HOUSTON YOU HAVE ANOTHER PROBLEM

The lads from HOUSTON YOU HAVE A PROBLEM [referring to Lads operating in Texas, not Lads in space] were left adrift by the abrupt ending of that bait. Several weeks later they start up again. Since they decided to be so amazingly stupid - for goodness sake, that bait was already published - the UC decided there would be no limit to the type of hoops the lads would be thrust through.

All of which leads to amazing promises and profanity, even after significant editing.

lad mails (all the same guy): johnson2000jj@yahoo.fr, pastor_kelvin@yahoo.com, mlchambers@lawyer.com, dr_carlexmorgan@yahoo.com, bankofaf.abj@financier.com, d.yaya@imel.org, lawyer.lawyer@lawyer.com

JOHNSON KONAH - scammer

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR - needs no introduction! but if you need one, read HOUSTON YOU HAVE A PROBLEM and many other exploits

DR. CARLEX MORGAN - scammer's alter ego or possibly boss


JOHNSON KONAH

From: "johnson konah" <johnson2000jj@yahoo.fr>
Subject: longest time
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 17:55:41 +0100 (CET)

Dear Sir,

Greetings.

Since you just left me with out any more communication concerning my approach to you to help me retrieve and secure the fund, I hereby wish to inform you that I have found an investor who has agreed to help us pay all the fees needed to finalise this transaction.

It is our Church Pastor whom I cried to last Sunday after the church service here introduced me to this very investor and he has accepted to collect 10% of the total sum for helping us finalise this transaction financially.

So for that, I will request you to kindly send me the following ,

1.Your full name and address.
2. Bank information.*
3.The account you will advise them to put in the cheque he will be send to you.
4. Give me the assurance that you will send the money to me or directly to my lawyer as soon as the cheque is sent to you and being cashed by you.

Once again, I thank you for the effort you have already put into this and still beg you to try all you can to make this transaction s success.

Please send me these information so that I can forward them to the said investor for he to send you the cheque either directly to your house address or to your bank as you may indicate.

Yours very sincerely,
Johnson

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He sent that four times. The fourth time, he closed with:

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Yours very sincerely,

Kingsley

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Johnson,

I've been having terrible mail problems - spams galore. Please use my new email address, and we can discuss further.

Johnson

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He then sent me the exact same letter twice. The first time, it ends: Yours very sincerely,

JOHNSON I. LAMIN

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The second time, it ends:

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Yours very sincerely,

Ifeoma

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There is just no regard for quality anymore.

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Johnson,

Looking back through my old emails I see that I already sent almost all of this information to you. Who is this new pastor person and why have you involved him in what was supposed to be a private transaction? I'm not sure what bank information you are asking for - it should be irrelevant since you are sending a cheque. The cheque only needs to have my name on it, not my bank.

I am so pleased to hear that you are finally turning back to the church. I was EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED in the way you left me hanging when I went SO FAR out of my way to enter you into one of the most prestigious seminaries for Bible study. You NEVER sent in the essays.

You made me look like a fool in front of my friends whom I had begged to let you in. How could you do such a thing?

Please send in your essays immediately so I can try to enroll you for next semester. Do not disappoint me again in this regard.

Blessings
Johnson

[No it's not a screw-up -- the Unkindly Contributor is also going by the name of Johnson]

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Wed, 24 Nov 2004 19:37:24 +0100 (CET)
From: "johnson konah" <johnson2000jj@yahoo.fr>
Subject: Re: let us be togther and gain at last

Dear Uncle Johnson S,
Greetings and thanks for your mail and for all the points you have made therein. I am very grateful to you and would beg you to permit me to reply them accordingly;

1.Well, the pastor I have told you of is our church pastor, One Rev.Dr.(Pastor) Kelvin Benson) Email; pastor_kelvin@yahoo.com , tel, 0022507 345014) please feel free to call or email him .He is a very gentle man and it when all these wars started here b/w the France and Ivory coast, and when these French Armies started killing millions of people here and looting people's wealth, that I ran there and revelled the truth of it all to him.You must have been hearing all these over the air, media, dailies, even from the CNN, BBC, VOA, or you can see what I am suffering here for and the type of danger this fund is now here in Abidjan as you can see in these sites, www.midici.com or, www.presidence.ci ,or, www.rti.ci, or, www.abidjan.net, or, www.laurentgbagbo.net, or, www.izf.net ,or, www.radiojam.ci etc, So this is why , where and how this pastor came in and when I told him how far i must have gone with you and how money to finalise this was the problem, he then told me of his friend, investor and then contacted him on our behalves.Please you can call or email him please.

2.Yes, about the information needed for issue and send the cheque to you, please I was told by the pastor that your information is needed, such as your Your full name Your full /complete address home, or office. Your bank address , if you want it to be sent to directly to your bank, otherwise, it is only your name and your address where to send it to you.I hope I have cleared you very clearly on this,so, it is the case of, with your bank information and addres if you want it sent to your bank, and only your name and address if you want it sent to you directly-so you have a choice. Send me your full name and address while replying.

3.Please I am very sorry if you see my act as a disappointment.It was not deliberately done, the situation of things made me run crazy and confused and thank God thank that I am coming back to my programmes now.So, I still need your help all round, both to help us secure this fund, we coming over to you there and and my gaining the admission you are getting for me. About the essay and admission you are talking of, please I beg you to allow us do this one after the other, first thing first,please let us have access to this fund and get it over there , then, after, I will now be free to think about the admission.I am interested in the programmes but please let us have access to this fund first as you may know that it is money that we shall use to run it, even to come to there -all will be money , but if you can provide all these money from your purse, ok, let me know as your command is my wish.

4.Please I hereby wish to assure and re-assure you that I will not disappoint you again, but please try to think about all thse my ideas and let me know what you say about this. Please send me these information so that I can send it to the investor to issue and sen this cheque so that you can have the money to send to finalise this.

waiting to hear from you
thanks.
johnson jr.
tel,0022505 123211

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 10:36:18 +0100 (CET)
From: "johnson konah" <johnson2000jj@yahoo.fr>
Subject: be togther and gain at last

Dear Johnson S
Greetings.
Please I am stil waiting to hear from you since then . Please do let me know and hear from you soonest considering this ugly situation here as you can see,,,

There situation of this country here now is very very hard as you might be hearing over the air, radio, or reading from dailies, or BBC, CNN, VOA, or seeing in some of the sites like, www.midici.com or, www.radiojam or, www.abidjan.net or, www.izf.net ,or, www.laurentgbagbo.net or, www.presidence.ci etc,that is, the war between the France(French )Armies and this country, and b/w these rebels and terrorists.

please get back to me soonest.
Johnson.

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Johnson,

Greetings. I am just now returned from my Thanksgiving holiday. I hope you had a pleasant and restful time.

Please let me know when you will send the essays. These are critically important, as I am sure your pastor can tell you.

My address has not changed, so simply send the check to the address I already gave you. It is good you have a pastor to rely on there. I have no idea why you want me to call him as I have no questions regarding religion.

Waiting for the essays,
Johnson.

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004

Dear Johnson S
Greetings.
Please I am stil waiting to hear from you since then . Please do let me know and hear from you soonest considering this ugly situation here as you can see,,,

There situation of this country here now is very very hard as you might be hearing over the air, radio, or reading from dailies, or BBC, CNN, VOA, or seeing in some of the sites like, www.midici.com or, www.radiojam or, www.abidjan.net or, www.izf.net ,or, www.laurentgbagbo.net or, www.presidence.ci etc,that is, the war between the France(French )Armies and this country, and b/w these rebels and terrorists.

please get back to me soonest.
Johnson.

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Johnson,

I already replied to you. I have already provided all of the information you requested so I have no idea what further information you are waiting for.

Does your pastor know pastor Chindy?

Johnson

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Mon, 29 Nov 2004

Dear Johnson S
greetings and thanks for your mail.
Please my major concern now is to have this fund transfred to your account so that I can leave this war country and meet you there and not anything about the essay, i am highly worried and scattered about this and please i can not concentrate now to write any essy and concerned with this fund , this is my problem.
thanks
johnson.

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Johnson,

I'm not sure why you are worried - do you not remember the Lord's teaching to remember the lilies? Anyway, I have not yet seen the check in my mailbox but will let you know as soon as it arrives.

With faith in a successful conclusion to that business, you should now be able to write the essays you have long promised so that our more important business - your spiritual education - can be concluded successfully as well.

Please send them today.
Johnson.

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Tue, 30 Nov 2004

Dear uncle Johnson S
Greetings and thanks for your mail.
Please kindly re-confirm the information to me so that I can start working with it forthwith.
Waiting to hear from you soonest.
Johnson jr.

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Johnson,

As I told you previously, my home address is 245 Murray Dr, Bldg 410, Washington, DC 20223.

Please send the essays immediately. It occurred to me that you may have lost that assignment as well, so here it is again.

Note: I will be traveling tomorrow, so please have the essays done by Thursday.

The essays must be on a theological topic. The first must be on the theological implications of the story of the Levite and the concubine woman in the book of Judges. The second must be a comparison of the theological philosophy of Bonhoeffer and Kierkegaard. They essays must be a minimum of 3000 words in length and must reflect the maturity of your spiritual development.

Blessings,
Johnson

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That's a US Secret Service address.

Two weeks go by. Crickets chirp. Suddenly, credit cards are demanded.


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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Sat, 11 Dec 2004

Dear Uncle Johnson,
Greetings and thanks for your mail. Please as a matter of URGENCY, please kindly send me the information of your CREDIT CARD so that I can forward it to the investor as he call me today and told me that it is the easiest and best way of putting the fund/loan to you.

According to him, lodging it in the bank take some time and other unnecessary protocols but with the Credit card, that is straightforward, so please, kindly send me this information today so that I can re-chanel it to him soonest so that he can put the loan/fund therein.

waiting to hear from you soonest Johnson Jr. NB, please as I have told you, my mind is NOT at rest to do any other thing now or to write the essay, I will do that only when this money sent and when this business has been completed that I can settle down and do what ever you may ask me to do. Please remember that the book of Eccl , Chapt.3 says that there is time for everything , so let us do the first thing, first.

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He sent that twice.
On Monday, 12/13, he sent another copy of the same letter. Anxious, kid?


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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Johnson,

I am so very happy to hear from you as I was very concerned something untoward had happened. So it is good to see you are alive and well.

I am very surprised to see you asking for a credit card - what happened to the check? I have plenty of credit cards. It sounds like you are intending to send me money via a credit card somehow? How? You can just prepay a credit card account and mail me the card at the address I already gave you. That would be the simplest way to do it. You can use either VISA or AMERICAN EXPRESS. And that way the money you pay in would be separate from the money and charges I regularly ring up.

Do you have VISA and AMERICAN EXPRESS there? I don't want to be presumptuous.

I simply do not understand your unwillingness to write the essays that are REQUIRED for your entrance to the seminary.

Don't you wish to serve the LORD? Please HURRY for you know now the day nor the hour. As in Eccl, there is a time to sow - and that time is NOW.

Blessings

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Mon, 13 Dec 2004

Dear Uncle Johnson S

Thanks for you mail.

Please the credit card informatio I am asking you of is according to the request from the investor who told me to get it from you as the easiest way to lodge the money/laon he is giving to us to finalise this business.

So please I am happy you said you have them many, so please send me information of any 2 of them so that I can re-channel it to he for him so load the money into that for you to send it to my lawyer here to run this transaction.

About the eassy and the seminary issue, I am even more than 100% ready for that and will do that as soon as my mind is at rest when this fund must have been secured in your bank there there and when I am sure that my life here is completely protected.

So please, kindly send me the information of your credit cards soonest please.

Waiting with hope and zeal.
Thanks
Johnson Jr.

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Next day, same message sent.

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Johnson,

How exactly does he plan to transfer money to me? He cannot put money into my credit card account - that account is for taking money out. So this makes no sense to me.

After all I have done for you I am disheartened that you would not honor your spiritual gifts and develop them.

Johnson.

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2004

Dear Sir,
greetings,
please try to understand the situation, this is what the investor says he want and the quickest way or putting the loan into your account, please do it like that, or , as I have been telling you, you look for some money and send to the lawyer here so that we can finalise this transfer and after that, I will come over to you to start this spiritual life. There is NO way I can concentrate while this problem has not been solved, please I want you to be " on my shoes' and reason with me.

hope to hear you soonest.
johnson.

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Time for a series of emails to change the story line.
First, impugn his seriousness.


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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Johnson,

I realize you are new to business so you will have to learn about business as you go. There is no way that anyone who wants to give you money will do so by requesting your credit card - that card is used to extract money, not pay money.

Now then, the quickest way to get the money to me is to send a check. I gave you my address weeks ago. This is how business is done the world over. As soon as the check is received you will have your money. I have no idea why this investor - someone I have never met - is delaying things. It sounds like he is new to business as well.

As for your utter refusal to do what you promised you would do, and your ceaseless pathetic excuses for not doing your duty, I am deeply troubled. A truly spiritual person would not allow things of the world to interfere with his spiritual quest.

I can only conclude that you are not serious and you have been wasting my time with childish behaviour.

Regards
Johnson

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2004

Dear Johnson S
Thanks for your mail.
I will contact back the investor and tell him all you have said and know whether there any way the money can be loaned to you without the credit card as you are still insisting not to release.
I will equelly infrom the Pastor of all these and will get back to you soonest.
Thanks
Johnson Jr.

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Next, get personal and sexual with him.

The following is edited way down - basically, in our coupling he's the girl.


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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Johnson,

I've never asked you for a loan - ever. If you are short of cash and need to borrow from the investor, that's your issue not mine. I still have not received the check despite providing you my address weeks ago.

Regarding your subject line - "be together and gain at last" - I now understand what you are trying to say by that. I had the most intense dream about you last night. We were alone on the beach, right at twilight. You were telling me about your parents, and about your dreams for the future. Then you put your arms around me and squeezed me tight to you. I could feel your hands sweeping along my body. You knelt down in front of me and began to undress me, **** and you began to *** while I took off my shirt. *** as you tried unsuccessfully to force my huge *** *** Over and over you *** and *** *** You lovingly caressed me with your tongue.

You looked up at me with longing in your eyes. "Please **** ** ***," you begged. You quickly dropped to the ground and pulled off your shorts, ***. "****!" you shouted and ***. *** you were moaning in pleasure. The two of us alone on the beach, the warm air washing over us ***

You were delirious, *** *** *** *** ***! *** *** [etc etc etc]

Finally I think I understand you. Your behaviour almost makes sense now. Rest assured that I will not desert you after our transaction is complete. I will make sure you get all the **** that you need. Why didn't you tell me before? We will "be together and gain at last".

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How will the lad react to really bad gay porn? Check out his subject line. As he writes he becomes more accomodating: "I will force myself to do every thing you want me to do even more than you saw in dream. Think about it."

And he offers phone sex.


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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004
) From: "johnson konah" <johnson2000jj@yahoo.fr>
Subject: Please call a spade, a spade!!! I am ready for you if you can solve my problem.

Dearly Beloved Uncle Johnson S,
Greetings and thanks for your mail and for all the things you have told me, only if they are true. Actually, I do not understand what you are trying to say, but anyhow, it is just a mere dream. I can not just understand what you want, perhaps, you have some thoughts in mind about me, and I do not actually know what to say about it; all depends on you.

Actually, you know we needed some money complete this transaction so that this fund(USD$9.5 Million DOLLARS) will be secured in your account and I will come over to rest with you, but you never wanted to help me with the money asked you to send, then, on that and following what has been happening in this country, I decided to meet the pastor who directed me to the investor who agreed with me to take 10% of the total sum as to loan us some money in your credit card, which you have not sent the needed information, please why.

As I have been telling you, there has been a very big war here in the country as you must have been hearing over the air, media, or even in the sites like, www.midici.com, or, www.radiojam.net, or,www.abidjan.net; or, www.izf.net, or, www.presidence.ci, or, www.laurentgbagbo.net etc, and now every one is in danger and these rebels have started looting finance houses and banks and it is on this that I have been crying to you every day to help me secure this fund and my life to you there.

Well, as you told me you have dreamed, if that will solve this problems and make you help me by sending me the money to either come to you there, and/or, transfer this fund into your bank, then, I won't mind do what I have never thought of, condition can make me to take such a risk if that will make you love me and care for me and send me the needed money to do this or even to come and meet you, b/c I beleive that your dream can not come to reality while we are operating from afar, we must be together there or hear and we must be at ' that your beach' and that must be when we are together, and then can we be together and be at that you' beach ' if you can not help me to be there and how can I be there if this fund is not cleared or transfered so that my mind will be at rest to do every thing you may ask me to do??? Therefore, I want you to think about this and get back to me soonest, I have to tell you that I am now(due my condition here ) read to do even more than you dreamt if you can only help me to transfer this fund to your bank there and 2, help me to come to you, or even send me the ticket fees to come there so that we can see each other vis-à-vis or if you like, you can come down here, if not this war here at present.

I am waiting hear from you, but bear in mind that if you help me, I will force myself to do every thing you want me to do even more than you saw in dream.Think about it.

Please send me you phone number while replying and please call me to hear from you soonest.

Yours very affectionately,
Johnson Jr.
Tel:0022507 345014.
Call me now or give me your number to call you so that we can talk about that your dream if that will make you to help me.I am ready for that due condition I am now.

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

>Actually, I do not understand what you are trying to
>say, but anyhow, it is just a mere dream.

No, it is more than that. It was the revelation of what you really want from me. Do you already have a male lover? You can be honest with me.

>I have to tell you that I am now(due my
>condition here ) read to do even more than you dreamt
>if you can only help me to transfer this fund to your
>bank there

So it sounds like you do indeed understand what our relationship can become. We can have a deep and satisfying relationship. Tell me how you like it best when you are with other men.

I am shocked that you promised some pastor $950,000. For what? He has not done a thing. All you needed to have him do was send me the check for the funds. Why on earth hasn't that been done yet? I'm not going to send my credit card number because you don't need it to send me a check like you said.

I didn't know there was some tribal problem there. I hope you keep your ass safe - and keep it for me. I know you will enjoy having me in your bed. You dream about that, don't you?

Dream of ***ing my ****.
Johnson

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004
Subject: Now, Yes or NO!

Dear Sir,
Greetings and thanks for your mail.
1. I hope you have called a spade , sapde and I have told you that if you can assist me do all these, I will be ok with you-+though I do not know about that before since life, Ok?

2. Yes, I did promised the pastor that sum if he could find an investor for me since you have been dribbling me up and down, yes, but if he can not get investor for me, then, no money will be given to him, Ok?

3. About the investor and the loan now, I have told him and said that there is no way he can send you a cheque for some logistical reasons, but rather, he want to give the laon in your credit card for easy receiption and seding the money to me, so, if you are still want to help me, please send me the information of your credit card for this otherwise, why the need for wasting any more time, Ok?

4. About the relationship;I can take any risk to see that this fund is secured , so if you want me to your bed for any thing' rubbish,' promise me that you will take care of me and take to this and then,you will send me this money which needed to get these documents to have this fund transfered into your bank

soonest.OK? Please, for further information about this fund, please you can contact and talk directly with the bank director-general /president of the bank where this fund is and the lawyer who has been supervising this fund so that you can hear from the horses'mouths soonest.

Bank, Bank of Africa, Abidjan.
E-mail: bankofaf.abj@financier.com
Director-General, Hon.Dr.Diong.D.Yaya.
E-mail: d.yaya@imel.org
Direct line; 0022507 803537.

For the supervisory Attorney;
Barrister Dr.Carlex Morgan, Esq.
Snr.Advocate & Principal Director,
Morgan Legal Chambers& Associates, Abidjan.
E-mail: mlchambers@lawyer.com
or,dr_carlexmorgan@yahoo.com
Direct line;0022505 514 228.

Please talk to these personnel and then get back to me perhaps, they will talk to you, remember that the what is needed to have this fund (USD$9.5 Million Dollars) to your bank is only 3 documents and since then you have been turning me up and down so please try to talk to these people so that they will transfer this fund to you so that I can come down to you to be what ever you may want me to do, if you need more me , send me a camera or some money to make some snaps of pictures you will like on bed and send to you.

waiting to hear from you soonest.
Please let me have your telephone number so that I can call you since you can not call me, which I do not know why

Waiting
johnson jr.

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

My dear sweet boy lover,

>1. I hope you have called a spade , sapde

I'm not familiar with this expression.

>though I do not know about that before since life, Ok?

I'm not clear on your meaning.

>2. ... but if he can not get investor for me, then, no money will be given to him, Ok?

Okay for now, but I am very concerned that you would have promised him $950,000 in the first place!

>3. ... so, if you are still want to help me, please send me the information of your credit card for this otherwise, why the need for wasting any more time, Ok?

How does this work? I have NEVER been paid via MY credit card. It seems to me that if he wants to send me money, he should send me HIS credit card information. It is mind-boggling to me that he cannot send me a check. If he is too stupid to send someone a check, why would you think he is intelligent enough to send the payment to the right account? My account number starts #### - if he can really send me a payment they he should be able to tell you what bank that account is through based on those first numbers.

So he's going to send me a $9.5 million deposit to my credit card, right?

>4. ...so if you want me to your bed for any thing' rubbish,' promise me that you will take care of me...

OF COURSE I will take care of you! And love is not rubbish, it is glorious. The first time you **** ** ***** ** **** *** you will *** without even touching yourself. You will have the most massive ****** of your life when you feel me *** ****.

Send me a photo of you. How many male lovers have you had?

>Please, for further information about this fund, please you can contact and talk directly with the bank director-general /president of the bank where this fund is and the lawyer who has been supervising this fund so that you can hear from the horses'mouths soonest.

I'm not familiar with this expression. How are horses involved in this business?

Which of these is the guy who's going to put the money in my credit card?

Director-General, Hon.Dr.Diong.D.Yaya.

Barrister Dr.Carlex Morgan, Esq.

> remember that the what is needed to have this fund (USD$9.5 Million Dollars) to your bank is only 3 documents

What three documents are you talking about? We already gave them the documents they needed before. There shouldn't be any more needed. If there are, then go down to their offices and fill them out.

>send me a camera or some money to make some snaps of pictures you will like on bed and send to you.

Photos cost pennies. Show me you are serious. Show me where you want me to ***. How deep can you *** ***? Try it with a banana and let me know. Make sure it's a really thick banana; it's going to be so nice to finally meet you and ***. I know you want this as much as I do. It sounds like where you live is dangerous, so let me know when you are in a safer place and we can meet and finally come together.

Your man,
Johnson

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004

Johnson S

I can not understand you, please are you serious not, if you are serious write me back, otherwise, STOP WASTING MY TIME.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ALL THESE RUBBLISH YOU ARE SAYING HERE, all sorts of actrocities you are saying herein, why all these MESS???

BYE IF WE DO NOT HEAR AGAIN.
NON SENSE!!!!!

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Lover,

I have been sick today, I will write in detail tomorrow. I see you did not say how the person would send me the money even though I gave you the banking information.

Love is not an atrocity. Dream of me tonight.

Your man,
Johnson

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Johnson,

I was about to call the lawyer but I'm not sure what you want me to ask him about. You did not answer ANY of my questions. You did not say how the payment would be made. You did not say what documents you were talking about. You did not say who would be paying the money. And you did not say how deep you will be able to ***. I know you are just a boy and such freedom of sexuality may be troubling at first but once you admit you enjoy **** I know you will be freed. It's okay that you are a homosexual. I used to date a black girl so you won't be the first black person I've been with if that's your concern.

I've attached a photo from when we were together so you can get an idea of my size.

As to the lawyer whose name you gave me I am not sure why I would call him since the payment is ready to be made and you have the credit card bank information. I have not hired any lawyer.

Please let me know when you get out of there so we can be together in bliss.

All the best.
Johnson

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004
From: "johnson konah" <johnson2000jj@yahoo.fr>

Subject: Yes!

Johnson S
I can not understand you, please are you serious not, if you are serious write me back, otherwise, STOP WASTING MY TIME.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ALL THESE RUBBLISH YOU ARE SAYING HERE, all sorts of actrocities you are saying herein, why all these MESS???
ARE YOU SERIOUS OR NOT?????????????????

BYE IF WE DO NOT HEAR AGAIN.
NON SENSE!!!!!

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

My little **********,

Why do you never answer my questions?

I gave you the bank information, with that and my name all of the payment information should be known to your person there. I am awaiting the payment.

I hope you enjoyed the photo. Did it make your mouth water?
Sweet dreams my little gay boy...
Johnson

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Just think, he's paying to read this in a public cybercafe.

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004

! How does the money be sent to you since we have been asking you to send the money to the lawyer to get all these legal papers so this Big fund can be cleared out and transfered into your bank, are you read now to send the US$30.800 dollars needed to clear get all these papers out as to make us have access to this fund,please if you are ready now, send it to the lawyer or ro me to take to the lawyer so that he can move to the Ministry of Justice and have all these 3 important documents as requested by the finance house hodling this fund.

waiting to hear from you;
about the sex photo you asked me for, you have made me to snap these rubblish photos only to see if you can send me this USD$30.800 to the lawyer to clear this fund.

waiting
please call me on phone now,
johnson
tel,0022505 518 716.

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He attached several photos from the internet.

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Johnson,

Are you serious? I have been waiting all this time for your person there to send me the money to my account like you said you would do over and over and over. Now what the hell is this about some lawyer fee? This is ridiculous! What is the $30,800 for? I have a lawyer already so we don't need to use one there - and there's no way he'd charge me that much.

I'm sorry to see you have such a small penis.

Please explain exactly what papers you are talking about - since your person didn't send a check AS YOU PROMISED then the whole thing can be done electronically and there is no paperwork required.

It sounds like someone has been telling you a story. Don't pay any lawyer a dime until we get a real explanation.

Hold up a sign with my name on it in your photo so I know it's really you and you're not just playing with my heart...

*** *** ***
Johnson

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The next email from him is off-the-charts bizarre - an end of the year rapture message forwarded from someone else. Why a lad would forward this to a targeted victim who is already skeptical of him escapes the writer.

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004
From: "johnson konah" <johnson2000jj@yahoo.fr>
Subject: The vibration from God are coming to your body anytime now-- READ PLEASE

The 12:12 Stargate has passed and you have raised your consciousness into Paradise. The gifts of this level of consciousness are creative and filled with Love, Joy, Peace and Abundance. You will find a better connection to yourselves and to the Divine.

You need to understand that the raising of your vibrations was created from Love and that all that you create will need to be done from your hearts and souls, not from your social conditioning or minds. The harmony of your hearts and minds is now complete, but you will still need to keep yourself and your mind in check and not allow your mind to take control as this will only cause resistance and frustration.

So many of you have been waiting for all that you feel to manifest on a physical level and we tell you that in the next few days and weeks miracles will appear and your hopes and dreams will manifest in a physical form. There is much cause for celebration, but we suggest that you allow yourself time to rest and to fully integrate into the new energy and adjust to working with this energy.

There will be a feeling of time speeding up on certain aspects of your lives and there will also be a feeling of time taking forever. Again we remind you of Divine Timing and we urge you not to force things as when the vibrations are balanced and your vibration matches the vibration of your wish the two will meet in Divine Timing. The more you resist and the more you try to force things, the longer the wait for a vibrational match.

Learn to have faith and to trust that all will happen as you have requested, but perhaps not at the time that you want it to happen. We see what is in your hearts and we are working at helping you to manifest your desires.

Be very clear about what you wish for, as now is a very powerful time and your wishes and dreams will manifest far more quickly in the physical. Take time to really know yourself and your heart so that you are able to truthfully state your intentions. Look carefully at your reasons, are they all loving, are they only for good, your good and the good of others?

Are you open to receiving all that is rightfully yours as a being of Light and Love? Have you allowed yourself the opportunity to let go of old patterns and negative thought forms? There have been many opportunities for you to have done this, but have you allowed yourself? Have you allowed it to manifest into your lives and the way that you live your life?

Be completely truthful and honest with yourself as we are working with you, guiding you and helping you in all ways to create your Paradise!

You are Home, Angels!

With lots of Love and Blessings,
AA Michael
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Here are several excerpts from Marianne Williamson's new book 'Marianne Williamson's Thoughts'...

When things in the world are troubling, our need is not to join in the chaos, but to cleave to the peace within. The only way to gain power in a world that is moving too fast is to learn to slow down. And the only way to spread one's influence wide is to learn to go deep. The world we want for ourselves and our children will not emerge from electronic speed but rather from spiritual stillness that takes root in our souls. Then, and only then, will we create a world that reflects the heart instead of shattering it.

A New Beginning It is an article of faith that God always has a plan. No matter what craziness humanity has fallen into, He has always delivered us ultimately to the peace that lies beyond. Today, we can stand in the midst of the great illusions of the world and by our very presence dispel them. As we cross the bridge to a more loving orientation; as we learn the lessons of spiritual transformation and apply them in our personal lives we will become agents of change on a tremendous scale. By learning the lessons of change, internally and externally, each of us can participate in the great collective process in which the people of the world, riding a wave of enlightened understanding, see the human race on a destructive course and turn it around in time. To some this might feel like the period of a Great End, perhaps even at times an Armageddon, but in fact this is the time of a Great Beginning. It is time to die to who we used to be and to become instead who we are capable of being. That is the gift that awaits us now: the chance to becoming who we really are. And that is the miracle: the gift of change. ===== Today I got to speak with The King Of Swords for just about a minute as he has been very busy! He told me to expect to see Mike Malloy suddenly show up unannounced on Democracy Now! with Amy Goodman as something 'BIG' is being planned. Mike will speak about 'The Bush Crime Family' and their ties to Hitler's Thule Society which is still in existence today. This society believes they are 'divinely ordained' to remove the masses of those with lessor/or inferior DNA from the planet by cleansing! This is what they called 'The Ultimate Solution' in Nazi Germany and right now they are doing it in it Iraq and they have their sights on 'cleansing' the entire Muslim world! The King Of Swords told me they even want to remove any 'alien' or 'off world' beings! However, as The King said---"INTERVENTION IS ALREADY HERE! Earth Mother herself has asked for and been granted 'TOTAL INTERVENTION' and THE SHIPS ARE ALREADY IN OUR SKIES EVERYWHERE!" In fact, last evening during 'the night work' I was taken to have a speak with Commander Lord Enki and his brother Commander Lord Enlil on their Draconian Ship. They told me they have come to Earth to collect their wayward children who have not 'listened with their hearts'! They told me these ones are 'Intergalactic War Criminals' and they will be taken into custody and charged with 'Crimes Against Humanity and The Universe' according to Draconian Law which is much more severe than Galactic Law or Earth Law! Lord Enki told me---"Right now our ships are stationed over all major Iraqi cities where they are in full readiness. They are calibrating The Star Gates and at the right moment they will suddenly de-cloak and everyone shall see! Let's just say----'the fleeing armies and forces will have to comply'!" Then today on The Randi Rhoades Show Thom Hartmann was filling in. He had a man come on 'the air' who was calling The ACLU a communist organization that must be abolished! Thom just about blew his cork and told this man how grossly mis-informed he was and that he is really working for 'the cons'! Thom talked about how our world has become just like it was in the time of Charles Dickens where the rich have become The Absolute Ruling Class, while the poor are stubble to be walked on and used as slaves---for profit only! In fact he said the corporations of Scrooge and Marley have taken over and Bob Kratchit and Tiny Tim are out of luck! 'Welcome to the World Of Charles Dickens everyone!' We need 'a change here people'! The people are doing it---IT IS BEING HEARD!
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The following was sent by Patricia B. of the SSN...............

Kirael 2005 Predictions

http://www.kirael.com/KSR/ksr1204.html

KIRAEL: This year of 2005 is the one you will be talking about for the next four or five of your years. In 2005 three of your major entities will undergo almost complete reformation: the art of politics, the well-entrenched dogma of your religions, and the huge cover up of that magical spell you are under called the medical world (and believe me, this one will shake the rafters).

At the end of 2005 you will refer back to this writing and ask, Master Kirael, why didn't you tell us the whole of it? Why did you just uncover the first few layers of a world that was about to turn upside down? The answer to that, my friends, is that the final chapters have not been carved in stone as yet. What I will tell you is that, at this time, you are just seeing the tip of the iceberg.

'Tis a planetary awakening that will happen in 2005 with such influence that it will realign the most progressive of thinkers into a force that will cause your political system to enter its final phase under its current way of thinking. Under the new paradigm of energy, those wanting to be politically influential will begin to seek their base as early as mid-year. And they will know that they must be living under the same understanding as the rest of "We the People" and that they will truly need a finger on the pulse of change.

Their old cronies will not stand for them any more, and they will feel the power of this new awakening surging through the average being of the world-and I am not talking just about the Americas. Because the current of understanding will be so enriched with knowing, no one will dare use the old spin-doctors for fear of their lives-that's right, lads and lasses, fear for their political lives.

We the People will see through the lies and deceit so fast that recovery of the "old boy network" will become nonexistent. Early in 2005 the ability to bluff through arrogant text and the verbal misuse of the trust placed in them will not be tolerated, and in this light the world sees its first recognition of a great shift in consciousness. We the People take charge of their lives in such force that it looks like the hundredth monkey theory in action.

I will set the pace of these predictions with the following prophecy: In your 2008 elections (and don't start thinking that is so far off), the U.S. will either be privileged to have its first female president or, short of that, a male that is so balanced you won't even consider his sexual persuasion because you will hear him proudly proclaim to be a spiritualist. That's right, it will be the first election contrived, propagated and finally won by a surge of independent believers, who, by the way, will be quite different than your current independent types. In this way you will get your first glimpse of the Great Shift in consciousness. Soon into 2005 a third party of the former "silent majority" will surge to greater recognition and never once look back.

'Tis a platform to be based on truth, trust, and a grand passion for We the People like you have not seen since the founding fathers so innocently set the United States of America in motion. Many will reread the piece of paper called the Constitution with a new enthusiasm. In the early parts of 2005, as you open your eyes to seeing many of your rights erode, so will you also become aware of a new balance of fearless groups of lightworkers with the tenacity to see this shift into its own awakening. Tell your political friends to seek change or a new way of life.

The current religions of the world are in for a bit of an upset, as the very first parts of the new year will see many renewing their search for the meaning of the Creator. Many who now sit on the fence of indecision will finally move towards forgetting the dogma of a vengeful God and begin to recognize the gift humanity has in the realizing of a Creator that allows for errors to be made and does not think of retribution. What the Creator does allow is for one to keep repeating the same lesson plan in different forms until they get it right. Suffering through the same lesson plans over and over is optional.

In 2005 some of the stranger unfoldings will be the beginning stages of We the People remembering that matter projections, such as weather patterns, can be influenced by mass thought. This type of belief will work its way towards acceptance, and discoveries such as these will be setting the stage for many innovative, proactive awakenings of We the People, and in that light the world reaches a new crescendo in this new year. This also will be setting the stage for further developments, such as integrative medicine.

(Now, you might as well be telling your friends who you are and what you know about healing. Tell them about the full measure of the four levels of healing-the physical, the emotional, the mental and the spiritual. This may be a bit of a reach for you, yet I'm thinking that you truly don't have a lot of alternatives this year.)

The genius mind will prevail in the alerting of the most senior medical tacticians, proving once again that medical costs are derivative of a bureaucratic establishment, and in order to preserve the so-called medical system that currently chokes the life out of the average human, they must begin to reduce the dependency on the medical world.

In the seeking of integrative practices, these same doctors will be so much better off in cooperation with the integrative way of life that they will not hesitate to be of service to We the People in that way. That's right; in 2005 the MD [medical doctor] will be the greatest ally of We the People. Money for integrative healers will be available in a form of coverage yet un-shelved by the politicos. It is already there; they just truly don't want you to see it until they are left with absolutely no other recourse-or better said, until they can squeeze the last drop of financial worth from the system.

In 2005 the religions of the world will be rethinking the struggle to keep their followers in one level of thinking and begin recruiting drives that are unprecedented in modern day history. They will use the "new wave" concept in attempting to appropriate followers from their counterpart's rank and file. This will be causing a bit of a swell of new thinkers who will seek in earnest for a new way of seeing the dogma they have used for years.

The general thinking of churches will be to truly become sanctuaries-not places to hide but moreover locations where people will come together to search for the true meaning of the Creator force. It has taken centuries to land the people where they are now in their belief systems, and in 2005 little community churches will sprout up like wildflowers. The new ministers of these safe havens will know that their responsibility is to create a space where We the People can learn and grow in a spiritual nature-not just based on what they know but what the whole of the congregation knows. Support will come from within as they need it.

Peace movements will have some of the appearances of the nineteen sixties, but instead of the hippies of that generation taking the lead, it will be more of a grassroots campaign led by the mothers of the world. No, it will not just be mothers with children; in fact it will not even be solely female. What it will be are those people who believe that peace is possible and in that, they will be following the age-old thinking that a mother would use. They will say, "No more! No more killing of my sons. No more hurting of Mother Earth!" It will be a movement that will rock the nations. They will not accept the borders laid down by ancestors. They will ask for and receive from those they have birthed into this world an explanation of just what is going on, and they will get answers.

This 2005 will be seen as a year of small gatherings that, when necessary, will begin to join forces. Not to cause bedlam in the overmastermind. Not to bring chaos into the powers that have chosen to share only what they think the people can handle. These little groups will be so swift in motion that, with an instant's notice, they can bring huge masses of the population together for a cause and then simply meld back into their individual awakenings when they have completed their undertaking. This is the year where We the People have your best chance at change.

The stage is set for those with the greatest intent to bring a new measure of leadership to focus. How then does this smaller group bring change to the few that have always strived for control for so long? How can those choosing to find peace through new means intend to influence the small infestation of men who have taken it upon themselves to set the standard of how the masses will live? It is a new movement, my friends, that will sweep the world in this coming year of 2005, and they will unite in a fashion that has seldom, if ever, stood so proud enough to say, "I am just plain tired of the secrets, lies and spins that we have been fed for so long, and I demand change."

The energy of 2005 is transition, a change to the understanding that We the People are finally going to take charge of their own destiny, and in that light the most beautiful aspects of this Great Shift in consciousness will prevail. No more will doom and gloom cloud your thinking. Now is the time to realize that, through your individual intent to heal, the world can begin to see a new hope for the future. Do it now my friends!
Johnson

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JOHNSON KONAH

From: "johnson konah" <johnson2000jj@yahoo.fr>
Subject: Those who are not serious always remain so, but why????

youngman,
look if you are not reay to send this money to my lawyer to get all these 3 legal and important documents needed to clear this fund and transfer it into your bank account, please i advise you stop wasting my dear time ok,
bye if we do not hear again,
johnson.

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004
From: "johnson konah" <johnson2000jj@yahoo.fr>
Subject: Don't be a joker please

Johnson S

YES, THE money I am teling you is for the 3 important /logal documents as requestd by the Bank,and he lawyer and b/c you are always afraid of talking to your fello men, that is why you can call them to hear from the horse's mouth, is it that you can not speak english or that you can not write any official mail to these people that is why you are duldging to contact them, please I hope you are a man and they are men too, email or call them, so that they can tell you why the money, they have told me and I have been informing you, but still you keep on asking,please try to be serious and fast about this and never you be a joker as I am not one
thanks
johnson.

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Lover, Why can you not tell me the names of the documents you are paying them for? Surely you know them. I am very uncomfortable with you being so secretive about such a critical thing. It seems like you are hiding this from me.

So when I call them, I have nothing to ask them about since you have never told me what to ask them about. See the position you put me in???

I am still waiting for a photo from you showing my name so I know you are not just playing a game with my affections.

The year is almost over and my credit account still has not received the promised payment.

Yours
Johnson

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JOHNSON KONAH

Dear Johnson S,
greetings and thanks for you normal sex stoies which does not move since you do not want to send the 30.800 Euros to the lawyer as the money needed to get all these 3 important documents which will enable the bank to transfer this fund(USD$9.5) to your bank account there so that I can come to you there for you to 'chew' me if you like, but since you can not do this why are you still disturbing me.

I have given you the contacts of the Lawyer who has been supervising this fund and that of the bank where this fund was deposited in a suspence account by my later father, but to my greatest surprise, you call yourself a man, but you can not be bold enough to call them, or even email them, of is it that you can not write the grammar they will under or what, then, why can you call them, are they going to kill you on phone,or via email? why are you afraid of your fellom men?? Tell me my Johnson??

Well, here are their contacts again if you will be bold to email/call them,
For the bank,
Bank of Africa,Abidjan.
E-mail: bankofaf.abj@financier.com
Director-General /President, One, Hon.Dr.Diong D.Yaya.
Direct email, d.yaya@imel.org
Direct line, 0022507 803537.

For the Lawyer,
One Barrister Dr.Carlex Morgan, Esq.
Snr.Advocate & Principal Director,
Morgan Legal Chambers & Associates, Abidjan.
E-mail: lawyer.lawyer@lawyer.com
Direct email; dr_carlexmorgan@yahoo.com
Direct line; 0022505 514 228.

So, for the three Important documents I have been telling you, these are what the bank asked the lawyer to inform you of but since you are afraid to talk to the lawyer then , he says that you must call him, and since you are afraid to talk to him, I went to him to ascertain the information and these are,
1.Certification of the Change of the ownership of the fund into your name, this must come from the Ministry of Justice. COST-1.350 EUROS ONLY.

2.The Transfer certificate/Forms, Form the bank. COST, 1.750 EUROS ONLY.

3.The Transfer Warrant( From the Ministry of Finance here)

So, talk to the lawyer for details.
Waiting to hear from you soonest.
Johnson jr.
J.J.

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Not wasting $$ calling a scammer = fear. Yeah, right, got it.

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Lover,
I have been away on holiday for a few days - no email, no phones, just sun and sand. So, sorry for the delay in replying.

I really wish you would quit jumping to conclusions about me and saying things that are not true about what I want or do not want to do. I am glad that you have FINALLY provided the names of the documents that you had the attorney draft. I am headed out now to a party but will get an email off to the attorney quickly. Please do not delay with such matters in the future, it only bogs things down.

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

to DR. CARLEX MORGAN

Greetings. I have been asked by my associate, Johnson Konah, to contact you regarding work you performed on his behalf. Evidently there is some documentation work which you have not completed. Please provide me with a detailed list of the documents you are working on and their expected completion dates.

Kind regards
Johnson S

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DR. CARLEX MORGAN

From: "Morgan Legal Chambers Abidjan" <lawyer.lawyer@lawyer.com>
Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004
Subject: Mlchambers/Johson/Johnson/xxx1

Attention:
Dear Mr.Johnson S,

Compliments of the seasons!

Thanks for contacting our Chambers and I over this long matter hanging here in our office since months ago.

Happy that you have contacted us today. Do let me know your readiness cum seriousness of this your approach and if you really ready to effect this transfer.

Let me know how far you must have gone with the Director-General of the Bank where this fund is,
Bank of Africa, Abidjan.
E-mail: bankofaf.abj@financier.com
Director-General,
Hon.Dr.Diong D.Yaya,
Direct line: 0022507 803537
Direct email: d.yaya@imel.org

Concerning your request on the documentations, I have told your assoicates, Johnson about these documents and the corresponding fees, but Lo and Behold, nothing positive has been done on them since then, rather he keeps on telling me that you will call me, you will email me, you will contact me, you will reach me, etc, without you doing any of the mentioned promises.

Here are the 3 needed documents and the all will come from the Higher quartters,

1.The Certificate for the Change of Ownership-1.350 euros only.This comes from the Ministry of Justice.

2. The Bank Transfer Form-cost, 1.750 euros only.

3.The Transfer Warranty , which must come from the Ministry of Finance here, this is just the Order for transfer to banks here.-20.000 euros.

4.Then, handlings, costing,,,7.700 euros.

These are what must be done for the execution of the Transfer.

Let me know if you have any helping question. Once again, thanks for contacting our chambers and I promise to give you the best of our services only if you can cooperate with our " modus operandis".

Yours faithfully,
Barrister Dr.Carlex Morgan, Esq.
Snr.Advocate & Principal Director,
Morgan Legal Chambers & Associates, Abidjan.
official/legal/Supervisory Attorney-in-Charge.
Tel,0022505 514 228.

Cc to,
Our office systems/files/systems.

NB, Let me have your full and complete name and contact address + your phone and fax numbers while replying.

[seems to have sent this twice]

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Barrister Morgan,

Thank you for your letter. I take umbrage at your characterization of the business as I have just recently even heard of you. As to the business:

1. It is not clear to me if you have done the work you list. You do not say if any of it is done.

2. As is common business practice, no payment will be made until work is complete.

3. You failed to provide your office address. Please provide that in your next correspondence.

4. My dealings with the banker are absolutely none of your concern. I have had nothing to communicate with him since you have not yet produced any of the documentation.

5. Your handling charges are exorbitant and unwarranted and will not be paid.

I await your completed work and the associated invoice. I am sure that your future communications will not include implied slanders against me. After all, I should point out that you have never contacted me prior to today.

Lastly, my address is 245 Murray Dr, Bldg 410, Washington, DC 20223. All correspondence should be sent to that address, as should all documents. I do not use faxes as they tend to provide inferior copies and are not accepted for banking transactions in this part of the US.

Regards
Johnson S

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004

Dear Uncle Johnson,
Greetings and thanks for your mail and for the information you will contact the attorney, please kndly contact him and and let me know when he replies you and please be very fast with him, please never you mention to him all sex words please,that Attorney is ' a no nonsense man", please try to tell him that you want this fund to be transfered soonest and then, try and send him the money needed for these 3 important documents so that he can go and obtain them.

If you have any more question on these documents, please ask him but please try to send this 30.800 euros to him so that he can get all these from there places they are and forward them to the bank for the transfer. please I want to hear from you soonest. as soon as you send this money,30.800 euros to the attorney by the wester union , he will fastly get all these documents and then move them to then bank and the bank will then, effect this transfer of this big fund(USD$9.5 Million) into your account you have sent and then, as soon as you confirm receipt of it in your bank, then,I will fly down to you there and be with you and spend the rest of my life with you. Remember that every thing depends now on when you send this 30.800 euros to the lawyer for this documents.

Hope to hear from you when your contact the lawyer and the bank as you have their contacts.
Yours very sincerely,
Johnson Jr.

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

I finally heard from this lawyer guy. What street corner did you find him on? He wants 7,700 euros just to mail a few documents. **** that. I think he is trying to take advantage of you because you are just a young gay man. I have replied back to him asking for further clarification since his email was so completely unprofessional. He didn't ask about Western Union - I'm shocked to hear you mention for the obvious reasons.

Dream of me my little ***-bucket!
J.

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DR. CARLEX MORGAN

Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004

Dear Mr.Johnson S

Thank you for your letter. I take umbrage at your characterization of the business as I have just recently even heard of you. As to the business: THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL TOO.

1. It is not clear to me if you have done the work you list. You do not say if any of it is done.
IT IS NOT ME WHO WILL DO ALL THESE, THE SAID /MENTIONED DOCUMENTS ARE THERE ALREADY DONE AT THE MINISTRIES AND WHAT WE WANT TO DO IS TO GO AND PAY for THEM AND COLLECT THEM.2 OF THEM WILL BE SENT TO YOU FILL AND RETURN WHILE THE OTHER 3RD ONE WILL BE BE SENT DIRECTLY TO THE BANK FROM THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE IF THE COST IS PAID AND ALL RECEIPT ARE ISSUED AS SOON AS THE PAYMENT IS MADE, DO YOU NEED TO ISSUE RECEIPT /invoice B/4 PAYMENT OF AFTER PAYMENT THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY????

2. As is common business practice, no payment will be made until work is complete.
THE WORK IS ALREADY READY COMPLETED WAITING FOR YOU TO SEND THE REQUIRED MONEY TO GO AND COLLECT THEM, THERE ARE THERE ALREADY DONE-ONLY TO GO AND PAY FOR THEM AND COLLECT THEM-PERIOD!

3. You failed to provide your office address. Please provide that in your next correspondence.
MY OFFICE ADDRESS IS, AV.25, RUE 25, BINGERVILLE, ABIDJAN , IVORY COAST.AFRICA.

4. My dealings with the banker are absolutely none of your concern. I have had nothing to communicate with him since you have not yet produced any of the documentation. IT NOT ME THAT WILL PROVIDE THESE BUT RATHER YOU, AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE REQUIRED MONEY, I WILL DRIVE TO THE MINISTRY AND HAVE IT, AFTERALL, ONE OF THEM WILL COME FROM THE BANK, THE TRANSFER FORM. WHILE THE OTHER WILL GO FROM THE MINISTRY DIRECTLY TO THE BANK.SO ALL DEPENDS ON YOU AND THE BALL IS ON YOUR COURT.

5. Your handling charges are exorbitant and unwarranted and will not be paid.WHY? IF THIS CAN NOT BE PAID NOW, PERHAPS, THEREAFTER!DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ASKED TO DO FIRST.

I await your completed work and the associated invoice. I am sure that your future communications will not include implied slanders against me. After all, I should point out that you have never contacted me prior to today.
THE COMPLETED/ASSOSICATE INVOICE WILL COME AFTER PAYMENT AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION NOT FROM MY OFFICE, BUT FROM THE MINISTRY WHEN THE CERTICATES ARE PAID FOR AND COLLECT, PAYMENTS COME BEFORE THE INVOICE IS ISSUED.

Lastly, my address is 245 Murray Dr, Bldg 410, Washington, DC 20223. All correspondence should be sent to that address, as should all documents. I do not use faxes as they tend to provide inferior copies and are not accepted for banking transactions in this part of the US.
YES, YOU WILL HAVE THEM ANY HOW AND ANY WHERE YOU WANT THEM WHEN YOU PAY FOR THEM AS THERE IS NO WAY TO HAVE THEM WITHOUT PAYMENT-NEVER.

I hope I have answered you very satisfactorily, but do not hesitate to get back to me if you still have a helping +positive question.
Barrister Dr.Carlex Morgan, Esq.
Tel,0022505 514 228.
NB, It's seems you have no telephone /fax numbers, is this possible????? You call me since you do not want some to call you.

Regards
Johnson S.

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That was such an astoundingly stupid reply that the hammer is prepared...

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004
From: "johnson konah" <johnson2000jj@yahoo.fr>
Subject: What is happening Sir?

Dear Uncle Johnson S,
Greetings and thanks for your mail.
I am highly confused why you are saying all these to this lawyer, have you known him before? or have you querrelling with him before, ? if not why all these thing to him?

Please I do not know what you mean by the Western union and what brought about that, please, I want you to,try all you can to cooperate with this lawyer please, if you can not pay his fees, you can leave it then,when the transfer is done, we can pay him, about where he works, try to ask him any question you want to.

Let me know when you send him the money please so that I can go to his office to meet him to follow him to the places to get all the papers/documents and to the bank as well.

thanks
johson jr.

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Johnson,

Where is his office? He is completely unprofessional. Are you sure he actually has an office? He speaks like someone with a 10-yr-old's education who lives in the street. He doesn't even know where his own address is.

Thx sweetie.
Johnson

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DR. CARLEX MORGAN

From: "Morgan Legal Chambers Abidjan" <lawyer.lawyer@lawyer.com>
CC: bankofaf.abj@financier.com
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004
Subject: Mlchambersd/Abj/See the Cert.+Form

Dear Sir,

Having spoken with the bank director today after emailing you, I was requested to go for the Certificate and now that I am back, the Director , Dr.Yayay has advised me to send the certificate to you + the bank Transfer Form.

Here are them , so fill them and retrun them with the cost so that we can move to the Ministry of Finance to submit them as to apply for the Transfer Warranty.

Barrister Dr.Carlex Morgan, Esq.

Snr.Advocate & Prinicipal Director,

Morgan Legal Chambers & Associates, Abidjan.

(Supervisory Attorney in charge)

Tel; 0022505 514 228

cc to ,

Bank D-G.

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Time to congratulate him on his stupidity:

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Sir:

Regarding this statement:

PAYMENTS COME BEFORE THE INVOICE IS ISSUED.

This is perhaps the stupidest thing anyone has ever written. Congratulations on this feat.

Payments are made to pay for invoiced items. The invoice ALWAYS comes first, in EVERY business transaction.

Anyone who is so stupid as to write that statement above is not qualified to represent my interests in this matter.

You are fired. My associate and I will seek a real lawyer instead of you.

Kind Regards
Johnson S.

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Johnson,

Sorry, I had to fire the lawyer for his gross incompetence. I will find another lawyer in Abidjan who can assist us. Also, I finally heard from the bank director but he thought the money was $10.5, not 9.5 so perhaps the interest has accumulated.

Johnson

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Sir:

Since you insist on mailing me two copies of every email from each account, I am sending this reminder:

I never hired you. You have never done any work on my behalf.

On behalf of me and my associate, you are fired. Your gross incompetence is unforgivable in legitimate business.

Johnson S

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Like most real lawyers, Dr Carlex Morgan curses me:

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DR. CARLEX MORGAN

Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004
Subject: Mlchambers/Abj/You are right!

I thought I a reasonable IDIOT has contacted me, not knowing that you are just the most hopeless Fool in the world.

Do not reply this unless you a wolf otherwise, WOE betide an idiot like you and curse be upon you and where you come from, Idiot.

Nonsense!

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

You can't even put a sensible sentence together, you idiot. Go back to begging children for money you pathetic moron.

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004
Subject: are you crazy or what???

why did you write my lawyer like, what do you mean, you mean you sent this mail to him?
are you well at all????

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

He wasn't a real lawyer. Don't worry, I have protected you from his treachery! He cannot take advantage of you just because you are a young gay man! You have to stop thinking about sucking the ****s of these men and keep your head in the business or else they will try to take advantage of you.

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I save him from the fake lawyer and this is the thanks I get...

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004

NEVER NEVER NEVER YOU AGAIN EMAIL ME FUCK OFF-YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
GET OUT, HOMO -HOMO-HOMO-
YOU WILL NEVER SEE WHAT YOU WANT-HOMO-HOMO-HOMO.
FUCK YOU, HE-GOAT.
YOU INSULTED MY LAWYER, HOMO-HOMO-HOMO
JOKER LIKE YOU.
NEVE NEVER NEVER WRITE ME AGAIN.ELP

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He sent that 5 separate times.

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Why are you defending that idiot who was trying to steal your money?

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

I am coming to Abidjan later this month, and I had hoped to see you. I think when we meet face to face we will understand each others' needs further. See the attached.

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Mon, 3 Jan 2005

It is a homo like you who is an idiot, fool, mother fucker , here is where you are fucking that you wretched mother and father, woe betide idiot like you, get out, do not contact me again,
Foooooooooooooooooooooool.

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Why are you speaking this way my little ****-****ing lover? Look at the photo I sent you of my massive [edited out the rest, it's more gay porn for him to read in the cybercafe]

Thank GOD I saved you from that fake lawyer so we can be together and now have your money stolen by that idiot.

We will be together soon, my love, and I will plow your ass and mouth like a farmer plows a virgin field.

Swallow hard, your mouth is watering again...
Johnson

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JOHNSON KONAH

Date: Tue, 4 Jan 2005

WOE BETIDE YOU, CURSE BE UPON YOU FOR EVER AND EVER.IDIOT.HOMM-HOMO-HOMO
FOOOL,WHY CAN'T YOU STOP¬WRITING ME? IDIOT LIKE YOU.HE-GOAT.FOOL, THIEF.MKPI.

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UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

takes an educated guess at Johnson's real first name:

Obinna, why can't you admit you are a homosexual? You promised to let me **** your ass and your mouth repeatedly! Are you not a man of your word?

Obinna, you are a pathetic 419 scammer. You really suck at it. Hopefully your career as a gay prostitute brings you some money because you are too stupid to make a living holding a real job, mugu.

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In response to that, he sent a blank email. He's finally speechless.

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