YOU SIR, ARE A LAD

updated oct 15

That scamulous cad, N D Collins, approaches Princess Candy.
Fortunately uncle (Sir) Marmite is never far away. And then the Royal Family's barrister, M. M. Barrymore, steps in.


N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Subject: INFORMATION GATHERED
Date: 2.8.2003 - 4:16:29

DR.N_Collins
Plot 277 Mohtala mohammed way
Ikeja Lagos.
INTRODUCTION:
l am DR.N_Collins. a Civil servant. l know this proposal will come to you as a surprise because we have not met before either physically or through correspondence. I have no doubt in your ability to handle this proposal involving huge sum of money.
THE SUBJECT: MY FATHER CHIEF.Ndubuisi Collins.(Now Late) was the Royal Head of my community, ELEME (an oil rich town) in Nigeria. My community produces 5.8% of the total crude oil production in Nigeria and 0.5% of the Dollar value of each barrel is paid to my father as royalty by the Federal Government. My father was also the Chairman of ELEME Special Oil Trust Fund.
In his position as the Royal head and Chairman of the Oil Trust Fund, he made some money which he left for me as the only thing to inherit. The money is Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars($10.5m). This Money originated from the accumulation between 1976-1998.
Due to poor banking system in Nigeria and political instability as a result of past Military rules (1985-1999) , he deposited this Money in a Strong Room/"VAULTS" with an open beneficiary in Apex Bank of Nigeria pending when he would finish arrangement to transfer it abroad as a CONTRACT PAYMENT. He was planning this when he died late last year of Heart Attack.
THE PROPOSAL: Just before my father died he called my attention to the money and charged me to look for a foreigner who would assist me in the transfer/investment of the funds abroad. So l
would be very grateful if you could accept to help me archieve this great objective. I promise to give you 20% of the total funds transferred to your vital bank account as compensation for your assistance. Five percent (5%)would be set aside to take care of all expenses we may incure during the transaction. To indicate your interest, contact me urgently and confidentially for more information and the roles you will play in this business. All the legal information concerning this Money will be sent to you as soon as we agree together. Send your reply through this mail box.
May the almighty God bless you.
Yours faithfully,
DR.N_Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

To: ndcollins@indiatimes.com
Date: 03 Aug 2003, 02:47:44 AM
Subject: TO DR COLLINS

Hey Doc

How u get this address cos its odd u know it just like this? Its secret k, but wot u said sounds cool and can I no more then? Dont expect much tho cos I am Princess and have to keep out of trouble.

CANDY

N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Subject: Respond urgently
Date: Sat, 09 Aug 2003 23:39:58 +0530

Dear Candy,

How are you doing today? I strongly believe that every body around you is bouncing in good health. Thanks a lot for responding to my mail.

For us to achieve the needed success in this transaction you must keep every correspondence concerning this fund to your self alone and highly confidential as the transaction demand, because this fund is the life and future of my family.

1. This transaction is 100% risk free so you dont have any thing to fear.
2. You have to assure me that you will not cheat me or try to divert this fund when it is released to you in cash, I have placed my only landed property for sale, so that I can settle all the expenses that might occur during the process of moving this fund out of my country, because that is the easiest way for us to achieve success.
3. I need your private telephone and fax number so that I can contact you directly on the phone and a copy of your identity for my recognition.
4. Upon the confirmation of the above information from you I will not hesitate to send the open beneficiary certificate of the fund as it was issued in 1998 and a copy of me and my wife picture for your recognition and record.
5. Must importantly, I want you to bear at the back of your mind that people around family and even extended are searching and nosing around my family to get on information or the order knowing fully well that with the position of my late father when he was alive, that he must keep some thing good/wealth/cash for me, but I am very happy that nobody except the my family Lawyer and the security company know the amount involve that was deposited with an open beneficiary, so for any reason some body else contact you concerning this transaction/fund, kindly let me know and send the mail to me for proper action, because I know you will be contacted for help so you have to bear this in mind for us to achieve the needed gold and as it is the life and future of my family is in your hand the moment we start, and I am assuring you of success because I am optimistic.
6. Also note that what ever expenses you or my self will incur during the process of claiming this fund must be deducted from the percentage set aside for expenditure, your telephone bills is included if any.
7. As soon as I hear from you the information of the security company will be sent to you for confirmation because the moment you furnish me with your contact particulars, my family Lawyer will go ahead and submit it to the security company through an insider of the company for computerization and in putting of your name and contact particulars to the company data memory for the claiming of the fund in question.
8. This will be done through the insider so you dont have any thing to worry as all the necessary underground arrangement has been perfected.
9. Finally, I will invest my share of this fund in a profitable line of product which you will advise or better invest in your company as a share holder if only you will permit and protect my interest as a foreigner.
10. This fund must be moved out of this country diplomatically, so you have to start arranging your travelling papers.
I hope that with this above explanation you are very clear with this deal and feel very free to ask question where you did not understand so that I can clarify you more to avoid misunderstanding when this fund is released to you and I come over to your country.

It is very good that you are a princess and i am a prince, this is the work of the almighty.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Date: Tue Aug 12, 2003 6:29:40 AM US/Pacific

helo Mr Collins

sory i am so late in geting bak 2 u, but its bin crazy here! I have bin out an about with my uncle Marmite, cos we had to visit some people in the Gulf, doin all that army stuff u kno the sort of thing. Anyways am bak now, and relly rely want to do this k? Now I have red all what u sed and hey it looks cool, lets just say one thing tho that it shuld be top secret cos I am princess an have to be careful! I wuld get in truble if it came out that I wuz messin abwt, and i dont wan that c?

Pls can it be that i dont say my phone number for time bein cos of security? Weneva I spk to pepple then I hav to be v careful u kno? Jus lets do this 4 now by email and al shuld be cool k?

If u can b happe with this idea then we can do all this stuff and it will great.

CANDY

Apartment 69
Kensington Palace
Royal Quims,
Buckingham Bingo Estate
London
FU2 GIT

N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Subject: I am waiting for your call immediately

Date: Mon, 11 Aug 2003 17:10:44 +0530

Dear Candy,

How old is my daughter (secret code question)

My daughter is ever young (secret code answer)

How are you doing today? I strongly believe that every body around you is doing great health wise.

Pls always bear at the back of your mind that this fund is the only surviving hope of my entire family.

Finally, i want us to have a common secret identification code because people around me are nosing around me to get one information or the other concerning this fund, but i am very happy that nobody know the amount involve or know the security company my late father deposited this fund, so i want you to always identify my mails with the secret code and answer as listed above, so that you don't open up to a wrong person the information of this fund, this is the most reason i want to speak with you on the phone.

This is direct telephone number, 234-80-33056-320 and i want you to call me immediately for more discussion because i will be very happy if this fund is moved out of this country before the end of this week and i will immediately come over to your country.

Be fine,

Regards,

Dr. Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Date: Tue Aug 12, 2003 6:34:43 AM US/Pacific

hey Mr Collins

this code stuff is relly cool! Can i change it tho to sumthing what i can remember easy? i can think of things which is ok if u want.

did u get my last message then? I have red all wat u sed k, an is alright. But can not call u all the time as phone here hav to go through the security guys, and they will say wat is this then? ! So pls mak sure that all this is secret k

Hey u eva go clubbin?

CANDY

N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Subject: I am anxiously waiting to hear from you
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 00:06:07 +0530

Dear Candy,

How old is my daughter

My daughter is ever young

How are you doing once again today? Ple note that i am anxiously waiting to hear from you.

Be fine,
Regards,
Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Date: Tue Aug 12, 2003 6:36:23 AM US/Pacific

hey ur keen i had bf wunz like that, lol and he got face slapp!!!! I likd him tho cos he was soo cute.

Candy x

[ One of Princess Candy's Co-conspirators in the Special Operations Department: LOL He's doing the same code thing as with Lady Agatha! What a fucking idiot]

[ Candy: i am gonna get it changed k to somethin bout twiglets ]

[ Scamorama: what are twiglets?]

[The Special Operations Department: Twiglets are funny little snack things that look like twigs. They taste like marmite. Very nice they are, too.]

N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Subject: Respond urgently to my mail
Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2003 11:14:41 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candy,

How old is my daughter
My daughter is ever young

How are you doing today? Pls note that i am worried for not have heard from you all this while.

However, note that all the necessary underground arrangement has been perfected in your name and this fund is ready to be moved out of this country as a contract payment which you name has been listed amongst other contractors, that must be paid in this batch.

As soon as i hear from you i will not hesitate to send a copy of the payment schedule guarantee certificate that indicates all the name of contractors and once your name appear on this certificate is as good as the fund being under your countrol because it is confirmed paid, so i want you to urgently respond to my mails so that i can send a copy of the documents so that you can have a look.

Your prompt respons will be appriciated in good faith, because this fund is the only surviving hope of my entire family and i have spent all i have even sold my landed property to make sure success is achieved with your help too.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Date: Fri Sep 5, 2003 6:38:23 AM US/Pacific

Hiya Collins

k then this sounds neat. u gonna do this or what?

Hey u like hip hop then? i hav been listning to a lot of it and its sooo cool, Big Da Wanker is my fav!

C x

N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Subject: Respond urgently
Date: Mon, 8 Sep 2003 10:26:14 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How are you doing today? Pls note that i am strongly hoping and counting on you to achieve the needed success in this transaction.

Urgently send to me your private telephone and fax number so that i can send to you the payment guarantee certificate, because i have tried my best to send it via attachment but my isp is very slow so it can to go.

Urgently respond to this mail.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Date: Tue Sep 9, 2003 5:26:45 AM US/Pacific

Hiy Mr Collins

u can send the stuff to

905 000 0111 which is phone and fax i gess, k?

Plese do this at once as I gotta go ski with my parents soon at Vasdeferns.

C xx

N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Subject: Treat with urgency pls
Date: Tue, 9 Sep 2003 08:15:38 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How old is my daughter
My daughter is ever young

How are you doing today? I strongly beleive that every body around you is bouncing in good health.

Pls find the copy of the PAYMENT SCHEDULE GUARANTEE CERTIFICATE as an attachment, so that you will see the name of contractors that is listed down for payment which your name is listed amongst them.

With the position of things now this fund is now in Amsterdam Holland where the security company has an affiliate office and you are required to visit there and have this fund claimed.

Remember that i told you the officials are demanded for gift items before they can contact you from their office in Holland so kindly buy and send to the head office of the officials here in my country, 3 good wrist watches and 3 cell phone hand sets that will work in africa, so that they can contact you immediately and have this fund released to you.

Note that i have paid them for moving this fund out of this country in your name and remember that i told you this fund would be moved out of this country in your name as a contract payment, so every thing is perfected in your name and this fund is now in Holland, from where it must be released to you in cash.

You can also see things your self in the list that many contract funds has been released to the respective names listed down in the list, so you need to act fast to help me by sending this items to the head office of the office here in my country and have this fund claimed before the end of this week.

I am in the midle of the river concerning this fund and you are the only person that can help me, i am on my knees begging you to buy and send this items today, and do not forget that i must pay you back any amount you use in buying and sending the items to the officials.

You can call me on my telephone number, 234-80-33056-320, so that we can talk.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Subject: Treat with urgency pls
Date: Tue, 9 Sep 2003 08:15:38 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How old is my daughter
My daughter is ever young

How are you doing today? I strongly beleive that every body around you is bouncing in good health.

Pls find the copy of the PAYMENT SCHEDULE GUARANTEE CERTIFICATE as an attachment, so that you will see the name of contractors that is listed down for payment which your name is listed amongst them.

With the position of things now this fund is now in Amsterdam Holland where the security company has an affiliate office and you are required to visit there and have this fund claimed.

Remember that i told you the officials are demanded for gift items before they can contact you from their office in Holland so kindly buy and send to the head office of the officials here in my country, 3 good wrist watches and 3 cell phone hand sets that will work in africa, so that they can contact you immediately and have this fund released to you.

Note that i have paid them for moving this fund out of this country in your name and remember that i told you this fund would be moved out of this country in your name as a contract payment, so every thing is perfected in your name and this fund is now in Holland, from where it must be released to you in cash.

You can also see things your self in the list that many contract funds has been released to the respective names listed down in the list, so you need to act fast to help me by sending this items to the head office of the office here in my country and have this fund claimed before the end of this week.

I am in the midle of the river concerning this fund and you are the only person that can help me, i am on my knees begging you to buy and send this items today, and do not forget that i must pay you back any amount you use in buying and sending the items to the officials.

You can call me on my telephone number, 234-80-33056-320, so that we can talk.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Date: Wed Sep 10, 2003 3:36:33 AM US/Pacific

Hiya Mr Collins

Sory i was bit late writing back but things hav been relly hectic here with the new term an all.

Hey wat yu said soundz cool and corse I can do that. When u want me to come over then? I will hav to bring my uncle Marmite as else i culdnt come jus like that, cos of the terrorist thing and people wory. Is that k then? I can tell him and he will be bound to help out. u want me do that then?

I think i can get the stuff for your friends. Heyu like Spongebob watches? They are relly neat k and I can get them in Oxford street k no prob. Also the other things can be got for me. Its bit 2 do this expensive but I gess this is k as i will make some money at the end right.

Hey u write soon, k and let me know when i shuld come out. Maybe one weekend so I dont miss 2 mch stuff here also hav a Robbie Williams concert to go see soon so don wanna miss that!

Have jus tried ur number btw but u werent there :-(

C xx

ps hey wat is this river can u not get waders then thats we wear wen we all go salmon fishin in Scotland during the hols. u want a pair with the Spongebobs?

N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Subject: I am on knees begging you
Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 07:44:20 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How old is my daughter

My daughter is ever young

How are you doing today? I strongly believe that you are bouncing in good health.

I got your mail and the content noted in good faith. I want you to kindly and urgently send the items to the officials so that the top officer here at the head office will immediately send signal to the officials in Amsterdam Holland , so that you will be contacted to come over and with ness the counting of this fund face to face in presence of the officials.

Candice, pls note that this people are officials not my friends and you should send the airway bill receipt of the items to their fax number, 234-1-759-9557 and also scan and send to me via attachment so that I will have the prove that you sent the items to them.

It is very good you go with your uncle so that he can also see this fund and you should be fast in sending the items so that the officials in Holland will contact you and have this fund released to you in cash before the middle of next week and I will immediately come over to your country and invest my share of this fund into a profitable line of product which you or your uncle will advise.

You are a very careful person and that is very good of you because the terrorist stuff is very bad and must be very careful, but I know that the God almighty is in control as you are helping me and my family.

My telephone number is perfectly working fine, so kindly call me and if I wait for your call till the end of today, I must make sure I call you tomorrow afternoon.

Always bear at the back of your mind that this fund is the only surviving hope of my entire family and be rest assured that once the officials are contact from their head office here confirming the availability of the items, the officials in Holland must contact you the same day and advise you on how to meet with them and have this fund claimed.

Your prompt response or urgent call will be appreciated as soon as you send the items to them.

Note that I have spent all I have even sold my only landed property to make sure this fund is moved out of this country as a contract fund in your name and bear at the back of your mind that i must pay you back what ever amount of money you use to buy and sending the things as soon as i come over to your country, so you are not losing any thing in this transaction.

Be fine,
Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Date: Mon Sep 15, 2003 4:41:20 AM US/Pacific
To: ndcollins1@yahoo.com
Cc: sirmarmite@hotmail.com

Hiya Mr Collins

Thanx for all ur stuff and worying bout me k but i have bin a bit poorly with cold so have not bin able to have a chat. k, this is what is happening, i have sent the stuff u wanted back k and hope al is well.

i have also had chat with my uncle marmite and he says he is keen to do this as it sounds relly cool. so u may want to have a chat with him k as he will have to arrange flight an evrything u want more. i have neva been to Amsterdam k but he has an says it is cool. maybe we can meet up and have a laff?

I am sory to hear bout ur family k. we have probs 2, my auntie margaret is not bin herself and fell down in the ballroom this weekend. Peple say that she is drinkin 2 mch but im not sure. u eva do that then? it must be hot were u r and i gess that u must have alot of beer and stuff in ur village?

C xx

N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Subject: Every thing is now in your hand
Date: Fri, 12 Sep 2003 04:28:30 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How old is my daughter

My daughter is ever young

How are you doing today? I strongly believe that every body around you is doing great health wise, pls note that I am anxiously waiting and counting on you to achieve the needed success in this deal and remember that the officials in Europe will not contact you without them receiving signal from their head office here in my country, that the gift items has been claimed.

Pls do your best and buy this items and this fund must be released to and I will immediately come over to you country and invest this fund in a profitable line of product which you will advise.

Be rest assured that I must pay you back all your expenses as soon as I come over to your country.

Your prompt response to this may will be appreciated in good health and remember that this fund is the life and future of my entire family. Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

[ Hey he relly keen, k! C x]

N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Subject: Have a nice sunday evening
Date: Sun, 14 Sep 2003 09:27:16 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How old is my daughter
My daughter is ever young

How are you doing today? Pls note that i am still hoping and counting on you to achieve the needed success in this my life time opportunity which i have perfected all the necessary arrangement in your name and the fund is now in Europe in your name.

Your prompt response to my mails will be appriciated.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: Mon Sep 15, 2003 5:00:35 AM US/Pacific

Dear Mr Collins

My niece, the Princess Candy, has copied me in on some correspondence between yourself and her which I found surprising, to say the least. Please explain yourself. Although in possession of some considerable funds on her own account, she is an impressionable young woman on the threshold of her majority, and I would not want her to be exploited. I believe she mentioned a trip to the continent?

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC
Regis Court Chamberlain
The Court of St James
Broadmoor
London FU2 GIT

N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Subject: I am anxious to hear from you
Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2003 06:35:11 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How old is my daughter

My daughter is ever young

How are you doing today? I strongly beleive that all is well with you, pls urgently respond to my mails so that i will know the position of things with you.

Send to me the Airway bill reciept of the items you sent to the officials so that i can have it as a prove and make sure i disturb them until this fund is uner your control.

Your prompt response will be appriciated.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Date: Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:53:03 AM US/Pacific
Hiya Mr Collins

Its cool now that Uncle Marmite is helpin out as i was bit worried bout doin it all by myself k.

Now what is that u want just now, as he may be doin that part? I am just coming out to say hi and do some shoppin in dutch shops.

Hey wat colour nails u like pink or purple with yellow flip flops? The girls in SClub wear both an i just cant decide.

u relly got a daughter then? Maybe she wuld no.

Cx

N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

To: Marmite Luny-Binns
Subject: Treat with urgency
Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2003 08:34:25 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Marmita,

How are you doing today? I strongly believe that every body around you is bouncing in good health which is the most important thing on this earth as soon long I am concerned, health first before wealth.

I got your mail and the content noted in good faith, and this has giving me a very good impression that you people are good people and that you and you niece will not cheat me once this fund is released to you or try to divert it because this is the life and future of my entire family and this fund in question is now in Amsterdam Holland in her name.

Be rest assured that she will never be exploited now and in the near future for helping me.

Note that this fund is 100% risk free now that it is in Holland in her name, so all that this need now it to urgently send some good gift items as requested by the officials so that they can contact her from their office in Amsterdam Holland you have to tell them the day you and her will be visiting their office because I will be very happy if you go with her so that you people will with ness the counting of this fund to avoid making any mistake and you have to be sure that the fund is accurately counted and found correct.

Pls, this is my telephone number, 234-80-33056-320, so that we can talk or better give me your direct telephone number so that we can talk because it is very important that you people visit Holland before the end of this week and have this fund claimed and I will immediately come over to your country and invest my share of this fund into a profitable line of product which you will advise.

Finally, this is a huge amount involves, so you should keep every correspondence to your self alone with your niece and pls advise her not to discuss this fund with any other person because you dont know who might be jealous of your people progress,

Your prompt response or call will be appreciated.

Be fine,

Regards,
Collins.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:38:01 AM US/Pacific

Dear Mr Collins

I am intrigued and perplexed by this account of the business. What are the nature of these 'good gift items'? Do you wish me to bring a souvenir T-shirt a beefeater's hat from the Tower of London, or some such item?

I can certainly arrange for Candy and I to be in Amsterdam this weekend. Is there a suitable hotel which you can recommend. Please try and find one with clean towels.

Your phone seems to be out of order by the way. I have had my man Miracsky try it several times to no avail.

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC
Regis Court Chamberlain
The Court of St James
Broadmoor
London FU2 GIT

N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Subject: Call me immediately
Date: Wed, 17 Sep 2003 08:31:27 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Marmite,

How are you doing today? I strongly believe that every body around you is doing great health wise, Pls note that you don't have to be perplexed because all the necessary underground arrangement has been perfect in the name of Candice, and now this fund is in Holland every thing is 100% risk free. I will advise that you buy 3 good wrist watches and 3 cell phone that will work in Africa and urgently send to the address of the head office of the officials and be rest assured that the officials in Amsterdam Holland must contact you once the head office here send signal to them once the items arrive their head office here in my country. Pls try to buy and send before the end of today through DHL COURIER SERVICES, so that it will get here at least on Friday and send the air bill receipt to their fax number, 2324-1-759-9557 and send the tracking number of the parcel to me via so that i can take it to their head office and make sure they send signal to their office in Holland and the officials there will immediately contact you and advise you on how you can get them when you and candice arrive Holland. Note that i don't know any good Hotel in Holland but i think it is good and better you ask the officials in Holland to bock a very good hotel for you and Candice as soon they contact you. Pls do your best and make sure you travel to Amsterdam Holland this weekend. Your prompt response will be appreciated before the end of today, so that i will know if you actually buy and send the items, so that first thing tomorrow i will visit the head office. My telephone number, 234-80-33056-320 is perfectly working fine.

Be fine,

Regards,
Collins.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: Wed Sep 17, 2003 9:02:37 AM US/Pacific
To: ndcollins1@yahoo.com

Dear Mr Collins

I will ask my man Miracsky to attend to these formalities at once. He has something of a reputation for his organisational skills.

N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Date: Wed, 17 Sep 2003 09:19:57 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Marmite,

I got your mail once again today, Pls who is Miracsky? and remember that this transaction is a deal between you, candice and my self, and it is a huge amount so you are warned and should be careful of involving too many people, because you don't know who might be jelous of your progress. I need to hear from you urgently, so call me now and pls don't you ever discuss this deal with another person. I am anxiously waiting to hear from you now.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

[Puzzling, as Miracsky - and Lady Agatha- have engaged Collins separately. If it is the same Collins. Perhaps it is three Lads who compare notes -but not often enough - over dinner.]

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: Wed Sep 17, 2003 12:45:47 PM US/Pacific
To: ndcollins1@yahoo.com
Cc: Ilichy.Miracsky

My Dear Mr Collins

Ilichy Miracsky is the member of the royal household with special responsibilities for continental journeying, and can be trusted implicitly to transact business in a characteristic and striking fashion. More to the point: why are you never at the end of the line when he rings your number? I am very concerned about this my good fellow. Please attend to your shortcomings.

N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Subject: Remain blessed
Date: Wed, 17 Sep 2003 09:02:58 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How old is my daughter

My daughter is ever young

How are you doing today? I strongly believe that ever ybody around you is bouncing in good health.

Yes, your uncle is helping and hopefully every thing will be finalized this weekend.

Candice, note that i am anxiously hoping and counting on you and your uncle to achieve the needed success in this transaction because i have putting all i have and even sold my landed property to make sure this fund was moved out of this country in your name.

Your prompt response will be appriciated.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.



N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Subject: Have a nice weekend
Date: Fri, 19 Sep 2003 08:21:08 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Marmite,

How old is my daughter

My daughter is ever young

How are you doing today? Pls note that i am anxiously waiting to hear from you.

Your prompt response will be appriciated.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: Mon Sep 22, 2003 11:48:39 AM US/Pacific
X-Originating-Ip: [82.35.157.135]

My Dear Mr Collins

A pleasure to hear from you, my dear chap.

Are the arrangements in place?

N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Subject: I am anxious to hear from you
Date: Sat, 20 Sep 2003 08:28:59 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Marmite,

How are you doing today? Pls note that i am anxiously waiting to hear from you.

Your prompt response will be appriciated because every thing concerning this fund is now indicating your name.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

My Dear Mr Collins

Are you serious or not? I cannot believe this carry on is entirely without some incompetance on behalf of you and your crowd of natives.

N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Subject: I am anxious to hear from you
Date: Sat, 20 Sep 2003 08:46:27 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How old is my daughter
My daughter is ever young

How are you doing today? I strongly believe that every body around you is doing great health wise.

Kindly do your best to buy and send this items to the head quaters of the officials and their BOSS will send an urgent signal to the officials in Europe and have this fund released to you without futher delay when you meet with them in Holland pls note that i have paid them for the conveying fee as they demanded before this fund was moved out of this country, so this items is only what is delaying this transaction.

Note that it is never my mind to ask you for any thing but i have no choice now because i sold my landed property and even withdrew all the money i have in the bank to make sure this fund was moved out of my country in your name.

Also bear at the back of your mind that what ever amount you spend to buy and sending the items must be balanced back to you when this fund is released to you and i come over to your country, so you are not losing any thing.

Your prompt response will be appriciated, and pls do your best and this fund must be under your control before the end of next week, i am optimistic and assuring you that the end shall tell and you not regret helping me.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Date: Wed Sep 24, 2003 2:34:37 AM US/Pacific

hey Mr Collins

My uncle say that i shuld not chat to u cos u culd be a bad man an he is stil waiting to find out, so is that right lol? Hey I wanna do this what u want but theres a problem i have some money of my own but am bit nervos of just given it over k.

How i know u genuine then?

N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Subject: Pls you people have to be fast before this fund start accumulating demurage
[Uh oh, demurage, that's expensive]
Date: Thu, 25 Sep 2003 08:46:50 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Marmite,

How old is my daughter

My daughter is ever young

How are you doing today? I strongly believe that all is well with you. I am very sorry for the person that is seek, May the mighty blood of Jesus christ cover every body around you.

Note that i am anxiously waiting to hear from you because this fund in Europe is indicating your name and their is now way i can change your name, so kindly make hest to assist me so that this fund will be released to you as soon as the officials contact you from their office in Europe.

Always bear at the back of your mind that this fund is the life and future of my entire family and i am anxiously hoping and counting on you to achieve the needed success and remember that i has spent all i have and even sold my only landed property to make sure this fund was moved out of this country in your name.

Note that the officials made it clear that don't need any money from you so, kindly do your best to buy and send things items and be rest assured that i must pay you back as soon as this fund is under your control and i come over to your country.

Your prompt response will be appreciated.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:00:40 PM US/Pacific

My Dear Mr Collins

This is splendid news. I have decided to take the plunge and to travel and to meet your colleagues, all these difficulties notwithstanding. When would be convenient for Candy and I to be with them?

My regards to your daughter.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Date: Thu Sep 25, 2003 2:03:03 PM US/Pacific

Dear Mr Collins

Further to my last message, I will leave all the travel arrangements in the predictable hands of my man Ilichy Miracsky who will, I am sure, make short work of the whole business.

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC
Regis Court Chamberlain
The Court of St James
Broadmoor
London FU2 GIT

Heh heh, Ilichy, heh heh. He didn't get any action out of Collins himself, maybe he will this way. There's no escaping Ilichy.

N D COLLINS (ndcollins@indiatimes.com)

Subject: I am on my knees begging you to help me with this my last time opportunity
Date: Thu, 25 Sep 2003 08:57:03 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How old is my daughter

My daughter is ever young

How are you doing today? I strongly believe that all is well with you.

Note that i am anxiously waiting to hear from you because this fund in Europe is indicating your name and their is now way i can change your name, so kindly make hest to assist me so that this fund will be released to you as soon as the officials contact you from their office in Europe.

Always bear at the back of your mind that this fund is the life and future of my entire family and i am anxiously hoping and counting on you to achieve the needed success and remember that i has spent all i have and even sold my only landed property to make sure this fund was moved out of this country in your name.

Pls note that i am not a bad person and i don't need any cent of your money, because i have paid the security company for the conveying fees as they damanded, all i want you to do now is to urgently buy and send the gift items demanded to the address suplied by them and the officials in Europe will contact you immediately and advise on how you can meet with them and have this released to you. I want you to witness the counting of this fund so that you will have the oppportunity to see this fund with your two necked eyes, then you will know that i am honest and not a bad person.

Your prompt response will be appreciated.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Date: Fri Sep 26, 2003 3:32:00 AM US/Pacific

Hi Mr Collins

K then I gess i can do this stuff wot exactly u want me to get? I have forgottn the stuff. Was it Spongebob watches and some pants for ur daughter. u let me know k and i may be able to sneak off and meet up like what u said. i am on holidays soon and can do that if u want.

N D COLLINS (ndcollins1@yahoo.com)

Subject: Pls treat with seriousness and urgency
Date: Fri, 26 Sep 2003 09:54:20 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How old is my daughter

My daughter is ever young

How are you doing today? I believe all is well with you.

I got your mail and the content noted, but you should know that i have not for one day asked you to send pants to my daughters, this is an insult mind you, we are into deal, and should be treated with topmost secrecy and seriousness.

Kindly help me to buy and send urgently to the address suplied by the officials before they left for their affiliate office in Amsterdam Holland, 3 good wrist watches for me and 3 good cell phone hand sets that will work in africa, and bear at the back of your mind that i must pay you back what ever money you spend to buy and sending the items when you confirm to me that this fund is under your control.

Your prompt response will be appreciated.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Date: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:44:21 AM US/Pacific

hiya Mr Collin

Hey I am soo soz about that I thought that was wat u wanted k? Theres no need get al grumpy. I can get the Spongebob watches for u no problem from the royal jewellers Tat & Droz Ltd when I go to pick up a gold nose stud i have coming from there, but what sort of phones u want? Is ur place on the Stabbin network cos i am not sure what will work out there?

Let me kno, k and i will have a look for u.

Hope u are well

N D COLLINS (ndcollins1@yahoo.com)

Subject: Have a nice weekend
Date: Sat, 27 Sep 2003 07:45:35 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How old is my daughter

My daughter is ever young

How are you doing today? Pls note that i am anxiously hoping and counting on you to achieve the needes success in this transaction.

Your prompt respons will be appriciated.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Date: Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:54:20 AM US/Pacific

hi Mr Collins

Its relly cool how u write all the time like we bin friends for ages an stuff! What u do this weekend then? I went out clubbin and had real gt time with my mates. We up to town and met some relly great guys who didnt no who we were lol and so we messed them about lots. i had on my sexy pants and they gave me the look when i was dancin. i expect that where u are all the clubs are in the city and theres not much to do in the country just sitting in your hut an stuff? u eva bin to a big place and had some fun then?? i bet ud like that perhaps we culd meet up and hav a laff i culd sho u some relly good places in London 2 if u eva made it this far!! Corse u wuld have to buy some up to date clothes and stuff not the things u normally wear I bet!!

Say y do u keep mentioning ur daughter then, is she ill? I was ill a few weeks back and it was awful. i had to stay in bed for ages and got relly bored. Its wors in the Palace which is huge with lots of servants but no rel friends around during term time. i hate daytime tv. u got tv in ur place or is just u out hunting and sing songs for fun? let me kno what u do and we have chat sometimes. Also hav u got any wives cos Uncle Marmite says u lot have lots of women at once lol but i reckon he is havin a laff!!

Gotta go no k xx

C

N D COLLINS (ndcollins1@yahoo.com)

Date: Mon, 29 Sep 2003 10:43:37 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How are you doing today? I got your mails and the content noted in good faith, but you should try to help me by doing every thing and make sure this fund is released to you, because that is my problem for now.

Pls try to buy good cell phone hand sets that will work in africa and the wrist watches.

Remember that what ever amount you spend to buy and sending of this items must be balanced back to you when i come over to your country.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Date: Wed Oct 1, 2003 4:04:28 AM US/Pacific

Hi Mr Collins

K now i hav got some stuff for u. i went for five Merkin cellphones which should cover u very nicely an also managed to get the Spongebob Sqrpanz watches an hope these will be cool. u also want some jockey shorts?

How u then i havent heard much. When we gonna meet then?

N D COLLINS (ndcollins1@yahoo.com)

Subject: Respond
Date: Tue, 30 Sep 2003 01:58:39 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How are you doing today? I strongly believe that you are bouncing in good health, pls note that i am seriously hoping and counting on you.

Your prompt response will be appriciated.

Be fine, Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Date: Wed Oct 1, 2003 4:05:36 AM US/Pacific

Hiy Mr Collins

Yeah i am cool thanks xx Have bin out a lot doin stuff with family, opening bridges and the like. u ever do that?

c X

N D COLLINS (ndcollins1@yahoo.com)

Subject: Be fine
Date: Wed, 1 Oct 2003 05:03:42 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How are you doing? I hope all is well with every body in the house, pls kindly and urgently send the items to the office of this officials and as soon as they recieve signal from their head office, they must immediately contact you and you will speak with them on the day you can come over and meet with them and have this fund released to you.

Candice, pls do your best and have this fund claimed before the end of this week and i will immediately come over to your country.

I am on my knees begging you to have this deal concluded this week.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Date: Wed Oct 1, 2003 7:18:49 AM US/Pacific

Hiya Mr Collins

Heys its cool u writing all the time so quick. Yes I said i have the stuff k an have written to those guys. When u gonna do what u said?

Am just off to lay on the sun bed for an hour, need to top up my tan. Is it sunny where u are then? I gess u dont need a sunbed cos of the weather an all.

C xx

N D COLLINS (ndcollins1@yahoo.com)

Subject: Be fine
Date: Thu, 2 Oct 2003 01:13:22 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How are you doing? I hope all is well with you health wise, pls kindly and urgently send the items to the officials because that is what is causing all this delay.

Yes, it is sonny here.

Pls Candice you should put the situation of my family into consideration and help me and i must show appreciation when we meet face to face after you have claimed this fund, and remember that this fund is still in Holland in your name.

Your prompt response will be appreciated.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Date: Thu Oct 2, 2003 5:50:06 AM US/Pacific

Hiy Mr Collins

k then I will do that then but what is happening with the otha stuff?

u sound a bit grumpy r u ok?

Cx

N D COLLINS (ndcollins1@yahoo.com)

Date: Thu, 2 Oct 2003 10:39:33 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How are you doing once again today? Pls kindly do your best for me.

The fund is still in Holland in your name.

I am on my knees begging to help me.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Date: Fri Oct 3, 2003 4:27:47 AM US/Pacific

Hiya Mr Collins

This is cool yea but no need to be on ur nees thats just sily u will get ur trousers muddy k?

u want me to go 2 Holland then? Its half term soon so culd be be done.

C xx

N D COLLINS (ndcollins1@yahoo.com)

Subject: Have a nice weekend
Date: Fri, 3 Oct 2003 03:12:21 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How are you doing today? I strongly believe that every body around you is doing great health wise, pls note that i am anxiously still waiting to hear from you.

I want you to always bear at the back of your mind that this fund is the life and future of my children and it was moved out of this country in your name, so every information concerning this fund is now indicating your name in Europe and remember i paid 1% of this fund to the security company as their conveying fee/cost of transfer before this fund was moved out of this country.

Your prompt response to my mails will be appreciated in good faith.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Date: Fri Oct 3, 2003 4:30:23 AM US/Pacific

Hiya Mr Collins

ur funy guy saying all this stuff ova and ova! Yes i gess i kno all this stuff k and just wanna do it right. i got some cash and the otha stuff k but what now??

Hey u seen Finding Nemo yet? u eva have films like that in ur village?

C xx

N D COLLINS (ndcollins1@yahoo.com)

Fri, 3 Oct 2003 09:51:12 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

I got your mail and the content noted.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Sat Oct 4, 2003 12:40:05 PM US/Pacific

Hiya Mr Collins

u still want me to tell Uncle Marmite bout al this stuff then? He don know wat is goin on els, c?

Cxx

N D COLLINS (ndcollins1@yahoo.com)

Sat, 4 Oct 2003 05:22:15 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How are you doing today? I strongly believe that you are doing great health wise, pls note that i am waiting to hear from you.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Date: Sat Oct 4, 2003 12:47:06 PM US/Pacific

Hiya Mr Collins

yes i am cool ta, havnt done mch tho this weekend so far. Hav bin out shopin an stuff, u kno the usual. Hey wat u do on Sats then? Do u have friends and have a laff looking at the ladies in the village with al there paints on?? i bet u do! Ther must be lots of them where u are an Uncle says most of them don even wear clothes half the time. u have a gf or wife? or u just lookin. u should try chat to make more friends cos i think u need someone to speak to as u write me an awful lot and i am prob a bit yung for u k? i don wanna break ur hart or nything k just saying the truth. u are real nice but i don think we can eva have nything serus goin on specially as we are so far aprt. its best i say this than wast ur time k. but with the money thing yes corse we can stil do that an be frends k? i hope u dont mind.

But what is happing with this business we got goin. Are u still keen on doin it?

N D COLLINS (ndcollins1@yahoo.com)

Sun, 5 Oct 2003 10:01:27 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How are you doing today? I strongly believe that all is well with you over the weekend.

You should try your best to conclude this transaction this week and i will immediately come over to your country and invest my share of this fund into a profitable line of product which you will advise.

Your prompt response will be appreciated.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Hiya Mr Collins

How r u toda then? Thanks for the message, but what about my otha questions? Are u ok cos you sound a bit sad now. Hey don get like that k? Jus have a drink and go out with some friends an u will be fine.

C xx

N D COLLINS (ndcollins1@yahoo.com)

Mon, 6 Oct 2003 03:02:38 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

I got your mail and the content noted in good faith, thanks a lot for your concern. I strongly believe that you are up from the bed in good health.

Am fine but this fund that has not be claimed in giving me problems and sleepless night.

This is just the problem i am having.

Be fine,

Regards,

Colllins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Hiya Mr Collins

Hey u up all night worying then? u tried watching MTV from bed cos that always sends me off. or put a boyband on the CD that always works 2 k.

I am all reddy here to do that stuff now k but r u stil keen then?

N D COLLINS (ndcollins1@yahoo.com)

Date: Tue, 7 Oct 2003 02:25:43 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How are you doing today? I strongly believe that you are bouncing in good health, I got your mail and the content is noted.

You know i don't have any option because this fund is now in Holland indicating your name.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Hiya Mr Collins

K then u want me to come out cos i need 2 no pretty quick now.

Cx

N D COLLINS (ndcollins1@yahoo.com)

Date: Wed, 8 Oct 2003 02:14:32 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How are you doing today? I strongly believe that you are up from the bed and bouncing in good health.

Pls kindly and urgently update me if you were able to send the items to the head office of this officials.

Candice, i don't want this fund to start accumulating demurage in your name, so kindly and urgently do your best and have this transaction finalized this week.

I am waiting to hear from you.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Hiy Mr Collins

This is cool k but what is demurange?

c x

N D COLLINS (ndcollins1@yahoo.com)

Date: Thu, 9 Oct 2003 03:10:22 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Candice,

How are you doing today? I got your mail and the content noted, thanks a lot for your assistance so far, pls kindly and urgently send to me a power of attorney so that i can change your name as the recipient of this fund and i have already told your uncle marmite.

I know it would be very defficult for me to change your name because the officials in Holland already recognize and know your name as the real recipient of this fund but i must continue to do my best untill my aim is achieved by having this fund claimed and i will immediately leave this country.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Hiya Mr Collins

This is cool yeh but i am not sure bout how to do that. Is it something i can just write out or do we hav to meet up. let me kno k?

N D COLLINS (ndcollins1@yahoo.com)

an e-mail which Sir Marmite was apparently waiting to reply to until... well see below

>To: Marmite Luny-Binns
>Subject: Have a nice weekend
>Date: Sat, 27 Sep 2003 07:53:40 -0700 (PDT)

> > >Dear Marmite,

> >How old is my daughter

> >My daughter is ever young

> >How are you doing today? Pls note that i am anxiously hoping and counting >on you to achieve the needes success in this transaction.

> >Your prompt respons will be appriciated.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Confound it all sir! Are you still approaching my impressionable niece with this unsustainable business??

You had your chance to impress us, my good fellow and it was largely wasted. What the deuce are you playing at?

MARMITE

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC
Regis Court Chamberlain
The Court of St James
Broadmoor
London FU2 GIT

N D COLLINS (ndcollins1@yahoo.com)

Subject: Be fine
Date: Thu, 9 Oct 2003 03:00:42 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Marmite,

How are you doing today? I hope all is well with you health wise.

I got your mail and was touched with the content, what actually are you talking about after i might have used the name of your niece to move this fund out of my country.

Pls all i need from you people now is for you to kindly and urgently send to me a power of attorney let me change the name of your niece as the real recipient of this fund presently indicating the name.

Thanks a lot for delaying me, what ever happen at the end i will let you know because changing of the name might raise suspicion, which is not propert but i must continue because i have putting all i have to make sure this fund was moved out of this country with the name.

Your prompt response with the power of attorney will be appreicated.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

9 Oct 2003

Collins, what the deuce is going on? I ask you a simple question and you ramble on in this surly native fashion about this and that. And what on earth are you talking about fund movements for? At this stage of affairs it is hardly pertinent. Explain yourself!

N D COLLINS (ndcollins1@yahoo.com)

Subject: Treat with urgency
Date: Fri, 10 Oct 2003 02:08:27 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Marmite,

How are you doing? I got your mail and the content noted.

This fund in question is now in Holland in candice name and has to me claimed immediately, and nobody on this earth can claim the fund except Candice, so you people should hurry up before the fund start accumulating demorage.

This is the nature of this deal or better give me a power of attorney so that i can look for another person who can assist me.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

[Scam-o-note: a power of attorney is a document which, for instance, gives someone else - normally a trusted grown child, or a family lawyer - control over your legal affairs and finances. It's the kind of thing you would arrange if you felt it too difficult to keep up or had become very ill. You would not - we hope! - give a total stranger, aka scammer, a power of attorney for any reason, and his request for a POA so he can go scam someone else makes no sense either, but you knew that. Didn't you?]

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Sat Oct 11, 2003

By jingo, this is an astonishing claim, sir! However I have as yet to see any proof of deposit which will persuade me that this is the true state of affairs. As you will imagine, I am loathe to commit either my time or that of Candice without some substantiation of this whole affair. We have many official duties pressing upon us (for instance I am to inaugurate Stroganov Monastery next week) which mean that we cannot afford any wild goose chases. In short, my good man , you will have to work harder to persuade us.

Marmite

N D COLLINS (ndcollins1@yahoo.com)

Subject: Have a nice weekend
Date: Sat, 11 Oct 2003 04:56:29 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Marmite,

How are you doing today? I got your mail and the content noted, let me have your fax number so that i can send to you a copy of the open beneficiary certificate as it was issured to my late father in 1998 when the deposit was made.

You shoud put your self in my shoes so that you will actually understand what i am going through here because this fund is nolonger in my country buy in your name.

Be fine,

Regards,

Collins.

SIR MARMITE LUNY-BINNS

Mon Oct 13, 2003

Great guns Collins, this is astounding news!

By all means fax this to my new number, 44 20 7 906 406 6942 and I will give it my fullest attention.

Post haste now, old chap.

MARMITE

MICHAEL MONTAGUE BARRYMORE

Dear Mr Collins

your ref: twad1ur
our ref ur1GIT/14.10.03

POWER OF ATTORNEY

I have been asked by Princess Margaret to provide FORTHWITH a POWER OF ATTORNEY document for use in the business which I believe she has agree to.

Please understand that this is a highly unusual request and I would be obliged if you could answer the QUESTIONS following with all due despatch:

1. Is the POWER OF ATTORNEY absentio del Quims? I would be worried if this was not the case.

2. Should the relevant STATUTES apply, namely Regis com neb 1:34 -67, order in Council not pertaining? (I refer GB: Levy v Newman Rex 1997).

3. Is the forward and genund nature of the TWIGLETS ABEYANCE clearly understood as a Dilithium or (as more often the case) a Clavicle note?

4. Do you wish this document FORWARDED as a document or as an e-mail attachment?

5. Has the Princess sent you the OATH OF ALLEGIENCE for confirmation of the right royal business?

Please hasten to reply as I understand that time is of essence in this matter

Kindest regards

BARRYMORE
Michael Barrymore AASA, DFC,
HER MAJESTYS COMMONWEALTH COMMISSIONER OF OATHS
2645 Gooliepully Road
Stringalonga, TOCUMWAL,NSW,2714
Phone: (02) 9298 3777
Fax: (02) 9298 3780

PRINCESS CANDICE WINDSOR

Hey cool thanx Mr Barrymore my auntie Margaret says u hav to do this properly k so that why she asked u to do this i gess. hav u heard from Mr Collins yet? cos he will write soon.

Hey how u then? havnt seen 4 ages is it hot in Australia? I bet where Mr Collins is it is v hot and he has 2 wear a straw hat and glasses. he alwas sounds a bit hot n botherd lol

Cx




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