranky old man. I have not had good experiences with barristers. I hope I am wrong in this current case.

Yours,

H. S.
Abu Marwa
Subject: Reply Urgently
Sent: Sun 3/23/08 1:12 AM
To: Harold Stassen

My Dear Beloved Brother,

Sorry for getting back to you very late,The Net Server here was verydown.And yesterday I went for a Church Programm I came back very late at night.

In regards to your request,I will be sending them to your on Monday Morning,I have all information about Mr,Richard Peterson in my file, The only problem there now is the documents in which the Barrister ask for, I do not have that one. I think you should write himand tell him to help us obtain those three Documents the Bank need before the fund can be accredited to your Name for transfer.

I await to hear from you,We should be rounding up this transaction this very week.May God Bless you.

Best Regards,

Mr.Abu Marwa.
Barrister Prince Adams
Sent: Mon 3/24/08 7:01 AM

Attention : Harold Stassen,

Sir,

I have already made verification about your Fund in account Number :00111 674 00231, Ref No : 373131/ocbi/0001. The Amount you stated on the Statment of Account given to me By the Bank is what I made mention to you which is 414.2million.I have attached to you the statement of account so that you can see it yourself.

I await those documents required by the Bank to enable me move ahead,I also ask you send me your nominated Bank Account in which you want the transfer to be made into.Conclussion can only be reach when the required documents are received.

I await your mail for proceedings.

Yours Faithfully,

Barrister Prince Adams.

Tel. : 234 - 8055 - 124 - 041.


Harold Stassen
Sent: Mon 3/24/08 4:56 PM
To: abu marwa

Mr Abu:

I hope the weekend of the holiday was a good one for you and your family, that you got rest and had time to get the informations I requested of you.

In the mean time, I am sending you the message from the lawyer about the bank. It worries me - this barrister fellow says we have only $14.2M dollars USD coming to our accounts, when we know it is much more than that. Is this guy a crook? Maybe your investigation department should make investigations of him. It looks like he is trying to pull my business over my eyes.

I am hoping to write something to him tomorrow - IF I have the informations you said you would send by me. You promised this to me yesterday, and here it is now, already today.

Write soon.

Yours,
H. S.

[I forwarded him the barrister's messages]

Abu Marwa
Subject: THANKS
Sent: Mon 3/24/08 5:18 PM

Dear Harold Stassen,

I saw the mail you forwarded to me from the Barrister,Yes the Barrister is right about the amount,He has the latest of the figure in Late Mr.Richard Peterson Account,Please do not send him any mail that are not ok,He is absolutely right.

Let me know the development you have gone with him,Waiting to read from you.

Abu Marwa.
Harold Stassen
Sent: Mon 3/24/08 5:22 PM
To: abu marwa

Well, Mr Abu:

Weren't you going to send me more informations of Mr Richard? I need to know things of him like his death date, his hair color, his size and things? You are an investigator - do you have some photos or other things? It will make me more perusable in the eyes of the barrister to have these things in my possession so I can send them to him.

Send soon.

Yours,
H. S.
Harold Stassen
Sent: Mon 3/24/08 6:41 PM
To: Barrister Adams (barristeradams44@yahoo.com)

Good evening, Mr Barrister Prince Adams:

I guess I am mistaking in a couple of things. And they are

1.) The amount of moneys you are having, or should I say, Richard WAS having, dear departed boy. So, $14.2M Dollars USD is it - you have proven me. and

2.) The documents. I was thinking I did have the documents in my bureau drawer, but they may have been disappeared by my cleaning wench. I had to fire her for stealing my things, and maybe she is the one who made the important documents go from my presence.

Let us move forward ahead. The ball is in your net. What do you wish me to do for you? Tell me soon.

Yours,
H. S.
Abu Marwa
Subject: REPLY
Sent: Tue 3/25/08 3:55 AM
To: Harold Stassen

INFORMATION ABOUT LATE MR RICHARD PETERSON:

MR.RICHARD PETERSON IS 72 YEARS OF AGE,HE DEAD ON 5TH JANUARY 2003, WITH HIS WIFE AND ONLY SON MELVIN PETERSON IN A PLANE CLASH.

LATE MR.RICHARD PETERSON IS FROM SAO PAULO,BRAZIL IN SOUTH AMERICA.BUT HE WAS WORKING FOR THE NATIONAL NIGERIA PETROLUM COOPORATION HERE IN NIGERIA(N.N.P.C) AS A CONTRATOR.

HIS ADDRESS IS LAGOS,NIGERIA IS : NO 15B ADEMOLA CRESENT VICTORIA ISLAND LAGOS,NIGERIA.

THIS ARE HIS INFORMATION ON MY FILE HERE,EVERY OTHER ONE HAS TO DO WITH HIS SAVINGS HERE IN OUR BANK.

WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY.PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW FAR YOU HAVE GONE WITH THE BARRISTER.

BEST REGARDS,

MR.ABU MARWA.
Barrister Prince Adams
Date: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:21:19 -0700
From: barristeradams44@yahoo.com
Subject: $1,500 IS NEEDED TO OBTAINS THOSE DOCUMENTS.

Attention : Harold Stassen,

Sir,

You need to send me $1500 to obtain these three documents requested by the Bank to effect the Change to your Name as the Beneficiary to the Account,Before the Fund can be transfer to any nominated Bank account by you.This Documents Are :

(a) Letter Of Affidavit From a Federal High Court
(b) Dead Certificate of the decease
(c) Certificate of Legality.

This three Documents will cost $1500 to obtain them.I advice you send the fees $1500 to me via western union money transfer.Send it directly to me.
Name : PRINCE ADAMS,
City:LAGOS,
Country: NIGERIA.

I await urgent reply from you to enable me proceed further.

Yours Faithfully,

Barrister Prince Adams.

Tel. : 234 - 8055 - 124 - 041.
Harold Stassen
[I found a web site with the most expensive karaoke equipment there was.
"kriegslieder" is German for "war songs"
"Führergeburtstag" is German for the Fuehrer's Birthday, April 20]


To: barristeradams44@yahoo.com
Date: Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:56:27 -0500

Mr Barrister,

I am sorry but right now I am in the middle of organizing the Kriegslieder Karaoke Kompetition for the FŸhrergeburtstag celebration and this year they are not letting us rent the equipment, but will make us buy the equipment. It is very expensive and has to come out of my own pockets - see here?
http://www.karaokewh.com/item_details.cfm/ProdID/9954-karaoke.html

While the cost for this is coming from my own purse, I will talk with my kameraden to see perhaps if they will loan me what you ask for. In either way, when this is over I will have much cash - I will again talk with you soon.

Yours,
H. S.
Abu Marwa
Subject: Good Morning
Sent: Wed 3/26/08 2:56 AM

My Dear Beloved,

Thanks so much for your advice to me on your last mail,I truly appreciate every single word you use there,I will slow down on my work.I do not know what you think about the Barrister,I can on my own that he is a good Man,he is also a Christian,You can also see that he has not ask us is legal fees,He said he will ask when the fund is transfer into your account.

Press the Barrister further to hurry up so that the Fund can be transfer to you.Let me know how far you have gone with him.Looking Forward in seeing you very soon.

Best Regards,

Mr.Abu Marwa.
Harold Stassen
Sent: Wed 3/26/08 1:08 PM
To: abu marwa

Mr Abu:

Thank you for your kind and consideration letter - it does my heart much good to hear the young speak so.

I warn you, that schweinhund barrister is up to tricks. You write me "You can also see that he has not ask us is legal fees,He said he will ask when the fund is transfer into your account." Read it below - he wants moneys now for the things he said he would not ask us for moneys for!

I have writ him to tell him of an unexpected expense I am having for this upcoming April 20 - see here:
http://www.karaokewh.com/item_details.cfm/ProdID/9954-karaoke.html

I do have moneys but not in excess because of this unexpected thing for the Kreigslieder Karaoke Kompetition on 20 April. I will receive my Wehrmacht pension for the month of April soon - do you think he can be made passive for this time? Or is there some other way we may obtain what he is asking for? But I have to tell you straight in your ear and yours only - I do not trust this barrister! Barristers are the bastard offspring of prostitutes and barnyard animals! Do not trust him either yourself. Use your investigation abilities to check into his past. Perhaps you will find he is a Communist or a Social Democrat - or maybe he favors the young boys? You will see - I will work over here to keep him busy while you, as we say, "Put him under the microscope."

I must go - Rolf picks me up soon for the Kompetition, which I do not enter, but collect fees for entering.

Yours,
H. S.

READ HERE MR BARRISTERS MAIL TO ME THIS DAY!

[I forwarded the barrister's previous e-mail about needing $1500]

Abu Marwa
Subject: Reply Urgentlyß
Sent: Thu 3/27/08 3:12 AM
To: Harold Stassen

Good Morning,

I saw the mail you forwarded to me from the Barrister,I have investigated what he said the Bank needs to move ahead for us,He is very correct.

I will beg you try and send him the $1500 so that he can obtain the Documents submit it to the Bank for them to effect the Change to your Name as the Beneficiary,Once that is done,You now have full access to the fund in the account,You can request the Bank to make the transfer immediately into any nominated Bank account by youi.

Please we need to co-operate with the Barrister for a quick finishing.Reply me urgently.

Abu Marwa.
Harold Stassen
Sent: Thu 3/27/08 5:30 AM
To: abu marwa

Mr Abu:

I understands - you investigated the documentary thing, but have you investigated HIM?

I will wrote him later on today - I must leave the house now for some busness.

Yours,
H. S.
Harold Stassen
To: barristeradams44@yahoo.com
Date: Thu, 27 Mar 2008 18:28:02 -0500

Mr Barrister Adams,

I beg you to indulge me for making you wait so salaciously for me to write. Bless you.

As I have said, right now, at this moment, I have had much out of the pocket unexpected expense, so much that for the time being I will be living on canned foods. You wish us to hurry, and I am sure you wish to clear your docket, and I agree this is a good thing to do, but right now I will not be able to get you the money which you needs because of unexpected expense and need to buy food and rent.

As you well yourself know, soon I will have in my possessions $7.1Million dollars of the elusive spondulix and will be willing to increment your fees to twice what you now ask if you will humbly spot me the $1500. I can read from your mails that you are a good man - I hope you can read that I am just like you are. Do this and we will have the money we need for ourselves and all will be well.

If this is not unacceptable for you, then I ask that you do other things until my pension will come in, or until after April 20th when I will have many Reichsmarks to pay all the fees I currently need to pay.

The tennis ball is there for you to hit.

Yours,
H. S.
Harold Stassen
(Forwarded the above message to the Barrister)

Sent: Thu 3/27/08 6:39 PM
To: abu marwa

Mr Abu,

I have sent this message to the barrister. He will jump at like an animal jumps to something. Barrister greed will win out for us, you betcha!

I expect to hear good tidings from him soon.

In the mean time, good tidings to you.

Get rest!

Yours,
H. S.
Abu Marwa
Subject: URGENT URGENT URGENT.
Sent: Thu 3/27/08 5:16 PM
To: Harold Stassen

My Dear Beloved Brother

Let me also use this opportunity to say a big thank you for been there for me to work with.Thank God also that the Barrister has made so much process.The Barrister said that if he can submit the Three documents by tomorrow the first batch of the fund ($7.1million Dollars) will be transfer into your Bank account.

He said the Amount to obtain the three Documents is $1500.Please we have to cooperatively get this fees settle so that he can obtains this documents for proceeding.Right here I only have just $500.Please can you raise the balance $1000.If yes,Do please get it send through Western Union to the Barrister Name : Prince Adams,Lagos - Nigeria.

I will await to hear from you urgently so that we can move ahead.Do please do all you can to send $1000 today please,I assure you that the transfer will be tomorrow.I will also be coming over very soon to join you up over there.

Urgent reply needed please.

Mr.Abu Marwa
Harold Stassen
Sent: Thu 3/27/08 6:09 PM
To: abu marwa

Mr Abu:

I see your urgent message, and I also can know with not looking at the calendar that we are at the end of another week! How is this? You are full of tension and excitements, that is how I can tell. HURRY, HURRY, HURRY you say - do not say this! I have told you before you young people are full of hurrys, and where does it get you? Dead, very early, very dead! I must advice you as a friend to see your doktor - my guess is you have very high blood pressures.

I also have told you that right now I have no excess of money until my pension comes to me - this pension will arrive soon, and in April, which is also soon.With your help as chief instigator at the bank, yoou will make sure nobod else comes to take away the late Richards money, so we will have it.

If you would like me to do it, I will write to the barrister and tell him to be calm and patience and soon things will be as okay. Okay?

I too am grateful to the one true God for bringing us together, but rememberr he can be a vengeful god if you push Him. Take your rest tomorrow and all is well. On Monday you will again be the jolly Mr Abu I call a friend.

Your friend,
Harold
Barrister Prince Adams
Date: Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:53:34 -0700
From: barristeradams44@yahoo.com

Attention : Harold Stassen,

Sir,

I received your mail,I would have love to help with my cash were by you pay me double as stated in your mail,Is just that I am completely out of cash for now.

I will proceed any thing I receives the fees for the documentation,which is needed to be submitted to the Bank for the approval of the fund to your Name.

Barrister Prince Adams.
Abu Marwa
Subject: Reply
Sent: Fri 3/28/08 10:31 AM
To: Harold Stassen

My Dear Brother,

I saw the mail you sent to the Barrister,Please let me know once you hear back from him to be sure of the next step.Waiting to hear from you.

Abu Marwa.
Harold Stassen
Sent: Fri 3/28/08 4:30 PM
To: Barrister Adams (barristeradams44@yahoo.com)

Mr Barrister Adams,

Greetings. I see your message and will reconsider my pauperly offer of twice the amount to 10 times the amount. That is $15,000 USD for your little works. Surely you have friends who would advance you such amounts for the big reward.

Looking to your answering me,

Yours,

H. S.
Harold Stassen
Sent: Fri 3/28/08 4:32 PM
To: abu marwa

Mr Abu, my friend,

Here is from the barrister - those vermine can smell salt! He is knowing I need him now and looks to make more money from me, but the reward is great and I will entice him.

Rest well, my friend, and we will communicate soon.

Yours,
H. S.
Abu Marwa
Subject: PLEASE LET HURRY UP
Sent: Sat 3/29/08 6:20 AM
To: Harold Stassen

My Dear Beloved Brother,

I saw your mail and that to the Barrister,I pray he accept to help usout with his money then we pay him ten times of his fees. Please press the Barrister Further and let me hear back from you.

Abu Marwa.
Harold Stassen
Sent: Sat 3/29/08 7:48 AM
To: abu marwa

Mr Abu,

Hold onto you horse! We are close to victory and you want to push to hard. I assure the barrister considers my offer of ten times his fees - right now he sits and cackles to himself in his chambers, rubbing his greedy barrister hands thinking to himself "I will make MORE money from Harold." This is the way of barristers, on this you can count.

I will make a prophecy - Mr Barrister Adams will write back to me soon saying something on the ordering of "You offer much, but I can tell you I do not have extra moneys and I must have the fees I tell you of." Ha! A barrister without money is like swine without filth - this is why they make themselves barristers, to get money and feed like maggots on the people coming to them for help. I know this from my own life. After the war I was put in prison for some time because of a rotten barrister and I have never forgiven them or their kind. Be wary of them for youself!

We will see he will come for more money and I will have to make dealing with him, but he will succomb to my viewpoints.

Relax and refresh youself today and Sunday, my friend. All will be well.

Yours,
H. S.
Barrister Prince Adams
Date: Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:37:25 -0700
From: barristeradams44@yahoo.com

To: Harold Stassen

Sir,

I have said if I have the needed fees for those documents required by the Bank I will help,I stated before,And I am saying it again,I do not have cash now.And morover we do not use our fund to sort out clients fees.

If you are ready please contact me.And do not push me,I have full dignity of my proffession. Barrister Prince Adams.
Harold Stassen
Sent: Mon 3/31/08 8:31 PM
To: Barrister Adams (barristeradams44@yahoo.com)

I have no desire to cast aspirations on the dignity of your noble profession - however, I have said before in earlier mails unexpeketd out of my wallet expenses have put me also into somewhat financial difficutlies at the present now.

We will need to wait until my pension will come soon, then you will again hear from me. And push me neither!

H. S.
Harold Stassen
To Abu Marwa
(Forwarded the mail from the Barrister)

Sent: Mon 3/31/08 8:38 PM

How are you, my friend? I trust you reasted and relaxed somewhat over the weekend days off.

Below I send you the message to the barrister - he has digninty! Ha! In Amerika it is said that 99% of the barristers here give the other 1% of the barristers a bad name. So true! This money grubber - but we will not speak of him.

In some time soon I will have my pension money and then we will continue working - in the while, have you had time to make an investigation of this man? You may have made dealings with him in the past - this does not mean he is an honorable man. I feel he is a wolf in the sheeps clothes. Please devote some time to this.

We will conclude our transaction for him soon, perhaps not as soon as we had wished, but we must be careful.

Best regards, and I wish to hear from you again soon,

Yours,
H. S.
Abu Marwa
Subject: GOOD MORNING
Sent: Tue 4/01/08 3:31 AM

To: Harold Stassen

My Dear Beloved Brother,

I saw your mail and that of the Barrister,I told you before he is a well respected Man,He is a very good Christian,Maybe that made him different from other Barristers,I know his Church,Most of his member call him Elder,Which means he has really grown in the Lord.I really do not need to investigate him any further,Is report with the Bank is very pure.I will advice we try and work with him.

If I may ask again when exactly do you hope we can be able to finalize this transaction with the Barrister so that the Fund can be approved on your Name then transfer into your Nominated Bank Account.

I await to hear from you.

Abu Marwa.
Harold Stassen

[We're getting close to having a payoff and I'm not experienced enough to take that on now, so I'm going to attack the barrister some more]

Sent: Tue 4/01/08 3:57 PM
To: abu marwa

So tell me, Mr Abu, what have you found out about Mr Barrister Prince Adams?

Yours,
H. S.
Harold Stassen
To Abu Marwa
(He hadn't answered me, so I initiated the contact here
The Google link I sent returns two "Barrister Prince Adams" results, both headed with "419 Scam")


Sent: Wed 4/02/08 5:18 AM
To: abu marwa

Mr Abu,

I think you know why I am writing and you don't writ back. YOU are the investigator. How come you never investigated to this?

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=t&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4DKUS_enUS246US246&q=%22barrister+prince+adams%22

Place this in your web browse application and see what comes to the screen - click on them - this proves he is not who he says he is, and it also proves you are not who you say you are! He is criminal - he does confidence trickery! An old man found this, not the "Chef Instigator" at a big time bank. You should be ashamed of youseff! I have told you in past correspondents that you can be careless - look at the lack of care you show here!

I feel it is time to stop our transactions. I have said to you I have no desire to return to prison, not for any amount of moneys. If I stays with you as a partner this surely will become so. Perhaps some day you will come to my country with some of the moneys you have gotten, but not with me as you patner. Let me know and we will have beers together maybe - we will laugh on this, but now I feel no laughter.

Yours,
H. S.
Abu Marwa
Subject: URGENT REPLY
Sent: Wed 4/02/08 7:18 AM
To: Harold Stassen

My Dear Beloved Brother,

I saw the verification you sent me about Barrister Prince Adams,I must confess that it must be another Prince Adams not the one I know.If only you can come and see him yourself,You will be certain and truly understand who he is.

I can vow for him myself because I know him.I await to know how we can move ahead.Waiting.

Best Regards,

Abu Marwa.
Harold Stassen
Sent: Wed 4/02/08 3:22 PM
To: abu marwa

I have told to you I do not trust barristers - I speciall do not trust people who play like they are barristers!

Did you not investigate him? Are you not an investigator??? Do you let your underlings do work that you take credit for????? It seems to be thus.

For my saftey, I looked for barristers in your country with the internet place Googol - this is what comes up! No barristers by the name of Prince Adam, but a tricky one who in his life I betcha don't do no honest works.

He first takes $2.6M USD dollars from the transaction you tell me of, then he pretends he has no money - and he has no sense! Who amongst us would not take ten times our fees for doing so little?

You have been fooled, my friend. I have trusts in you, but you act too swift. Some day you will be in much trouble, mark my words now. This is NOT a curse, but a prophetic offering!

Moving ahead? Not with this scum involved with our transaction, no siree bob!

Good luck, my friend, and stay yourself away from this devil and out of prison.

Yours,

H. S.
Abu Marwa

[I haven't lost him yet]

Subject: REPLY URGENTLY
Sent: Fri 4/04/08 2:49 AM
To: Harold Stassen

Dear Brother,

I have made verification about Barrister Prince Adams,Your are completely wrong about him,Any way.I am writing to ask you if you are still interested in moving ahead with me or not.

Reply needed.

Abu Marwa
Harold Stassen
Sent: Fri 4/04/08 5:07 AM
To: abu marwa

Abu,

You are making a BIG mistake with this man Adams. I hate to say it but I told you so, don't mind my preachin' to you. I said "don't trust 'em, baby" now you know you don't learn ev'rything there is to know in school. Wouldn't believe me when I gave advice, I said that he was a tease. If you want help you better ask me nice So be sincere, convince me with a "pretty please".

Yours,

H. S.

I'm surprised he wrote back, I just hope he's not a fan of the Beau Brummels
For the whole song, check out
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/the-beau-brummels-laugh-laugh-lyrics.html

Abu Marwa
Subject: REPLY URGENTLY
Sent: Sat 4/05/08 8:05 AM
To: Harold Stassen

My Dear Brother,

I saw your mail,If you do not trust the Barrister,Ok,But How can we move ahead,Maybe we should proceed alone,Even if we want to proceed with the Barrister we certainly needs those three documents to move ahead.

What do you advice we do.Waiting.

Abu Marwa.
Harold Stassen
Sent: Sat 4/05/08 9:25 AM
To: abu marwa

Mr Abu,

Seit nicht meshugge! Must I make all the plannings for us?

The answer is simple - use your investigations and discover aother barrister - one who can do the work we need to be done, and one who understands "business" - do you see? I am sure there is more than one single barrister nearby you! This time though however, send me his informations like his pictures and stuff before you ask me to make his acquaintance. I will need to check him out since you have a poor record at such things. I will write Barrister Prince Adams and tell him what I have discovered of him and treminate his soiveces.

Now I must ask you - are the person in charge of investigations at your big bank, or are you merely a newly apppointed junior person there? This is big deals and you handle this like it is not! I am blunt to be so sorry - you have much casualness with lots of dough - you are new to this, yes?

Write to me when you have the new barrister in tow.

H. S.
Harold Stassen
Sent: Sat 4/05/08 9:28 AM
To: Barrister Adams (barristeradams44@yahoo.com)

Dear Mr "Barrister Prince Adams"

You have tried to pull the wool down on me! I look for you on the internet to see about you and I find this. Stick this up your google and see what comes back to you!

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=t&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4DKUS_enUS246US246&q=%22Barrister+Prince+Adams%22

I am dispersing with your soiveces and am so inclined to write to your barrister association about your naughtiness!

You stink!

Harold Stassen
Abu Marwa
Date: Wed, 9 Apr 2008 01:35:53 -0700
To: Harold Stassen
Subject: Reply Me Urgently

Hello My Dear Brother,

I have gotten a new Lawyer who has been processing further for us,But Barrister Prince Adams insisted that we must pay him his fees,I told him yes already but that we be after this transaction.

The New Barrister Name is : Mr.Kehinde Odejimi,

His Emaill Address is : www.barrister14@yahoo.co.uk.

Please try and contact him.He also said we should get the Documents the Bank needs that is the only possible way we can move ahead.Waiting to read from you.

Abu Marwa.

[Scam-o-note: Prince Adams and Kehindi Odejimi may or may not be separate people from each other and Abu Marwa. If they are, then AM would be the first-tier scammer working out of a boiler room, and PA the 'closer', each working for a percentage of the loot (whatever they could leech you for, up to and including your life savings).]

Harold Stassen
Sent: Wed 4/09/08 5:16 AM
To: abu marwa

Mr Abu:

I have henceforth previously asked you to do the following regarding a new barrister:

This time though however, send me his informations like his pictures and stuff before you ask me to make his acquaintance

Before I wastes my time with Mr Kehinde Odejimi, what do you have of him? I see by the googling site he is maybe a spice man or lost - see here:

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=t&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4DKUS_enUS246US246&q=%22Kehinde+Odejimi%22

I will need other informations befoer I speak him.

H. S.

[Haven't heard from him in a while so I think this is it. Hopefully there'll be more - I had a lot of fun with these guys. We'll see.]

[Puzzled? Disoriented? Vision blurry? See The Main Page.]