I'LL HAVE MY MODALITIES CALL YOUR MODALITIES

Updated august 10

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Hi,
They put a spam filter at work, so my supply of business partnerships dried out.
However, some lucky lads still manage to find they way through.
Here is a current scam, with a tip of the hat to you...


Starring:
Mr. Sadiq Yusuf - scammer du jour
His Scamosity, Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta - President Emeritus, Banco Vaticano
and now
Tony Martins - obligatory scam-o-banker

Mr. Sadiq Yusuf

Mr. Sadiq Yusuf
First Atlantic Bank PLC
4/6 Adetokunbo Ademola Street
P. O. Box 75369
Victoria Island, Lagos-Nigeria
Tel: +234-1-2622472 to 6; Tel: 234-1-262249

Dear friend,

This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. The message could be strange but real if you pay some attention to it. I could have notified you about it at least for the sake of your integrity. Please accept my sincere apologies. In bringing this message of goodwill to you, I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any pains.

I am Mr. Sadiq Yusuf, Branch Manager, First Atlantic Bank Plc of Nigeria. I managed to get your contact details through the Internet myself. Time is of the importance and I am desperately looking for a person to assist me in this confidential business. A British oil consultant/contractor with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, Mr. Claude Brian Best made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit on January 6, 1999, valued at US$25,000,000.00 (Twenty- five Million Dollars), for twelve (12) calender months in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation that Mr. Claude Brian Best died from an automobile accident. On further nvestigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless.

I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Claude Brian Best did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$25,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to Nigerian Law, at the expiration of 6 (six) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government if nobody applies to claim the fund.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Claude Brian Best so that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials. This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the service of two lawyers for drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer. A bank account in any part of the world that you will provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me and 40% for you.

There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the attorney and my position as the Branch Manager guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately via the private email address below;

s_yusuf_1@indiatimes.com

Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction.

Please observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.

Awaiting your urgent reply via my email address.

Thanks and regards.

Mr. Sadiq Yusuf

[We almost begrudge the space given over to letters like that. We almost know them by heart. For a summary of many more just like it, see The Dead Bank Customer Memorial Page]


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Tuesday, July 13, 2004 9:02 AM
To: sadiq yusuf; s_yusuf_1@indiatimes.com
Subject: Re: FIRST ATLANTIC BANK PLC.

Dear Sadiq,

First of all, I am glad you were able to obtain my private email address. It shows that you are a resourceful young man.

Your proposal interests me. I like the fact that we are taking the moral high ground by not allowing the fruits of this man's labor to go into some corrupt government official's hands. We are so much more qualified than those scoundrels. Please fill me in all the modalities or, even better, the perfected modalities.

One word of caution: as you probably know, I am a retired Archbishop with considerable resources at my disposal. As such, this matter must remain strictly confidential between us. As some of my former colleagues used to say, it will be our little secret. If you do not believe you can keep the appropriate discretion, feel free to look for another partner.

I look forward to your response,

Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta President Emeritus, Banco Vaticano


Mr. Sadiq Yusuf

Date: Tue, 13 Jul 2004 09:10:47 -0700 (PDT)
From: sadiq yusuf <sadiq_yusuf2004@yahoo.com>
Subject: PROCEDURE TO THIS TRANSACTION (NEW EMAIL ADDRESS)

Mr. Sadiq Yusuf Personal Tel:+234-80-23177686.

Dear Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta,

Good to you.

I received your email and I wish to thank you immensely for your kind interest to co-operate with me on this transaction and your willingness and support to assist me in this transaction. Please, find hereunder the details of the transaction for better understanding. I am very sorry for the late response it was due to the fact that I was away on an official job outside my station.

Actually this transaction is real, and one hundred percent risk free and does not relate to any breach of law or proceed from drugs. It is a matter of necessity to contact you for this transaction without further investigation about your person, as I view you to be a more responsible personality. It is therefore necessary that you tell me a little about yourself.

I hope you would not betray me. As for Trust, it is a given thing that trust is earned, it is not given out lightly; however, because I need a foreigner in this transaction, I must give you my trust; it is worth 40% of this money. I believe that this will keep you from refusing to give my own share of the money if the transaction is completed. All you need to do is just to provide an account in any part of the world where you want this money to be transferred. Upon receipt of this account details, I shall immediately begin the processes of documentation, which will be done by the attorney we shall appoint. We shall make use of two separate attorneys. Like I told you in my first letter, the first attorney will draft a WILL, which will name you as the beneficiary/sole executor of the WILL. This WILL be backdated to purport that it had been written and signed by Mr. Brian Claude Best himself. The second attorney will file in the Federal High Court with an appropriate affidavit in order to secure a letter of probate empowering you as the next of Kin/Sole Beneficiary and Trustee/Sole Executor of the Estate of Mr. Brian Claude Best, which includes the sum of US$25,000,000.00 lying in the Bank Account, which I shall give you. The essence of hiring two attorneys is to make sure that both attorneys will not know that this is a deal. The copy of the Certificate of fixed deposit will be sent to you via fax for your record and better understanding. Upon preparation of these documents and approvals from the Ministry of Justice, the Federal Ministry of Finance, then our correspondence bank will now transfer the money to your nominated account. The attorney will handle all the processes of obtaining the approvals on your behalf. All these processes will be accomplished within 7 working days and money will be transferred to your account immediately. The very good thing about this transaction is that it will be done in a very proper and legal manner. I request your assistance as a foreigner to provide a personal account or company account with the information as follows:

(i) Name and address
(ii) Personal telephone and fax numbers
(iii) Bank name and address
(iv) Account name and account number with ABA number and swift code
if any(Where you want the funds to be transfered into).

On completion of this transaction, you will be required to hold this fund in your account until I come over to your country for the sharing of the money. I would like you to make available to me your private telephone and fax number so that we can discuss. Please confirm your willingness by providing all the requested information above. All modalities for the successful completion of this transaction have been mapped out provided that you maintain absolute confidentiality and keep to my instructions, I shall give to you from time to time for a successful completion.

Please take note of my personal telephone numbers. Contact me always ONLY on the number above and not my official lines. I look forward to your positive response.

Yours sincerely,

Mr. Sadiq Yusuf


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Wednesday, July 14, 2004 9:48 AM
Subject: Re: PROCEDURE TO THIS TRANSACTION (NEW EMAIL ADDRESS)

Dear Sadiq,

Let's get some things straight from the beginning. I don't know what church you belong to, but you obviously are not an Orthodox of the Benevolent Lacedemonian Order of the Ancient Observance (Unreformed). I see that you are not familiar with the titles and privileges that my position carries. This is not the time for a full indoctrination, but from now on you will address me by my formal title, which is "Your Scamosity". Please keep it in mind. I have learned that familiarity breeds contempt, and mutual respect is essential to a successful business relationship.

I am going to open a new bank account for the specific purposes of this transaction. For obvious reasons, I am not going to use my own bank. The more I distance myself from these proceedings the better. I will send you the details as soon as I have them available.

How are we going to prove that I am Mr. Best's next of kin? I do not share his last name or even his nationality. Do I need to create a family tree or something to that effect? Please get back to me as soon as possible.

Regards,

Arch. Papageno Della Tetamenta


Mr. Sadiq Yusuf

Dear Arch. Papageno Della Tetamenta,

Good day to you.

I recieved your messages and I quite understood your points of actions.

From your message, you said you are going to open a different account specifically for this transaction but you must know that it has to be urgent as we do not have enough time to spend in this transaction.

In the question the next of the next of kin issue, please do not bother yourself as when you provide all your contact detials, the first attorney will then draft the WILL all in your name and all the other documents will bear your name making you the sole beneficiary/next of kin to Mr. best. So there is nothing to worry about at all as you know am the originator of this transaction I have already done all my homework to block all the loopholes in making this transaction a 100% riskfree success.

So you have to make sure you send to me your complete details including your new banking details soonest so that the first attorney can commence with the drafting of the WILL. I will also appreciate if you call me on my confidential telephone number +234-80-23177686 so that I can explain more to you and clear all doubts in your minds.

Most importantly, you have to be very very CONFIDENTIAL in this transaction as this is the only way we can achieve a 100% riskfree success in this transaction.

I will expect your call and urgent response

Regards,
Mr. Sadiq Yusuf.


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Friday, July 16, 2004 8:42 AM

If you understood my points and actions, then why don't you address me properly?

A basic condition of a successful business relationship is mutual respect. Following the proper protocol is essential. Please reread my previous email and rewrite your message accordingly.

Arch. Papageno Della Tetamenta


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Monday, July 19, 2004 8:46 AM Subject: Are you there?

For someone with a one-week deadline you are very slow to respond.

I should have the new account tomorrow (Tuesday). Are you still interested?

Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta


Mr. Sadiq Yusuf

Dear Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta,

I am very happy to recieve your message now. Please immediately you get the account opened do not hesitate to send me all the detials so that we can commence with this transaction as we do not have enough time to soend in this transaction.

Regards,
Mr. Sadiq Yusuf.


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Monday, July 19, 2004 12:24 PM
Subject: LAST WARNING

I am rethinking my whole commitment to this business. Looks like you are not able to pay attention to detail, which makes you an unreliable partner.

This is the third and last time I say this. If you fail to address me properly I will terminate our relationship. Go back and read my email from 7/14 for instructions.

Please do not disappoint me.

Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta.


Mr. Sadiq Yusuf

Date: Tue, 20 Jul 2004 04:12:48 -0700 (PDT)
From: sadiq_yusuf2004@yahoo.com
Subject: DETAILS PLS.

YOURS Scamosity,

Please do not be angry with me.

Please try and send the informations so that we can forge ahead with this transaction.

Regards,
Mr. Sadiq Yusuf.


Hook, line and sinker. Let's hope this lasts, I have great plans for this lad...


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Wednesday, July 21, 2004 9:47 AM

Subject: BANK ACCOUNT

Dear Sadiq,

I am glad we finally understand each other.

I have the account number. It is empty, as we discussed, and the account is temporarily locked (stealth mode). The bank advised me to take these precautions, since I had to open a Special Super-Sized account in order to hold the amounts involved.

Here are the account details:

Silverado Savings and Loans
Denver, Colorado
SWIFT CODE: IRRVTS3N
FUR. CT. SWIT CODE: They told me to keep this one to myself. Let me know if you absolutely need it.
A/C NO: 3141592654

As you can see, I am fully commited to the success of this transaction. Please write back to me as soon as possible with the details of the next steps.

Regards,
Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta


Mr. Sadiq Yusuf

Date: Wed, 21 Jul 2004 16:28:27 -0700 (PDT)
From: sadiq yusuf <sadiq_yusuf2004@yahoo.com>
Subject: YOUR COMPLETE DETAILS PLS.

Yours Scamosity,

Thank you very much for your sending your bank details. But you have to understand that you have to send your complete details which includes the following:
YOUR COMPLETE NAME AND ADDRESS
YOUR CONFIDENTIAL TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER.

We need these informations so that the first attorney
can draft the
WILL all in your name making you the sole
beneficiary/next of kin to
Mr. Best

[that is just a taste of how their sentences look - we smooth it out so you don't get dizzy]

I await your response urgently so that the attorney
can draft the
WILL.
Regards,
Mr. Sadiq Yusuf.


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Thursday, July 22, 2004 1:32 PM

Dear Sadiq,

I need to travel to Rome urgently. His Holiness the Pope has requested my immediate presence at the Vatican. It appears that there are some important developments within the church. I will keep you posted.

However, our business must proceed as planned. I spoke to the bank and they told me I have full access to all my accounts. I also will be checking my email daily. By the way, you still have not provided me with the details about our next steps. I will appreciate your being more forthcoming in the future.

Here is the information you requested:

Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta
Palazzo Borgia
Piazza Pio XII
Roma, Citta Eterna
Italia

Regards,
Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta


Mr. Sadiq Yusuf

Date: Thu, 22 Jul 2004 15:47:53 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: CONTACT THE ATTORNEY AND CALL ME URGENTLY.

Yours Scamosity,

Thank you very much for sending me your complete details as the attorney has already drafted the WILL all in your name. I am attaching the copies of the WILL including the bank statement of Mr. Best. You have to make sure you print out these documents and keep them in a very safe place because I spent almost US$25,500.00 to get all these documets and to settle the lawyer who drafted the WILL. You have to keep these documents in a very safe place in case the second attorney who you will be contacting might need them. Please you have to send me your confidential telephone and fax numbers so that I can call you when the need be.

The details of the second lawyer you will be contacting to SECURE A PROBATE TO THE WILL is:

NAME: BARRISTER TONY MARTINS
TEL: +234-80-33048561
EMAIL: t_martins_san@lawyer .com

Immmediately you get this message, call the attorney and also send him an email telling him THAT YOU WANT HIM TO ASSIST YOU IN SECURING A PROBATE TO A WILL WHOM YOU ARE THE NEXT OF KIN TO.

Immediately you have contacted him please call me to let me know what you discussed with him so that I can put you through someother things you might not understand that the attorney might want you to explain to him.

I will await your call and response. Regards,
Mr. Sadiq Yusuf.

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THIS IS THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENTS OF MR. CLAUDE BEST, A CONTRACTOR/BUSINESSMAN OF PLOT 425 ABAYOMI CLOSE, IKOYI, LAGOS, NIGERIA.

I hereby revoke all previous testamentary disposition made by me. I hereby appoint ARCHBISHOP PAPAGENO DELLA TETAMENTA of PALAZZO PIAZZA PIO XII ROMA, CITTA ETERNA

ITALIA, to be the sole executor, trustee and/next of kin of this my WILL.

1. I declare that I made a time deposit of US$25,000,000(Twenty-five Million united state dollars) for twelve (12) months vide account number 0111047889 with First Atlantic bank Plc Victoria Island branch, Lagos-Nigeria.

2. I gave the benefit of my time deposit in the sum of US$25,000,000(Twenty-five Million united state dollars) together with all accrued interest thereon to my beloved beneficiary by name ARCHBISHOP PAPAGENO DELLA TETAMENTA absolutely.

3. I direct that my family home at plot 425 Abayomi close, Ikoyi Lagos Nigeria be sold and the proceeds be donated Pacelli School for the Blind in Ikoyi, Lagos Nigeria absolutely.

4. I direct that all my cars, and personal effect be sold and all the proceed be donated to Pacelli School for the Blind in Ikoyi, Lagos Nigeria absolutely.

5. I forgive and release completely all debt whether secured or not which my be owing me at the time of my death by any person (but not by any body cooperate, Government department, Local authority, firm or association of persons).

6. I declare that my inheritance is free from any indebtedness to any party, whether any individual persons or cooperate body, Government department, Local authorities, and therefore, upon acceptance, my heir will be fully entitled to benefit from the above mentioned assets in their entirety, with no legal necessity to correspond my funds to any third party.


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 4:36 PM

Dear Sadiq,

I just arrived to Rome and I am writing to you in a hurry, since I am on my way to an audience with the Pope.

I do not have a private phone or fax, and it is unlikely that I will find one that has the required conditions of privacy and security. You see, I am staying at the Borgia house with my niece Lucrezia, a very nosy woman. Even though she is Italian, she is also a cunning linguist among other talents, and could easily eavesdrop in our conversations. For the time being, email is the safest way of communicating.

I will get in touch with the attorney as soon as I am back from the Vatican. By the way, are you sure this barrister guy is trustworthy?

Regards,
Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 4:42 PM
To: t_martins_san@lawyer.com
Cc: sadiq_yusuf2004@yahoo.com
Subject: Hello

Dear Tony,

I am contacting you on behalf of my partner Mr. Sadiq Yusuf.

I need your assistance in securing a probate to a will whom I am the next of kin to.

If any of this makes sense, please get back to me as soon as possible.

Kind Regards,
Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta

(This introductory letter from the second lawyer is a very impressive piece of work, with the text in different sizes, colors and fonts, complete with a confidentiality clause and three mentions to the constitution in one paragraph. Too bad they still haven't figured out how to write)


Tony Martins

From: "tony martins" <t_martins_san@lawyer.com>
Date: Sun, 25 Jul 2004 07:32:43 -0500
Subject: ACT ACCORDINGLY.

Tony Martins & Associates

SOLICITORS AND ADVOCATES of the
Supreme Court of Nigeria

(Notary Public)

18, Ayo Alabi Street, Ogba, Lagos - Nigeria
Tel: +234-80-33048561
FAX: +234-1-78798763.
Email: t_martins_san@lawyer.com
Our Ref: AOI/LAW/NDB/VOL12

Your Ref:.....................................

Date: 24-07-2004

ATTN: ARCHBISHOP PAPAGENO DELLA TETAMENTA.

RE: SECURING OF A PROBATE TO A WILL

Dear client,

Thank you very much for your message. I quite
understood all
You want my chambers to do for you in the brief in
assisting you in
securing the PROBATE to the WILL. We will do
everything within the
constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria to
abide within the
constitution of the country to assist you in this
brief and do
nothing contrary within the constitution.

Before we can begin with the brief of securing the probate, I will like you to send to this chambers the following information:

1. YOUR COMPLETE NAM E AND ADDRESS.
2. YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.
3. THE COPY OF THE WILL.

We will need all this information in our Federal High court here in Nigeria to be able to secure the probate.

Immediately you send this information, you have to call me to notify me that you have send me the information so that I will be able to act accordingly.

We once again thank you for using TONY MARTINS & ASSOCIATES in Securing the probate to a will.

I will await your ca ll and response.

Yours faithfully, Tony Martins & Associates
Barrister Tony Martins (SAN).

NOTE:
This message transmittal may be solicitor-client privileged and contains confidential information intended only for the person(s) named above. Any other distribution, copying or disclosure is strictly prohibited. If you have received this fax in error, please notify us immediately by telephone and return the original transmission to us by mail without making a copy.

Barrister Tony Martins (Principal Partner), Barrister
Remmy Martins, Barrister I. Alameh,
Barrister Gani Ahmed, Barrister Rosemary Ubaka (Mrs.) - Partners.



Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Monday, July 26, 2004 11:00 AM
Subject: URGENT

Hello, Sadiq

I just came back from a very busy weekend at the Vatican. I have some important developments to tell you, but first I need to know a few things about you.

First, are you a Christian? If not, what is your religion? Please do not get me wrong. There are no "right" or "wrong" answers. I just need your information in order to send you the correct version of the secrecy oath you must take. This should give you an idea of the magnitude of the news I am about to communicate.

Second, are you willing to keep my business in absolute confidence? I think it is only fair, since I am doing the same for you.

Third, how long will it take for us to get the money out of Nigeria? Timing is very important, as you will see very soon.

I received an email from the second lawyer, asking for my basic information. I was very impressed by the professionalism he displays in his email. I hope we get along well.

Please write back to me as soon as possible, we need to get going right away

Regards,
Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta


Mr. Sadiq Yusuf

Date: Mon, 26 Jul 2004 15:18:41 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: ANSWER.

Yours scamosity,

How was your travelling to the vatican. I hope it was spendid.

Yes am a christain. I am wiiling to keep your business in absolute confidence.

Immediately the second attorney gets the PROBATE to the WILL and he gets he takes the probate to my bank so that he can get complete custodey of the funds, the funds will leave Nigeria for your account by swift wire transfer.

I hope I have answered your questions. Please try and send the attorney your details as we do not have enough time to spend in this transaction.

Rergards,
Mr. Yusuf


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Tuesday, July 27, 2004 9:29 AM

Dear Sadiq,

Thank you for getting back to me so quickly. I am realizing that you will be a valuable and trusted ally in out future projects, as well as the current one.

However, I am terribly troubled by the ineptitude of the lawyer you have selected. I am referring to the first one, not Barrister Martins.

I am very happy I caught this before I sent flawed papers to Tony. Please take a look at the will this moron of a lawyer wrote for us. (Will2.doc). My address is all wrong. There is no Palazzo Piazza Pio XII in Roma. Do you realize that writing the incorrect address in a legal document can bring us all sorts of problems later on?

I cannot believe you paid over 25,000 dollars to this guy to write four pieces of paper, and he made such a major mistake in one of them. I had to study law when I was attending Archbishop Academy, and the first lesson they teach you is to make sure you get all of your client information correct. I hope you get a refund from this nitwit.

In order to speed the process I could just change the address myself and send it to Tony, but I do not want to make that decision without your approval. Should I do it that way or should we force the lawyer to amend the will? Please let me know how to proceed.

Regards,
Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta

AUGUST


Mr. Sadiq Yusuf

Date: Tue, 27 Jul 2004 15:22:59 -0700 (PDT)
From: sadiq yusuf <sadiq_yusuf2004@yahoo.com>
Subject: SEND THE CORRECT ADDRESS URGENTLY.
Yours scamosity,

Thank yu very much for your message.

Thank you very much for your observations. You do not have to blame the first attorney as it is the address you gave me was the one I forwarded to him to draft the WILL. So plesae try and send the correct address as I will have to pay an extra money for the WILL2 to be amended.

So please send your correct address soonest so that we can forge ahead to conclude this transaction as we do not have enough time to send in this transaction.

I will be expecting your urgent response.

Regards,
Mr. Sadiq Yusuf.


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Wednesday, July 28, 2004 10:08 AM
To: sadiq yusuf
Subject: TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS

SIGNORE YUSUF,

I WILL APPRECIATE IT IF YOU STOP BLAMING ME FOR YOUR MISTAKES. AT THE END OF THIS MESSAGE IS A COPY OF THE EMAIL I SENT YOU ON JULY 22 WITH MY CONTACT INFORMATION. PLEASE CHECK IT AGAINST YOUR OWN COPY AND PUT THE BLAME WHERE IT BELONGS.

I EXPECT AN IMMEDIATE APOLOGY.

ARCHBISHOP PAPAGENO DELLA TETAMENTA


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Thursday, July 29, 2004 8:37 AM
To: tony martins
Cc: sadiq_yusuf2004@yahoo.com
Subject: INFORMATION

Dear Tony,

Here is the information you requested:

Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta
Palazzo Borgia
Piazza Pio XII
Roma Citta Eterna
Italia.

You will find the will attached to this message. Please proceed accordingly wiht the probate to the will.

Regards,

Archbishop Papagenop Della Tetamenta


Tony Martins

From: "tony martins" <t_martins_san@lawyer.com>
Date: Thu, 29 Jul 2004 19:05:47 -0500
Subject: ACT ACCORDINGLY.

---------------------------------
Tony Martins & Associates
SOLICITORS AND ADVOCATES of the Supreme Court of Nigeria

(Notary Public)

18, Ayo Alabi Street, Ogba, Lagos - Nigeria

Tel: +234-80-33048561
FAX: +234-1-78798763.
Email: t_martins_san@lawyer.com

Our Ref: AOI/LAW/NDB/VOL12

Your Ref:.....................................

Date: 30-07-2004

RE: SECURING OF A PROBATE TO A WILL

Dear client,

Sir,

As a follow up to the email message to you, be rest assured that our chambers, Tony Martins and associates will be ready to serve you with respect to the processing of your fund release documents which empowers the Nigerian Federal High Court to activate your entitlements to your nominated bank account in accordance with the Federal Government of Nigeria Legal and banking matters as mentioned in decree no. 2 subsection i-iv as amended in 1992 on fulfillments of conditions.

We have also received the documents, which you send to us, which includes;

THE COPY OF THE WILL.

Sir, before we can commence with the securing of the probate to the will which entitle you as the sole beneficiary of the WILL you will have to send to us the stated below amount so that we will be able to secure a PROBATE with our Federal High court empowering us to asses to the money in your name so that we can immediately transfer the money into the account with you have not provided to us. The following amount is needed to secure the probate:

A. Assessment Sworn Affidavit:
US$1,650B. Filing Fees/ Stamp Duty fees: US$3,700

C. Legal Professional fees:
US$2,500.

We shall accept the total of US$7,850 for the government charges of a & b and our service charge of c. Please note that the charges, assessment and filing fees are mandatory government levies which are not negotiable.

Because of time frame please use the below method of payment to us via Western Union Money Transfers world wide, through

RECEIVERS NAME: ANDREW MOMODU
ADDRESS: 1 AKIN OSEYEMI STREET LAGOS-NIGERIA

After the Payment has been made, you have to send to this chamber the proof of payment, which is the receipt of the information of the Payment, which includes the following information:

NAME AND ADDRESS OF SENDER
NAME AND ADDRESS OF RECIEVER
AMOUNT SENT
CONTROL NUMBER
TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER.

You have to send this information via Email immediately for confirmation so as to hasten the collection of the funds so as to act fast in transferring the funds to your account after completion of the brief.

However, immediately you get this message you have to acknowledge it by calling me and also sending me a mail unfailingly for further discussion.

Yours faithfully, Tony Martins & Associates

Barrister Tony Martins (SAN).


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Friday, July 30, 2004 9:24 AM
To: tony martins
Cc: sadiq_yusuf2004@yahoo.com

Subject: UNDERSTOOD

Hello, Tony.

I have read your conditions, and I will answer you as soon as I have a chance to discuss them with my partner. I recently lost communication with him, I assume he is away in important government business.

Regards,

Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta


Mr. Sadiq Yusuf

Date: Fri, 30 Jul 2004 16:04:27 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: PLS SEND THE FEES TO THE ATTORNEY.

Yours Scamosity,

I recieved the mail sent to you by the attorney and also the one you sent to him. I do not understood who the partner is that yu have lost contact with.

Please try and send the fees to the attorney so that he can secure the probate and get access to the funds in the bank.

Regards,
Mr. Sadiq Yusuf.


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Monday, August 02, 2004 10:17 AM
To: sadiq yusuf

. Signore Yusuf,

I am beginning to realize that I am not dealing with the sharpest tack in the box here. It is you, of course!!! I sent you a message last Wednesday and I have not received any response. What do you want me to tell him? My associate has not apologized to me yet? I am trying to save face, for both of us!!! You are welcome.

Did you get the message or not? I am not here to play games, but to finish a business, and I am in a hurry.

Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta

Here is a copy of my last message to you, and I am still waiting for a response.


Mr. Sadiq Yusuf

Date: Mon, 2 Aug 2004 15:21:02 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: PLS ACCEPT MY APPOLOGY.

Yours scamosity,

I am very sorry for this and I quite appoloigise for the mistake I made last time on your information. Please forgive me.

Please try and see that you sent the fees to the attorney so that we can conclude this transaction and get the funds wired into your account.

I will await your urgent response that you have sent the attorney the fees.

Regards,
Mr. Sadiq Yusuf.

I got a promotion, but was not easy.

If this lad answers me after this, I swear I am moving to Nigeria and start selling land over there.



Mr. Sadiq Yusuf

Date: Tue, 27 Jul 2004 15:22:59 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: SEND THE CORRECT ADDRESS URGENTLY.

Yours scamosity,

Thank yu very much for your message.

Thank you very much for your observations. You do not have to blame the first attorney as it is the address you gave me was the one I forwarded to him to draft the WILL. So plesae try and send the correct address as I will have to pay an extra money for the WILL2 to be amended.

So please send your correct address soonest so that we can forge ahead to conclude this transaction as we do not have enough time to send in this transaction.

I will be expecting your urgent response.

Regards,
Mr. Sadiq Yusuf.


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Wednesday, July 28, 2004 10:08 AM
To: sadiq yusuf
Subject: TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS

SIGNORE YUSUF,

I WILL APPRECIATE IT IF YOU STOP BLAMING ME FOR YOUR MISTAKES. AT THE END OF THIS MESSAGE IS A COPY OF THE EMAIL I SENT YOU ON JULY 22 WITH MY CONTACT INFORMATION. PLEASE CHECK IT AGAINST YOUR OWN COPY AND PUT THE BLAME WHERE IT BELONGS.

I EXPECT AN IMMEDIATE APOLOGY.

ARCHBISHOP PAPAGENO DELLA TETAMENTA


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Dear Tony,

I understand and accept your terms and fees. We will see that you receive your proper compensation.

However, you mention that we should send the money using Western Union "because of time frame". I do not believe we are in a very tight schedule here. Please let me know what other payment options are available, even if it causes a delay of a few more days.

Sincerely,

Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Tuesday, August 03, 2004 10:07 AM
To: sadiq yusuf
Subject: ALL IS FORGIVEN

My friend,

There cannot be grudges between partners. All is forgiven and forgotten. You have showed the marks of a true man: to recognize one's mistakes. My trust in you has doubled because of your courageous message.

Ignore the message I sent Tony, I am trying to buy us some time.

As you probably know, he is asking for almost 8,000 dollars. Since you have decided to give me 40% of the proceeds and keep 60% for yourself, it is only fair that we share the expenses as well. Let me know your thoughts on this.

Regards,

Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta


Mr. Sadiq Yusuf

Date: Tue, 3 Aug 2004 17:22:18 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE.

Yours scamosity,

Thank you very much for accepting my appology. This has really make me understand that to "err is human and to forgive is divine".

I quite understood what you are saying that we should share the burden of paying the lawyer his fees but you have to understand that all the expenses I paid during the course of getting all the documents I sent to you and also to settle the first attorney which costs about US$25,500 I did not ask that we share the burden then, because I did not want to disturb you then by asking you to send me part of the money as I know it is a "cross I have chosen to carry" so I went on borrowing money from friends and also I had to sell the plot of land I inherited from my late father just to make sure that I settle everything. I shouldn't be telling you all this but I had to for you to know the extent I went in making sure that we get to this almost concluded stage of this transaction.

I am on my knees begging you in the name of God to see what you can do by sending the attorney the fees even if not paying him all the money for now but at least a substancial part of the money just to commit him in assisting us to secure the probate to the WILL which is the last hurdle we are going to pass through before we conclude this transaction.

I will be expecting your urgent response.

Regards,
Mr. Sadiq Yusuf.


Tony Martins

Date: Tue, 03 Aug 2004 20:03:03 -0500
Subject: METHOD OF PAYMENT.

ATTN: ARCHBISHOP PAPAGENO DELLA TETAMENTA

FROM: TONY MARTINS AND ASSOCIATES.

Dear Client,

We recieved your message dated 3rd August 2004 requesting that we should give you an alternative method of payment of the fees since you are not in haste in us doing our proceeds for you by securing a probate to the WILL.

Sir, this is the only way we accept payment in this chambers for reasons best known to us from our past experince. So you have to comply with this method of payment for now.

We expect to hear from you soonest.

Yours faithfully,
Barr. Tony Martins (S.A.N)


Mr. Sadiq Yusuf

Date: Tue, 3 Aug 2004 19:16:27 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBER PLS.

Yours Scamosity,

Good day to you.

I sent you an email earlier today explaining myself to you about my present financial state.

From the message you sent to the attoney which you said I should ignore, I think the earlier we conclude this transaction the better as we do not have enough time to spend in this transaction. Delay might be dangerous, so we should do everything possible that we conclude this transaction at least before the end of this week.

I will also advise that you send me your private telephone number so that I can be calling you as email alone will not suffice now at this very crucial stage of this transaction so that we do not make any mistake with might jeopardise the success of this almost concluded transaction.

I will await your urgent response.

Rgards,
Mr. Sadiq Yusuf.


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Wednesday, August 04, 2004 10:06 AM
To: sadiq yusuf
Subject: HOPE IS ON THE WAY

Hello, my friend

Aw, shucks. Please do not mention it anymore. We need to look forward.

If I understand your original email correctly, the will has an expiration date of six years, so a few more days will not do us any harm.

There are very important develoments from my side. If everything goes according plan, I will be in conditions to afford the full payment Tony has requested by the beginning of next week.

Before I can fill you in with the details, I need two things from you. First take a look at these two articles. It will give you a quick background at what is at stake here.

http://www.mccw-usa.org/news/article21.html

http://www.cwnews.com/news/viewstory.cfm?recnum=24668

In second place, I need you to return the following oath of allegiance to me. Just add your full name, place and date of birth, and current address at the end. For your convenience I am enclosing the English translation as well.

xxxxxxx

Cogito ergo sum, Sadiqus Yusuferum Africanum Nigeriam cruciatus expeliamus. Rerum novarum ex libris, contra natura desideratum factotum Episcopus Superbus Papagenum Tetamentorum confidentis.

Niponis mobilis altima, maxima et tacoma sunt. Supra obsoletum est. Expecto patronum 10 status quo, impervius 419 totalitarium et wingardium leviosa 12 hipocampus.

Semper fidelis vademecum Deus ex machina,

(Your full name, place and date of birth and current address here).

xxxxx

By the present oath I, Sadiq Yusuf, from Nigeria, Africa, in full use of my mental and physical abilities solemnly pledge mutual allegiance, trust and friendship to my blood brother, Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta.

I summon as witnesses of this promise the 10 commandments of the divine law and the 419 articles of human law, and the ever vigilant spirits of the 12 chosen disciples.

Always faithful with God as my witness,

xxxxx

Please do not take this oath lightly. It will be extremely disrespectful to my beliefs, and the future of our relationship depends on it.

Your partner,

Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Wednesday, August 04, 2004 10:12 AM
To: tony martins
Subject: Re: METHOD OF PAYMENT.

Dear Tony,

Forgive me for second guessing your motives, but I have quite a bit of experience with international transactions. I have learned that credit card is usually the most secure method of payment. Are you unwilling to use it because of the transaction fee that the card company charges? If that is the case, I am willing to pay the extra fee involved, which is usually about 4 percent of the total amount. The peace of mind is well worth the expense.

I can use any of the major credit cards, including Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and Diners Club.

Please get back to me as soon as possible,

Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta


Tony Martins

Date: Wed, 04 Aug 2004 19:27:41 -0500
Subject: PAYMENT.

ATTN: ARCHBISHOP PAPAGENO DELLA TETAMENTA
FROM: TONY MARTINS $ ASSOCIATES.

Dear Client,

We recieved your message asking if you can pay us with credit card.

Sir, let me tell you a little bit about myself, I am SENIOR ADVOCATE OF NIGERIA(S.A.N) which is equivalent to the QUEEN OF ENGLANDS COUNCIL(Q.C), this is my 38th year as an attorney of law and I have not seen where in my profession that a client will pay his or her attorney using credit card. If in your country lawyers accept credit card, we do not accept it here in my country as we do not operate credit card scheme here in my country. If you take your credit card to the WESTERN UNION OFFICE and it is accepted there, then fine provided we can collect the fees here in Nigeria.

You are free to use any method provided we are able to collect the fees here in cash so that we can go on with our brief in securing the probate for you.

Yours faithfully,
Barr. Tony Martins (S.A.N)


Mr. Sadiq Yusuf

Date: Wed, 4 Aug 2004 19:43:03 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM.

Sir,

I do not eally understrand why you are taking all these steps in seeing this transaction through.

First of all, I do not see the relationship between this transaction and the articles you said I should read and also the oat you said I should take. I am very sorry to say that this are irrelevant procedure concerning this transaction and I will appreciate if we pay more attention of the success of this transaction as this is what is more important now.

Please try and see what you can do in sending the lawyer the fees as we do not have enough time to spend in his transaction as you have to know that it is a eal we are doing that time is of the essence.

I await your urgent resonse.

Regards,
Mr. Sadiq Yusuf.


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Thursday, August 05, 2004 1:31 PM
To: sadiq yusuf
Subject: Re: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM.

Signore,

Please have a little patience and everything will be explained to you.

I already told you that I will have all the necessary cash resources at my disposal early next week, as soon as the election is over. I cannot tell you any more details until I receive the signed oath from you.

I look forward to continue this mutually beneficial relationship. I hope you feel the same.

Kind regards,

Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta


Mr. Sadiq Yusuf

Date: Thu, 5 Aug 2004 17:05:10 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: OAT.

By the present oath I, Sadiq Yusuf, from Nigeria, Africa, in full use of my mental and physical abilities solemnly pledge mutual allegiance, trust and friendship to my blood brother, Archbishop Papageno Della Tetamenta. I summon as witnesses of this promise the 10 commandments of the divine law and the 419 articles of human law, and the ever vigilant spirits of the 12 chosen disciples. Always faithful with God as my witnes.

SADIQ YUSUF
DATE OF BIRTH: JAN 29TH 1955
PLACE OF BIRTH: LAGOS
ADDRESS: 31, AWOYOKUN STREET, PALM GROOVE, ONIPAN, LAGOS.


Archbishop Papageno della Tetamenta

Sent: Thursday, August 05, 2004 9:12 PM
To: sadiq yusuf
Subject: PERFECT!!!!!

EXCELLENT. I AM RIGHT NOW ON MY WAY TO THE VATICAN. THE CONCLAVE BEGINS IN TWO HOURS. I WILL BE COMPLETELY OUT OF TOUCH FOR THE NEXT FORTY EIGHT HOURS AT LEAST. WAIT FOR MY MESSAGE. PLEASE DELETE THIS EMAIL AFTER READING IT.

ARCHBISHOP PAPAGENO DELLA TETAMENTA


Mr. Sadiq Yusuf

Sent: Tuesday, August 10, 2004 1:53 PM
Subject: GREAT NEWS!!!!!!

Dear Sadiq,

I am now in position to tell you the whole story. Remember, I have your binding oath of loyalty, make sure you keep this to yourself.

Due to the Pope's poor health (remember the articles I sent you?) the archbishops and cardinals decided to hold a secret election (conclave) to choose the successor to the Pontif.

After some maneuvering, and with the help of the Secretary of State of the Vatican, I obtained the majority of the votes, and have been therefore elected as the future Pope.

You must understand that very few people has access to this information, and the news will not be made public for a while. However, the nomination is official, and I have accepted it with the name of Sixtus VI.

In my new position I am now able to get the funding we need, and am ready to proceed. I will need you to resend me the email address of Tony, somehow I must have deleted it from my contact list.

Thank you for your patience and understanding, I primise you will not be disappointed.

I look forward to your response,

Sixtus VI

PS: my new position has the formal title of "Your Holiness". It is an ancient tradition, please remember to use it in your correspondence.


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