After creating a mad secte (Scammomama à l'Epée Flamboyante) and being a
woman of loose moral (Héloise), after being Ginette-Mado de Bourbon trying
to scam mugu James Kiari (nice phonetics in French, James who laughted) and
Gédéon Teusemanies (Phonetics : I have shameful habits ....) who earned
15,925,000 USD in a single day, I decided to get serious and I am now a
Beaujolais vineyard propriétaire (a bit strange however).
Now, here is the sad story of Poor Mr Ayo Patrick Mbagi
ayo, ayo, so off to scam i go...
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MR AYO PATRICK MBAGI From: "Mr Ayo Patrick Mbagi" cert@email.com Reply-To: ayo2patrick@yahoo.co.uk To: Kindly Contributor Date: Sat, 27 Sep 2003 15:17:22 +0100 Subject: Very Important Dear Sir, You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you do not know me personally. For the purpose of introduction, I am Mr. Ayo Patrick Mbagi, the son of Dr. Matelo Mbagi, a wealthy farmer/politician in Zimbabwe who was recently murdered in the land dispute in my country. I got your contact through the internet based on our urgent need for a dependable and trustworthy foreign partner. Hence I decided to write to you. Before the death of my late father, he had taken me to Johannesburg to deposit the sum total of US$20.5 million (Twenty million, Five Hundred thousand United States dollars), in one of the private security companies, as he foresaw the looming danger in Zimbabwe. This money was deposited in two boxes as Family Treasures to avoid much demurrage from the security company. This amount was meant for the purchase of new machines and chemicals for the Farms and the establishment of new farms in Swaziland. The land problem, in our country came when our President Mr. Robert Mugabe in a bid to win his re-election, introduced a new Land Act Reform wholly affecting the rich white farmers and some few black farmers who are members of the opposition party. This resulted in killings and mob action by Zimbabwean war veterans and some lunatics in the society. A lot of people have been killed because of this Land reform Act for which my father was unfortunately one of the victims. It is against this background that, I and my family fled Harare our capital for fear of our lives and are currently staying in a remote country side of Bulawayo. We are planning to leave the country and seek political asylum in Europe and we have decided to move our family wealth to Europe. As the eldest son of my father, I am saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine partner that could assist us without the knowledge of my government who are bent on taking everything we have got, and the South African government seems to be playing along with them. I am faced with the dilemma of moving this amount of money out of South Africa for fear of going through the same experience in future, since both countries have similar political history. I am now seeking for a partner whom I have to entrust my future and that of my family in his/her hands. To this end, we need your assistance to stand as the Beneficiary of the Consignments in Europe. This is because we are under restricted movement and watch and hence we want to be very careful in order not to lose this fund which we have worked so hard for. I have a sufficient CONTACT person at the Security Company in South Africa who can help us move this money to Europe under DIPLOMATIC COVER to another Security Company in Europe with your details as the Beneficiary. This is 100% legal and will not pass through normal Customs/Airport Screening. Thus, if you are willing to assist us to move this fund out of South Africa, you can contact me through my email addresses above, with your telephone, fax number and personal information to enable us discuss further details. I must let you know that this transaction is risk free as far as we keep it as confidential as possible. Thank you, many blessings to you. Yours Faithfully, Mr. Ayo Patrick Mbagi. N/B :AS SOON AS I GET YOUR DETAILS I WILL GIVE YOU A CALL FOR FURTHER DISCUSSION AND YOU CAN ALSO REACH ME ON THE EMAIL ADDRESS BELOW bayopatricks@email.com Enter JUSTIN PTIDERPOURLAROUTE (phonetics : just a last one before we take the road). Justin is a Nostradamus enthusiast and I am sure he will find some fit quatrain or sexain fit for every occasion... JUSTIN PTIDERPOURLAROUTE To : bayopatricks@email.com Date: Sat, 27 Sep 2003 18:43 Dear Mr. Ayo Patrick Mbagi, I was just rereading our great French Prophet, Nostradamus, (Michel Nostradamus was a sixteenth century French astrologer and physician. His Centuries (an assortment of brief rhymed prophecies call quatrains and sexains, have been interpreted as predictions of the French Revolution, the Second World War, and many other events ranging over half a millennium. Nostradamus is perhaps the most respected occult prophet of all time.) when I got your message. I always do everything important by Nostradamus prophecies. The sexain I had just read before having your mail is the following : Que d'or d'argent fera despendre, Quand fermier voudra Ville prendre, Tant de mille & mille soldats, Tuez, noyez, sans y rien faire, Dans plus forte mettra pied terre, Cognon ayde des Pensuarts. which fits perfectly with your message, the sad story of your country and of your late father. I therefore consider this to be of good omen. Please let me know what I should do to enter business with you. As a matter of confidentiality, it is better to use my secret account xxxxx, its vibrations are more conductive to a fruitful business, too. Yours Justin Ptiderpourlaroute 333, rue des embrumés 95300 - Pontoise 0892 68 45 35 (bomec = cute guys) Nostradamus can't be wrong, so lets bait again our prospective mugu .... I even opened a new account called nostradam to look credible .... JUSTIN PTIDERPOURLAROUTE A : ayo2patrick@yahoo.co.uk Sujet : That business you offered ... Date : 03/10/2003 18h11 Dear Mr. Ayo Patrick Mbagi, I was very interested by your offer, the prospect seems good as the quatrain I pinned today : Celuy qui a, les hazards surmonté, Qui fer, feu, eauë, n'a iamais redouté, Et du pays bien proche du Basacle, D'vn coup de fer tout le monde estouné, Par Crocodil estrangement donné, Peuple raui de veoir vn tel spectacle says our business can only be fruitful !!! I am surprised I got no answer from you, who contacted me in the first place when I asked nothing. Let me introduce myself, I am an old learned gentleman from an old famous French family, with enough money to live more than cossily. The money you kindly offered me would enable me to set up before my death a study center where Nostradamus predictions could be studied seriously, and translated, to be applied with rigeur to the present and future situations. Of course, upon my death, I would bequeth to this Nostradamus Center my complete library with all my rare books, my hotel particulier in Paris, my painting collection (I have some very rare old paintings) and my famous Beaujolais vineyards (Beaujolpif Justin - Mal aux tifs le matin...). If you are interested by Nostradamus, I could even make you the director of this center as I will need somebody honest I can put my trust in. (tu parles !!!) Hoping to hear from you, as it seems to be Nostradamus wishes. Justin Ptiderpourlaroute Co. Beaujolais Justin (Beaujolpif Justin - Mal aux tifs le matin...) 333, rue des embrumés 95300 - Pontoise 0892 68 45 35 The fish is baited, he sent me this same message twice !!! MR AYO PATRICK MBAGI Date : 04/10/2003 14h16 De : ayo2patrick@yahoo.co.uk DEAR SIR, FIRST OF ALL, ON BEHALF OF ME AND MY FAMILY HERE, I WOULD WANT TO SAY THANK YOU. FIRST FOR TAKING YOUR LIMITED TIME OUT TO ASK FOR MORE DETAILS AS REGARDS THIS DEAL. ALSO FOR YOUR INTEREST TO ASSIST US IN OUR BID TO SUCCESSFULLY CONCLUDE THIS RANSACTION. I AM A RETIRED TEACHER NOW INTO ACTIVE FARMING IN MY COUNTRY. I HAD PART OF MY INITIAL ACEDEMIC TRAINING IN SOUTH AFRICA, BEFORE MOVING TO MY COUNTRY. I AM 53YEAR OLD WITH A WIFE AND THREE KIDS (2BOYS & 1 GIRL). THIS IS A LITTLE BIT OF MY HUMBLE SELF I CAN SUPPLY FOR NOW UNTIL WE MEET. IT IS WORTHY OF NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS VERY MUCH FREE FROM ANY RISKS OR TROUBLES AS WE HAVE PERFECTED ALL PROCESSES FOR A SUCCESSFUL MOVEMENT OF THIS FUND VIA DIPLOMATIC SYSTEM AS THIS IS USUALLY VERY SAFE AND SECURE. THE FUNDS ARE PRESENTLY UNDER THE CUSTODY OF A SECURITY FIRM IN EUROPE. THE SECURITY FIRM OFFICIALLY DO NOT KNOW THE CONTENTS OF THE CONTAINERS WHERE THE FUNDS ARE. THE ONLY PROBLEM WE HAVE NOW, IS THE PERSON TO STAND AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THE CONSIGNMENT. WE CANNOT PRESENT OUR SELVES AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THE FUNDS BECAUSE OF OUR POSITIONS HERE AND WE ARE UNDER TRAVEL WATCH. I WOULD HENCE REQUIRE YOUR : 1.FULL NAMES AND ADDRESS ( CORRESPONDING WITH YOUR PASSPORT) OR THE FULL NAMES AND ADDRESS OF YOUR COMPANY. 2.YOUR I.D NOS. 3.ANY OTHER PERSONAL DETAILS OR REMARKS. PLEASE FEEL FREE WITH ALL THESE DETAILS BECAUSE WE ONLY NEED THEM TO ARRANGE FOR THE AIR WAY BILL DOCUMENTS AS WELL AS FILLING YOUR DETAILS AS THE RECEIVER OF THE CONSIGNMENTS. THESE ARE VERY LEGAL PROCEDURES AND DOES NOT GO CONTRARY TO ANY INTERNATIONAL LAW. AS SOON AS WE HAVE CONCLUDED THE COURIER OF THESE CONSIGNMENTS, I WILL START MAKING ARRANGEMENTS FOR MY FIRST SON, (LANGA) 31YEAR OFAGE, TO MEET YOU IN EUROPE. AS SOON AS HE ARRIVES EUROPE, YOU WILL MEET WITH HIM FIRST BEFORE PROCEEDING TO THE SECURITY COMPANY. NOTE ALSO THAT OUR CONTACT AT THE SECURITY COMPANY IN EUROPE WILL MAKE NECESSARY RRANGEMENT WITH YOU FOR AN ACCOUNT WHERE THE FUNDS WILL BE DEPOSITED IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD. I AND MY FAMILY HERE WILL BE INTERESTED IN INVESTING MOST OF OUR FUNDS IN THE PROCUREMENT OF AGRICULTURAL EQUIPMENTS WHICH WE INTEND TO BRING BACK. BUT WE DO URGE YOU TO KEEP THIS TRANSACTION AS CONFIDENTIAL AS POSSIBLE. ALSO WE WOULD BE WILLING TO GIVE YOU 15% OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT AFTER THE CONCLUSION OF THIS DEAL AS WE ALSO HOPE FOR YOUR NDERSTANDING. LET IT BE KNOWN TO YOU THAT WE ARE A LITTLE BIT WEARY, BUT WE HAVE THE UNDERSTANDING THAT FRIENDS ARE DISCOVERED AND FRIENDS ARE MADE. WE HAVE COME TO THE UNDERSTANDING THAT WE CANNOT ACHIEVE SUCCESS WITHOUT TRUSTING SOMEONE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS BRINGS US TO THE NEED FOR BOTH OF US TO HAVE ABSOLUTE TRUST AND BELIEVE IN ONE ANOTHER AS WE CAN ONLY FAIL IF WE DIVIDE IN INTERESTS. LET TRUST AND HONESTY BE OUR WATCHWORD THROUGHOUT THIS TRANSACTION. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO EMAIL ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THANK YOU v MR. AYO PATRICK MBAGI N/B. THERE IS TELECOMMUNICATION BREAKDOWN IN MY VILLAGE, IN THAT CASE I WILL BE CALLING YOU FROM THE PUBLIC PHONES UNTIL OUR PRIVATE LINES STARTS WORKING Justin is so pleased Nostradamus was right !!! Morever, this year's wine will be outstanding, so he decided to have his portrait on the bottles (.... A nice Victor Hugo picture, who could be a better choice for an "old learned gentleman"). JUSTIN PTIDERPOURLAROUTE Date : 04/10/2003 23h25 A : ayo2patrick@yahoo.co.uk Objet : Re: Re: That business you offered Dear Mr. Ayo Patrick Mbagi, Thanks for your message, I will be delighted to help you as it will help myself to make my dream come true : a Nostradamus International Study Center. I already have a castle for this in my Beaujolais vineyards, but it is so expensive to fit it properly for my high goal : a scientific approach of Nostradamus Centuries (his prophecies). I found today another sextain which augures well from our cooperation : Tost l'Elephant de toutes parts verra Quand pouruoyeur au Griffon se ioindra, Sa ruine proche, & Mars qui tousiours gronde: Fera grands faits aupres de terre saincte, Grands estendars sur la terre & sur l'onde, Si la nef a esté de deux freres enceinte. Which means we will have no confidentiality problem the both of us being truly and thoroughly honest. I am still offering you or your son Langa the management of this International Nostradamus Study Center, as I want it to be in the hand of a really trustworthy being (and I know I will have no problem since Nostradamus seems to recommand you !!!). The heat we had this year was wonderful for the grapes and we are going to have a real outstanding wine with this year's crop. I will call it "Cuvée Les Centuries". I had a Beaujolais label made with my portrait on it. I'm rather proud of it. What do you think about it ? Now my dear, just tell me what you need. Yours. Justin Ptiderpourlaroute Co. Beaujolais Justin (Beaujolpif Justin - Mal aux tifs le matin...) When I cannot sleep, I am up to mischief... Cave Beaujolaise do really exist, but in Saint-Julien and the fax and telephone numbers are correct, te he te he !!! JUSTIN PTIDERPOURLAROUTE Date : 05/10/2003 9h36 A : ayo2patrick@yahoo.co.uk Sujet : I am a forgetful old man ! I was a bit tired with overreading Nostradamus without my glasses as I seem to have lost them yesterday, and I forgot to give you the details you asked. Here is what I found : Aupres du jeune le vieux ange baiser, Et le viendra surmonter ¨¤ la fin: Dix ans esgaux aux plus vieux rabaisser, De trois deux l'un l'huitiesme seraphin. I analysed this one thoroughly, and it means ours will be a speedy and sure business. Haut les coeurs !!! Now, here are my business particulars : v Justin Ptiderpourlaroute, Propriétaire Cave Beaujolaise de Saint Justin 69640 SAINT JUSTIN Tél : 04 74 67 57 46 Fax : 04 74 67 51 93 Banque : Crédit National Pinardier - St Justin As you may guess, my dear parents called me Justin to match the name of our beautiful village, so it went with me wherever I was (great patriots, my parents, they called my sisters France, Marianne and Clairette). Now, as I am deaf since the war, when I was still a kid (a bomb exploded near the keg inside which I was hiding in and I got wood splinters and beaujolais into my ears, which split and drowned my eardrums, which is why I turned for solace to Nostradamus to find the cause for such an unjust fate as I had a highly musical hear and wanted to become a lyre concert player), it would be better to keep to emails. If you still want to talk to me, which I can understand, please SCREAM into the telephone as I will not hear one sound otherwise. Please do not hesitate and choose what suit you better. Now, my dear, things are in your hands Yours Justin Ptiderpourlaroute Co. Beaujolais Justin (Beaujolpif Justin - Mal aux tifs le matin...) I am really warming to exentric old Justin and his Nostradamus Center, so, I insist on doing business ! JUSTIN PTIDERPOURLAROUTE Date : 07/10/2003 10h39 Objet : Did you think about my management offer for our International Nostradamus Study Center ??? Dear Mr. Ayo Patrick Mbagi, How is the family ? Did you think about my management offer for our International Nostradamus Study Center ? It is with great enthousiasm that I read the quatrain I pinned today (I always use a long hat pin topped with a black pearl...). it does speak of a great sumn of money hidden in a trunc coming accross to a vineyard. Our business deal was really written in God's book ! See for yourself : Le camp du vemple de la tierge vestale, Non esloigné d'Ethne & monts Pyrenées: Le grand conduict est caché dans la male, North getes fluues & vignes mastinées. Please let's go on with our project, I can hardly wait to see it completed. Yours Justin Here is the end of a beautiful story, Justin wil never get his Nostradamus International Study Center, snifff.... News at last, when I had given up ... MR AYO PATRICK MBAGI Date : 09/10/2003 16h26 Justin Can you give me a number i can call you on? Mr Mbagi Can't these guys read ??? I told him I was deaf since childhood ! JUSTIN PTIDERPOURLAROUTE Date : 09/10/2003 18h19 Objet : Phone call Dear Mr Mgabi (or can I call you Ayo ?), Remember I have split and drowned eardrums since I was a kid, so please SCREAM into the phone to be heard. (te he te he) Here is my own personal number : T¨¦l : (33) 04 74 67 57 46 and please be careful with the time difference since I am an old man and need rest !!! The sextain I picked today does not seem very favorable, may be I should change my hat pin ? Vin a` foison, tres bon pour les gendarmes, Pleurs & souspirs, plainctes cris & alarme Le Ciel fera ses tonnerres pleuuoir Feu, eau & sang, le tout mesle' ensemble, Le Ciel de sol, en fremit & en tremble, Viuant n'a veu ce qu'il pourra bien veoir. See you on the phone. Justin Ptiderpourlaroute (Beaujolpif Justin - Mal aux tifs le matin...) I am getting fed-up with Nostradamus nebulous prophecies, so bye bye Mr Mbagi !!! Life is never what it seems ... MME HERMA PHRODITE Date : 09/10/2003 20h32 Objet : Re: Did you think about my management offer ... Dear Sir, You don't know me, my name is Mme Herma Phrodite. I don't know how to break the news to you, but there has never been any Justin Ptiderpourlaroute (this is a French joke meaning just a last one before we take the road). My son Ceta Phrodite, 15, has been pulling one on you on his father's computer. The photo he sent you is one of our greatest poet Victo Hugo, but I suppose you never heard about him in Nigeria. The only positive side is that he did some research on Nostradamus on the internet. I just don't know what to do with this kid, he has been getting out of hand since his father, a lawer, left the house to go and live with blonde large-boobied road-pizza waitress with the QI of an ungifted mussel ... He is so furious with him that when somebody ask him what his father does, he answers he is a nude dancer in a gay club, just to tell you ! My Ceta told me, too, that you were not quite honest either and that your letter was just intended too get money out of insuspecting idots (Advance Fee Fraud, he called it). He called you a "mougou or moogoo or mugu" whatever this is. If this is the case, let me tell you I strongly dissaprove, may God's eye fall on you and reduce you to ashes !!! Now, if he is pulling one on me, everything is possible, then I said nothing. Whatever ... Herma Phrodite 95300 - Pontoise - France 0892 68 45 35 (bomec again = cute guys) And then suddenly out of the bue -or did it take this long to sink in ??? MR AYO PATRICK MBAGI Date : 09/10/2003 14h35 YOU MOTHEFUCKER YOU GO TO HELL. NO TIME LOOSE WITH YOUR KIND MOTHERFUCKER. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NO GOOD MOTHERFUCKER Sad end, isn't it ??? With Scamming for Dummies he would have had a lot more vocabulary... |