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Contacted by "Connie Reed" by Yahoo Instant Messenger on May 15, 2006:
Match.com user ID: ladyhappylove Fake Name: Connie Reed Yahoo Email: ladyreedc@yahoo.com Yahoo IM: ladyreedc Chat starts at about 4:30 am 5/15/06 under a fake name one character off of my previous Yahoo IM name that I had started on 5/11/06 then had already cancelled on 5/14/06 for security reasons since was onto the scam and then established a new Yahoo IM name just prior to the start of this dialog chat for this reverse con on the Lagos, Nigerian con artist team: ladyreedc: am fine are you there? BUZZ!!! Joe X: hi Connie, are you in New York now? ladyreedc: did you change your yahoo ID? Joe X: Sorry for the mean words since thought you weren't trustworthy ladyreedc: Joe...i missed you so much..........why do you call me a scame? Joe X: I had a computer problem with my internet connection so had to make another yahoo ID that is very similar to the other one so you would remember me Joe X: I didn't hear from you all weekend so figured you took my money and ran ladyreedc: why won't i remember you joe...you have the heart to call names joe? ladyreedc: why would i do such joe... ladyreedc: let my mom use to say............love is a deadly cost ladyreedc: you've made feel so ashamed of myself ladyreedc: i sent you my ticket... Joe X: Did you get your hotel bill paid and was sorry I couldn't help you last Friday ladyreedc: didn't i joe.. Joe X: yes you did Joe X: Did you make your flight? ladyreedc: then why all the insults on an innocent lady like myself ladyreedc: ? Joe X: one question at a time sweetie ladyreedc: i told you to call the manager of the hotel i was putting up here....you did not ladyreedc: you've annoid me joe ladyreedc: you don't deserve my love ladyreedc: you don't......how much did you sent over to me? Joe X: I saw that after I had gone back to sleep last Friday then had computer problems ladyreedc: there was an oil explosion here..that made all the international flights moving out from here that day to stop...so it has been rescheduled till tomorrow evening..........so expect by wednesday morning ladyreedc: joe you should learn how to respect people of my kind Joe X: are you there sweetheart and still want to meet you? Joe X: what kind is that? ladyreedc: ? ladyreedc: can you call the manager..i still owe then a little token so they will allow me to check out by tomorrow pls Joe X: I heard about the oil explosion since it was international news and very sad for all of the people who died
[There are horrible explosions in Nigeria quite often, which of course has nothing to do with "Connie", who is possibly a woman but certainly a scammer. People tap into oil-lines to siphon off oil, then there's a spark from something and bang. A Kindly Contributor who used to work in the West African oil industry commented that oil workers have been mobbed in the past when trying to repair equipment. Militia are now systematically attacking oil companies, trying to shut down production until the locals get a meaningful share of the pie. But that's another story, and this is just a comedy site.]
ladyreedc: i beg of you joe ladyreedc: i'm really scared of that's going on here baby Joe X: it sounds very tragic and scary Joe X: a beautiful woman like yourself stuck in Africa still must be very intimidating ladyreedc: yes joe am so scared...wish am here with someone..but am all alone ladyreedc: it's ok...my flight takes off by morrow Joe X: I hope that you were able to reschedule your flight out of there ladyreedc: yes it's tomorrow ladyreedc: tuesday..i sent you an offline about it right? Joe X: no ladyreedc: yes.............i did in your other ID ladyreedc: i kept sending you offline massages ladyreedc: infact joe am very mad at you ladyreedc: you shouldn't say all that to me Joe X: at least I didn't get it...that other account had to be cancelled when I reset my internet Joe X: send me your itenerary to: ladyreedc: how much is money that woiuld make you sound so outrageous to me? ladyreedc: ? Joe X: bxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com BUZZ!!! Joe X: you are sounding a little upset this morning my love ladyreedc: yes..i should baby ladyreedc: who won't be? Joe X: at least your hotel must be on the beach or something so enjoy it while you can until you get a flight away from there Joe X: work on your sun tan ladyreedc: ? BUZZ!!! Joe X: I want to visit Pago Pago sometime with you Joe X: Do you have a house or apartment there? ladyreedc: really.....? ladyreedc: are you serious joe? ladyreedc: yup.... Joe X: your profile says you like boats so would like to go scuba diving with you since I love tropical islands ladyreedc: can you call the hotel...............am really worried about tomorrow ladyreedc: i'll be getting out of here by tomorrow been tuesday ladyreedc: can you? ladyreedc: i need to settle thinmg with them Joe X: don't worry honey...I want you to tell me more about yourself and what you like to do ladyreedc:BUZZ!!! you already know all that ladyreedc has signed back in. (5/15/2006 5:03 AM) Joe X: no I don't since want you to tell me what you like in a man Joe X: hello? ladyreedc: i read your profile before ladyreedc: am here Joe X: what kind of music do you like? ladyreedc: R n B,pop and jass Joe X: do you like to go skinny dipping in warm tropical water? ladyreedc: whatever.can you call the hotel and stop waesting my time ladyreedc: am packing my things Joe X: how about if you give me a call? ladyreedc: giving you a call...? ladyreedc: i told you sometime that i got no call card Joe X: Then what is the phone number that I should call to say hello to you in person? ladyreedc: are you alright...or are you some kinda sick or stressed? Joe X: stressed with love for you since was hoping you would have called me from New York when you landed there on Saturday ladyreedc: i have the manager's number...and he wants me to pay the hotle before leaving ladyreedc: may if you call the you can ask him to speak to me Joe X: ok ladyreedc: 2348026014789 ladyreedc: call him Joe X: hold on, let me write this down Joe X: who do I ask for? ladyreedc: k Joe X: is that the Adipabap hotel or something...I forget BUZZ!!! Joe X: please spell the hotel name and who I am to speak with ladyreedc: yes..Abidap hotel Joe X: i am here....no need to buzz Joe X: Abidap Hotel...got it ladyreedc: thought i loose you ladyreedc: yep Joe X: Who do I ask for? ladyreedc: k..Mr.George Koe ladyreedc has signed back in. (5/15/2006 5:15 AM) ladyreedc: the manager Joe X: got it, Mr. George Koe, the manager ladyreedc: yep Joe X: ok Joe X: sweetie, I have to take some coffee off of the burner and poor a cup, can you wait a couple minutes for me? ladyreedc: are you calling......... ladyreedc: yeah sure Joe X: need some coffee, back in a flash ladyreedc: got ya Joe X: ok, I am back sweetie. I have to admit that was very sad that you didn't make your flight to New York since thought we would have met each other in person by now. Joe X: I hope that the KLM ticket agent I sent the money to will take care of you on rescheduling your flight due to the delays from the pipeline explosion last Friday. ladyreedc: it's noy fault...i told you what happened here that made all flight to reschedule operations ladyreedc: i'll be on my way tomorrow tuesday Joe X: Are you still going to fly to Amsterdam then to New York after the stopover? ladyreedc: yes it's been done honey ladyreedc: it's a general stuff ladyreedc: yes..thats the flight schedule Joe X: Maybe you can reschedule so that you can fly to San Francisco so you don't have to do another flight from New York to see me? ladyreedc: really...i will let him know about probably he can do something about baby ladyreedc has signed back in. (5/15/2006 5:26 AM) ladyreedc: thats a great idea Joe X: did I loose you? ladyreedc: nope am here Joe X: "me casa cest you casa" is a mexican/californian saying that means "my house is your house" which is a welcome for a friend who needs a place to stay ladyreedc: hello Joe X: I'm here baby ladyreedc: ok..sounds good to me though we still need to sourt things out joe when i get there ladyreedc: have you called the hotel manager Joe X: of course...I will treat you like a princess in a very nice hotel until we are friends enough to share our love for each other ladyreedc: thats would be great baby Joe X: Just finishing my coffee, am calling now, hold on a minute ladyreedc: k
At this point I wasted my phone bill money (for the principal of it and to
f$%k with these a$*#&%es) so called and spoke to someone at the following
phone number: (2348026014789) which was answered as "Abidap Hotels
International" and asked for a Mr. George Koe "the hotel manager" and spoke
with him for a minute who said he is familiar with Connie Reed and went to
find her downstairs from his office in the "internet café". After another
minute an African female with poor English came on the line that was
obviously Nigerian and not a white resident of American Samoa so told her
that "we have a bad connection" since didn't want to waste any more
international call toll time on this reverse scam exposure project and said
that I would send her the money she needs.
The Yahoo chat resumes as follows: ladyreedc: joe ladyreedc has signed back in. (5/15/2006 5:37 AM) ladyreedc: that was lovely speaking you on the phone BUZZ!!! Joe X: I couldn't heare you very well but you sound very nice and can't wait to meet you. ladyreedc: did you hear the way the hotel manager was talking to me? ladyreedc: i'm just scared baby Joe X: he sounded very mean ladyreedc: i need to get the hell out of this place Joe X: I need to get you out of there as soon as possible ladyreedc: yes...thats why am so scared baby Joe X: hold on, I have to take a business call on my other phone line...wait for me a minute or two ladyreedc: i don't need any other thing from you...apart from the hotel bills i owe them ladyreedc: ok honey Joe X: I am back now Joe X: Mr. George Koe did not tell me what the hotel bills you still owe are and do you have enough money to get to the airport and pay for things like food and drink during your travel to see me in America? Joe X: hello Connie, are you there? ladyreedc: yes am here joe ladyreedc has signed back in. (5/15/2006 5:48 AM) ladyreedc: am crying....cos the way he spoke to me now am crazy about it Joe X: that is not very nice to treat a pretty lady like yourself ladyreedc: i mean the hotel manager Joe X: I understand sweetheart...I am here for you ladyreedc: he keeps screaming at me Joe X: go out to the beach and take a breath and relax Joe X: I can talk to you later ladyreedc: i feel like going to the airport and sleep there untill tomorrow Joe X: maybe that would be a good idea ladyreedc: there are no beach around here..besides am not in the mood am just shaking Joe X: what do you need me to do for you honey? ladyreedc: i need to pay the hotel so as to have my peace and rest of mind Joe X: peace of mind is very important in our life since it is often too short when bad karma gets in the way to mess with you ladyreedc: i don't understand? ladyreedc: expanciate Joe X: I just meant that mean people carry bad karma and mean people like the hotel manager that is yelling at you will have a bad accident someday Joe X: or some other bad thing might happen in their life that will make them sorry for all of the bad things they did in their lives ladyreedc: am really scared here.. ladyreedc: yes ladyreedc: i believe you baby Joe X: that is why I am telling you this life lesson about how you are scared but to keep your nose up in the air and proud to be an American citizen and don't worry about people who treat you badly Joe X: Since you are from American Samoa I assume that you are an American citizen since it is one of our territories? ladyreedc: precisely.. ladyreedc: i love the way you talk ladyreedc: are you too fat? Joe X: In fact, I have an idea for you Joe X: No way, am not fat at all, very tall with a little tummy from good food ladyreedc: wow...that my man Joe X: My idea is for you to go to the US Embassy or Consulate and explain your problem to them since they can give you the money to pay your hotel bill and will probably give you another place to stay if you are being yelled at by your hotel manager. Joe X: They will probably even send a security specialist over to pick up your bag if the hotel manager is holding it until you pay your bill like you last told me on Friday. ladyreedc has signed back in. (5/15/2006 5:59 AM) ladyreedc: joe i don't need all that now...i'll be out of here by tomorrow ladyreedc: so whats the need...? Joe X: Oh, I thought you needed to pay your bill and the US Embassy or Consulate in Lagos will help you with a $2000 loan to get you home....just an idea for you that occured to me ladyreedc: joe i told you i don't need all that what am supposed to balance them is $350 only...and thats what i need from you Joe X: I can call them for you if you are scarred and I am sure they will send someone to pick you up Joe X: I have some connections with the CIA and have a special phone number to call. ladyreedc: why am scared it's the bills i've not paidf ladyreedc: yet ladyreedc: nope..they are not after my life ladyreedc: just that i owe them Joe X: I feel so stupid since forgot about this since an old friend from college works with the CIA and am sure he can get me a phone number to call in Lagos to help you out....what was I thinking....I should have done this sooner to help you honey ladyreedc: i'll be fine joe..........i don't need all that now ok...i've stayed here for almost couple of weeks now ladyreedc: by tommorow i'ld be out if here ladyreedc: out of here Joe X: Are you feeling better after a couple of weeks after the funeral for your father? ladyreedc: i'm pissed about the whole bulshit Joe X: You know I feel bad that I never asked his name and if your mom has already passed on which is why she isn't with you? ladyreedc: i wish i never came joe...really!!! Joe X: I believe you sweetie ladyreedc: everything about this place is bored ladyreedc: the weather is too hot down here Joe X: I am going to sing you a song to make you feel better...pretend you hear my guitar playing as you read it: ladyreedc: lol.... ladyreedc: i love the way you talk to me ladyreedc: you make me feel like a woman Joe X: Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly, All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to arise ladyreedc: am proud you baby Joe X: Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these sunken eyes and learn to see, All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to be free Joe X: Blackbird fly, Blackbird fly, into the light of a dark black night ladyreedc has signed back in. (5/15/2006 6:11 AM) ladyreedc: sounds good....how did you know the song? Joe X: That is an old Beatles tune written by Paul McCartney Joe X: I have it memorized since am an ameteur rock and roll musician. ladyreedc: i love marvin gaye Joe X: Me too ladyreedc: lol...you are the man am looking for Joe X: I love his song called Sexual Healing ladyreedc: truely this is the love of my life ladyreedc: wowww ladyreedc: joe...really ladyreedc: that my best track ladyreedc: ohh my God...what am i doing here ladyreedc: am gon crazy Joe X: My other favorite Beatles song is called All You Need Is Love ladyreedc: cool...i also love songs of lionel richie Joe X: I don't know his music very well but would recognize his hits ladyreedc: joe am so lonely here ladyreedc: k Joe X: Do you like Y'assu N'door...he is a famous West African musician that you might have heard since you have been in the country for a couple of weeks ladyreedc: lol....i'm not used to african stuffs...never needed to know any either Joe X: oh, I just thought you might have heard his music in a disco while you were there....whatever ladyreedc: i have my apple mini disc player with me Joe X: I wish we had a better phone connection when I spoke with you since would have liked to talk with you more but it is expensive to call from the U.S. ladyreedc: i listen to songs i downloaded on it all the while am here ladyreedc: i love the way you speak...i can't wait to see you joe ladyreedc: am really thrilled on your voice ladyreedc: joe i wanna know if you have any other gal(s Joe X: I have the 3 photos of you printed out here and was wondering if I could ask you your size so I can buy you some nice Victoria's Secret lengerie, bath robe, and evening gown for when you get here to see me Joe X: I wish you could send me some more photos of you that I can think about you ladyreedc:promise me you'll not break my heart..cos most American men are not trust worthy ladyreedc:baby thats all i have in the site the rest are in pago pago ladyreedc:we'll see each by wednesday monrning unfailingly ladyreedc:each other Joe X: Why would I send you money to help with your plane ticket then call you and spend all of this time chatting with you on the internet unless I was trustworthy? Joe X: I am hoping you are as sweet and nice as you sounded on the phone and the way you talk to me here on Yahoo. Joe X: I also can tell a trustworthy person just by looking at photos since am a bit of a psychic and can read thru peoples souls by looking at their photos. Joe X: What I see is a good soul that is falling in love but needs help Joe X: Your eyes in the photo with the pink dress are all I need to see to know that you are a kind person at heart and in your soul Joe X: I want to be your soul mate honey...please be mine Joe X: baby are you there or am I boring you? Joe X: I think I am having computer problems again or lost you. Joe X: I will be back in a minute BUZZ!!! ladyreedc: did i loose you? ladyreedc: joe are you there ladyreedc: hello ladyreedc: joe ladyreedc: are you there? ladyreedc: what are you doing? ladyreedc: joe ladyreedc: hello ladyreedc: talk to me joe am lonely ladyreedc: what are you doing? Joe X: I am back now...my computer had another problem...sorry sweetheart ladyreedc: ohhh Joe X: talk to me sexy ladyreedc: did i loose you again? Joe X: no I am here ladyreedc: am here..waiting for you to talk to me my silly man........lol Joe X: now you are my silly gal to be....lol Joe X: I told you I was a psychic and was looking for a happy soul like yours ladyreedc: i'm inlove with you baby...you've taken over my heart ladyreedc: yep..i know we can get along with each other Joe X: pretend you are with me in person and tell me you really love me ladyreedc: joe... you have to send me the $350 at once..i wanna pay the hotel management the bills at once i don't want anymore bulshits from anyone Joe X: I will after you tell me how wet you are getting for me Joe X: what are you going to do to me when I see you that is a turn on? Joe X: come on sexy baby...talk to me ladyreedc: am back now ladyreedc: i went to the receptionist ladyreedc: yeah honey am here my loly pop Joe X: I call it my Ferrari ladyreedc: i'll grab your heard ladyreedc: common baby don't turn me on here k Joe X: and it has a lot of horsepower...my Ferrari that is Joe X: it is painted in Imola Red and needs a few minutes to get warmed up then is a very fast sports car ladyreedc: ohh baby...i want to feel your warmness inside me Connie Reed has signed back in. (5/15/2006 6:44 AM) ladyreedc: lol...you are silly joe ladyreedc: stop making me go crazy ladyreedc: i think i love you joe Joe X: Go to your room and sign back on with me so we can talk dirty to each other ladyreedc: i wish they have computer inside the rooms...it's a few computer they have here down stairs ladyreedc: they don't have in the rooms Joe X: then pretend you are in your room thinking about my Ferrari ladyreedc: baby are you gonna make love to me over and over again if i see you? ladyreedc: are you gonna dig me deep inside Joe X: all night until you can't take it anymore ladyreedc: am wet joe pls stop this ladyreedc: lol...untill am pregnant huh? Joe X: no babies for now...I want to have fun and travel with you ladyreedc: just checking..it's gonna be fun fun fun all the days of our lives ladyreedc: i can feel it baby Joe X: me too...it is destiny since like I told you am a psychic and can actually feel your soul over the internet ladyreedc: we're souls mates ladyreedc: joe do you have a big pennis? ladyreedc: lol... Joe X: please honey...be discreet...I told you it is my Ferrari Joe X: yes is the answer and it is a high performance sports car ladyreedc: ohh....what model is your Ferrari? ladyreedc: lol Joe X: lol ladyreedc: is it a turbor engine powered Joe X: at low revs the turbo does not kick in but once we reach higher rpms the turbo engages all the way to red line Joe X: I am laughing at how funny that sounds....lol ladyreedc: ohh joe...you are making wet..am soaked ladyreedc: i have to rush to the baethroom k ladyreedc: brb Joe X: ok...I need another cup of coffee and will wait for you honeybunch Connie Reed has signed back in. (5/15/2006 6:55 AM) Joe X: are you back yet sexy Connie Reed? ladyreedc: yes babylove ladyreedc: lol Joe X: I am doing a Tarot Card reading now and think that we are made for each other baby just by the way you talk and can feel your energy ladyreedc: baby can you send the so it can be collected on time to avoid delays ladyreedc: pls ladyreedc: am really about it Joe X: Uh Oh...I see a possible bad sign in the cards...hmmm this is interesting ladyreedc: am really worried about it Joe X: The cards say that you must get to me as soon as possible to get out of danger ladyreedc: what? ladyreedc: hmmm ladyreedc: what cards? Joe X: Tarot cards...I told you I was a psychic among other talents like sex ladyreedc: joe..can you send the $350 pls ladyreedc: we'll still be talking all day if you want to ladyreedc: but i want it to be collected at once so i can pay that off ok ladyreedc: pls Joe X: ok honey ladyreedc: am waiting.. Joe X: Who do I send the money to? ladyreedc: do you still have the name of the guy in KLM which i gave you? Joe X: Yes, do you trust him? ladyreedc: yes Joe X: Are you sure you will be able to transfer the funds to pay your hotel bill at the Abidap Hotel? ladyreedc: you mean the guy? Joe X: The hotel manager Mr. George Koe ladyreedc: baby use the name of the guy in KLM i gave you the money will get to me ladyreedc: i'll get him informed to get the money ladyreedc: did i loose you? Joe X: still here am looking for my western union info ladyreedc: k ladyreedc: www.westernunion.com ladyreedc: is that what you are looking for? Joe X: Is it Gozie Ihiasota for pick up in Lagos, Nigeria since it can be picked up anywhere? Connie Reed has signed back in. (5/15/2006 7:07 AM) ladyreedc: yes Gozie Ihiasota,address lagos nigeria Joe X: I mean any western union office or do I need to send it to a particular office....I forgot ladyreedc: no just lagos nigeria ladyreedc: thats all ladyreedc: k Joe X: See honey, I told you I had it written down but had to find my notes from last Thursday or Friday May 14th or 15th whenever I sent it since get confused on what time it is here compared to what time it is in Lagos, Nigeria Joe X: What security question should I use since last time the question was "MY FAVORITE CAR" of which the answer was "AUDI" ladyreedc: use the same question and answer Joe X: Maybe we should change it to "MY FAVORITE CAR" and the answer is "FERRARI" just for fun ladyreedc: MY FAVORITE CAR as question Joe X: yes Joe X: FERRARI as answer ladyreedc: ok Joe X: you got it ladyreedc: thats good baby ladyreedc: yes ladyreedc: baby can you make it up 500 for me pls..i beg of you ok ladyreedc: yes i do baby ladyreedc: can you? ladyreedc: ok ladyreedc: pease Joe X: Sure, why not since am feeling lucky today with my new sexy baby that is going to love me all night when I see her and treat her like a princess ladyreedc: ty baby Joe X: Ok sweetie, I have to call my bank and transfer some funds into the account I am going to use then will be back online in about 15 minutes to give you the MTCN number. Joe X: I will be back in about 15 minutes so check back then honey Joe X: Ok? ladyreedc: you want me to be here huh? ladyreedc: am gonna be here baby ladyreedc: np Joe X: I want to talk with your sexy soul and think about your body with the photos I put on my wall in front of the computer ladyreedc: but you have to be snappy ok Joe X: honey, I am doing you a favour so don't be impatient baby ladyreedc: ohh that great joe am so flattered ladyreedc: nope am not Joe X: ok...talk to you soon sweetie....logging off for now ladyreedc: k ladyreedc: 15 minutes huh? Joe X: yes now have to go ladyreedc: k..i'll be here baby Monday 7:20 am Pacific Time: I now called western union fraud department to follow up after already reporting the fraud during the weekend and wanted to report to them that a Gozie Ihiasota (same name as previous fraud) will be trying to pick up a fake MTCN wire transfer for $500 in Lagos, Nigeria with the security question "My Favorite Car" and the answer will be "Ferrari". The result of this phone call is that they can't do anything nor will they inform the Lagos, Nigeria western union offices that Gozie Ihiasota will be picking up a fake wire transfer. Joe X: Are you there baby? ladyreedc: yes baby am here ladyreedc: been waiting for you Joe X: Ok, just so I have this correct once again am making the transfer now ladyreedc: ok baby Joe X: Gozie Ihiasota, Lagos, Nigeria Joe X: Security Question: My Favorite Car Joe X: Security Answer: Ferrari Joe X: Did I spell everything right? ladyreedc: yes Joe X: you have to promise me to sign back in and chat some more after you go pick up the money ladyreedc: yes i promise baby ladyreedc: i promise Connie Reed has signed back in. (5/15/2006 7:41 AM) ladyreedc: this time is not for flight ticket but for the hotel bills so i will be here to talk with you ladyreedc: k Joe X: I want to get inside your soul since can't have your body until I see you and you are going to be my new soul mate and the father of my children someday ladyreedc: yes baby ladyreedc: my silly man Joe X: Since I am a psychic musician with magical powers of the body we just have to pretend for now until we can be together Joe X: Am making the wire transfer now so wait until I get the MTCN number. Joe X: Talk sexy to me while we wait for it together Joe X: come on baby...you can talk a little dirty without anyone seeing you in the hotel Joe X: I guess I should stop this transaction since you are not sounding very thankful.... BUZZ!!! ladyreedc: am here honey Joe X: did you read what I wrote...talk a little sexy to me since am waiting for the email confirmation number...MTCN I think it is that we are waiting for ladyreedc: tell me again baby Joe X: now they want me to call them again to authorize the transaction....make my Ferrari get warmed up ladyreedc: lol...joe common Joe X: I said you should talk a little sexy to me while we wait since am being so nice to you ladyreedc: we'll do anything we want when are together baby Joe X: am on hold now waiting for the operator ladyreedc: ok Joe X: do you like Ferrari's between your finely shaped breasts? ladyreedc: just immergine when am standing in your front stact naked....what would you do? ladyreedc: lol...joe ladyreedc: you are crazy Joe X: make you feel like a natural woman Joe X: I know I am crazy...that is what all of my girlfriends say but you are going to be the love of my life ladyreedc: yep ladyreedc: ohhh..my baby...you are going to be my heart forever Joe X: tell me your sexiest fantasy while I wait for this stupid number from them ladyreedc: i promise Joe X: have you ever heard of the "mile high club"? Connie Reed has signed back in. (5/15/2006 7:53 AM) ladyreedc: am not really into clubbing..but will go with you' Joe X: no...this is a special "club" involving that you become a member when you have sex on an airliner in the bathroom at 35000 feet. Joe X: it really should be called the "8 mile high club" Joe X: anyway, we will have to join the club when we fly to Hawaii after you get here to see me ladyreedc: yep Joe X: hold on...am on the phone ladyreedc: i agree with you joe ladyreedc: ok Joe X: tell me your wildest fantasy ladyreedc: caressing my breasts ladyreedc: lol Joe X: tell me more Joe X: ok...have confirmation and am getting the email in a couple minutes with the number ladyreedc: k Joe X: baby, baby, baby tell me more tell me more tell me more sweetie ladyreedc: i love it when you caress my hair...my thigh ladyreedc: ohhh joe common Joe X: don't stop baby ladyreedc: are you heard ladyreedc: do you wanna come Joe X: not until you get here ladyreedc: do you feel like your ferrari is in my BMW? Joe X: I like that race between a Ferrari and a hot sexy BMW ladyreedc: cool..i like that cos it does not make sense coming while we are not together yet Joe X: but we can warm up our engines ladyreedc: lol... ladyreedc: yup..the engines are one already ladyreedc: ready to zoom off deep inside Joe X: My Ferrari can take your BMW any time of day or night and your engine will be very hot and tired ladyreedc: are you gonna run up 220km/ph? ladyreedc: lol Joe X: Only after starting sweet and slow to give you a head start on getting your engine warmed up Joe X: ok hold on....I think I have the email ladyreedc: cool... ladyreedc: ok Joe X: MTCN: 9xxxx23xxx Joe X: Gozie Ihiasota Joe X: Lagos, Nigeria ladyreedc: k Connie Reed has signed back in. (5/15/2006 8:05 AM) Joe X: Question: Favorite Car Joe X: Answer: Ferrari ladyreedc: k Joe X: How long do you think it will take you to get the money and talk to me again? ladyreedc: Stephen X huh? Joe X: yep ladyreedc: about 15 minutes ladyreedc: k Joe X: ok baby, talk to you soon ladyreedc: ok baby ladyreedc: i'll miss you ladyreedc: be good k Joe X: ok sexy...be safe and get your bills paid ladyreedc: don't look into any other gal eyes k Joe X: so you can see me soon ladyreedc: yep i'll do that rightaway ladyreedc: yep baby....i can't wait anymore Joe X: bye for now ladyreedc: i gotto run now baby talk to you soon k ladyreedc: bye honey ladyreedc: be safe and cool ladyreedc: love ya Joe X: ok, I am going to get some breakfast so talk with me soon honey ladyreedc: make sure you take your breafast k ladyreedc: (5/15/2006 8:10:41 AM): i'll be here with you soon today k
Have now signed back into Yahoo Messenger under the same temporary name
after my "breakfast" at 9:06 am PST and have Yahoo IM'd "Connie Reed" to
get a reaction from my fake wire transfer:
Joe X: hi sweetie did you get the money? Joe X: I am back from breakfast now and can't wait to hear from you ladyreedc: hi baby ladyreedc: Gozie said that the western union people said that the money is not there Joe X: what? ladyreedc: hellooo BUZZ!!! Joe X: hi am here Connie Reed has signed back in. (5/15/2006 9:25 AM) ladyreedc: honey pls can you check on it again Joe X: what happened...I told you I sent the money Joe X: I've been thinking about my precious BMW baby ladyreedc: hello Joe X: I hope you didn't have to go all the way to airport or is Gozie in the city at a KLM office? Joe X: hello baby are you there? ladyreedc: yes ladyreedc: talk to me Joe X: I asked you a question Joe X: I have an email with the confirmation of the western union wire transfer Joe X: did you write the number down incorrectly? Joe X: hello baby? ladyreedc: honey am here ladyreedc: i got booted ladyreedc: the western union people told us the money is not there ladyreedc: can you call them again pls Joe X: are you back at the hotel? Joe X: I will call now....hang on a minute ladyreedc: no am talking from a computer at the airport premises ladyreedc: ok baby Joe X: Wait a second...please type me the MTCN number so I can make sure you didn't make a mistake or god forbid I accidently did ladyreedc: ok ladyreedc: 9xxxx23xxx Joe X: let me check my email again, I have to close this window for a minute...be right back ladyreedc: they told is no match found ladyreedc: which means all the information are not there] Joe X: I am so sorry honey ladyreedc: what happened? Joe X: When I don't have my reading glasses on sometimes I write things down dyslexically which means that I sometimes reverse numbers Connie Reed has signed back in. (5/15/2006 9:37 AM) Joe X: Oh shit...I think I reversed a number ladyreedc: hmmm Joe X: Please don't get mad at me, I am so sorry Joe X: This is the number ladyreedc: am all ears Joe X: MTCN: 9xxxx32xxx Joe X: I switched the 2 and the 3 accidently ladyreedc: really Joe X: Please don't get mad baby...it was an honest mistake ladyreedc: now which one is correct Joe X: you just typed me 9xxxx23xxx right? ladyreedc: can you forward the confirmation slip to my box Joe X: The correct MTCN number is 9xxxx32xxx Joe X: I am so sorry to embarass you like this ladyreedc: it was really unbelievable Joe X: I am sure that Gozie will understand, tell him I am very sorry for the problem. ladyreedc: he's here ladyreedc: but not with me here Joe X: I usually don't wear my reading glasses when working on my computer and wrote it down on my paper from last week with Gozie's name incorrectly Joe X: I have to write down the number from the email since Yahoo chat is in a different computer window Joe X: Please forgive me sweetie ladyreedc: baby...it's ok ladyreedc: it's just a love carried away mistake ladyreedc: i understand ladyreedc: can i have the real numbers now Joe X: baby where are you...please don't be mad at me since it was an honest mistake ladyreedc: am at the airport Joe X: ok, I will type them again ladyreedc: am using one of the computers here Joe X: ok ladyreedc: ok ladyreedc: be careful this time k Joe X: This time I will make it absolutely perfect and have copied the numbers from the western union email and double and triple checked them Joe X: MTCN: 9xxxx32xxx ladyreedc: lol Joe X: do you have it now Joe X: You can't forget the security question since know you are thinking about my FERRARI ladyreedc: k Connie Reed has signed back in. (5/15/2006 9:50 AM) Joe X: are you their my sexy baby? ladyreedc: amount sent ladyreedc: yep ladyreedc: how much did you send Joe X: I told you I sent $500 Joe X: for my new love ladyreedc: you told me yes..but am trying to make sure everything is perfect this time ladyreedc: k ladyreedc: Joseph M. X? ladyreedc: the name huh? Joe X: yep ladyreedc: k ladyreedc: i'll have to tell Gozie so we can go back there k Joe X: ok ladyreedc: can you forward the info to me now ladyreedc: pls Joe X: get back to me as soon as you can baby ladyreedc: i wanna have a look on it Joe X: what info ladyreedc: the western union info ladyreedc: i don't like what the western union told us Joe X: you want me to forward it to your email? ladyreedc: yes Joe X: should I send it to www.ladyreedc@yahoo.com ladyreedc: ladyreedc@yahoo.com Joe X: What did they tell you honey? ladyreedc: they said the you gave me is no match ladyreedc: info Joe X: I told you I made a mistake on the number ladyreedc: it's was written this way on the form NMF Joe X: you have the correct MTCN number now ladyreedc: ohh yeah... ladyreedc: this right? ladyreedc: 9xxxx32xxx ladyreedc: ? Joe X: yes that is correct now, see how I flipped the 2 and the 3 accidently from the first number you said I gave you ladyreedc: i see ladyreedc: we'll check back now ladyreedc: brb with you k baby Joe X: ok sweetie, lots of love and am thinking about you honey ladyreedc: pls i don't want anymore midstakes ladyreedc: k BUZZ!!! Joe X: I am here baby ladyreedc: u there? ladyreedc: i don't want anymore midstakes Joe X: yes am here, I thought you were going to go and get your money ladyreedc: k..i will go now..brb in a gifay k Connie Reed has signed back in. (5/15/2006 10:02 AM) Joe X: ok honey ladyreedc: be here am coming back.....cool back at ya baby Joe X: I need to sign off for a few minutes but will be back by the time you get back [Oh no, won't you give me Samoa? Another brief, obviously doomed love affair with the Lads] |