From: zorrohula zorrohula@ig.com.br
To: "zorrohula@ig.com.br"
Date: Thursday - May 4, 2006 12:11 PM
Subject: YOUR COMPENSATION
X-Mailing-List: linux-kernel@vger.kernel.org
From Steve Ibeme
Attn; Good Friend
I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transffered under the cooperation of a new partiner from paraguay.Presently i'm in paraguay for investment projects with my own share of the total Contract sum. mean while,i didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assit me in transffering those funds despite that it failed us some how.Now contact my secretary in Accra Ghana.
His name is Emeka John
e-Mail; mrsemekajohn@centrum.cz
Telephone; 233-276311360
Ask him to send you the Draft what of $950.000.00 which i kept for your compersation for all your past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter.i appreciated your efforts at that time very much.so feel free and get intouched with my secretary Emeka John and instruct him where to send the Draft to you.
Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferness at that time.in the moment, i'm very busy here because of the investment projects which me and the new partiner are having at hand, finally,remember that i had forwarded instruction to my secretary on your behalf to receive the Draft, so feel free to get intouch with Emeka John to send the Draft to you without any delay.
Thanks and God bless
With Best Regards,
Mr. Steve Ibeme
[This may look like the continuation of a previous correspondence, but it's actually the first approach from a scammer. Maybe the intended victim is meant to assume he's stumbled into a deal not meant for him but from which he can profit.]
Bulent Unsal
To: "mrsemekajohn@centrum.cz"
Date: Thursday - May 4, 2006 12:34 PM
Subject: Re: YOUR COMPENSATION
Dear Emeka John,
I don't know if this was sent to me by mistake. I have dealt with similar matters in the past, so this might be meant for me.
If it is not, please accept my apologies for wasting your time.
Regards,
Bulent Ansal
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İsminiz ne? Benim adım Dört Bir Dokuz.
[ Ooh er, after I sent it I noticed I typed my own name incorrectly. Bugger!
The sig reads 'What is your name? My name is Four One Nine' ]
Emeka John
Bulent Ensal
Subject: Bulent Ansal
Date: Thu, 4 May 2006 17:09:50 -0000 (GMT)
Dear Bulent Ansal
First of all, you should reply me with my private email which i use to send this message to you. In regard for your message about the cheque, i want to make it clear to you so that you can understand, i am not surprise as my boss directed you to contact me because he have already informed me that someone will contact me from your country and when i receive your message i think that you are the one.
Surprisly when i am searching my file to Re-confirm, i notice that my boss contact you wrongly because i have worked with him for a long years as his personal secretary. But there is nothing i will do to doult him once he have informed me because he always cliam right all the time and i just decided to let you know the truth because i am a born again christan which i will not play with it and it is good that i say the truth so that you will understand the kind of the person you are dealing with and to go ahead, i will put all my effort to meet with the bank manager by tomorrow morning after i have heared from you to arrange with him on how the draft will be send to you because i am sure
that my boss have already inform the bank manager too as you know that the money is with the bank and the only help i will render to you is to make sure that the bank manager will issue the draft on your name like as my boss informed me so that i will collect it and send to you through courier service.
And i will like you to confirm your private address where you want the draft to be send to because i don't want any wrong delivery to avoid me having problem with my boss because this man is very difficult to deal with and i want to serve him as he have directed me.
Note: your private number is very important because i will hand it over to the courier service who will deliver the draft to you, so re-confirm it with your private address so that i will proceed and i will let you know how i finalise with the bank manager by tomorrow. Reply me back with the requirement info.and try to call me on my private Direct telephone number +233 209221107 only for more information and don't disclse thgis number to any body because i have using it to be dealing with you only because my boss have warned me seriously to be carefull to deal with you.
Awaiting your urgent reply and if you have any question, feel free to ask.
Thanks,
Mr.Emeka John
Bulent Unsal
To: "emekajohn@freeghana.com"
Date: Thursday - May 4, 2006 1:29 PM
Dear Emeka John,
First let me apologise in advance for my English, as English is not my mother tongue, for as you know I am Turkish.
Because of this I had some trouble understanding your kind letter, so please forgive me if I have misunderstood anything.
I am happy that you are a Christian, and that we obey the same God, though I of course know Him as Allah.
My private address - which is also my business address ( I work for Ege Üniversitesi from home mainly, using their fine wireless relays that reach us up here in the mountains above İzmir) - is as follows:
Kutlugün Sok. No:39
Git Sikiş
İzmir
İzmir
Türke
I hope this is of help,
İyi akşamlar,
Bulent Unsal
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İsminiz ne? Benim adım Dört Bir Dokuz
[ Neat address - Git Sikiş is 'fuck off' in Turkish ]
Emeka John
Subject: Bear with my advice, Bulent Ansal
Date: Thu, 4 May 2006 18:09:34 -0000 (GMT)
Dear Unsal
Yes, It is very good as you understand my explaination because i stand nothing bet the truth and once i will not stop the transaction, i will proceed. So what you will do now is to send your Mobile telephone line so that i will forward it with your address to the courier service because you know that DHL and UPS courier company will not deliver such cheque and what i will do is to arrange with a special courier service who can deliver the cheque to you without having any problem on the way, but you will bear the cost of send it and the inssurance fee, but i will let you know the cost by tomorrow immediately i finalize with the bank manager because i am going to meet with him by tomorrow.
And what make me informing you that you will bear the cost of send this cheque to you is that my boss did not keep any money for me to use to pay for the courier company and i know that you may be surprise to hear this but i want you to understand it clearly because there is no way i will direct you wrongly and if i plan to collect your money for my own personally use, let God almighty take my life because i know the family i comes from.
So send your Mobile telephone line right away so that by tomorrow morning, i will proceed with the manager and let you know what it will cost you to send the cheque from the courier service and you should arrange for cash because i will not like to stay with the cheque at my home immediately the bank release it to me because to stay with such amount at home is not good and be inform that the bank will issue the cheque is ECOBANK GHANA LIMITED ACCRA-GHANA.
Responce to me by sending your mobile direct cell phone to me and also wait for my report by tomorrow morning.
Yours,
John.
Bulent Unsal
Date: Thursday - May 4, 2006 2:21 PM
Dear Emeka John,
I live in the mountains above İzmir, in a small village that my ancestors have lived in for centuries. I could have moved down into the big city of İzmir, but chose instead to stay here.
Unfortunately, the cell phone masts to not reach up here yet - though I'm sure they one day will.
I can go down to the University to make calls, and I can receive fax's on my department's machine, but I am afraid the only way I can directly be reached here is by e-mail.
I am extremely sorry if this means we can no longer continue - I sincerely hope it does not.
Regards,
Bulent
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İsminiz ne? Benim adım Dört Bir Dokuz
[ The eternal problem - how to have Internet access, but no phone :). Will he buy it? ]
Emeka John
Bulent Ensal
Subject: Bear with my advice, Bulent Ansal
Date: Thu, 4 May 2006 18:51:30 -0000 (GMT)
Dear Unsal
I just got your mail and i understand what you said and what i will do by tomorrow is to meet with the bank manager so that i will let you know the cost of the courier sevice which you will send to me so that i will use it pay for the courier service fee.
So now try to arrange for some money because i will let you know the cost by tomorrow after i have finalize with the bank manager.
Yours,
John.
[ Apparently he will ]
Bulent Unsal
Date: Thursday - May 4, 2006 5:24 PM
Subject: Our transaction
Dear John, [ I've always wanted to write that. ]
Nasılsınız?
Thank you for your kind understanding, and all the great effort you are going to on my behalf.
Have you any idea how much money the courier will be?
Since I hold the Kemal Atatürk Professorial Chair at Ege Üniversitesi, as Dean of Forensic Jurisprudence, I do receive a reasonable salary, but that is, of course, by Turkish standards - we are not so well off as our EU friends.
I look forward to hearing from you, you wonderfully kindly man.
İyi akşamlar,
Bulent
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İsminiz ne? Benim adım Dört Bir Dokuz
[ Turkish here is just 'How are you?' and 'Goodnight' ]
Emeka John
Subject: Bear With my advice, John.
Date: Fri, 5 May 2006 12:30:09 -0000 (GMT)
Dear Unsal
First of all, It is very good as you understand my point by following my advise, because i am always stay in the truth so that you will know because sometime you don't know who will meet someone who render a help to. Anyway it is like you don't know the kind of person you are dealing with because if i am a bad person, i will insisted to stop the process of your payment regarding this draft issue, but for how good i am, i will proceed with you because when i meet with the bank manager this morning, i notice that by boss have already notified the manager before contacting me and there is nothing i will do to advice my boss anymore.
In other to proceed, all the arrangement to sign the cheque by the bank manager was done today and i am going back to the bank to collect the cheque so that i will send it to you because i don't want to be with your cheque in my home as you know that it is against the law in my country to stay with such amount of money in the home and i just finalize with a special courier service company who can deliver the cheque to you without lost because i need to be very carefull to avoid having problem with my boss and to send this cheque to you by Monday will cost you only US$235.
The courier service official fee is US$65
The Insurance fee of the cheque is: US$170
Total Amount to be paid is:235 pounds sterling
Send this money through western union money transfer with this informations:
NAME: MR. EMEKA JOHN
ADDRESS:32 NORTEI ABABIO STREET, AIRPORT RESIDENTIAL AREA,
P.O. BOX CT4949, ACCRA-GHANA.
TEXT QUESTION: BEST
ANSWER: WHO
AMOUNT: US$235
TELEPHONE: +233 209221107
kindly send the western union transfer informations to me so that i will pick it up and send the cheque to you when i collect it from the bank manager.
Note: The copy of the cheque will be scan and send to you so that you will see it and wait for the original by courier service, so don't fail to bear with my instruction if you want the cheque to be send to you and never ask me to help you out pay this fee because my boss did not left any money to me to cover the expencess and he even promise to offer me some money for my long stay with him and i am still waiting for his action.
Call me immediately you send the wesern union transfer information so that i will pick it.
Yours,
Emeka John.
[ Normal Laddish attention to detail - pounds or dollars?
I have to say, though, I'm appalled at his lack of greed - I was really hoping for a four-figure request. It's hard to go to phase II when it's an amount Prof. Unsal can actually pay. ]
Bulent Unsal
Date: Friday - May 5, 2006 9:40 AM
Dear John,
I have found out that my own bank in İzmir is a Western Union agent! Is that not fortuitous?
Oyak Bankası A.S. Alaçatı SB
Tokoğlu Mahallesi Kemalpaşa CAD. 47
Alaçatı - Çeşme
İzmir
As today is - as you will appreciate - our Holy Day, I will be unable to go there until after sunset - when, of course, the bank will be closed. It is too dangerous to attempt to descend the mountains at night anyway. I am also saddened to report that the bank will not be open on Saturday or Sunday, and so it will be Monday before I am able to facilitate the progression of our endeavour.
Now £235 is 576 TRY (New Turkish Lira), which is not a problem. However, I note that you actually specify the charge as being $65 plus $170, which is $235 (235 US Dollars), corresponding to only £126.43 (Pounds Sterling).
Please advise me as to which is correct.
Regards,
Bulent
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İsminiz ne? Benim adım Dört Bir Dokuz
Emeka John
Date : Friday, May 5, 2006 3:59 PM
Subject : Bear With my advice, John.
Dear Unsal
It is very good as you understand my advice and i will render all my help and make sure vyou receive the cheque.
So now what you will do is to send the fee on monday morning so that i will go to the bank and collect the cheque the same money and make sure you send the western union transfer informations to me immediately you have send the money so that i will pick it up.
The total amount i need from you is only US$235, so try to send it complete because this is official fee.
My assurance to you is that you will receive this cheque immediately you send this courier service fee because i have call the manager to informing him that i am coming on monday, so don't fail to send the money on monday and try to be carefull with the information i send to you which you will use to send the fee through western union money transfer.
Yours,
John.
Bulent Unsal
Date: Friday - May 5, 2006 1:00 PM
Dear John,
Just as you say, so shall it be.
İngilizce biliyormusunuz lütfen?
Regards
Bulent
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İsminiz ne? Benim adım Dört Bir Dokuz
[ Here I am, a Turk, writing wonderful English, and getting this gibberish back in return. Hence the Turkish 'Do you speak English please?' ]
Emeka John
Date: Sat, 6 May 2006 15:37:04 -0000 (GMT)
Dear Unsal,
I contact the bank manager on phone to inform him that i am coming on monday to collect the cheque as you know that bank are not working today.
Awaiting for you by monday as you said so that i will proceed.
John.
[ You know, I really wish he'd stop calling me Unsal. Ah well, time to make his day. Enter Mr Peter S. Okonkwo, a name (and Western Union details) shamelessly stolen from Scamorama.com :) It seems Mr Okonkwo has e-mailed Bulent, and told him to send the money somewhere else. Tish, tish. ]
Bulent Unsal
Date: Monday - May 8, 2006 6:56 AM
Dear John,
As requested by Peter, I have transferred the $235 as follows:
Method of tranfer : Western Union Money Transfer
Sent to:
Mr Peter S. Okonkwo
40 samuel ekunola street ago palace way
okota, lagos
nigeria 23401
test question: urgent
answer: ok
Regards,
Bulent
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İsminiz ne? Benim adım Dört Bir Dokuz
Emeka John
Subject: OPen the Attach ID, John, ACCRA-Ghana.
Date: Mon, 8 May 2006 11:50:19 -0000 (GMT)
Dear Unsal
If you send any money to Nigeria, it left for you because i am not a Nigerian and right not i will send you my ID so that you will know that country i come from.
And i have give you my name which you will use to send the money and if you know that you will receive this money, send it as i directed you because i am not a Nigerian.
Send the money to my name as i started:
Mr.Emeka John
Accra-Ghana
After you send the money, send the western union payment receipt to me with all the information including the control number so that i will pick it because the bank manager is waiting for me to come and pick the cheque.
But if you are not willing to send the money, let me know because i am very surprise to hear that you have send the money to nigeria because i am not a nigerian i am a citzeen of Ghana, So you better go and send the money with my name and direct it in Ghana not Nigeria.
Yours,
John.
[ This is a cut down version of the HUGE file he sent me. Has anyone ever seen such a crappy fake? It's beyond belief, even for a Lad. But doesn't it look as though he has a source for blank passports? ]
Bulent Unsal
Date: Monday - May 8, 2006 8:05 AM
Dear John,
Thank you very much for the copy of your passport, but I find this very confusing. You tell me to send the money to Ghana, and that you are Ghanaian, not Nigerian. I am well aware of that. Your address is in Ghana; your e-mail address is in Ghana; you are Ghanaian.
I sent the money to Nigeria, because on Saturday your assistant Mr. Peter Okonkwo e-mailed me, and told me that that was where the $235 should be sent. Perhaps he forgot to tell you this.
I suggest you talk to Mr Okonkwo to resolve this issue.
Regards,
Bulent
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İsminiz ne? Benim adım Dört Bir Dokuz
Emeka John
Subject: Stop Stupiding your self ok,John.
Date: Mon, 8 May 2006 12:13:13 -0000 (GMT)
Dear Unsal
You shoult stop telling me such and i notice that you are not willing to receive this cheque and i am going to withhdraw everything and be inform that i am not telling you send money for my feedsing and if you send money to any person in NIgeria, it is not through and from today you should stop contacting me because i know that you are playing and stop praying with me because i am not the kind of the person you will playing with.
Go and collect the money you send to nigeria and as you are not willing, stop contacting me ok.
John.
[ 'Feedsing'? Anyone any clue what he means? (Singing for his supper?) ]
Bulent Unsal
Date: Monday - May 8, 2006 8:31 AM
Dear John,
I am very sorry that our transaction seems to have gone off course. Can you please explain to me what the problem is? You seem to think that I am doing something wrong, but I am only trying to do what is right.
If you feel I am 'playing', I am not sure what you mean, but I can assure you that I am not. I want this matter to proceed to a successful conclusion.
I genuinely do not understand the tone of your message.
Regards,
Bulent
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İsminiz ne? Benim adım Dört Bir Dokuz
[ Damn. I think this one died. Maybe I should have located Mr. Okonkwo in Ghana. Still, I'll give it until tomorrow before shooting him in Turkish.]
[ NO! It lives! All becomes clear to poor Bulent - apologies are in order. ]
Emeka John
Date: Mon, 8 May 2006 13:25:50 -0000 (GMT)
Dear Unsal
Please stop chating with me because i don't have time for that and if you know that you will proceed, go now and send the courier service fee with the information i have sent to you and i don't know the person you are talking about in Nigeria and i am not a Nigerian, so if you are willing to proceed and receive this cheque, send the courier service fee anf forward the transfer informations to me.
John.
Bulent Unsal
Date: Monday - May 8, 2006 9:39 AM
Dear John,
This is the e-mail I received on Saturday. Now I re-read it, I realise that nowhere does it refer to you or our transaction. I am very sorry, but I assumed this man was connected with you.
I have been very foolish, and I apologise.
I am going to the bank now to see if I can halt this transaction. I will write to you later.
Once again, please accept my apologies - I understand now why you are so upset.
Regards,
Bulent
>To: "Bulent Unsal" <bulent_unsal2006@hotmail.com>
>From: "peterokonkwo776@yahoo.com"
>Date: Saturday - May 6, 2006 11:13 AM
>Subject: "Payment due"
>
>Dear Bulent Unsal,
>
>Please transfer the payment as follows:
>
>Method of tranfer : Western Union Money Transfer
>
>Send to: Mr Peter S. Okonkwo
>40 samuel ekunola street ago palace way
>okota, lagos
>nigeria 23401
>
>test question: urgent
>answer: ok
>
>
>Yours,
>
>Peter Okonkwo
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Emeka John
Subject: Bear with my advice , John.
Date: Mon, 8 May 2006 14:08:21 -0000 (GMT)
Dear Unsal,
If you how you send money to Nigeria go and stop the transaction because i don't know the person you are talking about and as you have apologaised, i agree with you, but try to do something ugent because the manager of the bank is waiting for me to come and collect the cheque and like i have told you, i will not go to the and collect this cheque without confirming the courier service fee from you because i will not keep such cheque at home as you know.
So try to make sure you use the information which i have sent to you to send the courier service fee and forward all the transfer information to me so that i will pick the fee and go to the bank because i am not happy for what happen and the only promise i am giving to you is that you must receive this cheque if you can send this courier service fee.
Note: stop contacting any person from Nigeria or any where regarding this matter and don't reply to any person again because now you have my ID, i am the only person you will locate if things goes wrongly.
Bear with my advice and send this fee.
Yours,
John.
[ Phew! Back on track. Sadly, I can't reply 'cos I'm rushing down the mountain to get my money back. ]
Bulent Unsal
Date: Wednesday - May 10, 2006 8:33 AM
My Dear John,
I am sorry for the delay, but I have been dealing with the bank, trying to get my money back. I succeeded, as luckily, though I sent the money to the evil Mr. Okonkwo, the person I informed about it was you, so he did not know it was there. What a relief.
So now could you please send me the address of the Western Union agent to which you would like me to sent the money?
Regards,
Bulent
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İsminiz ne? Benim adım Dört Bir Dokuz
Emeka John
Subject: John.
Date: Wed, 10 May 2006 12:56:28 -0000 (GMT)
Dear Unsal
I am very surprise as you did not reply to me yesterday because i decided to go to the bank and stop the processing of the cheque, but after geting your mail this afternoon, i inform the manager to wait for me because i may come and pick the cheque today, so if you still willing to receive this cheque, send the money with information which i have give to you before.
NAME: MR. EMEKA JOHN
ADDRESS:32 NORTEI ABABIO STREET, AIRPORT RESIDENTIAL AREA,
P.O. BOX CT4949, ACCRA-GHANA.
TEXT QUESTION: BEST
ANSWER: WHO
AMOUNT: US$235
TELEPHONE: +233 209221107
When you send the fee, try forward the receipt of the payment to me so that i will pick it up and send the cheque to your address through courier service.
John.
[ I had a cunning plan, a plan so cunning you could brush your teeth with it, but sadly, if John is only going to ask for $235, I can't use it. So I'll just go for one wasted trip to Western Union, then kill it. Ah well, maybe next time. ]
[ Our John does get upset at the drop of a hat, so let's upset him. ]
Bulent Unsal
Date: Wednesday - May 10, 2006 11:44 AM
My Dear John,
Thank you for getting back to me. I am afraid that my bank say they cannot identify the Western Union Agent from the address you gave. They want me to give them the name of the bank/agent.
Thank you very much,
Bulent
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İsminiz ne? Benim adım Dört Bir Dokuz
Emeka John
Subject: John.
Date: Wed, 10 May 2006 20:23:00 -0000 (GMT)
Dear Unsal,
If you are not ready to send the fee, just forget it because how can you asking me to give you the western union agent after you have my address.
Forget the cheque as you are not willing to receive it.
John.
[ Yep. As predicted. ]
Bulent Unsal
Date: Wednesday - May 10, 2006 4:54 PM
Dear John,
I ask you to excuse me, as I have never done this before. At the bank, they told me that they send the money (electronically I suppose) to another Agent, and you pick the money up there. Is that not right?
The bank needs to identify this other Agent.
Now, if you are sure that I have all I need to send the money, then I shall go to another Western Union agent tomorrow and try there. There are many in İzmir.
İyi akşamlar,
Bulent
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İsminiz ne? Benim adım Dört Bir Dokuz
[ Now, is he bright enough to realise that I most certainly have done it before? To Nigeria? Four e-mails ago? ]
Emeka John
Date: Wed, 10 May 2006 21:28:38 -0000 (GMT)
Dear Unsal
WHat you will do is to use the information i send to you go to the western union and send the fee if you still willing to receive the cheque because i am not telling you to send the fee by bank wire transfer.
So use only western union to send the fee.
John.
[ No. ]
Bulent Unsal
Date: Thursday - May 11, 2006 6:30 AM
Dear John,
I went to another Western Union agent, and the money was sent without problem. $235 is 320 Lira, but I feel so sorry for all the trouble I have caused you that I sent 500 Lira.
I hope this makes it up to you, and look forward to hearing from you. The Western Union details are:
NAME: MR. EMEKA JOHN
ADDRESS:32 NORTEI ABABIO STREET, AIRPORT RESIDENTIAL AREA,
P.O. BOX CT4949, ACCRA-GHANA.
TEXT QUESTION: BEST
ANSWER: WHO
AMOUNT: 500 TRY
TELEPHONE: +233 209221107
The number is: 3522917861
Regards,
Bulent
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İsminiz ne? Benim adım Dört Bir Dokuz
[ I am such a nice man. ]
Emeka John
Subject: What did you mean,John.
Date: Thu, 11 May 2006 10:52:03 -0000 (GMT)
Dear Unsal,
You should playing with me because what makes you tell me that you have send the fee and you did not send any money because i contacted the western union official to confirm to me and he told me that know money have send.
Kindly resend the information you use to send the fee including the sender name so that i will confirm.
SCAN THE WESTERN UNION RECEIPT TO ME IF YOU ARE TELLING ME THE TRUTH AND I HAVE WARNED YOU BY STOP PLAYING WITH ME AND IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO RECEIVE THIS CHEQUE, JUST FORGET IT.
I need all this information from you and send the sender name complete.
John.
[ Gee, he is one rude and ungrateful bastard. ]
Bulent Unsal
Date: Thursday - May 11, 2006 6:57 AM
Attachments aptalsın.jpg (37033 bytes)
John, I really do not know why you are being so rude, after I sent you this money. The sender name is Bulent Unsal, I would have thought you would know that, as it is my name.
I have a scanner, but it is old and not very good, Nevertheless, I have scanned the receipt and attached it.
Regards,
Bulent
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İsminiz ne? Benim adım Dört Bir Dokuz
[ aptalsın.jpg is fool.jpg. Credit to www.scambuster419.co.uk, from which I 'borrowed' the original for this fake. ]
Emeka John
Subject: Confirm the truth from your western union,John.
Date: Thu, 11 May 2006 12:11:43 -0000 (GMT)
Dear Unsal
You mention that i am always be rude and now you are rude by sending fake paper to me because i just come back from the western union office here and they are laughing at me due to what you have do.
Anyway i don't blame you because you know what you are doing and if you proving right, contact your western union people to confirm the truth because i am not happy for all this sheat you are playing about.
John.
Bulent Unsal
To: "emekajohn@freeghana.com"
Date: Thursday - May 11, 2006 8:21 AM
Sorry, you're complaining that I sent you a fake Western Union receipt? Did you look at the passport scan you sent me? It's the most pathetic fake I've ever seen.
So, Emeka John.
"Sen bir aptalsın. Koca paragöz bir aptalsın. Hatta kötü ruhlu, geri zekalı, obur, paragöz bir aptalsın.
Annen keçi baban ise maymun."
Don't speak Turkish? OK, in 'İngilizce':
"You are a fool. A money-grabbing, stupid fool. An evil, retarded,
money-grabbing, stupid fool.
Your mother is a goat, and your father is a
monkey."
Goodbye from Bulent Unsal - and by the way, Bulent is my first name, not
Unsal.
Except it isn't. Because I'm not Turkish. And I don't live in a village
called 'fuck off', you retard.
Git Sikiş
Bulent
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İsminiz ne? Benim adım Dört Bir Dokuz
[ Many thanks to my niece for the more difficult Turkish - I could never have managed 'Annen keçi baban ise maymun' without her :). But don't you just love a language where you can say 'Your mother is a goat, and your father is a monkey' in five words? ]