ARE YOU A HUSSLER

From a Kindly Contributor Down Under (whom we'll call wizardofoz): "Geez this one hit me up for it in yahoo chat.... playing pool here is the chat log"


bonlordoftornado: hi
bonlordoftornado: my name is regis
bonlordoftornado: whats yours?

wizardofoz: hi mat

bonlordoftornado: nice to meet you mat
bonlordoftornado: i reside in nigeria
bonlordoftornado: where do you reside?

wizardofoz: austy

bonlordoftornado: THAT MEANS AUSTRALIA?

bonlordoftornado: RIGHT?

wizardofoz: yep

bonlordoftornado: OHHHHH
bonlordoftornado: THE INTERNET MAKES THE WORLD SO SMALL
bonlordoftornado: HMNNNNN
bonlordoftornado: YOU TRYING
bonlordoftornado: SHIT
bonlordoftornado: SO MAT
bonlordoftornado: WHAT YOU DO FOR LIVING?

wizardofoz: student

bonlordoftornado: OK
bonlordoftornado: SO WHATS LIFE LIKE IN AUST

wizardofoz: hot

bonlordoftornado: HOT?

bonlordoftornado: MEN
bonlordoftornado: THATS SERIOUS
bonlordoftornado: MEN
bonlordoftornado: MAKE A MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
bonlordoftornado: YOO TOO MUCH
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
bonlordoftornado: make your move
bonlordoftornado: are you still there playing?

wizardofoz: sorry
wizardofoz: went to get a drink

bonlordoftornado: ok
bonlordoftornado: so what kind of life style do you live
bonlordoftornado: are you a hussler or some rich kid?

wizardofoz: student

bonlordoftornado: i know

wizardofoz: living on the poverty line
wizardofoz: or defining it

bonlordoftornado: no way
bonlordoftornado: there aint no poverty in australia

wizardofoz: there is
wizardofoz: im it

bonlordoftornado: lol
bonlordoftornado: you're it?
bonlordoftornado: how could you be poverty?

wizardofoz: easy no assets no money lots of debts

bonlordoftornado: lol
bonlordoftornado: why telling lies

wizardofoz: its true

bonlordoftornado: you still a student that lives fine

wizardofoz: not fine

bonlordoftornado: and why do you keep trashing me
bonlordoftornado: do you hussle?

wizardofoz: what does that mean
wizardofoz: hussle

bonlordoftornado: that mean do you do any form of illegal means to make money

wizardofoz: im a law student
wizardofoz: lol

bonlordoftornado: yeah
bonlordoftornado: if you say you are poverty
bonlordoftornado: then how do you afford to go to school?

wizardofoz: i borrowed money

bonlordoftornado: this guy
bonlordoftornado: why you deceiving an home boy

wizardofoz: geez ur having a hard time believin what im saying
wizardofoz: what do u do for a living

bonlordoftornado: i'm a student but work as a DJ

wizardofoz: ahh student 2

bonlordoftornado: yeah'

wizardofoz: not a husler
wizardofoz: lol
wizardofoz: what r u studing

bonlordoftornado: i'm in a military school
bonlordoftornado: and i am hussling
bonlordoftornado: i hussle and pay my own fees myself

wizardofoz: suppose in nigeria its ok

bonlordoftornado: no way
bonlordoftornado: its illegal
wizardofoz: lol dont get caught then

bonlordoftornado: but a young guy like me just have to survive
bonlordoftornado: ok!!!!!!!!!!!!

wizardofoz: but then again if u do get caught u can bribe ur way out of it right

bonlordoftornado: men
bonlordoftornado: it doesnt work like that
bonlordoftornado: you cant just bribe your way out
bonlordoftornado: do you wanna hussle
bonlordoftornado: the good thing about it is that you dont depend on your folks money

wizardofoz: ok how do i do it then

bonlordoftornado: THERE ARE LOTS OF WAYS TO THE WHOLE GAME

wizardofoz: hmmm could do with some extra cash
wizardofoz: for pizza and beer
wizardofoz: but what if i get caught
wizardofoz: ill be ruined
wizardofoz: in aust u cant just bribe ur way out
wizardofoz: u need lots of money

bonlordoftornado: WELL
bonlordoftornado: THAT AINT GONNA BE NO PROBLEM
bonlordoftornado: CUZ YOU'LL BE DOING MONEY RUNZ
bonlordoftornado: AND MONEY AINT GONNA BE NO PROBLEM

wizardofoz: really

bonlordoftornado: YEAH
bonlordoftornado: CUZ I HAVE ACESS TO GET YOU CONFIRM CASHIER CHECKS
bonlordoftornado: WHICH YOU COULD ALWAYS TAKE TO THE CASHING STORE TO HAVE THEM CASHED

wizardofoz: hmmmm
wizardofoz: sounds easy
wizardofoz: whats the catch

bonlordoftornado: YEAH
bonlordoftornado: BUT NOT TOO EASY
bonlordoftornado: YOU NEED TO KNOW WHERE YOU CAN HAVE THE CHECKS CASHED UPON RECEIVING IT
bonlordoftornado: CUZ YOU ARE NOT TO DEPOSIT IT IN THE BANK

wizardofoz: That could be a problem then
wizardofoz: i dont know where u can cash them
wizardofoz: never had 2

bonlordoftornado: WOW
bonlordoftornado: THAT AINT GONNA BE A PROBLEM
bonlordoftornado: YOU COLUD FIND THE CLOSE ONES TO YOU THROUGH GOOGLE
bonlordoftornado: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

wizardofoz: yeah
wizardofoz: but what do u get out of it
wizardofoz: i mean where do u get the cheques from

bonlordoftornado: WELL

wizardofoz: its not like they grow on trees
wizardofoz: or do they in nigeria

bonlordoftornado: MUMU
bonlordoftornado: ANYWAY
bonlordoftornado: THEY DONT OPONU
bonlordoftornado: I GET TO ARRANGE DEM MYSELF
bonlordoftornado: THEY ARE PRINTED HERE IN NIGERIA
bonlordoftornado: CUZ WE HAVE CLIENTS OVER THERE THAT SEND DEM TO US
bonlordoftornado: THEN WE REPRINT AND ISSUE IT OUT TO WHOM EVER

wizardofoz: ohh i c
wizardofoz: ok so i cash them and then i get to keep the money right
wizardofoz: geez thats sounds like fun

bonlordoftornado: NOT ALL
bonlordoftornado: YOU DONT KEEP ALL

wizardofoz: what i do all the work .....
wizardofoz: so i should keep all the money then

bonlordoftornado: \NO YOU DONT
bonlordoftornado: THE CHECK CAME FROM SOMEONE

wizardofoz: i dont

bonlordoftornado: AND HE WOULD WANT TO HAVE SOME OF THE CASH

wizardofoz: ohh ok so how much do i get

bonlordoftornado: %50

wizardofoz: geeez that sounds fair
wizardofoz: but what if i want 80%
wizardofoz: can we negotiate on how much i get
wizardofoz: i mean im like the one taking all the risk
wizardofoz: cashing the chuque

bonlordoftornado: THATS FOR REAL
bonlordoftornado: BUT WITHOUT THE GUY SENDING THE CHECK ,THEN THERE AINT NO GAIN

wizardofoz: hmmm i c
wizardofoz: but do u trust me
wizardofoz: i mean i dont know u

bonlordoftornado: WELL
bonlordoftornado: THATS THE LAW OF THE GAME

wizardofoz: i could just keep all of the meony

bonlordoftornado: ITS ALL AN OPEN MIND DEAL

wizardofoz: all for me and none for u

bonlordoftornado: WE HAVE PEOPLE OVER THERE
bonlordoftornado: I AM IN THE MILITARY
bonlordoftornado: REMEMBER?

wizardofoz: oh u have people
wizardofoz: i c

bonlordoftornado: YES OHHHHHHH

wizardofoz: so do u have like a gun....
wizardofoz: is it a big one

bonlordoftornado: NOT YET PERMITTED TO HAVE A GUN OF MINE
bonlordoftornado: BUT WILL BE GETTING MY PERMIT BY APRIL

wizardofoz: ok thats sound like fun
wizardofoz: but do u have any other business opportunities

bonlordoftornado: WELL
bonlordoftornado: FOR INTERNATIONAL GUYS THAT AINT TOO MUCH A HUSSLER THAT THE OPNLY ONE
bonlordoftornado: OR COULD YOU GET REAL AND GENUINE CREDIT CARD AND IT COMPLETE DETAILS?
bonlordoftornado: THATS NOT YOURS

wizardofoz: oohh credit card i like that
wizardofoz: how does that work

bonlordoftornado: THATS ONE WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS THAT HAS LOTS OF POSSIBLE BENEFIT
bonlordoftornado: THE POINT IS IF YOU CAN GET THEM?

wizardofoz: oh so i have to get the credit card
wizardofoz: where do i get it from

bonlordoftornado: THATS WHY I SAID ITS FOR A CONFIRM AND REAL HUSSLER
bonlordoftornado: YOU NEED TO HUSSLE IT OUT

wizardofoz: geez im willing to learn
wizardofoz: but ur not teaching me to well

bonlordoftornado: OK SORRY
bonlordoftornado: BUT MEANS TO GET IT AINT TO GOD FOR GOOD BOIZ
bonlordoftornado: MOST OF THEM ARE STOLEN

wizardofoz: ohhh i c
wizardofoz: so i steal the credit card from somone
wizardofoz: then what do i do

bonlordoftornado: SO WHEN ITS STOLEN AND GIVEN TO US, WE USE IT TO PURCHASE STUFFS FROM THE INTERNET AND HAVE IT SHIPPED TO YOUR LOCATION
bonlordoftornado: SO WHEN YOU RECEIVE THE ITEMS
bonlordoftornado: BASED ON AGREEMENT, YOU GET TO KEEP YOURS AND SEND THE REMAINING TO US HERE IN NIGERIA

wizardofoz: but why not ship it diectly to you
wizardofoz: easier that way
wizardofoz: and cheaper to
wizardofoz: i mean i wont have to pay the postage and handling

bonlordoftornado: NIGERIA IS A WELL KNOWN COUNTRY FOR SCAM
bonlordoftornado: AND THESE MARKETERS DONT SHIP IT TO NIGERIA
bonlordoftornado: ALSO
bonlordoftornado: MONEY FOR STAMP COULD BE ARRANGED FROM THE ITEMS YOU RECEIVE
bonlordoftornado: CUZ YOU COULD SELL FROM THE RECEIVED ITEMS TO ENABLE YOU GET FUNDS THEN SEND IT TO US HERE
bonlordoftornado: IN THIS DEAL

wizardofoz: all sounds to complicated to me

bonlordoftornado: YEAH
bonlordoftornado: IT IS

wizardofoz: and how much do i get out of this deal

bonlordoftornado: YOU DONT GET MONEY
bonlordoftornado: \BUT THE GOOD WE SHIP

wizardofoz: ohh i c
wizardofoz: this is so complicated

bonlordoftornado: BUT

wizardofoz: im not really into the sophisticated hussling like u

bonlordoftornado: WAIT

wizardofoz: theres more..../\

bonlordoftornado: I KNOW
bonlordoftornado: NOT REALLY
bonlordoftornado: ON THE CHECK LEVEL
bonlordoftornado: I COULD ARRANGE A LEVEL THAT WILL FAVOUR YOU BIG TIME
bonlordoftornado: THIS TIME
bonlordoftornado: WE WONT GIVE YOU JUST ANYCHECK
bonlordoftornado: BUT A CHGECK THAT CARRIES A LARGE AMOUNT LIKE $10,000
bonlordoftornado: OR MORE
bonlordoftornado: AND YOU CAN TAKE IT TO THE BANK TO DEPOSIT IT

wizardofoz: oh ok
wizardofoz: i could do that
wizardofoz: so i get the cheque and depsoit it

bonlordoftornado: YEAH

wizardofoz: but i have to wait for it to clear

bonlordoftornado: YES
bonlordoftornado: AND IT WILL

wizardofoz: this cheque is it drawn on a nigerian bank
wizardofoz: or an australian one

bonlordoftornado: NO
bonlordoftornado: AN AUSTRALIAN BANK
bonlordoftornado: THE CHECK WILL CARRY FUNDS IN AUS DOLLARS

wizardofoz: which bank ?

bonlordoftornado: IT COULD BE ANY
bonlordoftornado: CUZ OUR CLIENTS OVER THERE COULD GET TO ISSUE IT FROM ANY TRUSTED BANK

wizardofoz: oh ok
wizardofoz: and i get to keep 80% right

bonlordoftornado: NOOOOOOOO
bonlordoftornado: YOU GET TO KEEP ALL
bonlordoftornado: THE WHOLE OF THE $10,000 OR MORE
bonlordoftornado: DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH YOU CAN AFFORD

wizardofoz: really kewl
wizardofoz: hey what do u mean afford

bonlordoftornado: YOU SEE
bonlordoftornado: THIS ONE IS A SURE THING THAT YOU'LL GET YOUR FUNDS
bonlordoftornado: SO
bonlordoftornado: YOU ARE TO PAY FOR THE CHECK THAT OUR CLIENT WILL SEND TO YOU
bonlordoftornado: BUT TO MAKE YOU FEEL ON THE SAFE SIDE AS WELL
bonlordoftornado: YOU WILL BE SENDING THE FUNDS VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER

wizardofoz: ohhh i c

bonlordoftornado: BUT
bonlordoftornado: TO ENABLE YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE SAFE AND WILL NOT BE LOOSING THE FUNDS UNTIL THE CHECK CLEARS THE BANK WHICH WILL NOT TAKE MORE THAN A WEEK
bonlordoftornado: YOU'LL GET TO SEND THE FUNDS VIA WESTERN UNION AND YOU WILL NOT TELL US ANY OF THE DETAILS THAT WE WILL NEED TO KNOW BEFORE THEY CAN RELEASE THE MONEY TO US

wizardofoz: ohhhh thats a good idea
wizardofoz: so how much are u going to send me

bonlordoftornado: HOW MUCH CAN YOU AFFORD
bonlordoftornado: TO ENABLE YOU RECEIVE A CHECK OF $10,000 YOU WILL NEED TO SEND THE SUM OF $400

wizardofoz: i duno
wizardofoz: i dont have that kind of money i would have to borrow it

bonlordoftornado: YOU CAN
bonlordoftornado: AT LEAST YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'LL BE GAINING
bonlordoftornado: FOR I MYSELF INTEND TO TRAVEL OUT OF NIGERIA AS SOON AS I COMPLETE MY MILITARY PROGRAMME
bonlordoftornado: I WILL BE TRAVELLING TO IRELAND AND WILL ALSO BE GOING THERE TO DO THE SAME THING
bonlordoftornado: AND ITS A SURE DEAL
bonlordoftornado: AND ITS THE BEGGINNING OF A VERY BRIGHT FUTURE

wizardofoz: i like this deal
wizardofoz: ok so u send me some money so i can arrange for the loan
wizardofoz: via western union

bonlordoftornado: I?
bonlordoftornado: I CANT DO THAT
bonlordoftornado: ITS YOUR OWN GAIN
bonlordoftornado: HOW DO I GET TO SEND YOU MONEY
bonlordoftornado: IF ITS POSSIBLE FOR US TO GET A CLIENT HERE IN NIGERIA
bonlordoftornado: I WONT BE NEEDING TO CONTACT ANYONE ON THE INTERNATIONAL FOR THIS LEVEL

wizardofoz: i dont have any money
wizardofoz: i can borrow it but i need money to make the application
wizardofoz: if you send me some money via western union
wizardofoz: i can borrow some money
wizardofoz: and wire it back to you
wizardofoz: no problems

bonlordoftornado: WELL SORRY
bonlordoftornado: BUT IT DOESNT WORK THAT WAY

wizardofoz: i cant help you then

bonlordoftornado: YOU WANT TO BECOME RICH VIA MY INFLUENCE AND ALSO VIA MY SWEAT
bonlordoftornado: IT NOT ME YOU ARE HELPING
bonlordoftornado: BUT YOURSELF
wizardofoz: im interested
bonlordoftornado: CUZ I AM NOT THE ONE WHO IS GOING TO EVEN
bonlordoftornado: KEEP THE FUNDS

wizardofoz: but obviulsy you dont want to do the deal

bonlordoftornado: I GET TO SEND IT TO THE CLIENT AS SOON AS YOU CONFIRM THAT THE CHECK HAS CLEARED
bonlordoftornado: SO I REALLY HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN
bonlordoftornado: BUT AT LEAST I KNOW THAT WHEN YOU MAKE IT
bonlordoftornado: YOU GET TO THANK ME LATER

wizardofoz: well if the client is in aust i can contact them directly

bonlordoftornado: VIA ANY MEANS

wizardofoz: whats there name
wizardofoz: and contact details

bonlordoftornado: THATS NOT POSSIBLE
bonlordoftornado: ITS HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL
wizardofoz: geez your not being helpful

bonlordoftornado: YOU COULD BE A SPY

wizardofoz: oh so now u dont trust me is that it

bonlordoftornado: I CANT REVEAL THERI DETALS TO YOU

wizardofoz: well im insulted...

bonlordoftornado: YOU CANT TRUST ANYONE
wizardofoz: to sugest that im a spy

bonlordoftornado: THIS LIFE IS A DANGER

wizardofoz: i dont think i want to do business with someone like u

bonlordoftornado: I DONT THINK I AM FORCING YOU TO
bonlordoftornado: ITS YOUR CHOICE AND NOT MY BUSINESS

wizardofoz: well the only thing holding this deal up is u

bonlordoftornado: YOU ARE JUST THE FIRST FROM AUSTRALIA

wizardofoz: i mean send me the money and i can make the loan applicaton
wizardofoz: and get things underway
wizardofoz: i need the cash...

bonlordoftornado: BONE
bonlordoftornado: YOU DONT
bonlordoftornado: IF YOU DO YOU COULD FIND SOMEONE OVER THERE TO BORROW YOU
bonlordoftornado: AT LEAST A FRIEND OR FAMILY
bonlordoftornado: BUT YOU JUST WASTING MY LITTLE TIME

wizardofoz: i cant tell them about this deal
wizardofoz: this is supose to be secret right
wizardofoz: i mean if i get caught ill be in a lot of trouble
wizardofoz: hey ur not gona tell any 1 r u

bonlordoftornado: YOU CANT GET CAUGHT
bonlordoftornado: AND WHO DO I HAVE TO TELL
bonlordoftornado: DO YOU HAVE TO TEL LTHEM B4 THEY LEND YOU JUST $400

wizardofoz: hey $400 is a lot of money to me
wizardofoz: it doesnt grow on trees in aust
wizardofoz: maybe it does in nigeria

bonlordoftornado: OK OHHHHHHHHHHHH

wizardofoz: if you can send me some money
wizardofoz: as a sign of trust i can make the application to borrow the money
wizardofoz: and send it back to you
wizardofoz: and ill have your western union details

bonlordoftornado: PLS
bonlordoftornado: FORGET ABOUT IT

wizardofoz: so u will be sure that you will get the money
wizardofoz: its up to u

bonlordoftornado: YOU JUST WASTING MY TIME
wizardofoz: im trying to help you
wizardofoz: hey im not the one who contacted you

bonlordoftornado: NO I HAVE TOLD YOU HOW ITS DONE
bonlordoftornado: AND ALL I WANNA PLAY IS SOME POOL

wizardofoz: this is the way we do business in aust

bonlordoftornado: SO LETS KEEP PLAYING

wizardofoz: if you dont want to do business then its ok
wizardofoz: its your loss not mine

bonlordoftornado: WHO TOLD YOU I HAVE ANYTHING TO LOOSE

wizardofoz: ok no problems deals off
wizardofoz: was interested
wizardofoz: but obviously ur just a time waster
wizardofoz: u dont want to do business

bonlordoftornado: LOL

wizardofoz: very unprofessional you are

bonlordoftornado: PLAY
bonlordoftornado: AT LAST
bonlordoftornado: I WIN
bonlordoftornado: I AINT PLAYING NO MORE

wizardofoz: about time
wizardofoz: oh ok
wizardofoz: well if you change ur mine
wizardofoz: mind and want to do business

bonlordoftornado: LOL

wizardofoz: let me know

bonlordoftornado: FORGET AVBOUT IT

wizardofoz: would like to help you

bonlordoftornado: THAT AINT GONNA HAPPEN
bonlordoftornado: YOU AINT HELPING ,ME

wizardofoz: i know your just not real about it

bonlordoftornado: I HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN

wizardofoz: all talk no action

bonlordoftornado: THE WHOLE 100% IS YOURS

wizardofoz: its up to u

--- bonlordoftornado has stopped playing Pool. ---

wizardofoz: you know what u have to do

bonlordoftornado: LOL
bonlordoftornado: BYE
bonlordoftornado: ]AND HAVE A NICE LIFE TIME

wizardofoz: u 2
wizardofoz: thanks for the leasons
wizardofoz: i think i learnt something
wizardofoz: i might try it on someone else
wizardofoz: hey how do u print the cheques
wizardofoz: i could probably do that my self



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