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REVEREND PROMETHEUS HERCULES JERSEY Date:Mon, 24 Nov 2003 Subject:winning ticket To:sperchard9@linkfinanceandtrustltd.net Dear Simon, jeeeehhaaa, I was told to contact you by Joseph Finn atWorld Wide Premier, I hear I have won 7,4 million smackers, praise the lord. Please send more details, was it from when I was inLas Vegas? all the best Rev P Jersey SIMON Mon, 24 Nov Subject: PRIZE CLAIM PROCEDURE ATTENTION:Rev P Jersey CATEGORY A WINNER Ref/ WWPL/UK/ 61-812087 S/NO:35/751346 Good day and Congratulation.This is confirming receipt of your correspondence and assuring you that in line with our principles of efficiency, transparency and customer satisfaction, you shall shall be treated with the best possible service within the abilities of this office and in line with company policies. You have been confirmed as a Category A winner of the Worldwide Premier Lotto computer balloting draws. Your claims file has been duly forwarded to this office with specific instructions that we shall be handling the transfer of your prize of 7,500,000 GBPounds to your nominated account. Immediately provide all necessary information as will aid the transfer of your prize by filling your transfer order/verification form. Please find the form below: The form is to be filled out and sent back to me either as fax or as email attachment. To meet costs of processing your winnings, which include all account opening, handling, insurance, transfer and mailing charges, you are immediately required to pay a fee of 4961 (Four Thousand Nine Hundred And Sixty OneGreat Britain Pounds). You are required to respond and act promptly to all instructions provided above. Contact me immediately if you encounter any problems processing your claims or wish to ask questions on issues not understood. I await your response. You shall receive a mail giving you instructions on how to remit the fees shortly after you submit the verification form. VERIFICATION FORM REFERENCE NO: TICKET NO: FULL NAME: . COMPANY NAME: .. FULL ADDRESS: .. TEL: .... FAX......... EMAIL: .. ACCOUNT COORDINATES (Details of the account where you want your funds transferred): BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF COMPANY/ INDIVIDUAL: SignatureDate Carefully fill out this form and send back either by fax or by email Regards, Mr. Simon Perchard Finance Director Link Finance and Trust Ltd. 20 - 24St. Leonard's Road WindsorSL4 3BB,United Kingdom Great Britain Foreign Service Number:+88216 2122 1440 Tel: (+44) 709 204 1843 Fax: (+44) 709 203 9288 They didnt waste much time coming to the chase, 4961. Hmm lets offer them a bigger prize. Also Prom starts to flirt. REV. JERSEY Tue, 25 Nov 2003 Hi Simon, wow you are efficient, I didn't expect anything for a week. Sorry for not getting back to you today, I don't use the Internet much. You say I should respond quickly, and I guess you guys have got lots to do, how many winners do you handle a month? Thanks for the offer to hold my hand through this, I am sure with your help and guidance it will be easy, and I appreciate your support. It is a very lovely gesture. Here are some questions. The fee seems quite low, I would have thought it would have been a minimum of 1% or does the lottery company pay you as well? Is that all the fees, or will there be some more charges later. Could you please list them in the order they will be incurred. Can you guys also recommend an investment bank, I have absolutely no idea about money. I have never had any real money, just my salary, and my savings for a rainy day. Do you open a new bank account for me, our local branch probably doesn't have enough room for that money. I'll take a look at the form, fill it in and try to get it back to you. We don't have a fax machine here, and we got the parish council meeting tomorrow (I am filling in for a colleague and don't want to let him down, he is a close friend). I'll try to get it to you ASAP. I have to admit I can't think straight. I bet you must think I am a right queer bird. hope we can meet soon, where inWindsordo you live ? I love the South, but haven't been there for a while. all the best, take care Prometheus SIMON Wed, 26 Nov 2003 Subject: URGENT. Good day.We are in receipt of your mail.You are only made to pay your processing Fees for the processing of your Prize Claims. You are expected to complete the verification Form and fax it down or scan it as an email attachment later today. You sound as if you are a priest,are you?When are you expected to be through from the meeeting you are having.Stay blessed and ahve a lovely day. Best Regards, Mr. Simon Perchard Either stupid or very professional, we shall see. Prom starts to spend the money, worries that 4961 is too low and will get stung for more fees. Tries to attach a form and fails. Finally asks for a date. The fax machine doesnt work. REV. JERSEY Wed, 26 Nov 2003 hello Simon, guilty as charged, although it's a vicar not a priest. How long will it take to pay the money once the form is sent, as I have bought a new scooter, 3 new suits,a slap up dinner, and a huge round in the local pub after the meeting.My overdraft is maxed out.I haven't stopped all day, but I am just so excited about this as you can imagine, and tonight's party was a little much. They have no working fax in the vicarage here, there is but it came off the ark and I can't get it to work. It just sits there and refuses to feed the paper. So please find attached the form which my new friend Bob, who I am sure you would love, scanned for me. I hope that is OK. You are very efficient, I hope I can keep up with your youthful enthusiasm, I will try my best. Please do tell me about yourself. Which school did you goto ? Atthe moment it's like listening to a disembodied voice and so impersonal. When I am a little more sober I will tell you all about myself. Please also send me your CEOs email, so I can tell him how wonderful you are, because I really think you are . I hope they pay you well, I should think so if you are a director. If not I'll give you a job that will keep you busy once the money is here. Is there more than one processing fee ? What are the other ones, or is the sum you gave me a total. Is it tax deduct able. Do you know what forms I have to fill in for theUKtax office. Also I have to pay the church 10%, but I have those forms. Right I am off to have a night cap, pity you can't join me, maybe one day ? P. you stay blessed too you angel. bit busy, so I needed to buy some time, REV. JERSEY Thu,27 Nov 2003 . Hi Simon, please don't transfer the money just yet, I want to set up an off-shore account. Is that ok ? P Introducing Mr Stephen Roberts, remember him, he will become important later. They aree having problems reading the form which wasnt attached. Simon flirts back. SIMON Thu,27 Nov 2003 Subject: ATTENTION Dear Rev Jersey, I am in receipt of your mail.you sound very lovely,how was your meeting hope it when that ok. Well,i love to see you at the Presentation Ceremony of your Claims. You files is with the Assistant Account Officer for processing but cannot be process without your processing fees. I was unable to view your Scan document you said you send down.I will advice you to make done with it again. Well,you are to make payment to the Account Officer via Western union,in order for the Prize Claim Department to carry on the processing of your claims. you are advised to immediately make arrangements to pay our processing fees, amounting to4,961.00 (four thousand nine hundred and sixty one pounds) or its equivalent in united states dollars, which is us$8450 (eight thousand four hundred and fifty dollars only). you are to pay the fees via western union money transfer through our accounts officer, with the information provided below. name of receiver:mr. stephen roberts address of receiver:link finance and trust limited 20 - 24 st. leonards road windsorsl4 3bb united kingdom amount:4,961.00 (four thousand nine hundred and sixty one pounds) please note that you are to send the receipt of payment via email attachment or fax immediately after making the payment. also feel free to contact me via email,fax or by telephone for further clarification regarding this transaction. Regards, Simon Perchard. form filled in, Prom spends more money REV. JERSEY Thu,27 Nov 2003 Hi Simon, did you get my other mail in time. Please find enclosed a new form. I couldn't get hold of my friend to use his scanner, so I used word. Hope that is ok. Please throw the other one away. sorry if I was a little drunk last night, I am sure you understand. Could you help me with my questions. I need a good investment bank, who do you normally use ? Also when will the money be transferred, I spent a load more today. regards P Simon has multiple personalities, meet MR I CAN ONLY WRITE IN CAPS.Western Union is introduced. SIMON Fri, 28 Nov 2003 Subject: ATTENTION. ATTENTION:REV.JERSEY GOOD DAY,I AM IN RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL.YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT LINK FINANCE AND TRUST LTD,IS A FINANCIAL INSTITUTION THAT ENGAGE IN ALL FINANCIAL ACTIVITIES WITH INTERESTED INDIVIDUAL THAT NEED FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE WHATSOEVER.I WILL ADVICE YOU THAT WE WILL ENGAGE IN OFFERING YOU ANY INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES THAT WILL BE OF BEST INTEREST TO YOU. I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON YOUR VERIFICATION FORM,SO I WILL ADVICE YOU TO MAKE PAYMENT FOR YOUR PROCESSING FEES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. YOU ARE TO MAKE PAYMENT TO THE ASSISTANT ACCOUNT oFFICER VIA WESTERN UNION. STAY BLESSED,HAVE A LOVELY WEEKEND. REGARDS, SIMON PERCHARD. A union, clergy cant be in a union. Also Prom asks if Simon is single. REV. JERSEY Fri, 28 Nov 2003 Dear Dear Simon, great, that sounds fantastic. I have all my forms filled in for the church tax, the Bishop will be pleased when he sees it. He will be able to havethe churches repaired. I am not sure what it is you want me to do. Do you need a letter of authorisation about the fees ? What isWestern Union. I think Unions are great, although we clergy are not allowed in one. We could hardly work to rule or go on strike ! What are you upto at the weekend, meeting that special man/woman in your life ? Do tell, and send me a photo, I want to see what you look like. Blessings to you, may God be with you, see you in church P. Another personality rises and has no time for small talk or first names, that SIMON Fri, 28 Nov 2003 Subject: regards. DearJersey, Are you interested in collecting your Prize Claims.I advice if you are interested in claiming your prize Claims get me inform,for i seem not to understand your mails. Regards, Simon Perchard. lets put him right and get a date. I should have kept the union thing going but chickened out. Attached was a photo of Ken Dodd, an old comedian. REV. JERSEY Fri, 28 Nov 2003 Dear Simon, gosh have you been down the pub, naughty boy. I can tell you have been to boarding school, but don't call meJersey, all my close friends call me Prom. No I am not really interested in picking up my prize money, but I would love to meet you. Maybe when I receive my money we could meet up somewhere romantic. What do you think. Somewhere quite where we can get to know each other. I think you sound lovely too, please send a photo. I have attached one of me. I also don't understand what you mean byWestern Union, I talked to a friend today and he thought it was like a telegraph office. I guess they offer services for transferring funds between banks ? I suppose they will be sending the money too me, minus your fee of course, which is why you want me to contact them. I am not sure who or how to contact them. Could you please write down what it is I have to do. God be with you Prom I was heading for suggesting the take the fee out of the winning but they read my mind. MR CAPS is back. I love the discredit my incompetency line. SIMON Fri, 28 Nov 2003 Subject: REASON FOR NO DEDUCTION. GOOD DAY AND I AM IN RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL.I AM NOT IN THE POSITION TO MAKE OR GIVE DEDUCTION WHATSOEVER TO ANY WINNERS. WELLAS A MATTER OF SINCERITY I MUST LET YOU KNOW THAT FOR A WINNER TO REQUEST FOR DEDUCTION DIRECTLY FROM THEUNITED KINGDOMGAMING BOARDWILL NOT ONLY DISCREDITMY INCOMPETENCY AS A CLAIM OFFICER, BUT ALSO WILL BE AN ACT OF VIOLATION OF THEUNITED KINGDOM GAMING BOARDPOLICY THAT WAS REVIEW AND AMENDED THE YEAR 2001,IN LINEWITHUNITED KINGDOMGAMING CONSTITUTION. AS REGARDS TO YOU GRATIFICATION OFFER,REQUESTING OF ME TO SEE TO IT THAT THE PROCESSING FEES IS DEDUCTED FROM YOU PRIZE CLAIM, WOULD HAVE BE TO A LARGER EXTEND MORE BENEFICIAL TO ME, BUT IT IS NOT WITHIN MY JURISDICTION TO DO SO AND MORE SO PUTTING MY JOB ON THE LINE BECAUSE I AM HOLDING A SENSITIVE POSITION. TO THIS END I WILL ADVICE YOU, TO SEE TO IT THAT IN YOUR OWN INTERESTS WHICH IS MY CHIEFCONCERN NOT TO LET THE PROCESSING FEES DENY YOU OF THIS WHEEL OF FORTUNE. FOR THINGS OF THIS NATURE HAPPEN ONCE IN A LIFE TIME TO PEOPLEOF YOU OWN NATURE WHILE OTHER PASSTHROUGH THIS EARTH WITH OUT SUCHSTROKE OF FATE. BE INFORMED THAT BY,DECEMBER 12ST 2003HAS BEEN PUT BY MY FIRM AS THE DEADLINE FOR PROCESSING OF CLAIMS. SO YOU ARE EXPECTED TO HAVE FULFILLED ALL PROCESSING REQUIREMENTS ON OR BEFORE THEN.LATER TODAY. BEST REGARDS, MR. SIMON PERCHARD dont read Proms mind, you dont know where it has been REV. JERSEY Fri, 28 Nov 2003 Dear Simon, I wasnt offering to pay you for sex, no matter how gratifying and I am sorry if it came over that way. I would never try to discredit your incompetency. Also dont worry about your job, they cant fire you just because you are gay. When you come into work tomorrow, wear a pink dress and see what they do, stand up for your rights. Just so we dont have any more misunderstandings, please explain how I send the money.Even thou I have grown fond of you Simon, if you dont clearly explain this by evening service on Sunday I will contact the lottery company and complain. The sooner I get my money the better. I tried to call but couldnt find the number is yellow pages. With all the nutters around to today I can understand why you are ex directory, but please send your numbers again. Love and affection Prom Simon comes out of the closet but shock, horror he is married. Note the name of the receiver changes. SIMON Sat,29 Nov 2003 Subject: REGARDS. Dear Prom, How are you today,hope you are donig very great.I have been looking for someone like you,someone like you to enligth me more about Gay,knowing the various styles,move and love partners.Please i want you to keep this mail conversation within yourself becausei am married.I am reply your mail from home and my wife,she is taking her bath rigth now.I find you mail very interesting and lovely.I long to see you at your Presentation Ceremony.So that we can talk things out. Prom you are a luck man having won so much amount,you should count yourself luck.My advice to you,you are to keep this winning within yourself because telling people about your winning may bring alot of jealousy. Well,you are to make payment to our Assistant Account Officer via western union with the following information of the Officer. Name of Receiver:MR NORMAN GEORGE MICHEL Company Address:Link Finance and Trust Ltd. 20 - 24St. Leonard's Road WindsorSL4 3BB. You can locate the nearest western union within George streetat SKI DISCOUNT STORE, 269 GEORGE ROAD, EDINBURGH,LOTHIAN EH111TX. PHONE:131 337 9500. I advice you to make payment as soon as possible,so that your winning funds can be transfer to your account without delay.Note that you are to forward an evident of payment of the fees to me via fax or as an email attachment.You can reach me through our company Foreign Service Number:+88216 2122 1440. I hope i will be highly rewarded at the end of the day,hope we can have a trip to the Carribean together. I am expecting your response.Hcae a lovely weekend. Yours Sincerely Simon Perchard. Sod sending the money, let meet up REV. JERSEY Sat,29 Nov 2003 Dear Simon, How lucky I am, to find a new lover and to be rich all in the same week. God is smiling on me. I am not inEdinburghat the moment, I am filling in for a colleague in a parish up North, but I can get there fairly easily. Rather than sending the money, why dont we meet up and I can give you a cheque. You can get here on the overnight train really easily. Tommorow is Sunday so I may be a little busy, but the rest of the week I am quite free. Hugs Prom Simon is very busy SIMON Sat,29 Nov 200308:45:14-0800 (PST) Subject: WITH ALL LOVE. Dearest, I am very busy throughout this weekend to keep up with the appointment.I sincerely like you to claims your 7.5 million Pound,so i will like you to send the processsing fees through money transfer to the Account Officer so that your Winning funds can be transfer to your Account. I will love to see you at your presentation ceremony,while i think i will be less busy during the upper week,so i will let you know how we can see.Prom dear,i had your picture printed out of the system,i had your picture,you look loverly.I am very happy to have a partner like you. Prom,hope i will be rewarded at the end of the day. You need to act fast because the Lotto Company is already asking for a Report about how your claiming procedures is going on.I would like the situation were you may lost your Winning.Well,please i want you to have me in mind as when your funds is transfer into your account at the end of the day. My dear Prom,take great care of yourself and have a lovely weekend. With all love to you Simon. Prom lets Simon know about his reward and takes up Simon offer to meet at the end of the week. REV. JERSEY Sun, 30 Nov 2003 Subject: meeting up Dear Sim, you say you hope you will be rewarded, and you will. I have bought you a pair of leather chaps (bottomless trousers) yesterday, and for myself a cowboy hat. It's great that you are free at the end of the week. It's as quick for me to fly to Heathrow as to get toEdinburgh. Can you meet me on Thursday at Terminal 1, it's only down the road toWindsor. Rather than putting the advance fee throughWestern Union, I'll bring it with me in cash. Can I give it to you, to give the account assistant ? god go with you Prom Simon wants the fees transferred SIMON Mon, 1 Dec 2003 Subject: YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE ASAP. Dear Prom. How are you doing,hope you are doing very great.I am the office your Claiming Files is static for now,you are to send the processing fees before your Prize claim can be transfer into your Account. I advice you to act very fast in transfering the Processing fees.I am expecting your response as soon as possible as your processing fees,in order for me to instruct the prize claiming department about your processing fees. I expect your response later today. Regards, Simon Perchard. lets just ignore the transfer and meet up REV. JERSEY Mon, 1 Dec 2003 hi Simon, as per mail yesterday, can we meet in Heathrow on Thursday ? Prom I guess they have a lot of scams. He is workingo n a merger. Now he wants ID SIMON Mon, 1 Dec 2003 Subject: URGENT RESPONSE. Dear Prom, I have been so busy,i just completed a summit meeting with our Merger Company KEE GROUP CONSULTING. Your files had reach the prize claiming Department,i will advice you to make payment with the processing fees tomorrow morning. How was your service yesterday,you did say a word about your service meeting. I am expecting your response tomorrow morning.You are to provide a Scan Identification of yourself ie a scan Driver Licence or passport for the processing of your winning funds.You are to provide this within 24hours of this notice. Congratulation once again.I hope i will be greatly rewards at the end of the day. v Regards. Simon Perchard. Pity Prom hasnt got any ID REV. JERSEY Mon, 1 Dec 2003 Dear Dear Simon, I thought we were going to meet at Heathrow on Thursday and I would give you the fee in cash ? I don't have a driving licence, I ride a scooter. As you know I have bought a new one. Please let me know about Thursday, you have my photo, please send me one of you so I can print it out and keep it in my wallet. The services (I have more than one on a Sunday) went really well, and I chose a lovely Merlot. Do tell more about the summit meeting if you can, who are KEE GROUP CONSULTING, are they inWindsortoo ? /prom Simon is all business and no fun SIMON Tue, 2 Dec 2003 Subject: URGENT. Dear Prom, Good Day.Have you make the payment of your processing fees.The Prize Claiming Department are in need of your processing fees to fasting the processing of your funds to your Account. I was also in informed that you need to send a prove as an identification of yourself ie Driver Licence or International Passport. You are advice to provide your processing fees and your identification before the end of today,you are to state Your Account Details you want your funds to be transfer to. I await your urgent response. Reagrds, Simon Perchard. Prom is more interested in LOVE REV. JERSEY Tue, 2 Dec 2003 hi Simon, are under a lot of stress, are you regretting you statement of love for me ? You sound very stressed ? You haven't sent a photo. I have booked my tickets fromInverness, but I couldn't get to Heathrow, instead I land in Gatwick. The flight number is 7954 and lands at13:55. Will you meet me there? I'll bring my passport and the cash. I have already sent my account details, or do you need more ? I will stay inLondonfor the night. I am going to visit some charities on Friday, as I think we will be busy Thursday (I will bring the chaps and hat !) Shall I book a hotel in Gatwick ? What is your favourite charity. I have been thinking long and hardand I have decided to give a lot of the money away. Currently I favour donating to charities working inAfrica. You said you could help with investments banks, but could you also help with channeling funds intoAfrica? I want it to go to worthy causes. Prom Simon just want the money, and suggests a chat SIMON DearJersey, Do you want your Winning Fund transfer to you,if you want you funds transfer to you then give a call today. You can reach me through our Company Foreign service number. Regards, Mr. Simon Perchard prom tried to call but not luck, odd that? REV. JERSEY Tue, 2 Dec 2003 Subject: 1 more day hi, I called but got a funny tone ? see you tommorow, you are meeting me ? I went to the bank yesterday so the cash is under my bed !v I have to goto an old peoples home today. all my affection (what's with the regards ?) ps bring a photo with you for my wallet and again just for the hell of it. But hey what does it matter Prom will meet Simon tommorow REV. JERSEY Wed, 3 Dec 2003 Hi, I keep calling but can't get through, I am not sure if International is allowed from this phone ? see you tommorow, I am really looking forward to it, I won't be able to sleep tonight /prom or are they REV. JERSEY Wed, 3 Dec 2003 Subject: really URGENT. hi, I have just been going over your mails, you haven't said if you are going to meet me. Can you get back to me urgently. see you soon Prom Simon left Prom at the alter REV. JERSEY Fri, 5 Dec 2003 Hi, I am very disappointed but I guess you were too busy, or did your wife find out you were interested in men ? Could you get back in touch urgently as I don't think I have much time to claim my prize money ? You mentionedWestern Union, but not which office to send it to. /prom Simon introduces a bank and forgets that Prom is his new lover SIMON Fri, 5 Dec 2003 Subject: MY ADVICE ATTENTION:JERSEY, Good day,i am in receipt of your mail.I was so busy with work,i just finish from an annual meeting with the company shareholder. my superior officer said it will be better that you make this payment to our Company Agent Account.Using the Bank information below: BANK OF OVERSEAS CHINESE SHYN LIN BRANCH,TAIPEITAIWAN SWIFT CODE: OCCBTWTP A/C NAME: WORLD LINK CONTRACTING CO. A/C NO:023-007-00007671. You have to pay your Processing fees using the above Account information as this will ensure quick confirmation of your payment in order for your funds to be transfer to your Account immediately upon the confirmation of your payment by the Account Department. Note that details and reason for payment is not to be disclose at any time. not till your prize winning of 7.5m pounds get to you and we will send you all document to show the source of your winning. You can reach me through our company foreign service number,it's a satelite phone so you can reach me anytime within our working hours.8am to5pm GMT. I hope you will appreciate my efforts when you have collected your winning funds at the end.Have a lovely weekend. Regards. Mr. Simon Perchard Prom just checks that Simon is serious about being gay REV. JERSEY Mon, 8 Dec 2003 hi Simon, what's with the "HiJersey", you may be having second thoughts about being gay, but we can still be friends, please still call me Prom. To pay into the account I will have to take the cash back to the bank and that will take some time to clear. I don't have satelite TV, is this why I get the funny tone on the phone ? Should I go out and buy Sky TV. As you know I am filling in for a friend at his parish (I am retired) but I am sure he would love to have Satelite. Hope you had a nice weekend too, this time of year is busy and I didn't stop ! /Prom love returns (it must be the night shift) SIMON Mon, 8 Dec 2003 Subject: EXPECTING YOUR MAIL. Sweetest Prom, I am not having a second of becoming a gay.Infact i am crazy about being a gay.I am about leaving the office after a hard day work. I will advice you to make your payment for your processing fees.In order for your funds transfer into your account without delay. I hope to hear from you tomorrow about your confirmation for your payment of your processing fees,so that the prize claiming department may effectively carry out thetransfer of your winning claims into your details account. I await your prompt response.Hvae a lovely night rest. Regards, Simon Perchard. To late Simon you blew it. Also prom has a problem with the bank? REV. JERSEY Wed, 10 Dec 2003 Subject: sorry and urgent Hello Simon, I have been thinking about our relationship and I must call it off. You made vows on your wedding day and I cannot be responsible for you breaking your word to GOD. I have beaten myself with a large stick in punishment and will now faste for 7 days. You should try to be strong and love your wife, put these thoughts of Gay love from your mind. It's ok to pretend your wife is a man when you make love to her, you can even pretend it is me, but you must not fall prey to the devil of adultery. You should discuss your feelings with your wife (what is her name, is she pretty?). The money I withdrew to give you in Gatwick has now cleared to my overseas account. However when I asked the bank (telephone banking is great) to transfer the funds, they said they could not transfer funds to this account. They wouldn't tell me why but just said they could not and that there was some block on that bank or account. Maybe it has to do with your recent merger but you should check it out immediately and get back to me. Please could you advise me what to do as this has been going on too long, we must get the money transferred before the validity of the win runs out. yours in appreciation but not love Prom. OK back to Western Union SIMON Wed, 10 Dec 2003 Subject: ATTENTION Hi Prom, I am sending you this mail from home.I am about taking my night rest,i am very tired due to much office work today. I understand the nature of your mail,i think you have to send your processing fee through Western union to our Company Assistance Account Officer with the following details of the Accountant. NAME:MR GEORGE MICHEL NORMAN ADDRESS:Link Finance and Trust Ltd. 20 - 24St. Leonard's Road WindsorSL4 3BB You are advice to notify me as soon as you make the payment for me to insruct the Account Department about your payment for them to effort your processing to your details Account. Best wishand a lovely xmas celebration. Regards, Simon Perchard Prom feels sorry for Simon, but boy does it get him annoyed. Also georges religion becomes important REV. JERSEY Thu,11 Dec 2003 Dear Tormented Simon OK I went to theWestern Unionoffice inChurch Street(Inverness). They said they needed to know what office George is going to pick the money up from ? Also I take George is a Christian, what church is George a member of, this is really important for me to know, and I mean VERY: Hope you are feeling better today, the strain of being gay but living with a woman must be very hard for you, but God is with you. What would you and your loving wife like for Xmas. I got my credit card statement today, I have spent over 12 thousand pounds this month. Still in less than a week I'll be able to pay it off. As I said before I am going to give nearly all the money to charity. all the best Prom. Simon starts to talk to himself he is so annoyed SIMON Thu,11 Dec 2003 Subject: URGENT. Dear Simon, what's the meaning of your word tormented simon,i am not tormented by anybody.Well,i am in this position to help you in collecting your prize claim and not be insulted by you because i am assisting you and also doing my duties.I need apology on that. I had clearance from the account department about the western union center the accountant can collect the payment for your processing fees.The nearest center to the office is #19 Peascod Street, Windsor,Bershire SL 4 1DU. So please you are to give me quick response to your payment in order for me to inform the Account Department about your confirmation of your processing fee.So that your transfer of your Claims can be transfer to your Details Account within 48 Working hours. I awit your response. Regards, Simon Perchard Prom feels sorry for him and gives him a lesson in English. REV. JERSEY Thu,11 Dec 2003 Hi Simon, (you are Simon, I am Prom remember), Firstlythank you for all the help you are giving me. I can see the strain is starting to tell, it must be the stress of the merger, plus being gay but married. I mean that is must be very difficult for you, you must be suffering, that is what I meant by saying you were tourmented. It was meant kindly and therfore I think you will agree that no appology is needed. The dictionary meaning of tourment is: Great physical pain or mental anguish. A source of harassment, annoyance, or pain. The torture inflicted on prisoners under interrogation. Obviously I meant number 1, what else could I have meant ? On the appology front I think I need some for 1. you have never sent me a photo despite asking several times, but I sent you mine. 2. you let me fly down to Gatwick at great expense and left me at the airport for an hour 3. you never thanked me for the leather chaps I bought you (did they fit) I forgive you, but if you want to apologise please feel free. Thanks for the info on the WU office. I will send the money immediately but I need to know which church George belongs too. Can you please ask him. now once you have the information I asked for, I think you should go home and lie down, take it easy, there is more to life than work and money. all the best Prom Mr Sane returns (it is the night shift) SIMON Thu,11 Dec 2003 Subject: GREETING. Hello Prom, I am very sorry if my mail to you sound offence to you.I wasn't in the right frame of mind at the time i received your mail.Please i am sorry. Prom is not an easy task merging both work as a Head of the Auditing Unit and that as a Director of Finance with lot of meeting to attend.Tomorrow morning i will be having Weekend meeting with principal partners to discuss matter as it's relate to allocation of funds to investors of the Firm.You can see i am very busy as it's relate to this period. I hope to see you as the Presentation Ceremony day coming up22nd December 2003,please i hope to get that pictures scan to you anytime. I will ask George the Church he worship with.I will let you know that when next i send you mail. Regards, Simon Perchard. Hmm they are taking too long over this, must be a holiday or something (I should have kept quite, I was going to try get them to change religion, ah live and learn) REV. JERSEY Fri, 12 Dec 2003 Hello Simon, how is your meeting going? Did you manage to get Georges church, I need to know it because of the covenants of my church. I cannot have financial dealing (mainly payments) with Catholics or members of the Church of England. Normally it's OK, everyoneignores it for day to day living, but when my Bishop finds out about these amounts he will check and if I have broken the covenant he will excommunicate me and I will burn in hell. No money is worth that. I know this must seem odd to you, it seems odd to me in these day of religious tolerance, the rules were written hundreds of years ago. I can deal with Methodists, Pentecostals, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists and even atheists. Hopefully George is one of those, but if he is not please supply me the name of someone who is (and they can pay George the fee, and me the winnings. That would be OK, the covenant only deals with direct payments. Looking forward to meeting you to, did you find a photo. What should I wear ? Will they have whiskey as well as champagne? I prey you will have a restful weekend, do you know if Western Union are open Saturdays so I can send the money immediately I know Georges church/religion. All the best Prom Prom moves house and talks about taking the cash back to the bank. SIMON Sat,13 Dec 2003 Subject: moving Hello Simon, TheWestern Unionis not open tomorrow, which is a pity as my colleague is back and will look after his flock himself. I will be moving toFortGeorgeon Lock Ness for a few days and then going to see my very elderly parents for Xmas. I will find out if there is aWestern Unionclose by or I can come back toInverness, it's only an hour or so by train. please hurry with the information requested as I feel very unsafe carrying so much money around with me, it is all I have left after paying my credit cards off. look forward to hearing from you, we must really hurry now. Where will the presentation take place, I need to book flight tickets. /Prom hmm they make up for being on holiday and do some research on the Internet. George is going to attend a Church of Scotland service SIMON Sun, 14 Dec 2003 Subject: Greeting. Hello Prom, How was your weekend,hope it's was lovely.I had a lovely time with my family in Dublin,we went on a Reunion meeting with my in-laws. Sorry for not responding to your mails,i was cut off from the internet. I had a talk with the Accountant in our Company(George) he said is Parents are Baptist and few time he worship with them at the Grace Baptist Church, Stratford, London and he will be having is Festival of Lessons and Carols at the St. Columba's Church of Scotland London,Pont Street with his family there. I will personal advice to make your payment before wednesday 18th December 2003,so that your Prize Claims can be transfers to your Details Account Before the Day of your presentation Ceremony that will be coming up on 22nd December 2003. I hope to see you at your Presentation Ceremony day.Take great care of yourself and have a lovely time. Congratulation once again. Regards, Simon. well lets make a party of it, no need to send with WU REV. JERSEY Mon, 15 Dec 2003 Hello Simon, what wonderful news, I won't need to go all the way back toInvernessto post the money, I can give it to George directly. I will be at with my parents for Xmas. The are in a home inLondoncall the Arendale, they have room for relations to visit. It's a wonderful place. I will be attending the same Sunday service, I know Barry D very well, we went to the same University. I will of course bring my parents, but I can meet Barry there. Tell him I need a receipt thou :-) Can you let me have the details for the ceremony, will I need to fly fromLondonor will it be inWindsor. Where will it be, and what should I wear.Can I bring my parents, I haven't told them yet. Should I bring my own whiskey, I don't really like champagne. I want to make a huge donation to charities, can we do that at the same ceremony. I can get the Church to organise the press etc, I think that the Bishop will be very happy to help but he will need some notice. God bless, I am so excited, finally it's going to happen, regards Prom Simon want the money sent SIMON Mon, 15 Dec 2003 Subject: URGENT RESPONSE. Hello Prom, Good Day,the Prize Claims Department is working on your funds transfers.Your Processing fees is needed before on the 17th December 2003,if not your funds can't be transfers into your Accounts.I will advice you to make payment as soon as possible. I await your response later today. Regards, Simon. so what party are we going to have REV. JERSEY Mon, 15 Dec 2003 Hi, gosh, sorry I amsuch an idiot, you said that in your last mail. I guess I am getting too excited, please accept my apologies. I'll hop on my scooter now, so the funds will be with you today. It will take me 2 hours to get toInvernessbut I think they get transfered immediately so they will be with you before close of business today,5pm. Please confirm when you get them. I'll transfer 5000 just in case of any hiccups, George can return the balance on Sunday (I'll put it in the collection plate, wait till Barry sees that!) If you get time today please send the details of the ceremony as I have to organize my parents etc so the information would be very much appreciated. /Prom mr boring Simon still working SIMON Mon, 15 Dec 2003 Subject: ATTENTION Hello Prom, I am in receipt of your mail.A letter will be issued to that effects by management about Winners Presentation Ceremony.The organising committee will effecting send a letter of notification to all Correspoding Winners,so please be rest assure about that. We had directive from the Lotto Company that all unclaimed Winning Funds should be returned back to them.That was why we now had to place deadline time frame about processing of winner funds. So please be advise about your Deadline time frame 17th December 2003.We await your response. Regards, Simon. where is the party going to be, and the money has been sent (yeah right) REV. JERSEY Mon, 15 Dec 2003 hi, I'm back, it's started snowing, and I got soaked but it was worth it ! Money has been sent, please let me know when you pick it up. WU office inWindsor. How will the committee get the letter to me? I am currently traveling after doing a stand in ffor someone whilst he was on holiday. I'll be inLondonfrom Friday, but that doesn't leave me much time to organise my parents etc. Could you ask the committee to get in touch ASAP, there is less than one week and I assume a lot of other people have friends etc to organise. They may have sent the letter but I haven't seen it, Please ask them to get in touch by email by tomorrow. I phoned your international number but couldnt get through. You should get it checked. Now I am off for a hot bath, a very large whiskey and I shall contemplate where in the world to go first, where would you recommend? Prom. there seems to be a problem SIMON Mon, 15 Dec 2003 Subject: YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE. DearJersey, Have you effect the transfer of your Processing fee.The Account Department need the Following details of the Transfer of your Fees. SENDER NAME SENDER ADDRESS CONTROL NUMBER TEST QUESTION OF THE TRANSACTION TEST ANSWER OF THE TRANSACTION. Get me posted with the followings information as soon as possible. Regards, Simon Perchard. manners cost nothing REV. JERSEY Mon, 15 Dec 2003 hi, No need to be so rude, I was colder than a witches t*t, having driven on a scooter for over 4 hours in the snow. I know your stressed Simon with work and your love life, but manners cost nothing ! name, you have it Address (mine not the "company")18 St Andrews Road, Kelso,KL3 4HG,Scotland Number 6513119044 Question Name a Greek God Answer Ares /Prom Simon wants the transfer slip SIMON Mon, 15 Dec 2003 Subject: RESPONSE Hello Prom, Thanks to your response. I had a talk on phone with George about yourpayment of your processing fee.you should scan and send the slip as an email attachment to confirm your payment of your processing fee.So that your prize claims can be process and transfer into your details Accounts within 48 working Hours. Please you advice to make do of it before the start of Tomorrow work. You may send it as an email attachment or send it as fax document through our company fax line number. Take care of yourself and have a lovely night rest. Regards, Simon. Scan the slip you say, oh if only Prom could. Maybe Simon could look at lochness. Prom start to see things (this fizzled out mainly because they gave me a new track) REV. JERSEY Tue, 16 Dec 2003 Hi Simon, I wish I could send you the slip, but I am in a cottage on the shores of Loch Ness. It is lovely.However I only have my laptop with me, I don't have a scanner or a fax (I'm lucky to have electricity to be honest). The lady in WU didn't say anything about you needing the slip, just the questions and answer ? Should I phone and complain? Last night I went for a walk and this place is really weird. The moon shone off the little snow left on the mountain tops but the water of theLochwas black as ink. I am sure I heard something in the water. I ran back to the cottage like an 18 year old, it fair scared me. You can see a picture of theLochhere. http://www.lochness.co.uk/livecam/ The are things in this world which neither you or me can understand, but God will see us through. Prom [Scam-o-note: we had a look, there was a white blotch on a black background, could it be Nessie?] prom sent 5K not 4961 then it must be true REV. JERSEY Tue, 16 Dec 2003 Subject: Re: RESPONSE hi, one other thing thou, I sent 5000, please make sure George bring the balance in cash on Sunday. Off out for a walk now ! /Prom they are still having problems SIMON Tue, 16 Dec 2003 Subject: IMMEDIATE RESPONSE. Hello Prom, Good day,how are you doing today.I had directive from the Account Department that you should clear with the following information of your Transfer if it ok. ACTURE NAME OF SENDER:.Prometheus Hercules Jersey [repeated all the details] Please if it's ok with you,reply ASAP.So that the Account Department may effect your processing. I await your prompt response. Regards, Simon. must be the question or (note thay havent asked who it was addressed too). REV. JERSEY Tue, 16 Dec 2003 hi, everything is right bar the question which is Name a Greek God I am certain I saw something on the loch, I just came back to get my camera, talk to you later. Let me know when you get the money, we only have a day left so don't hang about. /Prom bad English Simon takes over, note he says can when he means cannot shame that, Prom is easily confused REV. JERSEY Tue, 16 Dec 2003 Subject: URGENT. Hello Prom, The Account Department are having problem in your transfer.Please if you can Scan a copy or send it through our fax line before the end of todays work. If you can give me the details of each steps you filled on the Western union form it will be helpful also. Prom,i was made to know that without your confirmation of your processing fee your Prize Cliams can be transfer into your Details Account. I will advice to make a scan or fax a copy of your payment later today. Regards, Simon. well thats great, transfer the money then REV. JERSEY Tue, 16 Dec 2003 Hi, Below you say the rules have changed so the funds can be transfered ? Is it because I am giving the money to charity, that is very understanding of you, all credit and gods blessings to you and who ever decided to ignore that rule. I didn't see anything this morning, I'vejust come back for a cup of tea and something to eat. I am going to try the other end of the loch. Wouldn't't it be fantastic if I got the monster on film. My luck has changed so much in the past month I feel sure that something big is going to happen. Wish me luck Prom err they still need the slip SIMON Tue, 16 Dec 2003 Subject: URGENT RESPONSE. Hi, The Account Department is having problem in processing your Prize Claims.They can't confirm your transfers you made.We need you to send a copy of the payment slip either by fax or as an email attachment ASAP. Without that copy of the payment slip we can verify the transfer you made through to us from the Western union.We need to have the copy of your Funds transfer later today,so that we can effect the transfer you made. I await your response later today. Regards, Simon Prom is now very confused, tries to land Mr Boring in the shit with the rest of the lads, plus the monster might be out there. Where is the party REV. JERSEY Tue, 16 Dec 2003 Hi Simon, now I am getting confused. You say you have a problem, then you say that you can confirm the transfer anyway ??? Quote " Without that copy of the payment slip we can verify the transfer you made through to us from the Western union." To me that means you don't need the slip so why are you asking for it? Is the problem George, typical of a Baptist, I think the water must get in their ears or something. Do me a favor and give him a stiff talking to, this whole thing is going to pot and it's his fault. I can't stop long,just time for a spot of Famous Grouse, I am freezing. I think I saw movement on th loch and no way was it the wind, I took a couple of shots with my zoom lens, but don't think I got muchthou. It's dark so I came back for my flash. This could be really important so please please please be clear whatis going on. Either you need some information or you don't. If you do, just say so. As I have said I can't fax or scan at the momentso please stop asking.I can write down what was is on the slip, although it got a little wet. Also I have no information at all about the ceremony next week, I really need that today, so please send me the details, it can't be that hard, or do I have to contact the lottery company in which case i shall let them know about that idiot George. For the amount of money involved you think he would sort this out by himself. I you sure you can trust him with this task, does he make a lot of mistakes ? Also your phone still doesn't work ! I'll be back in an hour and I expect a clear mail on what needs to be done ! /Prom Prom is waiting and getting annoyed REV. JERSEY hi, I am waiting for your prompt reply. I will be in until about15:00tomorrow then I will be away for the evening so we need to get this sorted early tomorrow. Please put some priority on my mails, for 7.4 millionI expect a dedicated service. Tomorrow is the 17th so if it all falls because you can't be bothered to answer my mails or phone calls I shall be complaining to Joseph Finn atWorld Wide Premier. regards Prom Simon needs more info, finally ask for the receivers name SIMON Tue, 16 Dec 2003 Subject: URGENT. Prom, The Account Department is having problem with your Transfer,do you think we are playing with official Procedure about all we are doing.If you can send the copy of your Payment Slip. I instruct you to write down all the information from the transfer you made.With the following information as We need you to write down correctly SENDER NAME SENDER ADDRESS CONTROL NUMBER RECEIVER NAME RECEIVER ADDRESS TEST QUESTION TEST ANSWER. Please you are to write down each and every details as listed from the above.The Account Department is having problem with the transfers,we have to effect this as soon as possible because your deadline time frame is tomorrow.We will be working late. I await your response. Regards, Simon etc So Prom lets him have, note the money is sent to Simon, who doesnt exists, but also C/O Stephen who we told of first, not George. REV. JERSEY Tue, 16 Dec 2003 hi, I take it that you DO need the information on the slip then, why say you don't need it when you do? Simon you need to sort your life out, you don't know if you are gay/straight, you don't know if youneed info or not, man pull yourself together, thank God it's holiday soon. I will pay for you and your wife to have a lovely holiday, where do you want to go? You have all this information bar the following Receivers nameMr Simon Perchard Address C/O Mr Stephen Roberts Link Finance and Trust Ltd. 20 - 24St. Leonard's Road WindsorSL4 3BB,United Kingdom Great Britain is that everything ? regards Prom Simon, he of the multiple personalities, thinks Prom is mad SIMON Tue, 16 Dec 2003 Subject: MY ADVICE Dear Mr Jersey, We had a day awaiting for your mail, now receiving your mail sound crazy.I want you to know that your Prize Claims will be returned to the Lotto Company as unclaimed Funds by 12 noon tomorrow. I advice you to write your mail in a proper manner because your mail sound mannerless. I had my superior officer reading your mail.I never expect such mannerless and crazy mail from a respected Man like you. I am been advice by my superior officer that you should stop sending mail. Yours Faithfully Mr Simon Perchard. well if you want to start on a poor old man REV. JERSEY Tue, 16 Dec 2003 hi Simon, which bit sounded crazy? Try reading your own mails, it is you that is loosing it. You seem almost schizophrenic, one minute you are lucid next minute you don't seem to be able to string a sentence together. Tell your superior that if he wants to give me advice to drop me a mail. Who is your superior anyway I thought you were a director ? Why doesn't he write himself the coward. Next time you write please make sure that is the Sane Simon who sends the mail rather than Mr Crazy, I can't speak English, Simon. Now if you apologise properly, I'll agree to forgive and forget. Given that I have sent the money and can prove it, I don't see how you can say they are unclaimed funds. /Prom Simon tries to recover SIMON Tue, 16 Dec 2003 Subject: URGENT RESPONSE. Dear Jersey, I want to let you know that your last mail sound improper.I am sending you this mail from home.I was instructed by my Superior Officer not to communicate with you about your winning any more,i am sending you this mail that your Prize that was suppose to be transfer to you seem not due to the way to response to mail that was send to you telling you to furnish the Account Section about your Payment with the Western union. I am may say i am sorry if last mail was that bad. You need to understand all mail that was send to you instructing you to response to the nature of the mail you refuse not to response to that. If really you have effect the payment of your processing fee i will advice to you provide the necessary details about the transfer of your payment. Well by tomorrow the Lotto Company Account may be credited with the unclaimed funds from all categories Winners A&B. Please get me posted with response details. Regards, Simon. ok then we can keep playing REV. JERSEY Tue, 16 Dec 2003 Hi Simon, I too am sorry, I guess we are both under a lot of stress. I honestly didn't undertsand what you were saying. I think you meant CANNOT when you put CAN. I know you are very busy and I should be more sympathetic to someone who has os much on his plate. I sent a mail with all the info do you need any more info ? regards and best wishes Prom Sane Simon catches up and realises the mistake SIMON Tue, 16 Dec 2003 Subject: REPLY! Hello Prom,if really you transfer the funds through Western union to the Account Department we wouldn't have been asking you questions.I have mail over eigth mail to you asking you to state the right nature of your transfer.You refuse to state the right name you use in sending the transfer,when you did you finally stated that the money was send through my name and care of Stephen Robert.I gave you a name George the Head of the Account Section,which you promised that will be the one to received the transfer while your mail send stating my name and care of Stephen Robert. If really you did the transfer it's wouldn't have been a problem about your writting a mail informing me about your transfer information. Prom be serious for once,if you did the transfer provide me with all the information. I await your response. Regards, Simon. Oh Prom you fool REV. JERSEY Wed, 17 Dec 2003 Hi Simon, What can I say, I am an idiot. The only had the files I had were those I printed out inInverness. I was cold and wet. I couldn't understand what the problem was, the way I read the mail you could transfer the funds. I tried to call you. I wasn't being difficult, why would I? You did put Stephens name down in one of the first mails, and as I don't have a printer I hadn't printed out Georges name. I just wrote down what was on the first mail I saw, as I know I forget names. Lucky I had the slip or we may never have found the problem. I guess he was the one picking up the money. Please say sorry for me, and I will do so again on Sunday. Can I buy him a little gift to make upto him, it is me who is the senile idiot not him. I feel dreadful. These problems are getting worse as I get older. I also have a cold, I think too much time on the scooter and out walking around the loch. I got some very good pictures of seals sleeping on the shore. S till today is the big day. Also I still not have heard where the ceremony is going to be which is a concern, it must have been oragnised. You are going to be there, can you let me know where it is etc. Hopefully this hasn't put you too to much bother, I retract everything I said, I will tell the Lottery company that you are all wonderful. Receivers nameMr Simon Perchard Address C/O Mr Stephen Roberts Link Finance and Trust Ltd. 20 - 24St. Leonard's Road WindsorSL4 3BB,United Kingdom ACTURE NAME OF SENDER:.Prometheus Hercules Jersey DATE MONEY WAS SEND:.15/12/2003 AMOUNT IN POUNDS:.5000 COUNTRY FROM WHICH MONEY WAS SEND:.SCOTLAND YOUR ADDRESS:18 St Andrews Road, Kelso,KL3 4HG, Scotland CONTROL NUMBER:6513119044 TEST QUESTION:Name a GreekGod TEST ANSWER:ARES thanks for your understanding, let me know if there is anything I can do to help. May God be with you. Prom Simon tries to make sure there are no more mistakes SIMON Wed, 17 Dec 2003 Subject: EFFECT CHANGE IN YOUR TRANSFER. Dear Prom Good Day,i am in receipt of your mail.From your mail it mean there is a problem with your transfer as it affect with Receiver Name. I had your mail forwarded to my Superior Officer,he advise that you have to resend the transfer using the Following information: RECEIVER NAME:MR GEORGE MICHEL NORMAN ADDRESS:LINK FINANCE AND TRUST LTD. 20 - 24 ST. LEONARD'S ROAD WINDSOR SL4 3BB You are instructed to effect the change because going by our company policy i am not allow to collect such cash transfer as to such.While the name of Stephen Robert was giving to you at the time when he was the one to carry on with collecting funds,well Stephen Robert is no longer with us. You are advice to effect the change later today for management to embark on your transfer process. Sorry for that but hoping it will effect immediate response to your processing of your Winning.Please you are advice to send a copy of the payment slip as soon as payment is effected by you. I need you to give me your contact phone number. Reagards, Simon. Prom is going to set things right, ofcourse REV. JERSEY Wed, 17 Dec 2003 Hi, I hope WU allow me to change the transfer as that is all the money I have. I am just packing and then I am off toInvernessto travel down toLondonto see my parents. I'll arrange the transfer before I get on the train. It will take me a couple of hours to get toInverness. I will be here 3 more hours, but then you won't be able to get me until tomorrow, as I arrive very late inLondon. Before I leave I would appreciate details of weher the ceremony is going to be. Right now it feels very uncertain. Simon please just let me have an address. I have 2 elderly parents to take care off, and I need to know how long I will be away. I will check my mail before I leave. regards Prom Mad Simon is getting stressed, still a couple of hours to go before the transfer is due, but he cant wait. Lucky they CAN transfer the money without WU payment SIMON Wed, 17 Dec 2003 04:49:24 -0800 (PST) Subject: you are effect the change in WU. Dear Prom, You need to instruct your Changes from the Western union about the Change in the Receiver Name,without that change we can process your Prize . Regards, Simon. Prom get annoyed again, wants the party details REV. JERSEY Wed, 17 Dec 2003 Subject: SIMON THIS IS URGENT READ NOW Hi Simon, I am beginning to suspect that you go drinking every lunchtime, I am not about to start another discussion about what you can do even if I don't make the changes. You saw what happened yesterday when you did that. I will make the changes as we discussed this morning ie send the money to George. Rather than wasting my time giving me the same instruction twice I would appreciate some information about the ceremony as I requested. As I said this morning I will leave forInvernessin an hour or so, and I will make the changes. The money should be inWindsorsometime mid afternoon. I won't be able to email you to let you know when I have done it as I will be on a train. Please email the information I requested within the hour. There is not much point me sending this money if I can't pick upmy prize is there, so just tell me where the ceremony is. Regards Prom Mad Simon is back again SIMON Wed, 17 Dec 2003 Subject: CORRECT THE TRANSACTION WITH WESTERN UNION. Dear Prom, Your are advice to correction the Receiver Name with the Western union.Without your correction we can effect your Prize Claim. Prom,i will advice you to make do of the correction as proper work in your file need to be process. Regards, Simon. Work for your money REV. JERSEY Wed, 17 Dec 2003 Subject: 30 MINUTES, READ NOW hi, you just sent me that mail, why are you sending it again. the transfer will be corrected with Georges name when I go this afternon to Inverness. How many more times do I have to tell you. This morning you said we couldn't make do with Stephen name and it had to be Georges. That is what I will do NOWI WANT YOU TO SEND THE DETAILS ABOUT THE CEREMONY. WITHOUT THEM I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET MY PRIZE MONEY. IF YOU DON'T SEND THE DETAILS I AM NOT GOING TO DO THE CHANGE. YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES regards Prom there will be a party, oh joy, note there is no time stated SIMON Wed, 17 Dec 2003 Subject: REGARD Dear Prom, The set Day for your presentation Ceremony is on the 23th December 2003. The Place of the Venue is the: Oakley Court Hotel Windsor Road Water Oakley Windsor SL4 5UR Please an official Notification will be send to you by the management. Regards, Simon. OK prom sets off to send the money again Wed, 17 Dec 2003 hi, great, thanks, I am off now. I'll make the changes as agreed before getting on the train so it should be there pretty soon. Drop me a mail when you get it. I'll drop a mail before the party, and hopefully I will see George on Sunday. v thanks Prom heard nothing, so we need to send them off to WU again, but of course the transfer code changed. REV. JERSEY Wed, 17 Dec 2003 Subject: wrong info hello Simon, thank you for this. I had a slight problem yesterday as I could change the details on the transfer. Instead I had to get the money back and make a new transfer. This means a new number which is 6518873056 sorry I couldn't get this information to you until now, I had a train to catch and we got in very late. Still it is there for you when WU opens. Please let me know that everything is ok and I look forward to seeing you at the Hotel. regards Prom but there is no money at WU, Simon annoyed SIMON Thu,18 Dec 2003 Subject: ATTN Dear Prom, I am in receipt of your mail.We had to call the Agent at the Western union about such transfer. We were informed that you didn't effect such transfer.What's going wrong Prom are you taking things for play. Regards Simon . well maybe you shouldnt lie about the party REV. JERSEY Thu,18 Dec 200300:46:15-0800 (PST) It's not me the is mucking about. I called the hotel to get the time of the ceremony, your phone never works. They have never heard of you, or your company. I phoned the WU and put the transfer on hold, thank God I did, that's all the money I have left in this world. what is the meaning of this, if you are trying to steal the 7.4 million you should be ashamed. That money is for the poor and starving children ofAfrica. looks like the game is up, but they keep in character SIMON Thu,18 Dec 2003 Subject: FORGET ABOUT YOUR WINNING. Dear Prom, I received your mail.I want you to understand that i did that Hotel reservation by myself without notification fromthe management.I had doubt on you that was why i have place you on suspension. You have try placing our Company as a joking bags that i have to do,since you were taking your Processing as a joke. You can forget about your winning we have to returned your winning back to the Lotto Company as an unclaimed Funds. Regards, Simon. to be continued.? REV. JERSEY Thu,18 Dec 2003 Hi Simon, why didn't you say so, I gotthe impression that this was a big ceremony organised by Mr Finn at World Wide, so you can understand how I felt when there was no booking for Finn or World Wide Premier, or your company. 5 thousand is a lot of money, what would you have done ? I never thought to ask for your name as I thought it was organised by the Lotto company, that is what you said. I take it that it's just a quite meeting, dinner and hand over a cheque ? That is very sweet of you. Even thou you have made some very big mistakes during this whole process, I wll not ask that you are fired, although I may recomend that you take some leave, you obviously have some mental stability problems. Should I contact Mr Finn and explain to him the mix up (don't worry I won't mention your desire to sleep with other men) ? Do you still have the funds or have you transfered them back. I guess it will be alright as I did send the money twice but the mistakes were made at your end so hopefully no harm done. Do you have Mr Finns contact details? Do say hello to George, what does he look like, I would love to meet on Sunday, maybe I could pay him the money and we can all be friends again? regards Prom ps what is a joking bag |