A CERTAIN BESTSELLER_ I MAY NOT BE STEPHEN KING FOR GODS SAKE_ BUT AT LEAST I HAVE READ THE BOOK BEFORE DASHING OFF SOME DAMN FOOL RECOMMENDATION_ GET OUT AND BUY IT PEOPLE WHILE STOCK REMAINS_ IS THAT CLEAR??
- Agent Mikhail Stroganov

The Special Operations Department is delighted to recommend this book. One was amused and informed in equal measure. Her Majesty certainly enjoyed it.
- Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE

Helloooo peoples, all could not put down, much page turns, can say urge buy now.

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- Princess Candice Windsor

A great toilet book
- Brother Mark Knopfler