A MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE


A hearty scam-o-welcome to Ragnar Lothbrok, a Viking in love with Gadaffi's daughter. A pork processor in Sweden, he wants to give her things she is needin'.

This debut scambait opens with the classic 'help a dictator's daughter claim her funds' format. Ragnar counters with a marriage proposal. Hilarity ensues.

The cast:

Aisha Gadaffi, daughter of the late dictator
(Muammar Gaddafi did have a daughter named Aisha. This is not her. But you knew that. Right?)

Ragnar Lothbrok, owner of a pork product factory in Sweden - our hero


AISHA GADDAFI

Subject: Re: HELO
From: aishagadaffi9771@gmail.com
To: xxxxxx
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 2015 14:25:41 +0100

Good Day,

Am Aisha Gaddafi daughter of late Colonel Gaddafi the Libyan leader.I am contacting you to assist me in removing the sum of sixty five million USA dollars being deposited with a security company in UAE Dubai.

The funds was deposited with a security company in my name and as a matter of fact, me my only surviving son manage to escape with the help of a security guard on duty that fateful day, I am presently into hiding in a refugee camp between the border of Chad and Nigria because I know that the regime of my father has collapse after his death.

Actually the Omani government is hosting her, all expenses paid, so don't bring out the violins just yet.

Please for your kind assistance I will offer you 30% of the total sum, all the legal documentation concerning the deposit are with me, I will issue power of attorney making you the new beneficiary of the deposit so that the security company can release the consignment to you.

Once you successfully secure the consignment from the security company an arrangement would be made for disbursement.

May Allah grant you the heart to assist me and my only son in this our trial period, please never you abandon me with my son just because we are Arabs, but I want to assure you that honesty and trust must remain our bond.

Get back with your details so that we can proceed without delay because l am here without help from no one.

Aisha Gaddafi

The old Dictator's Widow format! basically the Dead Bank Customer with political window-dressing. For the new reader, here's the M.O. (key phrases highlighted above):
- my late husband (father, boss...) left some money ( hidden, deposited, stored ) somewhere
- please collect it for me (for some reason I can't collect it myself)
- you must pay some fees to collect the (imaginary) money, a money order will do nicely


RAGNAR LOTHBROK

On Tue, Dec 22, 2015 at 6:51 AM

Hello Aisha,
Where is Nigria?

Your proposal seems interesting at first view.

As a matter of fact, I travel to Dubai on Business every once in a while.

Is there anything I can do in person when I am there?

Sincerely,
Ragnar Lothbrok


AISHA GADDAFI

Dnia 22 grudnia 2015 17:55 Aisha Gaddafi napisa.(a):

[I am using a Poland based e-mail for this scambait, that is why the date will sometimes show up in Polish]

My Dear ,

Al Salam Alaykum to you. May Allah guide you for helping me in this transaction. I need an ALLAH sent like you as i was searching for who will help me as i am between Chad republic and Nigeria in a refugee camp which is like a hell on earth being here. my son is sick and i need to find a good life out from here and also think of a partner who i can confide in and jointly have a lucrative investment in your country as i am a bit relieved for you understanding my present predicament in my last long email.I am a woman of integrity with due respect i promise you in the name of Allah in his infinite mercy who have divinely made us to meet as our creator who have made us to be honest to each other in this transaction.

Please dear reconfirmed your full details information as follows-

1; Your Full Name
2; Your direct telephone.
3; Your age
4; Contact address
5; Occupation
6; Any form of your ID for identification purposes.

Do not send copies of your ID to scammers. Got that?

However i will use this information's to procure the needed documentation with the security vault in Dubai UAE in your name as i have legitimately secured the document that you will use for the change of ownership making you the BONA-FIDE owner of the fund .as i will notify them to make you the new beneficiary to the funds. Attached is the CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT and deposit slip and also my pictures for your perusal , In addition to that I urge you in the name of Allah to be honest and truthful as i am assuring you that this transaction is legal and hitch free.

More importantly i want to sound it loud and clear to you that this transaction is protected, honest, real,legal,moral and legitimate and additionally it has a proven evidence. On this note, you must also assure me that you will not betray me when you receive this fund finally

I wait for urgent reply.

Love you always
Aisha.


RAGNAR LOTHBROK

On Tue, Dec 22, 2015 at 9:21 AM

Dear Aisha,

I took the liberty of looking you up on the internet, and I see that you are a widow since 2011.

Let me tell you a little bit about myself: my name is Ragnar, I own a small factory in Sweden, and I am 43, so only 5 years older than you, and divorced.

I thought about your proposal, and I think I may have something even better to offer you.

I know you will have to think about this for a while, so take your time in answering me.

I saw on Wikipedia that you are an educated, intelligent, and may I say quite beautiful woman.

Therefore, I am proposing to you a marriage of convenience.

I could get you a fiancee visa, to bring you and your son to Sweden. We could then get married, I would adopt your son, and we could either live in my nice house, or we could use some of your money to buy a bigger mansion. You would have peace and security in beautiful Sweden. More importantly for you: your son would have a good education and a real future here in Sweden.

As for the money, we could either manage it jointly, or split it 50/50 into separate bank accounts.

What do you think, lovely Aisha?
Ragnar

P.S.: you do have beautiful eyes


AISHA GADDAFI

Dnia 22 grudnia 2015 20:45 Aisha Gaddafi napisa.(a):

Dear Ragnar,

You have spoken well and sequel to your proposal, let me have your contact information and any form of your ID so that I will know whom I am communicating with. Interestingly Sweden has always be among my favorite countries to invest my fund because it a peaceful country.

I will think about it until I receive your contact information and any form of ID for identification purposes.

Looking forward for your contact information to enable us proceed.

Love from Aisha


RAGNAR LOTHBROK

On Tue, Dec 22, 2015 at 1:07 PM, lothbrokragnar <xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

Sweet, lovely Aisha,

How old is your son, which I am to adopt, and what is his name? Is he in better health now? Do you need money for medication? Can you send his picture too?

Attached is my picture.

[I send them a picture of some Viking guy standing in a forest with a battle axe]

Here is some info about myself:

I own a factory which makes pork products. We use the entire animal so as not to waste anything:

- dried pork meat for military rations
- a lubricant for weapons and ammunitions made from the pork's fat
- women's trousers made from pork leather
- we use the leftover bones to make shirt buttons and children's toys

Personal info:

1. Name: Ragnar Loðbrók
2. I do not have a fax or phone, I live alone in the forest of Ragnarök
3. Age: 43
4 Contact address:
666 Veðrfölnir väg
64-196 Rök
Östergötlands län
Sweden

5: Occupation: owner of a pork product factory

I do not own a scanner; I will have to get my ID scanned next time I travel to town.

If we are going to get married, you must tell me more about yourself: what books do you read? What are your hobbies? Do you like chocolate? Can you cook well? I hear people in Libya eat a lot of onions.

I cannot wait until your next e-mail to find out more about you.

With love,
Ragnar


AISHA GADDAFI

My Dear Ragnar Loðbrók,
I am in receipt of your e-mail , your personal information's and your picture but please try and send any form of your ID which i requested from you for identification and data base records . I sincerely wish you are for real and good. I am greatly delighted to know about your honesty and i feel greatly persuaded that you are very caring too. Thank you also for your love and I really know that you care.

Actually you are aware that i am still in a refugee camp and my situation here is unbearable coupled with my sons ill health which is really very devastating and unimaginable. so help me in prayer that Almighty Allah see me through and heal my son. I have an appointment with the doctor today in the afternoon because of his surgical operation which to take effect in the evening.

However i am very happy you are a honest person like me and you had feeling of love so i want you to assure me that you will be honest to me and that you will not betray me when you received this fund. and i will implore you to think of a lucrative project or venture that we can invest our money into that can be profitable .

Additionally i have forwarded your information to the security Vault to authenticate a change of ownership to your favor making you the BONA-FIDE owner of the said fund .That means that as soon as the authentication is completed, you will automatically become the owner of this fund and i will henceforth be looking up to you to update me in any development from the SECURITY VAULT IN DUBAI.

And also i have asked the SECURITY VAULT LAWYER to prepare power of attorney and Authorization letter to your favor.

Dear reader: a compliant victim will dutifully contact the 'security company' Lad, who will try to close the deal by charging 'fees' for the various 'legal' documents and services. The first scammer - aka the 'guyman' or 'catcher' - and the second Lad will work on the victim to extract a money order.
But this is Ragnar they're dealing with...

More importantly at this juncture ,be informed that you will be forwarding all your correspondence with the SECURITY VAULT to me to enable us have a hitch free transaction.

Below is the information of the security company, contact them immediately and keep me updated.

UNION SECURITY VAULT
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES DUBAI
CONTACT PERSON----- Abdul Mohammed
E-mail : unionvaultsecurities@outlook.com
Email :customercare@unionsecurityvault.org
TEL:+971504150373

Please use the attached certificate which I sent to you in my previous email as a reference on your contact with the security company and establish yourself as the new fund beneficiary and owner for them to expedite action in your favor and also have a scheduled appointment on how the consignment would released to to you.

The 'certificates' are mocked up on inkjet printers, with lavish garish colors and fonts, or official forms acquired through theft or bribery.

Until I receive your mail on your discussion with the security company. Thanks you for your co-operation.

Find the attach picture of my son in the hospital for your perusal.

With love from Aisha


... and again from "Aisha"....

AISHA GADDAFI

Dnia 23 grudnia 2015 5:48 Aisha Gaddafi napisa.(a):

Dear Ragnar,
I was very glad to receive your email . I was Born Aug. 10th 1976

My husband was reportedly killed in the 26 July 2006 bombing of Gaddafi's compound.

I am a lawyer by profession and I acquired a doctorate degree in law.

I have three children two boys and a girl but a boy and a girl died in the war too.

Now I have only a boy who is now in the hospital receiving treatment whose picture I attached in my last email.

It is difficult for me to forget but Allah is my comforter, my refuge and my fortress.

I am a writer, I write books on law. I like swimming too.

I am a honest person, I believe in the truth and honesty, and love.

Please make sure you contact union security vault Dubai to enable us get started.

Love you always Aisha


RAGNAR LOTHBROK

23 grudnia 2015 14:15

Aisha baby,

I dreamt about you last night. You said you like swimming; do you have any sexy pictures of you in bikini that you could send me?

So you are a baby-making machine. Unfortunately, my last wife was barren. Can we have many children together?

I erased the last e-mails by mistake, including the one with the people I am supposed to contact. Can you send that to me again?

Actually, if you want to save some time, maybe you could just forward them all my information which you already have.

The reason for this is that I am leaving now to go spend a few days with my parents to spend Christmas and the feast of Saint Loki with them. They are very old, they do not have internet, and live far from the city.

So, I will not be able to check my e-mail for a few days.

Enjoy your Christmas!

Love,
Ragnar


AISHA GADDAFI

Dnia 23 grudnia 2015 16:19 Aisha Gaddafi napisa.(a):

My Dear Ragnar ,

I am in receipt of your e-mail , your personal information's and your picture but send your ID which i requested from you for identification and data base records . I sincerely wish you are for real and good. I am greatly delighted to know about your honesty and i feel greatly persuaded that you are very caring too. Thank you also for your love and I really know that you care.

Actually you are aware that i am still in a refugee camp and my situation here is unbearable coupled with my sons ill health which is really very devastating and unimaginable. so help me in prayer that Almighty Allah see me through and heal my son. I have an appointment with the doctor today in the afternoon because of his surgical operation which to take effect in the evening.

However i am very happy you are a honest person like me and you had feeling of love so i want you to assure me that you will be honest to me and that you will not betray me when you received this fund. and i will implore you to think of a lucrative project or venture that we can invest our money into that can be profitable .

Additionally i have forwarded your information to the security Vault to authenticate a change of ownership to your favor making you the BONA-FIDE owner of the said fund .That means that as soon as the authentication is completed, you will automatically become the owner of this fund and i will henceforth be looking up to you to update me in any development from the SECURITY VAULT IN DUBAI.

And also i have asked the SECURITY VAULT LAWYER to prepare power of attorney and Authorization letter to your favor.

More importantly at this juncture ,be informed that you will be forwarding all your correspondence with the SECURITY VAULT to me to enable us have a hitch free transaction.

Below is the information of the security company, contact them immediately and keep me updated.

UNION SECURITY VAULT
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES DUBAI
CONTACT PERSON----- Abdul Mohammed
E-mail : unionvaultsecurities@outlook.com
Email :customercare@unionsecurityvault.org
TEL:+971504150373

Please use the attached certificate which I sent to you in my previous email as a reference on your contact with the security company and establish yourself as the new fund beneficiary and owner for them to expedite action in your favor and also have a scheduled appointment on how the consignment would released to to you.

Until I receive your mail on your discussion with the security company. Thanks you for your co-operation.

Find the attach picture of my son in the hospital for your perusal.

With love from Aisha

[The picture of some sad-looking Middle-Eastern teenager on I.V. in a hospital]


RAGNAR LOTHBROK

24 grudnia 2015 8:22

Yo babe,
Here's my driver's license.

Actually, I'm kind of hoping the kid dies.
This way, we'll have more time to ourselves, and can have hot steamy sex every day. You look delicious!

Your Raggy

[I send them a California Driver's license with Osama Bin Laden's picture. They finally get it and stop writing back. The End]