she took me in


Stevieperv Rammer (aka Brother Mark Knopfler of the Church of the Sultans of Swing) hears from a poor student who survives by leaching off a blind indigent.


Victoria Serwaah:

[14:22:45]

Hello;
How are u Doing Today and everything in General?
Are u There ?
Can we Chat ?
Am Online (F)
Steve:

[14:26:32]

Do you have a webcam?
Victoria Serwaah:
[14:27:02]
Ohhhh am Victoria and u ?
Victoria Serwaah:
[14:27:08]
Unfortunately i dont have cam
Steve:
[14:27:25]
Where are you?
Victoria:
[14:27:41]
am in the Internet cafe
Victoria:
[14:27:48]
and u ?
Steve:
[14:27:56]
where abouts?
Victoria:
[14:28:23]
please whats ur name and where are u from ?
Victoria:
[14:28:35]
and what do u do for ur living ?
Steve:
[14:29:04]
you must know my name, you called me :)
Where are you located?
Victoria:
[14:29:21]
okay
Victoria:
[14:29:52]
am From Sudan Darfur but now in ghana coz of the great war which happened some yrs ago in darfur thats why am now in ghana and u
Steve:
[14:30:36]
I am in Smegaroon. Its very hot. Im currently in Bowdens restaurant having a lonely lunch on my own

SMEGAROON

VACATION SPOT FOR THE DISCERNING SPY
BOOK YOUR GETAWAY NOW!

Victoria:
[14:31:10]
why are u married with kids ?
Steve:
[14:31:23]
Why am I?
Steve:
[14:31:32]
Thats an odd question
Steve:
[14:31:41]
Do you mean AM I?
Victoria:
[14:31:52]
okay
Steve:
[14:31:59]
No, I am single
Victoria:
[14:32:02]
yes are u married with kids ?
Steve:
[14:32:15]
I have yet to meet someone..
Victoria:
[14:32:16]
okay i see
Steve:
[14:32:20]
are you married?
Victoria:
[14:32:33]
am not married
Victoria:
[14:32:40]
have u seen my pic
Victoria:
[14:32:40]
?
Steve:
[14:32:47]
Are you actually reading what I type..
Steve:
[14:32:51]
I have already said I am single
Steve:
[14:32:58]
and no, I have not seen your pic
Victoria:
[14:33:02]
yes
Victoria:
[14:33:09]
okay
Steve:
[14:33:15]
Do you have a pic to send me?
Victoria:
[14:33:28]
i just want to show u my pic
so that u will know whom is talking to u
Steve:
[14:33:34]
ok, send it to me
Victoria:
[14:33:47]
Can u add me so that i can send my pic
Victoria:
[14:33:50]
add me to ur contact
Steve:
[14:34:00]
ok
Victoria:
[14:34:03]
(handshake)
Victoria:
[14:34:24]
good
Victoria:
[14:34:45]
please may i know what u do for ur living ?
Steve:
[14:35:12]
wheres your picture
Victoria:
[14:35:25]
wait okay
Victoria:
[14:36:35]
wait okay
Victoria:
[14:36:46]
the connection is worring me
Steve:
[14:36:57]
tell it off..
Steve:
[14:37:05]
tell it to stop worrying you
Steve:
[14:37:11]
and I dont work
Victoria:
[14:37:18]
how ?
Steve:
[14:37:19]
I am very wealthy
Victoria:
[14:37:40]
?
Steve:
[14:37:48]
I own several companies and so have plenty of money
Steve:
[14:37:58]
? what?
Victoria:
[14:38:08]
okay
Steve:
[14:38:27]
try and send me your picture
Victoria:
[14:39:00]
okay i will try and do that but can we talk whiles the link will be okay in a few minutes and i will send u my pic
Steve:
[14:39:49]
ok
Victoria:
[14:39:54]
please do u know anything about ghana ?
Steve:
[14:40:31]
Its in West Africa
Victoria:
[14:40:34]
accept my pic
Victoria:
[14:40:48]
Yes is in west africa
Steve:
[14:40:51]
its a republic
Victoria:
[14:41:04]
and do u have any friend in ghana ?
Steve:
[14:41:18]
I have many friends in Nigeria

[He does, actually]

Victoria:
[14:41:29]
really ?
Steve:
[14:41:30]
but I dont know anyone in Ghana
Victoria:
[14:41:44]
ohhhh i seee so am ur first friend from ghana ?
Steve:
[14:41:51]
yes
Victoria:
[14:42:00]
(handshake)(handshake)(handshake)
Steve:
[14:42:14]
so what do you do?
Victoria:
[14:42:32]
Ohhhh friend am a final yr student in high school
Steve:
[14:42:42]
what are you studying?
Victoria:
[14:43:01]
am studying Nursing as my subject
Steve:
[14:43:16]
What sort of nursing?
Victoria:
[14:43:52]
Just that as i told u that am not a citizen in ghana so i have no relatives here am living with an old lady who tried to find me a place to sleep
Steve:
[14:44:36]
How can you be studying nursing if you are not a resident?
Steve:
[14:44:44]
dont you smell when you get to school
Victoria:
[14:45:11]
are u insultimg ,me
Victoria:
[14:45:13]
:(
Steve:
[14:45:24]
No. I am enquiring about your wellbeing
Victoria:
[14:45:45]
;(
Steve:
[14:46:14]
So do you sleep on the floor or does this benevolent lady have a bed for you?
Victoria:
[14:47:16]
Hmmmm friend we sleep on the Kiost
Victoria:
[14:49:24]
Hello have u got my pic
Victoria:
[14:49:24]
?
Victoria:
[14:50:00]
Hello are u still There
Victoria:
[14:50:02]
????????????????
Victoria:
[14:51:12]
I dont have Mic
Steve:
[14:51:12]
hang on... the waiter is taking my order
Victoria:
[14:51:39]
okay i seeee
Victoria:
[14:51:47]
and i hope that u have seen my pic ?
Victoria:
[14:53:11]
?
Steve:
[14:53:46]
hang on a moment
Victoria:
[14:53:59]
okay
Victoria:
[14:54:09]
when u are back try and let me know ?
Steve:
[14:57:00]
Who took your picture?
Steve:
[14:59:36]
You are very young
Steve:
[15:09:15]
Where have you gone?
Steve:
[15:09:48]
Where are you?
Victoria:
[15:10:05]
hello
Victoria:
[15:10:12]
hello
Victoria:
[15:10:27]
are u there
Steve:
[15:10:29]
I have ordered my food now. Im having lobster thermodore
Steve:
[15:10:38]
topped with spam
Steve:
[15:10:48]
I like spam, lovely spam, wonderful spam
Victoria:
[15:12:03]
okay
Victoria:
[15:12:19]
so please did u got my pic ?
Steve:
[15:12:22]
so what are you up to
Steve:
[15:12:24]
yes I did
Steve:
[15:12:35]
you are a very sexy lady
Victoria:
[15:12:40]
nothing
Victoria:
[15:12:46]
thank u Much
Victoria:
[15:12:50]
Can i nhave e mail adress ?
Steve:
[15:12:52]
are you not studying?
Victoria:
[15:13:10]
Hmmmm am sacked from school coz am owing school fees
Victoria:
[15:13:14]
;(
Steve:
[15:13:29]
oh dear, thats not very good
Victoria:
[15:13:40]
yes dear
Victoria:
[15:14:20]
so my headmaster has sacked me out from the school and he is saying if i dont pay the fees he is not going to allow me take partr in the exams
Steve:
[15:14:47]
theres no point in taking the exam if you dont complete the course is there
Steve:
[15:14:55]
you will have missed out on loads of important stuff
Victoria:
[15:15:10]
yes
Steve:
[15:15:22]
so what are you going to do?
Victoria:
[15:15:31]
;( i feel sad
Victoria:
[15:15:54]
i dont know what to do now
Victoria:
[15:16:05]
;(
Steve:
[15:16:14]
Why not get a job and pay for your fees when you have saved enough
Victoria:
[15:16:39]
here in ghana if u have not completed ur education u wont be allowed to work
Steve:
[15:17:14]
That sounds very strange... how can having an education help you work on a farm or something?
Victoria:
[15:17:41]
Hmmmmmm
Steve:
[15:18:02]
but if you are not from Ghana, why not go home
Victoria:
[15:18:24]
i have my parents dead in the war when trying to escape
[15:18:32]
is a long story dear
[15:18:40]
;(
Steve:
[15:19:31]
but there is no war in the sudan.. it was a rather sharp piece of mango you know
Victoria:
[15:19:53]
Sudan Darfur
Victoria:
[15:20:02]
many people died during the war
Victoria:
[15:20:09]
most feets and arms were cut
Steve:
[15:20:13]
possibly... but its not going on anymore is it
Victoria:
[15:20:24]
is not going on any more
Steve:
[15:20:32]
so why not go home
Victoria:
[15:20:58]
coz friend i have most of my relatives dead
Victoria:
[15:21:04]
my parents too
Victoria:
[15:21:10]
;(;(
Steve:
[15:21:20]
so if only most of them are dead then login says that some must be left.. most is not all is it
Victoria:
[15:21:51]
no
Victoria:
[15:22:09]
i dont want to go there again due to what happened to me in the past
Steve:
[15:22:25]
so what are you going to do?
Victoria:
[15:23:02]
just need to pay my fees so that i can continue school is not much amount dear
Victoria:
[15:23:32]
;(;(
Steve:
[15:23:35]
so who is the old lady you are staying with
Victoria:
[15:23:55]
she is blind i helped her find a way and she accepted me
Victoria:
[15:24:51]
sometimes i take her along the street and we beg for some money
Steve:
[15:25:18]
But she has a house?
Victoria:
[15:25:23]
;( i feel really sad
Victoria:
[15:25:45]
No she dont have a house
Steve:
[15:26:04]
But you said she took you in?
Victoria:
[15:26:21]
yes we sleep in a kiosk
Steve:
[15:26:51]
whats a kiosk?
Victoria:
[15:27:31]
a place built with wood
Steve:
[15:28:17]
like a log cabin? I have one of those in the Canadian forrest by Niagra falls. Its very nice. it has a 60" plasma and everything in it. Its most luxurious
Victoria:
[15:29:32]
i seee
Victoria:
[15:29:38]
when it rains it comes there
Victoria:
[15:29:53]
;(
Victoria:
[15:30:01]
;(
Steve:
[15:30:21]
what comes where???
Victoria:
[15:30:25]
Life is really hard
Victoria:
[15:30:28]
the rain
Victoria:
[15:31:00]
The Rain comes to the room
Steve:
[15:31:29]
thats terrible. So not only have you been kicked out of school, you are living on the streets
Victoria:
[15:31:44]
Yes Dear
Victoria:
[15:31:53]
;(;(;(
Steve:
[15:32:29]
so why do you use your hard begged for money to use the internet?? Shouldnt you be using it to buy food etc?
Victoria:
[15:33:41]
Hmmmm friend i woke up early in the Morning and comes here the cafe and clean here before the master in charge of the Cafe gives me some time to browse and 2$ for 4 weeks
Victoria:
[15:33:44]
;(
Steve:
[15:35:01]
Thats nice of him..Im just enjoying my desert now. Turtle ice cream with gold leaf covered duck eggs. Most tasty
[15:35:30]
its going to cost me a bit today, Ive already spent $200 !! Lunch is expensive isnt it
Victoria:
[15:36:27]
yes it is
Victoria:
[15:36:42]
Can u please give me ur email adress ?
Victoria:
[15:37:04]
Mine is victoria_serwaah@yahoo.com
Steve:
[15:37:17]
What do you need my email address for?
Victoria:
[15:37:36]
so that i can contact u when ever u are not online
Steve:
[15:38:42]
some naked pictures of you while I am all alone in my 6 bedroom mansion would be nice. This Chateau Jenson Button is glorious. I wish you could taste it
Steve:
[15:38:53]
my email address is xxxxxxxx@yahoo.co.uk
Victoria:
[15:40:11]
Ohhhh please i dont have naked pics and it would cozt me if i want to get naked pic
Steve:
[15:40:27]
how much?
Victoria:
[15:40:58]
100pounds will be alright
Steve:
[15:41:07]
for 1 picture?
Victoria:
[15:41:42]
hello
Steve:
[15:42:43]
yes?
Steve:
[15:43:21]
If you get a naked picture to me, I will send you $1000
Steve:
[15:46:58]
Hello
Steve:
[15:47:04]
If you get a naked picture to me, I will send you $1000
Steve:
[15:48:07]
hello

[and there it ends... thats my first... Im no longer a virgin! HOORRAAHHH]

Steve is too modest. He is hardly a virgin. His other exploits include LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK, REMAIN BLESSED AND SWINGING, THE MUGU'S TOO BIG and MONEY FOR NOTHING.