From: larisa005@terra.es
Sent: Sat, 17 Mar 2007
Subject: WITH BEST REGARD, REPLY
Dear Friend,
My name is Mrs. Larisa Nitskaya, personal secretary to Mr. Boris Mikhail Khodorkovsky, the arrested Chairman/CEO of Yukos Oil and Bank Menatep SPB in Russia.I have the documents of a large amount of funds which he handed over to me before he was detained and now been tried in Russia for financing political parties (the union of right forces, led by Boris Nemtsov and yabloko, a liberal/social democratic party led by gregor yavlinsky) opposed to the government of Mr. Vladmir Putin, the president thereby leading to the freezing of his finances and assets.
After searching through the books of your country's chambers of commerce and industries here in Russia i am contacting you to assist me to re-profile the funds and equally invest same on his behalf. The total amount of funds to be re-profiled is forty six million dollars (usd$46,000,000.00) and you will be paid 10% for your management services.
As soon as i receive your acceptance, i will send you the necessary details and my identification.
Yours sincerely,
Mrs.Larisa Nitskaya.
Nb: you can read more of his ordeal from:
http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2005/03/29/58914.html
http://www.interfax.ru/e/b/politics/28.html?id_issue=11261041
http://www.supportmbk.com
http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/mikhail-khodorkovsky
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Mrs Nitskaya,
Your email came to my young sons email box, and he has forwarded it to me for my approval.I am VERY interested in helping you, please remit further information and instruction. I await your reply eagerly,
Yours,
Bernadette Devlin
MRS. LARISA NITSKAYA
Received: from [193.219.222.137] <-- Startech Connections, Abuja, Nigeria
Date: Tue, 20 Mar 2007
From: Larisa Nitskaya <larisa_nitskaya0@yahoo.com>
Dear Bernadette Devlin,
Am sorry for the delay. Top of the day to you, thank you very much for your response. It became necessary for me to seek your assistance.
MY SOURCE OF FUND:
This fund was a contract for an oil blockade in Turkey, I fronted a company before my boss was locked up, The company which I fronted made supplies to the American oil merchant. The total contract sum was $1.4 Billion USD. The American merchant has collected his payment but I was unable to collect mine because of the problem with My boss Mr. Mikhail Khodorvorsky.
YOUR ROLE:
All I need from you is to assist me make claims of some funds totaling US$46 Million which is a payment of a contract I executed in Turkey with an American Oil Merchant. These funds had already left the shore of Russia to a bank in Europe for onward disbursement to the said merchant and mine before the arrest of Mr. Mikhail Khodorkovsky, is currently lying unclaimed following the arrest of my ex-boss. You will have to stand as the sole beneficiary of the above quoted sum and I will re-profile the funds with your name, which will enable the bank transfer the fund to you, upon your opening an account with them. This will allow for internal transfer without much awareness and much cost, from this said account you will be able to withdraw this fund gradually to your personal account in your country for safe keeping until my arrival. I have decided to relocate to Africa continent and never to be connected to any of Mikhail Khodorkovsky conglomerates.
As Soon as I confirm your readiness to conclude the transaction with me, I will provide you with the bank's details. I will be willing to give you 20% of total sum after successful transfer; also I have in my possession every necessary legal document to backup your claim. All I require is your honest cooperation. So, should you be interested please send me with the following details;
FULL NAME OF BENEFICIARY.......
AGE OF BENEFICIARY....................
CONTACT ADDRESS OF BENEFICIARY...........
PHONE AND FAX NUMBER OF BENEFICIARY.........
Any personal identification document e.g Drivers license or International passport.
To assure you of my commitments, legitimacy of the business and no identity theft, I have attached a copy of my international passport to this message for your peruse. I want you to see yourself as partner in this transaction, as I have perfected all modalities to actualize this transaction.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Larisa.
['TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU'? LOL UH OH HAVE I BEEN OUTTED AS AN IRISH WOMAN?? HERES 'HER' PASSPORT:]
[The last name on the passport is not Nitskaya. Close, but no cookie. Oh, the mugosity.]
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Larisa,
Do you like music? I like this song so much that I cant get it out of my head! Thought I would check to see if you liked it also, after all, If we're going into business together, we should nurture our common interests.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bxyh6Flvzg8
Your friend,
Bernadette Devlin
[THE LINK I SENT HER GOES TO YOUTUBE TO A VIDEO I'M CERTAIN YOU KNOW WELL, ITS CALLED 'I CHOP YOUR DOLLAR', THE REFRAIN BEING '419 IS JUST A GAME, I AM THE WINNER, YOU ARE THE LOSER, YOU ARE THE MUGU, I AM THE MASTER' HEEHEE SHE MAY NOT EVEN CLICK THE LINK AND I CAN KEEP PLAYING, BIT THICK, THESE PEOPLE.
HUGS, BERNADETTE]
[After being sent a link to a video about scams, it really didn't seem like "Larisa" would be back in touch, but the Lads never cease to amaze.]
MRS. LARISA NITSKAYA
Wed, 21 Mar 2007
What does that got to do with my proposal to you?
How do u mean?
Thank you.
Larisa
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Larisa,
I just like that song is all, I was trying to be friendly with you. I am interested in the business at hand, however my situation is kind of unique, I belong to a group called Posse Comitatus, you can look us up on the web for more info. We live in a compound in south eastern Oregon, it is VERY rugged country, we have some problems with your needs but quite possibly we are also uniquely capable of helping you out, I will try and explain.
We dont use phones, the leader of our group has a cell phone for emergencies only, and we have no fax equipment. what we DO have is a very secure area, complete with underground bunkers, 5 years worth of food, weapons, and cash. We have a fleet of jeeps we can use to go into town if need be, but we try and be as self contained as possible, we grow all our own vegetables and have our own wind powered electricity.
So while we must contain our communication to the computer, we have the means to help you in many ways, from financial to security issues. Some members of our sect are racists, but we are for sure not! Who would bother hating people for race or color when there are so many scoundrels around that will rip off an old ladies last dollar!??
I do not have a passport, when I was younger one was not required to leave the US if you were only going to Mexico or Canada, which is the furthest my travels have taken me, post 9/11, of course, the rules have changed but I haven't gotten one. I do have an identification card and a drivers license, of course we had to turn these over to our leader, as we do not believe the government has any right to tell us what to do and what papers to carry!
Our group is communal but we do have a leader, Hugh Jassol. If I were to move forward with this in any way, I would have to include him in the deal, as he has ultimate control of all of our resources. He is a serious minded man and I am sure he would want to help you as well.
One question, How do you know that when I got the money, I wouldn't keep it all? I wouldn't do that of course, but how do you know you can trust me with such a large amount of money? It would be nice if there were people who still believed in the fates and God has led you to me, but I'm not sure if that is why you chose me.
Sorry this is long, I really want to help very much.
Best Wishes,
Bernadette Devlin
P.S. ~I would be careful messing around in Turkey, If I were you, You might end up like that nice boy Billy in the 'Midnight Express' movie. Our leader, Hugh Jassol, spent some time in a Turkish prison, and made a name for himself there, If you know what I mean!
[HI AGAIN, SCAMORAMA! WELL I THOUGHT I LOST HER, SHE FINALLY LOOKED AT THE VIDEO, BUT A QUICK APOLOGY AND WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS! I'M HOPING MY HINTS ABOUT STOCKPILES OF READY CASH WILL OFFSET HER CONCERN ABOUT ME NOT HAVING A PHONE OR FAX, ERIN GO BRAGHLESS! HUGS, BERNADETTE.]
MRS. LARISA NITSKAYAFri, 23 Mar 2007
I clicked on the link from before, you think I am scam? I will find another to help me. Sorry you didn't want the money.
Thank you.
Larisa
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Larisa,
No no no, you misunderstood me! I was only saying I liked the song.....well okay maybe a little bit I thought it was a scam, But its not every day someone offers you a pantload of cash!
I assure you, I am as honest and sincere as you are!
Please accept my apology for any implication that I might have made, I'm sure you are a fine upstanding example of soviet womanhood, my commradette! I myself am a socialist, we're a lot like communists, except we read more, drink less, and avoid things like waiting in line for toilet paper.
I examined your first letter carefully and now believe you, I didn't notice before all the links you gave me so I could check out your story, If you were lying, how could you have links to a true story? It must be true!
I hope we can continue on together in our quest for riches. Have you ever tasted kobe beef? It's really good, they stand next to some poor cow its whole life feeding it milk and wacking it with bamboo, makes the meat really tender, but it's hella expensive. I plan on eating it til I barf when I get the money! What are your plans for your share? I really do recommend the kobe beef, It's excellent!
Yours,
Bernadette
Full Name: Bernadette Dyslexia Devlin
Address: 9411 Bear Creek Loop, Dublin, Oregon, 97242
Place of Birth: Dublin, Oregon
Date of Birth: April 1, 1962
Oregon ID # 36442170
[HAHA, MY MIDDLE NAME IS DYSLEXIA. GOOD TIMES. :O)]
MRS. LARISA NITSKAYA
Dear Bernadette Devlin,
Thank you for your apology, and your understanding.
I was really ashamed of you and myself after clicking on that link, You really insult me and my personality . Anyway I blame you but not much because is a sinful world, a lot happen in internet but it still the fastest and earliest way to communicate and doing business. I have not gotten another person to assist me, but if you are still interested you can send down your personal information such as your Driving License/Identity Card for easily recognition as I did in my second mail to you and also your phone number for easily communication. Your full name and Address will needed, this will enable my Attorney prepare change of ownership in your name.
I really need your corporation and understanding; this will help to facilitate this transaction, because there we do not have much time on our side, the Finance Company called me and tell me that they are going to confiscate the money in 14 working days. That is why I need all hands to be on desk to enable us claim out the money. I know at the end this transaction there will smile on our faces both. 100% risk. I should like to try your kobe beef, It sounds excellent.
Thank you in advance
My regards to your family
Mrs. Larisa Nitskaya
[TO SCAMORAMA~'ALL HANDS ON DESK' HAHA! AND SHE SAID '100% RISK', HMMM, TYPO? OR FRUEDIAN SLIP?]
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Larisa,
I do again apologize most sincerely. as I told you, I am a member of the group called 'Posse Comitatis' , We believe in our right not to carry any documents just because the government says that we must. I will ask the leader of the group for permission to get my i.d. out of the safe, and will send it to you if I can.
Our group avoids phones and faxes, we have a computer, and I am on it because it is my job to do all the ordering of goods on line. we also only deal in cash, or money orders, so we have no bank accounts. We are a tax protest group, so the last thing we want is to put our cash is a bank which then tells the world how much we have! we keep a stockpile of not only cash but also weapons and food and medical supplies.
I plan on introducing your offer to our leader tonight, I am sure Mr.Jassol will want to help you as I do, and maybe we can figure something out. Can I not do the deal without a phone or fax? That would be too bad, because I really want to do it, I can almost taste that kobe beef!
Your Sister In Revolution and Business,
Bernadette Devlin
MRS. LARISA NITSKAYA
Date: Wed, 28 Mar 2007
Dear Friend,
I recieved your mail with a little bit of mixed feelings. This is because of the contents of your mail to me.
Like i said earlier your apologies are accepted.
I do not seem to understand what you mean by a group "Posse Comitatis". I would appreciate if you throw more light to what your group is involved in and how possible this group will help in this transaction.
You also mentioned that you could not go ahead with phone calls as regards this transaction. I am astonished as i dont know how else to deal with you, because emails are often not as fast as making telephone calls. (and also securitywise)
I do not know if your Leader has allowed you obtain your Identity as i would require a scanned copy as soon as possible if we must continue with this transaction.
Dear Friend, i would also want to know the outcome of your meeting with Mr Jassol as regards helping us with this transaction.
Please update me as soon as you recieve my email so that we know what steps to take.
Waiting for your response.
Thank you.
Yours truly,
Larisa
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Larisa,
I spoke to Mr.Jassol last night, he gave me permission to use my license but we cannot get the safe open! It is an old one and it belongs to an older member who is away for the next few days, But as SOON as we get it open, I will scan it and send it to you.
Mr. Jassol has reviewed our emails at my invitation and agrees that this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to share in the delivery of something that is richly deserved.
You asked about our group, I will try and explain. Posse Comitatus is a group of suvivalists, meaning we prepare ourselves for war or natural disaster by stockpiling things such as food, cash, medical supplies, anything needed to survive if our surrounding community was somehow besieged. We all live in a group of cabins in the woods, protected by our cameras and guards and large dogs, any one might try and break in, did you see Deliverance? the woods are dangerous. We reject our governments demand that we pay taxes on our money, many of our members have been jailed for this, but it is our belief. I didn't use to mind paying taxes. but George Bush buys missles and bombs like a drunken monkey on the fourth of July and I had to do something.
We do not think we need to show any government official any kind of paperwork, we refuse to carry ID or licenses to drive or birth certificates. We do not get our kids social security cards. By the time they are 65, government pensions will probably be a cardboard box, a blanket, and a case of cat food anyway, We are out in the middle of nowhere here, there are no cell phone towers and we have to drive up to the top of the hill about 4 miles away to get a call to go through or to get one. There is a message phone in the little store in the closest town, but that would not help us here, because it would not be private, you would have to leave messages.
Our computers are 100% risk. we use them all the time for sensitive transactions involving prescription medicine and firearms and Mr. Jassol answered a stupid email about erectile dysfunction and now we get spammed by enzyte Bob, and so far we have had no problems.
The exact minute I can, I will scan my ID and send it to you, I know you said we only had 14 days, but do you think if you asked them nicely they would not take our millions and give us a few more days?
Thank you for your patience and I will be in touch very soon.
Bernadette Devlin
[TO SCAMORAMA, I HAVE NO TALENT FOR IT, BUT MY FRIEND IS MAKING BERNADETTE A LICENSE, I FIND IT AMUSING THAT THE GROUP I AM CLAIMING TO BELONG TO IS KNOWN FOR
MAKING UP THEIR OWN WEIRD DOCUMENTS AND SENDING THEM INTO OFFICIALS, SINCE THE
LADS ARE SO BAD AT DOING THE EXACT SAME THING, HAHA!
HEEHEE MY FRIEND MADE THIS FOR ME, I SENT IT TO MY SCAMMER. THE PIC IS A MUG SHOT OF SOME MAYORS DAUGHTER WHO GOT BUSTED FOR DRUGS. I AM HAVING TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS. :O)]
HI SCAMORAMA! HERE IS THE UPDATE CONTINUED FROM THE POINT WHERE MY SCAMBAIT ENDS WITH THE 'MORE TO COME' ON YOUR SITE. THE LAWYER HAS SHOWN HIS UGLY FACE, RUDE THING, BUT BERNADETTE HAS PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE! I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT I HAVE NOW WASTED HOURS AND HOURS OF A LADS PRECIOUS SCAMMING TIME HEE HEE HEE!
I CAN ONLY HOPE HE IS IN AN INTERNET CAFE, PAYING BY THE HOUR.
HUGS, 'BERNADETTE'
MRS. LARISA NITSKAYA
Dear Bernadette,
Good to hear from u today.
I am happy with the outcome of your meeting with Mr. Jassol and his place in this transaction. While i await your replies,i would want us to move further with the acquisition of this funds, as time is not on our side though; we should manage our time accordingly, with our pace. Furtherance to this, it is proper I inform you that hence we have decided to go into partnership to see that this project gets completed and sealed soonest, there will be need we define our responsibilities before getting far into the project. This will help both parties know what is expected of us to do at the very right time.
I need you to claim the funds (USD$46,000,000.00), which shall be routed through a bank to a fund depository in mainland Europe.
You could do a cash pick-up in two or three installments.
You do not need huge amount to run the logistics of the cash pick-up. All you need is the ticket money to travel there and a paltry sum that you shall use to pay the depository personnel for their executive levy. I infer you are up and doing to make a success out of this deal.
This is a codified deal, which has all its legalities well taken care of already. Your duties are to pick-up and lodge the cash in a chosen bank account; thereafter, we shall share the loot accordingly. We could meet in the course of sharing the funds.
Still, your share is 10% of the total funds. And, I hope you would not be greedy to demand for more than that. I am only being careful that I am working with an innovative business mind, and a group as well.
Good a thing that you have read through the mails and websites, so we can deal right. We can use this deal to start and complement other individual deals in future.
Lest i forget, i would also want to donate some of my share of this funds to your group, because i appreciate the aims and objectives of this your group (Posse Comitatus).
As regards the 14day ultimatum, we will have no problems as long as we start the procees of funds release before the ultimatum elapses, and i think we are very well on track. The only thing we need is just an identification (your license) which i would need to send to the Bank inorder to commence the funds release process, so that they will know that you are the recipient of the funds since you are standing as a contractor to my company (Yukos Oil; which is another added advantage we have in getting the funds easily to you).
Kindly get back to me with your response after you have carefully read through the contents of this email, so I can proceed in perfecting the documents in your name and favour and also furnish you with the contact information of the bank so you can make further enquiries.
All copies of documentations will be sent over to you for your perusal and file records as-well, as soon as I read from you.
I await your timely response to this email.
Best regards to you, your family and Mr. Jassol.
Larisa.
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Larisa,
Hello and greetings to you and your family. I am not sure if you saw it, I did get my license scanned, I will include it again for you at the bottom of this e-mail.
The 10% is fine and is most generous on your part, we are very pleased and thankful for that amount and would not ask for more. We were very gratified to read that you would like to donate to our cause and we have made you an honorary member, you can now ask for and receive aid, shelter, and protection from any Posse Comitatus group in the world. Thank you very much.
The travel and expenses are not a problem, although as I said I need to obtain a passport, Hugh Jassol has told me I may do this, since our time spent with you is for the greater good of all. You said mainland Europe, but where exactly? I speak french a little, but mostly swears and things that would probably not help. Oh and I can order a cheese omelette, its an omelette du fromage, but that really doesn't help us.
Germany is okay, and I know they have computers because otherwise their young would have no way to make techno music to supply the worlds raves. But again, I dont speak the language. So if I knew where I was going, I would be happier so I could start preparing myself to learn to ask for taxis and bathrooms and central heating. Okay anyway, here is my license and I hope to hear back from you soon.
Your Friend and Partner,
Bernadette Devlin
MRS. LARISA NITSKAYA
Dear Bernadette,
Greetings to you from Russia.
With regard to your last emails, I wish to inform you that I received your photo identification document and the transaction is very much in progress and can be concluded soonest.
Since you have indicated your readiness to continue with this transaction I have mandated my Solicitor to draw up the necessary legal papers (letters of agreement for both parties, you and me) for our endorsements.
I would want to know how long it will take you to get a passport. I would advice you begin procedures on obtaining a passport as soon as possible, so we can save time.
Thank you very much for making me a Honorary member in your group "Posse Comitatus". I shall look deeply into the activities of your group once this transaction pulls through, God willing. I am indeed happy to be a member. Thank you very much once again.
A financial institution in Europe will make the funds directly available to you and the location is Dublin, Republic of Ireland (english speaking country).
I have forwarded your details to my Solicitor, who has made correspondence with the Institution, and he has filled in your details accordingly. The information of the institution is enclosed:
Financial Institution: Securicor Security & Finance Int'l, Dublin; Republic of Ireland.
Contact Personnel: Mr. Richard Greenman
Telephone number: +353 862 273 622
Email ID: securicorfin@irelandmail.com
Transaction reference number: 114404
Contact Securicor on Monday, and ask to speak with Richard Greenman. Please quote transaction reference number: 114404 for easy and prompt service.
Kindly inform me after your correspondence with Securicor.
Best regards to you, your family and Mr. Jassol.
Larisa.
FROM DUBLIN, OREGON, TO DUBLIN, IRELAND. LOL WILL THE REAL BERNADETTE DEVLIN PLEASE STAND UP!
MY NOTE TO THE LAWYER...I WONDER IF HE'LL LET ME CALL HIM DICK? WE'LL SEE.
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Hello,
My name is Bernadette Devlin and I was told to contact a Mr. Dick Greenman about transaction number 114404.
Thank you for any help you can give me in this matter.
Yours,
Bernadette Devlin
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Larisa,
Thank you for your email, I have contacted the solicitor as per your instructions and sent you a copy of the same email.
I have found that post 9/11. it will take at least 3 weeks for me to take a passport, However I went and applied today and also had my picture taken, But I think I blinked, if my eyes are closed they may make me come back and take another photo. Anyway, Its on file and all we have to do now is wait.
Is there a hotel you could recommend? I was named after an auntie that spent a little time in Ireland, what a great lady she was! Will I meet you in Ireland, or here, after the transaction is complete? I am looking forward to meeting you, and I would love to see the look on your face when you get all you have coming to you.
Sorry It took me awhile to get back to you, Yesterday was my birthday and we all drank potato wine and shenanigans insued as I'm sure you can imagine. Mr. Jassol had too much to drink and crashed his Hummer into the row of porta potties, and our friend Ophelia Cox was inside one! She wasn't hurt, but she was really angry and we all had to stay upwind from her for the rest of the night.
I am looking forward to travelling and meeting you, and of course to getting the cash as well. We would like to buy you a gift for when we meet, would you like a watch, or maybe a laptop? you probably already have one, but we would like to do something to thank you for bringing us such good fortune. If there is anything you would like, please let us know, it would be our pleasure to get it for you.
We'll be in touch, and I will let you know as soon as I hear back from Richard Greenman. Do you think he'd let me call him Dick? all men in america named Richard go by the nickname Dick, its my fathers name too.
Best Wishes,
Bernadette Devlin
MRS. LARISA NITSKAYA
Hello Bernadette,
Greetings to you. How are you doing? How did your weekend go? I did not get any response from you regarding my last mail to you. I need to know how long it will take, to get your passport and embark on your trip to Dublin, Ireland.
This is just to inform you that i have been able to get the legal documents (Letter of Agreement) as regards this transaction. These agreements are of different fields and understanding and i will explain in details to you, their importance.
1). Confidential Contract Agreement: This agreement officially makes you the legal benefactor/beneficiary of the funds; it backs up the origin of the funds as a contractor with my company (Yukos Oil). Note; that this agreement is designed just incase there is any reason for the authorities to question the source of funds, as this agreement will stand as a legal proof. Kindly read it carefully sign your column and send a copy back to me.
2). Deed of Agreement: This agreement is a mutual understanding between both of us (You & I) upon our agreed % and all other responsibilities to be carried out for an easy & legal transaction without any betrayal of trust. Kindly read carefully, sign your column and send a copy back to me.
You'll be assisting me in investing the funds (my own part of it) in any profitable investment (If you're willing to) so it will be wise if you can come up with an investment/business plan for me.
You should contact the Financial Institution (Securicor) at once by email as i understand you will not be able to engage in telephone calls.
Please find below attached copies of the agreement letters, read diligently, sign your column and send a copy back to me so that we can proceed to the next step. Please I want you to return the agreements as soon as possible so that we can proceed to the next step immediately.
I wish you all the best.
Yours in business,
Larisa.
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Larisa,
Although you sent twice, no mailing you sent has any attachment files or any agreement letters in the body of the emails. Please check that and get back to me.
Also my last mail to you came back as undeliverable. Do you want me to just write to Dick from now on? Will you give me another address to reach you at? Did you forget to pay your ISP bill? That happened to me once, bounce a few checks and AOL gets very nasty I must say! If this one comes back I will ask Dick if he knows where you are.
Hugs,
Bernadette
MRS. LARISA NITSKAYA
Dear Bernadette,
I just received your mail now and i am surprised that you did not receive the agreements earlier sent.
I have attached the agreements in this mail. Please acknowledge receipt of this mail as soon as you receive it.
You can reach me via my email address, I think my internet service provide here in Russia went down for a couple of days that's the reason why u probably did not get my attachments.
Waiting to here from you.
Best Regards,
Larisa
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Larisa,
I'm sorry, but there were still no attachments to your last email. perhaps if you put them in the body of the email?
Yours,
Bernadette
ENTER THE LAWYER, THESE PEOPLE SEEM TO BE HAVING TROUBLE RUNNING THEIR OWN SCAM, ARE THERE REMEDIAL SCAMMER NIGHT SCHOOL CLASSES? IT AMAZES ME THAT I AM HAVING TO 'HELP' THEM RIP ME OFF, LMAO!
RICHARD GREENMANFrom: "Securicor Security and Finance International" <securicorfin@irelandmail.com>
Received: from [80.93.5.45] by ws1-7.us4.outblaze.com with http
X-Originating-Ip: 80.93.5.45
Bernadette Devlin,
Acknowledgement: Delivery Of Funds
I acknowledge your mail, and I herein submit.
The protocol department of Securicor Security & Finance International shall invite you for a meeting with our international delivery personnel in Dublin, Republic of Ireland, which in turn leads to physical the collection of the funds.
It is crucial you submit a scanned copy of any form of your identity for comparison with the data already keyed into the our information network for "transaction 114404." In the lead of submitting your identity, you shall be aptly informed on the administrative requirements, apropos a Dublin appointment.
Our standardized sort of operation requires that you submit your record/s at this instant, in order to get an appointment for that reason. For telephone conversation, you could reach me on telephone number: +353-862-27-3622.
Yours truly,
Richard Greenman
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Hello Dick Greenman,
Nice to meet you. Heres my ID, I await your invitation to Dublin. Hey, you work in Ireland? Do you know the Lord of the Dance guy? Try and get some tickets for while Im there if you can and I'll pay you back when I meet you, Thanks! Sorry, But my living conditions preclude the use of cell phones, and there are no plug ins for land lines where I live, but we can communicate on the computer.
Yours,
Bernadette Devlin
( I FIGURE IF THEY KEEP FORGETTING TO ATTACH STUFF, SO WILL I, SO...NO ID)
MRS. LARISA NITSKAYA
Dear Bernadette Devlin,
Sending it again... Hope you will get it this time.
Note: forwarded message attached. ~Larisa
SIGH. SHE DID MANAGE TO GET THE FORMS ONTO THE EMAIL BUT THEYRE GYNORMOUS. NO WONDER THERE WAS ALL THIS EXTRA MONEY LAYING ABOUT THIS TWATS OFFICE!
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Larisa.
Got your email and the documents are there, but theyre HUGE, It may take me a few days to get them to a readable size, print them out, sign them, and re scan. I will send them back as soon as possible. Below is the email that was returned when your internet was down in russia, hope this helps, I will be in touch soon.
Yours,
Bernadette Devlin
SENT HER THE EMAIL WHERE I ASK IF I CAN CALL THE LAWYER 'DICK' . HEH HEH.
GUESS DICK ISNT VERY FRIENDLY AFTER ALL.....
RICHARD GREENMANBernadette Devlin,
Particulars
It is important you send any form of your international ID, as I have not seen any from you.
I will appreciate it if you address me, as Mr. Richard Greenman.
Upon submission of your international ID, you shall be given an appointment to meet with the international delivery personnel of this institution in Dublin, Republic of Ireland.
Our standardized modus operandi requires you correspond and follow the directives of with the institution conscientiously.
Yours truly,
Richard Greenman
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Mr. Greenman,
Here is my ID again. I guess you arent a fan of Lord of the Dance. No Problem.
Yours, Bernadette Devlin
(ATTACHED MY 'BERNADETTE' ID HERE, HEE HEE!)
'LARISA' FINALLY READ THAT EMAIL ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY, WHERE I OFFERED HER A WATCH OR A LAPTOP, SHES IN LOVE WITH ME NOW, I FEEL SO VERY VERY DIRTY.
MRS. LARISA NITSKAYADear Bernadette,
Easter greetings to you, your family, Mr Jassol and your entire group "Posse Comitatis." I am happy you have received the agreements and to hear that you are making arrangements on getting them signed. Please do that asap and send them back to me.
Good to know that you have began procedures in getting your Passport, and that it will take about three weeks.
It is great and encouraging to know that I work with a great and kind heart. I appreciate your compassion and high sense of business. You are a darling, Bernadette.
Securicor (Financial institution) would make all arrangements for you regarding your accomodation and mobility while you are in Dublin, Ireland; so you need not bother about that. Have you contacted them (Securicor) by email? Please update me on your correspondence with them.
I would certainly meet with you before and when the transaction is concluded. I look forward to seeing physically.
I want to also say a very big Happy Birthday to you in arrears. I wish you many more years ahead, more life and prosperity. Kindly accept my sympathy and express my concern to Mr Jassol. I hope the crash was not too bad.
My Bernadette, you should not bother getting me a gift. Thank you very much for your offer. It was indeed thoughtful of you. What a kind and pure heart have you.... can not really wait to meet you on conclusion of this transaction. You have already offerred me enough that i ever imagined, and i am totally satisfied for all you are doing towards this transaction.
May God Almighty continue to be with you and your Family.
Best Regards,
Larisa
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Larisa,
Thank you for you kind email. Mr. Jassol says to tell you he is fine, and his hummer doesn't have a mark on it, which is more than we can say for those porta potties or Ophelia's dignity, ha ha!
I am still trying to shrink the documents you sent down to a size where they are readable so I can print them out, sign them, scan them, and send them back. As soon as possible, I will send them along. I have heard from the bank, Dick is kind of a grouch, but I will go along to get along.
Here is the latest email from the bank.
Bernadette Devlin,
RICHARD GREENMAN
Appointment
Having seen your identity, I herein set forth.
Your appointment in Dublin, Republic of Ireland is on Monday, April 16, 2007. The protocol department shall receive and present you to the international delivery personnel of Securicor Security and Finance International same day, so that you can fill the payout documents, stating the bank account coordinates your funds should be transferred into, affixing your signature rightly on the payout documents and handing over the organizational running cost physically to the international delivery personnel.
The administrative system facilitates the payout of your entitled funds. Therefore, you are advised to attend the meeting with the following requirements:
(a) Original copy of your submitted international identity.
(b) Organizational running cost of 4,775 Euros (Four thousand, seven hundred and seventy five Euros).
(c) Two recently taken passport photograph.
The entire personnel of both departments, which you shall meet with, are obliged to deliver the best of services.
It is important you send your flight itinerary 48 hours before your scheduled appointment. Even as you prepare for the trip, I welcome you beforehand, on behalf of Securicor Security and Finance International to Dublin, Republic of Ireland.
Yours truly,
Richard Greenman
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
As you can see, I will have to write him back and let him know there is NO way I can be in Ireland so soon, as I will not have obtained my passport yet. I hope he doesn't get his pants in a wad over this, but it can't be helped! I will write him back right away and let him know.
I hope you and your family had a happy Easter. do you have the Easter Bunny in Russia? Mr. Jassol found some hidden eggs, but I told him we hadnt hidden any in 4 years or so, and they probably wernt any good to eat anymore, ha ha! We decided to save them for the next jehovahs witnessses that come up to the front gate. I will write back as soon as I hear from the bank again, Hope you are well my friend,
Bernadette Devlin
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Mr. Greenmen,
Thank you for your last letter, I am sorry to tell you there is no way I could possibly be in Ireland by the 17th of the month, It will be at the very least two weeks before I have my passport.
Could we possibly postpone the meeting, I will let you know the moment I get the passport, and we could take it from there, or possibly I can hire someone as my representative in your country.
Sorry about the Lord Of The Dance thing, It was rude of me to treat you as a regular person when you are obviously a man of incredible pedantic bearing and manner. Please excuse my rudeness,
Hope to hear from you soonest and I hope this doesn't cause undue grief,
Yours,
Bernadette Devlin
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Larisa,
I am forwarding the last letter I received from Richard Greenman. I am sorry to tell you that unless his next letter is extremely apologetic, I will have to pass on our deal, No amount of money is worth being treated in that manner, I dont know if its because I am a woman or what, But he needs to learn some manners if he wishes to have any customers. I believe he mistook my good nature for weakness, and that is the sign of a bully and I will not deal with such people. I am sorry, I'm sure you can find others to help, anyone would be glad of a chance for this much money.
Your Friend,
Bernadette Devlin
PS~Below is the letter I received and my answer.
RICHARD GREENMAN
Bernadette Devlin,
A snippet from your last correspondence thus read, "Hope to hear from you soonest and I hope this doesn't cause undue grief."Your expression is nonplus and I must warn you to mind your language, as the personnel of this financial institution does not lose sleep over your funds. Certainly, we would not grief over your funds. Your fund is your fund, and our earnings are our earnings.
We have a duty to perform: making available entitled funds to funds recipients in good time. And, funds recipients ought to work cooperatively with the institution in order to get a smooth running of the payout structure.
You and I live in an organized system, where time factor is important. Your statement of the international passport coming out in two weeks before we fix an appointment for you is a Ôvague statement.' Do request from the personnel at the Home Office in your country of abode to know the exact date your passport will come out. It is important you provide this information because recipients' payout are structured in batches within certain days of the week. Therefore, you should key-in accordingly.
Your clear correspondence will do both parties (funds recipient, which in this case is Bernadette Devlin and Securicor Security and Finance International) well.
I urge you to provide a functional telephone number, so that personnel of Securicor Security and Finance International can communicate with you through it on official hours. We shall not entertain any of your mails anymore if you do not provide a telephony medium of communication with you.
We have modus operandi with which we relate with funds recipients, and I am under obligation, as a senior financial security officer to abide to it and have our clientele follow suite.
Yours truly,
Richard Greenman
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Mr. Greenman.
I cannot give a phone number because my place of residence happens to be far away from the nearest town or cell phone tower. I live in a very rugged part of the county, we have a cell phone but its use entails a drive of 4 miles to a higher location to place or receive calls. We have a message phone in the store in the nearest town, but that would be woefully inadequete for our needs. For your information, I am fully aware that you do not grieve over my funds, the grief I was referring to is my own. I am shocked that a man of your position would be so very rude and condecending to a potential client.
I will be getting my passport in two weeks, I do not want to make plans before I have it in hand so that I am not forced to change them. I am attempting to be as little bother as possible by making sure I have everything I need before I proceed.
Pehaps you would perfer I retained an attorney to deal with this matter, as you seem to have trouble being civil to me.
Bernadette Devlin
LOL LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS NOW, I THINK I'M DEALING WITH TWO DIFFERENT SCAMMERS, BUT IT COULD VERY WELL ALL BE THE SAME LAD.
MRS. LARISA NITSKAYA
My dear Bernadette,
I am very happy to hear from you in this light, especially knowing that you are corresponding with Mr Richard Greenman.
Your findings, i must say are variably correct, as i know the kind of person Richard is. But i would plead with you, just as you said in your previous email to me that "i will go along to get along". Your statement made me so happy because it made me see your professionalism in handling this transaction.
From all our previous correspondence, i can see your very high level of literacy (very learned woman) and understanding, and i want you to employ this that you have in dealing professionally with Mr Richard Greenman, as this transaction needs just that.
I have high trust in you, dealing with this transaction and i would not want you to relent, just because of Mr Richard Greenman's grouchy atittude.
My Bernadette, your reply to Mr Richard was of very high intelligence and i am happy to tell you that you answered him correctly and professionally, please keep it up. Make sure you do not allow him intimidate your person, okay.
I have emailed him, and told him not to treat you in that manner anymore because he will be directly jeopardising this transaction.
I would want to hear from you soonest regarding your disposition towards everything (this transaction).
Thank you for your understanding and precious time.
Have a wonderful day and Godbless you and your Family.
Your friend,
Larisa.
SHE SEEMS TO KNOW HIM, HOW WEIRD! :::HUMMING 'IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL'::: HEE HEE HEE
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Larisa,
I guess I can put my hurt feeling aside, but more for you than for myself, I am a highly principled woman, I place my dignity and respect above such matters as cash. You say you know him? is that from working with his company before, or is he Russian? he seems to speak english as a second language, judging from his asking about my 'telephony medium'. perhaps a language barrier is part of the problem.
Thank you for your compliments on my intelligence, I feel you also are what we here in the states call a 'wise ass'.
I will wait to hear back from Mr.Greenman, and I will reply with as much respect as is offered to me. I continue to wait for my passport, I have been looking on line at flight information and cost so that I can prepare to leave as soon as possible when my passport is granted. Do you know if I will also need a visa? I will email the state department and inquire. Hugh Jassol sends his compliments to you and your family.
Your Friend,
Bernadette Devlin
HELLO SCAMORAMA! HERE'S AN UPDATE, I AM STILL HAPPILY WASTING MY SCAMMERS TIME AND ENERGY. POOR MR, JASSOL WAS ARRESTED FOR THE CRIME OF MOPERY. SOMETHING I STOLE FROM A MOVIE CALLED 'REVENGE OF THE NERDS'. HAHAHA! ENJOY~
RICHARD GREENMANBernadette Devlin,
International passport
You have been given the concession to continue the payout process, as soon your international passport comes out, which according to you will be out in two weeks. We shall work with the time frame.
Yours truly,
Richard Greenman
[TAKE TWO SCAMMERS. ALLOW TO SIMMER FOR TWO WEEKS. THEN STIR VIGOROUSLY HEE HEE.]
MRS. LARISA NITSKAYA
Dear Bernadette,
Greetings to you and your entire group.
I hope things are going on well with you. I emailed you (Thu, 12 Apr 2007) in response to our last correspondence but i did not get any reply from you.
I am here, waiting for you to sign the agreement documents and send back to me.
Please update me on your present situation and let me know your resolutions with Securicor Finance, Dublin. (hope u are getting along real good)
I await your response.
Yours truly,
Larisa.
MRS. LARISA NITSKAYA
Dear Bernadette,
How are you doing? I have not heard from you neither have you sent the signed agreement form. What is happening to you, i really hope you are doing well.
My regards to your family and Mr. Jassol. Please update me on your present status regarding our transaction.
Waiting impatiently to hear from you.
Yours truly,
Larisa.
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Larisa,
I am so sorry it has taken me a while to reach you, My internet service was down due to heavy storms.
I have the documents, I will attach them below, And more good news, I can pick up my passport in a few days!
We have not been having a good time here, I am sorry to say that Hugh Jassol was arrested! He's out now, But he was in jail for almost a week. He went to town and stopped beside an old shed by the road to relieve himself, not seeing the lady on the other side from where he was hiding! Unfortunatly, a police officer happened by, and although the woman was blind, she described the sounds and Mr. Jassol was taken into custody for the crime of mopery, which is exposing oneself to a blind person! Then they found out we do not carry ID or drivers licenses, so of course it took us a while to be able to get him out of there. The whole thing wound up costing us over $10,000! Its not the money so much, Its the principal of the thing, If you know what I mean.
Anyway, we are hopefully back on track now! I will attach the signed papers below, hope you are well my friend, we are almost there!
Yours, Bernadette
SCAMORAMA: WE PURPOSELY MADE THESE HARD TO READ SINCE THEY WERE NEVER 'PRINTED OUT AND SIGNED' LOL YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE ABLE TO USE THEM, LOOK LIKE PRETTY STANDARD LAD BULLSHIT, OR SLB, IF YOU WILL. HEE. WAIT TIL YOU GET A LOAD OF MY 'PASSPORT' . BTW, THE WOMAN WHOS MUGSHOT WE USED WAS NICE ENOUGH TO GET ARRESTED AGAIN, SO WE HAVE A NEW PHOTO! ALTHOUGH I THINK IT WAS FOR DRUGS RATHER THAN MOPERY, HAHAHA!
[etc. etc.]
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Mr. Greenman,
This is to advise you that I plan to be in possession of my international passport no later than Friday.
Yours,
Bernadette Devlin
RICHARD GREENMAN
Bernadette Devlin,
International passport
What is the situation with your international passport?
It is important you correspond on this issue right away.
Yours truly,
Richard Greenman
MRS. LARISA NITSKAYA
Dear Bernadette,
I am glad you are doing good. I have been worried about your wellbeing as i did not hear from you all along. Thanks to God that you are fine.
My sympathy goes to Mr. Jassol for what happened.
I also want to inform you that i did receive the signed copies of the agreement letters and i feel so relaxed and comfortable dealing with you right now as all legal requirements for this pending transaction has been achieved making this transaction 100% risk free and legitimate.
I am also very happy that your international Passport will be with you in no time, as a result our transaction will be concluded within the next few weeks. So hopefully you will be in Ireland as soon as possible to make claims of the funds. Do update me with your correspondence with Securicor Finance In'l, Dublin.
Have a nice day ahead, my Bernadette.
Till i read from you again.
Yours truly,
Larisa
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Mr. Greenmen,
I have obtained my passport as of this morning, I await your instructions,
Yours,
Bernadette Devlin
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Mr Greenmen,
Would you like me to scan my passport for you? If so, I can easily do so, I apologize for not asking in my last correspondence.
Yours,
Bernadette Devlin
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Larisa,
Good news! My passport came through this morning. I have informed Mr. Greenman. I apologize I have not been writing as faithfully as I should, It is planting season, and our hemp crop takes up most of our time, as you might imagine. Deer love it, if we didn't chase them away the foolish buggers would be stoned constantly and end up strolling off a cliff or something.
I have a question, Do you know if I will need a visa to travel to Ireland? I still havent found out about that.
Looking forward to finally meeting you my dear friend. I will let you know as soon as I hear from Grumpy Dick, LOL.
Yours,
Bernadette Devlin
Heres my passport, good thing I didn't blink!!
TO SCAMORAMA: WHILE I'M HAPPY I WAS ABLE TO FIND A PHOTO OF THE SAME WOMAN, I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THAT THE LADS WOULD NOTICE. HAHA!
May 24 update:
MRS. LARISA NITSKAYA
Dear Bernadette,
What a wonderful news there... goodnews indeed!!! Alas we are almost finalising this transaction.
Good to know you have already informed Mr Greenman. How is your farm doing coupled with the fact that its planting season? I wish you all the best in this season as i assure you a bountiful harvest...
You certainly do not need a visa into the Republic of Ireland,so be rest assured. I can't wait to see you Bernadette.... you have really been there for me. Have you heard from Mr Greenman regarding your arrival to Dublin, Ireland?
I am so happy with the recent developments now as we are finally there.... may the good Lord continue to abide by you, my love.
Waiting impatiently to hear from you.
Yours truly,
Larisa.
RICHARD GREENMAN
Bernadette Devlin,
New appointment
At the same time as I require a scanned of your international passport, I give you confirmation to meet with the international delivery personnel of Securicor Security and Finance International on Monday, May 21, 2007 for the completion of the payout process of your funds.
To this effect, you ought to attend the meeting with the following requirements:
(a) Original copy of your submitted international identity.
(b) Organizational running cost of 4,775 Euros (Four thousand, seven hundred and seventy five Euros).
(c) Two recently taken passport photograph.
Yours truly,
Richard Greenman
MRS. LARISA NITSKAYA
Dear Bernadette,
How are you doing?
I have not heard from you. Please confirm to me your disposition regarding our transaction. I really do hope you are well.
Mr Greenman says that he has given you an appointment date but he has not heard from you as well.
I await your immediate response. I hope that you are able to save your deers.
May God be with you.
Yours truly,
Larisa.
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Mr. Greenman,
I apologize for not getting back to you sooner, I was kept away by a large bear that would not let anyone approach the building our computers are in. I am booked on Aer Lingus flight 163 from Portland, Oregon, through Boston's Logan Airport. I arrive in Dublin 5/21/07 at 6:40 a.m.. If arrangements cannot be made to meet me, Please recommend a hotel and give me your phone number so I may reach you or meet with you when I arrive.
I will have my drivers license and my passport, But I may need another delay if you need 2 passport photos, I only have the one that is actually on my passport.
Should I bring the 4,775 Euros in cash? I can cash in travelers checks when I get there and exchange those for the Euros. Will that be all the cash I need? What do Euros look like? are those the weird ass coins with the holes in the middle? wont I need like a big sack?
Thank you in advance for answering my inquiries.
~Bernadette Devlin
***RE SENT MY 'PASSPORT' HERE HEE HEE
I ACTUALLY LOOKED UP THE FLIGHT INFO, IN CASE THEY CHECK. I SERIOUSLY DOUBT POOR BERNADETTE WILL MAKE IT TO THE AIRPORT THOUGH, WHAT WITH DRUNKEN BEARS, STONED DEER, B.B. GUNS, AND OFFENDED BLIND LADIES RUNNING ALL OVER THE PLACE. I DO LOVE THE IDEA OF THE BEAR COAT, I'M SURE BERNADETTE WOULD WANT TO LEAVE THE ENTIRE HEAD ON AND WEAR IT AS A HOOD. HEE HEE HEE!
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Dear Larisa,
Here is the letter I have sent to Mr.Greenman:
Dear Mr. Greenman,
I apologize for not getting back to you sooner, I was kept away by a large bear ECT,ECT, SEE ABOVE.
~Bernadette Devlin
BERNADETTE DEVLIN
Larisa, I am so excited! We had to shoot the bear, unfortunatly. here is a picture I took of it.
The bear had apparently gotten into some fermented fruit and was intoxicated, and wanted to fight. we hid under the picnic tables and then Hugh Jassol shot it with his Red Ryder gun. Anyway, I now am the proud owner of a fancy fur coat to wear on my trip! I hope to see you Monday, I can't wait!
Your Friend,
Bernadette Devlin
[Taken by a friend of Bernadette's on her cell phone]
[WILL BERNADETTE MAKE IT TO THE AIRPORT? DID SHE REALLY MAKE A COAT OUT OF THAT POOR BEAR? WILL HUGH JASSOL SHOOT HIS EYE OUT? STAY TUNED!]
the denouement:
Well, All good things must come to an end...That was the last I heard from my scammer. But if you wish, You can add on this closure which amused me to think about.
I think that the first scammer you hear from is always some low level boiler room type person, someone who knows little english and even less about our slang and culture, thereby making them great fun to play with.
Lets call this guy Larry, shall we?
Then when things start looking promising, Enter scammer #2, usually in the guise of a lawyer. This guy is middle management all the way, and only a little more savvy than his friend Larry, We'll call him Curly.
Then of course comes the time to meet you at the airport, and hopefully fleece you for every cent you have.
In my opinion, when it comes time for this, its handed off to one of the BIG guys, we'll call him Moe.
I can only assume they turned in all the emails and my flight plans to Moe, who read through the hilarious adventures of Bernadette and Hugh Jassol, and proceeded to beat the snot out of Larry and Curly. This image brings me much enjoyment, as I hope it does you. Happy Scambaiting!
~'Bernadette Devlin'~