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MRS. EVANGELIST PAULINA ONYEGO From: worldmiracle_refugeecampghana worldmiracle_refugeecampghana To: Barry Lenner Subject: From:Evang. Paulina Onyego. Date: Wed, 3 May 2006 From:Evang. Paulina Onyego. World Miracle Church- Bujumbura Refugee Accra-Ghana. Dear Brethren, Greetins of our LORD JESUS CHRIST, How are you and the daily activities including your family? I hope everybody is fine. I got your contact through a missionary that visited our camp, I write to know your ability to handle these charity and confidential matter of mine. I am a citizen of Sierra Leone, the second Daughter to the former Minister of Mines and Energy who was killed by rebels during the Sierra-Leonean war. Before my father's death I became a born again Christian and verywilling to go to a pastoral college to do the work of God. But since his death I am living in a refugee camp here in Accra-Ghana as a refugee. My father left behind physical cash in US Dollars Runs into Million Which he safely lodged in a Private Security & Finance Company, during his regime, I want to invest this money in Work of GOD and in any charity also to start a business for my ounger brother through your assistance as I want to further my education in any pastoral college in your country. My Mother is 65 yrs old and her time on this earth is quickly slipping away so I want to invest in Human beings as she is steeped in the superstitions, I have directed her and my entire remains family to ALMIGHTY GOD, Because of all the dumping down in our family and God will help us! While some Christians are holding hands with Christ but seeing the poor ones dying with help , in the name of love, I want to show them the HOPELESS that Christians is not the same in every country. You might recommend and assist me in investing the remains of this money in a business of your choice. Brethren, I am hereby soliciting your assistance and your advise, because I've not been into business before in my life. as I donŐt want to make any costly mistake that will make me lose my money and the calling of God upon my life. All I want is for you to receive the money and send invitation letter to us to join you. Your urgent reply will be highly appreciated, all the necessary documents of deposit from the Security Company are with me. In your reply, please include your private telephone and fax numbers. With best regards. Evang. Paulina Onyego (World Miracle Church- Bujumbura Refugee) Accra-Ghana. N/B. I WILL APPRECIATE YOU TO SEND YOUR REPLY VIA THIS E-MAIL ACCOUNT:paulinaonyego@doramail.com BARRY LENNER Good Christ, woman! I can understand next to nothing of your blithering. You'd think in refugee camps, you'd have learned to get to the point. Suppose you were standing in the soup line and started yobbling away like that. You'd never get any soup. They'd shoot you. Now, take a deep breath, calm down, regulate the old heartbeat, and let's start over. Calmly, now. We've got all the time in the world. What, precisely, is it that you want me to do? Are you in need of charity? If so, the next time the U.N., or whoever is running your camp, allows you to get to the computer, look at my website. The URL is listed below. I give away a lot of money to charities in the Third World. Or are you looking to invest in my business? Either way, I can hardly make heads or tails of that convoluted cornucopia of conversation below. Write back immediately and tell me, in no uncertain terms, what it is you want. Furthermore, explain to me why, if you're in Ghana, your email address is German. Regards, Bernard "Barry" Lenner President and CEO Lenner Plumbing Supplies Warehouses, Intl., Inc. 14 Coxwank Industrial Park Waukepetonsett, IA 50392 [She sends me back precisely the same message. This makes me mad.] BARRY LENNER Ms. Onandonyougo, BLOODY HELL, WOMAN, don't send me the same damned email again! I responded, and what's more, I responded to the address you gave me! Now answer the damned questions! I haven't the time to waste. Awaiting your IMMEDIATE response! Bernard "Barry" Lenner [New email address this time.] MRS. EVANGELIST PAULINA ONYEGO From: "paulina onyego" <paulinaonyego@doramail.com> Subject: Reply Date: Thu, 04 May 2006 Dear Bernard Lenner, Sir, We have received your mail which I have gone through and noted everything about what you said therein, I feel and believed that we can trust you into thistransaction. However, what we are talking about here is to help us accomodate the sum of S$8,650,000.00.in cash. We want to invest into your company and also to help us in carrying out God work with part of the fund while 15 percent of the total money has been set aside to you for assisting us. If you can assure us that you will not seat on this fund if eventually this fund enters your care hem get back to us for further details on how we can speed up and facilitate the completion of this transaction. you ask how come I am having German Email address, we were in Germany with our late father for one and half years, until he gave up to the ghost and the money in question was deposited in Spain in a private security firm named ALPHA TRUST SECURITIES. Thanks and God Bless Evangelist Paulina Onyego. BARRY LENNER Dear Madam Evangelist Ogopogo, Great screaming Jesus. That's a lot of money. What are you doing in a refugee camp in Ghana? I would guess that any of those fly-ridden, malaria-addled camp guards would sneak you out for a paltry million. Actually, come to think of it, I think you can buy all of Ghana for about $250,000. Shoot them a bid and see what they say. This all sounds very promising. Lenner Plumbing Supplies Warehouses, Int'l., Inc., needs fresh cash. Also, I've been trying like the dickens to break into the African market, but I'm not having a lot of success. I would suspect that this is due to the lack of indoor plumbing in your part of the world. I'm hazy as to what exactly it is you want me to do. Do you plan to watch your money grow exponentially from the refugee camp? I'd advise against it. I would guess most African refugee camps are still on the ticker tape system. So I get, personally, $1,297,500 and you invest $7,352,500 in LPSWI,I? That's very generous, and you couldn't have picked a better company to invest in. We've seen an average of 13% growth annually Considering the size of the modalities involved, I'd like to call in my financial advisor. The Lenner portfolio is administered by Foggs Financial, here in Waukepetonsett, and the principal there, Herrel S. Foggs, is a dear friend of many years' standing. He'll know exactly how to get modalities moving. Any objections? Yours, etc., Bernard "Barry" Lenner PAULINA ONYEGO Sent: Thursday, May 4, 2006 Supbject: Update/// Dear Bernard Lenner, Thanks for your prompt reply. Well all is set to introduce you to the security firm in SPAIN and you should endeavour to send us your international passport copy and maybe it is likely the security firm may invite you before they will move the consignment to you, so please be on the watch out. The included attachment is my picture my late father and brother Daniel Onyego. As soon as i receive your passport copy,I shall tell you the next line of action. Meanwhile lets be communicating via email for security reasons. Regards, Evangelist Paulina Onyego. BARRY LENNER Mrs. Evang. Onandonyougo, For Christ's sakes, woman, if we are to be partners in achieving modalities of this scale, then you need to pay much closer attention to my replies. I am now going to ask those questions in slightly simpler form. I'd have them translated into Ungo Bogo or whatever your native language is, but I don't know what your native language is. 1) With that kind of money, what are you doing in a refugee camp? 2) Precisely what is it that you want me to do, for which you're going to give me, outright, $1,297,500, and then invest $7,352,500 in my company? 3) Do you have any objections to me bringing in my accountant and financial advisor, Mr. Herrel S. Foggs, in on this? And since your last email, I have even more questions. 1) Those are lovely pictures. You do know how to carry off a turban, and those two gents certainly are a dab hand at color coordinating their ensembles. Stunning. Who are their tailors? 2) Who said anything about traveling to Spain? Who's going to make the arrangements, where shall I stay, with whom am I going to meet? Do you expect me to make these calls myself? I don't know any of these Spanish fellows. Awaiting your immediate answers to these questions. Bernard "Barry" Lenner MRS. EVANGELIST PAULINA ONYEGO Subject: Lets move forward than Asking QUESTIONS Date: Fri, 05 May 2006 Dear Sir, Thanks for your too much questioning,about what I am doing in refugee camp,I just spent three months in the camp, while on missionary assignment. My being in there is to assists those that is in need for both material and spiritual counseling, I am the chapel leader of World Miracle Church- Bujumbura Refugee, Accra-Ghana. 2. What I want you to do, is to assist us receive the money from the firm as our guardian and also make visa arrangement for our coming to join you for the onward investments plan and furthering my pastoral course. 3. About bringing in your accountant and financial advisor, Mr. Herrel S. Foggs, in on this?, that will be highly wellcome by me,but before that we have to first of all, claimed out the money from the firm in Spain, because I would not what them to know the source of the funds for now,even the security firm did not know the content of the deposited box, my dad only told them that it was Gold and Diamond, for security reasons. 4. for giving you, outright, $1,297,500,yes we are not greedy people, the genesis of these fund emarginated from sales of Gold and Diamond in Europe by my late dad on behalf of the Sierra-Leonean govt. during the war in our country, as he returned back after deposited the total money with the said security firm in Spain, a week after his arrival, some rebels came into our house and shoot him on chest, he did not die immediately until after four days and I was the only one with him in hospital as his eldest daughter, that was when he opened up the whole secret concerning his trip to Europe and he seriously warned me not to invest the money in African shore due-to war in here and there in Africa, that I must source for a foreign partner to assist us. I am herby assuring you that you are the only third party to hear these, so pls. I beg you with the name of God to keep it to yourself alone, even if you are not going to assist us into investment. 5. About Those lovely pictures are: My late father with my younger brother DANIEL, during his graduation period from university. My own picture for you to know whom you are to deal with on this mutual transaction. And the picture of the money before deposited with the firm in Spain. 6. You will open communication with firm on our behaves, as I have already informed them that my fathers business partner that is you, will apply for the transfer of the metal box that contained the said funds to your designated area, until my arrival with Daniel to meet with you. Upon, recieved your passport as demanded,then I will forward to you some deposits documents that you will submit to the firm for easy collection of the metal box from them. Waiting to read from you. Evang. Paulina Onyego. 00233-243357729. BARRY LENNER Mrs. Onoyoudident, Watch your tone with me, madam. I've been in the business of conducting international modalities since you were in elephant-skin diapers, or whatever they use to wrap up incontinent infants in Ghana. When I ask a question, you'd best believe that I have a damn good reason for asking it. I like to know what I'm getting into. Since, as you intimate, the money in Spain is actually the property of the Sierra Leonese government, that means we must keep this business absolutely discreet, since it actually involves the transfer of government assets out of a third country. Now that I know that, I absolutely insist on bringing in Mr. Foggs, as he is most experienced at this kind of subterfuge. Very well, then, send me the name, number and contact at this Spanish firm--I believe you said the name was Alpha Trust Securities--and I will make the necessary contact and send them my passport. Mr. Foggs of Foggs Financial will be copied in on all communications, but rest assured, he is a very discreet man. Thanks to his ministrations, I haven't paid taxes in close to 15 years, so that tells you what sort of chap he is. As for you coming over here--well, now, that's an interesting wrinkle. Do you plan to settle in Waukepetonsett? Do I need to arrange living quarters? Respond immediately. Can't have a tribe of third world refugees and all their goats clogging up my front porch. Let me know your date of arrival and what you'll need from my end. If need be, I'll have my secretary, Ms. Vanderdonk, scout out some living arrangements. Awaiting your immediate reply. There's a lot of territory to be covered here before you're a preacher and I'm richer than I already am. Yours, etc. Bernard "Barry" Lenner MRS. EVANGELIST PAULINA ONYEGO Subject: CONTACT DETAILS. Date: Fri, 05 May 2006 Dear Sir, Thanks for showing seriousness over this transaction,I am glad to hear you've been in the business of conducting international modalities for many years ago,that is a very big credit for you. As I said before concerns involving your accountant, I accepted the idea but lets first move these funds out of the security firm, because delay is dangerious at these time. I will preffer to settle in Waukepetonsett with you no matter the cost of the properties in the area, we are ready to buy at all cost. Already your names and address has been given to the firm in Spain ALPHA TRUST S.A and they are waiting to hear from you on how you want the consignment from them, as I instructed in the below LETTER OF AUTHORITY sent to them on your behalf to open direct communication with you. READ ............ TO: MR. EDWARD ESAJAS ALPHA TRUST SECURITIES S.A RE: LETTER OF AUTHORITY THIS LETTER OFFICIALLY PERMITS MR.BERNARD BARRY LENNER,PRESIDENT AND CEO LENNER PLUMBING SUPPLIES WAREHOUSES,INTL. INC. 14 COXWANK INDUSTRIAL PARK,WAUKEPETONSETT, IA 50392 TO WORK AS AN PARTNER FROM USA. PLEASE ASSIST THE ABOVE NAMED PERSON TO RECEIVE THIS CONSIGNMENT WITH TAG NUMBER:ALPHA/TSP234/22. THANKING YOU IN ADVANCE FOR THE ASSISITANCE! REGARDS, PAULINA ONYEGO{FOR THE FAMILY}. I advise you to reach them with you telephone and fax numbers,as they await to hear from you. Please sir, kindly contact them with the follows details below and update me. Apha Trust Security S.A Contact person is: Edward Esajas +34-667-870-307 Thanks and remain Bless. Evagn. Paulina Onyego. BARRY LENNER Mrs. Onyouiwannabe, You must forgive my prior curtness. I am not nearly the gruff old monster I sometimes seem to be. It has been a difficult year. I failed to mention it, but I recently lost Mrs. Lenner (Enid) to cancer of the vagina. It was a long and terrible process, but finally, she died in December. I confess to missing Enid quite a bit. Your picture touched me in ways that I thought I'd never feel again. Not only is your turban stunning, but you are a very beautiful woman. Has anyone ever told you that? My crusty old heart leapt within my chest when you mentioned that you might want to relocate to Waukepetonsett. It is lovely here. The land is green and flat. We are rich in livestock and wheat. Paulina--if I may call you Paulina--would it be inappropriate to admit an interest in you that goes beyond merely financial? Back to business. This fellow, Edward Esajas--how do you know him? Is he trustworthy? I have no objection to contacting him, but you need to vouch for him. What is his title? And how does one pronounce his name? I think it sounds like EEEEE--sadge--ass, sort of like "sausages," but perhaps that's not right. Or maybe it's pronounced eee--SADGE-ass. Or ESS--adge-ass. Oh well. Do let me know, there's a good girl. Ever yours, etc., Bernard "Barry" Lenner MRS. EVANGELIST PAULINA ONYEGO Date: Fri, 05 May 2006 Dear Sir, Many thanks for your mail. I always appreciate your peculiar knowledge regarding the way your ask questions in respect to this project to ensure that total success is guaranteed. The afore-mentioned person of the Security Company in my last mail of yesterday is the Director of Operations of the Security Company as i know. He could be called only Mr.Edward since the second name is a bit complicating in pronouncing. Like I offten call him,Sir. As per his personal life,I can guarantee 100% that he is a nice person since he has been the person who offten update us about the deposite willingly. Though it is his duty to update their client(s) but his care often during my telephone conversation with their office has convienced me that he is a very nice person. But one very important point you most note is that "the security company do not have a single knowledge that the content of the box is money and this is a secret I wish to share with no other person except you" Therefore,I beseech you not to ever discolse this to their company during your communications with them. However,I am confortable with Paulina if you feel like calling me by Paulina. Please endeavour to contact the company any keep me abreast of developments. Stay blessed and have a blissful day as I wait hearing from you earliest. Evang. Paulina Onyego. BARRY LENNER My dear Paulina Onyouiwannabe, Many thanks for your reply. Do I see a glimmer of hope for something for us beyond just a business relationship? I can already see us together in Waukepetonsett. My tailor has assured me that he can cut a turban to your specifications. Paulina, it is a beautiful day here. The sun is shining and the fields of wheat are green and blowing in the prairie breeze. All seems at peace. I can hardly wait until you are here in Waukepetonsett with me. When do you think you might arrive? Who of your family will be joining you? How large a house do you require? Will you be bringing livestock? As to business, I shall be the soul of discretion as regards the contents of the boxes in Spain. I see that I have been contacted by Alpha Securities. I can only assume that this is Mr. Esajass. I shall keep you abreast of the progress of the modalities. Ever Yours, etc. Bernard "Barry" Lenner ISABEL LUCIA (ALPHA TRUST SECURITIES IN SPAIN) From: alpha trust <alphatrust2@yahoo.com> To: Barry Lenner Subject: urgent attention Date: Fri, 5 May 2006 ALPHA TRUST SECURITY COMPANY S.A. TREASURE AND SECURITY DEPOSITS BUREAU. Plaza De Cologne 20, 28830 Madrid Spain our ref : md jhb.vol.01202. ATTN: Mr Bernard Barry Lenner . date 5-5-06. SUBJECT : RE-COLLECTION OF YOUR CONSIGNMENT. However , following an authorization letter of claim we received from our client late Onyego"s family in Ghana West Africa about the diplomatic Consignment that is in our care and also due for collection. THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENT ARE NEEDED FROM YOU FOR THE EVACUATION EXERCISE . 1) Copy of your international passport or your country national identity card of your humble self. 2) Two passport photograph of your humble self. 3) Payment for cost of custom taxes and handling charges amounting to ( 7,650 .00) seven thousand six hundred and fifty Euros only. 4) A copy of the deposit certificate. Upon the receipt of all the above pre-requisites, the consignment shall be handed over to your humble self. Please forward to us your arriving date to Spain so to enable us fix or secure an ppointment for your signing date ceremony in our head office or any of our branches through out Spain. Further more you are advice and directed to contact our operation director Mr. Edward daryl Esajas. on his direct lines to further guide and assist you in the effective evacuation exercise of your Diplomatic consignment. ( 00- 34 - 667 - 870 - 307 ( .Fax - 0034 - 911 - 414 - 231. your urgent responce is highly needed. Yours Faithfully, Isabel Lucia. Secretary BARRY LENNER Ms. Lucia, Your rather poorly-written missive to me I can forgive, as English is not your first language, but this is untenable. These modalities amount to millions of dollars, and I am being addressed, and rather snippily so, by a mere secretary? Madam, do you have any idea who I am? I am sure you don't, but believe you me, I am far too important to be treated like a mendicant. I only deal with people at my level. This Spanish business etiquette of yours is damn near unforgivable. You will have Mr. Edward Daryl Esajass contact me post haste, or I shall alert the Onandonyougo family, with whom I am on extremely close personal terms, of your unconscionable gall. As you will see, I have copied in my financial advisor, Mr. Herrel S. Foggs of Foggs Financial, on this message. I have no doubt he will be in full agreement. Etc. Bernard "Barry" Lenner HERREL S. FOGGS To Lenner and Alpha Trust Securities Date: Fri, 05 May 2006 Mr. Lenner, With all due respect, I do not know what you are talking about, but if we are talking about a financial transaction that is in the >millions of dollars, I'd suggest being a little more polite to your potential business partner. Remember my friend, you are rich, but by being nice you will become richer. Respectfully, Herrel S. Foggs Foggs Financial 100 W Section Line Rd Laurens, IA 50554 P.S. If you need me to fly in to discuss this transaction, please give me as much advance notice as you can. BARRY LENNER cc: Alpha Trust Dear Herrel, Good to hear from you. Hope all is well with the grandbabies. Damn it, man, this is an international modality of millions of dollars. I will not be dealt with by a lowly secretary. I'm talking about claiming a lot of money that is rightfully mine. For that kind of business, I will speak with Mr. Edward Daryl Esajass himself. Back me up on this, Herrel. You and I have been around the block enough times to know that dealing with these coffee-making, peso-an-hour minions will do nothing but waste time and muddle the modalities. Frankly, I expected more from you. By the bye, did you see the picture of Mrs. Onyouiwannabe? What do you think? Lovely lady, isn't she? Yours, etc. Bernard "Barry" Lenner P.S Can you fly in by Wednesday? It's the start of grouse season. Bring your blunderbuss, and we'll take the dogs into the North Forty. HERREL S. FOGGS Barry, The grandkids are coming along nicely. They have grown up to my waist and eat more than a hungry cow. I'll see you Wednesday. Please make sure there is no farm equipment in the field behind your hay barn. As usual, I'll land the plane there. I have to know more about the modalities in order to back you up. As for business, Barry, you know I'm a busy man traveling all over the place helping people who keep most of their cash under their mattresses. So, have your new partner get in contact with me, but ask them to be BRIEF when explaining the situation. I'm not one for details, and unlike you, I could care less about charitable causes. If I am going to help, I just want to know how to get you your money. Herrel MRS. EVANGELIST PAULINA ONYEGO Subject: I am pleased. Date: Sat, 06 May 2006 Dear Sir, I am so much pleased with your last reply. I am sincerely optimistic now that the office in Spain has contacted you.I can now see a green light in this project. Success is certainly close! As regards to my trip to your Country, I think that should be just immediately the funds are moved from Spain to your country and as you can see, it is left for your to implore the Security Company in Spain to handle the matter with the urgency it requires for your collection of the deposit. It is your duty to inform me when to get read for my trip to your Country. So far, I plan coming with my brother Daniel whom you will use part of the money to invest for him in your own establishment and any other viable portion you might suggest in your country. For your clarification, I am still a single woman and will be happy to spend the rest of my life with you. I believe we can live together comfortable. Please feel free to ask any question. It is important you inform me by tomorrow when exactly I will be hoping to make the trip to meet you in your Country. Please confirm from the office in Spain how long it will take you to collect the deposit from their office. I wait hearing from you tomorrow. Stay blessed. Yours, Evang. Paulina Onyego. BARRY LENNER My dear Pullinya, No one since Enid puts a smile on my face like you. You are a feisty and spirited woman with a good heart, and, no doubt, a lovely body. I was a little surprised when you said that you want to spend the rest of your life with me, but why not? What have we got to lose? I think you should come visit as soon as possible. I suggest you fly into Chicago or Des Moines. From there, Mr. Foggs can come get you. He's got a plane. Do you want me to arrange for your travel? As far as setting Daniel up in the business, well, I've got three boys of my own, you know. If he's not above sweeping up, then I guess we can find a place for him. Is he absolutely necessary? Things on the Spanish front aren't good. First off, they had a damned secretary write me. Paualinya, as I'm sure you will agree, for transactions of this magnitude, we need the attentions of high-ranking bank officers, not some damn peso-an-hour dictaphone dolly who will muddle the modalities. I refused point blank to speak with this chippie and demanded to speak with Edward Daryl Assegasse or whatever his name is. Pullinya, as you can see, I will fight these bureaucratic bastards tooth and nail for you. I will do whatever I can and must to see these modalities through to a successful conclusion and to bring us together. I am copying in Mr. Foggs on this message so that he is aware of what is happening on all fronts--the Spanish dilemma, your coming to visit, and our blossoming happiness together. I have another favor to ask, my dear Pauinlya. Send another picture, would you, dear? I find myself staring at the one you sent for hours. Send another. I enclose a picture of me and my boys. Enjoy. Bernard "Barry" Lenner MRS. EVANGELIST PAULINA ONYEGO Subject: Not pleased. Date: Sat, 06 May 2006 Dear Sir, I confirm the receipt of your mail. I made a call to Mr.Edward after going through your mail yesterday and he informed me that their office never heard from you. Later after some hours,Mr.Edward called me and asked me to call him back. When I returned his call,he told me that you sent them a mail and that the content of your mail mal addressed their office by belittling the office of their Sec. Sir,I remember I told you that you should not disclosed to the office in Spain about the content of the deposit? Why have you told them in your mail that you are taking of claiming millions in their office? I was suprised to hear from Mr.Edward that you wrote such. I gave you in one of my mail the telephone numbers of Mr.Edward and you promised to contact him.Have you called him? Sir,I am afraid you have started handing this transaction in this very way at this time.Why? I gave you my telephone number but you have not given me yours. I am beginning to advice myself on saying much about this transaction by e-mail cause it is not confidencial and no guarantee. I was also told be Mr.Edward that a scond person wrote them syaing that he wants to fly to meet their office on your behalf.Who is this person? I told Mr.Edward that I do not recommend any other person to them apart from you and that they should not relate to any other person except you. Sir,I want to ask if you are not ready to assist me champion this transaction kindly inform me asap so that I can know what next to do? It is very important to me and my family that we don't loose the efforts of my late daddy because if we do,his spirit will not forgive us cos he did laid this foundation for our better life. I beseech you to call me or Mr.Edward for a conclusive direction on this transaction.I am sincerely confused at this very time. I wait hearing from you soonest. Yours, Evang. Paulina Onyego. BARRY LENNER Ms. Onyougonow, Madam, I warned you once. Watch your tone with me. This Alpha outfit is a one-horse store-front with no business etiquette or expertise in modalities. When conducting business, one is NOT addressed by a mere chit of a girl whose most arduous tasks are sharpening pencils and servicing this Eessajass character who, if his business is any reflection of his appearance, is an oily no-account in a cheap suit and a pencil-thin mustache. Furthermore, inasmuch as I am claiming beneficiary status, I am a CLIENT of this gyp joint. Thus, Mr. Eeznass MUST contact ME. Instruct this impronounceable Iberian to contact me first by email, and then by telephone, which number I shall provide in due course. As to security, mobile phones are notoriously easy to crack. Even in your country, any two-bit native "Jambo-Jambo" tribesman with a coat-hanger and a car battery can intercept mobile transmissions. My office is equipped with an X-3850 C17 Buchi-Redace Instant Relay Firewall line, which is impossible to tap. As to someone else contacting that imbecile Eezanass, impossible. Herrel, look into this, would you? Since, madam, the intimacy that once enlivened our correspondence has ended, I shall now copy Mr. Foggs on all communications. "Dear Sir" indeed, after you promised to spend your life with me. Whatever my feelings for you were once, I will not be lectured to by some refugee camp evangelist. I have been conducting international modalities since you were suckled by a she-hyena, or however the natives wean their squalling infants in the bush. You have broken my heart and shaken my faith. Please respond immediately and settle my concerns, or I am afraid we shall have to call this business off. Yours, etc. Bernard "Barry" Lenner HERREL S. FOGGS Dear Mrs. Onyego: Please pardon this email. I hope you don't take it the wrong way because I am not in the business of talking bad about people. But I have to warn you that Mr. Lenner is not a good man. Yes, he has lots of money, but he does not care about anyone but himself. He does not care about your plight or your need. I've worked with him for many, many years and all he does is boss me around and tell me how stupid I am. He does this after all I've done for him... I have helped make him a very rich man. He is also a womanizer. He takes advantage of women like yourself who are in great need. If you do come to Iowa, the most likely scenario is he hold you in some kind of indentured servitude and he will make you do very bad things with him. He has unnatural relations with women (and it is rumored that he has them with young men too). You will most likely be worse off than you are now. I have signing powers for Mr. Lenner's accounts. I have the authority to get you the money you need from Mr. LennerŐs accounts to free up your father's assets. I'll take a little here and a little there and he won't even miss it. Mr. Lenner won't know the money is missing until it is all done and your fatherŐs money is in his bank account. Most likely, he will curse me out and call me stupid, but he will in the end be happy and you will not find yourself a prisoner in his estate. The only thing I ask for doing this for you is that I am provided a portion of the assets. $500,000 will be enough for my services. I will sign the check from Mr. Lenner and send it to you so that you can get your money. You will have to keep this absolutely secret until you get the check and deposit it into your account so that you can pay the fees. If Mr. Lenner finds out I am doing this he will stop payment on any check and in addition to firing me he will have me beaten. If you agree to work with me, you should stay in contact with Mr. Lenner and continue to try to get him to help you, but you cannot tell him. If you do not wish to work with me, I can understand, but you won't be able to say I didn't warn you. Sincerely, Herrel S. Foggs Foggs Financial
HERREL S. FOGGS to BARRY LENNER:
Date: Sun, 07 May 2006 Hey Barry, Do you think you should send an email to whatŐs her face, as a follow- up to mine, saying how much you trust me and give her Foggs FinancialŐs address and URL? BARRY LENNER to FOGGS: Herrel, Assuredly. As you know, you have my complete trust. Mrs. Onyegonow should know that. Yours, etc. Bernard "Barry" Lenner P.S. In addition to your blunderbuss, you might wish to bring your chest-high waders along as well. My gamekeeper, Oliver DeBaliviere, has seen a sharp upswing in the amount of bitterns in the marshes adjoining the timberland. Pesky devils. We might have to knock a few out. PAULINA ONYEGO Subject: Advice. Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 Dear Mr.Herrel S. Foggs Many thanks for your mail and advice contained therein. I am so much comfortable with your points And your ability to disclose this to me.May Almighty God bless you and your family. I sincerely appreciate your efforts towards making the project a success. However,I am happy to proceed this transaction from where Bernard your boss stopped.I have contacted the security company this morning by mail informing them that you will be epresenting you boss so far from now and that the charges will be paid by you,all the relevant documents of collection of the deposit will be signed by you. Therefore please do forward to the security company your personal detail for their perusal and proper identification. Regarding issue of the chaque,that you said you will be sending to me to finalise the transaction,pls do discuss that with the security company immediately to find out the best way it could be done. As per the percentage you requested,i have delibrated your request with my brother and we have agreed to offer you for your kind assistant the sum of $300,000.00 I hope this will be enough for you for now. Here under is the contact information of the security company for you to open direct communication with them asap: Contact person: Mr.Edward Esajas(Operation Director) His Direct Tel: +34-667-870-307 Fax numbers : +34-911-414-231 E-mail (alphatrust2@yahoo.com) Please contact and keep me abreast of any development. As for your boss,I will be praying for him so that he will have a changed life.Endeavour to provide me with your direct telephone numbers and also provide it for the security company for easy communication. I will be waithing for your propmt reply. Thanks and stay blessed. Yours, Evang.Paulina Onyego. BARRY LENNER Ms. Pullinya Onandago, In keeping with the harsh tone of your last heartless missive, I shall keep this email on a strictly formal level. Suffice it to say that I rescind my offer of lucrative employment to your worthless brother. I hope your Sunday ministrations to the fly-ridden and unwashed heathens in the refugee camp went well. I spoke with Mr. Foggs, of Laurens, IA (you can see his website at www.freewebs.com/foggsfinancial), my close friend and trusted advisor over the weekend, when he came to my home for the grouse shooting. Not only do I implicitly trust Mr. Foggs' ability to conduct rectitude with probity, I trust his judgment. I wondered if I had been too harsh with that Spanish bit of fluff Lucia, but I don't now. Mr. Foggs is in full agreement with me that to be addressed by a mere secretary at Alpha Trust Securities is ridiculous and insulting. When can I expect to hear from Mr. Edward Daryl EazyAss? Modalities wait for no one, Ms. Onandago. It is a beautiful morning in Iowa, by the way. Too bad you'll never get to see it. Yours, etc. Bernard "Barry" Lenner P.S. Herrel, will you be able to make it up from Laurens next weekend? Dove season is well underway, and I have yet to bag my first squab. Bring mosquito repellant.
LENNER TO FOGGS:
By the way, $300 k out of $8 mil she's offering you?!? Greedy bitch. I say you stick her for a little more. After all, you're taking the risk. I could have you beaten. Ever yours. Bernard "Barry" Lenner HERREL S. FOGGS To: paulinaonyego@doramail.com Date: Mon, 08 May 2006 Dear Mrs. Onyego, At this moment in time, it is imperative that you respond to Mr. Lenner in a loving way. If it does not hurt your pride too much, please apologize, though you did nothing wrong. It will be a good thing if you do this because it will 'soften' him up. A message from a chief financial officer from Alpha Trusts Securities would go a long way to calm him down as well. He is very upset that Alpha Trusts assigned a secretary to this financial case and did not assign a senior officer to contact him. He is very proud. Make no mistake, Mr. Lenner is on guard right now. He is watching everything and everyone like a hawk. I spent a morning with him this weekend and he was a raving lunatic. He consumed more whiskey than is healthy for a man half his age, especially that early in the morning. At one point he was running around in the field exposing himself, while firing off his shot gun. I feared for my life. The things I have to do to make a living. So, please, make it up to Mr. Lenner. Divert his attention so that I can start collecting funds. By the by, your offer for $300,000 is most generous. I asked for $500,000. Let's make it $450,000 and call it a deal. Also, please let me know the exact amount you need me to harvest from Mr. Lenner's various accounts. From what Mr. Lenner has told me about this transaction, I assume we are talking about financial and tax fees at or around $7,000. Herrel Foggs HERREL S. FOGGS To Alpha Securities Trust Date: Tue, 09 May 2006 Dear Mr. Edward Esajas, Please read the message below. I have offered to help Mrs. Onyego and her brother. Mrs. Onyego and I are currently negotiating my fee, but I feel that I can contact you in good faith about the pending transaction. I have signatory powers on Mr. Bernard Lenner's accounts, and I will be taking small sums of money from his various accounts to total the sum Mrs. Onyego needs to access her funds. But, I will first need to know the sum of this amount. Mrs. Onyego and Mr. Lenner have told me much about this transaction, but I do not know the exact amount for which I should have the bank make out the certified check. I will also need a secure address to which I can send a certified check. Sincerely, Herrel S. Foggs Foggs Financial ISABEL LUCIA (ALPHA TRUST SECURITIES IN SPAIN) From: alpha trust <alphatrust2@yahoo.com> Subject: Consignment Collection/Advice. Date: Wed, 10 May 2006 Attn: Herrel Foggs. Sir, I acknowledged the receipt of your mail dated 2006/09/05. Earlier before your mail, We have received a Letter of Authorization from Paulina Onyego permiting us to relate to you at the establishment of your communication with us. However,regarding the charges accumulated by the Family deposit of Late J.S.Onyego which has been under our custody since July 2003. Please note that the total charges has presently amount to (7,650.00.) Euros. This is comprising of our Security/Handling charges. We do not have any logistics to receiving bank certified Cheque from our client(s) All charges are paid directly to our bank account or thruogh Money Gram and confirmable before the release of the deposit to the consignee(s) or alternatively payable during the signing/release of the consignment in our office. Therefore,you will be required to come down to our office to pay the afore-mentioned charges and signing of the release documents of the deposit (One trunk Box) for immediate collection upon the completion. It is at your own decision to advice us promptly on your arrival schedule to our office here in Spain towards the finishing of your transaction in our office. Please note that you should update us minimum of two(2) working days before your arrival in our office to enable us dislodge the consignment from our Customs security room to the collection place. As it pleases us to treat our clients with diligence,kindly notify us soon on your schedule in finishing this transaction. Meanwhile, you will be required to come to Spain on the collection date with the copy of the Certificate of Deposit and your identification prove. I expect your communicate back. Yours sincerely, Mr.Edward Esajas Director of Operations. Alpha Trust Security Company S.A. HERREL S. FOGGS To Alpha Trust Securities Mr. Edward Esajas Thank you for your message. Wiring the funds will be impossible. Mr. Lenner is very backward and does not believe in wiring funds anywhere. Mr. Lenner does not have a cell phone, cable television or a satellite dish, let alone a microwave oven. He distrusts technology a great deal. This leaves one option. I will have to travel to where you are with cash. As of right now, according to the latest currency exchange rate, 7,650 euros equals $9751.45 USD. From now on out, this is the number I will use, regardless of fluctuations one way or another with the exchange rate. I will plan on bringing $9,700 in the form of nine $1,000 bills and seven $100 bills. Certainly cash is accepted at banks in Spain and can be converted into whatever form of funds or certificates you might need. You or Mrs. Onyego will have to take care of the remaining $51.45. Speaking of customs, you will need to help me arrange for the shipment of the trunk box and my fee back to the states. I'm assuming you know some people who can help me with this small detail. I have not heard back from Mrs. Onyego regarding my fees for making this transaction happen. This will need to be finalized. I hope you understand the importance of this. I will expect to be picked up at the airport that you suggest. You will need to create a sign with my name on it so that I know who is picking me up at the airport. As a security precaution on my part for once I arrive in Spain, please write my name and Lenner's name on a blank piece of paper. Something like: Herrel S. Foggs (Lenner account) Take a picture of whoever will be picking me up at the airport, holding the sign, and send this picture to me via email. This way, I will know a face when I arrive, and if I don't see the exact sign and person at the airport, I will quickly leave the airport and spend the $9700 on myself on a nice holiday in Spain. So please take care of the following on your end: -Have your client confirm the fee she and her brother agree to pay me. -Tell me where I'm going. -Send me a digital photo of the person who will be picking me up at the airport with the sign they will be using at the airport when I arrive. - arrange for discreet shipping back to the states Sincerely, Herrel S. Foggs BARRY LENNER Dearest Pullinya, It has been nearly a week since I heard from you, and my old heart is breaking. I miss you dreadfully. I think I may have spoken harshly to you, and I regret it... God knows I regret it. Since clitoral cancer carried off my beloved Enid, I confess that I have not been in my right mind. I snap at people, I am cruel, I am unthinking. When Mr. Foggs visited me last weekend and we went hunting, I shot at him several times. And he is a dear friend. My PoleInYa, it is only the love of a good woman that can restore me to the man that I was. I have money, I have success, but I have no one close. My sons don't even speak to me anymore. Consequently, I fired them all. Dearest Purina, forgive me. Show me that you still care, and that you wish to communicate with me again. I stare at your picture constantly. Let us continue with the business that we began. I pine for you. I long for you. I desire you. Yours, etc. Bernard "Barry" Lenner HERREL S. FOGGS Dear Mrs. Onyego: I have been in touch with Mr. Edward Esajas at Alpha Securities. We are working out the details. It looks like I will be traveling to Spain in the near future, since Mr. Lenner does not believe in wiring funds and because Alpha Securities will not take a certified check. However, I have heard nothing from you in regards to my fee counter- offer. We need to get this settled up before I do anything else. Please consult with your brother about this detail. Also, Mr. Lenner has been asking about this affair. I have told him that I have heard nothing from you or Mr. Esajas. Please take my advice in the message I sent you earlier in the week and send him a message. And of course you know this, but you must not let him know we are in contact with each other. Mr. Lenner is very unpredictable. He has frozen me out of his accounts on a number of occasions. The sooner we get done with all of this business, the better. Regards, Herrel S. Foggs HERREL S. FOGGS To Alpha Trust Securities Sir, I am very concerned that I have not heard from you or Mrs. Onyego in response to the very serious messages that I have sent. Mrs. Onyego has ignored requests by me for her to clarify my fee for helping her conduct her business. I offered my services for $500,000 and she counter offered for $300,000, to which I was thankful and offered to reduce my fee requirement to $450,000. I'd be willing to conduct this business for $400,000. Considering that we are talking millions of dollars, $400,000 is not very much money. This makes me wonder if you or Mrs. Onyego are serious, or if you are making deals with someone else. I will not be strung along while you make deals with others. Either this deal is on or it is not, and I think you owe it to me to let me know one way or another. I am beginning to feel like a fool for offering to fly to Spain, while you have been making deals with others behind my back. I am about to cut off all communication with you and Mrs. Onyego and if I do so, I will let Mr. Lenner know you tried to work a deal with me behind his back, which will effectivly cut you off from his funds. And, he will not believe you if you try to tell him bad things about me. He is a fool. Even if you forwarded him this very message, he would consider it a lie. Nobody can talk bad about me to him. Regards, Mr. Foggs BARRY LENNER Herrel, old man, Kudos to you, sir, for your initiative. With every new million that accumulates in my alread-capacious accounts, I feel more assured that the Lenner millions are in the right hands. Incidentally, I have seen an excrescence of pheasant in the grazing pastures wherein my prize herd of polled Herefords resides. Next time you come up to Waukepetonsett, bring the shotgun. Ever yours. Bernard "Barry" Lenner PAULINA ONYEGO Subject: I'm Very Worried the way you abandon us. Date: Mon, 15 May 2006 Attn. Mr Fogg, How are you are family,hope all is well? We ve not heared from or either Mr Lenner, please get back to us with the update information between you and security firm in Spain. Waiting to hear from you. Paulina Onyego. HERREL S. FOGGS Date: Mon, 15 May 2006 Dear Mrs. Onyego, I replied to Alpha Securities last week. I have yet to hear from them regarding the details of my message. Should I resend the message? You were very generous to counter offer me $300,000 for my services. If you can find it in your heart to pay me $400,000, I will be most appreciative. I require at least that much to finalize our business. Do get back to me if you find this agreeable. Since we last spoke, I have managed to collect almost all of the required fees for you from Mr. Lenner's various accounts. I even managed to take some extra in order to make some necessary repairs on my airplane (an exhaust manifold broke loose) and my beach condo in Georgia. Last year's hurricane season really did a number on the roof. I don't feel bad since Mr. Lenner regularly takes up residence in my humble cottage, even though he has a huge beach house in South Carolina. He says my condo feels more like home, that and he brings women and young men to my condo, something he'd never do at his own condo. He's always saying "Goddamnit, Foggs, I have to keep up appearances. Now give me the keys or you are fired." It is unbearable hearing him do the things he does with those people, so I try to stay away when he is there. Your security firm needs to respond to the message that I sent last week, unless they did not get the message. In which case I will resend it. Please find out for me. Regards, Foggs HERREL S. FOGGS Dear Mrs. Onyego, I now see you are not serious about our doing business together. I have asked for very small things. I have offered to travel to Spain to help you. I have even gone behind Mr. Lenner's grotesquely fat back to collect the money you need to release your husband's funds. I do no know why you have treated me this way. And don't bother trying to get me in trouble with my boss. He will not believe that I would double cross him, no matter what you say. Even if you were to write him and tell him to check his accounts and that when he does he will find money missing and the evidence of my signature on the account withdrawals equaling the sum of the missing money, he will not believe you, nor will he check the accounts. I wish you the best of luck, but from the way you conduct business, you will need more than luck. I fear that you will continue to languish. The answer to your problems was in your hands and you let it slip through your fingers. Herrel Foggs PAULINA ONYEGO Subject: RE: Telephone numbers or call. Date: Fri, 19 May 2006 Dear Mr.Herrel Foggs, I do not understand you in your mails when you say " I am doing deal at my back" Well to be kindid it is a sort of discreat to me for you to address me in such unfriendly and dirty remark. I am not frustrated because I needed your assistace.I deserve my regards and respect from you likewise you and your boss. Please stop using such statement for me. I have contacted the seurity company and they said to me that we are not serious in collecting the deposit and that your manner of addressing their company is poor and this makes them stopped communication with you until we are ready to disloge the deposit. The company said that they have their roots of operations and that they will not comply with any instruction that is outside their system. Mr.Foggs I am not 100% relax dealing with person or persons I can't reach on telephone. Please I have attached a power of Attorney for you to check before it will be signed. Meanwhile,to facilitate this transaction to success without futher delay call me or provid your telephone number for me to call you and do not ignor this very request here. Please reach the security company by phone because they complained betterly of your mails to them. Waiting for your respose. Evang: Paulina Onyego. WORLD MIRACLE CHURCH -BUJUMBURA REFUGEE CAMP ACCRA GHANA 19 MAY ,2006 PAGE 1OF2 SPECIAL POWER OF ATTORNEY FOR ONE PERSON TO TAKE TOTAL CONTROL OF MR J.S ONYEGO'S FAMILY TREASURE DEPOSITED IN SPAIN WITH ALPHA TRUST SECURITY COMPANY S,L. I PAULINA ONYEGO DAUGHTER OF LATE MR J.S ONYEGO, DO HEREBY ASSIGN TOTAL CONTROL OF OUR FAMILY TREASURE TO MR HERREL FOGGS. HE WILL TEMPORARILY CONTROL AND ACT ON BEHALF OF MY FAMILY AND WILL NOT RELINQUISHING ANY CONTROL OVER THIS TREASURE. THIS PROCEDURE IS DONE TO FACILITATE HANDLING WHEN FAMILY TREASURE ARRIVED IN USA AND ACT AS MY FAMILY BIDDING UNTIL MY IMPENDING ARRIVAL TO RE-ASSUME CONTROL MYSELF. MR HERREL FOGGS IS CHARGED WITH THE SAFEKEEPING AND PROPER DISBURSEMENT FROM IT AT THE INSTRUCTIONS FORWARDED GIVEN BY ME. IT WILL BE SITUATED IN A SUITABLE FINANCIAL INSTITUTION AS WELL IN THE NAME OF PAULINA ONYEGO WITH MR HERREL FOGGS AS ADMINISTRATOR. CONTINUED ON PG 2 POWER OF ATTORNEY PAULINA TO HERREL PAGE 2 OF 2 19 MAY 2006 IN RETURN FOR THIS RESPONSIBILITY MR HERREL FOGGS WILL BE REIMBURSED WITH US$500.000.00 FOR ANY ATTENDANT EXPENSES AS WELL AS A PORTION OF SUBJECT TREASURE. THE CURRENT CONDITIONS WILL CAUSE THIS PAYMENT TO BE HANDLED AFTER RESUMPTION OF TOTAL CONTROL BY MR HERREL FOGG OR HIS ASSIGNS. IN WITNESS HEREOF , I HAVE SIGNED THIS POWER OF ATTORNEY IN PRESENCE OF THE FOLLOWING WITNESSES ON THIS DAY, 19 MAY 2006 WITNESS: _____________________ DATE; ___________________ SIGNATURE;___________________ DATE:___________________ CERTIFIED NOTARY PUBLIC _______________________ COMMISSION EXPIRES : ____________________________ HERREL S. FOGGS Dear Mrs. Onyego: The security company asked me to travel to Spain. I agreed. They said they could not take a check. Neither I or Mr. Lenner believe in wire transfers, since they are the mark of the devil and the number of the beast. They told me I would have to travel to their office in Spain, so I offered to bring them cash in person. $9,700 to be exact. It is customary for people to meet people at the airport holding a sign with their name on it. I own my own plane, I should know. Not only is it customary, it is polite. In Iowa, it is customary for men to compare the size of their herniated testicles upon meeting at the airport. I didn't ask your security company to do this, I simply asked to know the person who would pick me up at the airport in advance. Your security company ignored me. I have been nothing but up front with your security company and they have treated me like a worm. I think your security company is run by a bunch of little girls whose fathers have sexual relations with them. There is no other explanation. I meant what I said in my earlier email. The answer to your problems was in your hands and you let it slip through your fingers. I asked for small things and you ignored me and treated me like dirt. Good day and leave me alone. I am not interested in speaking with you any more. We are done. I hope you die poor and destitute with millions of worms in your anus. I hope your treasure falls into the hand of others and that you watch them spend it as you starve to death. How dare you accuse me of treating you dirty, when you are the one who is doing business behind my back and trying to get me in trouble with my boss. Herrel S. Foggs BARRY LENNER Mrs. Onyougo, Mr. Eesnajanass, Notwithstanding our previous strained relations, I am requesting both your help, and I ask for your discretion. It has come to my attention that my heretofore trusted accountant, Mr. Herrel S. Foggs, may be stealing money from me. I left these modalities in what I thought were his capable hands, and nothing has happened. I have seen no money, and I am starting to get worried. I had my son Howard (the smart one) go through my account records with my banker, and it appears that a very substantial sum of money is missing. Almost $15,000. Furthermore, I have not been able to get in touch with Mr. Foggs for some time now. He's not returning my calls. I am very close to contacting the police, but I would prefer that the authorities do not know what kind of modalities I am engaging in. I'd like to keep this quiet, but I feel as though I can no longer trust Mr. Foggs. Frankly, I have reason to wonder about his mental state. I understand that he has not been bathing regularly, and that his hygiene as regards his orifices--oral and otherwise--has truly fallen by the wayside. I don't want to talk about it any more. Please contact me immediately, so that I can finally bring this transaction to a close. Mr. Foggs is no longer involved in the process. Yours, etc. Bernard "Barry" Lenner MRS. EVANGELIST PAULINA ONYEGO Subject: I am dissapointed by you. Date: Tue, 23 May 2006 Sweetheart, How is life and family, Iam dissapointed by the way you treated me over the help needed from you. You turn me to be chaff, you and your so called Mr Fogg keep on toying with my family only hope that was deposited in Spain. why do you choose to be dancing here and there, i expected you to simple tell us that you are not a serious businessman then to keep on waisting our precious time for nothing, pls forget anything about me hence you are not willing to give out your telephone contact to me or to the security firm in Spain for easy communicating, that means you have something else in mind over our dealings. Bye for. Yours In Love, Paulina Onyego. BARRY LENNER Ms. Onyego, Madam, how dare you speak to me in that tone. I offered you everything, and you threw it away. I gave you my heart on a silver platter, and you stomped upon it. This business has cost me a great deal of time, emotional heartache, and money, since Mr. Foggs, apparently, has been stealing from me. And you have never responded to any of my questions. I am in fact a very serious businessman. Everything you asked for, I provided. My telephone number is on my corporate website, which you apparently never bothered to look at. It doesn't matter. You give me YOUR number, and I will reach you by phone today. Be sure and answer it. I am sick and tired of this whole business. I just want it to be over with. I entered into these modalities with such a light heart--it all seemed so full of promise--and it has been nothing but trouble for me from one end to the other. But enough of that. Let us complete this business, and be through with it. Tell me what it is I need to do to complete this transaction. What do you need from me to release the money from Spain? I still love you desperately, more than ever. Yours, etc. Bernard "Barry" Lenner MRS. EVANGELIST PAULINA ONYEGO Subject: I appreciate Date: Wed, 24 May 2006 Dera one, Thanking you for still assist us to complete this transaction, pls. kindly give me your coporate website as you said. Waiting to hear from you dear. Paulina BARRY LENNER Dear Ms. Onyougo, Suffice it to say that I am confused by your email. You blow hot and cold on me. One minute, you are raking me over the coals. The next, you are practically whispering sweet nothings in my ear. I don't know how things are done in the third world, madam, but I can assure you that Mrs. Lenner, God rest her sweet soul, was the personification of an even temper before the clitoral cancer carried her off. Perhaps you are just a feisty and passionate woman. That is all right, too. I bet you go off like a string of firecrackers. At any rate, Pulinya, I would suggest reading my missives more carefully. The address of my corporate website is, as it has always been, below my corporate signature at the bottom of every email. I didn't have my IT team working round the clock for a month to create that signature so that people could ignore it. Just in case, here it is again. www.freewebs.com/barrylenner The number is posted there. When you call it, ask for my personal assistant: Isaac Hawke. He is expecting your call. In the meantime, send me your number as well, and I shall attempt to reach you by phone today. Let's get these modalities wrapped up. Tell me what it is you need. Even if I have to speak to that damned Spanish secretary, I shall swallow my pride and do it. Smooches, Bernard "Barry" Lenner MRS. EVANGELIST PAULINA ONYEGO Subject: Development Date: Thu, 25 May 2006 My Dear Bernard, How are you today? Hope the gentle breeze of your city is meeting you in pure and totality of goodness. You are really so dear to me, I think I must say that because it's the simple truth. I have contacted the security company to move the deposit to LLOYDS TSB BANK in Madrid Spain. The Security Company has assured me that they will proceed to deliver the deposit to the bank as I have asked them to do. They are working on insuring the deposit before it will be handed over to the bank. The bank requested that it must be insured before depositing it with them due to certain banking reasons. My next line of action is to forward your contact information to the bank so that they can contact you as soon as the bank receive the consignment from the security company today. The contact of this Bank was given to me few days back by a foreign missionary who came on a visit to Ghana. Dear, I believe that this step is the only way to champion this transaction quicker and smoothly because since you are a busy man, it will be difficult for you to actualise the success of the transaction if the consignment is still kept with the security company. Please do call me on this telephone number +233-24-335-7729 so that I can hear from you and know what your opinion is regarding this step. I will be waiting for your response soonest. Yours, Paulina BARRY LENNER Dear Pullinya, Your prosy poetasting has once again warmed the cockles of my frosty old heart. How could I stay mad at you, darling? Yes, the air here in Waukepetonsett, notwithstanding the amount of hog farms in the area, is stunningly crisp and clear. I feel like a young buck of 54, not an old codger of 68. Good idea on switching to Lloyds. I have not done business with them, but I know of them. Those filthy Spaniards haven't a clue how to conduct modalities. Iberian imbeciles. Let me know whom I should contact at Lloyds. Marvelous idea to speak by phone. Unfortunately, whenever I call, I get is some tribal twit jabbering his jambo-jambo jargon at me. Is that your brother? I never liked him. Keep him away from your phone. I called three times this morning. Is there another number where I can reach you? Perhaps the camp office? Now, I have a very serious issue to discuss. You never answered my question about Mr. Foggs. As I told you before, I became suspicious of him, and had my son Edgar (the smart one) go over the accounts with my banker. Precisely $10,500 was missing. Tell me honestly--was Mr. Foggs robbing me? So much for now, my Poleinya. Write me back as soon as you can. I dream only of the day when you can join me in Iowa. I so look forward to pounding that mocha ass of yours. Imagining your hands firmly wrapped around my ballcock, I remain, Your affectionate Barry MRS. EVANGELIST PAULINA ONYEGO Subject: What is these all about? Date: Fri, 26 May 2006 Dear Benard, Thanks for your mail, but i never had any international phone call on my cell today, I wonder how you called me and someone picked my own personal phone, pls the number you dialed is not mine and i wonder what you are saying. The phone number in the website given to me is fake and the website is free registration how can your claimed multimillion dollars investment company had a website on free site and I called and somebody picked it my calls many occasion and said he doesnt know you or your company and the phone (650)591-5699 is in Florida, not in Waukepetonsett as you said. I am geting tired of what you are doing to me,pls kindly give me your personal private number to reach you and do also call me again on my cell 00233-24335-7729 as i await to hear from you. Yours Paulina BARRY LENNER Pullinya, Again, madam, I advise you to watch your tone with me. You only just now got back into my good graces. I advise you to stay there. First off, I will NOT have my company insulted by the likes of you. It is NOT a multimillion dollar investment company. It is a multimillion dollar PLUMBING SUPPLIES company. And we use a free registration website to keep our prices low and pass on the savings to the consumer. Secondly, THIS IS THE NUMBER THAT I DIALED. THREE TIMES. 00233-24335-7729. THREE DAMNED TIMES. And every time I dialed it, I got some imbecile jabbering in some ridiculous Hottentot accent at me. As to why you can't connect to my office, and you keep getting some joint in Florida, HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHY YOUR THIRD WORLD TECHNOLOGY DOESN'T WORK? Why don't you get a new telephone or something? I am beginning to have very serious doubts about all of this. Fine. I didn't want to do this, but I am going to give you my personal cellular number. I want you to call me TODAY. But first, you need to answer my question about Mr. Foggs. Answer the question, and then you get my cell number. Is that clear? I've just about had it with you, Poleinya. Respond immediately. Bernard "Barry" Lenner MRS. EVANGELIST PAULINA ONYEGO I heared all you ve said, but issue of Mr Foggs is not my business, he is your financial manager, so you shuold settle the issue by yourselves. If I may ask, did mr Foggs told you that he gave the missing money to me or the Security company in Spain?. Pls I am still waiting to have the direct number of yours. Bye and remain bless Paulina BARRY LENNER Ms. Onyouigo, Woman, you try my patience. Answer the question. After I get an answer, you shall receive my direct extension. I will ask you once more before I walk away from everything we've been working so hard to accomplish. Did Mr. Foggs at any point intimate that he was stealing money from me? Believe me, I long to press myself against that mocha-colored body of yours, and I dream of the day when I shall be able to unwrap that turban, but I MUST know if I can trust you, and my trust has been severely shaken. Hurry the hell up. Bernard "Barry" Lenner MRS. EVANGELIST PAULINA ONYEGO Dear One, How life and family is, hope all is well? Why are you persuading me to Answer the question either Mr. Foggs, steel your money or not, Infact I am still wondering why such questioning should be addressed to me. From the first place, I do not know Mr. Foggs, you are the one instructed him to communicate with the security firm in Spain, now you keep up asking of sort of questions concerning his taken your money from your bank account, well if he did so, is very bad Of him, is only God that can judge him for acting such a mess to you being his boss, Dear forgive him and lets continue from where we stop and conclude this transaction. Kindly send your direct number as promised. Yours truly, Paulina HERREL S. FOGGS Date: Thu, 01 Jun 2006 Onyego, Are you dead from worms yet? Have you been torn apart by dogs? I hope so. Mr. Lenner fired me because of you. It is all your fault, you nark, you rat, you dirty mouthed tattle-tale. My business is drying up. I have spent all of the money I took for you at a casino and from buying mass quantities of those little cigars they sell at the gas station up the street. I have no reason to live. Everyone hates me. Foggs PAULINA ONYEGO Subject: Shame on you for not having Telephone number . Date: Sun, 04 Jun 2006 You and your so called Mr Lenner are not serious people to do business with, all you do is keep on telling stories without end. I am almost concluding the transaction, already i have gotten visa to Canada, hopefully by next week end i will fly in, so we all shall meet in Canada or States, then i will compersate you for your little effort put or you can still be my Accountant. Thanks for all the insult and remain bless. Paulina Onyego. BARRY LENNER Ms. Onyego, I have had enough of you. You play coy, you will not explain what in the hell is going on with my money, and now THIS? Explain this. We had a lot of fun with this. Why should the mugus be the only ones to enjoy playing with Photoshop? Madam, you will need to explain yourself immediately, or I am turning our correspondence over to the police. I would prefer to have kept it confidential, but if you leave me no choice, I will have to contact Interpol. Bernard "Barry" Lenner MRS. EVANGELIST PAULINA ONYEGO Subject: THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS KEEP ON INSULTING ME.. Date: Sat, 10 Jun 2006 PLS ALL THESE YOUR TROUBLE IS GETTING MUCH ON ME, IF YOU DO NOT TAKE WHAT I SAID IN MY PREVIOUS MAIL ABOUT YOUR QUESTION, YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND REPORT TO THE INTERPOL. ALREADY IAM MAKING AN ANOTHER ARRANGEMET TO MOVE THE MONEY OUT OF THE SECURITY COMPANY IN SPAIN AS THEY KEEP ON DELAYING OUR TRANSACTION. THE OTHER I GOING NOW IS TO BRING THE FUNDS BY HAND DELIEVERY VIA AN DIPLOMAT ARRANGEMENT, IT WILL BE DELIEVERED TO YOUR DOORSTEP IN AMERICA. IF YOU ARE NOW SERIOUS TO CONCLUDE THIS THRANSACTION WITH ME,KINDLY GIVE ME AN ANWSER, IF ARE STILL HAVING INTEREST IN ME. BARRY LENNER Ms. Onyego, I don't think you understand. Mr. Foggs is DEAD. The police found his suicide note at his beach house in Georgia, in which he describes stealing from me, and names YOU specifically. I am not happy about this. Nor am I happy about the huge smear his plane left on the side of my barn. Ah, but how can I stay angry at you, my darling Pullinya? Of course I am still serious about concluding this transaction. And I am suppressing the temptation to say, "I told you so." Having trouble with that security company in Spain? Didn't I tell you that Edward Daryl Eezanass, or Assgass, or whatever his name is, was as useless as a latex guillotine blade? I hated those Spaniards from day one. My darling PoleInYa, we have certainly had our ups and downs over the course of this relationship, but I am willing to put all of that behind me in order to get the money. Herrel would have wanted it this way. Poor bastard. Respond immediately. All the love in my heart, Your Loving Bernie Bernard "Barry" Lenner [We got sick of waiting for her response. This one has probably run its course. We kept 'em going for about a month, anyhow. Time for the flipoff.] BARRY LENNER cc: Alpha Trust Securities, Herrel, and abuse@yahoo.com Pullinya, My darling, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that Herrel is still very much alive. The bad news is that we've known this was a scam since it began. Well, bad news for you, anyhow. Even though I'll never be able to unwrap that delightful turban of yours to see what's underneath--most likely some fat little Festac town mugu man in a double-knit shirt--I have enjoyed our correspondence immensely, and it breaks my heart to have to copy in the authorities at your email providers. Do write me back from your new email address and let me know how much money you spent in international phone calls to fake numbers. Keep in touch, honey. Miss you! And always remember, keep your ballcock on the level. Bernard "Barry" Lenner |