THE CZECH IS IN THE MAIL

In an earlier piece of correspondence we were introduced to "Princess Margaret", who was approached by a Lad calling himself Chief Donatus Ibe. They were never able to reach an agreement - the matter can be reviewed here:

http://www.scamorama.com/margaret.html

However, the Princess has a friend named "Ilichy Miracsky", who has decided to engage this Lad in conversation. Illichy's English is in fact excellent, but he is having a bit of fun. This is edited; apologies if sequence we screwed up have. As you read, keep in mind that both Lads on the Nigerian end are probably one Lad: Chief Donatus Ibe and Mr Felix Ezeala. Or else Mr Felix is someone Chief Donatus brought in to help with the spelling.

Hi Lads
Princess Margaret being somewhat neglected of late, I felt it necessary to swop addresses, and offer Chief Donatus a unique east european opportunity instead. He may assured that he will be sending his documents to one of the best restaurants in Prague.

ILICHY WRITES CHIEF DON

Ilichy wrote Mr Don, firsty. Good friend Princess Margaret reccommend this Nigerian goodly chap for con chat.

Dear Mr Ibe
Please excuse, this message. We have interest in financial transactions, told we can know you. Saw e-mail,understand you have problem with money leaving country, need advising? Very well, can be discreet and closing. Write nearly and we can understand what best to do for both of us, once trusty. This company need outlet for much good, perhaps we can provide?

Hope hear,
Ilichy Miracsky

CHIEF DON SMELLS A LIVE ONE

Date: 16 Jun 2002, 01:15:24 PM Dear Miracsky

I thank you so much for your reply of my mail and all your contents clearly noted.

Consequently, I am very happy to note from you a firm assurance that you will assist in this business transaction. I am hoping that you did understand the confidentiality that is attached. I am hoping that you will not disappoint me.

Consequently, the business if given the adequate attention required, within 21 working days, everything will be completed. What I require from you now is your name and your address so that I will apply for change of ownership, from the former name used to deposite the consignment to your name who will receive the consignment when delivered. I will also need your telephone number so that I will be able to contact you in case of any imagency.

This business if concluded, I will invest my own share in your country and you will be my fund manager. You can start as from now to look for any lucrative business where we can invest the money. I am sure, my choice of you in the business sector will not be regrated.

Expecting to hear from you soonest.

Don Ibe.

ILICHY WRITES CHIEF DON

Dear Mr Donatus

Thanking you for quack come back. Let us get matters all sorted on, much want to do it, now. I am giving the details you regards to, and hoope can find it well.

Please I have good friend, Ivan Kuntze who want join, perhaps have more business for you, yes? Much happy if we deal soonest as need money.

Reply soonest and will regards.

CHIEF DON WANTS THAT INFO

Dear Miracsky,

I have just read your mail due to my travel outside my station on weekends.

However, You did not give me your information as I requested from you. Again, I want your Phone and fax numbers. Your office and home address including the name of your company and it's location.

Finally, I have noted with interest your inclusion of your Friend Mr. Ivan Kuntze in to the business. My advice to you is for you to understand him very well so that he will not be of spoiling type.

Including him into the business means that you and him will share your own 50%percent of the Fund.

Please let us have your information so that we can commence work immediately.

For telephone contact, My phone number is 234 803 3218120, Fax Number: 234 1 7592895.

I am waiting for your quick reply.

Best Regards.
Mr. Donatus Ibe.

ILICHY BRINGS IN MR KUNTZE

Date: 19 Jun 2002, 08:44:49 AM

Hello Mr Donatus!

Yes that correct. And fax number being 02 / 2421 0499, if have probs then ringing of me.

My partner in these matter, Mr Kuntze is much discreet and clever. He has backings from Czech people who work away from police, you understand. They can investing with you and like what offered.

Lets under way with this propose, am keen to try and make things good. Please you have documents for Ilichy? What send you?

Ilichy

ILICHY: HERE'S INFO

Dear Mr Ibe

I am givings below the details you are wishing.

Whats next to do as I am eagerest now, and have much pressings.

Ilichy

CHIEF DON: WHERE THE HECK IS CZECH?

My Good friend,

I have received your mail and the information therein.

Is the folowing the information you send?
Prezcedet
Finaz.
Dracziuik
Reality Finance
czNa príkope 10, Prague 1, Nové Mesto

Are you from which country?
Let me know your fax number as well. Remember to give me your country code.

Regards.

Donatus.

CHIEF DON TO ILICHY: YOU MUST COME TO AMSTERDAM

Date: 20 Jun 2002, 03:29:53 AM

Dear Mr. Miracsky,

I have received your mail and I am greatful to receive all the information I required from you.

However, I have commenced in applying for the documents we required. I am sure, by Monday next week we will have the vital documents needed and If I may tell you in advance, you will be required to travel to Europe next weekend to claim the fund from the Security company that will carry the consignments out of my country.

According to the Global's operational rout, the consignment will be taken to Neitherland and you will be required to visit their head office in {Amsterdam} Neitherland to claim the boxes.

Mean while, let me know your schedule urgently so that we fix a date you will travel. Please note that immediately the documents is released to us, the Security Company will not allow us more than 5 working days to claim the consignments. You must start now to arrange for your travelling to avoid being is a hurry.

Though I have applied for the documents today, I will not hestern the approval untill you are ready to travel. The early you are ready, the better and the fast we claim the fund.

Thank you for your hard working and I look forward to your progress news.

Best Regards,

Mr. Donatus Ibe.

STICKY POLICINGS

Date: 20 Jun 2002, 01:41:59 PM

Hellos Mr Donatus!

Good to take it that alls well and can get on, no probs. Is it possibles for company to bring items closer to Czech land? It hards for Ilichy to travel so early. Alas, also Kuntz find it sticky as policings out.

Hope hear new place

Ilichy

CHIEF DON: ARE YOU UNDERAGED OR WHAT?

Dear Mr. Miracsky,

I received your mail and I quite understand your suggestions. However, How old are you and your friend Mr. kuntz?

I my self, I am 65 years old hence my reason to make use of this last opportunity. As you know, I dont want underaged person. I want some one who will understand what business is all about and some one who will give the due respect to this opportunity.

To your question, Global Security Company can only take the consignment to Europe,preferably Neitherland but if you can be of further help, we can arrange to bring it closer to you.

Let me know immediately what help you can rander to the request you made {bringing the consignment closer you}

Hoping to hear from you as soon as possible.

Mr. Donatus Ibe.

ILICHY: WE WEREN'T BORN YESTERDAY

Date: 22 Jun 2002, 11:39:46 AM
Subject: How old Ilichy?

Hellooo Mr Don

Thanking you for your kindest motives, considerations are thinking. I can not get so well to place said, but perhaps closer country, Hungary, Poland best in all cases? I 59, Kuntz he 53. Not easy for get around too far, have policings, and Mr Kuntz have wheelchair. But able to go some places other. You say, we try and fix quickest.

Hopings you still intersted in doing matter of deal, as seem nice fellow and want helpings.

Ilichy

CHIEF DON: DELAY CAN BE DANGERIOUS

From: Donatus Ibe To: Ilichy Miracsky Date: 24 Jun 2002, 06:44:03 AM Subject: Re: Any financial assistance from you if the change is made?

My Friend,

I have received your mail today and I am happy for your continued effort towords this transaction.

However, I have taken into consideration your quest to bring the consignment to either Hungary or Poland.

As you know, the operational route of Global Security is Neitherland {Amsterdam]. If we may decide to change the route as you requested, Can you assist financially to that change?. I have not made any enquiry as to know the cost untill I receive your surportive message.

The change of ownership to your name is nearing completion. Before this week runs off, all the documents will be changed to your name and will be sent to you for your kind understanding

Please let me hear from you as soon as possible. Delay can be dangerious.

Best Regards.

Mr. Donatus Ibe.

CHIEF DON: GETTING DOWN TO CASES

Dear Mr. Miracsky,

I received your mails this morning because I travelled out of my station after work on monday to source for the required fund to pay for the freight charge of the consignment to Poland.

Consequently, After all my efforts, I could not make up the required amount. I have already secured the charge to Neitherland and some change remain. I still needs about $11,500 to complete the round charge of $62,500 needed to make the complete freight payment to Poland.

I am strongly working to get more money for the charge. Out of the $11,500 balance, I want you to tell me excertly the amount you will raise to assist me. All the documents we needs to take the consignment out from the security company are ready in our file. Immediately we conclude the payment, within 24 hours, the consignment will be flown direct to Poland.

You will also be expected to send to us immediately the address where the consignments will be taken to and the Name of the person who will receive it. Also let me know immediately the exert time you want the consignment to be in Poland and your assistance towards my present in Poland. Are you going to send to me letter of invitation so that I will get my travelling visa? Please, we need to hurry because the consignment will not stay with the security company after 14 days of their approval to release otherwise there will be much questions why the delay.

Oncemore, I need your reply today so that I will know my faith about the balance charge. Infact, I will be the most happiest fellow if you and your friend will balance the charge.

Regards.

Donatus Ibe.

ILICHY: KORUNA OK?

From: "Ilichy Miracsky" To: Donatus Ibe Date: 26 Jun 2002, 05:32:40 AM Subject: Re: Re: Reply immediately. Hello Mr Don

So glads hearing from you, some worrys and now better.

Ilichy askings Mr Kuntz and telling you shortly. How money be sent and to who? We may supply in full amount Czech notes? 542,965.03 Slovakian koruna can do, once Mr Kuntz say yes, maybe some coin.

Pleasings notice address for delivers, home place:

Ilichy Miracsky,
Uter Kobblerz
Smegma Krm., 35600
Prcza 69
Slovakia

This letter for Visa, no mention before, explain please?

Hopings OK now and can go on muchly.

CHIEF DON: MONEY GRAM WILL DO NICELY

Mr. Miracsky,

I am happy to read your mail urgently. However,to ensure that we concluded on time, the balance should be send through any fastest means of money transfer {i.g} Money gramme transfer or Western Union Money transfer. The receivers name should be
Mr.Felix Ezeala
Diplomatic Courier Services
112 akuwonjo road, Egbeda.
Lagos - Nigeria.

Please I will be happy if this is concluded by tomorrow.

I have also receives the address you gave to me to deliver. About letter of invitation, I want to come to czech to arrange how we are going to invest my share of the money. I told you before that you will assist me to invest my share in your country. I hope, you will render that assistance to me because after the business, I will travel outside Nigeria to Czech.

Let me know immediately your conclussion with Mr. Kuntz and your readiness to give me letter of invitation {VERY IMPORTANT}.

Finally,I am leaving office now, you can call me on my mobile phone number 234 803 3218120 to tell me what your partner said.

Regards.
Mr. Donatus Ibe.

ILICHY: WHO IS THIS FELIX EZEALE FELLA?

Date: 26 Jun 2002, 09:02:42 AM

Hello Mr Don

Mr Kuntz now worry about this Mr.Felix Ezeala. Is reliable? We need know if monies safe and received well. This discreet business, want no hurly burly less the best.

Can we have few more days, Mr Kuntz eager go along but must need liquidise holding in hometown Tiffin shop. Will be done soon, you OK and doings?

Please send consignment Godansk next weeking, have old friend contact their, Petyr Wankepooz, can rely no problem. When wanting full details? Eager to get on way.

Hope hear

Ilichy

ILICHY: POLICINGS MAY BE TROUBLES

Hello Mr Don

Thanking you for your appreciation of this matters.

Naturally all possibles at this end for your help.

Please pays and send on for our shares, but indicating if you certain of amounts for banking.

Also how we to pay and be sure of timly?

Mr Kuntz now keenly on matter, seeks quick onwards.

Policings may be troubles unless secret, yes?

Ilichy

CHIEF DONE: WHO IS THIS WANKIEPOOZS?

Dear Mr. Miracsky,

I am in receipt of your mail today. I can understand that you are trying your best to ensure that the freight charge is completed.

Consequently, let me know excertly the day your assistance will ready. By monday the authority of Global security company will be expecting us to complete the freight charge and forward the payment receipt to them for the release of the consignments. I am strongly hoping that you will not disappoint within the time frame.

Concerning your fear about Mr. Felix, Mr. Felix is the person incharge of freight charges of any consignments ready to flown abroad through Diplomatic Courier Services.

It is of official to pay the fund through him. It will makes the business strong with out any suspicion. I am strongly recommending him to receive the payment. I will also make my own payments here through him.

Any payment made through him is one hundred percent safe as far as you send to us the Western Union Money Transfer receipts as evidence. I hope this will be done on or before Wenesday 3rd July because the consignment must leave this country Saturday the 6th July 2002.

Who is Mr. Petyr Wankepooz? Is he part of the business to warant him receive the consignment? What is his telephone number? How old is he? Please let me have answers to this questions as I am desprate to know him before I will use his address to forward to the courier Company. As soon as I receive all these clearifications, I will send to him what ever information he requires. Let me have his e-mail address if any.

Thank you while I look forward to hearing from you soonest.

Mr. Donatus Ibe.

ILICHY: WANKIEPOOZS IS ALL RIGHT BY ME

Date: 28 Jun 2002, 05:55:27 AM

Helloo Mr Don

Much speakings to Mr Kuntz and Mr Wankiepooz and all seems well. I am pleasing that your Mr Felix reliable fellow, best keep all things sweet and a board above. Do you have his phone number or one for faxing, this matter of importanz as may need checking detail, adjust etc.

My friend Wankiepoozs reliable, utter. He good contact of mine in Poland, on sight, can do much quickly Ilichy not there can trusting. Wankiepooz age 45, business entreprenur like this fellow, and can do much with sure. I check his number and pass on you when certain, mind no mistake. His addressing in Gdansk, and is

P. Wankiepooz
Sharples Ena 76
Twatz Str. 80009
Gdansk 1
Polonska

July date seem fine. Can Ilichy supply your monies in big coin? This easy ways.

Hope hearings

Ilichy

CHIEF DON: CONTACT "MR FELIX" IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME

Dear Mr. Miracsky,

I have just read your mail now and I can not understand vividily your preceedings. Mr. Felix telephone/fax number is 234 1 7743475 and his e-mail address is felixeze_fmj2000@yahoo.com

If you wish to contact him, feel free to do so any time of the day but I will prefer you to contact him through e-mail. This will make everything you are communicating to be perfect because of your way of English.

Concerning the monitary assistance, I want you to send the amount through Western Union Money Transfer only.Contact the western union office in your country on 02 2400 9173 and ask them how you will send the money to Felix Ezeala.

I have already been concluding all the arrangements against the weekend when the consigenment will be freight to the address you suggested.

Finally, I am still reminding you to send to me the letter of invitation to enable me get travelling Visa to Poland. I have submitted my application to the Polish consulate and they require from me the letter of invitation from the person I am visiting.

Let me know today if the money will be send before wenesday as required.

Thank you very much for understanding me.

Donatus Ibe.

ILICHY WRITES "MR FELIX"

From: "Ilichy Miracsky"
To: felixeze_fmj2000@yahoo.com
Date: 01 Jul 2002, 07:01:02 AM

Hello Mr Felix

I am on e-mails to DONATUS and he want Ilichy contact to you. Now what afoot, and tell me. Western Union to you send monies, plenty big stuff, then all go to friend Wankiepoozs in Poland. Make planning, all to come off, you to say what and when. This discreet matter, hush hush, keep hat under.

Ilichy need know if you have all details, or if should tell again, how is going, and what on.

Hope hearings and we get onwards,

Ilichy

(If this joking, please excuse time)
Ilichy Miracsky
Prezcedet Finaz.
Dracziuik
Reality Finance
czNa příkopě 10, Prague 1, Nové Město
Tel.: 02 / 2421 0519

ILICHY: TIFFIN LIQUIDATION APACE

Hello Mr Don

Thanking you for your mighty reponse. Have now done message to Mr Felix and hope all well.

Am to contact Western Union, although as have said on before time, better for here to send lot coins, this done better and quick. You have good address for bags? Tiffin liquidation mean plenty coin and can do right soon.

Please set letter of invitation and Ilichy will do best comply. Can do with dictionary as many new words not good for running out, willy nilly. You wish posting for this artifact or just e-mail, all true to do, dicretion.

Can Mr Felix not call this fellow, as need reassure he good man?

Hope weather nice in Nigeria, rain dogs here.

Please get to and make it prority.

Hope hearings

Ilichy

CHIEF DON: I WANT SOLUTIONS, NOT PROBLEMS

Dear Mr. Mirascky,

Have received your mail. Please contact the Western union office immediately and let me know what you can be able to do.

If they can accept to take coins from you, that will be fine and if not, you must find any possible alternative way to solve the problem.

Talk to your friends and jointly let me know your ability of assistance. Please i do not want any disappointment in this business. If you and your friends are of the ages you are quoting for me, I guss, they surpose to understand how to take care of the payment.

I am waiting to hear from you soonest.

Donatus Ibe.

ILICHY: KORUNA, HEAVY ARE - NAIRA, LIGHT?

From: "Ilichy Miracsky"
To: Donatus Ibe
Date: 01 Jul 2002, 07:43:38 AM

Hellooo Mr Don

I have speak Western Union, and good newses they take coins. So to find transport for 526,074 Koruna, heavy are. Once Tiffin sorted, all ready, close. You wish dollar or pay in 1,357,092.00 Nigerian naira? Better deal on last, Ilichy can fix more quick have friend in local.

Have got Mr Wankiepooz best assurance can do all things. He waiting on hear time. He goodly fellow know all wrinkles.

Have sent your Felix message, hope hearing.

Ilichy

DOLLARS, NOT NAIRA!

My Friend,

I am sorry for replying your mail late. I travel last Monday to arrange for my Visa to come to Poland.My Visa will be given to me on Monday the 7th July 2002.

However, Today is the date given to us to complete the freight payment by the company who will carry the consignment to Poland on Saturday. Though I am not in town since Monday, You are yet to do your promise.

Please, I want you to note that the freight charge is paid in dollars. You will tell the Western Union Company to pay Mr. Felix in Dollars and not in Nigerian Naira. If you can conclude the payment Today, the consignment will leave Nigeria Saturday to arrive Poland Monday according to the company's schedule.

Let me have Mr. Wankiepooz e-mail address or his telephone because I want to talk to him to be sure my self and have confidence.

I am waiting for your reply immediately.

Donatus Ibe.

NO NAIRA REALLY NO?

Hellooo Mr Don

Alls well in here. Can do monies shortly and have done to your Mr Felix all stuffing.

Are you pleasing that Naira not better? Am worrying about transactions elements can do best. Have much coinage, can do same with two taxi trips, hip hop no prob.

Mister Wankiepooz best sent mail on:

p.wankiepooz@mailerz.po

or can best provide phonings.

Please can reassure your faith in this transaction? Old Kuntz take worry at possible policings, all very tiding. Also when Mr Wankiepooz have get on do stuff?

Ilichy

MR. FELIX BACK IN PLAY

Hello Mr IIichy,

I received your mail but did not answer immediately because Mr. Donatus travel. Not seen since Monday untill today.

I am the controller of all consignments freights. Today I have received all details from Donatus and waiting for the complete freight charge. You can send the balance via Western Union through my name Mr. Felix Ezeala.
Diplomatic Courier Services
112 Akuwonjo Road Egbeda
Lagos Nigeria.

You can divide the money in to two and pay two of them in my name.

If the payment is made today, the consignments will be in Poland on Monday.

Let me have the payment slip immediately you pay.

Mr. Felix Ezeala.

BUT REALLY, ABOUT THOSE NAIRA

Hello Mr Felix

Nice to knowings, am getting soon. I please to send soonly, but you can assure all safe, sound? Also can send Naira? Have coinage and worry much policings in trouble, dollars. Give too phone nunmber in case not hear. How you like slip, and all tell. Making time to get payment, though slow to process in this country. Please excusings if no arrive just up front.

How weather in Nigeria, much puddles in park all Czech, must say.

Ilichy

DOLLARS WILL BE FINE

Dear Mr. Miracsky,

I receive your mail.

The freight charge is paid in dollars. You can send the slip through mail attachement or through fax number 234 1 7743475. Try your best to complete the process tomorrow.

Talk to you tomorrow.

Mr. Felix Ezeala.

ILICHY HOOKED?

Dear Mr Felix

I am thankings. Please to send details of transaction and can onwards. Mr Wankiepooz eager to start off hardly.

Ilichy

DONATUS WANTS TO KNOW IF EVERYTHING'S OK

Hello Mr, Mirascky,

I did not hear from you again why? Is everything OK?

Please we are running out of time. Tomorrow is friday and we surpose to round up things before mid day tomorrow to enable the courier company do the shipment effectively.

we have between now and 12 noon Friday 5th july if we so want the consignment arrive Poland by Monday next week as schedulled.

I am waiting to hear from you urgently.

Thanks.

Donatus Ibe.

ILICHY SAYS TALK TO YOUR ALTER EGO MR FELIX

Hellooo Mr Don

Please ask Mr Felix all should be in handing. If problemme, then can re do again and checking. Please to contact Wankiepooz and get doings. Also have not received your paperwork, to do visa get necesser.

Ilichy

MR FELIX SAYS SHOW ME THE MONEY

Dear Sir,

Please note that the documents will be sent to you immediately the consignments is being shiped to Poland.

The document will come to you in originals and will be send to you through DHL courier. When the goods arrive, you will present the documents and the shipment will release them to you. The documents can not be sent now untill the goods is shipped.

I am still waiting for the payment confirmation slip.

Thank you.

Felix Ezeala.

MR KUNTZ CRASHED THE VAN

Hellooo Mr Felix

How is documents to go your way? Please explain as time is now off close on us. Also am wait for Donatus information, where it go?

Mr Kuntz has taken poorly, did crash Tiffin van, this give slight problems for now. Hope Ok for next. Give again address alsos, much lacking on desk.

Ilichy

MR FELIX: WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Dear Mr. Miracsky,

I did not understand excertly the goings of the handlings over there. I have been expecting to hear from you that you have paid the balance charge but you are still saying a different thing altogether.

Mr. Felix is doing at prompt what he surpose to be doing. It is we who is westing his time. He wants us to complete the payment so that he will proceed to sign the shipment documents.

Every thing is perfectely in other waiting to receive the balance payment from your side.

Concerning Mr. Wankiepooz, Mr. Felix told me that he has been trying to reach him but the telephone is not going through. Please re-comfirm to me immediately both your telephone and Mr. Wankiepooz telephone numbers. Also tell him to give us his e-mail address so that we can send him e-mail if telephone is not going through.

Have you finished making the transfer with the Western Union? Do you think we can still make it on saturday as scheduled?.

Please note that all documents will be sent to you as soon as the consignment leaves the Nigeria security Company. It is the document you will use to claim the goods on arrival.

Concerning Visa, I have decided to re-apply for a tourrist Visa. In getting a tourrist visa, I dont need letter of Invitation again. My Visa will be given to me by monday.

Please let me know urgently the level of your efforts.

Finally, recomfirm your country code for telephone????

I am waiting to hear from you now.

Mr Donatus Ibe.

ILICHY: DON'T WORRY, BE ILICHY

Helllooo Mr Donastus,

All in hand, good to hearing. Felix have slight delay can wait bit more and all done too. Balance charge sorted, please to check?

Mr Wankiepooz has telephone numbers, 00 44 906 663 07 24 please to call and sortings, as get worry you no serious after all mattering. You still to honest in business. Please reassuring. E-mail to p.wankiepooz@mailerz.po if all out on phoning. Now most urgents!

Still good hopings in Saturdays coming. However Mr Kuntz has bashed Tiffin van and hurt cockle, much to do while he stay bed whiles.

Hope quick hearings

Ilichy

CHIEF DONATUS: WANKIEPOOZ, COME IN WANKIEPOOZ

From: Donatus Ibe -- don_ibe2002@yahoo.com
To: p.wankiepooz@mailerz.po
Cc: ilichy.miracsky@post.cz
Date: 04 Jul 2002, 06:37:17 AM
Subject: Mr. Mirascky ask me to contact you.

Dear Mr. Wankiepooz,

I write in the other of Mr. Mirascky who told me to contact you concerning the consignment that has been schedulled to arrive to your care in Poland coming Monday as the address was given to me.

However, what are the information you required from me?

Where are you, in Poland or in England? Your telephone number starts from 44 which is England dailling country code.

Let me hear from you immediately.

Mr. Donatus Ibe.

CHIEF DONATUS: ILICHY, WHAT GIVES WITH WANKIEPOOZ?

My Friend,

You give me a polish address as Mr. Wankiepooz contact address, how come do you give me London address to contact him?

What do you want Mr. Felix to do to you as we have not make the complete payment or have you made the payment to western Union? Let me have the payment slip??????

I do not understand your last statement about {Still good hopings in Saturdays coming. However Mr Kuntz has bashed Tiffin van and hurt cockle, much to do while he stay bed whiles.} Please let me know immediately.

Donatus Ibe.

ILICHY: DON'T WORRY, BE WANKIEPOOZ

Hellooo Mr Don

It no difficulty. Mr Wankiepooz in London this days to do other business, connect with Kustard Mining, all different mattering. So Ilichy thought best give Hotel place address, pronto. You no mind, but easy. He still checkings of e Mail and hopings reply.

You have payment slip, please to check? Have made payments, all ticky boo.

Mr Kuntz hurt cockle in Tiffin van, so may slow all doings as his absence keep Ilichy busy. This fellow run all things, keep in touch all time, plenty puff.

Please you to confirm arrival same, get to do.

Ilichy

MR FELIX: WHERE'S THE MONEY

Mr IIichy,

I think, I am trying my best to assist you in this regard.

The documents will be sending to you immediately the consignments is shiped to you. I can not give you the documents ahead of the consignments. We check the consignments through the documents before we send to you.

Do not waite for mr. Donatus. Go streight and make the payment and let me do my work.

The information to pay the money is
Mr. Felix Ezeala.
Diplomatic Courier Services
112 Akuwonjo Road Egbeda
Lagos Nigeria.

Give the Western Union this address and they will know what to do.

You have only tomorrow if you want the consignment to ship to you Saturday.

Mr. Felix.

ILICHY: SORRY ABOUT DELAY

Hellooo Mr Felix

Yes, all doings. Will trip to Western Union and do job. Have thought done already by nephew, need check on progress. You can check again shortly say if there and we proceeding alright? Sorrys about delay, all here not so fast on pays, all old communists.

How weather in ur place, still rain dogs here in Pracza, all puddly and slop.

Ilichy

CHIEF DON IS WORRIED

Dear Mr. Mirascky,

I am worried that by this morement i have not received the payment slip.

Are you sure the consignment will leave tomorrow as it has been arrangeing?

Please tell me immediately if the payment has been made and lf yes, let me have the slip or you can give me the information through mail.

I have tried to contact mr. Wankiepooz on telephone number you gave to me but it is impossible for me to get through to him. Again, his e-mail address you gave to me could not accept the mail I want to send to him. Please chech if the address is correct or not.

Please, time is no more on our side, do something immediately. I am waiting for your urgent return mail.

Regards.

Mr. Donatus Ibe.

ILICHY: WHAT DOINGS ARE?

Hellooo Mr Don

All amazings in your problem, will look. Please call again, have checked OK full workings for Ilichy. You dial real and proper?

Consignment good as done, need slight more time get clearance, all sticky policings this part. Tiffin no more, no matter but sad. Please excusing, but can ask until Monday now.

News from Mr Felix? Have no heard, can he tell if sorted proper? Is he doings?

Ilichy

MR FELIX: WHERE WHERE WHERE IS THE MONEY?

Dear Mr. Mirascky,

Today, I have still not receive the payment from you WHY?

It is today the documentation will be concluded against the shipment tomorrow.

I am still waiting for your message if you should execpt the consignment shipped tomorrow.

Thanks.

Mr. Felix Ezeala.

ILICHY: WHY THE FUSS?

Hellooo Mr Felix,

Please to check againly, should be doddle.

Ilichy

MR FELIX: WHAT IS DODDLE?

Please I do not understand "should be doddle." explan very well.

Felix Ezeala.

ILICHY: DON'T WORRY, GET A DICTIONARY

Hellooo Mr Felix

This just old piece of czech talk, meaning all much easy.

Ilichy

CHIEF DON: LIVIN IT UP AT THE HOTEL CASABLANCA?

Dear Mr. Mirascky,

I tried to contact you in other to know what to do before the end of today through the number you gave to me 00 420 2 24210519 but Unfortunately the number you gave to me belongs to CASABLANCA HOTEL IN CZ.

I am now disturbed on what will be my faith in this condition all arrangement and preperations. If the consignments are not claimed in the shortest time, the authority will querry about the claim.

Where are you? and where does this telephone belong? Please let me know immediately what to do. Do not keep me quite because since morninig, I sent you mail and have not hear any thing from you.

I have called Mr. Wankiepooz many times but not succeded. Please keep me inmformed the situation of things.

Answer me immediately.

Mr. Donatus Ibe.

ILICHY: NO SCAMMER NO CRY

Hello Mr Don

Yes that is much correct, am to stay there while apartment painting going on, and that best number to hold for Ilichy. Can you leave details desk if no in? You ask again, leave message and I collect if not in room. You ask for Ilichy clear and no problem to do. Much apologies for no contact, hotel can be sticky, but have done talk phone people, got tickety boo.

Mr Wankiepooz apologies, has been away from phonings, but is around next, can fix now. He keen to start balls rolling.

If no Wankiepooz, say out for Ilichy at hotel and all OKs.

No more rain here in Prague, sun out, feel goodly about this fresh business. But worry you not serious as no message from Felix.

Ilichy

CHIEF CON, UH, DON: LET'S DO THIS THING

Dear Mr. Mirascky,

Today is Monday. When do you think we can make the payment? and when do you think we can arrange for the shipment again?

I am not happy for the delay because I did told you that after the comfirmation to release, the consignment surpose not to stay more that 7 working days with the security company other wise, the officials will ask why.

Concerning about Mr. Felix, he is not part of the business rather he is doing his job officially. He will only do the shipment after when we complete the shipment payment. You don't have to expect any thing from him. What ever you want, let me know about that and I will direct you more.

As we have missed the first chance last week, please I want the secound appointment to be real and if you do know that you can not handle the business, let me know on time so that I will source for another person to assist me.

I will waite for your mail till tomorrow morning other wise, I will change my mind. It seems as if you are not capable to proceed further. You are not telling me the true possition of thing over there.

It must be this week for security reasons.

Donatus.

ILICHY: LOOSEN UP

Hellooo Mr Don

How u doings? I no hear and get worry about all things, if still to do, or just sticky and no hopes of making ahead.

Please say can I now send monies. Is Mr Felix not alright to say to now? Have try once, but all arsey versy. Please resay as Ilichy confuse. Also have plenty coinage, am sure you no take or can send in Naira? This much easier, assure Mr Kuntz who be knowing these matter. He long time work in Tiffin in Todger, get all knowledge, very good.

You say not know if Ilichy can conclude all these matters? This fellow want to get on, but not sorted proper, all rushings, and get to confuse paper work. Let us revise timetables and making certain all hunky dory. Plesings you say, we to do now, yes?

YOU TO MUCH HURRY AND WE GET DONE YES?

Hope hearings

Ilichy

CHIEF DON: PURLY DANGERIOUS

Dear Mr. llichy,

This business demands very best urgency to conclude. You told me that you can conclude this with me but now you are demonstrating uncapable.

When once the application to collect is approved, we are not surpose to waite for more than 7 working days before the consignment can be transfred out from the security company.

How long is it going to take you before you make up your mind to send the money? I ask you before, if you can not send, please do not delay me much because delay is purly dangerious to this case.

Concerning Mr. Felix, he is still expecting to receive your message before he can make the shipment. He is not delaying rather it is you who is delaying.

If I waite till this weekend and nothing happens, I will think for alternative. MR. FELIX TELEPHONE NUMBER IS 234 1 7743475 CALL HIM AND TELL HIM WHEN YOU WILL BE READY TO SEND THE MONEY TO HIM.

Finally, Diplomatic courier Company chages were in USD currency. If you send in Naira, not possible.

Thanks.

Donatus Ibe.

ILICHY: COULD BE STICKY

From: "Ilichy Miracsky"
To: Donatus Ibe don_ibe2002@yahoo.com
Date: 11 Jul 2002, 03:38:14 AM
Subject: Re: Re: We have till friday to make our furtune.

Helllooo Mr Don

All goings plenty good, but waiting for update news. Have tried rung Mr Felix, line all not good, his number work ok? Please to say as soon as possible and time closing, could be sticky. Shame no Naira but will do changings. Make all goolies of affair once monies exchange, very pleasing if done.

Mr Kuntz try call Felix, also harding without to contact. We wonder is serious, as this matter take too longs? Please to check and let us know.

Let Ilichy back to know URGENCY as want all sort. Please to put in operation, check number, you write and resay.

Hope urgent hearings

Ilichy

CHIEF DON GETS AN ATTITUDE

Mr. llichy,

I wonder why you can not understand my mails properly.

I told you that Mr. Felix is not part of the business but only working for the Diplomatic courier Company.

Why do you want to talk to him? Why not tell mr. Kuntz to contact me for explannations if he so need such?

I am not happy the way you are handlling the matter. I ask you, ARE YOU CAPABLE TO HANDLE THE BUSINESS? TELL WHO EVER YOU FEEL THAT CAN TALK TO ME TO CONTACT ME URGENTLY ON MY TELEPHONE NUMBER 234 803 3218120 SO THAT I WILL LET THE PERSON EXERTLY THE DANGERS OF WESTING TIME.

If nothing positive is done between now and this weekend, the delay will compale me to change my mind.

We are into business that worth much money and only merry making.

I am waiting for your call if you are serious.

Donatus.

ILICHY: HEAVE FAST, AHOJ!

Hellooo Mr Don

All OK about Felix, but I try call and no answer, are you on taking rings? Please to say when I can reaching you, as must urgency make. All to good with merry making but must heave fast on shipments, all quick.

If you serious, be round for Ilichy or Kuntz contacting.

Ilichy

CHIEF DON STARTING TO LOSE TEMPER

Mr. iilichy,

What is exertly your mission in this business? Are you sure that we will do it together?

I can not understand why this kind of serious matter should be taken as childs play.

Why must you say that you call me while you did not?

I told you to tell mr. wakiepooz to contact me. My reason of wanting to talk to him is for me to know if he will be the person to understand me better. It seems as if you are not understanding me very well.

I am tired and feed up about your approach to this business.My telephone number is 234 803 3218120.

Let me urgently know if you are ready to handle the business or not .

Donatus.

ILICHY: UPSET TUMMY

Helloooo Mr Donatus

Hows to going with you?

Fist, must apologising for no contact have had been illness, all sicking, much bed. Ate all sort of fishfinger, bad do, all poorly Ilichy is. Now on mend and want know if still can do business? Mr Wankiepooz, I must say now unreliable has done not nothing. Can to do, again, get all hunky dory, and make great business. Need to work new schedule for this business if you still serious.

Please to check your phone as no answer when Ilichy get on line, all checks make. This most urgent and need all quicklies.

Also, am worry about Felix fellow, he you can trust? All rude this fellow.

Hope hearings, much quickers now please,

Ilichy

CHIEF DON: I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU

MR. Mirascky,

I am very disappointed on your delay tactics. I do not understand your mission towords this business priposition.

You quite know how dangeriuos the delay tactics could be to this business and you continue to adopt it.

I have asked you several times what exertly you want from me to make your partners understand the business very well but you haven't say anything positive.

All the contacts you made are all floops. I am aware that you can not handle the business, why then do you want to do it or have you found another person?

Let me tell you, this does not require much ceremony. If you can be able to raise some money, even if it is not up to the amount you are trying to raise from Mr. Kuntz, I can assist more on my side to make sure that we conclude this very well.

If you can be able to locate a very conducive place to deliver the consignment, we can do it without involving any third party. I know that you are very poor and that is why I changed my mind to do the business with you so that you can fron their help yourself. Tell me what you can be able to do amongest the demand.

Let me know immediately what you can be able to do. Regards.

Mr. Donatus Ibe.

ILICHY: NEW FRIEND, SPUNKOV

Helloooo Mr Don

Thanking you for all sympathies with condition. Not problems real sticky, however just passing.

To speed doings, just need phone call to work, and this not so to find. Is all OK? Have trying, all ring time, not find at home, woe. Why not calling Ilichy, say all fine? This worry to me. Also have money.

Now fishfinger business all over, back on toes, tickety boo. Can get this matters resolve as once. You to call Ilichy, get irons in fire, all on go, quickest, else no think you proper in this business.

Mr Kuntz now given up as say you too slow. May have to use other friend, Spunkov. He big businessman, not jerk, with no policings. All in rush he, need see action, you to find.

Please you to fast all, as want settle this.

Hope hearings

Ilichy

CHIEF DON: YOU ARE CONFUSING ME

Mr. llichy,

I did not see any atom of correct words from what you explain to me.

You did not call my number otherwise, the number is my cell phone which stays with me 24 hours a day any where I am.

Most a times I did not understand your way of addressing issues. The way you explain things is some times confussing. I think the deal is shared 50/50 basis. I have tried once to contact you which I got you on line but you denied your self which is still causing confussion in my mind till today. Now I want you to call me so that the doubt will be cleared in my mind. The doubt of your genuinety and your capability to handle the business.

Again, If your contact is genuine, tell him to contact me so that we will discuss the way forward because the way you handle matter is not standred. Frankly, there is many fishfinger business every where and that is why I am trying to take my causion before I mis-use my opportunity. To get this kind of opportunity is like taking irons from burnning fire, It is not easy.

Should you are interested, contact me today on my cell phone, that will prove to me that you are capable to do it. I am not much interested in your money.

Donatus.

ILICHY: ARE YOU PULLING MY LEG?

Hellooo Mr Donarsus

I try to your phone, but it all no work? Why is this? Now I get to cross, wonder if u make funs of this man. Call number, all out, this too bad.

Fishfinger all gone. No need this to mention, so why all again? Was ill, bad Birdseye, all well now. You say no trusting Ilichy but do best, you no there, so hey?

Get to business my friend and we sort see. Else call quits and get monies done from easy source, less profit, but all open and square deals. Ilichy not fellow to be grabbed and made dupe, not he. Want progress in matters, no sticky policings or long to chattings, foreign fellow all nowhere when down to nub. This now too longs and want mighty doings, as going off soon.

Hope hearings please

Ilichy

CHIEF DON: DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER NAIVE FRIENDS?

Dear Mr. llichy,

I am sorry for replying your mail late. The reason was that I travelled out of my station on official assignments.

However, Is there any arrangement down as per the date to bring the consignments?

Now, have you been able to find any person to assist us? Please let me know immediately so that I will know where to start from Monday.

During this weekend. you can contact me on my phone while I will expect your mail on or before Monday.

HAVE A VERY GOOD WEEKEND.

Regards.

Donatus.

ILICHY: MEET NEW ASSOCIATE LONSLO TOSSOV

Hellloooo Mr Don

It all up in airs here, bit sticky. PC had moment of end, lost info, please you to see again contact numbers and etc. Much to do, all hasting now. Eager to get sort, and make big monys. This serious, to get done all appreciat.

Have got new brand person to help in this matter as others load of useless. Much lies told this Ilichy, all cross, get very nastys, you all understood and hope allowance.

Please to make experience known, else arsey versy get.

Now have best friend Lonslo Tossov, he on case, just need extra helpage. Please to make all known, and at last get to doing. Also you have any documentation to send so we can sign and get authorise?

Hope hearings,

Ilichy

CHIEF DON: LONSLO TOSSOV WILL DO

Dear Mr. llichy,

I am very happy that you have at last found some one who will assist us conclude this business.

I have now understood that the person you found needs to see documents that covers the business. I am going to produce the documents by wednesday through attachement. Before then, please assure me that the fellow will never disappoint after sending the documents.

My telephone number still remains 234 803 3218120. You can contact me as soon as possible so that we can conclude very well.

Thank you very much while I wait for your call.

Mr. Donatus Ibe.

ILICHY: YES LONSLO TOSSOV HE'S OUR MAN

Helllooo Mr Don

All too well, yes am agreeing. For time Ilichy much concern things all doolaly. Lonslo Tossov excellent all time, can to you really recomend. Please to send all details, now matters can get on and settle. Will to wait see attachments, all get done pronto, much good.

Have got number now, will try but had troubles before, bit worry.

Hope hearings

Ilichy

To be continued.... ?

Prosim! to Illichy. We may be dumb but we ain't stupid. Y'all come back now, hear? Na shledanou...


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r 526,074 Koruna, heavy are. Once Tiffin sorted, all ready, close.