TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR PROPOSITION, MORTAL

In publishing Dr. Lizardo's last chronicle (Mrs. Savimbi in the 8th Dimension), we only fed his monstrous ego. However, this is mainly a problem for anyone who deals with him, in this case, Yet Another Mrs. Estrada. Dr. Lizardo is assisted by John Smallberries, who has the opposite problem - a Dobbyesque self-esteem.

Mrs. Estrada / Daniel Estrada
versus
Dr. Lizardo

Mrs. Estrada

Received: from mail.hongkong.com (hongkong.com [202.84.12.149])
Date: Wed, 2 Jun 2004 10:47:42 +0800 (CST)
From: luisa3@mail.hongkong.com
To: luisa3@mail.hongkong.com
Subject: hello

[ This IP address is registered to China Internet Corporation, Xinhua News Agency Building, Wanchai. Open relay? In China? Hmmm. ]

From
Dr. Mrs Luisa Ejercito Estrada
Metro-manila
philippines
please reply to jude_estr@web-mail.com.ar

Dear Sir

This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not met. The message could be strange but real, if you pay some attention to it. I could have notified you about it at least for the sake of your integrity.Please accept my apologies in bringing this message of goodwill to you, I have to say that I have no intention of causing you any pain or harm.

I am LUISA E.ESTRADA,The wife of Mr. JOSEPH ESTRADA the former President of Philippines presently in jail and facing trial on charges of corruption and embezzlemen of public funds while in government. My husband was recently impeached from office by a backed uprising of mass demonstrators and the Senate. My husband is presently in jail and facing trial on charges of corruption, embezzlement, and the mysterious charge of plunder which might lead to death sentence.
The present government is forcing my husband out of Manila to avoid demonstration by his supporters. During my husband's regime as president of Philippine, I realized some reasonable amount of money from various deals that I successfully executed. I have plans to invest this money for my children's future on real estate and industrial production. My husband is not aware of this because I wish to do it secretly for now.
Before my husband was impeached, I secretly transfered the sum of $18,000,000 million USD (Eighteen million United states dollars) out of Philippines and deposited the money with a security firm that transports valuable goods and consignments through diplomatic means. I also declared that the consignment was solid gold and my foreign business partner owned it.
I am contacting you because I want you to go to the security company and claim the money on my behalf since I have declared that the consignment belong to my foreign business partner. You shall also be required to assist me in investment in your country. I hope to trust you as a God fearing person who will not sit on this money when you claim it, rather assist me properly, I am willing to offer you 25% of the funds for your sincere assistance. When I receive your positive response I will let you know where the security company is and also my son Carlito (Daniel) will contact you with the details of this project. For now, let all our communication be by e-mail because my lines are right now connected to the Philippines Telecommunication Network services.

Please do send me your private telephone/ fax number so that we can have a smooth communication. You can also call my son on his mini satelite phone on +8821646689531. or reach him on his email address jude_estr@web-mail.com.ar

Thank you and God bless you and your family

Warmest Regards

DR. MRS LUISA EJERCITO ESTRADA


Dr. Lizardo
June 4

Hah hah hah aha !! You have written to the great Dr. Lizardo, and now you must respond! Tell me more about your proposition, mortal!


now Daniel Estrada

Received: from [81.199.83.144]
Date: Mon, 7 Jun 2004 03:20:01 -0700 (PDT)
From: daniel estrada <estrl_jude@yahoo.com>
Subject: Thank you for your response

[ This IP is registered to a satellite provider, IP Planet.net, with service in Lagos. ]

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your positive response to my mother's request for assistance. I appreciate your concern and readiness to assist the family of Estrada to realize our funds outside Philippines. Please, I would require your sincere and genuine assurance of honesty in the course of this transaction. This is because When I think of my immediate past, the hostility of our people against my parents, the imprisonment of my father and the eventual displacement of my family, all of these coupled with activities of the present Government of Gloria Arroyo, to ensure that the once treasured family of Estrada is ridicule and subjected to abject poverty and misery, the more I am courteous of whom we can trust with this transaction.
I would not know why the present government is not relenting in its desire to bring our family down just for the singular fact that we share different political ideologies. My mother is restricted to a house arrest and my only saving grace is because of my dual nationality. I was born in Britain. It is as a result of the above situation that I am very careful in anything I do. I am also very mindful and careful with this transaction as it remains our only hope to live a good life again when actualized. What I require from you presently is to send to me your contact particulars including your telephone fax and cell numbers. This will enable me communicate with you on telephone so as to maintain absolute confidentiality in the course of this transaction and also a proof of your identification which would serve as a guarantee that the funds will be safe in your custody. Also you will need to send me a letter declaring Confidentiality & Non Disclosure of our dealings, thereafter I can ask my attorney to commence documentation passing beneficiary of the funds to you Please confirm your willingness by providing all the requested information above. All modalities for the successful completion of this transaction have been mapped out provided that you maintain absolute confidentiality and keep to my instructions, I shall give to you from time to time for a successful completion. Once I clarify your willingness to proceed with the transaction, then I shall ask my attorney to send you all the documents that will enable you secure the funds.
As you may know, the amount involve in this transaction is enormous and as such, we need to build trust and confidence in ourselves to realize the process. You will be required to travel to Amsterdam and meet with the officials of the holdings, to receive the funds from the Security Company with the document and pass code, which I will give to you. It will also be Your responsibility to transfer the funds to your nominated account in your country pending when I am able to sort myself out here to regain my freedom so that I can come to meet with you for my share of the funds I have resolved with my mother to compensate you with 25% the total funds for your assistance. Please, be further informed that presently I do not deem it fit for us to communicate via public telecommunication system that is public telephone as authorities from my country can tapped into our telephone discussion. But you can call me on my (mini-Satellite Phone) +8821646689531 so that we can communicate uninterrupted.
I want to thank you once more and I am praying to God Almighty to bless you. I know that you might also wonder why I want to realize this transaction with a complete stranger, sort like how I got your email address, the reason for this is because, our fellow countrymen here have all fail the Estrada family, you cannot imagine that 90% of the witnesses that testified against my father were his close aides as the Vice-President and President respectively.
One thing I need you to understand is that the life jail term passed on my father is a mark of political terrorism on the part of the government of Gloria Arroyo because she fears political opposition. You can as well read this site for more about my father and family
<http://www.cnn.com/2001/ASIANOW/southeast/01/20/philippines.estrada.02/>
However, in other that we may commence this transaction you will have to send me the following to assure me of your genuine interest and also to enable my attorney draft out the required documents for the purpose of this transaction. You will have to send me the following:-
1) Your complete contact address not a P.O. Box
2) Your Confidential Phone/fax number
3) A brieft and true history of yourself
4) A scaned copy of your international passport.
As soon as I have this information from you I will ask my attorney to go ahead and draft the required documents and let you know the name and location of
the security company and also send you my personal identification. .

Remain bless,
Daniel Jude Estrada


Dr. Lizardo
June 7

First of all, realize that you are talking to the Great Dr. Lizardo, Master of nearly all the known Universes. Bend your knee in reverence, foolish one!

Second, the great and powerful Dr. Lizardo does not speak on the phone. Only via the electronic medium of the world, the Internet, WHICH I CONTROL, is how I choose to speak with underlings, as all mortals are. I will allow you to continue communicating with me this way for the moment.

Third, Dr. Lizardo does not have or need a passport. I go where I choose, when I choose, and with whom I choose, and no one can stop me. No one, do you hear? No one! A hah ha hah ha hah!!!

Now for the rest of your insignificant details, you amuse me enough that I will comply so long as it amuses me. Behold! Here are the details you request:

LETTER DECLARING CONFIDENTIALITY & NON DISCLOSURE

Be it known to those human worms who dare lift their gazes to me that I, Dr. Emilio Lizardo, duly swears to keep all dealings with the mortal knows as Daniel Jude Estrada, confidential and undisclosed with others save those who are

my thralls and must carry out my bidding.

Signed this day 07 June 2004
Dr. Emilio Lizardo

Now, as to your other requests, you surely must know of the gigantic brilliance that is my mind. Who does not weep in fear and gnash their teeth at the approach of my mighty footsteps? How then can I send a history of myself? Does not history itself wait breathlessly for my every move, my every wish? Yes, it does this and more! The world itself is my plaything, and my actions are more world-spanning than the very sunsets!

If you need to send me those insignificant flyspecks that mortals call "paper," you can send them to my business assistant John Smallberries. Here are his puny details:

John Smallberries
4706 Industrial Park Blvd
Santa Anusa, CA 90201
(818) 662-5754
email = [deleted]

Now send me the documents! I must peruse them and see what my great mind can do with such pitiful scribblings to bring them up to my level!!!


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