Greetings,

I am sending you this email through the internet with reservations, basically because you may perceive my intentions wrongly.

The issue I want to unravel to you is a very classified and sensitive one, it may be very difficult for you to comprehend, but it certainly the truth.

It involves huge sum of Fund that I want you to receive on my behalf in your country to establish an Agricultural, Construction and Alternative energy development business.

On your response via my email address, I will send you the details and more information about myself and the funds.

Yours Sincerely,
Prince Ali Kashmir

Greetings,

Thank you very much for your kind and positive respond to my mail.

My name is Prince Ali Kashmir From Liberia but i am presently in Ghana.

I need your help to receive my consignment containing 30 Million United States Dollars and some quantity of gold and Diamond, which I cannot specify. The consignment is presently in United States of America . Mr. Walker Dennis (my diplomat) is suppose to have delivered this consignment to a man called Mr. James Stiward in America.

The week diplomat Walker Dennis is suppose to deliver the consignment to him, when he got to States-New York after clearing the consignment from the Airport, he call Mr. Stiward to give him the directions to is house for the delivery, but his wife answered the call and told my diplomat that her husband Mr. Stiward hard a fatal car accident which lead to his death some few hours later. Mr. Stiward has already paid the demur rages to the security company, he paid for Bullion van that took the consignment to the airport and he paid for custom check report he also assisted us in getting the DRUG / ANTI TERRORIST CERTIFICATE, which is so expensive,but unfortunately he died in a car accident, that was why Mr. Walker Dennis has to deposit the consignment with a warehouse over there in States and called us to informed us about what is happening. You can call Diplomat Walker Dennis on 7187054083 for update and also directions as regarding where you need him to make the delivery to you.

Please when you call him you will tell him that you are calling in respect of my consignment that is in America, and tell him that You are my new beneficiary and that he should make the delivery to you, that was why you are calling him now to know. If diplomat Walker Dennis ask if you have discussed with me tell him yes.

Please get to diplomat Walker Dennis on time and get back to me through mail. You can also reach me directly on +233244241216.

Moreover, if you can assist to participate and retrieve this money from the diplomat as he does not know the content of the consignment, I will be very happy to compensate you with 30% of the total sum. This transaction is 100% risk free.

Consequently, I need an experienced person like you to assist me setup, develop our project as I intend to invest in building a tourist hotel, real estate development and on agriculture, on resumption of this project,you will be the director for the role and assistance you rendered, and you will also be entitled to a percentage agreed upon from the investment.

I wait your kind and positive update soonest.

Thanks and God bless you.

Best Regards,

Prince Ali Kashmir

A fusion of the 'dead customer' and 'investment' formats.

Greetings,

Thanks for your kind and urgent respond. The funds are mine and like i told you in my previous mail, Late Mr. Stiward wanted to help me invest the funds there in the USA before his unfortunate death.

All i need now is for you to be my foreign beneficiary to whom my inherited funds will be delivered to by the diplomat who is presently in New York. Please call him (Walker Dennis the diplomat) for update and instruct him as regarding how he can make the delivery to you.

I wait your kind update.

Dear Lou,

I very much understand your point but i need you to be specific over what proof you really want. Like i told you the diplomat is there in the USA and all you need do is to call him on 7187054083 to confirm from him, then you can instruct him on how he can make the delivery to you.

Please do not disclose the content of the box to him for security reasons. All i told him was that its family belongings and he should make the delivery to Mr. Stiward then.

I have attached a document to this mail for you to go through and then call Walker Dennis my diplomat.

Update me soonest of your position.

Best Regards,
Prince Ali Kashmir

PS: Can we have a chat here on Gmail?

Dear Lou,

I very much understand your point but i need you to be specific over what proof you really want. Like i told you the diplomat is there in the USA and all you need do is to call him on 7187054083 to confirm from him, then you can instruct him on how he can make the delivery to you.

Please do not disclose the content of the box to him for security reasons. All i told him was that its family belongings and he should make the delivery to Mr. Stiward then.

I have attached a document to this mail for you to go through and then call Walker Dennis my diplomat.

Update me soonest of your position.

Best Regards,
Prince Ali Kashmir

PS: Can we have a chat here on Gmail or Skype?

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I accepted your invite to chat but still can't get across to you. Do you have a skype account? If yes then send to me so that i add you.

It shows here that you have been invited but i still can't get to you. Do you have a yahoo account as we can have a chat there since you do not have a skype account.

Okay since we can't connect on chat here, then lets send mail to mail. Please ask all you want so that when you are clear then you can call the diplomat.

Like i told you in my previous mail, i am a Liberian but i am presently in Ghana.

Very Funny...

What can i say? Funny RIGHT?

Thanks for the advice. You say that cos u are opportune to have one. Don't forget that there are lots of unemployed even there in your country. What and how do you support the less privileged around you. Have you ever gone online to donate for the poor? You can't tell me you have never seen http://www.unicef.org/ or others.

If you must know, we get lucky on what we do because we help the needy. You sit there and ask stupid questions. I wonder if you really know that your forefathers stole and enslaved ours. You sit there proud and stingy... Thank God you have brain to prevent people from ripping you off and show KINDNESS to the poor and needy around you. GIVE... else you will die and leave all those money here for others to groove...

Do not bother to reply as you are even stingy with your mail. You type little or less words (few sentences)...

Lord help you.

WHATEVER...

I have better things to do with my time... Chatting with a retard who does not know the difference between EXPECT and EXCEPT, is not what i intend to do now...

I could be you ENGLISH TEACHER...Does this answer your question as regarding whether i can get a real job? :) :(

Saying THANKS to an asshole for correcting you? That's nice. You are not so dull after-all...LOL..