THE PRINCESS ISSUES A WARRANT

the flip-off? dec 9

MR DANGOTE ALINCO - scammer
vs.
HRH PRINCESS MARGARET - no not that one, another one

and introducing
CHARLES SOLUDO* - Mr Dangote's banker
and
MICHAEL MONTAGUE BARRYMORE - her Majesty's legal advisor and introducing once more
SIR CHARLES FARNES-BARNES - her Majesty's estate agent
JEREMY BLUNKETT-BLAIR - Charles' assistant
and enter
SPECIAL AGENT ILICHY MIRACSKY - called in for the special jobs

and now!
SIR LONSLO TOSSOV - the heavy artillery

*Charles Soludo is a real person and nothing to do with the Lads, we presume.
They like to borrow names.


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

ATTENTION:
I am MR DANGOTE ALINCO, Bank Manager Orient Bank Nig Plc,Victoria Island Branch,Lagos, Nigeria. I have an urgent and confidential business proposal for you.

PROPOSAL:
On November 6, 1999, a Foreign oil merchant/Contractor with the NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM COPORATION, MR KEN POWER, made a numbered time(Fixed) Deposit for twelve (12) calendar months,valued at US$28,000,000.00 (Twenty-Eight Million Dollars)in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month,we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers,THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM COPORATION that MR KEN POWER died from an automobile accident.

On further investigation,I found out that he died without making a WILL and all attempts to trace his NEXT OF KIN was friutless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that MR KEN POWER did not declare any KIN OR RELATIONS IN ALL HIS OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS, INCLUDING HIS BANK DEPOSIT PAPER WORK IN MY BANK. This sum of US$28,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. NO PERSON WILL EVER COME FOWARD TO CLAIM IT.

According to NIGERIAN LAW, at the expiration of 5(FIVE) YEARS, the money will revert to the ownership of the NIGERIAN FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IF NOBODY APPLIES TO CLAIM THE FUND.

Consequently, my proposal is that I WANT YOU TO STAND IN AS THE NEXT OF KIN/BENEFICIARY OF THIS FUND. So that the fruits of this old man?s labour will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials.What we are going to do is simple.You have to provide the following information.

1; YOUR FULL NAMES AND ADDRESS:
2: YOUR PRIVATE PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS:
3: YOUR BANKING INFORMATION:

We shall use these information to prepare DOCUMENTS AND AFFIDAVITS, THROUGH AN ACCREDITED ATTORNEY REPRESENTING YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN/BENEFICIARY OF THIS FUND DEPOSIT.We shall need the services of the Attorney for the DRAFTING AND NOTARISATION OF THE WILL,AND FOR OBTAINING ALL NECESSARY DOCUMENTS AND LETTER OF PROBATE/ADMINISTRATION IN YOUR FAVOUR FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND into an account you will provide.

For your assistance, you will be adequately compensated with 40%) of the total sum. (55%) will be my own share while (5%) will be set aside to cover any incidental expenses made both at home and abroad before conclusion of this deal.This transaction is 100% risk free as the paper work will be done by the Attorney and my position as the Branch Manager guarantees the successful execution. If you are interested in assisting me in this transaction,please reply immidiately via my email under.Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand this transaction better.

Please realise that the confidentiality of this arrangement must be maintained from now, and even after the successful complition of this transaction.I will meet with you in your country for disbursement after the fund has been released to you and also to discuss investment potentials as I will like to invest in your country with your assistance.

Thank you.

Regards,
MR DANGOTE ALINCO.
NB :RESPOND TO MY PRIVATE EMAIL : dangotealinco@yahoo.com


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: Wed Oct 6, 2004 8:19:15 AM

Dear Dangoat Alinco

I have just opened my mail after spending a week or two away skiiing at Smegaroon and discover your mail. I am flabbergasted how you have reached this address and the nature of your proposal. Is this some kind of native joke?

M

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret VC, Duchess of Great Tesco, Stewardess of Llareggub, Prioress of Lotto,
Room 101
The Royal Les Dawson Suite
Kensington Doss House,
Buckingham
London
FU2 GlT


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

From: dangote alinco <dangotealinco@yahoo.com>
To: Princess Margaret
Subject: Re: DETAILS AND MODALITIES
Date: Thu, 7 Oct 2004 11:33:10 -0700 (PDT)
Received: from [67.107.89.37]

ATTN: MARGARET,

MY DEAR FRIEND.

COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY TO YOU.I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL AND I AM VERY HAPPY THAT YOU ARE WILLING AND READY TO ASSIST US ACTUALISE THIS TRANSACTION. MY COLLEAGUES AND I HAVE DELIBERATED ON YOUR MAIL AND WE HAVE REACHED A CONSENSUS THAT WORK SHOULD COMMENSE IMMEDIATELY.THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS PROPOSAL AND I WILL APPRECIATE IT IF IT IS HANDLED AS SUCH. I NEED SOMEBODY THAT I CAN TRUST AND I BELIEVE I CAN TRUST YOU.

WITH YOUR READINESS IN ASSISTING ME ACTUALISE THIS TRANSACTION, I BELIEVE THAT IF WE WORK COOPERATIVELY WE WOULD BE ABLE TO CONCLUDE THIS TRANSACTION IN A MATTER OF 5-7 WORKING DAYS. WELL,IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO LET YOU KNOW A LITTLE BIT OF MYSELF, I HAVE BEEN WORKING WITH STANDARD TRUST BANK FOR THE PAST 25 YEARS,MARRIED WITH 4 CHILDREN.I WILL ALSO APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WILL AVAIL ME SOME OF THESE INFORMATIONS;

1. ARE YOU MARRIED WITH KIDS ?
2. I HOPE WE WILL NOT HAVE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR BANK BECAUSE OF THE VOLUME ? IN OTHER WORDS CAN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT ACCOMODATE THE VOLUME OF FUNDS TO BE TRANSFERRED ?.

HOWEVER, TO BE ABLE TO CARRY OUT THIS TRANSACTION,WE HAVE SOLICITED FOR THE SERVICES OF AN ATTORNEY WHO WILL ASSIST US IN WRITING AN APPLICATION FOR CLAIMS ON YOUR BEHALF. THEREFORE,YOUR BANK ACCOUNT PARTICULARS WILL BE ATTACHED TO THE APPLICATION AND SUBMITTED TO THE FOREIGN TRANSACTION DEPARTMENT.FURTHERMORE,WE AGREED THAT UPON RECEIPT OF THE FUNDS INTO THE BANK ACCOUNT THAT YOU WILL NOMINATE FOR THIS TRANSACTION,YOU SHOULD WITHOLD 40% AS INDICATED IN MY PROPOSAL,55% FOR MY COLLEAGUES AND MY SELF WHILE THE REMAINING 5% HAS BEEN EARMARKED FOR BOTH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL EXPENSES THAT MIGHT BE INCURRED IN THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSACTION.

WE HAVE WORKED OUT MODALITIES ON HOW THIS TRANSACTION WOULD BE CARRIED OUT SUCCESSFULLY IN THE SHORTEST POSSIBLE TIME. AFTER SUBMITTING THE APPLICATION, I WILL THEN RETRIEVE THE DOCUMENTS USED IN THE SETTING UP OF THE ACCOUNT INITIALLY FROM THE FILE OF OUR LATE CUSTOMER AND THEN WRITE/INDICATE YOUR NAME AS THE NEXT OF KIN AND PROCESS OTHER DOCUMENTS THAT WILL HAVE YOU AS THE BONAFIDE BENEFICIARY. THESE DOCUMENTS WOULD BE SENT TO YOU ALSO ON PROCUREMENT.ONCE THE DOCUMENTS ARE PROCESSED AND APPROVAL GOTTEN,THEN THE FOREIGN TRANSACTION DEPARTMENT WILL CONTACT YOU TO MAKE ALL NECESSARY ARRANGEMENTS FOR THE TRANSFER.

I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO CONSOLIDATING OUR RELATIONSHIP IN THE NEAR FUTURE.PLEASE LIKE I CLEARLY STATED IN MY PROPOSAL,WE HAVE TO KEEP THIS TRANSACTION VERY SECRET BECAUSE OF ITS CONFIDENTIAL NATURE.PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO INCLUDE YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS IN YOUR RESPONSE TO THIS MAIL.MEANWHILE,MY DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER IS 234 - 1 - 8920325, YOU CAN ALWAYS REACH ME ON THIS NUMBER.FOR SECURITY REASONS, ALL CORRESPONDENCE SHOULD BE DIRECTED THIS MAIL ADDRESS:

I AWAIT YOUR BANK PARTICULARS.

BEST REGARDS AND GOD BLESS

ALINCO DANGOTE


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: Fri Oct 8, 2004 2:40:20 AM

Dear Mr Alinco

Thank you for your very prompt and detailed reply, written rather alarmingly in capitals (I was wondering if you have a problem with pharmaceutical abuse out there?). May I congratulate you on your attention to detail and business acuity.

As far as your questions go, I can answer with the following:

I am blessed with three lovely children, Princess Candy as well as Princess Wayne and Darren.

Do not worry about the large influx of funds into the Royal Wankershire Bank. I maintain a substantial balance there and the Manager, Mr Vimto will be entirely unfazed.

I must admit to some degree of hesitation in supplying my direct phone number so readily. You will understand that the current security situation makes this a contentious issue. After all we have yet to establish trust and I would not want my number bandied around drinking holes and night clubs.

However I do want to offer some gesture so have arranged for the following fax number to be made available: 44 906 174 3615.

In the meantime please attend to your phone number as it appears to be answered by some jabbering inebriate.

MARGARET

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:29:17 AM

Dear Mr Alinco

What is happening with this business? We have heard nothing since your last, rather fractious message. Are you serious in this matter or not?

MARGARET


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Received: from [195.166.240.146]

Attn: Margaret,

Good day to you. I am very sorry for the late response, as a matter of fact I have been very busy trying to work out arrangements that will have us conclude this transaction in good time.I am also sorry for the capital letters.I just wanted to ensure that they came to you clearly.

However, the application for claims has be written by the attorney on your behalf and I was processing the other documents which I will be sending to you by fax on friday as soon as the attorney secures other documents.

Please bear with me for the delay. Once the approvals are secured the bank will contact you to finalise arrangement for the transfer.

Do confirm the receipt of this mail and my regards to your princesses,tell them that I am looking forward to meeting them very soon.

Best regards.

Alinco Dangote.


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 18 Oct 2004, 03:47:15 AM
Subject: Danote: Sorry For The Delay/HRH - hurry up we are very interested

Dear Dangoat

We are much relieved to hear back from you and so pleased that you are putting every effort into forwarding this important business. I must admit as to some apprehension as we were beginning to think that you had been caught up in some of the dreadful upheavals which we have heard of in your part of the world.

Prince Candy and the Royal Princes Darren and Wayne are very enthusiastic about this business and I am sure that your plans will get the response they surely deserve.

Please keep in touch as we are very eager to proceed.

Warmest regards
MARGARET

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

To: Princess Margaret
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 08:46:21 -0700 (PDT)

Received: from [62.173.32.112]

My Dear Partner,

Compliments of the day to you. I am very happy with the progress we have made so far and from the information gathered, the bank will be contacting you any moment from now.

Meanwhile, find attached a copy of the Affidavit and the Deed of Agreement. While the Deposit Certificate was attached to the application for claims submitted to the Foreign Transaction of the bank.

Please do let me know once the bank contacts you. i am really looking forward to the conclusion of this transaction which will afford me the privilege of meeting you.

Do acknowledge the receipt of this attachments (Documents).

Best regards

Dangote Alinco.




HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 18 Oct 2004, 03:52:27 AM

Dear Dangote

I have received the splendid certificates but have not yet heard from the bank.

Incidentally are you related to a Mr Famous Alinco? My Chancellor Sir Marmite has wondered if you are related to this person, who is a friend of his.

MARGARET

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret

What charming, colourful work this man has sent us, I must award his local printing shop a Royal Warrant. Perhaps they can produce the invitation for Candice's birthday party?


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: HOPE WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS?
Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 08:05:13 -0700 (PDT)
Received: from [80.179.104.204]

DEAR PRINCESS MARGRET

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? I HOPE YOU ARE STONGE AND READY FOR TODAYS JOB.

I DID NOT HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN? HAVE YOU BEEN CONTACTED BY THE BANK INCHARGE OF THE FUND? PLEASE REACH ME IMMEDIATELY, SO THAT I CAN KNOW THE LATEST DEVELOPMENT OF THE FUND.

I WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.

MR. DANGOTE ALINCO


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 02 Nov 2004, 01:20:14 AM

Dear Mr Alincok

Unfortunately I have heard nothing from your colleagues and must admit to growing somewhat concerned. I was hoping to have heard something during my recent few days vacation at St Butlins for a touch of skiing so you can imagine my disappointment when I returned yesterday.

When will they be able to make contact?

MARGARET

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret VC, Duchess of Great Tesco, Stewardess of Llareggub, Prioress of Lotto,
Room 101
The Royal Les Dawson Suite
Kensington Doss House,
Buckingham
London
FU2 GlT


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: PLEASE PRINCESS ANSWER ME
Date: Mon, 1 Nov 2004 00:23:42 -0800 (PST)
Received: from [62.0.29.153]

Dear Princess Margaret

How are you doing today? I hope you are strong and ready for todays job.

I did not hear from you again, why? i hope all is well.

Please Pincess how far have you gone with the bank.

as a matter of fact, I sent my lawyer to the bank, to know when the bank will release the fund to you. The bank made my lawyer to understand that effort has been made to engage you on email, but no response.

Please princess kindly do something now to enable you recieve this fund without delay. make sure you reply the bank and tell them to transfer the fund to your nominated bank account.

And endeavour to reach me and give me feed back on the latest develpment of the fund. As you may know delay is dengerious. pleae madam kindly act urgently. Please send me your telephone number for easy communication.

I hope you will understand.

Thanks and remain blessed.

Mr. Dangote Alinco


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 02 Nov 2004, 01:23:21 AM

Dear Mr Alincok

I am not sure with whom the bank has been in communication. Is it this address? Please ask them to double check. Alternatively I have a mobile phone number which may facilitate matters, although I hesitate in giving this when your colleagues are so unreliable, I must say.

MARGARET


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: TOP URGENT
Date: Tue, 2 Nov 2004 08:30:14 -0800 (PST)
Received: from [62.0.29.153]

DEAR PRINCESS MARGRET

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.
BASED ON YOUR MAIL, I SENT MY LAWYER TO THE BANK TODAY, TO FIND OUT THE DELAY IN CONTACTING YOU. THE BANK MADE MY LAWYER TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WILL BE CONTACTED TOMORROW BY THE BANK.

SO MY GOOD SISTER, KINDLY EXERCISE PATIENCE, I KNOW DEFINATELY BY THE END OF TOMORROW THE BANK WILL CONTACT YOU AND RELEASE THE FUND TO YOU.

AGAIN, BASED ON YOUR MAIL, WHICH OF MY COLLEAGUES DID YOU GIVE YOUR MOBILE PHONE NUMBER? PLEASE REACH ME IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID MISTAKE. MORESO, I WANT YOU TO SEND ME YOUR MOBILE PHONE NUMBER TO ENABLE ME CALL YOU AND EXPLAIN THIS TRANSACTION TO YOUR UNDERSTANDING. AND ENDEAVOUR TO REACH ME AND GIVE ME FEED BACK IMMEDIATELY THE BANK CONTACTED YOU.AND THE LATEST DEVELOPMENT OF THE FUND.

I APPRECIATE YOU CALL ME ON MY NEW TELEPHONE NUMBER 234-802-9470250. FOR MORE DETAILS. ONE MORE THING, I WILL LIKE TO INVEST MY SHARE IN A PROFITABLE BUSINESS VENTURE, BASED ON YOUR EXPERT ADVICE. SO HELP ME TO LOOK FOR A LUCRATIVE BUSINESS VENTURE IN YOUR COUNTRY.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.

REGARDS TO YOUR CHILDREN (PRINCESSES) PLEASE TELL THEM I WILL BE WITH THEM PROBABLY NEXT WEEK.

MR. DANGOTE ALINCO


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 03 Nov 2004, 06:44:15 AM

Dear Alinco

Please call this mobile number if you want to reach me: 0790 6634313. For the life of me I cannot get an answer on your new number is it working yet?

Also, I am afraid that i have heard nothing from the bank yet. Is it a national holiday perhaps?

I have mentioned to Princess Candy as well as Princes Wayne and Darren that you may be popping over, which is pleasant news indeed. Let us know your schedule and any special dietary requirements and the like (there is a fruit market just down the road and I can send out if needs be). We have splendid apartments in the Sir Basil Fawlty wing here at the palace, which are just right for the likes of you, presently standing empty.

Hope to hear from you soon,

Margaret


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

THEN I WILL ALSO DO MY BEST TO FAX YOU TO LET YOU KNOW MORE .

LET ME HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO ORPERATION.

MR. DANGOTE ALINCO.

N/B
PLEASE DO GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ON THIS NEW PRIVATE BOX [DANGOTEALINCO@UNIVERSAL.PT


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Dear Mr Alinco

Thank you for your very prompt and detailed reply, written rather alarmingly in capitals (I was wondering if you have a problem with pharmaceutical abuse out there?). May I congratulate you on your attention to detail and business acuity.

As far as your questions go, I can answer with the following:

I am blessed with three lovely children, Princess Candy as well as Princess Wayne and Darren.

Do not worry about the large influx of funds into the Royal Wankershire Bank. I maintain a substantial balance there and the Manager, Mr Vimto will be entirely unfazed.

I must admit to some degree of hesitation in supplying my direct phone number so readily. You will understand that the current security situation makes this a contentious issue. After all we have yet to establish trust and I would not want my number bandied around drinking holes and night clubs.

However I do want to offer some gesture so have arranged for the following fax number to be made available: 44 906 174 3615.

In the meantime please attend to your phone number as it appears to be answered by some jabbering inebriate.

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

From: "O seu nome" <dangotealinco@universal.pt>
Subject: ATTN: stop further contact with the other of my mail box
Date: Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:26:56 GMT
X-IPAddress: 80.179.107.205

[O seu nome just means something like "in its name" in Portuguese, or we suppose, fill in a name. Looks like Mr. D didn't get around to picking a name?]

HELLO MARGARET,

THIS IS MR. DANGOTE ALINCO FROM NIGERIA. RIGHT NOW I WANT YOU TO LISTEN ATTENTIVELY.I WILL URGE YOU NOW TO STOP CONTACTING MY FORMAL EMAIL BOX FOR SECURITY REASONS .I KNOW YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW WHY ,MY SECRETARY HAS TANPERED WITH IT AND I WOULDN'T WANT ANY THING TO HAPPEN WHILE TRYING TO CONCLUDE THIS TRANSACTION.

TO LET YOU KNOW THAT IS ME MR.DANGOTE ALINCO CONTACTING YOU WITH MY NEW PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS ,AND ALL OTHER FUTURE CONTACT WILL ONLY COMMENCE IN THIS MY PERSONAL MAIL BOX AS FROM HENCE FORTH.PLEASE DO BEAR IN MY MIND THAT I AM DOING THIS JUST TO SECURE OUR INTEREST SO THAT THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT WILL NOT HOLD BACK ON THIS OUR REPUTABLE TRANSACTION.

TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM MR.DANGOTE TALKING TO YOU NOW I WILL FORWARD TO YOU ALL YOUR PREVIOURS CONTACT ADDRESS AND FAX NUMBER SO THAT YOU WILL KNOW TRUELY THAT I AM THE ONE .PLEASE DO LISTEN TO ME NOW AND NEVER YOU RECIEVE ANY MORE EMAILS FROM THAT OF MY OLD MAILBOX BECAUSE SOME ONE HAS TAMPERED WITH IT SO TO CONCLUDE THIS TRANSACTION YOU NEED NOT TO CONTACT ME ON MY OTHER MAIL BOX ANY MORE PLEASE ,SO THAT THIS WILL BE SUCCESSFUL.

RIGHT NOW I WILL GO AHEAD AND FORWARD TO YOU ALL YOUR INFORMATIONS THAT IS WITH ME FOR YOUR VIEW.


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 03 Nov 2004, 09:08:39 AM

My Dear Dangoat

I must admit to some consternation that your security has been broken so easily. Does this mean our top secret discussions have been compromised? I am very nervous now. We are so close to confirming this business that any interruption would be disasterous. I am very alarmed that your secretary has tampered with your mail account. If you recruit again, may I suggest looking at one of our great public schools for candidates, where such native chicanery would be out of the question. (My own assistant, a charming if somewhat diffident fellow called Ilichy Miracsky, comes from the Royal College of Smegaroon).

Please reassure me and remind me where we are in this business.

Margaret

PS I note that your name is now appearing under a Portuguese nom de plume. Have you ever been to Lisbon? They play excellent polo there and Prince Wayne is a big enthusiast.


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: ATTN:EVERY THING IS UNDER CONTROL
Date: Thu, 4 Nov 2004 06:17:44 GMT
X-IPAddress: 80.179.107.205

HELLO PRINCESS MARGARET,

I MUST START BY TELLING YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR QUICK RESPONDS.I MUST LET YOU KNOW THAT EVERY THING IS STILL AS WE PLANED .PLEASE DO BEAR IN MIND THAT I AM DOING MY POSSIBLE BEST NOT TO ALLOW THIS TO JUST GO LIKE THAT.I MUST LET YOU THAT WE ARE STILL IN PROGRESS IN THIS OUR GOOD AND PROFITABLE BUSINESS.I REALLY THANK YOU FOR YOUR FAVOURABLE ASSISTANCE TOWARDS HELPING ME OUT HERE BUT ALL THE SAME I STILL ASURE YOUR THAT EVERY THING IS PERFECTLY IN ORDER.

I HAVE INSTRUCTED MY PERSONAL ASSISTANCE TO EVERQUATE ALL THE ENTIRE SECRETARIES UNDER MY OFFICE AND HAS ALREADY MADE A CHANGE BEFORE CONTACTING YOU MY GOOD FRIEND,I ONLY WANT YOU TO BECAREFUL WHILE DRAFTING ANY MORE MAILS INTO THAT OF MY FORMAL MAILBOX SO THAT THIS TRANSACTION WILL NOT BE TERMINATED BY SOME WICKED AND UNREASONABLE NIGERIANS.

I REALLY HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND ALL MY ACTIONS TOWARDS THIS TRANSACTION MY GOOD FRIEND PRINCESS MARGARET? PLEASE DO LET ME KNOW HOW FAR YOU HAVE GONE WITH THE BANK, AND LET ME KNOW IMMEDIATELY IF THE BANK HAS CONTACTED YOU LATELY. I WILL ALSO WANT YOU TO STOP EVERY OTHER CONTACT WITH THE BANK TILL FURTHER NOTICE FROM ME. I WANT YOU TO STOP EVERY FURTHER CONTACT WITH THE BANK SO THAT I CAN TRASH THIS WHOLE THING OUT HERE MY SELF PLEASE FOR SECURITY PURPOSSES,THEN ALSO MAKES SURE THAT THERE IS NO LOOPHOLES TILL I ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE BANK.

I WILL KEEP YOU INFORM IN EVERY DETAILS.

THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING .

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MR.DANGOTE ALINCO.


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 04 Nov 2004, 02:22:11 AM

Dear Dan Goat

I am still very concerned by the ongoing confusion at your end. You ask me to wait to hear from your bank and next sentence suggest that I should stop all contact with them. Which is it to be? Are they not trustworthy? Perhaps we should use the Royal Bankers,Togal Bolok Ltd who the very model of reliability and discretion? Please let me know, and with no more of this native dithering.

Margaret


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: FORTHER MORE
Date: Thu, 4 Nov 2004 06:39:19 GMT
X-IPAddress: 80.179.107.205

MY DEAR PRINCESS,

AS I HAVE STATED IN MY LAST MAIL TO YOU ,I STILL WANT TO ASURE YOU THAT WE ARE COMPLETELY IN PROGRESS.BUT DO NOT FORGET TO ACT ON WHAT I HAVE TOLD YOU IN MY PREVIOURS MAILS SO THAT WE WILL NOT HAVE OUR SELVES TO BE BLAME OVER THIS PLEASE MY GOOD FRIEND .BASICALY ATTAIN TO ALL MY SAYING NOW AND NEVER YOU LISTEN TO ANY FORTHER COMMUNICATIONS FROM BOTH THE BANK AND THE MAIL BOX PLEASE.

THEN LET ME HAVE ALL THE INFORMATIONS IMMEDIEATELY AND IF ANY DOCUMENTS THAT THE BANK HAS SENT TO YOU .

MY BEST REGARDS TO YOUR FAMILY.

THANK YOU .
MR. DANGOTE ALINCO.


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 04 Nov 2004, 02:24:03 AM

Dear Dangote

I am not sure what I am to provide, as your banking collague have been very remiss in providing this information. Please clarify.

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS
Date: Thu, 4 Nov 2004 08:50:59 GMT
X-IPAddress: 80.179.104.204

MY DEAR PRINCESS MARGARET

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? I HOPE YOU ARE STRONG AND READY FOR TODAY JOB.

AS A MATTER OF FACT ALL IS WELL. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO NURSE FEAR. I HAVE RESOLVED THE ISSUE WITH MY SECRETARY. AND I ASK MY PERSONAL ASSISTANCE TO SACK HIM. SO PLEASE DO NOT FEAR EVERY THING IS ALRIGHT NOW. THE TRANSACTION IS LEGITIMATE AND LEGAL AND IT IS 100% RISK FREE.

MORESO,HAVE YOU NOT BEEN CONTACTED BY THE BANK? PLEASE REACH ME IMMEDIATELY TO ENABLE ME KNOW THE LATEST DEVELOPMENT OF THE FUND. I BELIEVE BY NOW YOU MUST HAVE BEEN CONTACTED BY THE BANK AND RELEASE THE FUND TO YOU.
PLEASE TELL PRINCESS CANDY, WAYNE AND DARREN, THAT IMMMEDIATELY THE BANK TRANSFER THE FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT. YOU WILL SEND ME LETTER OF INVITATION TO ENABLE ME COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY AND SEE THEM. AND ALSO KEEP A RESERVATION FOR ME.

AGAIN, HAVE YOU LOOK FOR THE LUCRATIVE BUSINESS VENTURE THAT I WILL INVEST MY SHARE IN YOUR COUNTRY? PLEASE IF NO KINDLY LOOK FOR ONE. BUT I INTEND INVESTING MY SHARE IN REAL ESTATE. SO DO SOME THING NOW.

MEANWHILE, IF THE BANK HAVE NOT CONTACTED YOU, PLEASE EXERCISE PATIENT, I KNOW DEFINATELY THE BANK WILL CONTACT YOU ANY MOMENT FROM NOW ON HOW YOU WILL RECEIVE THE FUND. AND ENDEAVOUR TO REACH ME AND GIVE ME FEED BACK ON THE LATEST DEVELOPMENT OF THE FUND.
I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND, EVERY THING REARDING THIS TRANSACTION IS PERFECTLY OK.

I WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU.
THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.

REGARDS,
MR. DANGOTE ALINCO.
TEL: 234-8029470250. PLEASE CALL ME TODAY FOR MORE CLEARIFCATION.


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 04 Nov 2004, 02:34:18 AM
Subject: are your wives coming?

Dear Mr Dan Goat

This is the third message from you today and I am growing more bemused. Am I to trust your bank or not? Please make this clear. Has your secretary been discharged yet? I do not want to think that the scoundrel is still in your employ. If he was here, he would be shown the door by Palace security and with no standing on politeness I can tell you that! I think that all crooks and dishonest fellows should be whipped through the streets and I am sure you will agree with me. Do you still cut off hands in your country?

On a happier note, did you have a chance to consider your requirements when you pay us a visit? We can offer some reggae music in the evenings to make you feel more at home, and I am sure that Prince Wayne will want to show you his X-Box games collection. (If you can bring him a new one or two it will be much appreciated. I am so tired of Halo). Candy I am sure will want to introduce you to London's somewhat raucous clubland nightlife. If you wish to bring over any of your wives, please let us know by the way so that we can arrange matters. (Do you sleep all in the same bed, by the way?)

In any case we still wait to have our anxieties resolved as previously communicated.

MARGARET


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: FORTHER MORE
Date: Thu, 4 Nov 2004 06:39:19 GMT
X-IPAddress: 80.179.107.205

MY DEAR PRINCESS,

AS I HAVE STATED IN MY LAST MAIL TO YOU ,I STILL WANT TO ASURE YOU THAT WE ARE COMPLETELY IN PROGRESS.BUT DO NOT FORGET TO ACT ON WHAT I HAVE TOLD YOU IN MY PREVIOURS MAILS SO THAT WE WILL NOT HAVE OUR SELVES TO BE BLAME OVER THIS PLEASE MY GOOD FRIEND .BASICALY ATTAIN TO ALL MY SAYING NOW AND NEVER YOU LISTEN TO ANY FORTHER COMMUNICATIONS FROM BOTH THE BANK AND THE MAIL BOX PLEASE.

THEN LET ME HAVE ALL THE INFORMATIONS IMMEDIEATELY AND IF ANY DOCUMENTS THAT THE BANK HAS SENT TO YOU .

MY BEST REGARDS TO YOUR FAMILY.

THANK YOU .
MR. DANGOTE ALINCO.


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 04 Nov 2004, 04:27:26 AM
Subject: Dangote - I have received this what LEASE YOUR NEXT OF KIN INHERITANCE FUND PAYMENT OF US$28 MILLION BY TELEGRAPHIC WIRE TRANSFER TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT

BASE ON THIS DEVELOPMENT, WE THEREFORE ADVISE YOU TO RECONFIRM TO US THE BELOW STATED REQUIRED INFORMATION AS FOLLOWS

1 YOUR RECEIVING BANK INFORMATION
2 YOUR RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS
3 TWO PAGES OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVERS LICENCE
FOR PROPER IDENTIFICATION.
4 YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR COMMUNICATION.

FOR TOTAL CLEARANCE AND IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT TO AVOID WRONG TRANSFER, BECAUSE THIS BANK WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY WRONG TRANSFER.

FINALLY, NOTE THAT THIS IS THE ONLY OFFICE AUTHORISED BY THE PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA TO PAY ALL OUTSTANDING DEPT OF ALL FOREIGN CONTRACTORS/NEXT OF KIN INHERITANCE PAYMENT, WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY. THEREFORE DO NOT HAVE COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER GOVERNMENT PARASTATAL OFFICE OR PERSON IN RESPECT OF THIS PAYMENT, BE WARN. THIS IS THE ONLY OFFICE THAT WILL PAY YOU YOUR OVER DUE CONTRACT/ NEXT OF KIN INHERITANCE FUND PAYMENT. ACT ON THE ABOVE SUBJECT AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE AS EVERY ARRANGEMENT HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACE FOR IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF YOUR ABOVE STATED CONTRACT/NEXT OF KIN INHERITANCE PAYMENT PAYMENT.

CALL ME ON MY DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER 234 1 7754989, MOBILE: 234 8034263262 FOR MORE CLARIFICATION.

WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONDS AS YOU CALL. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ASK WHO EVER THAT PICKS THE PHONE OUR COMMUNICATION PASSWORD WHICH IS 555 VICTORY. PLEASE WITHOUT RESPONDING TO THIS CODE DO NOT RELEASE ANY INFORMATION FOR SECURITY REASONS AND TO ENABLE ENTER INTO WRONG HANDS, BECAUSE OUR COMMUNICATION SYSTEM IS VERY POOR.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
PROF CHARLES SOLUDO
GOVERNOR, CBN.

Is that correct? Will another bank now be handling this business? Incidentally I may have to show what transpires to the Palace Treasurer Mr Lonslo Tossov, in order that you get what you deserve.

MARGARET
Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA IS THE RIGHT BANK
Date: Fri, 5 Nov 2004 09:03:46 GMT
X-IPAddress: 62.0.29.153

MY DEAR PRINCESS MARGARET

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?

THANKS I RECEIVED YOUR MAILS.

BASED ON YOUR MAIL, THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN IS THE AUTHORISED BANK, MANDATED BY THE PRESIDENCY TO PAY US OUR FUND.

YOU SHOULD NOT WORRY ALL IS WELL,WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO NOW, SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, TO ENABLE THEM TRANSFER OUR FUND DIRECT TO YOUR ACCOUNT BY TELEGRAPHIC WIRE TRANSFER.

MORESO, PLEASE I DO NOT WANT YOU TO INVOLVE ANY THIRD PARTY IN THIS TRANSACTION. ALL I WANT YOU TO DO, KEEP THIS TRANSACTION CONFIDENTIAL TO YOUR GOOD SELF, WITHOUT INVOLVING THIRD PARTY FOR THE SECURITY OF THIS TRANSACTION.

AS YOU MAY KNOW, MY SECRETARY HAVE BEEN DISCHARGED, SACK AND AQUITED BY MY PERSONAL ASSISTANCE. SO HE IS NO MORE WORKING WITH ME. THAT IS TO TELL YOU THAT WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS. ANYMOMENT FROM NOW, IMMEDIATELY YOU SEND THESE INFOMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN, THE CBN WILL TRANSFER OUR FUND DIRECT TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT WITHOUT DELAY.
ACCORDING TO THE CBN YOU ARE REQIURED TO SEND TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN.

1 YOUR RECEIVING BANK INFORMATION I.E. AN ACCOUNT WHERE YOU WANT THE CBN TO TRANSFER THE FUND.

2 YOUR RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS

3 TWO PAGES OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVERS LICENCE FOR PROPER IDENTIFICATION.

4 YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR COMMUNICATION.

PLEASE MY GOOD SISTER, KINDLY SEND THESE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA TO ENABLE THEM TRANSFER OUR FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT IMMEDIATELY WITHOUT DELAY.
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I WILL BE COMING ALONE FIRST IN YOUR COUNTRY, TO INVEST AND LATER, MY FAMILY WILL JOIN ME OVER THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY.

PLEASE KINDLY ARRANGE A RESERVATION FOR ME AND ARRANGE FOR REAL ESTATE BUSINESS VENTURE WE CAN INVEST.

I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND AND ACT URGENTLY IN SENDING THESE INFORMATION TO THE BANK TODAY, BECAUSE THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA IS THE RIGHT BANK TO PAY YOU .
I WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU.
SHARE MY GREETINGS TO YOUR PRINCESSES.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.
MR. DANGOTE ALINCO.


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 05 Nov 2004, 04:59:44 AM

Dear Mr Dangoat

I am very relieved that I have these assurances from you after all this hesitation, and the problems you have had with staff of late. However you will still appreciate that I am very apprehensive about providing personal information and documents over the internet, especially given the recent difficulties at your end, as well as the current security condition. The royal family here must make every effort to maintain a distance from rough and unscrupulous elements, especially from the former colonies, where there may be grudges.

Given these conditions, I will have to ask you to sign an Oath of Temporary Allegience to the Crown which will go some way in assuaging our nervousness and put this business on something approaching an ethical footing. It is purely a formality, but we would prefer it were done before We commit Ourselves any further.

Is this acceptable? I am sure that you will understand.

In the meantime you may take my postal address as given below, and my personal mobile number is 0790 6634313.

Best wishes

MARGARET

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret

Barrymore steps in!


MICHAEL MONTAGUE BARRYMORE

Date: 05 Nov 2004, 06:24:19 AM

Dear Mr Dancoot

Her graciousness Princess Margaret has indicated to me that you are likely to be administered with the official Oath of Temporary Allegience to the Crown, this in lieu of confidential business which I understand is pending.

If you are of sound mind and body and enter into this full quim agreement voluntarily, *ab inflagrento delecto absnentia* as it were (presumably a personal visit to this office is out of the question due to your location) then please advise the best address for the due administration of the relevant wordage. The Oath will require printing, reading aloud and signing with a recent clothed photograph.

Her Majesty has asked me to stress the need for prompt and discreet treatment of the Oath, which is an in exemptore agreement made for the more merkin palace policies and business.

I await to hear from you, sir as I am led to understand that time is pressing.

MICHAEL
Michael Barrymore AASA, DFC,
HER MAJESTYS COMMONWEALTH COMMISSIONER OF OATHS
2645 Gooliepully Road
Stringalonga, TOCUMWAL,NSW,2714
Phone: (02) 9298 3777
Fax: (02) 9298 3780


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 05 Nov 2004, 06:40:29 AM

Dear Mr Dangoat

After sending the previous missive I remembered that you were asking about real estate opportunities (quite naturally, given the investment access gained by such a large windfall).

I have made some enquiries and there may well be something suitable for your background and evident education. My man Miracsky has made some discreet enquiries and We understand that there is a hotel for sale in Kensington with fine potential. If you would like more information about The Chavster, in due course I will be pleased to provide them.

I have asked the Commissioner of Commonwealth Oaths to stand by should you prove willing to undertake the previously mentioned Temporary Allegience pledge. This important element of Palace Protocol is very straightforward, and you should hear from him soon. Do not worry, he is discreet and will not be familiar with the essence of our likely business.

If you have an idea of when you are likely to pay us a visit please let me know so that My staff can air the rooms and prepare the fruit baskets and what not

Hoping the hot weather finds you and your wives well.

MARGARET

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret



MR DANGOTE ALINCO

From: "O seu nome" <dangotealinco@universal.pt>
Subject: I WILL ADMINISTERED WITH THE OFFICIAL OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE.
5 Nov
X-IPAddress: 80.179.104.204

MY DEAR PRINCESS MARGARET

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I RECEIVED A MAIL FROM MICHAEL BARRYMORE AASA,DFC HER MAJESTYS COMMONWEALTH COMMISSIONER OF OATHS.

BASED ON HIS MAIL, HE IS TELLING ME TO ADMINISTERED WITH THE OFFICIAL OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE.

WELL, IF THAT WILL MAKE YOU TO BUILD TRUST AND CONFIDENCE IN ME, I WILL TAKE THE OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE. BUT KINDLY EXPLAIN VERY WELL TO MY UNDERSTAND. WHAT ARE THE REQUIREMENTS OF THE OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE. MAKE SURE YOU EXPLAIN VERY WELL TO MY UNDERSTANDING TO AVOID MISTAKE, THEN DIRECT ME ON WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE.

MORESO, HAVE YOU SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN? PLEASE IF NOT KINDLY SEND THEM ALL THE REQUIRED INFOMATION TO THEM TODAY, TO ENABLE THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA PROCESS OUR FUND AND TRANSFER IMMEDIATELY, THROUGH TELEGRAPHIC WIRE TRANSFER.

AGAIN, I AM VERY INTRESTED IN THE HOTEL, PLEASE MAKE ENQUIRY AND SEND ME EVERY INFORMATION ABOUT THE HOTEL ON SALE. HOW MUCH WILL IT COST? IS THE HOTEL LOCATED AT A GOOD AREA? PLEASE REACH ME IMMEDIATELY AND PREPARE FOR THE OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE.

I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND AND SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.
PLEASE PRINCESS MARGARET, KINDLY CALL ME IMMEDIATELY SO THAT WE CAN TALK REGARDING THE OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE.ALSO IMMEDIATELY THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA TRANSFER THE FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT, I WILL COMMENCE ARRANGEMENT ANDYOU WILL SEND ME INVITATION LETTER, SO THAT I CAN COME TO YOUR COUNTRY.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.
MR. DANGOTE ALINCO.
TEL: 234-8029470250.


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Nov 6

Dear Mr Dangoat

I am delighted that you feel able to indulge our request, which will considerably oil the wheels of any business between us. You may be thinking that this is all so much red tape and archaic nonsense, I am sure, but the Oath is an honoured tradition here. Many fine and upstanding individuals, shrewd business operators all, have worked with us recently under its priviledged auspices.

Mr Barrymore will be pleased to answer any specific questions as to the Oath, far more accurately than I can hope to do. Needless to say that the agreement is confidential and confers a great honour upon those to whom it is offered. You can rest assured that as soon as it completed, your reputation and mental acuity will be fully established. I shall ask Mr Barrymore to send on the text as soon as possible so that we can then proceed without further ado. If you have a legal advisor, favoured wife, or a village chief to whom it is best shown before completing matters, then feel free to do so.

As far as the hotel is concerned, I will have to make some more enquiries naturally but I am convinced that the property will make an excellent prospect for investment. The current owner, a man called Bates, has an urgent need to sell and I am sure that a sale could be secured for a very reasonable sum. It is situated a little back from the road, but has charming period features and is rather well known in our part of the world. I understand that some refurbishment has taken place inside, and the showers are especially modern. To help you ascertain the quality on offer I am attaching a recent image, showing incidentally a large party of guests entering the establishment, which as you can see, is very popular. Perhaps if things go as far as to purchase we might look to offering some of your own locale cusine as a novelty? I am sure cous cous, lentils or a finger dish of creamy Blattella Germanica will do excellently. Just a few ideas.

I have understand how keenly the bank await my response and all is being prepared. In the meantime do hurry along with the oath my good man so that all can be resolved.

Best wishes

Margaret

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret VC




MR DANGOTE ALINCO

From: Alinco Dangote <alincodangote2200@yahoo.com>
Subject: RE: NEXT OF KIN
Date: Mon, 8 Nov 2004 01:54:23 -0800 (PST)
Received: from [213.255.198.51]

Dear Mr. Princess Margaret,

In respect of the transaction of $28,000,000.00 which I proposed to you, I am writing to inform you that I will be calling you tonight through the telephone number you have forwarded.

You can reach me on 234-1-776 4163.

Thanks,

Alinco Dangote.
STANDARD TRUST BANK OF NIGERIA PLC.


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Nov 8

Dear Mr Goat

I will look forward to speaking with you. If I am not there, please ask for Me as My personal assistant Irma Wanker will answer.

MARGARET

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret VC


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

From: "O seu nome" <dangotealinco@universal.pt>
Subject: TOP URGENT.
8 Nov
X-IPAddress: 80.179.104.204

MY DEAR PRINCESS MARGARET

THANKS I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL.

WELL, I MUST THANK YOU FOR YOUR EFFORT AND WILLINGNESS IN THIS TRANSACTION.
MORESO, KINDLY TELL MICHAEL BARRYMORE AASA,DFC HER MAJESTYS COMMONWEALTH COMMISSIONER OF OATHS. TO PREPARE THE OFFICIAL OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE. I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM MR. BARRMORE.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, HAVE YOU SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN, TO ENABLE THEM PROCESS OUR FUND AND TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT THROUGH TELEGRAPHIC WIRE TRANSFER? IF NOT PLEASE KINDLY DO THAT NOW, BECAUSE THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA WILL BE WAITING FO THE INFORMATION.

AGAIN, I AM INTRESTED IN THE HOTEL, PLEASE TELL MR. BATES THAT I MR. DANGOTE ALINCO FROM NIGERIA IS MUCH INTRESTED IN THE BUYING OF THE HOTEL. SO PLEASE HOW MUCH IS THE COST OF THE HOTEL? PLEASE REACH ME TODAY.

I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND AND ACT URGENTLY IN SENDING THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN, TO AVOID DELAY. YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT DELAY IS DENGERIOUS. I DO NOT WANT THIS FUND TO BE SEIZED BY THE CBN BECAUSE OF DELAY. SO PLEASE DO SOMETHING NOW SO THAT WE CAN ACHIEVE OUR GOAL.

I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.
MR. DANGOTE ALINCO
TEL: 234-8029470250. PLEASE CALL ME FOR MORE DISCUSSION.


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Nov 8
Subject: Alincote - Please send the details/HRH: I am sure the Bates will sell...

Dear Mr Dan Goat

Many thanks for keeping Me up to date on the progress of this business.

I have passed Mr Barrymore news of your acquiesence to taking the Oath and he will no doubt be in touch with the relevant text shortly. Please let Me know if you have any questions.

Just as soon as that formality is completed then we can proceed and ensure you get what you truly deserve.

As far as the hotel is concerned, I have asked my staff to contact Mr Bates the owner, he and his reclusive mother are looking to sell in very short order, so I am sure the price will be reasonable. In my opinion they would be mad not to act.

Perhaps we may look at honouring the establishment with a Royal Warrant, 'by appointment to Her Majesty', that sort of thing, which would make it an even greater business attraction. I shall speak to the Thane of Cawdor, Master of the Warrants to see if this can be done without making too much of a drama.

If you remind Me of your postal address, the land agents may wish to send a prospectus of The Chavster for your persual.

Best regards

MARGARET

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret VC


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

ATTN: MICHAEL BARRYMORE
SIR,

I AM IN RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL DATED 5TH NOVEMBER, 2004.
I UNDERSTOOD THAT YOU ARE HER MAJESTYS COMMONWEALTH COMMISSIONER OF OATHS.
SIR, WITH THE DUE RESPECT, I HAVE AGREED TO ADMINISTERED WITH THE OFFICIAL OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE. SO PLEASE KINDLY DIRECT ME ON HOW I WILL TAKE THE OATH. AND ALSO GIVE ME MORE DETAILS ABOUT THE OFFICIAL OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE.AND ALSO WHAT TO DO REGARDING THE OATH.
MORESO, SIR, I APPRECIATE YOU CALL ME FOR MORE EXPLAINATION TO MY UNDERSTANDING, REGARDING THE OFFICIAL OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE.

SIR, I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND ME AND CALL ME FOR MORE EXPLAINATION.

THANKS.
YOURSFAITHFULLY,
MR. DANGOTE ALINCO.
TEL: 234-8029470250.


MICHAEL MONTAGUE BARRYMORE

Nov 8

Dear Mr Alinco

I am pleased now to administer the Oath of Temporary Allegience to the House of Windsor, which will be taken on a con flagrente delecto basis, as previous summarised. This, as I understand it, is in connection with business outstanding with her gracious highness Princess Margaret?

The Oath should be printed out, signed legibly (if you cannot write you may just make a mark, initialed by the chosen witness) witnessed and returned with a recent photograph showing one hand on your breast in act of suitable obeisance.

"I, {insert name here}, do solemnly swear that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the Royal House of Windsor, in full quims; and that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion in this right Royal business; be cognsicant of said due fey merkins and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the business on which I am about to enter pursuant to all vimto. So help me God."

(signed)...... (witnessed).......... (date).........

Please note that the normal time for return of this Oath completed is no longer than 7 working days or the doobray may be promulgated.

If you have any questions I am available to resolve such queries most days 9 - 5.

Best regards

MICHAEL


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: Mon Nov 8, 2004 7:11:16 AM
Subject: HRH-MB - lets hope the fellow is not too dim my good fellow

(this naturally copied in to the Lad)

Dear Michael

Thank you for actioning this so promptly. Mr Dangoat may indeed have questions, as he surely does not have the benefit of an Oxbridge education to guide him through some of the more arcane technicalities involved. If I hear anything of this sort, I will naturally pass it on. Hopefully we will hear back soon.

Pass on my warmest regards to Lady Chatterley.

Warmest regards,

MARGARET


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: TOP URGENT (PLEASE SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CBN)
Date: Tue, 9 Nov 2004 09:16:57 GMT
X-IPAddress: 80.179.104.204

MY DEAR PRINCESS MARGARET

THANKS I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I RECEIVED THE OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE, FROM MICHAEL BARRYMORE AASA,DFC HER MAJESTYS COMMONWEALTH COMMISSIONER OF OATHS.

MORESO, I WILL TAKE THE OATH ANY MOMENT FROM NOW AND I WILL SEND YOU MY PICTURE AS I TAKE THE OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE.
AGAIN, I TRY CALLING YOU TODAY, REGARDING THE OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE, BUT YOUR MOBILE TELEPHONE NUMBER IS NOT GOING, WHY? PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER TELEPHONE NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION.
MEANWHILE, HAVE YOU SEND THOSE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN, TO ENABLE THEM PROCESS OUR PAYMENT AND TRANSFER OUR FUND INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT THROUGH TELEGRAPHIC WIRE TRANSFER. IF NOT PLEASE SEND IT TO THEM TODAY, BECAUSE MY LAWYER MADE ME TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA IS WAITING TO RECEIVE THE INFORMATION FROM YOU. PLEASE DO THAT TODAY TO AVOID DELAY.
ONCE AGAIN, HOW FAR ABOUT THE HOTEL ON SALE, I AM VERY MUCH INTRESTED IN THE BUYING OF THE HOTEL. IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THE FUND FROM THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN, I WILL USED PART OF MY SHARE TO INVEST IN THE HOTEL. I HOPE THE PRICE IS MODERATE.

PLEASE MY GOOD PRINCESS, KINDLY TELL MICHAEL BARRYMORE AASA,DFC HER MAJESTYS COMMONWEALTH COMMISSIONER OF OATHS. THAT TOMORROW, BEING WEDNESDAY 10/11/2004. I WILL SEND HIM BACK MY PICTURE WITH THE OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE.
I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERTSAND AND ACT URGENT IN SENDING THOSE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN FOR IMMEDIATE TRANSFER.

PLEASE KINDLY SHARE MY GREETINGS TO YOUR PRINCESSES.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.

REGARDS,
MR. DANGOTE ALINCO


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Nov 9
Subject: Dangote - can I have your details?/HRH - sign first!

Dear Mr Dangoat

This is splendid news. I almost ready to submit the material required to your bankers, and once we have your Oath on board and approved will do this at once. You will understand that first things are done first, my dear chap.

I sent on some more details about the Chavster Hotel yesterday, did you not get them? I have spoken to the current owner, Mr Norman Bates, and he and his mother are keen to vacate shortly. Do you have any experience in the hotel trade by the way? There is a chance that we can arrange for some work experience here in the palace scullery, should it be required. I am sure that you will soon pick up the routine and some necessary skills.

We look forward to hearing from you.

MARGARET


MICHAEL MONTAGUE BARRYMORE

Nov 10, 2004

Dear Margaret

I have heard nothing more from this Mr Alinco, should I assume that the matter is at an end?

Please advise.

MICHAEL


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

November 10

ATTN: MR. BARRYMORE

THIS IS THE OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HAVE TAKEN IT, SO THIS IS MY PHOTOGRPH YOU REQUIRED.

I HOPE YOU WILL ACT URGENTLY IN CONTACTING PRINCESS MAGARET.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.

MR. DANGOTE ALINCO




MICHAEL MONTAGUE BARRYMORE

Nov 11
Subject: Barrymore - Alinco - what a fine chap you are

Dear Mr Alinco

I am writing to acknowledge the safe receipt of your completed Oath of Temporary Allegience. (I am assuming that the Oath was said aloud in the posture?)

This looks fine to me, and I shall pass your involvement as suitable. No doubt Her Gracious Royal Highness will be back in contact shortly to progress matters further.

On an informal note, may I take this opportunity to say how sartorially elegant you are, and compliment you on your choice of tailoring. Indeed Lady Chatterley, my good lady wife, was so impressed when she inadvertently caught a glimpse over my shoulder that she has also asked me to pass on her regards, as she considers you to be of very high distinction.

MICHAEL

Michael Barrymore AASA, DFC,
HER MAJESTYS COMMONWEALTH COMMISSIONER OF OATHS
2645 Gooliepully Road
Stringalonga, TOCUMWAL,NSW,2714
Phone: (02) 9298 3777
Fax: (02) 9298 3780


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

ATTN: MR. MICHAEL BARRYMORE,
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR FROM PRINCESS MARGARET. PLEASE KINDLY INFORMED PRINCESS MARGARET THAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR FROM HER REGARDING OUR PROFITABLE BUSINESS TRANSACTION.

MORESO, KINDLY SHARE MY GREETING TO LADY CHATTERLEY, TELL HER THAT VERY SOON I WILL BE WITH HER IN LONDON.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.

MR. DANGOTE ALINCO.


MICHAEL MONTAGUE BARRYMORE

Nov 12

Dear Mr Dangote

I shall certainly pass on your best wishes. I know that Her Majesty has been rather occupied these last two days, with the annual bison hunt in Wankershire but I am sure will be writing to you shortly.

I will pass on your kind words to Lady Catterley, at present spending some much needed time on the garden displays with Mellors our handiman.

Kind regards



BARRYMORE
MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: PLEASE ANSWER ME
12 Nov
X-IPAddress: 80.179.104.204

MY DEAR PRINCESS MAGARET
HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? I DID NOT HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN, WHY? I HOPE ALL IS WELL.
BASED ON MY LAST MAIL TO YOU, I HAVE TAKEN AND SENT BACK THE OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE WITH MY PHOTOGRPH TO MR. MICHAEL BARRYMORE. AND HE AS ALSO SENT ME AN EMAIL TO CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF MY MAIL. BUT SINCE MY LAST MAIL TO YOU, YOU HAVE NOT REPLY MY MAILS REGARDING OUR BUSINESS TRANSACTION.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, MY LAWYER, BARRISTER PAUL ALLEN TOLD ME HE WENT TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN TO CONFIRM IF YOU HAVE SEND THE INFORMATION TO THEM. BUT THE CENTRAL BANK MADE MY LAWYER TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE NOT SEND ANY INFORMATION TO THEM. PLEASE MY DEAR PRINCESS KINDLY REPLY THIS MAIL IMMEDIATELY TO CONFIRM TO ME HOW FAR YOU HAVE GONE WITH THE CBN.
HOW IS YOUR PRINCESSES, KINDLY SHARE MY GREETING TO THEM.

I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND AND ACT URGENTLY IN REPLING THIS MAIL.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.

MR. DANGOTE ALINCO


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: Fri Nov 12, 2004 7:04:41 AM
Subject: Dangote - what is happening?/HRH - bad news: Miracksy is now your man..

Dear Mr Dangote

Many thanks for following up your application so promptly. I am pleased to say that we are now very happy to proceed with this business given the Oath's completion. I must say you are a very striking fellow. Unfortunately the previous message from you concerning what is required has been mislaid by my assistant Miracsky, during a recent very happy celebration here at the office. It is he who I have now authorised to proceed with the transaction leaving me free to plan around broader issues such as the real estate venture we are discussing.

Ilichy has been recruited into royal service by the Special Operations Department at the Foreign Office, and is completely discreet and reliable. Please ensure that you express yourself clearly and plainly as his English is occasionally a little inaccurate but you can rest assured you will get what you deserve. You can send him the information to his private e-mail address at ilichy.miracsky@post.cz

If you have any problems let me know. I am very keen now to proceed.

Best regards

MARGARET


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: VERY URGENT, WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 20:04:17 GMT
X-IPAddress: 80.179.104.204

MY DEAR PRINCESS MARGARET

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? I HOPE YOU ARE STRONG AND READY FOR TODAYS JOB.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I HAVE TAKEN THE OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE. AND I HAVE ALSO SENT BACK THE OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE WITH THE PHOTOGRAPH TO MICHAEL BARRYMORE AASA,DFC HER MAJESTYS COMMONWEALTH COMMISSIONER OF OATHS.

PLEASE YOU CAN CONTACT MICHAEL BARRYMORE IMMEDIATELY TO FIND OUT IF HE HAS RECEIVED IT.

MEANWHILE, MY LAWYER TOLD ME TODAY AGAIN, THAT HE WENT TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN AND CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA MADE HIM TO UNDERSTAND THEY HAVE BEEN WAITING TO RECEIVE THE INFORMATION FROM YOU, TO ENABLE THEM PROCESS AND TRANSFER THE FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.

AS A MATTER OF FACT AND URGENCY, KINDLY SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING FOR THE RLEASE OF OUR FUND.

MORESO, I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE IN THE HOTEL TRADE, BUT WITH YOUR EXPERT ADVICE I KNOW I AM COVERED. THAT MEANS WITH YOU WE CAN ARRANGE FOR SOME EXPERIENCE WORKERS.

I MUST THANKS YOU ONCE AGAIN FOR YOUR EFFORT, KINDNESS AND WILLINGNESS IN THIS PROFITABLE BUSINESS TRANSACTION.

PLEASE PRINCESS MARGARET, KINDLY CONTACT MICHAEL BARRYMORE, TO FIND OUT IF HE HAS RECEIVED THE OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE. AND THE PHOTOGRAPH.

I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND AND SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN FOR IMMEDIATE TRANSFER.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.
MR. DANGOTE ALINCO
TEL: 234-8029470250.


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Nov 12
Subject: HRH - Dangote cc Farnes Barnes - he will tell you about the Norman Bates Hotel

Dear Mr Dangoat

Further to my last message I forgot to say that We have begun speaking to the estates manager, Mr Charles Farnes Barnes, responsible for the prospective sale and acquisition of The Chavster Hotel, Kensington as previously outlined. (I assume you have the picture I sent you?) His company, Wankershire Estates, is well used to handling business transactions of this sort. Of course this is just a provisional interest in the property but is worth pursuing I believe.

He will certainly be able to fill you in on all the details of the property. I take the liberty of letting him know of your interest and am copying him into this letter.

MARGARET


SIR CHARLES FARNES-BARNES

My Dear Sir,

Her Royal Highness has informed me of your probisional interest in purchasing a hotel.

Do let me know if I can be of assistance. If your command of English is not 100% my interpreter Mr Celestine Makalele is conversant with the major NIgerian dialects.

Kindest regards,

Sir Charles Farnes-Barnes


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: TOP URGENT
Date: Fri, 12 Nov 2004 17:17:47 GMT

ATTN Chary,
Jeremy Blunkett-Blair
Personal Secretary to Charles Farnes-Barnes

HOW FASCINATING......
MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: PLEASE SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN TODAY
Date: Sat, 13 Nov 2004 13:33:07 GMT

MY DEAR PRINCESS MARGARET

THANKS I RECEIVED YOUR MAILS.

ACTUALLY, I CAN NOT DISCLOSE MY INFORMATION TO ILICHY, BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW HER., I WANT YOU TO GIVE ILICHY EVERY INFORMATION ABOUT ME. I MUST THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN, FOR YOUR EFFORT AND KINDNESS IN THIS TRANSACTION.
MORESO, I RECEIVED A MAIL FROM MR.Charles Farnes-Barnes, REGARDING THE BUYING OF THE HOTEL.
MEANWHILE, PRINCESS MARGARET, HAVE YOU SENT THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN? PLEASE IF NOT KINDLY SEND THE INFORMATION IMMEDIATELY TO ENABLE THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN PROCESS AND TRANSFER OUR FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT THROUGH TELEGRAPHICE WIRE TRANSFER.

AS A MATTER OF FACT AND URGENCY, THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA ARE WAITING SINCE TO RECEIVE THE INFORMATION FROM YOU. AND BEAR IN MIND THAT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CAN NOT DEAL DIRECTLY WITH ILICHY, BECAUSE YOUR NAME HAS BEEN APPROVED AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THE FUND. SO PLEASE I DO NOT LIKE YOU TO INVOLVE ANY THIRD PARTY FOR THE SECURITY OF THIS FUND. I DO NOT WANT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CONFISCATE THIS FUND, BECAUSE OF DELAY. PLEASE PRINCESS SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN TODAY.

I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND AND ACT URGENTLY IN SENDING THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN TODAY, TO AVOID DELAY.
HOW IS YOUR PRINCESSES.SHARE MY GREETING TO THEM AND TELL THEM I WILL BE WITH THEM SOON.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.

MR. DANGOTE ALINCO
TEL: 234-8029470250. PLS CALL ME TODAY FOR MORE INFORMATION.


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Nov 15
Dear Mr Dangoat

I am most surprised that dealing with Ilichy is proving such an issue. He is one of most talented operatives. I have been away this weekend relaxing at Kustardtz and was hoping to see matters well under way by the time of My return. However if this is such a stumbling block I can try work this business personally.

Please remind Me of what is now required. I will have Ilichy prepare the details, send them onto Me when I will forward them onto you. Please ensure matters are hurried along long now my good fellow, and without any tribal whispering and palm-filling at your end.

By the way, will you be coming over to see us soon?

Best regards
MARGARET

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret VC


SIR CHARLES FARNES-BARNES

November 15, 2004

Dear Mr Dangote,

I am pleased to inform you that Sheikh Yormani of Saudi Arabia has recently decided to sell the Hotel Splendide in Bowden Street Mayfair.

This prestigious 69 bedroom hotel is in the heart of the fashionable West End of London and currently enjoys an occupancy rate of 92%.

Many well-known people from the world of politics, business, sport and entertainment stay at the Hotel Splendide and I can advise you that the asking priceof 6 million is certainly reasonable although the current lease will expire in 2036.

Perhaps you would let me know whether I should make any further enquiries - in strict confidence, of course - on your behalf.

Yours truly,
Charles Farnes-Barnes


AGENT ILICHY

Nov 15

Hello Mr Dangoat

I am ILICHY assisnat to HRH PRINCESS MARGARET. Is all telling this fellow of business to be make sortage, and can hope in matter of to do for the matters of this stuff.

She is say that you no to speakings is me, but then I say why is that matter so flobs? Can not be if discrets? Alls in manner hushly?

I am to prepares this documents for your bank chaps, and will in send soon times.

Please, have seen your pics is all nice fellow we work this business choosly and have all monies for the says, OK yes?

Now, my fine chaps. Listen up ok, I am to process this papperwank in all hurry time and quick sortage make do. Be to do in quicks, rush in all sends is cool.

Please, you confirmings of all is to be addrses, and make keenly to know if bankes have all in requiremenst, in short order, is ok my fine friend?

Hope urge hearings

ILICHY

Ilichy Miracksy, MENSA, BART, FRCS
PA to HRH Princess Margaret
Labovitch Rooms
Kensington Doss House,
Buckingham
London
FU2 GlT


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: IT IS TOO COSTLY
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 19:58:46 GMT

ATTENTION Charles Farnes-Barnes

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.AS A MATTER OF FACT I AM INTERESTED IN BUYING OF THE HOTEL BUT IS TOO COSTLY I CAN NOT AFFORD 6 million. MEANWHILE CONTACT PRINCESS MARGARET BASED ON THE HOTEL .BUT I INTEND INVESTING IN REAL ESTATE VENTURES SO PLEASE LOOK FOR A REAL ESTATE BUSINESS.I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED
MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Now here's a surprise - but Her Royal Highness and myself, her loyal financial advisor, will keep this little scammer wriggling for as long as possible.....
Charles Farnes-Barnes

still wriggling...


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: RE: PLEASE SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN TODAY
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2004 12:58:57 GMT

MY DEAR PRINCESS MARGARET

I AM VERY IMPRESSED IN YOUR MAIL.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WANT YOU TO CONTINUE THIS TRANSACTION BY YOURSELF. I DO NOT WANT ANY THIRD PARTY IN THIS PROFITABLE TRANACTION. PLEASE, KINDLY PREPARE ALL THE INFORMATION REQUIRED BY THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN,
SUCH AS.
1. AN ACCOUNT, WHERE YOU WANT THIS FUND TO BE TRANSFER.
2. YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.
3. YOUR INTERNATIONL PASSPORT / DRIVING LIECENCE FOR YOUR IDENTIFICATION.
MORESO, IMMEDIATELY YOU SEND THESE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN , THEY WILL NOT HESITATE TO PROCESS OUR FUND AND TRANSFER TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT, THROUGH TELEGRAPHIC WIRE TRANSFER.AND I WILL COMMENCE ARRNGEMENT ON HOW TO VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR THE INVESTMENT.

I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND AND ACT URGENTLY IN SENDING THE INFORMATION TO CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN, BY YOURSELF NOT ANY OTHER PERSON, BECAUSE YOUR NAME HAS BEEN APPROVED AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THE FUND. THE BANK ONLY KNOW YOU AS THE BENEFICIARY, SO THE BANK CAN NOT DEAL WITH ANY OTHER PERSON EXCEPT YOU.

PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA TODAY, BECAUSE THE BANK ARE WAITING FOR THE INFORMATION, TO AVOID DELAY.

SHARE MY GREETINGS TO YOUR PRINCESSES, TELL THEM I WILL BE WITH THEM ANY MOMENT FROM NOW.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.
MR. DANGOTE ALICO.


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 17 Nov 2004, 02:04:42 AM
Subject: Hrh - Dancote: what is happening? Shall I contact Tossov?

Dear Mr Goat

You should have received this information by now, what is happening? I know that Miracsky is applying himself very diligently to the matter, and has sent documents off. Unfortunately he has a half day off today, and has proved rather unintelligible on the phone, after celebrating the Czech National Day last night, but I can check when he comes in.

Also Mr Farnes Barnes has told you that the property he thought most of interest you consider to be too expensive. The Chavster remains on the market however if this seems more suitable.

If you like I can ask our Mr Lonslo Tossov, the Royal Surveyor General to assess this last building for any potential structural problems? I am sure that he will offer some friendly advice.

Wayne and Darren send their regards and wonder if you have a copy of Halo 2? I have told them software is very cheap in the third world.

Looking forward to hearing from you

MARGARET

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret VC


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: PLEASE ILICHY, KIND SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE
Date: 16.11.2004 - 12:10:49

MY DEAR ILICHY

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? I HOPE YOU ARE SRONG AND READY FOR TODAYS JOB.

THANKS, I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL. AND I WELCOME YOU INTO THIS PROFITABLE BUSINESS TRANSACTION. YES, HRH, PRINCESS MARGRET, HAVE TOLD ME ABOUT YOU, THAT YOU ARE TRUST AND HONEST PERSON, THAT CAN HANDLE THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION PERFECTLY.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE BANK INCHARGE OF THE FUND, THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGRIA CBN, HAVE CONTACTED HRH PRINCESS MAGARET, ON HOW SHE WILL RECEIVE THE FUND.

BASED ON THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN, THE ARE REQUESTING FROM PRINCESS MARGARET THESE INFRMATION TO ENABLE THEM PROCESS AND TRANSFER THE FUND TO HER NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.

1. AN ACCOUT WHERE THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFERED. 2. HER PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS, FOR EASY COMMUNICATION. 3. HER 1ST & 2ND PAGES OF HER INTERNATION PASSPORT/ DRIVING LIECENCE, OR IDENIFICATION. 4. HER FULL NAME AN ADDRESS. IMMEDIATELY YOU SEND THESE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN, THE BANK WILL NOT HESITATE TO PROCESS ND TRANSFER THE FUND TO HER NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT, THROUGH TELEGRAPHIC WIRE TRANSFER.

PLEASE ILICHY, I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND AND ACT URGENTLY IN SENDING THESE INFORMATION TODAY TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN FOR IMMEDIATE TRANSFER.

MEANWHILE ILICHY, ARE YOU MARRIED? HOW OLD ARE YOU? PLEASE ENDEAVOUR TO EACH ME IMMEDIATELY. AND MAKE SURE YOU SEND THESE INFORMATION TODAY TO THE CENTRL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN.

HOW IS HRH PRINCESS MARGARET AND HER PRINCESSES? HOPE FINE. PLEASE SHARE MY GREETING TO THEM. AGAIN, TELL PRINCESS MARGARET, THAT SHE WILL SEND ME LETTER OF INVITATION TO ENABLE ME COMMENCE ARRANGMENT ON HOW TO VISIT HER FOR THE INVESTMENT.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.

MR. DANGOTE ALINCO TEL:234-8029470250. PLS CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL FOR MORE INFORMTION.


AGENT ILICHY

Date: 17 Nov 2004, 06:19:56 AM
Subject: Dangoate - send the bank details/Ilichy is all sortage you have wiffes?

Helloo Mr Dangote

Please I have sent this alreads? Is in probs? Was all in drinks time yesterday for country day celebrates and in quicks did off go. Hope is alls well now.

Am 54 and in no wife had so far. Perhaps unlucks or, sone say good jobbing. Who is wiser? Have you wiffes or ny lady friends for good times with loves? Is all funnings or just sad gits.

Anyhows is nice for to make this businessing and Princess Marge be pleasings I be sure, old chap. Is to get your letter in plain sortage I know this is handlings well as speaks.

Please to have chattage if a problems, OK?

Hope urge hearings

ILICHY

Ilichy Miracksy, MENSA, BART, FRCS
PA to HRH Princess Margaret
Labovitch Rooms
Kensington Doss House,
Buckingham
London
FU2 GlT


SIR LONSLO TOSSOV

Date: 17 Nov 2004, 06:42:52 AM
Subject: TOSSOV - DANGOTE ARE YOU SERIOUS MAN??

DANGOTE_HER MAJESTY HAS SUGGESTED I SEND ONE OF MY TEAM TO SURVEY THE CHAVSTER HOTEL IN KENSINGTON SUBJECT TO POSSIBLE PURCHASE WHICH I AM HAPPY TO DO_HOWEVER CAN YOU REASSURE ME THAT YOU ARE SERIOUS IN CONTEMPLATING THIS PROPERTY AS I DO NOT WANT TO TIE UP STAFF AND RESOURCES IN SOME WILD NATIVE GOOSE CHASE_FURTHER TO THIS IF YOU WANT THE FINAL SURVEY WITH DETAILED RECOMMENDATIONS COURIERED TO YOU THEN I REQUIRE YOUR POSTAL ADDRESS AND IN SHORT ORDER_FOR GODS SAKE MAN RESPOND QUICKLY AS THE PROPERTY MARKET HERE IS NOT LIKE DOWN TOWN LAGOS OR WHEREVER YOU ARE AND REQUIRES SOME SPEED TO SECURE THE BEST DEALS IS THAT CLEAR

REGARDS

Sir Lonslo Tossov DFC
Royal Surveyor General
Surveyor's Office
Byers Gide 4me
Levytout
Royal Wankershire
YUS AG1T
ENGLAND


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: I AM VERY INTERESTED IN THE HOTEL..
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 18:34:38 GMT

ATTN: SIR LONSLO

THIS IS TO AKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WILL LIKE TO INVEST/ PURCHASE THE CHAVSTER HOTEL IN KENSINGTON.
BASED ON YOUR MAIL, I AM GIVING YOU 100% ASSURANCE THAT I WILL LIKE TO PURCHASE THE HOTEL IF IT WILL BE MODERATE.

PLEASE MY FRIEND, HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO PURCHASE THE CHAVSTER HOTEL IN KENSINGTON? PLEASE REACH ME AND TELL ME THE COST OF THE HOTEL.

MORESO, I WANT YOU TO SEND ME EVERY INFORMATION OF THE HOTEL, TO ENABLE ME GO THROUGH AND SEE.

PLEASE SHOW THE HOTEL TO HRH PRINCESS MARGARET, SO THAT HE CAN DISCUSS WITH YOU AND THE OWNER. BECAUSE I AM VERY VERY INTERESTED IN THE INVESTMENT OF HOTEL.

I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND. PLEASE CALL ME FOR MORE INFORMATION.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.

REGARDS,
MR. DANGOTE ALINCO.
TEL: 234-8029470250. PLS CALL ME.


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: PLEASE UNDERSTAND AND SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE BANK
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 2004 12:09:41 GMT

ATTN: HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.

ACTUALLY,THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA TOLD MY LAWYER BARRISTER PAUL ALLEN THAT YOU HAVE NOT SEND THE INFORMATION TO THEM. PLEASE HRH PRINCESS MARGARET, KINDLY SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA. THIS TRANSACTION SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN CONCLUDED.

PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANKOF NIGERIA CBN TODAY TO AVOID DELAY. I DO NOT WANT THE BANK TO CANCELLED THIS FUND. YOU HAVE WASTED TIME IN SENDING THESE INFORMATION TO THE BANK. PLEASE DO SOME THING TODAY.

BASED ON Mr Farnes Barnes, THE HOTEL HE TOLD ME IS TOO EXPENSIVE, I CAN NOT AFFORD 6 MILLION POUNDS FOR THE HOTEL. I CAN ONLY BUY HOTEL OF 3-4 MILLION POUNDS. AS YOU MAY KNOW OUR FUND IS ONLY 28 MILLION DOLLARS AND YOUR PERCENTAGE IS 35%.
I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND, TELL Mr Farnes Barnes TO LOOK FOR A MODERATE ONE ABOUT 3-4 MILLION POUNDS.

MORESO, PLEASE PRINCESS MARGARET, PLEASE HEAR ME, SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA TODAY, TO ENABLE THEM PROCESS THE FUND AND TRANSFER TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT IMMEDIATELY WITHOUT DELAY.

BEAR IN MIND, THAT WHEN YOU RECEIVE THE FUND FROM THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, THAT WILL ENABLE ME LIVE MY WORK AND COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR THE INVESTMENT. AND I AM USING MY OWN SHARE FOR THE INVESTMENT. SO IF YOU DO NOT HESTEN UP NOW, BY SENDING THE INFORMATION TO THE BANK, THE BANK WILL CANCELLED THE FUND, THAT MEANS ALL OUR EFFORT WILL BE INVAIN.

PRINCESS, I WANT YOU TO SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE BANK TODAY. AND ENDEAVOUR TO REACH ME AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE INFORMATION TO THEM TODAY. PLEASE UNDERSTAND.

HOW IS PRINCESS Wayne and Darren , KINDLY SHARE MY GREETINGS TO THEM. TELL THEM I WILL BE WITH THEM ANY MOMENT FROM NOW. TELL Mr Farnes Barnes TO LOOK FOR A MODERATE HOTEL, SO THAT I CAN BE ABLE TO BUY.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.

MR. DANGOTE ALINCO.

TEL: 234-80294970250. PLS CALL ME TODAY, FOR MORE DISCUSSION.

MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS
Date: 17.11.2004 - 19:14:38

MY DEAR Ilichy Miracksy

THANKS I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL. YOU MEAN YOU HAVE SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN? OK TOMORROW, I WILL SEND MY LAWYER TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN TO FIND OUT IF THEY HAVE RECEIVED THE INFORMATION.

MEANWHILE, HAVE YOU RECEIVED MAIL FROM THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, SINCE YOU SENT THEM THE INFORMATION?. MAKE SURE YOU ALWAYS REACH ME OR CALL ME FOR THE LATEST DEVELOPMENT OF THE FUND.

BASED ON YOUR MAIL, I AM MARRIED, WITH CHILDREN. BUT I AM NOT COMING TO LONDON WITH MY WIFE. I AM COMING ALONE, SO YOU TELL HRH PRINCESS MARGARET TO KEEP A RESERVATION FOR ME, JUST WHERE I CAN STAY WHEN I ARRIVED TO LONDON.

I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND. SHARE MY GREETING TO HRH PRINCESS MARGARET. TELL HER, THAT I THANK HER FOR HER EFFORT, KINDNESS AND WILLINGNESS IN THIS TRANSACTION. I WILL COMPENSATE HER IMMEDIATELY SHE RECEIVE THE FUND FROM THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, THEN I WILL COME OVER TO LONDON AND INVEST.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED. MR. DANGOTE ALINCO TEL: 234-8029470250. PLS Ilichy CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL.


AGENT ILICHY

November 18

Hellooo Mr Dan Gote

Is all sortage I is hope. Have the banks been to say have in doing been? Please is much worry as am big server problems here but not in troubles i become yes.

Is all travel alone? Am to make arranges if this is confirms. Can you say when in arrive time be this chaps?

Have place for you in Palace, big beds and near kitchens for late scoffs for hungries. In time can be X-box and much funs.

Now my fine fellows, is all confirm this matterings as soonly as is all flobbage.

Hope hearings

ILICHY


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF
Date: 18.11.2004 - 19:36:32

MY DEAR Ilichy Miracsky

TODAY MY LAWYER, WENT TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN TO FIND OUT IF YOU HAVE SEND THE INFORMATION, AND THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN TOLD MY LAWYER THAT YOU DID NOT SEND THE INFORMATION TO THEM. PLEASE FOR GOD SAKE SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN NOW. THE BANK IS WAITING TO RECEIVE THE INFORMATION.

PLEASE CALL ME TODAY FOR MORE DISCUSSION.

THANKS.
MR. DANGOTE ALINCO
TEL: 2348029470250


AGENT ILICHY

Helloo Mr Dan Snot

Is all arrives now? have just made onwards sends.

Please have carefuls checkings my fine friends all sticky probs els.

Is faxes work OK take instance.

Hope urge hearnig

Ilichy


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 19 Nov 2004, 06:15:32 AM
Subject: hrh: To Mr Dangoat what is happening now?

Dear Mr Dangoat

What is happening with this business? I have heard nothing and am growing alarmed. Do you wish Me to continue this involvement? Please let me know as I do not want to be left hanging on after some native nonsense for your own amusement.

MARGARET
Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret VC


wriggling some more...


AGENT ILICHY

November 23

Helloooo Mr Alinco

Is on sortage? Have in rush to make new sendings, and hopes in cushty time now. Please have say if all OK please.

Hope is all wells with wives and goats.

ILICHY


SIR LONSLO TOSSOV

ALIMPCOC_ WHAT ON EARTH IS HAPPENING MAN??_DO YOU WANT THIS INFORMATION OR NOT??_I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN CHASE ROUND AFTER LAGGARDS _SEND ME YOUR BUSINESS ADDRESS AT ONCE MAN AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT_I HAVE STAFF COMMITTED TO THIS PROJECT AND IT REQUIRES MORE URGENCY_HER MAJESTY DEMANDS MORE ACUITY THAN YOU HAVE MUSTERED SO FAR FOR GODS SAKE GET A MOVE ON

T


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: GOD BLESS
Date: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 10:26:21 GMT

DEAR HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

IT SURPRISES ME THAT UPTILL NOW YOU HAVE NOT EVEN SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA. OR DO YOU WANT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA TO CANCELL AND CONFISCATE THIS FUND? WELL IF THIS IS HOW YOU WANT IT TO BE, NO PROBLEM GOD IS IN CONTROL.

HRH PRINCESS MARGARET, KINDLY SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE ENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA BANK TODAY. AS YOU MAY KNOW THE YEAR IS COMING TO AN END, I WANT THIS FUND TO BE TRANSFERRED TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT BEFORE THE END OF THIS MONTH NOVEMBER 2004.

AGAIN, FOR GOD SAKE SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA TO AVIOD THE JORPARDY OF THIS TRANACTION. PLEASE HRH PRINCESS MARGARET, CALL ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL FOR IMMPORTANT INFORMATION.

THANKS. MR. DANGOTE ALINCO.
TEL: 234809470250. CALL ME NOW.


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Dear Mr Dangoat

I am very surprised that this has not been done already. Has Ilichy not taken this matter in hand? He assured me only last night that it was all on flob.

MARGARET


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: I AM NOT HAPPY
Date: 25.11.2004 - 11:23:04

ATTN: ILICHY

IT SURPRISES ME THAT UPTILL NOW YOU HAVE NOT EVEN SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA. OR DO YOU WANT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA TO CANCELL AND CONFISCATE THIS FUND? WELL IF THIS IS HOW YOU WANT IT TO BE NO PROBLEM, GOD IS IN CONTROL.

ILICHY, KINDLY SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE ENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA BANK TODAY. AS YOU MAY KNOW THE YEAR IS COMING TO AN END, I WANT THIS FUND TO BE TRANSFERRED TO HRH PRINCESS MARGARET ACCOUNT BEFORE THE END OF THIS MONTH NOVEMBER 2004.

AGAIN, FOR GOD SAKE SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA TO AVIOD THE JORPARDY OF THIS TRANACTION. PLEASE ILICHY, CALL ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL FOR IMMPORTANT INFORMATION.

THANKS.
MR. DANGOTE ALINCO.
TEL: 234809470250. CALL ME NOW.


AGENT ILICHY

Date: 29 Nov 2004, 08:52:54 AM
Subject: what is sortage not in dones?

Helloooo Mr Alincod

Pleas my friend how is this, and can checks this matter? Have in sortage now TWICE this sendings, all of sent make no mistake. Is some jokings i wondering. Princess Margaret she is says 'Ilichy where is sendages?' am to reply 'Your ladyshipp is all on done time now, is honest chaps here with no sticky probs'. But then in hearings back is not gots. Why oh why is this the case when am done so well and careful??

Please tells this fellow again where is sending addres and will on sort. Hope quick hearings now with nomore of this muckage abouts my friend as is all irritates. Quicks OK

ILICHY


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU
Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 08:13:12 GMT
MY DEAR PRINCESS

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, ILICHY DID NOT SEND ANY INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA. THIS MORNING I SENT MY LAWYER TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, TO FIND OUT IF THEY HAVE RECEIVE THBE INFORMATION. THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA MADE MY LAWYER TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU OR ILICHY HAVE NOT SENT ANY INFORMATION.

DERSAR PRINCESS MARGARET, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, OR ARE YOU TIRED OF THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION? PLEASE REACH MER AND DECLEAR YOUR WILLINNESS IN THIS GREAT TRANSCTION.

PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN TODAY AND ENDEAVOUR TO REACH ME.

I WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.
MR. DANGOTE ALINCO.


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 29 Nov 2004, 05:04:08 AM

Dear Mr Dangoat

Please send me the contact details again so that I can check if Ilichy has them correctly. This is all very peculiar. I am very disappointed that matters are not progressing more quickly than they are and that your colleagues are so unreliable.

Please do not adopt a high handed tone with me, I am not accustomed to being harrangued by such a rapscallion entrepreneur as yourself.

As soon as I check the information We shall resend.

MARGARET


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 08:17:14 GMT

ATTN: "Lonslo Tossov

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.
HAVE YOU SEND THE INFORMATION OF THE HOTEL TO THE ADDRESS I GAVE TO YOU? PLEASE IF YES, KINDLY SEND ME THE AIR WAY BILL, SO THAT MY SECRETARY CAN BE ABLE TO RECEIVE THE PARCEL.

I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND AND ACT URGENTLY TO SEND THE INFORMATION.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.

MR. DANGOTE ALINCO.
TEL: 2348029470250. PLEASE CALL ME FOR MORE DISCUSSION , MY TELEPHONE LINE IS OK.


SIR LONSLO TOSSOV

Date: 29 Nov 2004, 06:24:22 AM
Subject: FOR GODS SAKE SEND ME THE DETAILS

FOR GODS SAKE ALIMCOC I DONT THINK I HAVE THAT ADDRESS_STOP THIS SHILLY SHALLYING AND SUPPLY THIS INFORMATION TOUT SUITE SO THAT WHEELS CAN BE PUT INTO MOTION_I HAVE ALSO BEEN ADVISED OF SOME SLIGHT DAMP PATCHES ON THE PORTICOS OF THE CHAVSTER HOTEL NECESSITATING SOME WORK SOONEST_ ELSE THE PROPERTY LOOKS GENERALLY SOUND APART FROM THE EXPECTED MERKIN RESTORATION WHICH MEANS A GOOD INVESTMENT FOR YOU AND YOUR TRIBE_MAKE YOUR DECISION PROMPTLY AND MODALITIES WILL BE ASSURED_AWAITING YOUR RESPONSE MAN

T

Sir Lonslo Tossov DFC
Royal Surveyor General
Surveyor's Office
Byers Gide 4me
Levytout
Royal Wankershire
YUS AG1T
ENGLAND


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS
Date: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 09:16:57 GMT

MY DEAR PRINCESS MARGARET

HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? I DO HOPE THAT YOU ARE STRONG AND READY FOR TODAYS JOB.

THANKS I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL.
AS AMATTER OF FACT AND URGENCY, THIS IS THE CONTACT INFORMATION OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA CBN

CONTACT DR. JOHN KAY, FCIB LONDON
TEL/FAX: 234-9-272-8610
MOBILE: 234-8023-092353
EMAIL: cenbk_jkecr@yahoo.com.

MY DEAR FRIEND, MAKE SURE YOU SEND THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA IMMEDIATELY AS SPECIFIED.
I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND AND ACT URGENTLY IN SENDINBG THE INFORMATION TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.

REGARDS,
MR. DANGOTE ALINCO.
TEL: 2348029470250.


HRH PRINCESS MARGARET

Date: 30 Nov 2004, 01:50:33 AM

Dear Dan

This is good news indeed. I know that Ilichy will be very relieved, especially after the recent delays. What is the next step? Shall I make ready for your possible visit?

MARGARET


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

Subject: TOP URGENT, I AM VERY INTERESTED IN THE HOTEL..
Date: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 08:27:58 GMT

ATTN:LONSLO TOSSOV

I AM VERY SORRY FOR THE DELAY IN REPLYING YOUR MAIL, REGARDING THE BUYING OF THE HOTEL. THIS IS BECAUSE I AM MAKING EVERY ARRANGMENT ON HOW THE BANK WILL RELEASE MY FUND WHICH I INTEND USING TO BUY THE HOTEL. PLEASE HOW MUCH IS THE COST OF THE HOTEL? PLEASE TELL ME TO ENABLE ME MAP OUT THE AMOUNT.

PLEASE SEND ALL THE INFORMATION OF THE HOTEL TO THIS ADDRESS THIS IS MY SECRETARY ADDRESS. HE WILL RECEIVE THE THE INFORMATION AND BRING IT TO ME.

SEND IT TO THIS NAME BELOW.

JUDE OKONKWO
NO 12 OMOTAYO OJO STREET
OFF TAIKE STREET IKOSI KETU
LAGOS - NIGERIA.

IMMEDIATELY YOU SEND THE INFORMATION OF THE HOTEL THROUGH DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE, MAKE SURE YOU SEND ME THE AIR WAY BILL TO ENABLE MY SECRETARY RECEIVE THE PARCEL.

HOW IS HRH PRINCESS MARGARET AND HER PRINCESSES PLEASE SHARE MY GREETING TO THEM, TELL THEM I WILL BE WITH THEM ANY MOMENT FROM NOW.

THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.

REGARDS,
MR. DANGOTE ALINCO.
TEL: 2348029470250. PLEASE CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL TO ENABLE ME KNOW WHEN YOU DISPARCHED THE PARCEL.


SIR LONSLO TOSSOV

Nov. 26

DANGLE I AM GLAD THAT YOU ARE STILL WITH US AS I WAS ON THE POINT OF ADVISING HRH THAT YOU AND YOUR GANG WERE A LOST CAUSE_I WILL SEND SOME ITEMS TO THIS FELLOWS ADDRESS AND LETS HOPE THAT HE MAKES SOMETHING USEFUL OUT OF THIS WHOLE ENTERPRISE_ I HAVE HEARD FROM MR NORMAN BATES THE HOTEL OWNER THAT HE AND HIS WIFE ARE LIKELY TO SETTLE FOR A MILLION AND A HALF_I AM ASSUMING THAT THIS WILL BE IN YOUR BUDGET RANGE???_ITEMS WILL BE SENT SHORTLY AND ENSURE THAT YOU HAVE STAFF OR WIVES READY TO RECEIVE THEM IS THAT CLEAR?_ALSO IS YOUR PHONE WORKING MAN I CANNOT GET THROUGH FOR GODS SAKE CHECK THE LINE

T


...the flip-off?


MR DANGOTE ALINCO

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL. HAVE YOU SEND THE INFORMATION OF THE HOTEL TO THE ADDRESS I GAVE TO YOU? PLEASE IF YES, KINDLY SEND ME THE AIR WAY BILL, SO THAT MY SECRETARY CAN BE ABLE TO RECEIVE THE PARCEL. I HOPE YOU WILL UNDERSTAND AND ACT URGENTLY TO SEND THE INFORMATION. THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED. MR. DANGOTE ALINCO. TEL: 2348029470250. PLEASE CALL ME FOR MORE DISCUSSION , MY TELEPHONE LINE IS OK.
SIR LONSLO TOSSOV

ALINCLOT_ FOR GODS SAKE IT HAS BEEN DAYS SINCE YOU WERE DUE TO MAKE A DECISION ON THIS PROJECT AND SINCE THIS SCAM GAME HAS COME CRASHING TO HALT IT IS A SHAME AS MANY HAVE ENJOYED IT_YOU MAY REST ASSURED THAT YOUR VARIOUS CORRESPENDENCES AS WELL AS YOUR CHARMING PICTURE_ CHEAP SUIT MORONIC EXPRESSION AND ALL_ HAVE BEEN POSTED ON THE WEB AS DUE WARNING TO OTHER TRICKSTERS WITH SIMILAR LEVELS OF INTELLIGENCE_WE SUGGEST THAT IN FUTURE YOU STICK TO SIMPLER MORE HONEST LINES OF WORK AS YOU ARE CLEARLY UNABLE TO PULL OFF THIS PARTICULAR CRIMINAL ACTIVITY WITHOUT MAKING A COMPLETE MUGU OF YOURSELF AS WE HAVE SEEN_ IS THAT CLEAR?

Sir Lonslo Tossov DFC
Royal Surveyor General
Surveyor's Office
Byers Gide 4me
Levytout
Royal Wankershire
YUS AG1T
ENGLAND

[Rumors that Sir Lonslo has been approached about hosting a TV show along the lines of The Rebel Billionaire (Richard Branson) and The Apprentice (Donald Trump) have yet to be substantiated. Sir Lonslo refuses to comment and we are afraid to push it.]


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