YOU ARE NOT WITH YOURSELF

From the Unkindly Contributor of THE DEAD BANK CUSTOMER REDEMPTION -
the screenplay:and JOHNSON DEVILISH HARLOT PERSON

THE RETURN OF CHIEF OFFENDA
In which I got our favorite profane scammer to plead
"PLEASE DONŐT SENT ANY MONEY."
Perp:
Pamela/Moses/Joseph Savimbi,
pampam2003@indiatimes.com, phone and fax is 234-80-33447751

Also scamming as Chief fredrick e nda, sometimes calling himself Chief P. E. NDA.
Email fredricks2004@yahoo.com and committeeleader2003@zwallet.com.

During his initial posting run on May 26, Chief Fred morphed into Pamela Savimbi.
The original with full headers is posted to news.admin.net-abuse.sightings.


PAMELA SAVIMBI aka CHIEF FRED

Reply-To: "pampam2003" pampam2003@indiatimes.com
Subject: PLEASE I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE.
Date: Tue, 27 May 2003 01:21:57 +0530

From Mrs.Pamela E.Savimbi.and Moses Joseph Savimbi.
Tel;234-80-33447751.

ATTENTION SIR.

I am a fifty-year-old woman from the republic of Angola. I got your details from the (ICQ lnternational Community)and decided to contact you to see if you could be of any immense help to me and my entire family.

My husband Frank Savimbi was the rebel leader in the country. Just before he was being assassinated, he gave me us$17million United States dollars] sealed in a Kist and I departed the country as a refugee to the republic of Nigeria with my two kids Moses and Joseph and my immediate younger brother. On arrival to Nigeria and due to my status, I decided to deposit this money in a security company for safekeeping as a family valueables pending when l will see a helper that will assist me move the huge sum overseas because

>my late husband warned me not to invest the money in Africa countries.

Right now, I am seeking assistance from you so that I can transfer the funds from Nigeria to your off shore account.If this offer meets your approval, you could reach me on my phone number, or e-mail.

Thanks and All mighty GOD bless you as I await your urgent reply.

Best Regards,

MRS.Pamela E. Savimbi.

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During his flameout as Chief (OF)F.E.NDA, I replied to Pamela from two different accounts
so they could confirm each other's testimony. First, the setup:


CALI

This sounds like the opportunity I have been looking for.
Please tell me how to assist you.
Blessings


PAMELA SAVIMBI

From: "pampam2003" pampam2003@indiatimes.com
Subject: thanks for your response
Date: Sat, 07 Jun 2003 18:24:41 +0530

DEAR SIR,
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE.TO START WITH LET ME HAVE YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER AND FAX I WILL LIKE TO SEND YOU SOME OF THE DOCUMENTS ISSUED TO ME WHEN THE CONSIGNMENT WAS DEPOSITED TO THE SECURITY.AND ALSO WILL LIKE SPEAK WITH YOU ON THE TELEPHONE.OR YOU CALL ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE IF IAM NOT ARROUND MY SON WILL ANSWER YOU.
YOURSFAITHFULLY.
PAMELA.


CALI

Mrs Pamela,
Please send picture of your son first, I would like see who I am talking to before I give out my personal number. A girl can't be too careful I am sure you understand. I have re-read your initial letter and I am very impressed with your business skills, I think this would be a great investment. I look forward to hearing from you and your son. Is he married?

Blessings


PAMELA SAVIMBI aka CHIEF FRED

PAMELA SAVIMBI leaps to the wedding chapel From: "pampam2003" pampam2003@indiatimes.com
Subject: I RECEIVED YOUR MESSAGE.
Date: Mon, 09 Jun 2003 17:09:24 +0530

DEAR GOOD FRIEND
I DO UNDERSTAND YOUR POINT.DO YOU WANT TO MARRY MY SON? HE IS NOT YET MARRIED.I WOULD HAVE SEND HIS PICTURE TODAY BUT THE SERVER IS NOT WORKING NORMALLY I WILL DO THAT BY TOMORROW BY GOD GRACE.
PLEASE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT YOU SEND YOUR OWN PICTURE AS WELL AND YOUR PERSONAL PROFILE AND YOUR HOME OR COMPANY ADDRESS BECAUSE I AM GOING TO SEND YOU SOME DOCUMENT AS SOON AS WE START.
AFTER ALL THIS INFORMATION I WILL NOW GO TO THE SECURITY COMPANY AND HAVE A MEETING WITH THEM ON HOW TO RELEASE OUR CONSIGNMENT.
I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU

PAMELA.


CALI

Mrs Pamela,
Marry him? I do not know, I have never met him! I do not lack for suitors. I was just asking so I could know more about him.
I have attached a picture as you requested. My friend is on the right, I am on the left. This was from a party at a fashion show in New York City.
Blessings

Attached picture:
Crown Princess Victoria of Sweden and Princess Martha Louise of Norway


PAMELA SAVIMBI aka CHIEF FRED

From: "pampam2003"
Subject: MY GOD MUST BLESS YOU.
Date: Mon, 09 Jun 2003 19:01:46 +0530

DEAR
THANKS FOR YOUR MESSAGE INCLUDING YOUR PICTURE.WELL YOU ARE LIKE MY DAUGHTER I LOVE YOU IF GOD SHOULD TOUCH YOU TO ACCEPT MY SON FOR MARRIAGE I WILL BE VERY VERY HAPPY.
PLEASE I WILL LIKE TO KNOW THE KIND OF BUSINESS YOU DO AND YOUR PHONE NUMBER SOME OF THE DISCUSSION SHOULD TAKE PLACE ON THE TELEPHONE VERY EASY SO IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO HAVE IT.OR YOU CAN CALL HIM ON THIS TELEPHONE 234-80-33447751.
AS TOLD YOU BY TOMORROW I WILL BE GOING TO THE SECURITY COMPANY TO DISCUSS WITH THEM AND KNOW HOW TO CLAIM THE CONSIGNMENT BUT MAKE SURE THE ACCOUNT WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED WILL BE READY .AFTER THE MONEY IS TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT MY SON WILL BE THEIR FIRST AND YOU WILL ASSIST HIM TO OPEN ANOTHER ACCOUNT WERE WE WILL DEPOSIT OUR SHARE WHILE YOUR SHARE CAN BE IN YOUR ACCOUNT IF YOU LIKE.
I HAVE SOME DOCUMENTS ISSUED TO US WHEN THE CONSIGNMENT WAS DEPOSITED IN THEIR CUSTODY WHICH I WILL SEND TO YOU IMMEDIATELY AFTER MY ARRANGEMENT WITH THEM.
WELL LET KEEP OUR FINGERS ACROSS AND WAIT TILL TOMORROW.
HOW ABOUT YOUR FAMILY? MOTHER AND FATHER BROTHERS AND SISTER ? PLEASE BRIEF US MORE ABOUT YOUR PROFILES.

I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.

MRS PAMELA.

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At the same time, a similar set of emails from a gentleman with an African name:


NKOTI

Mrs Pamela Savimbi,

I can help you. Let me know the next steps. Sorry to hear of your unfortnate plight.

Thank you.


PAMELA SAVIMBI to NKOTI

From: "pampam2003" pampam2003@indiatimes.com
Subject: My GOD WILL BLESS YOU.
Date: Mon, 09 Jun 2003 17:00:33 +0530

DEAR BROTHER.
MY GOD WILL BLESS YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY TO HAVE MADE UP YOUR MIND TO ASSIST ME AND MY CHILDREN. WELL SEND ME YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE WHERE WE CAN REACH YOU EASILY AND FULL INFORMATION ABOUT YOU SO THAT I WILL HAVE A MEET WITH SECURITY COMPANY AND DISCUSS WITH THEM ON HOW TO RELEASE THE CONSIGNMENT. AFTER OUR DISCUSSION I WILL GIVE YOU FULL DETAILS ABOUT OUR DISCUSSION.
MY REGARDS

MRS PAMELA

And then the wheels start coming off Pamela's gravy train - a problem that is testified to by both.
The number is a payphone outside a Hawaii Pizza Hut.


NKOTI

Mrs Pamela,

My phone number is 808-665-9706. Thank you for talking to me for so long when I called this morning. I think you have all of the bank account information you need now. If there is something more you need, please let me know.

Thank you.


CALI

Mrs Savimbi, mother, thank you for talking to me this morning on the phone. I did not tell you this on the phone but I recently lost my mother (my father died many years ago) and this has been a hard time for me. It was so wonderful to hear your voice I feel I am right there with you. I will go out now and send the money as we agreed. Bless you mother!


PAMELA SAVIMBI to CALI

From: "pampam2003" pampam2003@indiatimes.com
Subject: my dear what is going on?
Date: Tue, 10 Jun 2003 00:49:47 +0530

MY DEAR
WHAT IS HAPPENING?PLEASE DONT SEND ANY MONEY I DID NOT SPEAK WITH YOU ON THE TELEPHONE YOU ARE YET TO GIVE ME YOUR TELEPHONE .
I ONLY RECEIVED YOUR PICTURE AND PROMISED TO FINALISED WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY TOMORROW PLEASE BE CAREFULL IF ANY BODY ELSE WHERE HAVE CONTACTED YOU.
MY TELEPHONE NUMBER IS THIS AND IT IS WITH MY SON RIGHT NOW.
I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.
MRS PAMELA


CALI

Mrs Pamela, I do not understand mother. We spoke just this morning and now you say we did not??? I spoke to you and your son. He was very charming. You should ask him I am sure he will remember. I sent the money as we agreed to during our phone call that should make you happy not upset. I will call you again later I need to go now. Please send your son's picture.
Blessings


PAMELA SAVIMBI to NKOTI

From: "pampam2003" pampam2003@indiatimes.com
Subject: NOT ME SIR.
Date: Tue, 10 Jun 2003 00:55:52 +0530

DEAR SIR
PLEASE NOT ME YOU HAVE NOT SEND ME ANY BANK ACCOUNT KNOW THE PERSON YOU ARE DEALING WITH PLEASE NOT ME AND MY SON.
I HAVE SENT MY SON JOSEPH TO GO AND CALL YOU IMMEDIATELY.
GOD BLESS YOU
PAMELA


NKOTI

Mrs Savimbi,

This is most confusing. I spoke with you this morning. I do not understand why you said I am not dealing with you. During our call you said to use your new email account and I sent my message to your pampam2003 account by mistake. Sorry about that. I will send future emails to your xxx@yahoo.com email account. I have already given you my account information over the phone. If something more is needed please let me know. I am having my passport scanned as you requested.

Thank you.
Nkoti


PAMELA SAVIMBI aka CHIEF FRED

From: "pampam2003" pampam2003@indiatimes.com
Subject: not me please be careful
Date: Tue, 10 Jun 2003 19:21:39 +0530

Dear Sir,
Sincerely i am not the person.the only email address i gave to you is pampam2002@indiatimes.com.my telephone number is this 234-80-33447751.please you did not send any bank account to me.Even the telephone number you gave to me l tried it yesterday but could not get through.
give a currect phone number l have finalised with the security company and ready to send you some of the documents before securing the certificate of change of owner-ship.
please call us if lam not arround my son will speak with you.

PAMELA

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(Note the lowercase L's as I's, for those interested. Look familiar?)


NKOTI

Dear Mrs Savimbi,

I just called the number 234-80-33447751 and talked with your son. He confirmed that you received my passport copy. Please let me know what else I need to do. I will send future emails to your new yahoo account. I attach passport in case fax is not good.

Thank you.

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I attached the passport a scammer sent me during a prior exercise. 1 MB TIFF.

Back to the girl:



PAMELA SAVIMBI to CALI

From: "pampam2003" pampam2003@indiatimes.com
Subject: pamela
Date: Tue, 10 Jun 2003 19:29:52 +0530

MY DEAR.
WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT ,YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT WE DONT HAVE YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER SO HOW CAN WE DISCUSS WITH YOU PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT ARE NOT WITH YOUR SELF? YOU ONLY SENT US YOUR PICTURE AND REFUSED TO SEND YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER. HOW COME ABOUT YOU HAVE SENT THE MONEY WHICH MONEY IS THAT? MONEY FOR WHAT? YOU CAN CALL US ON THIS TELEPHONE NUMBER 234-80-33447751 AND FINDOUT.I TOLD YOU THAT TODAY I WILL FINALISED WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY WHY MUST I ASK YOU TO SEND MONEY.
GIVE THE INFORMATION OF THE PERSON YOU SENT THE MONEY TO.
IF YOU SAID THAT YOU HAVE SENT MONEY HOW DID YOU SENT THE MONEY SEND US EVIDENCE.
TRY TO SEND YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER SO THAT WE CAN SETTLE THIS MATTER MAYBE SOME PEOPLE ARE USING MY NAME TO CALL YOU PLEASE DISREGARD THEM.
I WILL GIVE INFORMATION ABOUT MY DISCUSSION WITH SECURITY COMPANY WHEN NEXT I HEAR FROM YOU.
GOD BLESS YOU.
PAMELA


CALI

Pamela, why do you talk like that? I just called you again and spoke with your son Johnson. This is weird. By the way, there were odd clicking noises in the phone line - could you hear them too?
I'm off to have my nails done. Let me know when our business is done ;}
Blessings


PAMELA SAVIMBI aka CHIEF FRED

From: "pampam2003" pampam2003@indiatimes.com
Subject: PAMELA AGAIN
Date: Tue, 10 Jun 2003 21:50:58 +0530

MY SON NAME IS NOT JOHNSON GO BACK TO MY FIRST MAIL I SENT TO YOU.GIVE ME YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBERS YOU REFUSED WHY?
WELL IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DO BUSINESS WITH US FORGET IT I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN.
CALL THIS NUMBER 234-80-33447751.
OR GIVE ME YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.
PAMELA


CALI

Pamela, I already called this number. I already talked to you twice. Your son Johnson said I do not need to send you my number in email since I gave it to him over the phone. He is so nice! He gave me a new email (xxx @yahoo.com) to use for you and another one for him. So I will email you back on the new emails. Blessings


PAMELA SAVIMBI to CALI

From: "pampam2003" pampam2003@indiatimes.com
Subject: you dont know yourself
Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2003 00:06:18 +0530

(no message body)


CALI

Pamela, I will call again in 30 minutes.
Blessings


PAMELA SAVIMBI to CALI

From: "pampam2003" pampam2003@indiatimes.com
Subject: you are not with your self
Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2003 20:58:26 +0530

what is wrong with young girl like you.
very sorry okay.
pamela


CALI

Mother Pamela, what do you mean? You speak such kind words then send a message like this right afte we hang up. Have you tried Xanax?
Blessings


ME (as PAMELA SAVIMBI's new email account) to THE LAD (as PAMELA SAVIMBI)

HEY MUGU I'M GETTING YOUR PHONE CALLS NOW!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TWELVE SO FAR TODAY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KEEP DEM COMING MUGU
YOU CALL ME AT 234-80-33447751.


NKOTI

Mrs Savimbi

Here are my passport documents as you requested.

Thank you
Nkoti

(attached scans of a scammer's passport cover and picture page, >2 MB)


PAMELA SAVIMBI

From: "pampam2003" pampam2003@indiatimes.com
Subject: you dont know anything
Date: Sat, 14 Jun 2003 08:38:41 +0530

dear person.
i received your mail and did not want to do business to any more.you dont know what you are doing. dont contact me again you are decieving your self

regards pamela


NKOTI

What? Deceiving myself? That would be like you pretending to be Chief F. E. NDA, the world's biggest 419 moron mugu goat-boy DOG FOOD JO-JO.

Have fun with Ibekwe in prison!