TEENAGE WASTELAND

hotlink: still going! july 30

Wale Williams chats up Princess Candy (Candice Windsor, daughter of HRH Margaret, no, not The one, but near enough for our purposes). Meanwhile Wale's banker Benjamin Bode and lawyer Vincent Adekunle deal with Candy's protector, Sir Marmite Luny-Binns. Princess Candy previously took on and apparently routed Prince Emmanuel of a Non-Governmental Organization. Everyone should have an imaginary friend. It's really neat, k?

WALE WILLIAMS

From: williams wale [wale.williams@caramail.com]
(confusingly, Wale Williams has been known to e-mail from an account called:
henrys.smith@caramail.com, using X-Originating-Ip: [62.17.242.2])

To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: urgent rply
Date: Fri, 25 Apr 2003 12:04:30 +0100

Dear Sir,

I work with a Bank called IBTC in my country, in the foreign exchange department, and I'm the deputy head of my department.

Our major objective is the operation of foreign accouunts for states and highly placed citizens of my country and other countries, especially those at the helm of affairs, and successful business men.We also make sure the Forex market is well controlled and checked.

One of those highly and successfully placed citizen is Joseph Nanven Garba, (Major General Rtd). Until his demise, he held sensitive positions in the military, and diplomat seat, one of the office he held , was the position of the personal assistant to the U.N secretary general, Koffi Annan. His death was a shock to the entire nation, the man in quote operates several foreign accounts in our department which I mannage myself due to his position in the country. Such operations of accounts is called "Private Banking" where the deposits will only be known to the owner of the acounts and officer of the bank in charge.

Normally,65% of the total deposit is supposed to be turned into the Federal Government account and 30%, 5% given to the family and bank respectively. This is what the banking law and policy of my country states, When this is achieved i.e transfer of the Federal Government account part, the people at the corridors of power withdraw these funds, under the disguise of security issues but make use of theseFunds for their personal and family use. This is a case of injustice on the officer in charge of the account and the family of the deceased. So I released the code of the account partly totaling just 50% of the initial deposit. Since the code of the account is in between me and the deceased the fear of being checked is ruled out but I cannot make withdrawals from this account myself and that is where you come in.

All you need t o do for this transaction is to follow the procedure binding this contract together and I guarantee you it?s risk free. However your suggestions will be appreciated.

Regards

Wale F. Williams

[Somehow we doubt that the person who actually wrote this letter
ever met Major General Anybody. But moving right along:]

PRINCESS CANDY

To: wale.williams@caramail.com
Date: 27 Apr 2003, 10:22:46 AM
Subject: Re: urgent rply

Mr Wale this sounds really cool and so I'd like to do it, k? Can I ask my Mum as she has to be told about stuff like this in the Palace. I am so excited!

Princess Candy

PRINCESS CANDY

To: wale.williams@caramail.com
Date: 08 May 2003, 05:38:21 AM
Subject: TO MR WILLIAMS

Hi Wale

Sorry I haven't written before but I have been away on holiday, skiiing in Royal Skegness with the family.

I am certainly still interested if it is not too late and you can send the information to me at

Hrh Candice Windsor
69 Old Bolloks Court
Neerynuf
Twiglets Bocks
London
FU2 GIT

tel 00 11 907 787 6906

I am very excited about this, and look forward to hearing back from you. Would it be alright if I shared the details with Prince Wayne? I am sure he would like to know too.

CANDICE

PRINCESS CANDY

To: wale.williams@caramail.com
Date: 14 May 2003, 07:59:35 AM
Subject: o Mr Williams

Hiya Mr Williams

Sorry I wasnt able to write before but I had to go with my family to open the Royal Tournament at Saint Todger. It was really hot and I scratched my quail skin riding boots on a horrid nail. However I am back now and here's the information you want

1. full name : Candice Virginia Windsor
2. Contact address

221b Baker Street
Kensington Palace
Buckingham
London
FU2 GIT

3. Direct phone and fax number

207 388 3187 (fax) 207 388 3182 (phone)

Please be discreet when contacting me cos I don't want dad to know.

4. The name of the bank you want the fund to be transfer into including your account number, bank telephone and telex.

Asda Security Holdings PLC

Custards Avenue
Smegaroon
off Lyonesse
England

020 7 690 0007

ac number 3646829 - 2

account manager Mr Chunkye Cadburys.

Hope this all OK

CANDICE X

WALE WILLIAMS

Subject: RE: message
Date: Fri, 16 May 2003 11:12:36 +0100

Dear Candice Windsor,
Thank you very much for responding to my mail. How are you and the palace and i hope you had a nice time where you went to.
The infor mtion you gave will be summitted to IBTC management for prompt action to be taken, we all know that this will cost both ofus money but i do not want you to let the amount to bother us rather we should be thinking of what we are getting from this transaction.
We will employ the services of a very good lawyerin my country who will travel to the Federal capital(Abuja) of my country to make an investigation in getting all necessary document in your favour that will cover this transaction and all the document will be forwarded to the bank for the release of fund into your account and the original document will be send to you for verification.
I will call you and if you are opportune to cll me first please do my direct number is 234- 8033-2995-33 for further discussion.
I would want you to start serching for what i can invest my own share into that will yeild good profit.
Thank you and remain bless as i await your reply and call.
Wale Williams

WALE WILLIAMS

Subject: very imperative
Date: Mon, 19 May 2003 14:11:37 +0100

Dear Princess,
How are you today?
Regard to my mail i tried the number you gave me but unfortunately i could not get through i will advice you call me there is something most important we have to discusssion .
It is very important you call me on the receipt of the mail.
Thank you and remain bless.
Williams
234-803-3299-533

PRINCESS CANDY

To: wale.williams@caramail.com
Date: 20 May 2003, 08:04:12 AM
Subject: HELLO WALE

Hiya Mr Williams

Sorry about the problems the switchboard has been down due to the recent tornado in Buckingham Forest, could you try again as I have had no luck either?

CANDY

BENJAMIN T. BODE

[also known as JACKSON PAUL, and why not?]

From: jackson paul [ibtcbnk_easy@yahoo.com]

Subject: APPROVAL
Date: Fri, 23 May 2003 05:39:54 -0700 (PDT)

GENERAL MANAGER
INVESTMENT BANKING AND TRUST COMPANY(IBTC)
16, KOFO ABAYOMI ST.
V/ISLAND LAGOS
NIGERIA
23 - 05 - 03

DEAR CANDICE WINDSOR,

APPROVAL OF FUND OWNER CONFIRMATION
We are please to inform you CANDICE WINDSOR that the management of the above bank receive your application for transfer of fund through the person of MR WALE F. WILLIAMS who is the officer in charge to this your account and under the code of conduct and ethics of banking in our country, this day hereby note you that the application is approved by the board of this bank for your fund to be transfer to your account.

Upon the receipt of this mail we hereby request to forward all necessary document that will back up and aid the transfer of the fund in account ibtc/pba/98/100643068 for effective transfer of fund without any hitch.

We look forward to your usual patronize with this company.

Yoursfaithfully
BENJAMIN T. BODE
For the management

PRINCESS CANDY

To: ibtcbnk_easy@yahoo.com
Date: 23 May 2003, 05:52:52 AM
Subject: Re: APPROVAL

Hiya Mr Paul

This is all really cool! Its neat what your doing and i want to see the stuff you said k?

Candy

WALE WILLIAMS

Subject: very important
Date: Fri, 23 May 2003 12:09:48 +0100

Dear Princess,
I got your mail but i will advice you keep this transactioin strictly between you and i because we can not afford to split this information to every body think about the amount involve and our security as well.
I do not mind if you communicate with me by mail it is better than speaking with somebody else on phone, this transaction is going to be smooth and succcessful provided you follow the procedures accordingly.
By now i expect you to have get in touch with the lawyer that will help in securing those document i told you about if not please do so immediately and get back to me as soon as you do so.
How are you and the palace?
Best regards
Wale Williams

PRINCESS CANDY

To: williams.wale@caramail.com
Date: 23 May 2003, 05:51:22 AM
Subject: Re: very important

Hiya Mr Wale

I have tried but your friends phone seems broken sorry bout that. Do you want to have a chat with him cos I cant keep trying as I have things to do now. I am v excited about all this and wont tell anyone k?

Thanks for asking about the palace. Its been a bit hectic here as we have had the Archbishop of Brixton to stay and he has been making a lot of nuisance of himself what with one thing or another. I dont like him much as he smells a bit funy. This weekend though we are all going to the badger baiting at Bostick and I just hope I dont get stuck there again like last year.

Hope you are well and not too tired.

Candy xx

WALE WILLIAMS

From: williams wale [williams.wale@caramail.com]
Subject: RE: Re: very important
Date: Fri, 23 May 2003 16:40:32 +0100

GET in touch with him by is email address
wale

PRINCESS CANDY

To: williams.wale@caramail.com
Date: 26 May 2003, 07:02:22 AM
Subject: RE: Re: very important

Hiya Mr Wales

I have done this ok but have got nothing is it ok still?

WALE WILLIAMS

From: williams wale [williams.wale@caramail.com]
Subject: Re: very important
Date: Wed, 28 May 2003 13:59:52 +0100

Dear Princess,
How are you today?
Have you been able to mail barrister Vincent Adekunle, i need to know as i wait for your response.
Wale Williams

PRINCESS CANDY

To: williams.wale@caramail.com
Date: 02 Jun 2003, 08:38:21 AM
Subject: To Mr Wale

Hi Mr Wale

Sory that I havent been able to write before k, it was just that I have been ill. I was playing lacrosse and got a twisted ankle which really hurt. But i have written to your friend just now and said what is up, and I hope it is alright now.

love

Candy x

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

From: VINCENT ADEKUNLE [vincent_adekunle@yahoo.com]
Subject: CONTACT AS DIRECTED BY YOUR PARTNER
Date: Mon, 26 May 2003 12:23:03 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Madam,
We are directed by your partner to get in touch with you please state if this is through and let us know how we could be of help to you and your and your partner though he promise to reach us again but we will like to hear from you so that we can know what to do.
VINCENT ADEKUNLE.

PRINCESS CANDY

To: vincent_adekunle@yahoo.com
Date: 02 Jun 2003, 08:35:44 AM
Subject: Re: CONTACT AS DIRECTED BY YOUR PARTNER

Hi Mr Adunkle

This is really neat, is everything ok though? as I haven't heard from you.

Love Candy

VINCENT ADEKUNLE (vincent_adekunle@yahoo.com)

Subject: FROM OUR CHAMBERS
Date: Wed, 4 Jun 2003 07:36:30 -0700 (PDT)

VINCENT ADEKUNLE CHAMBERS,
BARRISTER AND SOLICITOR AT LAW
4B, GERRALD LAWSON AVENUE, IKOYI
LAGOS NIGERIA.

4TH /06/03.

DEAR CANDICE WINDSOR,

We received your request through mr wale william in our office and after due findings in relation to section C,subsection A of the code of conduct in the banking law of my country when such claims as this height is made ,we at our chambers is require to find out if this claim from you and your partner is through after which i will brief you parties on what it will take to make this project you are entrusting in my care a sucessfull one moreso this chambers have cave a name for herself in the law field which we are ready to protect and build upon as a result of this we will not relent in our services to make sure we make all our and intending client a happy person during and after the course of relationship.

After the teams of lawyers from my chambers came back with the report that your claim is genuine and true,we also require to back up your claim with substantial prrof of documennt which i already told mr wale but for proper clarification i will state it categorically again for you .

1) AFFIDAVIT OF CLAIM $3450:

This certificate is compulsory and mandated by the ministry of justice to ensure that this transfer is legitimate andback up by law of this nation to give this tranfer the legal strenght it requires and approve to international standard also giving you rest over questioning by your bank or any other party .

2) DECLARATION OF OATH REGISTER $3280:

This also is obtainable from the federal high high court of my country and most importantly it has to be register and a seal of the court append to it to prove that the the death of JOSEPH NARVEN was reported and in this oath the death certificate will be included .Without this the other documents are irrelevant.

3) TAX CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE $1575:

This certificate simply shows that all the necessary tax on this fund was paid before the fund was transfer out of the country.

4)LEGAL FEE $1000:

This will be the fee for consultation and services rendered to you and your partner by my chambers.

From the HEAD OF CHAMBERS

VINCENT ADEKUNLE (SAN)

PRINCESS CANDY

From: "Candice Windsor"
Date: 04 Jun 2003, 03:56:07 PM

Hiya Mr Adenkunle

Wow this is getting v complicated isnt it and hope that it all comes out ok. I guess that I can get some dorks to spend from Uncle Marmite so perhaps its not so bad as it will only be a loan so that will be cool.

Hope you are well. I have never been to Africa, and guess it must be hot right now.

Best

Candy xx

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

Date: Thu, 5 Jun 2003 03:02:27 -0700 (PDT)


VINCENT ADEKUNLE CHAMBERS,
BARRISTER AND SOLICITOR AT LAW
4b GERRALD LAWSON AVENUE,
IKOYI LAGOS NIGERIA.

DEAR CANDICE WINDSOR,
We reeceived your response to our mail and we are glad to inform you that we at our chambers derive joy only in the satisfaction of our client and once this is achieve you will agree with us that you will be glad to inform others or any body that comes your way that our services is pure and satisfactory. That is why we do not compliment our services with any advert, jingles or promo our services and client speak for us.
As regard the project you and your partner is entrusting into our care, we gurantee you that the success of this depend on your speedy response to our consent and one thing is inevitable we will follow this up till you confirm to us that you have this fund in your account and care.
We will be glad to receive the fund expected to pay by you, note that we receive such fund through western union money transfer for effective and speedy completion of our part of this project because once we receive this fund same day ours is to make sure this 30million USD in question is wired into your account within 72hours of in receipt of this payment.
MAKE THIS PAYMENT THROUGH THE SECRETARY TO OUR CHAMBER :
SENDER: CANDICE WINDSOR
RECIEVER: OSANYINTUSI OLUWAGBENGA DANIEL
TEST QUESTION: RELATIONSHIP
ANSWER: LEGAL
We are always available to your services 24hours, Mondays - Fridays.
Head of Chambers
VINCENT ADEKUNLE(SAN)

PRINCESS CANDY

Date: 05 Jun 2003, 03:18:24 AM

Hiya Mr Adenkule

Uncle Marmite says he would like to come out and pay you personally as he fancies a trip anyway. Can this be done as it would be realy cool k?

CANDY

PS he likes Earl Grey tea and Scotch muffins if you can do that.

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

Thu, 5 Jun 2003 07:47:53 -0700 (PDT) DEAR CANDICE WINDSOR, We got your mail dated 5th June 2003 but this is beyond our contract of reply to you, we advice you to discuss this development with your partner MR WALE F. WILLIAMS and the out come will be where our chambers can commence on what to do. Head of chambers VINCENT ADEKUNLE(SAN)

PRINCESS CANDY

To: vincent_adekunle@yahoo.com
Date: 06 Jun 2003, 01:47:27 AM

k then will do that,

cya

CANDY X

WALE WILLIAMS

Date: Wed, 28 May 2003 13:59:52 +0100

Dear Princess,
How are you today?
Have you been able to mail barrister Vincent Adekunle, i need to know as i wait for your response.
Wale Williams

PRINCESS CANDY

Date: 06 Jun 2003, 01:51:45 AM
Subject: TO Mr wales

hiya Mr Wale

How u 2day? Mr Adekunle says I shuld speak you about this stuff, k? R u alright then.

I am off skiiing this weekend but maybe we can have chat wen i get back k.

Hey u ever go to chat rooms? perhaps we culd meet up there and have a talk bout all this.

CANDY xx

WALE WILLIAMS

Date: Mon, 09 Jun 2003 12:36:52 +0100

DEAR PRINCESS,
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
AM ON LINE AS EARLIER DISCUSS BUT UNFORTUNATELY I DID NOT SEE YOU MEANWHILE I WILL BE HAGING FOR YOU TILL YOU COME ONLINE OK.
WALE WILLIAMS

PRINCESS CANDY

To: wale_william@hotmail.com
Date: 09 Jun 2003, 05:30:40 AM

Hiya Mr Wale

This is relly cool try for meeting up like this but cant find u so u k?

Hey u like S Club 7 I think they are great.

Candy xx

WALE WILLIAMS

Date: 07 Jun 2003, 05:16:45 AM

Dear Princess,
i received your mail in good faith how are you and your entire household? Sequel to your mail you did not state the outcome of your discussion with BARRISTER VINCENT ADEKUNLE so i can know how to relate back to you and also regarding us chatting it is a good idea you raise since is difficult getting eachother on phone this could be the best and easier way we could communicate, let's make it by monday nextweek 11am your own time so that we can iron things out because i really want to put up to you that you are delaying this transaction because i belive by now both of us would have been a successful happy family, all the same thank God for your idea i buy it.
Please i want you to meet up with the time i gave and once receive this mail do acknowlegde to me that you do by replying me. I will add you on my wale_william@hotmail.com and you can do so as well.
Thank you and remain bless as i await your confirmation on the receipt of this mail.
Wale Williams
NB
This is my new box so that it will be easier for both of us reply me through the mail box and chat.

PRINCESS CANDY

Date: 09 Jun 2003, 05:32:37 AM

Hey Its relly neat that Mr Wale wants to chat cos I like doing that.

Have u seen the Matrix? I went with Uncle Marmite and was sooo coool.

Candy xx

WALE WILLIAMS

10 Jun 2003, 04:29:37 AM

Dear princess,

Sorry for reply your so late. how are you and your entire household and how was your trip.

As i states ealier on that i waited for you to no avail could we make it by night to day let say 10pm your own time i belive this will be convinient for both of us and we can discuss better.

princess i want you to understand that i have played my own role in this transaction and i will want you to do the same with all sincerity and humilty.

I appreciated you mail on the receipt of this mail.

Thank you and remain bless.

Wale Williams

PRINCESS CANDY

Date: 11 Jun 2003, 01:48:56 AM

Hiya Mr Wales

I have been trying to call u k but u are not there pls try and be there cos we need chat :-)

Hey u ever been in a chat room perhaps we could do that and it wuld be sooo cool if we culd meet up like that! I culd be Candy and u culd be Whale, lol and it wuld be so neat to do that k and have a real talk about all this stuff?

Hey where is u friend, the one who wrote me? I havent heard from him and hope he is all right. Lets try and make a date k and if you have a pic I could send mine taken on holiday and I am sure u will like me.

Can u write back though soon as poss? and let me know what is happening if u want to.

CANDY xx

ps have u seen The Matrix reloaded yet, it is great I saw it last nite with Wayne my bro.

WALE WILLIAMS

Dear Princess,

I got your mail but before you can getr me on my direct phone you have to keep trying you that in my country we have communication problem.

Regarding our transaction i would want us to meet today by 12pm your time and also send your pics to me for verification more also i have addes you in my chat list so i want you to add me as well.

Make it a date that time i will be waiting for you. How is the palace?

Wale

WALE WILLIAMS

Dear princess,

I am online waiting for you to join me.

Could you please hasting up to meet me because am using my office working our to chat with you, i hope you know what that means.

Am waiting dear.

Wale

PRINCESS CANDY

Hiya Willy

Are u there cos I can't get a ring? Is all k?

WALE WILLIAMS

Dear princess,
Am still waiting for you online.
Ok
Wale

PRINCESS CANDY

I will try and chat k but u r not there.

WALE WILLIAMS

Dear princess,

I waited endlessly for you but to no avail what happened because we agreed by meeting online so we can didcuss this transaction i left my work because i know how important this means to me but you are not there more so you iniciated this idea of chatting on line i agreed with you and you are not living to your promise.

Do no that time is not on our side we have to act fast claim this fund, please do not let all my effort be in vain princess, you are all my hope this present time so do not let me down.

I will be on line tomorrow during office our and i want you to put all your effort to give me a call tommorrow do not mind our communication problem i believe with consistence trying you will get through.

I will be expecting you online tommorrow ok

Remain bless

Wale

PRINCESS CANDY

Hey Mr Williams

Dont get cross K its not my fault ur not there i did my best and everything!!

u there tomorrow make sure ur phone is on so i can try again right? i hope u are being serous about this cos I really am.

Cx

WALE WILLIAMS

Dear Princess,

I got your mail but before you can getr me on my direct phone you have to keep trying you that in my country we have communication problem.

Regarding our transaction i would want us to meet today by 12pm your time and also send your pics to me for verification more also i have addes you in my chat list so i want you to add me as well.

Make it a date that time i will be waiting for you. How is the palace?

Wale

PRINCESS CANDY

Hiya Mr Williams

Heres my pic like u asked, hope u like it. It was taken by Uncle just last month so its me pretty good k?

If u have one we culd do a swop and that would be cool. Hey u got muscles?? :-)

Candy x

[pic. of teenage girl in short shorts]

WALE WILLIAMS

12 Jun 2003, 04:27:39 PM

Hello Princess,
How are you today?am not impress with the way this transaction have drag so long and you are not making matter improve at all from your response this days towards my mail .By now i expect us to have this fund in your account already and i should be planning on my comming over to get aquainted and my share as well,believe me i can not even go to the lawyer since you have not even breif me of your communication with him and the exact position of things it just look as if we are not serious or we are playing games with him.
Please i will like you to adjust and move swiftky to the sucess of this transaction as we have really come a long way and i hope you will remember that as well.
If you have a yahoo id that you chart with let me know and let us complete this transaction to the benefit of us all and to our hapiness.
WALE WILLIAM.

PRINCESS CANDY

13 Jun 2003, 05:16:22 AM

Hiya Mr Williams

Sory about all this mess up but i can't get u on the phone k? its so silly to have that. Also that other guy, whats he up to cos i never hear nything from him and i know thats not right. So dont get mad as i am realy doin my best like right now an all the time k.

Pls have a look see and what can be done, as i rely want to get dun with this stuff.

Candy x

ps sory but dont have that Yahoo thing but have plenty of storecards they n e good

WALE WILLIAMS

Princess,

I am on msn messenger ok and i do not receive any indication that u are online.

If you make use of yahoo let me know and i can meet you there.Am on line now and iwill be here for hours waiting for you so if you are on yahoo let me know because we need to talk.

Wale.

PRINCESS CANDY

Date: 13 Jun 2003, 05:18:06 AM

Hi im there but where u then? x

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

To: wale_william@hotmail.com
Date: 13 Jun 2003, 05:33:08 AM

Dear Mr Williams

My young niece has shown me some intriguing correspondence between yourself and her, and I must admit to some alarm. This business proposition proposed between the two of you sounds, to be frank, somewhat far fetched. Candice is an impressionable young lady, on the threshold of womanhood, and I would hate to see her cruelly duped - or to lose a genuine business opportunity through her inexperience. Although she is fully able to manage some of her affairs (and has a substantial dowry coming). I see no need to risk upsetting her with

I suggest that you explain your position in this matter to me clearly and completely so that we can proceed, hopefully without relying entirely upon the charm and good nature of our Candice. I will be away at St. Kustardtz this weekend and perhaps you will do me the courtesy of providing a full update?

I await your response

MARMITE

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC
Regis Court Chamberlain
The Court of St James
Broadmoor
London FU2 GIT

WALE WILLIAMS

13 Jun 2003, 10:11:33 AM

Dear Sir Marmite,

I am very glad you eventually reach me when it matters most as my fear was the adolecent charisma and character of princess candice which might blew up this oppotunity of a life time which i have carefully work on for a long time now but i must confess that their is great deposit of good,quality and a rare gem in the making if my little conversation with princess is anything to come by.

If you are well breif by princess you will by now that the owner of this fund is dead and i am the officer in charge to this fund in question for over 5years now which have been my job and i eloquently discharge to the best of my ability for other prominent citenry of my country.Likewise the reason why am doing this is also explain in my mails to princess and to prove the genuinty of this transaction i really took my time to explain sentence to sentence with the princess which she agree with me on it totally and i willemphasis here as i have always told princess that their are so many fraudulent mails going on on the net that she should always confide in me though somehow the reason of being skeptical about this can not rule out from you and her but one good thing to note is that for every fraud mails you have on net today was born from a geniune mails for purposeful and sucessful achievement of both parties involve but the evil men in our society hijack and take advantage of innocent people of their hard earn money. I assure you this is not one of it at all that was why i really took the time to go along at princess pace and when she told me about you i agree totally to have you in involve provided you are sincere,discipline and loyal to this transaction which is all i found in princess candice but it is important to take this transaction seriously and a matter of priority strictly between the three of us.

Like i said i have been on this for some time now arranging and making sure things get well to this stage without any hitch which you will agree with me cost money i mean fortune but i know the end justify the means.

So when the lawyer issue came up i ask her to play the role completely which she agree to knowing well that i have done so much about this transaction that belongs to all of us now ,subsequently she told me about you and your intention of comming over to see things for yourself and i told her that i have to open up communication with you and actually know how you really take this which i was able to get in the mail.

My suggestion is simple and clear open up discussion with the lawyer through the contact with candice as i will explain this to him on phone since i can not go there for now due to the fact that their is no information i will give to him,once you do as he suggest you can be on the next fleight to my country so that by the time you will arrive the lawyer will have secure all the documents he said will be requires and you and the lawyer can come to my bank and claim this fund as well as ensure that the fund is transfer into your account before leaving because i will not be in the real front to avoid any eyebrow as i expect you to protect my intrest at all time both in my country and yours.

I hope this satisfy your inqusitions,

Wale .

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: 15 Jun 2003, 04:44:13 PM

My dear Sir

This is splendd news and now I feel that this whole matter will shortly be on the right track. I will be delighted to pay your country a visit and go through the paperwork in person with this lawyer chappie, and can make arrangements to be with him at the soonest posisble instance. As it happens there is a convenient gap in my schedule next week, due to the unexpected cancellation of the Woganterry horse trials, and so I will at your service at a time which should suit us both.

I shall be delighted to make the acquaintance of your village elders, perhaps take in some hunting, and I think it only natural that Princess Candy should accompany me as it she who has instigated the progress so far.

Please have your associates recommend a decent hotel, one with clean towels (and a golf course if possible as I need to improve my handicap).

I look forward to hearing from you

MARMITE

PS By the way, has Candice mentioned the temporary Oath of Allegience which needs to be completed? Palace protocol will have to be strictly observed, you know. Its is only a matter of some paper work from your end but it should be sorted out before We can commit ourselves further.

WALE WILLIAMS

13 Jun 2003, 10:20:58 AM

HELLO PRINCESS,

SIR MARMITE SEND ME A MAIL WHICH I ALREADY REPLY SO MAKE SURE YOU FOLLOW THIS UP ACCORDINGLY.

WALE

PRINCESS CANDY

Date: 16 Jun 2003, 02:09:43 AM

Hiya Willy

My Uncle will do this I guess cos he is good at stuff like this k? I can help tho. We coming to see u then? That would be soo cool!! Hey you got a pool and everything?

Candy x

WALE WILLIAMS

Date: Mon, 16 Jun 2003 16:46:37 +0100

cc: Princess Candy

Dear Sir Marmite Luny-Binns,

How was your trip?

I got your mail and am gladden that we are moving forward in this tangible project but all thanks goes to princess candice the initiator and who first believe that this will work out to the sucess of us all.

Well Sir Marmite it is ok you come but i will have to stress here that my job in the bank is not equal to the income receive as such i can not bear the expenses of the hotel bills and other attraction you want which will be nice if you take care of; i assure you of the best time and hospitality you have never get from anywhere in the world and a place like my country nigeria is a place you come once and get addicted to.Moreso i will like you to get in touch with the laywer as i told him when i gave him a call of this development and he submitt that the best thing to do is for you sending the agree fund required to secure the document that will be forward to my bank for easier claiming of this fund and once this is done you can be on the next flight to my country as he will also be at the airport with me to give you and princess candice a rousing welcome to my country. This suggestion will really help as he said in avoiding any delay when you come the documents will have been secure as he restate that it will only take him three days to get this documents meaning on your arrival the documents will be available for proper study between all parties since the fund that will be use to secure this documents will be sent ahead by you and at your hotel room in my country we all will deliberate on what to invest this fund into as well as how to manage the resources at our disposal.

With this development you and the lawyer will move to my bank for the claiming of this fund as i will be working underground for the vintrest of all of us and you will as well protect my intrest in the course of this transaction,i consider this idea magnificient and excellent too so i will want you to reach the lawyer for more and better discussion with him .Better still reach him through this email address vincent_adekunle@yahoo.com

Thank you and God Bless,

WALE .

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

16 Jun 2003, 09:27:58 AM

to: Vincent A.
cc: Wale W.

My Dear Mr Adekumle

I believe that you have been in correspondence with my niece Princess Candice Windsor, and it is my intention to pay you a visit shortly and settle up this business before it drags on too long.

Have the relevant papers drawn up, my good sir, and I will see what arrangements my private secretary can make as far a travel is concerned next week. Naturally the current security arrangements mean that Candice and myself will have to travel incognito. As far as the matters of incidental expenses are concerned, I assume that you will accept gold dorks?

I have mentioned to your colleague Mr Wale that Palace protocol means that you will have to sign the Oath of Temporary Allegience and am assuming that this formality will not prove any difficulty?

Best wishes

MARMITE

WALE WILLIAMS

16 Jun 2003, 08:57:22 AM

Dear Princess,

How was your weekend?i got your mail and that of uncle Marmite which i have reply and sent you a copy.I will appreciate if you and your uncle will dicuss with the lawyer on his suggestion in other for you guys to have a free and less hectic trip.

I look forward to hearing from you guys and fast too.Meanwhile if you want to reach me on my phone number dial it this way 234 first,8033 - 299533 and it will go through.

WALE.

PRINCESS CANDY

17 Jun 2003, 01:20:23 AM

Hiya Willy

This is cool having it going on and everything. Uncle is doing his stuff now with all this and I cant wait to say helo to you when we come out k? Hey want anything from London, I culd get you some things if u want. Jus let me no k?

C x

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

Date: Tue, 17 Jun 2003 16:25:57 -0700 (PDT)

VINCENT ADEKULE CHAMBERS,
BARRISTER AND SOLICITOR AT LAW,
4B, GERRALD LAWSON AVENUE,
LAGOS NIGERIA.
17TH/06/2003

Dear Sir MARMITE,

We receive your email dated 16th-06-03. and we are very please to let you know that the contant is also acknowledge and agree to as our services can be rest assure to you .
However there some clarification we will like to make before we proceed ,the chambers will like to know if the documents to be secured will still be in the name of princess CANDICE WINDSOR or in your own name sir.Mr wale have brought the certificate of deposit to our chambers with other documents which he secure through the help of this very chambers into our care as that was the only reason he could keep turning the account over after the death of the account owner so i will advice we deal with time and very strict too.
Since we can arrange your trip for next week then i will like to see the paper work of the Oath of Temporary Allegience which our chambers will have to sign .
More importantly is the need to secure the documents needed from the minisrty of justice through the federal high court of my country at hand and available before you arrive the shores of my country so i will adivice you send the money require in doing so through western union money transfer by this means we receive the money almost sameday and within 72hours the documents will be secured which will give us enough time to arrange with you before you come and when you arrive all that will be require is for you,candice and the head of our chambers in the person of VINCENT ADEKUNLE (SAN) to now move to the bank place to meet with the management where MR WALE WILLIAM works and submitt our documents to back up our claim for this fund and the fund is also release to us within 24-48hours as well.
Our joy is the smiling face of our clients and what will always bring this to surface is satisfactory and good work on the part of our team which we assure you is second to none ,our achievment speak for us and it cross across all field this is where you get the best.
I will appreciate if you forward me your direcr fax number so that i can send you the certificate of deposit in which was issue to the account owner of the fund before he died also the form of change of transfer form which you will have a part to sign and send back to us moreso endeavour to call him on is mobile number so that he can explain more in details to you.
In sending the money you can do that through western union money transfer and the name of the receiver will be the secretary to our chambers:
RECEIVER: OSANYINTUSI OLUWAGBENGA DANIEL.
TEST QUESTIOIN: WHAT IS THE RELATIONSHIP
ANSWER :LEGAL.
We look forward to your prompt request of our services.
Yours Faithfully,
VINCENT ADEKUNLE (SAN).

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

cc: Princess Candy
Date: 18 Jun 2003, 06:25:50 AM
Subject: Re: MARMITE

My Dear Mr Adedumle

I thank you for your professional and thorough presentation of the business in hand, and I know you will surely get what is coming to you.

Please make the papers over to Candice as she will be the main beneficiary in this matter. My own fortunes are relatively healthy, and it is enough that I am able to oblige Her Royal Highness in this matter.

Following are the words of the Temporary Oath of Allegience as required by Palace protocol returned in short order:

'I/We ..... do, by humble merkin, swear in the most discombobulated manner pursuiant in all fey fesiance to assist the House of Twigletz in their right Royal business in any way possible.'

Please see to it that this is printed out, with a photograph of the relevant party and scanned as a document for our perusal, as soon as possible please my dear chap if you will, to expedite matters.

As I am to be with you shortly, I intend to spend a few days in your charming land with Candice (there being a suitable break in our duties). I shall of course be delighted to meet your good selves. Perhaps there is a country club when one may have a pleasant evening when business is done? I so dislike doing things by e-mail and impersonal wire transfer, so indulge me in my delight in seeing the dorks where they belong, personally in your safe hands.

Kind regards

MARMITE

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC
Regis Court Chamberlain
The Court of St James
Broadmoor
London FU2 GIT

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

Date: Wed, 18 Jun 2003 13:15:50 -0700 (PDT) VINCENT ADEKULE CHAMBERS,
BARRISTER AND SOLOICITOR AT LAW,
4B,GERRALD AVENUE [address has changed slightly]
LAGOS NIGERIA.

18TH/06/2003.

Dear Sir Marmite,

We extend our greetings from the adekunle chambers to you and we are sorry in the late response to your last mail due to many engagement on our table but it is better to do so now than never.

We have note your suggestion and content without doubt we are sure that you will have a nice stay in our country from the point of your arrival and departure.The oath of alligience will be be study and respond to accordingly but for the fund involve that we require it is so due to the fact that we have so many commitment to our numerous cutomersfor the next 4weeks and we will not want our services to you be drag behind so if you will do as we say it will really ease our job and the stress you will go through when you arrive here

because i will have to travel to the capital territory of my country to get this papers involve

and you should remeber that we have other customers to attend to .

Please understand with us and our coperation is assured as we wait for your urgent response to this mail.

VINCENT ADEKUNLE (SAN)

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: 18 Jun 2003, 01:41:30 PM

Dear Mr Adedumle

Many thanks for your prompt and response and consideration of the nicities of this business. I shall ask Candice if she would prefer a long or short view in regards to transaction. Naturally she may feel that a few more days in the sunshine is of no consequence, especially as it is now half term at Tardis. I know from past experience that she enjoys relaxation and sunbathing, so perhaps you can recommend an exclusive beach somewhere away from johnny public, or failing that a hotel with golfing facilities? I really need to touch up my handicap.

In the meantime however nothing can be finally decided until I am in receipt of the Oath.

Best wishes

MARMITE

PRINCESS CANDY

19 Jun 2003, 01:25:21 AM

Hey guess what Uncle Marmite says we may be coming out to see yu which wuld be soo cool k? Can u say what is best to do and wear and stuff cos I am not sure bout these things. If u have any friends we culd meet up with and have a laugh that wuld be great too k. Maybe we can all go out for a barby, cos i luv them! u say in any case and whatever we do it shuld be fun!! u redy and sorted then lol? I am all excited and looking forward to it lots now. And if u want anything from London jus let me know k and i will see what i can get for u but u will have to say quick els b 2 late.

hope cya soon k

C xx

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

Subject: OATH
Date: Thu, 19 Jun 2003 10:28:55 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Sir Marmite,
We have gone through the request from your side and as well discuss with Mr Wale William if your request is suitable to him which he sees as alright so in ask him to append is signature also attach is passport photograph with the document. He is the one on the right while in person is my attach passport photograph on the left.
I decided to add to the content in the oath to make it comfortable to all parties involve but if it was for me to present i will do that on letter headed paper with logo but since it is your request i carried it out this way.however i expect you and princess candice to sign as well below for other parties and as well attac your passport photograph Sir to it and that of the princess for equality to all involve .
You will get more of our services and capabilities as we proceed in our endeavour to serve you best as we await your response to this mail.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: 19 Jun 2003, 03:53:56 PM

My Dear Chap

This is splendid news, and headed paper is quite acceptable for the purposes of the Oath.

I did not receive the attachments though, please resend them and we can really get the ball rolling.

Is there any news on the accomodation front for the Princess and myself? I would hate to have to compromise on our usual expected high standards, I am sure you understand, old boy.

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

Date: Thu, 19 Jun 2003 07:03:49 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Sir Marmite,

Once again we got your mail dated 18th of june the year 2003.Presently we are working on the paper work of the oath of alligience and should get back to you before the close of work .

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: 19 Jun 2003, 03:57:19 PM

My Dear Mr Adedumle

This is excellent news. It will certainly put your professionalism in the proper light. Candy was here with me a short while ago, and it would be hard to describe just how excited she was.

I await the necessary documentation eagerly.

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

Date: Fri, 20 Jun 2003 05:43:24 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Sir Marmite,
We have gone through the request from your side and as well discuss with Mr Wale William if your request is suitable to him which he sees as alright so i ask him to append is signature also attach is passport photograph with the document. He is the one on the right while in person is my attach passport photograph on the left.
I decided to add to the content in the oath to make it comfortable to all parties involve .however i expect you and princess candice to sign as other parties involve and as well attach your passport photograph. For equality to all involve .
You will get more of our services and capabilities as we proceed in our endeavour to serve you best but we must let you know Sir, that though we recognise the power vest upon you from the palace we at our chambers will not allow that to elude our stand most importantly the ethics of the legal practition.

If it was my chambers presenting you this oath that is when we can make use of our chambers letter headed but it was your opinion so i draft it for the equality of all involve and comfort.To avoid injustice and being fare as recognise by the rulle of law i expect you to duly sign this document and attach your passport to it likewise should the princess do in this manner.

We look forward to you enjoying our services but in representing you and at your physical presence and please make haste to let me know of your plans as my schedule will be very hectic in the weeks to come and for the transaction of this height it will not ogour well for me to send any of the team workers in my office to make available all you will need at your arrival it is simply depreciating to the palace which is not our earlier arrange plan.

We wait your response speedly.

[Sir Marmite adds: Her Majesty wishes me to confirm to Scamorama readers that a merkin is a pubic wig.]

WALE WILLIAMS

20 Jun 2003, 12:21:03 PM

Dear Princess,

Thanks for the mail well i look forward to your arrival and i assure you that your stay in my country will be splendid and you will not get any hospitality less what is enjoy at the palace.

Sir, Marmite already have the oath of alligence you have to append your signature as well and attach your passport too.

Take care and have a wonderfull weekend.

WALE.

PRINCESS CANDY

Date: 21 Jun 2003, 09:46:22 AM

Hiya Willy

This is gonna be neat y'kno, doing all this stuff. Hey, you got a pool? Uncle says that when we get there we wil hve some real fun what with all the money to spend and everything so I can't wait lol?

But can u let me know wat I shuld bring cos I am not sure what we need k. I got bikini and t shirt and all sort of other stuff just wanna now exactly. Also, if there is a place to go clubbing cos i like that.

Candy X

ps I seen ur pic now what u sent Uncle lol, and u look cute ;-)

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: 23 Jun 2003, 09:38:31 AM

My Dear Adedumle

Thank you very much for the prompt dispatch of the Oath and you will be pleased to know that I have passed it over to our Mr Barrymore, our Commissioner for Oaths, who will no doubt be in touch should there be any queries.

In the meantime, I am attaching the paperwork from our end, together with my passport photograph as requested. Naturally we are all looking forward to hastening this business to a speedy and profitable conclusion.

Have you any news about suitable accomodation for Candy and myself? I am prepared to share a room with Her Royal Highness, as long the terms and conditions for such an arrangement are discreet and secure. This being the case, is it possible to have a waterbed?



MICHAEL MONTAGUE BARRYMORE

[Sir Marmite and Lady Agatha's learned legal advisor]

Cc: vincent_adekunle@yahoo.com
Date: 23 Jun 2003, 10:04:01 AM
Subject: Oath from Mr Adekunle

Dear Sir Marmite

RE OATH FROM MR ADEUNKUNLE

In receipt of the above document, as per your instigation of the 22nd instance. On an immediate pro-neb com basis, in total of the Royal Sinecure, the issue would seem to be whether the full Vas Deferens of this matter can be resolved without full long baloney. Is this to be expected, or will the matter be in full con redux quims afadavit?

I quote the statue most pertaining, viz 556 /111-12 ac referring.

Please check before proceeding.

I am, Sir at your further disposal.

In all good faith

BARRYMORE
Michael Barrymore AASA, DFC,
HER MAJESTYS COMMONWEALTH COMMISSIONER OF OATHS
2645 Gooliepully Road
Stringalonga, TOCUMWAL,NSW,2714
Phone: (02) 9298 3777
Fax: (02) 9298 3780

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

23 / 06 / 2003.

Dear Sir Marmite,

This chambers received your mail dated 23rd of june 2003 and we are some how dissapointed in your late response to this mail and from the content you did not meet the obligations requested our chambers,however we shall respond to your mail again and make our stand clear.

We received a copy of the mail from MICHEAL MONTAGUE BARRYMORE this a development welcome considering the palace protocol but Sir, you did not fill the attachment of the oath with your appedix signature as requested to be fill and send back to our chambers please we encourage you to do so for proper documentation.

Sir,for the accommodation and other facilities you requsted we assure you that you that it will be a splendid trip as every thing as been work out with full pledge security for you and the princess it is a suit and well furnish with a five star treatment for the royal house just be rest assured that everything is perfect down here with the water bed you requestedand the rest.At your arrival you will be glad you did all you need to do is be prepared for the cost and do let us know days intended to spend in our country so that we can give you the estimate of accomodation cost .The suit is in waterfront and a site of a laggon as well suitable for relaxation.

Sir,we stand clear that without our request being met in relation to the money needed to secure this document which will ease our hectic routine and be gurantee of your geniune priority to this transaction as ours .We will not be able to put things in other to your satisafaction which is simply chaos to all .This chambers have in our best way kind given you our services even against the ethics of this proffession just to make sure your need is well taken care of as my team of lawyers is working and makinf findings to the betterment of this transaction.Being reasonable we can not go on working without the assurance from you of equal commitment because as it is now the sucess of this transaction solely depends oon your coperation with us and Mr wale.doing as we ask you to do will prove a long way of your readiness to come to our country without making us work in vain and as well build castle in the air.

So we expect your response in due and prompt time of the fund to be send through western union money transfer with the name of the secretary to the chambers given to you and princess and for quick clearance and pick up make sure it is sent in two batches the first $4500 and the balance to follow.With this done we are assure of your readiness and commitment to this issue at hand just as we take it as one of our paramount service in this chambers.

Thank you,

VINCENT ADEKUNLE (SAN)

HEAD OF CHAMBERS.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

24 Jun 2003, 01:44:17 AM

My Dear Mr Adenkunle

I am surprised that you have not recieved the paperwork which I despatched earlier, and trust now it is all in order. Naturally I will look to arrange transfer of the monies as soon as the final, niggling, queries are resolved. (I am assuming that golden dorks are acceptable?) I believe that Mr Barrymore has raised some issues in regards to the Oath, and must wait until these are resolved until we finalise the small details, of course. I am sure you will understand the necessity of doing things properly.

Its is certainly good news about the water bed and the high standard of the proposed accomodation for Princess Candy and myself. I am assuming that our room together will be secluded and that we will not be likely to be disturbed during important private discussions?

PRINCESS CANDY

Date: 24 Jun 2003, 01:47:41 AM

Hiya Vincent

This is great, cos I have my sun cream and stuff now and am all redy to go k!

I hope Uncle is treating u k as he can seem a bit strict at first but hes a nice man c?

Cy soon then?

C xx

PS Hey u gotta X box?

WALE WILLIAMS

23 Jun 2003, 09:59:53 AM

Dear Princess,

How are you and the entire household? i hope you had a wonderful weekend?

Sequel to our matter at hand my dear i want you and your uncle to see this transaction as a important one that will change our entire lively hood i am really hoping on this fund and do not want anything that will bring the down fall of this transaction.

I want you to understand now that there is a change in the management i guess you know what that means, we have to act fast to get this money wire to your account in London by getting the neccesary document to back up the claim fund. Right now i cannot go or speak with the lawyer as i have not heard of any development from your uncle as regard the lawyer request.

Please i want you to do you and i a favour by speaking with your uncle concerning this transaction so that he can realise the reasons why the lawyers request should be met and the speedy response of every party involve in this transaction guranty the ultimate success to our favour.

Wale

I

PRINCESS CANDY

Date: 24 Jun 2003, 01:51:58 AM

Hiya Willy

This is great cos I am getting a bit nervus now about this stuff. Uncle is off at Smegaroon for the billiards but will have a word when he cums back, k?

u k then?

C xx

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

23 / 06 / 2003.

Dear Sir Marmite,

We are in receipt of your mail and also ready for you to sort out certain clause your laywe finds out in the oath but remember that time is business considering the value of the transaction at hand and our commitment to other clients in our care.

Without mixing words all we are asking of you is more zeal and commitment as we have put in here in my country.

VINCENT ADEKUNLE (SAN)

H.O.C

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

24 Jun 2003, 08:02:31 AM

My Dear chap

I am completely in agreement with your sentiments, although I find your short tone rather disconcerting. I have explained the situation vis-a-viz some fine tuning of the Oath, and you now surely have had the paperwork from our end. My niece Candy has her bags packed, and we wish to proceed with all due despatch in this matter. She is very excited, as I could tell at lunch when we played watersports in the Palace pool.

Kindly adjust your attitude, sir, or I will more vigorously pursue an offer received this weekend from a countryman of yours, a Mr Abacha. I must say his suggestions at a lucrative business relationship seem even more attractive, and without the ungenteel hint at opprobrium. Let me say that I would not anticipate working with you both as I do not want to spread myself too thinly.

Have you made the necessary applications to Mr Barrymore?

MICHAEL MONTAGUE BARRYMORE

Date: 24 Jun 2003, 09:02:49 AM
Subject: OATH from Mr Aduenkunle AS PER INSTANCE
Cc: vincent_adekunle@yahoo.com

Ref: AD/23603/TWERP1

Dear Sir Marmite

FURTHER to my previous referencing of the Oath submitted by one Adeunkunle on the 22nd instance, my copy as per your original reference, I have still NOT HEARD BACK from the gentleman with a resolution to the expressed QUERIES re quims & etc etc.

Please ADVISE if this neb com buisiness can be in situ delicatus, or if I should remain ad indefinum flagrente.

Your ref should provide the simulcritude pertaining.

BARRYMORE
Michael Barrymore AASA, DFC,
HER MAJESTYS COMMONWEALTH COMMISSIONER OF OATHS
2645 Gooliepully Road
Stringalonga, TOCUMWAL,NSW,2714
Phone: (02) 9298 3777
Fax: (02) 9298 3780

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

Tue, 24 Jun 2003 17:31:31 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Sir Marmite,
The chambers have not receive any paper work tiil now all we got was a mail from our learned colleague which we have respond to and we completely apologise for any words of discreet from this chambers and totally withdraw any statement that might have lead to that all we are doing is to be double sure you are in pursuit of this transaction as one priority since we could not confirm that from Mr WALE WILLIAM but now we know better and we assure you of our best service at all time.
Sir, we advice you to be carefull of faud mails by nettsnifers and scammers majority from my country as their dealings is no longer news to us or any country please ensure to direct whoever contact you to our chambers and we can assure you of the go ahead if it is clean and good for you to be a part of,for instance the issue of the abacha family is well known scam all over the world that you must desist from with immediate effect besides this family have been in the black book of the goverment of my country and the goverment of so many countries including your as well so it is advisable in your best intrest not to mingle with such act of high level of felony and corruption with this act moreover from all reports and source it is fake and dubious.
This chambers duely represent your intrest here in my country and other part of west africa as we do liase with other legal and competent chambers in various country to give our client the best service and satifaction gurantee,on this note we advice you to be carefull of the mails you give attention from africa majorly from my country better still contact us of any such development and we will advice you freely on how best to go about it.
Once again we apologise any discreet content to the royal family for without you our service is needless but once we get on well this chambers is rest assure of the testimony that will be receive from the royal family helping in our service expansion alot.
With all regards,
VINCENT ADEKUNLE (SAN)
HEAD OF CHAMBERS.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

25 Jun 2003, 02:49:15 AM

My Dear Adedumle

This is alarming news indeed. That such perfidy should exist is quite an eye opener! However Mr Abacha has assured me of his best intentions and it behoves me to act in the best interest of Her Majesty, as I am sure you will understand. This naturally means the exploration of every opportunity which presents itself. The necessary, and expensive, refurbishment of the Togal-Boloch tea rooms after the disasterous fire earlier in the year means this is essential. Incidentally when I mentioned your name to him in passing, he called you a 'rogue and mugu scoundrel' and placed your parentage in very unflattering terms I must say, which raised some eyebrows here.

In the meantime I thank you for your continue patience in all matters. I will check that the paperwork is resubmitted at once. I am unfortunately relying upon the secretarial skills of my new equirry, Mr Miracsky, who sometime is apt to be technically awkward.

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

24TH/ 06/2003.
Dear Learned Colleague Barrymore,
This chambers received your mail but do not agree totally that this is a paper work as regards the oath but a mail of explanation however we shall put the position of things straight to you just the way they are at the moment.
The issue is one of most senistive service rendering on this field as such the matter be in full con redux quims afadavit but all these will be completed in a matter of days at most just three working days so long the documents in question to back up the claim of this fund is secured and available in other to avoid hectic trip of the royal house as well as giving the best hospitality to our client.
This chambers is always ready to work in supplement with your chambers in other to give Sir Marmite and princess candice a satisafactory visit.
VINCENT ADEKUNLE (SAN)
H.O.D

MICHAEL MONTAGUE BARRYMORE

Ref 25603/GITLAD

Dear Mr ADEKUNLE

re: OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE in full issue

My thanks for the COMMUNICATION of your last instance.

Please have the QUERIES as per my last instruction answered pro temps absenta as I may be away for a few days shortly.

Our most pressing concern is the CON REDUX QUIMS which appears to be unresolved. Is this likely to prove a real OBSTACLE to the fulfilment of the business of the Royal Family? Naturally such elements can perpetuate the process, inter alia.

Please make issue with this and provide the necessary reassurances at the earliest instance, all relevant statutes being in proviso, of course.

BARRYMORE

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

Wed, 25 Jun 2003 05:48:18 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Sir Mirmite,
It is quite unfortunate that a man of your high esteem could expose dealings of this height to people with perilious background even when you have expertraite at your disposal but ours is to let you now that where you are heading to is dangerous and the qualification and language abuse your latest freind use is most common to the code of this scammers we are talking about. We have put in our best in this and we will wait for what next it will be .

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

25 Jun 2003, 07:47:56 AM

My Dear Mr Adedumle

You may rest content that you remain my first choice in this business, as long as your continued professionalism and courtesy is assured. Mr Abacha is simply a business connection which remains intriguing and I continue to exercise discretion.

Please attend to the business and let us proceed forthwith to the next stage. I have the dorks ready and my niece is looking forward to packing her calfskin travel bags.

What is the name of the hotel you have looked out for us?

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

25TH /06/2003.

Dear Sir Marmite,

We are glad to hear of this positive trend from you and i assure you that the tireless team of lawyers in our chambers are working round the clock to make sure you have the best trip ever outside the royal house and second to none.We had discussion with several hotelier and settle for the best hotel on the hinterland the name of the hotel is EKO LA MERIDEAN HOTEL and we agreed on the choice of suit for princess and you Sir, which contain of two living rooms and three private rooms equip with up to date modern equipment that befits the persons of a royal house including two private security attach to you both as well Sir.The view of the hinterland from your room is a sight you and princes will enjoy as well as the slide of meandering water of the beach will be delight to see from your room i bet you will enjoy all of it with swimming pool, club house and golf court all in a stone throw.Come and have some fun as you wish and order also a trip to the la campign tropicana resort every evening after the rising of the sun is also already arrange. With all this inline for you,it is going to be the best trip you will commend on i assure you without mixing words.

Today we respond to the request of our learned colleague barrymore on the issue on ground,we will appreciate if you will let us know how many days you intend spending with princess so that we can let you have the estimate of the accommodation arrangement and other standing issue on ground.

Thank you for your continual patronage of our services

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: 26 Jun 2003, 02:26:44 AM

My Dear Adedumle

It is excellent news that you have found suitable accomodation for our party and at such short notice, which looks as it will prove acceptable. You are correct to assume that we will have security personnel with us, and their requirements should be allowed for. Rest assured, though, that the presence of bodyguards Paddy and Willis will not be intrusive and that being thorough professional, they will remain discreet at all times. However it is best if neither you or your boys make a sudden movement when we talk. The Princess and I will, as previously mentioned, be travelling incognito for understandable security purposes and I will supply the secret names we have chosen shortly so that reservations can be formalised.

All being well, and once Mr Barrymore has pronounced on the outstanding quims, we shall look to make travel next week and it will be excellent to finally meet up and give you what you deserve. Perhaps, after business is transacted, you will join us on the golf course for a few rounds? I am sure that you will find caddying very pleasurable. Either that, or we can enjoy a sherry in the club house.

As a gesture of thanks perhaps I can bring a little something back for you from London? I think this has been raised before and I never had a reply from your good selves. I can suggest a souvenir from the Tower like a Beefeater's hat, or an official Duke of Edinburgh paperweight from the Palace gift shop as being excellent choices. Please let me know.

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

Thu, 26 Jun 2003 03:31:49 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Sir Marmite,

We receive your mail and the palace protocol will be stictly observe as you want it and their will not be any move of suddeness as we are your representative and nothing more will make us move without your conscent to every issue.

It is true you mention getting me a gift like wise princess i do not mind all that you mention and i will not ming perfect good suites that can be worn to the court and the bank when going to claim this fund but we do not is that important that you enjoying our sevices to the fullest.

However we expect to hear from you in good time and completely meet up with your obligation of the fund to be send through western union so as to allow us plan ahead and make your trip conversant and pleasurable rather than start running around at your arrival in a rush to put things in place.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: 26 Jun 2003, 09:27:24 AM

My Dear Adedumle

I am pleased to received your constant solicitudes. I would happy to order a suit or two from the Royal tailors Tatt & Moore. Please let me have your measurements, inside leg, chest, waist & etc, and I shall delightedly instruct them at once. Are you a blue serge man my dear chap, or do you prefer linen? I am sure we might consider a boater too, please contemplate your current rim size and make a careful measure.

We have the golden dorks ready, but as I have mentioned it may be happiest to pass these over in person.

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

Thu, 26 Jun 2003 18:01:17 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Sir Marmite,

We are receipt of your mail and the content well noted,we will try to respond to your mail in the best way we can to avoid complications.

Sir, about the fund we requested for it is pertinnent to let you know that it will be unwise and not call for to start running aroung at your arrival where as things should already be put in place and every other thing should be at your disposal freely and not trying to please you:am sure Sir that you will agree with us that the best way to any eventfull and sucessfull trip is to plan and with proper arrangement so is it when you arrive that will will start placing things.No sir as you are our guest and should be treated as such,for example the trip from the airport to where your suit is located is about 30minutes to one full hour and you reason that it is when you get there that we should start putting arrangement on ground i do expect that as you as well treat guest to a rousing welcome and i am sure it is not this way you want it.

The best we can do is put things in place and at your arrival what will be left will just be a few work that is making sure you get what so ever you want rather than comencing on the whole schedule at your arrival it is never encourage anywhere at all,moreso team of our chambers will be booked in this same hotel to make sure we are at your beckon for whatsoever and at anytime.

If you have been following events of my country you will know that election have just been concluded and grief opposition are going to the tribunal to seek redress as a matter of fact our chambers is involve in defendant of some of our client or in petition of opposition and this is expected of this chambers duely representing our cients am pointing out here a case of equal services given to all our client and as the head of this chambers it is expected of me quality of an exemplary leader.

Our schedule is always tight and busy and with the tribunal issue i tell you it is not to be imagine how is going to look like and you do not expect me to leave a sensitive transaction of this height with the royal house in the hands of junior colleague in the chambers.Sir i have to see to it myself to the end like wise the plight of our other client who will expect me to be equal in my services rendered to all as always proclaim.

The major reason i want to get those document before your arrival are simply base on the agreement of my chambers on the best way to manage our time during this period:getting this document will make me stay in abuja capital territory of my country for at least 72hours which is a lot of time give away at the instance of other clients and also it will enable me send the a copy to you by fax for you to study and at your arrival i can expanciate on the content of the document which by doing will safe us a lot of time as we go to the the bank to claim this fund which will at least take three days.Sir, for everyday that i have a case at the tribunal in abuja or other part of the country i will have to travel down to lagos on daily basis just to ensure we discuss at lenght on whatever you want to be,though a team of lawyers will be at your beckon all the time my mobile line will be available to you and that of my wife just in case you want my presence before the time schedule as i have to manage my time in the best way i can.

We hope you see reason with us and comply to our yields and it will be so easy for all of us to work as a team and partner. On this we stand only and resolve to at our chambers as we look forward to your continual patronage of our services.

VINCENT ADEKUNLE (SAN)

H.O.D

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: 27 Jun 2003, 01:43:42 AM
Subject: TO ADEDUMLE

My Dear Adekumle

I am alarmed that you have taken on so much business and that there is a suggestion that you are now perhap unable to fulfil the obligations in this matter. This being the case, perhaps there is another legal firm which may be better placed to perform the duties with all haste and solicitude? I am keen to resolve this doubts as soon as possible. I am having none of these hesitations with Mr Abacha, it must be said. Speaking to Candy a few minutes ago in the Palace sun lounge she was very disappointed in this development and I had to spend long minutes consoling her.

In regards to the transport time from the airport, this will have to be acceptable, although please ensure that there is an air conditioned limousine available, and not one of those horrible local taxis full of flies.

I have the dorks in front of me on my Regency desk, do you want this transaction or do you not?

WALE WILLIAMS

25 Jun 2003, 06:10:25 AM

Hello Princess,

The lawyer told me that your uncle is dealing with some other nigeria who claim to be Mr Abacha the late president of my country or is son .It is totally not true i suppose but if it is then the whole reason of this transaction is threaten and i am a little expose now ashe is talking about us with him.

Something need to be done fast if you know a way out so that we can get this fund quickly ,we have procastinate so much on this.

WALE.

PRINCESS CANDY

Date: 27 Jun 2003, 02:35:15 AM

Hiya Wily

Well this is news to me then cos I dont no whats goin happen now k. Hey, u no this other guy then?

C xx

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

25TH /06/2003.

Dear Barrymore,
We have state clearly that without the CON REDUX QUIMS the whole issue can not be move forward but commitmennt by the royal house towards this will give us the reassurance that at sucessful complete of this transaction the others can be sorted out.
We have met all what you ask in just a simple form for every party to understand better and not appropriate to start arguing the legal complications and not ethical in the the practise on this field.

MICHAEL MONTAGUE BARRYMORE

Date: 27 Jun 2003, 02:35:35 AM
Subject: OATH

Dear Mr Adekunle

Ref 27603/LADGIT

WHEREAS we have not yet been in cogniscent receipt of FULL CON REDUX QUIMS are obliged to recommend to Sir Marmite that this business is possible FLAGRENTE TWIX JUDICE. I am open to your opinion on this matter and wish to DISCOVER why the delay is occuring. All RELEVANT STATUTES continue to apply, (Bondice AGR:STAT 1:/123, Rex v Newman 1976 ad. cipt)

You will recall PREVIOUS correspondence in reference to this and in all neb. com. pither withstandments.

I am waiting for the most urgent despatch in this matter as I believe Sir Marmite is contemplating visiting your to conclude matters.

BARRYMORE

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

Date: Thu, 26 Jun 2003 18:01:17 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Sir Marmite,

We are receipt of your mail and the content well noted,we will try to respond to your mail in the best way we can to avoid complications.

Sir, about the fund we requested for it is pertinnent to let you know that it will be unwise and not call for to start running aroung at your arrival where as things should already be put in place and every other thing should be at your disposal freely and not trying to please you:am sure Sir that you will agree with us that the best way to any eventfull and sucessfull trip is to plan and with proper arrangement so is it when you arrive that will will start placing things.No sir as you are our guest and should be treated as such,for example the trip from the airport to where your suit is located is about 30minutes to one full hour and you reason that it is when you get there that we should start putting arrangement on ground i do expect that as you as well treat guest to a rousing welcome and i am sure it is not this way you want it.

The best we can do is put things in place and at your arrival what will be left will just be a few work that is making sure you get what so ever you want rather than comencing on the whole schedule at your arrival it is never encourage anywhere at all,moreso team of our chambers will be booked in this same hotel to make sure we are at your beckon for whatsoever and at anytime.

If you have been following events of my country you will know that election have just been concluded and grief opposition are going to the tribunal to seek redress as a matter of fact our chambers is involve in defendant of some of our client or in petition of opposition and this is expected of this chambers duely representing our cients am pointing out here a case of equal services given to all our client and as the head of this chambers it is expected of me quality of an exemplary leader.

[Mr. Adekunle may be referring to the recent presidential election in Nigeria, which the incumbent (Pres. Obasanjo) won. The opposing All Nigeria People's Party claimed the election was fixed. All of which has nothing to do with Mr. Adekunle's attempt to get some dough out of Sir Marmite. But you knew that.]

Our schedule is always tight and busy and with the tribunal issue i tell you it is not to be imagine how is going to look like and you do not expect me to leave a sensitive transaction of this height with the royal house in the hands of junior colleague in the chambers.Sir i have to see to it myself to the end like wise the plight of our other client who will expect me to be equal in my services rendered to all as always proclaim.

The major reason i want to get those document before your arrival are simply base on the agreement of my chambers on the best way to manage our time during this period:getting this document will make me stay in abuja capital territory of my country for at least 72hours which is a lot of time give away at the instance of other clients and also it will enable me send the a copy to you by fax for you to study and at your arrival i can expanciate on the content of the document which by doing will safe us a lot of time as we go to the the bank to claim this fund which will at least take three days.Sir, for everyday that i have a case at the tribunal in abuja or other part of the country i will have to travel down to lagos on daily basis just to ensure we discuss at lenght on whatever you want to be,though a team of lawyers will be at your beckon all the time my mobile line will be available to you and that of my wife just in case you want my presence before the time schedule as i have to manage my time in the best way i can.

We hope you see reason with us and comply to our yields and it will be so easy for all of us to work as a team and partner. On this we stand only and resolve to at our chambers as we look forward to your continual patronage of our services.

VINCENT ADEKUNLE (SAN)

H.O.D

PRINCESS CANDY

Date: 27 Jun 2003, 02:39:12 AM

Hey Mr Adekunle

Uncle jus said that there was heavy probs now with whats happning, is that relly so? i am so disappointed bout not bein able to cum see you and everything, but then he says wait n c so supose thats what i will have to do. pls pls try and get it done tho k? cos i am lookin forward to flying out soon and have just bought new swim stuf too!!

cya (i hope)

Candy xx

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

From: VINCENT ADEKUNLE vincent_adekunle@yahoo.com
To: m.barrymore
Resent-To: Scam-o-Readers
Date: 27 Jun 2003, 07:25:22 AM
Subject: that curious sentence

Note the undeleted half sentence at the start of the Lad's latest - have they twigged? Or is FULL QUIMS still on the cards?

[We think VA just forgot whom he was writing to - see his next note to Princess Candy.]

your uncle thinklsthisis just one of those VINCENT ADEKUNLE CHAMBERS,

BARRISTER ANDSOLICITOR AT LAW,

4B,GERALD AVENUE,

LAGOSNIGERIA.

27TH/06 /2003.

Dear Learned Colleague Barry,

I have to state that we will apreciate your effort and contribution to make this transaction asucessfull one we have to break it down here as we are on the same field it is pertinent to note that the fund to be claim by the royal housein my country require due legal strenght and backup by law from the federal high court in my country through the federal ministry of justice since the fund asnot been turn over in the past four yearsand i accordance to section C,subsection A of the 1999constitution of my country and the act of regulation for the transfer of fund offshore by the apex bank it is a preriqusite to provide thefollowing documents :

AFFIDAVIT OF CLAIM: This is the certificate showing that the fund isclean of money laundering act inmy country and as well certify for effective transfer which authorise my bank to ensure thesmooth transfer of thisfund.

TAX CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE: This isthe certificate fromthe liason office call tax office under the ministry of justice that the fund isnot in any way indicted for tax avation.

OATH CERTIFICATE: Prove of relationship and origin of the fund with the claimer and it include certify prove of transaction transpired on this fund till date.

We hope you will uderstandwhy it isparamount to work ahead of time.

VINCENT ADEKUNLE (SAN).

H.O.C

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

27TH/06 /2003

Dear Candice Windsor,

We are trying our best possible on thisend to make sure things goes well but your uncle isseeing thisfromanother angle though we share is view and reason but we have put in somuch in this than compromise andlet that affect your pleasurable trip which will are seriously guiding against if only you can make him see reason thefund can even be in your account before you arivehere and all you will need to do is have so much fun here till you go back knowing fully well tghat it is well confirm in your account or better still if you on your own can raisesome fund no matter how it look like it will go a long way to boost our preparation for your arrival and that of your uncle sometime you have to prove people wrong by doing the unexpected and earning your own respect.

We are at your service all the time.

VINCENT ADEKUNLE (SAN)

H.O.C.

MICHAEL MONTAGUE BARRYMORE

Date: 30 Jun 2003, 05:13:52 AM

Our ref 300603/LADTWE-RP

Dear Mr Adenlunke

WHEREAS in REDUX QUIM ad errant becomes a possibility then these matters should be regarded as the necessary next step. My clients WILL BE PLEASED TO CONSIDER any and all documentation in full substantiation of legal REQUIREMENTS.

Please ensure that FULL QUIMS is in order and provide the prolax IN TWIX as per the relevant statutes (my REFERENCE) ab sit. as in previous communication OR AT LEAST MAKE SQUITZ MANIFEST.

No behaviour, all restraint and nomenclatures vis a viz the Vas Deferens indicative should of course be inferred, naturally.

PLEASE GIVE THIS YOUR MOST URGENT ATTENTION or I shall feel obliged to return a nils desperandum pro fartum MISSIVE to my clients in view of OATH NEGATION.

Barrymore

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: 30 Jun 2003, 06:11:18 AM

My Dear Barrymore

Perhaps we ought to hold fire a while with this gentleman and proceed forthwith along the lines suggested by Mr Abacha who has excellent credentials. I am worried that there is too much prevarication in the current instance for it to be entirely satisfactory.

MARMITE

WALE WILLIAMS

cc: Princess Candy

Date: 30 Jun 2003, 06:57:18 AM

Dear Sir Marmite,
How are you today, it has been sometime since you heard from me it was due to the preparation of my bank for the latest strike action going on now in my country in which respect i want to put forward this new development. The management of my bank pass round a circular memo of the information that is vital to receipt of fund by foreigners and offshore accounts and to this regards we are inform as officer in charge to inform our clients of this situation that can lead to delay of fund wire transfer or receipt due to likely uproar as a result of the on going strike in my country,hereby advice any payment procedure completed for transfer to be effect imediately by our sister bank in europe .
Sir, i will encourage you to receive this fund from BBVA BANK OF SPAIN which is our sister bank due to the major reason that we do not know how long the lumming strike will take and if banking structure will not be revitalise after this strike.
To this effect i have been working in our intrest to make sure we get this fund in princess account in the easiest and convinent way possible,however the management of my bank have sent offical instruction to effect by bank to bank diplomatic transfer and as at today the BBVA bank of spain confirm the arrival of the fund in question with them where you will be require to come and sign the necessary documents and make effect of the fund to the beneficiary account yourself.
If you wish to confirm anything please endeavour to call the director of foreign payment Mr SAMUEL BROWN ON 234-803-714-3090 but do not let him know i am working in your interest just tell him you want to confrim the fund of princess CANDICE WINDSOR of the said account number which you can get from the princess herself.

For the lawyer you can leave that for me to handle i will let him know of this development when i hear from you as regards this new development.
v Wale Williams

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

cc: Princess Candice Windsor

Date: 30 Jun 2003, 08:58:54 AM

My Dear Mr Wale

This is excellent news. I must admit that Candice and I were getting concerned about the viability of this operation and your latest missive has helped put our minds at rest. I believe that a hotel is in hand and I can now look to travel incognito with my entourage next week in order to conclude this business.

Your lawyer friend is having a suit made for him by the Royal outfitters by the way. Would you like to put in an order for yourself for one, or perhaps something more informal, like plus fours or a kilt? Please let me know my dear fellow and I will see to it as way of thanks.

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

Date: Mon, 30 Jun 2003 07:55:20 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Sir Marmite,

We are very please to inform you that our services have been given to you in the best way we can afford which i doubt anyone can beat to if they are not after second profit,even if you want us to get you a limosuine,you still want us to do that on our expenses?think about all you are saying and we all know it can not work in that manners if you are sincerely commited to this transaction as you claim.

Sir we will not fight or beg in respect for you to have our service,in your intrest choose that which suit you and the end will always justify the means, moreso the diffrent between truth and lie is time be warned.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: 30 Jun 2003, 09:13:31 AM

My Dear Mr Adekunle

I understand the import of your communication. However I am concerned about the time involved in this transaction. Mr Abacha has got the bull by the horns in this respect, and has even sent us a small monetry token as a gesture of good faith, which shows charming honesty.

Please be reassured I am open to persuasion but I needs must use the evidence of my own eyes, especially with the reputation of the Royal Family at stake.

In the meantime please give us some days next week at which we may travel to best convenience in this matter, reaching our hotel swiftly and to prompt advantage, as I do not want to be cooped up in some sweaty barracks and the like.

warmest regards

MARMITE

WALE WILLIAMS

30 Jun 2003, 09:34:30 AM

Dear Sir Marmite,

I got your mail and i hope the princess and the palace activities is alright?

please i will like you to get more information on how to proceed to our sister bank ,BBVA BANK OF SPAIN from the director i mention to you through the phone number so that he can give you the contact to the officer in charge to this account and who will be responsible for the wire transfer.

My bank already make povision for a representative of my bank to be available for any assistance you will need in spain but i think i should be on hand as well to make the trip if work here permits.

WALE.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

01 Jul 2003, 02:35:26 AM

My Dear Mr Wale

This is certainly a surprise as both Candy and I were expecting to travel to Africa rather than Spain (indeed I have only just procured my Beri Beri injections and factor 12 sun cream).

Please let us know what is happening. Candy I know will be very disappointed.

WALE WILLIAMS

01 Jul 2003, 07:00:07 AM

Dear Sir Marmite,

It is true you were suppose to come over here but their is an on going strike going on in my country that is very stiff between the goverment and labour that as paralyse the work force of the entire nation and to avoid any delay my bank came up with that option for clients to receive their fund from our sister bank which i mention the name in my last mail and this was decided in the intrest of our customers to avoid delay of their payment from our bank here as we do not know when exactly the strike will be over.

I apologise for any inconvienences but certainly this will be closer to your destination and no lawyer will have to direct this affairs just between you and the management of my bank.

I look forward to hearing from you on this development.

Wale.

[ScamO Note: If you don't have an infrastructure set up to to receive, deceive, and thieve from a 'guest' in Lagos, then change venues to Spain. If you haven't got the wherewithal at all, it's better to hold out for a nice money order from Western Union. Infrastructure = thugs to meet victim at airport, car to transport victim, place to hold victim for ransom, or, if things are going more smoothly, money to pay bureaucrat to rent office for an hour to look official. Plus wining and dining.]

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

01 Jul 2003, 07:45:33 AM

Dear Mr Wale

This will I suppose have to do, as it is closer to home and more convenient in that respect. Naturally Candy will be disappointed as she has been to Spain before (she went on a royal visit to Smegancia last year). I just hope that I do not get a dicky stomach with all those ghastly Catalan canapes.

Please look to finding accomodation of the same quality as before and I will consider the options. Do try and secure air conditioned rooms my dear chap at the very least, and hopefully something with a bit of class.

WALE WILLIAMS

01 Jul 2003, 09:00:32 AM

Dear Sir Marmite,

Thank you for your second mail in which you send me today, i understand all your content and i will like you to understand i do not plan for this either but it is better for us in other to avoid futher delay in the receipt of this fund and in this respect i will want you to go ahead by your humble self and secure the accommodation issue as you can get good hotels that will suit you and the princess as well make booking and reservations for your entire entourage online. This you will agree with me it is easy and beeter as well, moreso you need to get contact immediately with the BBVA BANK of spain in time so that we get things solve and completed once and for all.

For my dear princess her trip to africa is not finally aborted as she thinks because once this fund is effected in her account she can as well take a visit to my country have a pleasant, pleasure fun trip ever after which everyone of us can go back to your country and plan on how this fund would be invested with modalities.

Sir,i am sure this will be good for us all.

Wale.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

02 Jul 2003, 08:50:35 AM

My Dear Mr Williams

I will ask a member of my entourage to make investigation into suitable accomodation. This may prove awkward though as it is the height of the holiday season.

What is this bank you speak of? Are they reliable? I had some trouble with the South Sea Island Investment Corporation a year or so back, and am naturally a bit nervous in placing my Dorks with unknown entities, I am sure you will understand. I will be better to do things in person I would say when I can press the dorks into your hand.

[ScamO Note: new readers might (or might not) like to know that dorks, according to Sir Marmite, are whale penises. Assuming it's true (and you never know with Team Agatha), to those who feel a need to cut the penises off whales, we would simply comment, holding is not the same as having. ]

WALE WILLIAMS

02 Jul 2003, 03:22:29 PM

Dear Sir Marmite,

I got your mail and the content well understood,i assure you of the security and efficiency of this bank as you can check it out,since you have the name already beside i should be there in spain with you and as well take care of things but i am rest assured of the capability of the BBVA BANK OF SPAIN even we do have a representative there as you will be in the bank and see things for yourself in the bank premises with the documents you will sign so you have nothing to worry as you will be dealing with the bank direct and the officer in charge and responsible for the fund release in spain.

Sir, we have to make haste in other for us to avoid the delay that is happening in my country as well.

WALE.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: 03 Jul 2003, 04:22:13 AM

My Dear Mr Wale

Things are proceeding at pace here and we are keen to get the hotel reservations sorted out. Where abouts in Spain are we to make contact exactly? Please be more exact as we do not want to be traipsing around the country with all those sweaty Basques about. There is a royal villa in Smegalucia which we can use if it is close.

Candy wants to know if you like clubbing.

VINCENT ADEKUNLE

27TH/06 /2003.

Dear Learned Colleague Barry,

I have to state that we will apreciate your effort and contribution to make this transaction asucessfull one we have to break it down here as we are on the same field it is pertinent to note that the fund to be claim by the royal housein my country require due legal strenght and backup by law from the federal high court in my country through the federal ministry of justice since the fund asnot been turn over in the past four yearsand i accordance to section C,subsection A of the 1999constitution of my country and the act of regulation for the transfer of fund offshore by the apex bank it is a preriqusite to provide thefollowing documents :

AFFIDAVIT OF CLAIM: This is the certificate showing that the fund isclean of money laundering act inmy country and as well certify for effective transfer which authorise my bank to ensure thesmooth transfer of thisfund.

TAX CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE: This isthe certificate fromthe liason office call tax office under the ministry of justice that the fund isnot in any way indicted for tax avation.

OATH CERTIFICATE: Prove of relationship and origin of the fund with the claimer and it include certify prove of transaction transpired on this fund till date.

We hope you will uderstandwhy it isparamount to work ahead of time.

VINCENT ADEKUNLE (SAN).

H.O.C

MICHAEL MONTAGUE BARRYMORE

Date: 03 Jul 2003, 04:37:31 AM

Dear Mr Adekunle

Ref : 30703 /LADTWIT

WHEREAS the QUIM is still not in contention, then this business may proceed, however I cannot recommend that it is done without some hesitation. All on Vas Deferens prolux still withstanding, as per meme chose, is non fortuitous to say the least. Please DEFER in this matter to op. cit. statute for legal PRECEDENT.

In all other matters of Tardis containment exculpum, then Merkin pro vide.

I suggest urgent resolution of the main issue.

BARRYMORE

WALE WILLIAMS

Thu, 03 Jul 2003 16:39:00 +0100

Dear Sir Marmite,

How are you,princess Candice and the entire palace?
Am i receipt of your mail and i must let you know how much i appreciate your reminder of the suit but before then it is important to let you know that the department of private banking with BBVA BANK OF SPAIN will be on hand to receive you on your arrival at the airport in spain. beside that is the reason i request you to contact the director of foreign payment on the number i gave to you so as to give you all the necessary information you need to a successful trip to spain but if you find it difficult getting him on line do let me know as fast as you can.
I will prefer to have two good looking suit of good design in the size of XL,two nice shirt that is okay with the suit and two pairs size 44.
Tell Princess Candice i love clubbing but only when i have the time.
Best regards
Wale

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

04 Jul 2003, 04:34:01 AM

My Dear Mr Wale

Regretfully I have been unable to contact your colleague at the bank and am now very worried about the safe conclusion of this business. In particular I need to know the exact destination in order to arrange our flight. I do not want to have to arrange something at short notice and end up somewhere with back packer tourists and riff raff. I know that Candy has had her calfskin valises packed for a day or so now and you can understand my concern as time is passing. Please look into this matter at once. Incidentally, our Mr Abacha is offering some very attractive inducements to take matters with him further, and I am sorely tempted to give him the benefit of the doubt. He seems to have such affairs well in order.

Many thanks for the details about your size to pass on to Graham Norton at Tatt & Moore. I am sure that he can knock up a very smart casual suit in blue nylon, XL size, although he will probably ask for an inside leg measurement from you. Do you prefer your suits with venting and single or double breasted? It may also be advisable to have a name tag in the jacket as I know what your country is like. I will ensure that a handsome pair of Hush Puppie sneakers are included in the gift of clothes we are bring for you. As far as shirts are concerned what is your collar size? I have tentatively suggested 18 or 19, but you must correct me if this wrong.

Candice asks that surely there will be time to get on down with it?

MARMITE

WALE WILLIAMS

04 Jul 2003, 12:47:45 PM

Dear Sir marmite,

How are you i decided to mail you again about my findings.

Our bank has decided to call you and verify your payment and the man who will be calling you is our bank foreign payment director by the name of MR SAMUEL BROWN he will call you probably today or tomorrow. Already our bank has nominated one of our official DR. ABU SULEMAN who will also fly to spain to sanitize the payment with BBVA BANK so that the fund is release to you without any hinderance, we are hoping that he and MR SAMUEL BROWN will talk with you before his depature to spain.He will be the one to give you all the details pertaining the payment bank in spain.

when you receive this call please ensure to protect my interest as the director of foreign payment may want to find out from why the fund has taken so long before you come forward for the claim , all you need to tell him is that the fund belongs to you and you are simply making Princess Candice your niece the beneficiary simple and that is all.

Wale

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

06 Jul 2003, 12:43:18 PM

My Dear Mr Wale

This is splendid news, and I will expect to speak to your Mr Brown at his convenience. Please note however that I shall be away again at the Ampland Horse trials for a short time, and should Mr Brown call during my absence he may leave a detailed message with my man Miracsky.

Mr Norton at Tatt & Moore has reminded me that he still requires your inside leg measurement and a view on turn ups to finish your splendid nylon suit.

WALE WILLIAMS

Dear Sir Marmite,

How are you , Princess and the entire palace? Every thing you said is ok at the moment . Am trying to get all the information you need from the director for foreign payment as regard the destination of your transaction with my bank more so i will advice you leave this abacha family of a thing it is dangerous and the government of most nation is against it.

Best regards

Wale

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

06 Jul 2003, 12:47:02 PM

Dear Mr Wale

Mr Abacha seems surprised that you are casting aspertions on his good name and in one fiery outburst has called you an illegitimate 'mugu', whatever that is. Let us hope this business is completed quickly, as I sense the possibility of ill feeling here.

WALE WILLIAMS

04 Jul 2003, 11:37:26 PM

Dear Princess,

I can assure you that me and unclr marmite are working things out to make sure your trip and that of uncle marmite is a pleasure couple with good and sucessful business,please ensure to plan your trip immediately you come back from spain to my country as arrangement is till in top gear.

WALE.

PRINCESS CANDY

06 Jul 2003, 01:03:34 PM

Hey Willy

This is gonna be sooooo cool, k? Lets meet up and go clubbing cos u said u do that? Uncle is getting everything ready and I have a new outfit to show u!! I don't mind Spain though I have been there before and some of the guys are cute.

Hey you ever watch Pop Idol?

Candy XX

WALE WILLIAMS

Mon, 07 Jul 2003 12:06:26 +0100

Dear Sir Marmite,

How are you, Princess and how was your weekend?

I got your mail i do not understand why is it impossible to get you on your number because i tried severally to speak with you but to no avail moreso i sumitted the same number to the management and the director of foreign payment complained to me this morning about the number as well.

I would appreciate if you forward me your direct mobile, phone and fax number.

Concerning the suit i want you to make the size 48 and the shoes size 43, i also want you to add a wrist watch to the items.

Thank you and remain bless as i await your urgent response.

Best regards

Wale

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

07 Jul 2003, 05:09:06 AM

My Dear Mr Williams

A pleasure to hear from you and I am pleased to say that Candice and I had a splendid weekend, being considerably buoyed up by the good news eminating from your end. We spent Sunday water skiiing on Loch Ness and enjoyed it immensely.

Naturally we are both concerned that your colleagues have been unable to reach us by phone. Please try this alternate number 906 011 0004 which should solve your problems. If you still have problems let me know.

I have noted the size of suit which you have requested. Goodness me but you are a big chap! Have you a hereditary weight problem? I know that diet can be bad in your part of the world and perhaps you should consider cutting back on the fatty meats like goat. Mr Norton has reminded me that he still needs your inside leg measurement to finish your suit by the way. Please hurry along with this my dear chap as he needs to sear and cut the nylon cloth.

I am still concerned to know our final destination in Spain, can you let us know? Candice wants to plan the sight-seeing and we need to find a hotel with a golf course of suitable standard.

Best regards

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: 07 Jul 2003, 06:19:38 AM

My Dear Mr Williams

After speaking to Candy about the requirements for your suit, over the roast swan at lunch, it has occured to me that, given your obdurate size, you may wish Mr Norton to tailor it ready with an elasticated waist? Please let me know at your earliest convenience, and I will instruct him accordingly. Just an idea.

MARMITE

WALE WILLIAMS

07 Jul 2003 16:51:15 +0100

Dear Sir Marmite, I am please with your mail and your effort to receive this fund.

I will forward the number you gave me to Mr Samuel Brown immediately and let me know when you hear from him as he is in the position to give you all the details

. Regarding the size of my waist make it 33 and the length is 43 ok.

Thank you and remain bless.

Wale

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

08 Jul 2003, 04:52:29 AM

My Dear Mr Wale

This is excellent news, old chap. Fortunately the state banquet at Wogan Cathedral is cancelled tonight and so I will be able to man the phone and eagerly anticipate hearing from your fellow. Please ask him to speak slowly and clearly as I am somewhat hard of hearing (it was the Queen's birthday last week and the salute by the Royal Artillery unfortunately left its toll).

I will pass on your pants measurements to Mr Graham Norton and he will start work immediately as time is getting on. I am presuming that the elasticated waist is required? Mr Norton has taken a view on the back venting, which I feel is the right one, that it is rather passe for Africa this year. During the Duke of Edinburgh's recent visit to The Sudan he was given similar advice. I have also taken the liberty of suggesting that you will require turn ups. In addition my good sir, it has been my pleasure to go to Asdas the Royal jewellers, where I have found a rather splendid timepiece for you. It has a very fetching SpongeBob design with elegant nodding facia, and I am sure you will think it suitable.

WALE WILLIAMS

07 Jul 2003, 01:53:24 AM

Dear Princess,

I got your mail and i am sure we should be able to get this done this week beside too i have a lot to show you too and you will not be dissapointed of African man i assure you.

WALE.

PRINCESS CANDY

09 Jul 2003, 04:34:35 AM

Hi Willy

This sounds great, u have many dishy friends then? We can go out and everything once we meet up, k?

Candy xx

WALE WILLIAMS

08 Jul 2003, 09:05:04 AM

Dear Sir Marmaite,
I decided to mail you again i have personally tried the number you mailed to me all i hear is not in use what is happenning could give me your direct number i mean your mobile line so that i can speak with you also forward it to the director.
Also tell me how to dail it ok.
Wale

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

09 Jul 2003, 04:50:07 AM

My Dear Mr Williams

This lack of connection is very unsettling, given the nature of our business. With the need for utmost discretion, I am sure that you understand why I am loathe to issue any more top secret numbers.

I was considering offering the mobile number of Mr Fred West, our community liaison officer, but he is away at the moment at Sellerdig. I really don't know what to suggest in this instance. I spoke to Mr Abacha yesterday and he was as clear as a bell and I must say better organized. His plans are proceeding afoot and I may not be able to delay his very ingratiating enthusiasm much longer. Perhaps the fault lies with your own exchange? I know that public services in the third world can be rather poor, due to all the upheavals, social unrest and goodness knows what else that goes on out there. I hear there have been some bad strikes in Nigeria of late and trust you can still make it through the streets safely?

I am still waiting to have details of our exact Spanish rendezvous by the way, and will need this soon. As I have previously mentioned the royal party needs to find suitable accomodation and this may not be available at short notice. I know that Candy will want somewhere with a nightclub, and I must admit that I am rather partial to singles bars myself.

WALE WILLIAMS

10 Jul 2003, 01:46:06 AM

Dear Sir Marmite,

How are you today?

Sorry for my late response it all for our good as i was doing every thing within my reach to make we get this done this week.

For the information you request : Once again the name of the bank is BBVA BANK OF SPAIN it is located in the heart of Madrid. The fund left my bank as i told you and it should be there as at yesterday so the next thing is for you to speak with the account officer in charge of the fund her name is SUSAN MARTINS you must reach her immediately on this phone numbers 34680816233, 34690184183.

When you make this call the first thing to tell the officer in charge of the account(Susan Martins) is that you were directed by MR SAMUEL BROWN the director of foreign payment in IBTC BANK LAGOS to call her and confirm if the fund has arrive their bank and other information you might need will be given to you in full details by the woman, note to mention the name of the director so that you can be attend to speedly immediately you do that please get back to me immediately so that i can relay the information back to the director of foreign payment in other for the representative to leave immediately to sign the necessary papers assign to his duty as regard this transaction.

Best regards.

Wale

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

12 Jul 2003, 07:06:24 AM

Dear Mr Williams

You will be pleased to know that our party will be staying at the Hotel Villa Real, Plaza de las cortes 10 Madrid 28014. My equirry Miracsky has arranged all the details personally and assures me that it will be acceptable with not too many Germans, and the like. I will be arriving next thursday, 17 July with Candice and two bodygurards. For reasons of security, we shall be travelling under assumed names. I shall be Mr Sidney James and she will be Miss Barbara Windsor. If you wish to arrange a reception for us at the airport, then please let me know and I will wear something conspicuous to draw your quick attention. If you or a representative are uanble to meet us, then perhaps you would be able to meet us for cocktails and some nibbles in the hotel later or the El Alamein Restaurant? I leave the exact venue up to you but suggest it is done promptly as I am teaching Candy golf and will want to get in a couple of holes before it gets dark.

Mr Graham Norton has now almost finished your suit, and we will have it with us together with your watch and your shoes.

Unfortunately neither I nor Miracksy can raise your colleague by phone despite numerous attempts. This perpetual difficulty was almost enough to persuade me to postpone this trip, however Candy has remain firm that you can be trusted. Last night as she turned her little pleading face towards me across the lacrosse court I found it hard to say no and so we are now committed.

We will be carrying with us full royal authorisation for the execution of this business, as well as a number of golden dorks which I believe are reqiured.

Please confirm if this is acceptable. I am just off to Dibble for a couple of days but will write when I return.

WALE WILLIAMS

12 Jul 2003, 08:07:08 AM Subject:

Dear Sir Marmite,

How are you , princess Candice including the entire palace?

I got your mail and every information noted sincerely i appreciate the effort and time you and Princess have put into this, i assure you that success is inevitable due to your full coperation.

I am working towards the date you mention to me and all thing being equal there is no need for any worry and to notice you guys quickly especially you and princess at the airport i will like you to put on complete black apparell including your shoes. since we still have few days to your departure for Spain i will still like you to contact the officer in charge and who is responsible for this fund through this contact. The name again is SUSAN MARTINS the phone numbers are 34680816233, 34690184183 immediately you are able to speak with her it important to mention that MR SAMUEL BROWN director of foreign payment in IBTC Bank ask you to contact her in relation to the arrival of your fund.

I expect your urgent response to this mail, however have a wonderful trip and a good weekend.

Regards

Wale

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

12 Jul 2003, 10:20:33 AM

Dear Mr Wale

I do not have a black shirt I am afraid and in any case would associate such apparel with the Mafia of one of those Labourites from Blair's crowd. May I dress all in white? It would be cooler too. If it would make recognition easier I could wear a Guards Club tie or have a carnation in my button hole. Candice can have a SClub7 T shirt and pants. Will you be meeting me personally, or will it be one of your tribe?

WALE WILLIAMS

12 Jul 2003, 08:18:30 AM

Dear princess Candice,

How are you today?

I just want to thank you for believing in the success of this transaction, i assure you it will be the best for both of us.

Have a wonderful weekend make sure you have a good learn of the golf course from your uncle.

Regards

Wale

PRINCESS CANDY

13 Jul 2003, 02:44:24 AM

Hiya Willy

Nice to hear from u. I am having some real fun with Uncle playing golf but have not done it much before k, u? Its cool tho being out there and having a go like we did. Uncle is a good player and shows me lots. I was bit short on the putting but even then it was still cool when it went in the hole.

Hey u looking forward to meeting up next week? Uncle says we will be able to do all sorts of stuff when we get together at last and its neat to be going to Spain like this.

I seen ur suit too and its relly great u'll like it I guess, perhaps we can have a dance later alright.

cya

C xx

WALE WILLIAMS

Sun, 13 Jul 2003 19:57:24 +0100

Dear Sir Marmite, How are you today? i got your mail and the content notedas well.It is ok if you will put on an all white attire for me it will be very easy to locate you.

I spoke with Mr Samuel Brown and tols him about your complain not being able to spreal with SUSAN MARTINS and he told me that it was true he even try to speak with the sister bank also me the BBVA BANK was having series of meeting to make sure cutomers get their fund with ease and without delay so i will appreciate if you call her again as she will be the one to make proper arrangement for your pick up at the airport since she is responsible for the account.

You can call her on the same number i gave to you tomorrow between this working hours 10am- 4pm but i will advice you do that in the morning so that you can let me know if you actually spoke with her and the outcome of your conversation .

I already apply to meet with you in spain am just waiting for the decision of the management of my bank but everything is under control as i am glad we are proceeding very fast.

Extend my greetings to princess .

WALE.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Dear Mr Wale

Still no luck I am afraid. Is she away from her desk very often? I am very confused. Miracsky said that the number rings sometimes and that, once he got through, it was a bar.

Let us meet up in Spain and hopefully these difficulties can be resolved over a glass of sherry. I have a white suit which I have used at Lords cricket ground during the loyal vimto toast. It will be adequate when pressed and clean although there is a regrettable grass stain on the groin.

MARMITE

WALE WILLIAMS

14 Jul 2003, 05:35:34 AM

Dear Sir Marmite,

I am in receipt of your mail and all information well noted.

Sequel to your mail i hope to meet you or the bank representative as i told you in my previous mail that i have forward my application to meet you in spain and i should no the out come between today and tomorrow morning.

In any case you and princess will be in good hand either with me, the representative of my bank and the officer in charge to the account in spain.

Looking forward to meet with you.

Wale

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

14 Jul 2003, 11:32:00 AM

Mr Dear Mr Williams

I hesitate to book my travel until your final arrangements in hand. Please confirm when ready.

Candy is very excited. I have seen her in the summer house this afternoon, doing her bikini line in eager anticipation of the trip.

WALE WILLIAMS

14 Jul 2003, 12:19:07 PM

Dear Sir Marmite,

I got your mail and the content is well understood,at the moment the whole arrangement is just fine as i am planning to move down and join you in madid on friday 18th/07/2003 but i will advice you try and speak with SUSAN MARTINS to know of her arrangement but in any case immediately you get to the airport make sure you give her a call of your arrival so that she can meet with you immediately and you can let her know of your hotel arrangement.

Wale.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

15 Jul 2003, 12:42:09 PM

Mr Dear Mr Wale

Miracsky is still having problems I am afraid. The bar he reached, when connection was eventually made, was the 'Flamenco Franco'. Is your Susan Martins working there, perhaps part time? It would explain a lot, although a Mr Rodriguez the manager said that he had never heard of her and was apparently very het up in his Spanish way when pressed to check.

Whatever, we are still looking forward to executing the business in hand once we reach Madrid and look forward to confirming final arrangements shortly.

WALE WILLIAMS

14 Jul 2003, 05:35:34 AM

Dear Sir Marmite,

I am in receipt of your mail and all information well noted.

Sequel to your mail i hope to meet you or the bank representative as i told you in my previous mail that i have forward my application to meet you in spain and i should no the out come between today and tomorrow morning.

In any case you and princess will be in good hand either with me, the representative of my bank and the officer in charge to the account in spain.

Looking forward to meet with you.

Wale

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

5 Jul 2003, 12:45:13 PM

My Dear Mr Wale

This is encouraging. I look forward to meeting up with either you or your representatives.

Candice apparently wants to know what factor sun block she should bring for the sunbathing? Do you have a suggestion?

WALE WILLIAMS

14 Jul 2003, 12:19:07 PM

Dear Sir Marmite,

I got your mail and the content is well understood,at the moment the whole arrangement is just fine as i am planning to move down and join you in madid on friday 18th/07/2003 but i will advice you try and speak with SUSAN MARTINS to know of her arrangement but in any case immediately you get to the airport make sure you give her a call of your arrival so that she can meet with you immediately and you can let her know of your hotel arrangement.

Wale.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Cc: hrhPrincess_candy
Date: 15 Jul 2003, 01:07:39 PM

My Dear Mr Wale

Well, we all have our bags nearly all packed here at the Palace, and I can tell you that Candy is very excited. She is tripping up and down the corridors, rapping the old suits of armour which stand in the Kinnock Gallery, shouting out some choice Spanish phrases which she has learned lately, and that I blush to repeat. I find that I am also infected with the high expectation this whole business brings. It will good to get away from the cares of state for a few days and make new friends.

Miracsky has confirmed the travel details and we will be travelling on BA 451 arriving at Madrid at 4.40pm, dress and pseudonymns as previously indicated. If your colleagues are unable to meet us at the airport, and help with the cases, clubs and whatnot, then perhaps we had better get a limousine waiting for our arrival. I hate standing with the tourist hobble de hoy. We shall expect to be settled in our rooms at the hotel by 8pm, as no doubt the Princess will want to go shopping just as soon as the siesta is concluded. It will be best if we were messaged then and we could meet in the bar or restuarant as previously suggested?

As for the suit, watch and shoes, have no worries on this score, my friend. They are all secure now and packed safely away. I must say I sneaked a look at the suit when Mr Norton dropped it off this afternoon and the work is particularly fine. He has even added a generous but discreet pocket for charms and beads to the inside of the jacket, which I would have thought would be very useful. I shall be pleased to courier them if you wish, but let me know soon, or I shall hand them over to your representative upon arrival. (I have also taken the liberty of throwing in a pair of bagpipes, a souvenir from my estates at Loch Ness which you may find enteraining for the long summer evenings back home.)

Please let me know if there is anything else that either I or Candy should bring to oil the wheels, so to speak, before final preparations are made.

WALE WILLIAMS

15 Jul 2003, 03:28:37 PM

Dear Sir Marmite,

I receive this mail with mix feelings first that the trip is going to hold the second you where unable to speak with SUSAN MARTINS as she even called my bank today to find out if you are still comming and i was summoned by Mr SAMUEL BROWN which i confirm to him that you are still comming as i should be there myself even though my bank still want me to put some few things in place which i am rushing all,my satisfaction is that the representative of my bank is equal to the task in giving you all the necessary advice that you will need to make the whole transaction a sucessful one.

Sir, i have to make issure very clear SUSAN MARTIN is the officer to your account who will be responsible for whatever finaancial issue to be done while the representative from my bank is there to tell you if what you are ask to do is right or not if it is not in regulation with what my bank agree with the sister bank the duty of the representative is to make sure it is stop and report to my bank even when you have sucessfully complete this transaction the representative will still file in the report of the dealings to make sure that our customers are not expose to any unnecessary hitch.

With all respect i should be there but the person representing my bank at BBca bank of spain is Dr SULEMAN as such the two names you should ask of are ,DR SULEMAN AND SUSAN MARTINS this are the people directly involve to make the effect of the fund to the benneficiary .In particular just g along with the ealier fee and get our fund out of BBVA bank .

I am optimistic that if you call the number just the way i give it to you you will get it but the arrangement to pick you up at the airport will be fully given to you later today.

I do not have the idea of sun block princess should bring for the sunbathing i will try to find out.

Looking forward to a great transaction between us and our meet.Pleae do let me know if you have any other thing to ask or find out.

WALE.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

16 Jul 2003, 10:55:55 AM

My Dear Mr Wale

We are poised now to make our journey and feel quite light headed with the drama of it all. Candice has been playing Robbie Williams quite insistently in her stateroom, at some inconvenience to the footmen no doubt, and I know this presages great excitement on her part. Last night she was admiring your splendid suit and we are both impressed on how fine the cut of the nylon is.

There is still time and room to pop a little something else in, for Mrs Martins as a token of thanks. Perhaps a pair of silk bloomers? Do you know her waist size or the likely type of gusset? Just an idea.

WALE WILLIAMS

16 Jul 2003, 09:53:00 AM

Dear Sir Marmite,

How are you and princess doing today?

Did you Susan martins today? She called my bank to confirm if the arrangement still hold which i confirm to her through Mr Samuel Brown of your travelling atinery and they will be at the airport to meet you.

Make sure you give her a call right in the airport to confirm of your arrival on her number this time it will be 680816233,690184183 and every thing is perfectly in order.

The issue of my suit please send it through courier services to me at my contact address with the tracking number as i will like to put it on in quick time.

Wale F. Williams

3 oyelola street anifowoshe ikeja Lagos

Nigeria

I will be more than willing to hear of the success of this transaction.

Best Regard

Wale

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

16 Jul 2003, 11:06:28 AM

Mr Dear Mr Wale

Just a few last points before we set out for the airport, so to speak;

1. Do you have a picture of your Mrs Martins? It may help to identify her amongst the rash of swarthy faces we will no doubt encounter at the other end. If she has a limp or birthmark, that sort of thing it would be a big help. I know the bodyguards will appreciate an element of advance recogniton, to prevent accidents.

2. Should I courier eveything to that address? I am worried about the risk of loss. After all, we all know what your countryman are like. The watch in particular is a small, valuable item (I know Sir Martin Whitaker, Royal Pensions Manager, has just acquired one just like it and they are sought after.)

3. Have you managed to reassure Mr Barrymore on the quims? He was very concerned about this.

4. Can you assure us of the continuing confidentiality of this business, to be kept just between us? We don't want to make fools of ourselves!

5. Would you prefer payment is made in golden dorks or in regular dorsal?

WALE WILLIAMS

17 Jul 2003, 02:40:50 AM

Dear Sir Marmite,

I got your mail. How are you, Princess and the palace as a whole?

Sequel to your mail i do not know the waist size of Susan Martins neither have i met her before all the information given to you was from the management of my bank. That is why i ask you to call her right in the airport which will make things easier for every body meanwhile you can get her a gift that is presentable to show your appreciation.

If the package for me is send by FEDEX courier services to the address given to you and you as well send me the tracking number it will surely get to me.

Barrymore issue has been concluded since we do not invovle Vincent Adekunle(SAN) anymore.

The issue of confidentiality can not be over emphasis in this transaction that is the key word to a successful transaction which is what i asure you and expect equal from your end.

The payment will be made to BBVA BANK of Spain and am sure they will receive this payment cash from you.

I wish you all a successful trip and eventful journey as i wait for your response.

Wale

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: 17 Jul 2003, 03:00:56 PM

My Dear Wale

We are here, but alas not a hide nor hair of your representative. Please ask her to get in contact at once as otherwise we shall return home, sadder but wiser. Candice is very upset, poor child, and could hardly raise her spirits enough to go clubbng this evening.

MARMITE

WALE WILLIAMS

17 Jul 2003, 03:16:56 PM

Dear Sir Marmite,

I am not happy about this and will not want to believe that the representative are not at the airport if not that you are the one tellin me this i will have disagree totally but now that you are there as you said please let us act matually and in the manner of our own interest.

Pleae i am very sorry for any inconvience but did you call SUSAN MARTINS when you arrive spain ?if not do immediately on this numbers 680816233 or 690184183 just dial it the way i give to you now better still you can give me your own contact and direct phone number right there in spain so that we get this issue out in just few hours.

I again beg for the incovineneces and plead on my behalf to princess.

WALE.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

18 Jul 2003, 02:07:37 AM

My Dear Sir

This is very alarming, that Mrs Martins is so uncontactable and has apparently made no efforts to ring our hotel. I really don't know what more we can do, having entered this in good faith. It is only through the good auspices of the Hotel here that I can contact you at all, it seems. While Madrid is a charming place if a little tatty after the Iberian fashion, I am finding the inconsequential nature of our dealing so far very wearing and stressful. I rather feel that Mr Abacha was right about trusting you (and that I would do better to continue on to the Netherlands where he is welcoming us with open arms in an Amsterdam bank for the settlment of some paltry demurrage fees). I would rather deal with one or other of you rather than both, as this Marmite does not like to be sandwiched so.

I will certainly look to see if Mr Norton can take in the pants for the suit we have ready for you, as Mr Abacha takes a slmmer fit and the gift would now be more suitable there in the circumstances.

Please take the time out of your busy schedule and expedite your reply.

WALE WILLIAMS

17 Jul 2003, 03:16:56 PM

Dear Sir Marmite,

I got your mail in good faith but really want you to do me a favour right on the receipt of this mail to forward me the phone number of the hotel so i can contact you immediately but i will want you to call the number of susan martins this morning and confirm to me your out come.

Meanwhile i still want you to be calm for things is going to work out for our good it is just a temporary mix up.

Wale

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

18 Jul 2003, 06:12:49 AM

My Dear Mr Wale

I hope that this fresh anticipation is justified as I growing tired of waiting to be contacted. Candice and I have some shopping to do this afternoon (I have spotted a fine pair of Salmon waders at Sancho Panza's) and will expect to hear from you then. I have given up on Mrs Martins as she seems to be so hard to track down. Poor Candice is very depressed and last night I had a hard job pulling her away from the cocktails.

The Hotel number Tel: 0034-91-7007300.

Please ask for Hugh Janus my secretary.

WALE WILLIAMS

18 Jul 2003, 07:44:28 AM

Dear Sir Marmite,
Am in receipt of your mail please hang on i will call you immediately and also pass the same number to susan Martins and my bank representative to locate you. Wale

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

To Scam-o-Readers
One just can't get the quality of scam artists that one requires these days.

WALE WILLIAMS

18 Jul 2003, 09:17:20 AM

Dear Sir Marmite,
How are you ?i just call the number you gave to me and was told that the name Mr Sidney James and Babara Windsor could not be found on the computer list and to make issue difficult the english of the receiver was not good at all.
Susan Martins have been forward the number and she claim the same thing but please the whole issue will be sorted out today and a small party can be hold to ease the tension but to my suprise we can get SUSAN MARTINS easily here.
Please to make things easier for me and susan martins please kindly confirm the name you and princess use to lodge in this hotel as well as the hotel or suit number.She as promise to come over to your hotel once she get the information and as well give you a call.
Wale.


SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: 18 Jul 2003, 09:49:56 AM

My Dear Wale

I must apologise, but when I checked with Miracsky I found that the careless fellow had changed the booking names, all without informing me! I have had words with the fellow, you may be sure, and tonight he will eat in his room without his evening off. This is embarrassing as I know that this mishap has now put you to some inconvenience. I am sure that we can make it up. The names you should be asking for are Irma Muppit and Sir Stildon Gedit. Please hasten to get in contact, and we shall drink a toast to the happy conclusion of this business within a few more hours, I am sure.

In eager anticipation

MARMITE

WALE WILLIAMS

18 Jul 2003, 10:36:26 AM

Dear sir Marmite,

I got your mail but you have course me and my colleagues over there a lot of inconviniences.

I will give you a call immediately moreso i will want you to forward me the hotel room number.

Wale

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

18 Jul 2003, 06:03:40 PM

My Dear Mr Wale

Sorry for the delay, but Candy and I have just got back from clubbing.

Our room number is 69.

WALE WILLIAMS

18 Jul 2003, 11:11:24 AM

Dear Sir marmite,

I just called the number you gave to me unfortunately the receptionist told me that there is no such name on the computer list.

It is important now you give me your suit number to make the contact easy.

I will suggest you get a personal number there so that i can call you immediately.

Better still you can reach my direct phone number 234-8033-299-533 on the receipt of this mail.

Wale

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

18 Jul 2003, 06:08:04 PM

Mr Dear Mr Wale

I having grave doubts about your seriousness in this matter. Surely it is not too much to ask that you contact us as soon as possible and without all this nonsense?

If you really have a problem then perhaps a meeting can be arranged somewhere in public, like a tapas bar or restaurant?

MARMITE

WALE WILLIAMS

18 Jul 2003, 01:01:03 PM

Dear Sir Marmite,

It is getting me more confusingfirst you said hugh janus is your secretary making me believe it is the mobile number you just secured in spain but each time i call it is simply pick up by a receptionist and the last call a lady ferrera picked it up just to let me know that nobody in the person of sidney james,sir,stildon gedit,babara windsor,irma muppit ,marmite or candice do exist on the guest list this make it the 15th time.

It all comes to the point if i could believe that even in spain you are unable to speak with SUSAN MARTINS well to prove a point call susan on that number and as well forwad me the hotel suit or room number you and your party is staying .

Without that Sir,with all humility i begin to get worried and skeptical if only somebody will let me knkw exactly what is going on rather than raise unnecessary fears.

WALE.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

18 Jul 2003, 06:24:58 PM

Mr Dear Mr Wale

It is simply no good getting up on your high horse about the failings in communication. Think of the situation of the Princess and I. Away from our loved ones, closeted amidst tight security, obliged to sample the ghastly salads these Spanish johnnies have been offering us, and with a horrendous wait to get to the first tee off each morning at the hotel golf course, it has not exactly been a bowl of cherries I can assure you. I have made it plain where we are, who we are with, and what we are offering. I come here in good faith, clutching dorks and with a splendidly tailored nylon double breasted suit as a welcoming gift - which I may add is even now at the point of despatch to your tribal village. In return I suffer prevarication, excuses, delay and telecommunication difficulties which would, quite frankly, try the patience of a saint.

When I spoke to Dr Harold Shipmanm, the Royal Physician, over a game of clay pigeon shooting last week and mentioned that I was thinking of taking a short break, he asked me to remember my heart condition and to take matters slowly and calmly. In this business the opposite has unfortunately proved true, and Candice has been forced to deal nightly with my little palpitation. Is this the action of a gentleman to let his acquaintance down so redily, I have to ask myself? Is this the way to conduct business? I am beginning to wonder if you were ever serious.

Now sir, I suggest you send a representative tout suite to our hotel and have my paged to reception and let us put an end to these petty irritations. Or I will reluctantly take myself off and place my interests in the far more capable hands of Mr Abacha.

WALE WILLIAMS

Sat, 19 Jul 2003 15:16:29 +0100

Dear Sir marmite,

am so greatful to receive your mail. Please i want you not to loose hope over this transaction i want you to know that we come a long way and it will not be good we miss out thjis transaction with this problem.

I want you to wait in the hotel susan martins will come to pick you up if it is true you are in hotel villa real plaza.

Just hold on there do not go out and also alert the receptionist that you will be expecting a visitor once they arrive they should be usher in.

Please note that susan martins might want to call tell the receiver you are expecting a call from the above name.

Thank you

Wale

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

20 Jul 2003, 03:36:08 AM

Dear Mr Wale

I will do this for Sunday 4 pm. We have some sight seeing to do until then and may not be around. Please ask Mrs Martins to be be prompt and at least make an effort with her appearance so as to fit in with our party.

WALE WILLIAMS

19 Jul 2003, 02:12:40 PM

Dear Sir Marmite,
It iS very tasking at this stage to believe all that as transpire,in any case things is getting sort out.
The information was forward to susan martins and she told Dr Samuel Brown that her doubt about your lodgment in madrid is sincere due to the fact that she was at the hotel and met with hugh janus who happen to be a receptionist in the hotel and was told that you were not in the hotel.
The development now is that the representative of the bank will arrive spain tonight 9.pm that is why Susan Martins will not get in touch woth you today but immediately she is back from the hotel and secure lodgment for Dr Suleman both of them will call you and come over immediately to the hotel room number but if it happen you are not there,well my freind i will make my conclusion.
As susan always tell the management that is it possible for you to me in spain since on thursday and not give her a call as you were ealier told? The same issue was raise by Dr Samuel Brown that he send you a mail which you did not reply to but if you claim not to see it i will as well conclude who you are. Sir,all this trouble can be avoided if you just give susan a call immediately on this numbers 680816233,690184183 just dial it the way i give it to you and we all will be in good expectation amd mood.
WALE.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

20 Jul 2003, 03:48:38 AM

My Dear Mr Wale

My apologies for the delay in responding to you, the hotel e-mail system has been down, unfortunately due to an accident with Miracsky and a tray of cocktails. However all is now up and running.

I am, frankly flabbergasted that you could call the good name of myself into question. From day one, since you so peremptorily accosted my niece out of the blue, I have bent over backwards to accomodate you, even though communications have been suspiciously difficult. Now to have this insinuative slander thrust before me, quite spoiling my breakfast, is quite beyond the pale, I am afraid. It is bounders like yourself which make me fear for for the future of your country, which would be quite the better for more discipline and some social graces..

I will give Mrs Martins until 4pm today to meet me at the hotel where I will be enjoying a light repast with the Duchess of Blackpool and then some champagne on the terrace. She knows where I am, and after this I shall wash my hands of the whole affair and place any further business in the considerably more astute (and polite) hands of Mr Abba Abacha.

Good day to you sir.

WALE WILLIAMS

Cc: Princess Candy
Date: 20 Jul 2003, 08:56:22 AM

Dear Sir Marmite,

I must say that am highly dissapointed in you the way you have turned me down. do you know right now that you have ruined my whole life after i have trusted you and Princess to do this business with and spent all my time, money in this transaction you decided to play me.

Susan and Dr suleman the bank representative just informed us few minutes ago that they where at the hotel you claim to be and the occupant of room 69 was not the names you gave to me so why are you lying at this stage of your life i think you should be truthful and leave your life on principle, i will like you to answer this question before i conclude.

Is it possible for you to travel all the way from london to spain with all the people with you yet you cannot make a simple call to susan martins right there in spain where as we in nigeria can get to speak with her one dial? it is evidence that you have never try to call those numbers, why is it that Mr. Samuel Brown wrote you a mail which you never reply? The hotel room number and names you gave to us are false? you are not in hotel real plaza not to talk of spain that means you are lying. I have called the hotel several times just one dial am through so for you to get to speak with susan is just simple from that hotel you claim to be in. finally if you are there proof it just call susan and let her know your where about then leave the rest for her, but am sure you will still come up with one excuse.

Wale

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Cc: 419@nigerianpolice.org
Date: 20 Jul 2003, 10:36:00 AM

My Dear Mr Wale

Yes, I have an excuse.

I am dealing with a scam boy mugu who is amusing many online with his gullibility and ignorance.

What's yours?

not Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC
Regis Court Chamberlain
The Court of St James
Broadmoor
London FU2 GIT

WALE WILLIAMS

22 Jul 2003, 07:17:04 AM

DEAR PRINCESS,

I DECIDED TO MAIL YOU TO THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU AND YOUR SO CALLED UNCLE PLAYED ME AND MAKING MY WHOLE LIFE RUIN.

AT THE PRESENT TIME I WANT YOU TO SEND ME A POWER OF ATTORNEY.

WALE

[ScamO Note: for those who have never needed to think about powers of attorney, a power of attorney is a legal document in which you give another person - normally a trusted relative or attorney - COMPLETE POWER OVER YOUR ASSETS AND LEGAL AFFAIRS. It would usually kick in if you were incapacitated or died, to give people quick access to whatever they needed from your estate to bury you, or get you medical care. It is not the kind of thing you send to ANYONE just because he says so in an e-mail. But you knew that.]

PRINCESS CANDY

Tue, 22 Jul 2003 15:17:04 +0100

Hiya Willy

What is this wot u want now then? My uncle sez u r a bad man k?

Candy

WALE WILLIAMS

25 Jul 2003, 06:36:34 AM

Dear Princess,

It is quite suprising for the late response to my mails but now i find out the reason why but have you ever sit down to think about who care about you and who do not care about you right in the palace? Come to think of it you are a princess of great gem that everybody knows that alone stair up jealousy and statistics have prove beyond doubt that the are very close to you have the tendency of envy and bad mind to your sucess .Do you think your uncle is happy about the transaction you got the opportunity of within him it will be why her and not me.

Sincerly you should have come out straight ealier than this rather than choose the path of immaturity display by your uncle in telling lies about the suit and other gifts even to the extent of telling me and the management of my bank and her sister bank of your arrival in madrid this have gone a long way to affect other numerous customers which by now you should expect the kind of low esteem the princess have allow herself to potray just for the reason of a selfish uncle..Make a rethink and do what is right just suprise your uncle and you will be his enemy for life as i choose to send you this poet of strong believe in yourself..............

if we don't ever take chances we won't reach the rianbows.
If we don't ever search we'll never be able to find.
If we don't attempt to get over our doubts and fears, we'll never discover how wonderful it is to live wothout them.
If we don't go beyong difficulty we won't grow any stronger.
If we don't keep our dreams alive we won't have our dreams anylonger
But if we can take a chance now and then seek and search, discover and dream,
grow and go through each day with the knowlegde that we can only take as
much as we can give , and we can only get as much out of life as we allow
ourselves to live then we can be truly happy.
We can realise a dream or two along the way and we make a habbit of reaching out
for rainbows and colouring our lifes with wonderful days

It is up to you now but i advice you to do what is right even though you are in the midst of sheep in wolf clothing.

Wale.

PRINCESS CANDY

26 Jul 2003, 07:06:46 AM

Hiya Willy

This is cool what u say cos Uncle can be a bit rude and I dont always like him I guess. My Aunt Agatha is much more friendly lots of times tho she dont like clubbing and stuff. so u relly relly want to do this just us and keep it secret then? i dont no what to thnk now cos of what has happend I am bit confused k?. If you are honest guy then i gess I will just have 2 belef u, but not sure is 4 the best. What have u to say when i think u are bad man then? Uncle said u were a muppet!

C x

Princess Candy's side note to ScamOReaders:
o m g this man he is such an idiot k? esp. afta all this otha stuff! I relly hope that he will not get cros.

WALE WILLIAMS (wale_william@hotmail.com)

Date: Mon, 28 Jul 2003 11:04:21 +0100

Dear Princess,
Thank you very much for your last mail it really goes a long way to prove the kind of person you are if you do not allow your integrity to be play around by some selfish individuals.
For me the different between truth and lie is time which as been my key words to prove myself when ever situation calls for that,however if you guys did travel to spain and see exactly what preparations where on ground to make your trip a sucess.
If you uncle calls me name even when i have try to be simple in the best way i can well,it simply prove to me that even if he as been the arrow head to spain the possibilty of comming near this fund that i have work so much to get to that stage migth be taken into is possesion and convincing you to abscorn with it.My dear princess candice i am honest in all totality but the only way i can prove that is if the fund get to your posession and you confirm that to me then what about you?how am i sure it will not be a second ball game just as the first because now i believe it was intentional that you never make a sucessfull call to me and the sister bank in spain not for once.
Reassuring the confidentiality of this transaction will be the first step to call me and as well give me a better contact to you by phone .Then can we work out a way to get this done and save you and i the humiliation that some creed in some individuals have caused us.

Looking forward to a prompt response to this mail.

WALE.

PRINCESS CANDY

28 Jul 2003, 07:35:02 AM

Hiya Willy

k this is seems fair but when we call and u r not there so what then? It takes to 2 tango u kno!!!

Also, I am not relly allowed make calls with no one around cos of what might happen. I am princess of the realm k with some money of my own and so hav to watch out. Jus becoz I am a young woman doesnt mean u can tak advantage k?

Now u be honest with me Mr W is this wat u say the truth??

Candy xx

hey u like moccosins or flip flops for holidays? i cant make mind up.

WALE WILLIAMS (wale_william@hotmail.com)

28 Jul 2003, 08:22:46 AM

Dear Princess,

I receive your mail but you are not sounding business like and your attitude of sending thing about films and what a view i do not like them am here to do business that will profit both party.

I have assure you that there is nothing to loose about and concerning the idea of calling, the number you have with you is my direct mobile number am always with it so when if you call i will receive your call.

Be more business like and sincere princess and let me know the way forward by showing your keen interest.

Wale

PRINCESS CANDY

28 Jul 2003, 08:35:36 AM

Hiya Willy

I kno what u mean k but u can see y i am worried. If u dont want to chat with me bout this then thats fine but i relly want to do this now cos u seem honest man. If u want to speak to me then i can call k u just make sure u answer and dont start asking personal stuff bout me like the other guys as this is not what it is about.

When u gonna be around then to do this and how will i know it is u??

Candy

WALE WILLIAMS (wale_william@hotmail.com)

29 Jul 2003, 02:48:51 AM

Dear Princess,AM

I will give you this code when you call, the first question you should ask is my code and i will answer by saying SUCCESS so with that will help you know that you are spicking with me.AM

How is the palace? I will be expecting your call and remember to ask the code first. My number still remein the same 234 803 329 9533.AM

WaleAM

PRINCESS CANDY

29 Jul 2003, 03:47:40 AM

Hiya Willy

That sounds coo, l k? I wil call soon 4 a bit and hope 2 chat.

Palace is k thanx but mum and dad r bit grumpy cos of the opening of parliament. Also, have had big probs with Tony Martin my tutor who seys that rooms here r not secure and we culd get burgled lol so now we need bars on windows etc!!! Its sooo unreal him sayin that. Hey, u eva live behind bars?

How u then anyway hav u bin out clubbin lately?

C xx

WALE WILLIAMS (wale_william@hotmail.com)

29 Jul 2003, 05:40:27 AM

Dear Princess,

I got your mail and will be expecting your call. Do remember to ask me of the code when up you call.

Regarding both us to chat am quite a busy man anyway when you call i will tell you when to meet me on net so we can chat.

I hope to hear from you soon.

Wale

PRINCESS CANDY

30 Jul 2003, 07:53:40 AM

Hey Willy

r u there cos its ringing and ur not right now!!!??

Also I tried last night and got a man who said it wasnt u.

if ur relly serous then u will stop all this messing about k

Candy

WALE WILLIAMS (wale_william@hotmail.com)

Wed, 30 Jul 2003 20:05:32 +0100

Dear Princess,

It is not encouraging that you are starting this all again how can you say that? please check the number you dial again as my direct mobile number is 234-8033-299-533 you know my name as well as the code anytime of the day am available to pick the call.The issue of somebody else picking it up is not there please be sincere to avoid any waste of time from you and i.

WALE.

PRINCESS CANDY

30 Jul 2003, 01:04:24 PM

Hiya Willy

It wuz cool chattin to u this evening an funy how u kept sayin u didnt no what it was all about! i gess someone was listning an u culdnt chat right?. Hey u relly as cros as u sound lol??? I get that a lot with the cute guys who ring up afta meeting up at clubs an stuff k an hav to keep stuff from family. well thats ok cos i feel better now that everything is arranged. u do wat u say and i will get the money reddy this end. its a lot to find so quick but i gess i can.

Speak gain soon k

C xx

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