Scam o Rama

THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A DAME

the flip-off! feb 16

Once again the Lads make the mistake of taking on the Foreign Office. This time her Ladyship takes a personal interest in the matter.
Lady Agatha's record number of Oaths of Allegiance taken from Lads caps a career comparable to that of Smiley, or Richard Hannay.

JULIEN MAKEZELA (scammer: juma2050@hotmail.com)

LADY AGATHA BRISTOL, CBE (of the Foreign Office)

and finally!
JAMES LAR - "legal advisor" to the South African government - who claims never to have visited Cape Town and certainly not any houses of ill repute

[We don't usually see South African names in extended correspondence. There are lots of Nigerian expatriate Lads living down South, though, and South Africans are getting into the act. See the link "Towards an understanding of West African criminal networks in Southern Africa" on the main page.]

JULIEN MAKEZELA

FROM:MRS.JULIEN MAKEZELA.
54 MANDELA AVENUE STANTON
JOHANNESBURG SOUTH AFRICA
EMAIL;juma2050@hotmail.com

Dear,Director,

You may be surprised to receive this letter since you do not know me personally, but for the introduction, I am Mrs, JULIEN MAKEZELA. the wife of ENG. WILLIAMS MAKEZELA , who was recently murdered in the land dispute in Zimbabwe. I got your contact through the South African Information Exchange (S.A.I.E) here in South Africa and I decided to write for your assistance.

My late husband was among the few black Zimbabwean well-to-do farmers murdered in cold blood by supporters and agents of the ruling government of president Robert Mugabe for their alleged support and sympathy for the Zimbabwean opposition party controlled and sponsored by the whites minority. Before his death, he had took me to Johannesburg to deposit the sum of US$ 27.8 Million Dollars(TWENTY SEVEN MILLION EIGTH HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS)with a security and finance company as if he knew the looming Danger about to happen in Zimbabwe.

The money was deposited in a box as treasures With security company to avoid the possibility of knowing that it was money and has an insured cover.This money was earmarked for the purchase of machinery?s and chemicals for his farms and the establishment of new farms in neighboring countries Malawi and Mozambique.

The land problem arose when President Robert Mugabe introduced a new land Reform Act that wholly affects all the well-to-do farmers most of them whites.Some few blacks vehemently condemned the system adopted by the government that resulted to rampant killing and mob actions by the war veterans some political supporters which hundred of people been killed. However, heads of government from the westernworld especially the Britain and the United States of America have voiced their condemnation of mugabe,s plans.consequent upon this,the Southern African Development Community (S.A.D.C)has continuously supported Mugabe?s new land reforms Acts.

It is against this back ground that I and my family who are currently residing in the Republic of South Africa have decided to transfer this amount out of South Africa into a foreign bank account.

As a widow, I am confronted with the responsibility of seeking a reliable and honest person or persons with genuine foreign bank account where this money could be transferred into without much taxation and problem of being defrauded. I am faced with the problem of investing this amount of money in the South Africa because my country and South Africa have almost the same political history. Moreso, the South African foreign policy on political asylums does not allow such investment since I am residing under such status(asylumseeker.)As a businessman whom I am going to entrust my future and that of my family in his hands,I must let you know that this transaction is 100% riskfree.

Therefore, if you accept to assist my family,and me, we are willing to offer you 30% of the total sum of your assistance, 65% will be for my family while 5% will be used for all expenses. If this proposal is accepted by you, please do reply by sending me with this my email address above as confidentiality of this transaction cannot be over emphasized .Kindly, send your phone number and fax number for easier communication and to maintain the secrecy and confidentiality of this transaction.Thanks and God bless you.

BEST REGARDS

MRS.JULIEN MAKEZELA,

LADY AGATHA

Date: 16 Jan 2005

Dear Sir,

Please forgive the late response. Are you sure this message is meant for me?

Yours ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London

JULIEN MAKEZELA

Dear Lady Agatha Bristol,

I am more than happy and smile fill my face when I read your mail as a woman like me, let`s talk like woman to woman,Infact I was desperately in a difficult condition because of my political status as a refugee simple because of this fund that was deposited by my late husband in one security company here in south africa. but with your promise to assist me I am now a bit relieved.

So all I want you to do for me is to come down here in south africa and help my only son to reclaim this fund that was deposited by his late father in one security company here in south africa by changing the original name of the depositor to your own name as the born beneficiary of the said fund in the security company.After that you will open a non-resident bank account with your name which will serve as a channel through which this fund can be transfer into your own country account.

So my fellow woman, as you can see from the whole story that I told you about this fund will bring to your understanding that this fund is my life and the future of my family depends on it. So I will appreciate it so much if you will handle this transaction with TRUST,CONFIDENTIALITY,FAITH AND GOD FEARING. With all these attribute to our success we are going to achieve our goal.

FINALLY, when relpying this mail, remember to add your private telephone and fax number for more effective communication towards the success of this transaction.You can as well call our family number +27-83-550-5429 to speak with my only son who is with all the related documents concerning this fund.

I will be more than happy to hear from you again.

Thanks

My regards to your family.

MRS JULIEN MAKEZELA. (FOR THE FAMILY)

LADY AGATHA

Date: 17 Jan 2005

Dear Mrs Makezela,

Thank you for your response.

Your story is interesting and you have my sympathy. But I am not sure if you are aware whom you have emailed. I am Head of Special Operations for Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland. This in itself is not a problem; in fact we are interested in entering into some sort of transaction with someone from the Colonies.

Our issue is one of discretion and trust. We shall require some documentary evidence before we can present your case to Her Majesty.

Please do get back to me as a matter of urgency.

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London

JULIEN MAKEZELA

DEAR Lady Agatha Bristol,

I recieved your mail and I want to use this opportunity to let you know, that I know whom you are before I send you my mail and I know your office will never turn me down, So my dear I am 100% positive that you will never let me down.

SO I will ask my son to bring out all the documents that my late husband used in depositing the fund in the security company, so I want you to send you contact details to me so that it will be more easy for to fax it directly to you office as you demand.

Once again, I also want to let you know that i have develop my trust and faith in your words of confident, that was the reason why i will instruct my son to send you the related documents once you provide your own private fax number.

Remember that this fund is my life and my family future depends on it, so once you recieve the documents make sure you will keep it in a very secret place, Because those documents is this fund we are talking about, I hope you understand what i mean.

Finally i will be looking foward to recieve your full private contact details to enable me fax the documents through as soon as possible.

Thanks

My regards to your family

Julien Makezela

LADY AGATHA

Date: 18 Jan 2005, 01:30:05 AM

Dear Mrs Makezela,

Thank you for your note.

We are pleased that you understand the need for total confidentiality in this matter. After all, a repeat of the Bowden Custard Affair will be of little benefit to anyone.

I note that I have received some documentation from you. This will be scrutinized and I shall reply accordingly.

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London

JULIEN MAKEZELA

THIS IS MY FAMILY PICTURE.

[enclosing a photo of a cheerful and prosperous-looking young family strolling along - seems taken straight from a fashion shoot]

LADY AGATHA

Date: 18 Jan 2005

My dear Mrs. Makezela,

This is a charming photograph. But it does not offer any proof of the legitimacy of your scheme.

Is there nothing else you can provide? Something from your village elders, perhaps?

JULIEN MAKEZELA

ATTN;Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London

I RECIEVED YOUR MAIL AND I AM ALSO HAPPY THAT YOU SAW OUR FAMILY PICTURE, AND YOUR DIRECTION ON WHAT TO DO NEXT TO PROOF TO YOU THE REALITY OF THIS TRANSACTION.

I TOLD YOU IN MY LAST MAIL TO PROVIDE ME WITH YOUR PRIVATE PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS, SO THAT MY SON WILL FAX TO YOU THE WHOLE RELATED DOCUMENTS THAT MY LATE HUSBAND USED IN DEPOSITING THIS MONEY IN THE SECURITY COMPANY.

I DIDN`T SEND YOU OUR FAMILY PICTURE TO PROOF TO YOU THE REALITY OF THIS FUND, BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO SEE US IN PERSON AND TO KNOW US THE DAY YOU WILL COME DOWN HERE IN SOUTH AFRICA IN RESPECT OF THIS TRANSACTION. ONCE AGAIN I HAVE TOLD YOU HOW WE CAME TO LIVE IN SOUTH AFRICA AS AN ASYLUM SEEKERS.

SO DO GET BACK TO ME WITH YOUR PRIVATE CONTACT DETAILS TO ENABLE ME SEND YOU THE DOCUMENTS AS YOU DEMAND.

THANKS

MY REGARDS TO YOUR KIND REPLY.

JULIEN MAKEZELA. (FOR THE FAMILY)

LADY AGATHA

Date: 19 Jan 2005,

Dear Mrs Makezela,

Thank you for your note.

For now, we would appreciate an email with the documentation offering proof of this transaction.

We look forward to receiving it soon. Then we can decide how to give you exactly what you deserve.

JULIEN MAKEZELA

DEAREST Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London,

I RECIEVED YOUR MAIL WITH THANKS AND I AM HAPPY INTEREATING WITH A WOMAN LIKE ME, IT IS MY PLEASURE AND ONBEHALF MY FAMILY TO DRAW YOU VERY CLOSE. LIKE YOU DEMAND I WILL DO WHAT SO EVER YOU SAID.

SO MY SON WILL GO TO WHERE MY LATE HUSBAND HIDE THOSE DOCUMENTS TO BRING IT OUT AND WE WILL SEND IT TO YOU DEFINITELY BY MONDAY MORNING.

BUT, I AS I EARLIER TOLD YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION BASED ON THIS DOCUMENTS AND WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS FUND TODAY IS BECAUSE OF THIS DOCUMENTS, SO I WILL APPRECIATE IT FOR YOU TO KEEP IT IN A SAFETY PLACE, WHEN YOU RECIEVE IT BY MONDAY.

I HOPE TO MEET WITH YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, BUT BE REST ASSURED THAT MY SON KNOWS EVERYTHING WE ARE TALKING CONCERNING THIS FUND, AS THE MAN IN-CHARGE SINCE THE DEATH OF HIS FATHER.

DO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH ME UNTIL I SEND YOU THIS DOCUMENTS BY MONDAY. IT IS MY PLEASURE TALKING WITH YOU.

THANKS

MY REGARDS TO YOUR FAMILY

MRS JULIEN MAKEZELA.

LADY AGATHA

Date: 20 Jan 2005,

Dear Mrs Makezela,

Thank you for your note.

This is splendid news. We look forward to receiving the documentation on Monday.

Remain blessed, as we say.

God help you.

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London