I think I found a new scam for ya

I was on Yahoo Instant Messanger a couple nights ago, and someone by the name
of "usman tijani" im'ed me and started to tell me this story about how he/she
had 36 million dollars in NIGERIA and that he/she wanted to invest it in a
buisness over here in America. I was alittle hesitant at first but decided to
play along. He/she said that if I became his biusness partner then I would get
25% of the total money. The thing that wierded me out though was the fact that
he//she kept on asking for all this information about me and wanted me to
transfer the money into an acount over here. I told him/her thatI had no money
to offer, but then after a while he started bugging me to pay his attouney so
he can start the transfer process. I have been doing research on this to try to
find out if this was actually for real, but I dont trust anything and wanted to
run this by you guys to see if you have heard about something like this before.
I have part of the conversation that took place and will be attatching it.
along with the information he gaveme. Thank you for you time .

[ The Kindly Contributor's chat-name has been changed to protect the Kindly. ]

 
sharon_rexi: pls i want you to call me 
kindly_contributor: i cant call you until i get a calling card
sharon_rexi: let me inform you on a very important information pls 
kindly_contributor: ok
sharon_rexi: you know this attorny must be paid his for a fast service 
sharon_rexi: to enable him produce all the necessary vitals document 
sharon_rexi: ok/
kindly_contributor: ok, how much?
sharon_rexi: he told me 6, 500$usd and immediately this money is paid 
the document will be passed to the bank for final payment aproval
kindly_contributor: i dont have any money
sharon_rexi: means what?
sharon_rexi: my brother 
sharon_rexi: is this how we are going to do this transaction ?
kindly_contributor: i have no money
sharon_rexi: this money is what you will get back immediately from the 5% 
map out for expenses 
sharon_rexi: ok?
sharon_rexi: dont be disscourage 
sharon_rexi: ok/
kindly_contributor: i cant, because i have nothing
kindly_contributor: i cant even buy a house right now
sharon_rexi: listen am not telling you  give me any money but is 
for the attorny bill 
sharon_rexi: ok/
kindly_contributor: ok, so who will be paying for the attourney?
sharon_rexi: i will try my best but what am telling you is that 
God will not come down from heven to assist he sent people like you 
to help people i cant afford the whole what i told him is that when 
the beneficiary come he will ballance him up 
sharon_rexi: ok?
sharon_rexi: dont be disscourage 
kindly_contributor: what im telling you is that i dont have the money 
for the attourney. If yiou cant pay him withy our money, then I cant help you.
kindly_contributor: your
sharon_rexi: i know by God grace this fund must be in your account 
by friday this week
sharon_rexi: ok when are u calling me 
kindly_contributor: wedsday
kindly_contributor: after i get off work
sharon_rexi: whn will be that 
kindly_contributor: around 4pm
sharon_rexi: what is your time now
kindly_contributor: 8:30 pm
sharon_rexi: ok/
sharon_rexi: i will forward your particulars to the atorny to go to abuja 
the federal capital high court and start processing the documents tommorrow 
sharon_rexi: ok/
kindly_contributor: ok
sharon_rexi: but incase you receive any document from the attorny pls get me 
immediately on phone 
sharon_rexi: ok/
kindly_contributor: ok
sharon_rexi: i pray to God from now till friday if i dont have any financial 
upstacule the money will be in your account 
sharon_rexi: ok?
kindly_contributor: i dont understand
sharon_rexi: but if i tried my best financially and i see i cant help it my 
brother u must interfare that is why you are my partner ok?
sharon_rexi: i mean if i can make up the attorny money from now and tommorow 
you know this money will be in your account by friday this week by God grace 
sharon_rexi: ok?
kindly_contributor: ok, but for the records, i can not afford anythig until 
you pay me for my services. ok?
sharon_rexi: you know this money can not be witdraw untill the money is out 
from the bank to your account and am not paying you ,but you have 25% of this money 
sharon_rexi: ok?
kindly_contributor: what do you mean by that?
sharon_rexi: i mean u have 25% of the tottal money of 35m$ ok/
kindly_contributor: ok
sharon_rexi: and this money can not be touch in the bank untill the bank 
finish paying us 
sharon_rexi: ok/
kindly_contributor: ok
sharon_rexi: now do u like to be comminicating with the lawyer 
kindly_contributor: do you have a lawer?
sharon_rexi: ' or you will like me to be giving you returns from the lawyer 
sharon_rexi: i mean attorny 
kindly_contributor: what do you mean by returns from the attourney
sharon_rexi: i mean to be giving you feed back from him 
kindly_contributor: yes feed back first will be good
sharon_rexi: that means any time u recive message from the atorrny you call me 
immediately 
sharon_rexi: ok/
kindly_contributor: ok
sharon_rexi: now my brother have pilled all your information giving to me 
and this transaction has started now but my good brother let me just beg 
you because to be frankly with i dont have up till 6,500$ pls i dont want 
to call any amount but as a good fellow brother tell me how much you can 
assist me now and surport the attornt fees for processing this document i 
pleed to you pls for OD NAME 
kindly_contributor: what is your cell phone company through?
sharon_rexi: I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR QUESTION PLS
kindly_contributor: i dont have any money to my name, ?I just cant help you 
there and im sorry. I am in debt up to my ears, and if i had the money i would 
help you, but i dont. if you need money from me right off the bat then im not 
the person you want to be in business with and im sorry if wasted your time. 
and dont pay attention to the last question
sharon_rexi: MY BROTHER PLS JUST THINK IF YOU ARE IN MY SHOE THAT HAVE SUCH MONEY 
HANGING SOME WHERE YOU WILL BEG FOR AN ASSISTANCE AS AM BEGING YOU PLS ASSIST ANY 
THING YOU CAN PLS I PLEED YOU 
kindly_contributor: im sorry but i cannot help you with money. i wish you can 
understand this, and i understand you if you want to look for someone else.
kindly_contributor: i dont think im the right person for the job
sharon_rexi: MY BROTHER WHAT AM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT THOSE THAT MEAN YOU CANT 
ASSIST WITH EVEN 1,000$/
kindly_contributor: im sorry, i dont think im the right person for the job
sharon_rexi: OK
sharon_rexi: NO PROBLEM I WILL TRY MY BEST 
kindly_contributor: sorry for the time ive wasted
sharon_rexi: BUT INCASE IF THE FUND GET LATE TO ARIVE TO YOUR ACCOUNT U SHOULD 
UNDERSTAND THE CUASE 
sharon_rexi: OK/
kindly_contributor: ok
sharon_rexi: SO BY TOMMOROW THE ATTORNY WILL START HIS PROCEDURE 
sharon_rexi: OK/
kindly_contributor: ok
kindly_contributor: whats involved with that?
kindly_contributor: i thought you said he needs the money first?:
sharon_rexi: HE NEED THE MONEY WHICH HAVE GOTTEN SOME BUT WHAT AM BEGING FOR 
IS JUST TO BALLANCE HIM BY TOMMOROW YOU WILL SEE THE DOCUMENT THAT HE WILL FORWARD 
TO YOU 
kindly_contributor: ok
sharon_rexi: THAT HE WE3NT TO ABUJA HIGH COURT TO PRODUCE 
kindly_contributor: ok
kindly_contributor: just so i know whats going on
sharon_rexi: WHAT IS THAT 
kindly_contributor: what?
sharon_rexi: SO WHAT DO WE DO TOMMOROW
kindly_contributor: the attourney is going to forward me infoirmation
sharon_rexi: yes
sharon_rexi: immediately he comes back from abuja 
kindly_contributor: ok
kindly_contributor: well i have to put my daughter to bed so ill call youwedsday ok


[ Is that creepy or what? ]

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