TWIGLETS R US, or A LIFE IN SERVICE

VICTOR NKONO - scammer du jour (victor_nkono@yahoo.co.uk)
BEN ASHANTE - scammer deux (barr_ashante@yahoo.com)
joined by
MR.JOHN WILLIAMS - "Global Network Security & Diplomatic Courier"
and
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL - in the purple trunks, defending the Empire

We don't have the headers, but think perhaps Mr Williams is the third tier guy, the one who gets dragged in after the scammer du jour and the obligatory barrister have had a whack. It feels vaguely like telemarketing. Maybe Williams is standing over N. and A. while they sweat away at their computers. Will they earn their red jackets?

VICTOR NKONO From: victor_nkono@sol.dk To: undisclosed-recipients@,@ Subject: ASSISTANCE Date: 10.9.2004 - 8:00:59 FROM: Mr.Victor Nkono. AIRPORT HOTEL SUIT 78, LAGOS-NIGERIA. ATTN:PETERSON. Dear Sir, I hope you will not receive this proposal too surprising. I got your contact E-mail address in the Internet while sarching for a trustworthy business partner who I can entrust a reasoning amount of money on his or her care for investment. I am a Liberian and a cabinet member of President Charles Tailor?s administration. I am presently in Nigeria under polical asylum status because of the on going war in Liberia. For your information I have secured and sent abroad the sum of $30,000,000.00 (THIRTY MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLAR) through a diplomatic means. The fund is presently under the custod in a Finance/security company in oversea. The money was originally meant for the purchase of arms and ammunition to fight the rebel groups in Liberia but from the look of things it is like we cannot continue with the war because of the intervention of President George Bush of America .As a result of the present development I now send the money abroad for my personal investment without the knowledge of our Government. My main purpose of writing you is to seek your partnership if you could make claim of the money from the security company as the beneficiary for the benefit of both us. I am willing to discuss sharing ratio in any reliable business you would embark. Details of how you are going to claim the money from the security company will be made now to you as soon as you indicate your interest in this transaction. Please treat this proposal with utmost confidence. I need your urgent response through this :victor_nkono@yahoo.co.uk Thanks Best regards, Mr.Victor Nkono. LADY AGATHA Date: 24 Sep 2004, 07:30:11 AM Dear Sir, Thank you for your note. Are you certain that it is meant for us? I am Lady Agatha Bristol CBE, of Her Majesty's Foreign Office. Please do let us know how to assist you. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London VICTOR NKONO Dear Agatha Bristol , Thanks for your reply to my proposition,I am one of the members of The Charles Taylor cabinet,former Liberian president presently on political Asylum in Nigeria. The said Fund is presently in a Security Company in Spain in a vault coded as Diamond for security reason.You will be presented as the beneficiary of the Fund after you might have concluded with our Attorney,he will send to you all relevant document that will enable you travel for the claim and also a power of Attorney will be sent to them to attend to you. As soon as you assist us to claim this money you will be compensated with 20% of the total fund While 5% will be mapped out for all expenses during this period of claim. You will send to us your private Telephone and fax number for easy communication with our Attorney.Find bellow the Telephone number and name of the Attorney. Name:Barr.Ben Ashante. Tel:234-8055157249. I will be waiting to hear from you soon,please do endeavour to keep this transaction confidential to avoid confiscating of the money. Thanks for your concern. Regards, Victor Nkono. LADY AGATHA Date: 26 Sep 2004, 04:47:42 AM Dear Mr. Nkono, Thank you for your note. Whilst we appreciate your situation, we do require some documentary evidence to substantiate your claim. We also require you to sign a Temporary Oath of Allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. Are you prepared to commit to these two points? Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London VICTOR NKONO Dear Agatha Bristol , Thanks for you mail,all your content's was noted.You are required to send your private Telephone and fax to our Attorney(lawyer)so that he will send all document to you as soon as possible. Find below his contact: Email:barr_ashante@yahoo.com Name:Barr.Benard Ashante. Tel:234-234-8055157249 I will be waiting to read from you soon. Thanks and happy weekend. Regards, Mr.Victor Nkono. LADY AGATHA Date: Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:33:30 AM US/Pacific My dear Nkono, Firstly, please address me as Lady Agatha. Secondly, I am pleased to tell you that we are indeed interested in taking this matter further. However, as you may know, the Special Operations Department ensures that the national interest of Great Britain is served at all times. Discretion is our watchword. Therefore, to prove that you are genuine (though your intentions are all too genuine to me) you must take a Temporary Oath of Allegiance to Her Majesty. This will make you one of us, as it were. Are you prepared to do this? Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London VICTOR NKONO Dear Lady Agatha. Thanks for your mail and all content's well noted.You have to send to me the name of whom we are presenting as the beneficiary to the fund and Tel/fax number that will enable our lawyer send the a memorandum of understanding that will bind this transaction. I will be waiting for the above information that will enable the Attorney send to you what you requred. Thanks. Regards, Victor Nkono LADY AGATHA Date: Fri Oct 1, 2004 8:31:29 AM US/Pacific My dear Nkono, Thank you for your note. Do try and repsond a bit more quickly, old bean. Jame Peter Ja has contacted me with a similar scheme to your own. We are interested in investing substantial funds in this transaction should the modalities be agreed, but you must take a Temporary Oath of Allegiance. Are you prepared to do this? Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London BEN ASHANTE ATTN:LADY AGATHA. FROM BARR.BEN ASHANTE. TEL:234-8055157249 Dear Lady Agatha, I was instructed by my client Mr.Charles Taylor to contact you regarding your intention to assist them in claiming the Fund in the security company in Spain. I will send to you a memorandum of understanding and all document related to the Fund in Spain Security company,kindly send to me the Full name of the Person that will be presented as the beneficiary to the fund in Spain. I will be waiting for your reply to enable me send to you all document. Best regards, Barr.Ben Ashante. LADY AGATHA Date: Fri Oct 1, 2004 8:34:09 AM US/Pacific Dear Mr. Ashante, I am not sure what this relates to, old chap. Who is Charles Taylor? When did he write to us? Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London VICTOR NKONO Dear Lady Agatha Bristol, Thanks for your mail,My Boss The former president of Liberia has instructed our lawyer to contact you based on the Oath and all document to the Fund in Spain security company. Please I will advise you disregard any other mail regarding to this transaction except that of our Attorney Barr.Ben. Kindly send the beneficiary name and your private Tel/Fax number for easy communication.And please tell me how you will want the Oath to look like in your next reply. Thanks for your usual response. Regards, Mr.Victor Nkono. LADY AGATHA Date: Sat Oct 2, 2004 10:17:26 AM US/Pacific My dear Nkono, Thank you for clearing this up. I received your lawyer's note. We are happy to carry on with this transaction, but you must take the Oath. Are you prepared to this? As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London My dear Scamoramans, I trust you are well. It was such a pleasure to receive you at Annie's Bar last week. Do come again. This note is just to advise you that correspondence between ourselves and a certain 'Barrister Ben Ashante' relates to our missives to and from a Mr. Victor Nkono. Ashante represents Nkono, allegedly, and we have now established this link. VICTOR NKONO Dear Agatha Bristol, Thanks for your reply,to enable our lawyer send to you all document including the Memorandum of Understanding(Oath)you will send to me the name of person that will be presented as the beneficiary to the Fund. As soon as you send the name and your contact ie Telephone and Fax number our lawyer will contact you immediatly and send to you all relevant document for the claim. I will be waiting for your reply to enable the Attoreney contact you. Thanks for your concern. Regards, Mr.Victor Nkono. LADY AGATHA Date: Mon Oct 4, 2004 2:58:25 AM US/Pacific My dear Nkono, Thank you for your note. The benificiary of the fund will be Her Royal Highness Princess Candice Mercedes Windsor. Now do send us the Oath, old boy. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London BEN ASHANTE From:Barr.Benard Ashante. Tel:234-8055157249 Efax:1-8019961832. Find attached the Memorandum of Understanding binding the business transaction between you and my Client Mr.Victor Nkono,one of the member of the Charles Taylor cabinet residing in Nigeria. This Memorandum, you will go through it sign and send it by either fax or email attachment.As soon as you do this all other Document and the Full contact of The security company in Spain will be sent to you. Thanks. Best regards, Barr.Benard Ashante. LADY AGATHA Date: Mon Oct 4, 2004 9:03:48 AM US/Pacific My dear Ashante, Thank you for your document. This is a fine-looking certificate. But it is inadequate for our purposes. We MUST insist that you sign a Temporary Oath to Her Majesty, or this transaction cannot continue. Type out the following text, add your photograph, sign the document and send it back to me: 'I, Barrister Ben Ashante, being of sound mind and body, do by humble merkin swear in total fey fesiance and all pro-twiglets to assist the Royal Family in pursuance of their Right Royal Business.' Once you have taken this simple step, we can begin to look at how we can place our investment funds with you. You'll find that it is all about modalities, old boy. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London BEN ASHANTE 'I, Barrister Ben Ashante, being of sound mind and body, do by humble swear in total fey fesiance and all pro-twiglets to assist the Royal Family in pursuance of their Right Royal Business.That I represent the member of Charles Taylor cabinet presently on political Asylom in Nigeria. I attached my photograph as an identity and proof. Thanks for your usual cooperation. Best regards, Barr.Benard Ashante. LADY AGATHA Date: Tue Oct 5, 2004 7:52:26 AM US/Pacific My dear Ashante, Thank you for your note. This is much better, and I am pleased to say that we can now continue with the transaction as planned. I am also pleased to advise you that Sir Hugh Janus, Chancellor of the Exchequer, has made substantial investment funds available. May I also say how pleased I am that you seemt to be a legal practitioner of the highest standard. I read law at Cambridge, you know. I look forward to hearing from you. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London BEN ASHANTE Dear Agatha Bristol , Thanks for you mail and all content's well understood. I will advice you call me or give me your number so we could talk and conclude this transaction in a shortest time. My client's have handed over to me all document to the Fund in the Security company in Spain.The document I have with me are the Certificate of Deposit and Agreement of Deposit by both parties,the security company and the Members of the Charles Taylor Cabinets members that are presently in Nigerian on Asylom. I will be waiting for your response so that I will send the document to you and contact the security company in Spain. Thanks for your cooperation. Best regards, Barr.Benards Ashante. LADY AGATHA Date: Wed Oct 6, 2004 8:13:11 AM US/Pacific My dear Ashante, Thank you for your note. It is a pleasure to hear from you. Please address me as Lady Agatha. Feel free to send us the documentation, old chap. We look forward to receiving it. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London VICTOR NKONO Dear Agatha, How are you today,have you contacted our Attorney?if so can you please update me as I am presently with my Boss Mr.Charles Taylor in another sate,he is in River stae while I and some of my coleaques are in Lagos state. Have you also contacted the security company in Spain?I will be waiting to read from you soon. Thanks for your concern. Regards, Mr.Victor Nkono. LADY AGATHA Date: Thu Oct 7, 2004 2:02:37 AM US/Pacific My dear Nkono, Please address me as Lady Agatha. I am delighted to inform you that we are in touch with the charming Barrister Ashante and the transaction is gathering place. Do send our regards to Mr. Taylor. Is there anything he needs? Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London BEN ASHANTE Dear Lady Agatha, Thanks for your mail and the content's,kindly send to me your contact Address and your private Telephone and Fax numbers for easy communication.After which I will send to you all document and the contact of the security company in Spain. Thanks once again for your concern. Best regards, Barr.Ben Ashante. LADY AGATHA Date: Sat Oct 9, 2004 5:44:35 AM US/Pacific My dear Ashante, Thank you for your note. It is a pleasure to hear from you. Here are my contact details: Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations Foreign Office 221b Baker Street Kuzdartz London NW1 FU2 Direct Line: 00 44 906 445 6654 As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London VICTOR NKONO Dear Lady Agatha, thanks for your respoud,how are you and your family hope is fine,i will like you to send your full data to me or our lawyer telephone and fax number,for him to send you all the Document that back this fund up so that you can go to spian to claim this fund. thanks our regard to your family. LADY AGATHA Date: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:14:45 AM US/Pacific My dear Nkono, Thank you for your note. I hate to sound so terribly dim but what data is it to which you refer? Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London BEN ASHANTE Dear Lady Agatha, How are you today?thanks for your mail.Am sorry for the delay it was due to the Nation wide strike going on in Nigeria. Find below the contact of the Security company in Spain,I will send all the document to you as soon as the strike is over as I will proceed to the court to prepare a power of Attorney presenting you as the beneficiary to the Fund. GLOBAL NETWORK SECURITY & DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE PHONE : +34 699 654 596,+34 916 180 067 EMAIL : mddipson@hotmail.com CONTACT : MR.JOHN WILLIAMS I will get back to you as soon as the strike is over,and you are at liberty to call me or the Security Company in Spain. Thanks for your concern. Best regards, Barr.Ben Ashante. LADY AGATHA Date: Tue Oct 12, 2004 4:29:13 AM US/Pacific My dear Ashante, Thank you for your note. I am sorry that there was a strike in Nigeria. Unfortunately the Third World can be rather troublesome at times; if it's not some upstart launching a coup it's a junta bombing the airport. We look forward to receiving the documentation. Is there anything you need me to do in the meantime? Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London BEN ASHANTE Dear Lady Agatah, Thanks for your mail,how are you and things generaly?. Find below attached Certificate of Deposit issued by the security company to Mr.Charles Taylor(former president of Liberia)after the deposit. Note that is only the Director of Operation that knows the content's of the consignment for safty and security sake,it was coded as Diamond. I will advise you call the security company and find out the situation of things pending when the nationwide strike hear will be over for me to proceed to the court for the power of Attorney to be sent to the security company and you. Furthermore,I will also send to you change of ownership document that will present you as the beneficiary to the Fund(consignment)in the security company. I will be waiting to reading from you soon. Thanks for your concern. Best regards, Barr.Benard Ashante. LADY AGATHA Date: Wed Oct 13, 2004 11:54:01 AM US/Pacific My dear Ashante, Thank you for your note. I am delighted that you have provided us with some documentation. Sir Marmite Luny-Binns, Her Majesty's Holder of the Bed Pan, was concerned that you were (to use his words) 'a foul little con man' but we have advised him that your intentions are genuine. Your little certificate certainly made him pause for thought. We have tried to contact you by telephone several times today but the number is constantly unobtainable. Do you have any thoughts on this matter? As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London VICTOR NKONO Hello Lady Agatha, how are you and your family hope is fine, i wan't to no if you have call the security company where the money is,so that you can claim the money out this week, THANKS. My Regard. victor nkono LADY AGATHA Date: 17 Oct 2004, 11:20:56 AM My dear Nkono, Thank you for your note. We are currently in talks with Barrister Ben Ashante about this matter. He is charming, and we feel that this transaction is going well. I hope this is useful. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London LADY AGATHA Date: 18 Oct 2004, 03:33:24 AM Dear Mr. Williams, Barrister Ben Ashante has asked us to contact you. How may we be of assistance? Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London GLOBE SECURITY (JOHN WILLIAMS, MR. S, WHOEVER) GLOBE'S NETES <mddipson@hotmail.com> Attn: Lady Agatha Bristol, We acknowledge receipt of your mail. But please can you confirm the transaction approval code which is the transaction identification code so as to enable us be sure that you are the rightful person to avoid giving out information on the transaction to the wrong person. You should understand the sensitivity of the transaction, as such all precautive steps has to be taken for the safety of the deposit and to avoid mis-handling. Thereafter we will give you more information on the processes. Regards, Mr. s. LADY AGATHA Date: 18 Oct 2004, 12:35:36 PM Dear Mr. Williams, Thank you for your note. We are not in receipt of any transaction identification code. Ashante told us that this would be a simple business. I have spoken to Sir Marmite Luny-Binns at the Palace about this, as he has dealt with the Third World before, and he feels we do not need a code. However, if you can assist us, that would be marvellous. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London GLOBE SECURITY (JOHN WILLIAMS) Attn: Lady Agatha Bristol, I will advise you to get in touch with Barrister Ben Ashante for such code as no information could be given without the code for the safety of the deposit. Regards, Mr. Williams LADY AGATHA Date: 19 Oct 2004, 09:22:53 AM My dear Williams, We shall do ensure that we contact Ashante. BEN ASHANTE Dear Agatha, Thanks for your mail,Kindly give me your correct number and contact the security company. I will be waiting for your reply soon. Regards, Barr.Ashante LADY AGATHA Date: 20 Oct 2004, 02:33:50 AM My dear Ashante, Please address me as Lady Agatha. I have given you my number, old boy. Have you lost it? Mr. Williams at the Security Company is demanding some sort of code. Could you give it to me please? VICTOR NKONO Dear Lady Agatha, How are you today and your family hope is fine,i call my lawyer today and ask him how far have you going about this money he told me that He ask send you the security contact and you have not contact them and he send you mail you did not reply please let us not what is happen so that we will no what to do in time, Thanks. Regard Victor Nkono LADY AGATHA Date: 20 Oct 2004, 02:44:35 AM My dear Nkono, We have spoken to the gentleman at the security company. He is demanding a code of some description, and I have asked Mr. Ashante for this. I trust this meets with your approval, but it is getting rather confusing. Perhaps we should come over to meet you. BEN ASHANTE Dear Lady Agatha Bristol, Thanks for your mail,the number you gave to me was a wrong number,kindly send a functioning number. And also send it to the security company in Spain. Thanks, Regards, Barr.Ben. LADY AGATHA Date: 22 Oct 2004, 01:24:11 AM Dear Barrister Ashante and Mr. Williams, Thank you for your note. I must admit to being slightly puzzled over this matter. Our telephone number is functioning perfectly well. Even taking into account the rather rustic telephone servive you have in the colonies, I cannot see why you cannot get through. However, might I suggest a face-to-face meeting? We can be on the move, to use the vernacular, in 24 hours. Furthermore, I am delighted to say that Sir Hugh Janus, Chancellor of the Exchequer, has authorised a fee of £25,000 by way of compensation for any lost time. I trust this is in order. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London VICTOR NKONO Dear Lady Agatha , How are you today?My Boss was in contact with the security company in Spain and the information reaching me indicates that you did not contact the security company,why?. Kindly indicate to me your willingness to assist in this transaction,call our Attorney:Tel:234-8055157249. Thanks , Regards, Mr.Victor Nkono. LADY AGATHA Date: 22 Oct 2004, 04:42:08 AM My dear Nkono, The situation is moving along well. I shall pass that code on to Mr. Williams. Do send our regards to your village elders. BEN ASHANTE Dear Lady Agatha. Find below the codes of the Transaction: 1.Code /Reference:Code No:DILP/SEC/OXX1/03 2.Consignment Code:fc8366. Note. You can find this codes on the Certificate of Deposit. I will like to speak with you soon on this transaction. Best regards, Barr.Ben LADY AGATHA Date: 22 Oct 2004, 04:44:43 AM My dear Ashante, Thank you for these codes. I shall pass them on to Mr. Williams. Please don't fret, old chap. I have been in touch with Nkono. I shall make it my personal objective to ensure you three gentlemen get exactly what you deserve. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London LADY AGATHA Date: 22 Oct 2004, 04:46:39 AM My dear Williams, Here are the codes to which you refer. 1.Code /Reference:Code No:DILP/SEC/OXX1/03 2.Consignment Code:fc8366. I trust these are useful. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London VICTOR NKONO Dear Agatha, Thanks for your mail,have you contacted the lawyer on phone?please do that for him to send to you all other document that will enable you make the claim in Spain. Thanks once again for your concern. Regards, Victor Nkono. LADY AGATHA Date: 22 Oct 2004, 01:14:56 PM My dear Nkono, Thank you for your note. Please address me as Lady Agatha. We have tried to contact Ashante but the line is either obtained or rings through. Please advise me on this matter. VICTOR NKONO Dear Lady Agatha. , Thanks for your mail,I will advice you call me if the lawyer number is not going.My number:234-8033887759. Regards, Victor Nkono. LADY AGATHA Date: 25 Oct 2004, 01:14:41 AM My dear Nkono, We have tried several times to call both yourself and Barrister Ashante, but to no avail. Might I suggest that we fly out to meet you? Face-to-face meetings are always more beneficial, I find. You could even take us to your village. GLOBE SECURITY (JOHN WILLIAMS) ATTN: LADY AGATHA BRISTOL, WE ARE IN RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL WITH THE CODE, HOWEVER THESE ARE THE STEPS AND PROCEDURE TO BE TAKEN FOR THE COMPLETION OF THE TRANSACTION. (1). YOU NEED TO BE IN MADRID SPAIN FOR OFFICIAL IDENTIFICATION AND THE TRANSACTION WILL TAKE TWO WORKING DAYS FOR THE COMPLETION. (2) A NON RESIDENT BANK ACCOUNT WOULD BE SET UP FOR YOU IN ONE OF THESE THREE BANKS HERE IN MADRID (i)CITIBANK (ii)BARCLAYS BANK (iii) BANCO SANTANDER CENTRAL HISPANO. THE ARRANGEMENT IS BASED ON THE ONE THAT HAS A GOOD NETWORK SERVICES WITH YOUR BANK SO AS TO HAVE A SPEEDY WIRE TRANSFER. MORE-SO, THE BANK ACCOUNT IS GOING TO BE CODED STRICTLY FOR ONLY YOU TO ACCESS AND OUR COMPANY WOULD BE THE GUARANTOR AS THE BACK UP FOR THE ACCOUNT. CONSIDERING THE HUGE AMOUNT INVOLVED, THERE IS NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT A FOREIGNER WOULD GO AND TRANSFER A HUGE SUM OF MONEY SUCCESSFULLY OUT OF THEIR CIRCULATION WITHOUT BEING QUESTIONED BY THE AUTHORITY BUT WITH OUR CREDIBILITY, ARRANGEMENT AND CONTRIBUTION TO THE SPANISH SYSTEM, WE ASSURE YOU OF A SUCCESSFUL TRANSACTION WITHOUT HAVING ANY PROBLEM. FURTHERMORE, YOU NEED TO COME WITH (A) THE SUM OF 12,500EUROS BEING THE CLEARANCE CHARGES TO THE SPANISH GOVERNMENT TO OBTAIN CLEARANCE THROUGH THE MINISTRY OF JUSTICE WHICH PERMITS THE LEGITIMACY OF THE TRANSACTION AND PERMITS THE RELEASE OF THE DEPOSIT(B) AN IDENTIFICATION LIKE YOUR PASSPORT OR DRIVER'S LICENSE. (C) TWO PASSPORT SIZED PHOTOGRAPH (D) ANY UTILITY BILL FOR PROOF OF ADDRESS LIKE WATER, ELECTRICITY OR PHONE BILL. (3)THERE ARE SOME SET OF DOCUMENTS FROM THE MINISTRY OF JUSTICE WHICH WE ARE GOING TO OBTAIN FOR YOU AS THE PROOF FOR THE GENUITY OF THE FUNDS. IF THERE IS NO PROOF FOR THE SOURCE OF THE FUNDS, YOUR BANK OR HOME GOVERNMENT COULD ALLEGE YOU OF DOING MONEY LAUNDERING OR CARRYING DRUG MONEY. IN THIS CASE WE COULD MAKE THESE AS MONEY FOR INVESTMENT OR A LONG TERM LOAN FROM OUR COMPANY TO YOURS. AFTER A WHILE ALL THESE DOCUMENTS WOULD BE VOID BY US IF YOU WISH. MORE-OVER, ALL THE ARRANGEMENT WOULD SAVE YOU FROM HAVING ANY FUTURE PROBLEM AND ALSO HELP US TO MAINTAIN OUR CLEANLINESS. LASTLY, THE WHOLE ARRANGEMENT IS TO BE CONCLUDED WITHIN 2 WORKING DAYS, THE FIRST DAY YOU WOULD BE INVITED TO OUR OFFICE WITH YOUR IDENTIFICATION TO FILL SOME DOCUMENTS AND SIGN. THERE-AFTER STRAIGHT TO THE BANK TO MEET WITH THE BANK OFFICIALS AND SETTING UP OF THE BANK ACCOUNT. THE SECOND DAY, THE FUND WOULD BE TAKEN TO THE BANK TO LODGE INTO YOUR ACCOUNT FROM THE COURIER SERVICE COMPANY AFTER CLEARANCE. IN CASE YOU HAVE ANY QUESTION OR ANY OTHER THING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THESE, DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT US FOR CLARIFICATION AND CONGRATULATIONS IN ADVANCE. AWAITING URGENTLY TO HEAR FROM YOU. BEST REGARDS, MR. WILLIAMS LADY AGATHA Date: 25 Oct 2004, 01:16:46 AM My dear Williams, Thank you for your note. We are delighted that this transaction is progressing. We should be delighted to visit you in Spain; please advise Messrs Nkono and Ashante. Also, we expect proper lodgings and amenities, rather than something akin to a tribal village. Do let us know where we shall be staying. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London VICTOR NKONO Dear Lady Agatha, Thanks for your mail. When will you like to visit us in Nigeria,indicate to me . I will be waiting to receiving you. Thanks. Regards, Victor Nkono. LADY AGATHA Date: 25 Oct 2004, 11:06:38 AM My dear Nkono, That would be splendid. We are at your disposal. Do let me know when's convenient. GLOBE SECURITY (JOHN WILLIAMS) Attn: Lady Agatha Bristol, Here is a hotel for you to make your reservations HOTEL BEST WESTERN AROSA ADDRESS: SALUD 21 MADRID SPAIN 28013 TEL: +34-915321600 Regards, Mr. Williams LADY AGATHA Date: 26 Oct 2004, 05:33:56 AM My dear Williams, Thank you so much for your note. I shall ask Bowden, my Executive Assistant, to make the necessary arrangements. We shall be leaving soon. However, we have one or two questions: i) How do you want the £50,000 paid? Dollars? Euros? We have Turkish Golden Dorks, which are antique coins from the Ottoman Empire. ii) We shall need to bring Lonslo Tossov, our Head of Diplomacy. I trust that should be agreeable? iii) Finally, all Special Operations Department members must be armed at all times. What are the firearms regulations in the Colonies these days? GLOBE SECURITY (JOHN WILLIAMS) Attn: Lady Agatha Bristol, Message acknowledge, please re-send your message with better words to enable us understand your request clearly so as to avoid mis-understanding. Regards, Mr. Williams. LADY AGATHA Date: 26 Oct 2004, 09:16:05 AM My dear Williams, Thank you for your note. I do apologise for using long words. We did not mean to confuse you. Here are our requirements once again. I have limited these words to two-syllable at most. i) We wish to bring Mr. Tossov on this trip. ii) We have £50,000. How do you want it paid? Pounds? Euros? Golden Dorks? iii) We all carry guns as a matter of course. Is this right and proper? Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London VICTOR NKONO Dear Lady Agatha , Thanks for you mail,If it is possible this week you are welcome. Have you contacted the Security company in Spain?Kindly update me. Best regards, Mr.Victor Nkono. LADY AGATHA Date: 26 Oct 2004, 01:37:26 PM My dear Nkono, Thank you for your note. If I may say, I am most impressed by your polite and professional manner. Quite unlike that ghastly little man Mokoena. [Lady Agatha refers to THE SCAMMISH ARMADA - HRH Margaret vs. Jonathan Mokoena, for an XBox] To business, then. Mr. Williams has been in contact and we are planning to visit the Colonies shortly. We are just finalising the modalities and all will be well. Thank you for your patience. I shall see to it personally that you, Barrister Ashante and Mr. Williams get exactly what you deserve. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London And so Lady Agatha racks up another oath. But the game's not over! More to come?

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