OIL BE SEEING YOU

april 21

"Peter Lagutin", one of the many, many non-existent associates of Mikhail Khodorkovsky (who does exist himself, by the way), approaches the Foreign Office, with a tired old salley (see the Slavorama page).

PETER LAGUTIN (scammer: lpn2005@luxmail.com, lqn2005@yahoo.com) (about as Russian as beans and franks)

LADY AGATHA BRISTOL, CBE (of the Foreign Office)


PETER LAGUTIN

Received: from unknown (HELO localhst2759.com) (83.110.142.39)
From: "MR PETER LAGUTIN" <lpn2005@luxmail.com>
Reply-To: lpn2005@luxmail.com
Subject: FROM PETER LAGUTIN

Dear Sir,
I am PETER LAGUTIN and I represent Mr. Mikhail Khordokovsky the former C.E.O of Yukos Oil Company in Russia. I have a very sensitive and confidential brief from this top (oligarch) to ask for your partnership in re-profiling funds over US$250 million. I will give the details, but in summary, the funds are coming via Bank Menatep.

This is a legitimate transaction. You will be paid 10% for your "management fees". If you are interested, please write back by email= lpn2005@luxmail.com <mailto:lqn2005@hotmail.com > and provide me with your confidential telephone number, fax number and email address and I will provide further details and instructions.

Please keep this confidential; we can't afford more political problems. Finally, please note that this must be concluded within two weeks. Please write back promptly.I will also suggest you visit these news sites on the internet to be better informed about this project.
http://www.winne.com/topinterviews/khodorkovsky.htm
http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2003/11/13/51215.html
http://www.supportmbk.com/mbk/mbk_bio.cfm
http://www.disinfopedia.org/wiki.phtml?title=Mikhail_B._Khodorkovsky
http://www.pbs.org/frontlineworld/stories/moscow/khodorkovskyinterview.html
http://www.forbes.com/finance/lists/75/2004/LIR.jhtml?passListIdu&passYear 04&passListType=Person&uniqueId=M1IF&datatype=Person
http://mikhail_khodorkovsky_society.blogspot.com/
Write me back. I look forward to it.
Regards
Mr. PETER LAGUTIN


LADY AGATHA BRISTOL, CBE

Dear Mr. Lagutin,

I am slightly unsettled that you obtained my confidential, personal e-mail address. I am Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE, and I am Head of Special Operations at Her Majesty's Foreign Office.

How may I help you? Keep in mind that you are dealing with a senior government official, tied by certain ethical considerations.

Yours sincerely,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London


PETER LAGUTIN

Dear Lady Agatha Bristol,

Thanks for your quick response. This is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail.I promise that you will never regret your association with me and you are going to benefit immensely from this transaction.

All I need from you is sincerity of purpose and dedicated honesty to enable me confides to you the required trust necessary for the success of this transaction. You have to understand that this is the genesis of our business relationship.

1. That the Modus operandi of getting this fund is simple. The fund at the moment is in Bank Menatep, waiting for my directives where they will ship it to under diplomatic arrangement to their correspondent bank/finance company where you will confidently receive the funds either of the following countries: SWITZERLAND, BELGIUM, SPAIN. You may travel to clear the funds if you desire to be present to meet with the bank/finance company or you may be in your country and open an online account with this bank/finance company and receive the money there in your country.

2. That, you have to feel free as this money is no drug related money or any illicit related money. This is clean money.

3. Shotly, I will send to you by email or fax all the relevant information concerning the funds on its arrival to any of the above countries of your choice after i must have received your response, to enable you follow up.

4. I will issue a Power of Attorney and transfer code of the funds. I need your full name which I will attach to the funds to it's arrival in any of the above countries.

Respond quickly

Regards,

Mr. Peter Lagutin


LADY AGATHA BRISTOL, CBE

Date: 29 Mar 2005

Dear Mr Lagutin,

Firstly, please address me as Lady Agatha.

I also take exception to the tone of your message. Do you know who I am? I am in charge of Her Majesty's Special Operations at the Foreign Office. I am in charge of an eight-figure budget and I have dozens of agents under my command.

Do not order me around, Lagutin. I've dealt with malcontents who, if you'll pardon the ghastly American vernacular, could eat you for breakfast.

Now if you would please be so kind as to moderate your language and send me the paperwork, that would be appreciated.


PETER LAGUTIN

Dear Agatha,

Thanks for your quick response. The document you need from me is just a power of attorney, transfer code of the funds and the full details of the bank/finance company where you will receive the money from.

Send to me immediately, your private tel/fax number for easy communication to enable me send you document and give you details of the bank where you will receive the funds from.

Note: Keep this transaction very confidential for security and safety reasons. Respond with the above details, while i am making my arrangement to move the funds out to a bank/finance company in Europe.

Mr. Peter Lagutin


LADY AGATHA BRISTOL, CBE

April 7

Dear Mr. Lagutin,

It has been a while since we had the pleasure of one of your missives; what is going on with this transaction?

Please do get back to me - we are ready to proceed if you are.


LAGUTIN

Dear Lady Aghata Bristol,

Thanks for your mail. I am working on how to move the funds out of the bank menatep to a bank in Spain where you will receive the funds from by opening an online account with the bank, to make this whole transaction very confidential for security and safety reasons.

The funds will eave the bank menatep to the bank in Europe today on your name LADY AGHATA BRISTOL as the beneficiary. You will receive a power of attorney and the transfer code of the funds from me on Monday and i will also give you a full details of the bank in Spain for you to contact directly.

Please send to me your most private tel/fax number.

Mr. Yuriy


LADY AGATHA BRISTOL, CBE

April 8

Dear Mr Lagutin,

Thank you for your note. Do spell my name properly, there's a good chap.

I also note that your name was Peter Lagutin when we last corresponded. What is going on?

Please get back to me - we are starting to have concerns about this business.


LAGUTIN

Dear Lady Agatha Bristol,

Thanks for your quick response My name is Peter Lagutin but my Native name is (YURIY). Send to me your private tel/fax number and your mailing address, to enable me start documentation on your name and send to you.

Please send the above details very important for us to move ahead on this transaction.

Mr. Lagutin


LADY AGATHA BRISTOL, CBE

April 10

My dear Lagutin,

Thank you for your note, and for clearing up your little identity crisis.

We are more than happy to proceed with this transaction. However, you must remember that you are dealing with Her Majesty's Foreign Office. Therefore, we shall require you to take a Temporary Oath of Allegiance to Her Majesty, which will bind you to the Official Secrets Act.

Nothing to worry about, old fruit. We just need to know that we can trust you, and to give you what you truly deserve.

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London


LAGUTIN

Dear Lady Agatha Bristol,

Thanks for your understanding. I am ready to take the oath of allegiance between both parties, because I'm very serious about confidentiality in this whole transaction.

How do we take the oath of allegiance. I am ready and waiting.

I also request for your private tel/fax number and your address for easy communication and top enable me send you power of attorney and the transfer code of the funds immediately it is moved.

Mr. peter Lagutin.


LADY AGATHA BRISTOL, CBE

April 11

My dear Lagutin,

Thank you for your e-mail. It is a pleasure to hear from you.

We are delighted that you are prepared to take the Oath of Allegiance.

Please print out the following text, along with a photograph, sign it and send the completed document back to me. You may wish to recite it with your right hand over your heart before you do so.

Here is the text:

'WHEREAS, I, Peter Lagutin, on this day .................. do by humble merkin solemnly swear to assist Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II in all matters associated with and relevant to, her Right Royal Business. Pro Vom Poppadom'.

We look forward to receiving your completed Oath. Then we can move on and give you what you truly deserve.

As ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London


LAGUTIN

Dear Lady Agatha Bristol,

I just received oath of allegiance. i will print it out fill it and swear the oath and return it back to you as an attachment to enable us start this transaction well.

Mr. P. Lagutin


LADY AGATHA BRISTOL, CBE

April 12

My dear Lagutin,

Excellent, old boy.


LAGUTIN

Dear Lady Agatha Bristol,

I am out of my station. When i return back by Monday i will fill and send you the aoth of allegiance.

Mr. P. Lagutin


LADY AGATHA BRISTOL, CBE

April 16

My dear Lagutin,

Thank you for your e-mail.

We look forward to receiving your completed Oath of Allegiance.


LAGUTIN

Dear Lady Agatha Bristol,

I will be back in my station tomorrow Wednesday. Upon my arrival i will send you the signed oath to enable us move ahead.

Mr. p. Lagutin


LADY AGATHA BRISTOL, CBE

April 19

My dear Lagutin,

Please do hurry old thing - time is not ours to waste.

Yours,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London

OATH OBTAINED!


LAGUTIN

Dear Lady Agatha Bristol,

I have swore the oath of allegiance. I am very happy and greatful for your willingness to assist me on the transaction.

Mr. P. Lagutin



[Hmm, wonder who that really is. And the handwriting is about as Russian-looking as a hero sandwich.]


LAGUTIN

Dear Lady Agatha Bristol,

Have you received attached file? My origin is South Africa.

Mr. Lagutin


LADY AGATHA

My dear Lagutin,

Thank you for your note.

Yes, we have received it and shall give it the scrutiny it deserves


LADY AGATHA

My dear Lagutin,

Thank you for your Oath.

There is a problem, however, and I must admit to have made a slight error. We always ask for the Oath to be completed in the taker's native tongue.

We should like a new Oath in Russian. I am terribly sorry about this, old thing, but it has to be done.

If you could oblige us in this matter we shall make sure you get what you truly deserve.

As ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London

[Since the Lads are about as Russian as plantain, this should be interesting.]


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