THE MERRY WIDOW (AND THE RIGHTEOUS REVEREND)

updated aug 4

A warm scam-o-welcome to new Kindly Contributor Reverend Stanley Ward,
currently on retreat with the cloistered Brothers of Joshua Norton in San Francisco (California, USA).


MRS CECILIA MARK AKU (ceciliaaku3ng@surfy.net)

Sent: Friday, July 18, 2003 5:40 AM

Subject: THANKS AND GOD BLESS

Dear Good Friend,

REQUEST FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE.

This business proposal to you is strictly confidential, with due respect. Sorry at this perceived confusion or stress you may have receiving this letter from me, Since we have not known ourselves or met previously.Despite that, I am constrained to write you this letter because of the urgency it requires.

As amatter of fact, I got your contact through the internet directory and decided to write you immediately believing you will be of a great assistance to my kids and me. My decision to consult you for a partnership business of mutual benefit is indeed personal.Iam not in doubt that you can be trusted in financial related matters of this magnitude.

I am Mrs.cecilia Mark aku, the widow of the former nigeria youth and sports minister, late Ishaya mark Aku who died in a plane crash on the 4th of april,2002. My kids and I are trapped in an obnoxious custom And traditional rites of my late husband's family.We have suffered maltreatment and untold hardship in the hands of my late husbands family, simple because Iam not from the same tribe with my late husband.His brothers have taken all that I suffered with my husband to acquire including treasures, houses and his bank accounts closed by them. I wanted to escape to the United States of America [USA} with my children on exile, but again they conspired and stole my international passport and other traveling documents to further frustrate me.

Thank God, a week ago, I received Key Text Code (KTC} from a security/finance company in overseas via our family lawyer that my late husband deposited a trunk box which contains the sum of U.S $32 Million[Thirty-two Million United States Dollars] in cash with this company and unknown to them hence my late husband deposited it as "FAMILY TREASURES"

It has therefore, become very necessary and urgent to contact someone,a foreigner like you who can go to the security company on our behalf to help me receive/secure these funds and to help invest it on our behalf as well,while we find a way of getting out to meet you in your country.

These funds are kept on a CODE with the Security Company to avoid detection,seizure or diversion. I have had several discussions with our family lawyer who has express willingness to help me with the necessary documents for the claim of the consignment (funds) from the security company should I get an honest,competent and capable foreigner who will not cheat my kids and me or even sit on the funds after claiming it, to stand on our behalf to claim the funds. This is why I have contacted you to help save my children and I from this obnoxious tax levelled on us by my late husbund's brothers by claiming these funds and investing it on our behalf.

But, you would need to give me sufficient assurance that if you help me, you would not divert the funds. My children and I have resolved to give you 20% of the total sum. This is all my children and I have got to live on. Please, I have reposed my confidence and trust in you and hope you will not disappoint me.

I will forward you the contact of our family lawyer for you to get in touch with him immediately hence he will be the one to deal with you on the transaction to avoid suspicion from my late husband's brothers as they have barred me from making contacts with people.

I look forward to your urgent response.

THANKS AND God bless you.

Mrs.Cecilia Mark Aku


[Scam-o-Note: In May 2002, a Nigerian airliner did crash in Kano, Nigeria. Over 130 people died, including Sports Minister Ishaya Mark Aku, and people on the ground as well. This scammer is shamelessly exploiting a dead man's name and - if there really is a Mrs. Cecelia Aku - her name as well. But you knew that.]


(I created a new yahoo address, the Rev. Stanley Ward, a wealthy bachelor currently in a cloistered retreat with the Brothers of Joshua Norton in San Francisco)


REV STANLEY WARD

Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2003 12:50:15 -0700 (PDT)

God has truly sent me to aid you, Sister, and this money could certainly be of benefit to me in my missionary work with the sinful girls with whom I pray every night.

Please, tell me how I can help? I am without a telephone, as I am currently at a cloistered retreat, but we are allowed internet access. Will travel be necessary?


REV STANLEY WARD

Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2003 13:18:05 -0700 (PDT)

My Dear Cecilia -

Please confirm you still need my assistance. I am a bachelor, and I have some small amount of money set aside - around $100,000 US. I am more than willing to put it at your disposal in order to be of assistance to you in your time of need.

As I mentioned in my previous email, I am currently at a cloistered retreat with some of the young girls in the charity I supportand do not have telephone access, so it would be best if we accomplished whatever we could over the internet for the time being.

Should I renew my passport? Will there be any need for me to travel? I should be able to carry cash if necessary - while I was in college, I smuggled bibles into the Soviet Union, so I have learned quite a few tricks to make it easy to get fairly large sums of money past nosy customs agents.

I must say that my heart wept when I read of your plight and of the death of your husband. Are you sure it was an accident? I think of you as a sister, my dear, and perhaps we could become closer friends once I am able to help you and your poor children.

God loves you as I do,

Stanley


MRS CECILIA MARK AKU (aku_cmrs2000@yahoo.com)

[Scam-o-Note: observe the predictable hand-off to the (male) lawyer - usually referred to in Nigeria, we believe, as barristers. Not to be confused with solicitors, who, we believe, don't actually go into court. Unlike in the U.S., where soliciting can get you into court in a hurry. But never mind.]

Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2003 02:57:31 -0700 (PDT)

DEAR STANLY,

THANKS VERY MUCH FOR YOUR SWIFT RESPONSE OF MY MAIL TO YOU.THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY THAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE GOD ALMIGHTY TO BRING SOMEBODY LIKE YOU,A GOD FEARING PERSON, UP RIGHT AND TRUST WORTHY WHO WILL NOT CHEAT MY CHILDREN AND ME BY SITTING ON THE FUNDS WHEN HE FINALLY CLAIM THE FUNDS.THE ALMIGHTY GOD WILL SURELY BLESS YOU AND MORE ALSO FOR YOUR WILLINGNESS TO HELP MY KIDS AND ME SECURE WHAT RIGHTLY BELONGS TO US.

STANLY MY DEAR,I WILL LIKE YOU TO IMMEDIATELY CONTACT MY LATE HUSBAND'S LAWYER WHO KNOWS MUCH ABOUT THE TRANSACTION AND WHO IS IN POSITION TO TELL YOU OF HOW TO GO ABOUT FOR THE CLAIMS AS I AM NOT IN A POSITION TO TALK TO YOU DUE TO THE HEAVY SURVAILLANCE PLACED ON ME BY MY LATE HUSBAND'S BROTHERS WHO STILL BELIEVE THAT I AM STILL HIDING SOME OF MY LATE HUSBAND'S ESTATE FOR THEM TO CONFISCATE.HERE IS THE LAWYER'S CONTACT FOR YOU TO REACH HIM RIGHT AWAY.

MR. FRANK UBABIA (ESQ)
TEL:+234-80-33299850
E-MAIL: frank_2001ub@yahoo.com
PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT HIM IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE I HAVE ALRADY TOLD HIM ABOUT YOU AND HE IS WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT CALL YOU JUST CALL HIM AND TELL HIM THAT I ASKED YOU TO CONTACT HIM IN RESPECT OF THE TRANSACTION.NOW LISTEN, I HAVE GIVEN HIM A PASS CODE WHICH I WANT THE TWO OF YOU TO BE USING FOR SECURITY REASONS.THE PASS CODE IS "SUCCESS" WHENEVER YOU CALL HIM, FIRST ASK OF THE PASS CODE.IF THE ANSWER FROM HIM IS NOT "SUCCESS" PLEASE DROP THE PHONE IMMEDIATELY AS HE IS NOT THE RIGHTFUL PERSON. OK.PLEASE THIS IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT.

ONE MORE THING, HENCEFORTH, I WANT YOU TO BE COMMUNICATING ME VIA THIS VERY E-MAIL ADDRESS THROUGH WHICH I SENT YOU THIS MAIL.THAT IS "aku_cmrs2000@yahoo.com" PLEASE DO NOT FORGET.

PLEASE MY DEAR,I WANT YOU TO MAINTAIN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIALITY AND UTMOST SECRECY TOWARDS THIS TRANSACTION UNTILL YOU FINALLY CLAIM THE FUNDS SO THAT YOU DON'T JEOPARDISE OUR CHANCES OF CLAIMING THE FUNDS.

DO REVERT BACK TO ME IMMEDIATELY AFTER REACHING THE LAWYER.

I AM ANXIOUSLY WAITING FOR URGENT RESPONSE.

REGARDS,

MRS CECILIA MARK AKU.


REV STANLEY WARD

Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2003 05:03:56 -0700 (PDT)

To: frank_2001ub@yahoo.com
Subject: Cecilia Aku
Mr. Ubabia-

I must first ask you, what is the password?

You know what this is about, and time is of the essence. Respond immediately.

Rev. Stanley Ward, KSC


FRANK UBABIA (frank_2000ub@yahoo.com)

Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2003 10:35:01 -0700 (PDT)

Subject: RE:PASSWORD FROM MRS AKU

Dear sir,

I am barrister frank ubabia an attorney to the former Nigerian minister of sports, youths and culture, the late Mr. Ishaya Mark Aku. As a matter of fact Mrs aku, the widow of the late minister told me about you, ad since then I have been waiting to hear from you.

She did give me a password for us to be using considering the sensitivity of the transaction, and the password is SUCCESS.

u see, since her husband's death, Mrs aku has been going through difficulties and hardship subjected to her by her late husband's brothers, just because of uncivilized tradition and custom which they believe in. The late husband's brothers have virtually taken all that her husband left behind for her and her little kids and subjected her to abject poverty to the extent that she is now living from hand to mouth. it is no longer news as the whole Nigerian tabloids carried the whole news the way she is being maltreated, as you can see from this newspaper cut out from one of the leading Nigerian tabloid "the champion newspapers" which I have attached for you to download and read what this poor widow is going through in the hands of her late husband's brothers.

Infact, I would advice you to check it on the tabloid's website if this newspaper cut-out which I attached to you is not clear enough for you to read.just check it out on "http://www.champion-newspapers.com" page twenty-six of sunday edition,may 18,2003 the caption is "SQUABLES IN THE WAKE OF MARK AKU.LATE MINISTER'S FAMILY ON THE BOIL.

Iam soliciting for your kind assistance towards this poor widow as I have asked her several times about trusting you with such huge amount and her answer simply is,I strongly trust and confide in him and God, the funds will be safe with him, That is with you.

Meanwhile, since Mrs aku so much believes and confide in you, I will advice you start preparation to travel to Spain to claim the funds where the late husband deposited it as "FAMILY TREASURES". I will obtain all the necessary legal documents here to empower you for the claims as the bonafide owner of the funds. Then from Spain after claiming the the funds from the security company, you will then deposit it in any of the banks over there in Spain for onward transfer to your designated bank account in the u.s.

May I earlier inform you that there will be some clearing and handling charges to be paid to the security company before the consignment will be released to you. so if you are really out to help this poor widow, you get back to me immediately so that I can send you the "SECURITY DEPOSIT CODE" (SDC) and also the legal documents to back you up which automatically makes you the bonafide owner of the consignment.

I therefore like you to call me on my telephone number, 234-80-33299850 so that I can tell you how to go for the claims and what it will take.Or better still, you can give me your private telephone and cellular numbers respectively so that I can conveniently call you.

Yours faithfully,

Frank Ubabia (esq)

(Attached was scan of a newspaper article describing the plight of the Good Widow Aku)

(Rev. Ward is desperate to help the poor widow Ð heÕs ready to throw everything he has into helping her. He also fishes around a little to see if Mrs. Aku is availableÉ)


REV STANLEY WARD

Date: Wed, 23 Jul 2003 06:12:49 -0700 (PDT)

Mr. Ubabia (is there a more specific form of address I should use?)-

It appears we can indeed work together on this. I stand ready to provide whatever assistance is needed. As I have mentioned to Ms. Aku, I am currently unreachable by telephone, as I have recently been on a spiritual retreat at a cloistered religious community in California. We are not allowed telephones here (the Brothers have taken a vow of silence), but we can use the internet. I will try to get to a telephone, but the Brothers of Joshua Norton run a very tight ship!

I am a bachelor, and I have some small amount of money set aside - around $100,000 US. I am more than willing to put it at your disposal in order to be of assistance.

Should I renew my passport? Will there be any need for me to travel? I should be able to carry cash if necessary - while I was in college, I smuggled bibles into the Soviet Union, so I have learned quite a few tricks to make it easy to get fairly large sums of money past nosy customs agents.

I also wonder, sir, if you could tell me more about the Good Widow Aku. How is she dealing with all of this? Please tell her that she is in my thoughts and prayers, and that I already feel she is a close friend.

Rev. Stanley Ward, KSC

3116 Noriega St
San Francisco, CA 94122-4046

(The address above is that of a DominoÕs Pizza in San Francisco)


REV STANLEY WARD

Date: Wed, 23 Jul 2003 14:00:36 -0700 (PDT)

My Dear Cecilia-

I have spoken with your lawyer. Do not fear, I will do whatever it takes to assist you.

You are in my thoughts and prayers - I was wondering, do you have a photograph you could send me? I would like to be able to see you when I pray for your safety.

I am beginning to think that it might be best if I were to travel to you, as I could then take care of whatever bribery or other skullduggery is necessary to take care of your needs. Were I to do so, would it be better to bring American dollars, gold or diamonds? The first is easiest to secure, but I could with minor difficulty convert the required amount to either of the other two. Please let me know what you think -

Until then, you remain a dear, dear friend and sister under God.

Rev. Stanley Ward, KSC

3116 Noriega St
San Francisco, CA 94122-4046

(The lawyer, at least, won't play the "love" game...)


FRANK UBABIA (frank_2000ub@yahoo.com)

Date: Thu, 24 Jul 2003 05:50:57 -0700 (PDT)

Subject: PLEASE RENEW YOUR PASSPORT IMMEDIATELY.

Dear sir,

Having gone through your mail, I am quite impressed that mrs aku has finally seen someone to assist her and her children in this type of odeal placed on them by her brothers inlaws.

However,since you have no access to the telephone, we can still be communicating to ourselves through the internet,but one factor still remains that the security/finance company in spain will definitly need your telephone numbers to reach you for the claims as the bonafide owner of the consignment and this they will not like to do via the internet.so that is why it is necessary for you to provide me with your own private telephone number for onward submission to the security/finance company in spain.

As per your question of travelling,yes,you definitely have to travel to spain for the claim of the consignment (funds) because your physical presence will be highly needed at the security/finace company in spain to sign for the release order of the consignment(funds)as the sole beneficiary,because as soon as I recieve your private telephone number and the copies of your international passport, I will immediately forward them to the security/finance company as the owner of the consignment.

Sir,you are talking of setting aside the sum of us$100,000.00 for this transaction.may I earlier inform you that you are not going to spend all that for the claim of this consignment(funds).

The highest you can spend to claim this consignment and then deposit it in any of the banks in madrid,spain for onward Transfer to your designated bank account in the u.s pending the arrival of Mrs aku and her children is only us$35,750 (thirty-five thousand,seven hundred and fifty u.s dollars only)being the clearing and handling charges for the consignment(funds).So that is the only money you have to take along with you.

So sir,I would advice you renew your your international passport immediately.

meanwhile, I would like you to scan and send to me via my email address,the copies of the first three pages of your international passport as qiuckly as possible so that I can forward it to the security/finance company in spain right away.time is of the essence.

Mrs aku is really in a very big trouble with her brother inlaws.she is finding it very difficult here.to the extend that she can't even pay for her childrens school fees anymore not to talk of feeding.I pity the little children.And sir, I must tell you that I have exhausted myself here for them to the extent I was acused by her brother inlaws of having an affair with her.so if there is any thing you can do for now to help them out before travelling to spain for the claim of the consignment(funds) at least in terms of feeding and the school fees of the children [prep schools are quite expensive],please just do it immediately to save souls in God's name.

May I earlier inform you that as soon as I recieve the copies of the first three pages of your international passport for onward submission to the security/finance company, I will immediately forward to you the security deposit code(sdc)which will empower you for the claims.

yours faithfully,

Frank Ubabia(esq)

(Rev. Ward is, sadly, a little clueless, so he's concerned that he might not get to meet the Widow Aku, and casts doubt upon the motives of the lawyer)


REV STANLEY WARD

Date: Thu, 24 Jul 2003 06:11:27 -0700 (PDT)

Brother Ubabia-

I am not sure I understand - I thought Mrs. Aku was in Nigeria, and you tell me to go to Spain! Where is this money?

I can tell you, this is starting to make me suspicious - are you working in Mrs. Aku's best interests, or are you playing some nefarious game of your own?

Belive me, sir, I shall be communicating my suspicions to Mrs. Aku. I think the best thing for me to do would be to fly to Nigeria and sort this out in person. I am sure there are plenty of government officials I could deal with personally to get this sorted out.

Perhaps we could work out some arrangement that would allow me some degree of confidence in your honesty and abilities, because I'm telling you, sir, that right now I'm not trusting you at all. As Malaclypse the Elder said, "it's an ill wind that blows no stench."

Hail Eris!

Rev. Stanley Ward, KSC

(And here the Rev. expresses his concern to the Good Widow, assuring her that he has her best interests in mind)


REV STANLEY WARD

Date: Thu, 24 Jul 2003 06:35:19 -0700 (PDT)

My Dear Cecilia:

I am not entirely sure I trust this Ubabia chap. Might he be in league with your nefarious relatives? He's telling me I need to go to Spain to get this sorted out, and I know for a fact you're in Nigeria. I shall go ahead and book travel to Nigeria within the next couple of weeks, as I have some friends in division CDIX of the State Department that should be able to get me in touch with the officials in charge of banking over there. Trust me, I will spend every penny of my life's savings (just between you and me, I did some checking and my investments have really paid off - I bought 100 shares of Mooghud-ork.com in 1989, and they've increased in value over 10,000%!) Money is not an issue in this - justice for you and your children is the real issue, one I shall pursue as long as necessary.

Rev. Stanley Ward, KSC

3116 Noriega St
San Francisco, CA 94122-4046

(How dare, I say, HOW DARE Rev. Ward insinuate that Mr. Ubabia is anything other than an upstanding member of the community. Methinks the lad doth protest too much...)


FRANK UBABIA (frank_2000ub@yahoo.com)

Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2003 03:55:20 -0700 (PDT)

To: Stanley Ward" Subject: Sorry Sir, I can't take this insult!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear sir,

It's quite unfortunate that you of all people that Mrs aku told me about is acusing me of mistrust.Well, this is to inform you that I have discussed this issue with her and at the same time I have made my stand clear to her.I am no longer interested to do anything for her with your presence.I have never been insulted like this before in my life.

How could you be saying such a thing that the fund is in nigeria? Mrs aku told me that she did inform you in her first communication to you that her deceased husband deposited this fund as family treasures in spain while he was still in office as minister,now you turn around and have the guts to acuse me of something I cannot even dream of not to talk of doing it.for what reason?

Well sir, I wish you all the best,if you know how to go about it as you said,I wish you the best of luck.for me I am out.

Good bye!!!

(Can Rev. Ward pull this out of the fire? Time will tell...)


REV STANLEY WARD

Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2003 06:02:12 -0700 (PDT)

Subject: Please allow me to apologize!

Perhaps I was hasty. Please accept my most humble and heartfelt apologies, sir, and let's continue to work for the benefit of Mrs. Aku, which is our primary goal. Upon rereading Mrs. Aku's earlier messages, I see that travel to Spain would in fact be necessary.

Can you please give me the name of a good hotel in Madrid? Would someone from the bank be available to meet me as I get off the plane? I can make travel arrangements within the next week, and I would prefer to get this taken care of in person, as I am sure that would expedite matters greatly. I shall bring $15000 in US funds, just in case it is necessary to, shall we say, grease the wheels of commerce merkinly.

I hope you understand my concern for Mrs. Aku, for whom I feel a strong degree of concern. I also hope you can forgive my insult, and attribute it to my concern for Mrs. Aku and her poor, suffering children.

Rev. Stanley Ward, KSC

3116 Noriega St
San Francisco, CA 94122-4046


And continuing where I left off, Mrs. Aku puts the pressure on - must be hard keeping all the different identities sorted out...


MRS CECILIA MARK AKU (aku_cmrs2000@yahoo.com)

Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2003 11:45:00 -0700 (PDT)

Subject: PLEASE APOLOGISE TO MR. UBABUA

DEAR STANLEY,

I AM REALLY DISSAPONTED.MR UBABIAE CAME TO ME THIS MORNING FUMMING,HIGHLY ANOYED AND BITTER THAT YOU WERE ABUSING HIM AND ACUSING HIM OF CONIVING WITH MY LATE HUSBAND'S BROTHERS.THIS IS VERY VERY UNFAIR.PLEASE MY DEAR GOOD FRIEND, IF IT IS ACTUALLY TRU THAT YOU INSULTED HIM, PLEASE I AM ON A BENDING KNEE BEGGING YOU TO IMMEDIATELY APOLOGISE TO HIM.MR. UBABIA IS A GODLY MAN JUST LIKE YOU.WHO PUTS OTHER PEOPLE'S INTEREST FIRST BEFORE ANY OTHER THING.PLEASE AND PLEASE AGAIN,IF AT ALL YOU DIDS THAT TO HIM YOU BETTER TALK TO HIM AND APOLOGISE RIGHT AWAY.I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS AUTOMATICALLY NOTHING YOU AND I CAN DO WITHOUT HIM.THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN CLAIM THIS FUNDS WITHOUT MR. UBABIA.INFACT AS A MATTER OF FACT, THE SECURITY COMPANY IN SPAIN CONTACTED ME THROUGH HIM AND IT IS HIM THAT HOLDS THE "SECURITY DEPOSIT CODE"FOR THE CLAIM OF THE FUNDS OF WHICH WITHOUT IT THE FUNDS CANNOT BE CLAIMED.

LISTEN LET ME TELL YOU,MR. UBABIA AND MY LATE HUSBAND WERE BOSSOM FRIENDS AND HE IS HIS CLOSE CONFIDANT.INFACT HE HAS BEEN MY LATE HUSBAND'S LAWYER FOR 15 GOOD YEARS EVEN BEFORE HE BECAME A MINISTER.SO YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW CLOSE WE ARE TO HIM.FOR YOU TO NOW COME TO INSULT HIM IS ABSURD.I MUST TELL YOU THAT HE HAS BEEN OF A GREAT HELP TO MY KIDS AND ME SINCE THE GREAT DEMISE OF MY LATE HUSBANDS BOTH FINANCIAL AND OTHERWISE.SO FOR YOU TO COME AND INSULT HIM NOW IS UNCALL FOR.THERE IS AUTOMATICALLY NOTHING WE CAN DO WITHOUT HIM.THIS IS NOT A QUESTION OF YOU KNOWING SOME OFFICIALS HERE IN NIGERIA WHICH I WILL NOT EVEN WANT YOU TO INVOLVE ANYBODY BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT MAY BE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

STANLEY, IT IS LIKE YOU DONT UNDRSTAND THE WHOLE SCENERIO,IN MY FIRST LETTER TO YOU, I TOLD YOU THAT THE FUND IN QUESTION IS DEPOSITED IN OVERSEAS BY MY LATE HUSBAND.I WILL ADVICE YOU TO GO BACK TO MY FIRST LETTER TO YOU AND READ IT PROPERLY.HOW DO YOU THINK THAT THE FUNDS WILL BE HERE IN NIGERIA WITH US? MY LATE HUSBAND'S BROTHERS WOULD HAVE CONFISCATED IT AS THEY DID TO OTHER OF HIS ESTATES.SO PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE TRANSACTION.PLEASE STANLY, FOR US TO SUCCEED, WE MUST FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTION OF MR. UBABIA WITHOUT IT, THERE WILL BE NO HEAD WAY.THE FUNDS IS IN SPAIN,I REPEAT MADRID, SPAIN.SO PLEASE AND PLEASE AGAIN, TALK TO MR. UBABIA AND APPOLOIGISE TO HIM.HE IS VERY TEMPERAMENTAL.I KNOW HIM FOR WHO HE HIS.HIS YES IS HIS YES AND HIS NO IS HIS NO.FORGET ABOUT YOUR COMING TO MEET ME HERE IN NIGERIA OR ANY OFFICIAL HERE OR OVER THERE IN THE U.S.IT IS TO COMPOUND ISSUES THE MORE.JUST LET DO IT BETWEEN THE THREE OF US ONLY OK? JUST FOR MY SAFETY AND THAT OF MY CHILDREN.YOU NEVER KNOW MY LATE HUSBAND'S BROTHERS, THEY CAN GO AT ANY LENGHT IF THEY SHOULD FIND OUT ABOUT ALL THESE OUR PLANS.I KNOW WHAT I MEANT WHEN I TOLD YOU TO ALWAYS MAINTAIN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIALITYN AND UTMOST SECRECY UNTILL YOU FINALLY CLAIM THE FUNDS SO THAT YOU DONT JEOPARDISE OUR CHANCES OF CLAIMING THE FUNDS.SO YOU TALK TO MR. UBABIA AND APOLOGISE TO HIM AND DO WHAT HE ASKED YOU TO DO RIGHT AWAY.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU IN JESUS NAME, AMEN

REGARDS,

MRS. CECILIA MARK AKU.


Oh, dear. Stanley's really put his foot in it...


REV STANLEY WARD

Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2003 13:42:00 -0700 (PDT)

To: "cecilia aku" aku_cmrs2000@yahoo.com

CC: frank_2000ub@yahoo.com

Subject: Re: PLEASE APOLOGISE TO MR. UBABUA

I have already sent one very contrite apology, but I will do so again.

Mr. Ubabia, I must offer my most humble and heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate situation my carelessness and unjust suspicion caused. Please understand that my misunderstanding of the situation with the money we are working to secure for Mrs. Aku, along with my concern for the well-being of her and her children, led to my making most unfortunate charges that are wholly false.

I hope that you are a big enough man to grant me forgiveness, as I am now sure that you are a pillar of honesty and mean no harm to Mrs. Aku.

If you find it in your heart to forgive me, I shall look for your affirmative response, and go ahead and schedule my flight to Madrid. I spoke with my friends in Division CDIXX at the State Department, and they warned me that the Spanish authorities are notoriously untrustworthy. It was recommended that I bring a large supply of cash, as well as some consumer electronics to use as bribes to help smooth the process.

Rev. Stanley Ward, KSC


A rather blatant attempt by Stanley to get the mugu drooling... does he bite?


FRANK UBABIA (frank_2000ub@yahoo.com)

Date: Sat, 26 Jul 2003 07:56:24 -0700 (PDT)

Subject: your apology has been accepted.

Dear Sir,

your apology has been acepted,but please do not do it again next time.Any way, after series of pleadings from Mrs Aku, I had to reverse my decision which I don't usually do.

However,I would like you to send to me without delay the followings for onward submission to the security/finance company in madrid spain

(1)Your private telephone number.

(2)Copies of the first three pages of your international passport,this you have to scan and send it to me via my email address.

As soon as I recieve these things fromyou,I will immediately send you the security deposit code (sdc) of the consignment which will empower you for the claims as the bonafide owner of the consignment(funds).This you must have to do unfailingly today.

In your previous mail to me,you made me to understand that you are travelling with us$15000 to grease their hands,I want to inform you that I did not tell you about that,but if you want to do that on your own just to facilitate the transaction all the best,but one thing you have to bear in mind is that you must have to pay a fee of us$35,750 (thirty-five thousand,seven hundred and fifty dollars only) being charges for handling,clearing and over-weight as required by their procedures,but if you still want to grease their hands well you are very much free to do that,but you must let me know how much you are to give them for greasing their hands so that I will know because Mrs Aku and I have concluded that any money you spent towards this transaction will definitely be reimbursed to you before the disbursement of the funds by you and her and this includes your flight ticket thru 'n' fro to madrid spain,your hotel bills and probable all telephone calls that you may do.

Please sir,I must warn you that Mrs Aku is not comfortable at all by the way you are talking to people about this transaction and your travelling to spain.She said that she has warned you several times and yet you keepdoing that.it could be dangerous.so please you have to desist from doing that.

Sir,there is one thing I would like you to clarify me here,you made mention in your last mail to me that they asked you to come to spain with a large sum of money and some consumer electronics for bribes.if I may ask sir, who are those peope that asked you to come along with all these? please you have to let me know about this may i did not undrstand you very well,because the only fee i know and to the best of my knowledgethat you will be required to pay is the us$35,750 (thirty-five thousand, seven hundred and fifty dollars) for handling charges,clearing and over-weight.except for the graft of us$15000 which you want to give to them willingly to facilitate the transaction.

you try and send the telephone number and the copies of your passport unfailingly today so that I can send you the security deposit code(sdc) right away.

I expect to read your urgent reply today.

yours faithfully,

Frank Ubabia (esq)


Oh, Frankie's getting excited - is his pigeon really going to bring all this cash? AND electronics?


REV STANLEY WARD

Date: Sat, 26 Jul 2003 11:56:58 -0700 (PDT)

I am pleased that you accepted my apology.

Now to business!

Regarding a telephone number, I cannot provide that. As I've stated before, I am on a spiritual retreat in the Monastary of the Brothers of Joshua Norton in San Francisco. Telephone use is not, under any circumstances, permitted. Internet use is, which is how I am able to continue to assist you.

I would prefer to deal with all of the issues with the security company once I am in Madrid. To that end, I have booked a flight from San Francisco to Madrid, Spain leaving Wednesday, July 30th. I will be arriving in Madrid on Thursday, July 31 at 3:30 PM on British Airways flight #464. I will be bringing $50,000 US in cash with me on the flight - as I've mentioned before, my years smuggling bibles into the Soviet Union have given me the ability to hide large sums of money from customs officers.

As far as talking to other people, I am only dealing with some individuals that I worked with in my days smuggling bibles, and am taking care to only refer to this as a situation involving "a friend of mine". As these individuals have on more than one occasion saved my life, I trust them implicitly. Only I know of the assistance I have given to Mrs. Aku, and that is the way it shall remain until she and her children are safe.

I have also booked rooms at the Chamartin Hotel in Madrid.

Will anyone be at the airport to meet me? I am a middle-aged man with dark brown hair. I will be wearing blue denim pants, a white dress shirt and wearing a red tie. Tell the representatives of the security company to approach me with the phrase "The dodo is mysterious".

Just to be on the safe side, I have enclosed a photograph of myself.

I look forward to the completion of this business! I'm so excited I can hardly breathe!


The photo I enclosed is of Florida Governor Jeb Bush. Here's hoping Gov. Bush doesn't have business in Madrid any time soon....

Wonder how long I can keep the mugus running around Madrid? I think the former KGB might want some revenge on Rev. Ward for all his bible smuggling....



Reverend Ward seems to have allayed the mugu's suspicions for the moment.


FRANK UBABIA (frank_2000ub@yahoo.com)

Date: Mon, 28 Jul 2003 00:40:50 -0700 (PDT)

Subject: your identification will be forwarded to spain much later today.

Dear Sir,

I am very pleased that you have finalized arrangements totravel to spain on wednesday the 30th of this month to arrive on thursday the 31st,but still you did not sent me the copies of the first three pages of your international passport for onward submission to the securuty/finance company as protocol demands.please sir, I would like you to scan and send it to me unfailingly today so that i will send it across to them today as it is very necessary.

I would like to remind you once again that the official fee that you have to pay to them on arrival in spain is us$35,750.00 (thirty-five thousand,seven hundred and fifty dollars only) being the handling charges for "clearing and over-weight",but like I said earlier, if you still want to grease their hands to remove all the bottle necks in order to facilitate the transaction, you can still do that but on your own free will.

Meanwhile, after my due consultation with Mrs Aku yesterday, she asked me to release the "SECURITY DEPOSIT CODE" (SDC) to you immediately to empower you for the claim of the consignment (funds) as the bonafide owner since you will be living for spain on wednesday this week.So here is the "SECURITY DEPOSIT CODE" " ICH-KXXFZR-PED-DC/2001" I want you to know that without this code, the consignment (funds) will never ever be released to you.Now that you have it, you are now the consignee and the sole beneficiary of the said funds.

I will be forwarding your identification to the security/finance company much later today and also will be making adequate arrangements for them to send any of their representative to come to the airport to pick you up and take you to your hotel.

Please I would like you to call me on the telephone before you board your flight to spain and also call me on your arrival in spain.please don't fail to call me because this time around,you will not be in the retreat.

yours faithfully,

Frank Ubabia (esq)


REV STANLEY WARD

Date: Mon, 28 Jul 2003 06:16:21 -0700 (PDT)

Subject: Re: your identification will be forwarded to spain much later today.

I will see what I can do in re: a telephone call. As I said, I would prefer to give my identification to the security company in person - things of this sensitivity should be handled face-to-face, as I am all too aware of the ability of some elements of society to tap fax lines. I will be making a rapid trip to the airport on Wednesday, and may not have time for a telephone call, although I might be able to reach you while in the air.

I will have the $37,500 for the fees, as well as another $12,500 to cover additional expenses. If any more is needed, I have set up a line of credit at Banco Madrid, ag. Av. Mediterr‡neo.

Is Mrs. Aku still doing well? Tell her that this will be resolved by the end of this week, and she and her children will be free to start a new life. Has she considered emigrating from Nigeria? I could make some discreet connections with the State Department once this is all over to make it possible for her and her children to move to the United States.

Must go now, as the Episkopos Omar Ravenhurst has just entered the room, and I don't want him to see this.

MRS CECILIA MARK AKU (aku_cmrs2000@yahoo.com)

Date: Tue, 29 Jul 2003 01:04:59 -0700 (PDT)

To: "Stanley Ward"

Subject: PLEASE DO WHAT MR.UBABIA ASKED YOU TO DO.PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEAR STANLEY,

MR. UBABIA WAS WITH ME YESTERDAY AND WAS NOT HAPPY AT ALL.HE COMPLAINED BITTERLY THAT YOU DID NOT WANT TO COMPLY WITH THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION OF WHICH IF CARE IS NOT ADEQUATELY TAKEN MAY JEOPARDISE OUR CHANCES OF CLAIMING THIS FUNDS NOW THAT WE HAVE ALMOST COME TO THE END OF THE TRANSACTION.

HONESTLY SPEAKING MY DEAREST STANLY, I REALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE REASON WHY YOU DON'T WANT TO SEND THE COPIES OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT TO MR. UBABIA FOR SUBMISSION TO THE SECURITY COMPANY AHEAD OF YOUR ARRIVAL IN SPAIN AS THEIR PROTOCOLS DEMANDS. THIS IS VERY STRANGE YOU KNOW. ACORDING TO MR. UBABIA IT LOOKS VERY SUSPICIOUS I MUST CONFESS.

PLEASE MY DEAREST GOOD ONE,WHATEVER HAPPENS,NO MATTER WHAT,TRY AND SEND THE COPIES OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT TO MR. UBABIA UNFAILINGLY TODAY.IT IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT.

HE SAID YOU DONT WANT TO GIVE HIM YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER FOR HIM TO CALL YOU AND YOU DONT WANT TO CALL HIM EITHER.PLEASE CALL HIM AND GIVE HIM A TELEPHONE NUMBER WHERE HE CAN BE REACHING YOU. NOBODY WILL BUG YOU PEOPLE'S CONVERSATION.MR. UBABIA IS NOT UNDER SURVAILLANCE LIKE ME. HE IS A VERY FREE MAN.THAT IS WHY I MANDATED HIM TO DO THE TRANSACTION WITH YOU.

STANLEY, IF YOU DONT SEND THE COPIES OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT TO MR. UBABIA AND ALSO YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER TO HIM I AM AFRAID I DONT KNOW HOW IT IS GOING TO BE.

MEANWHILE, I WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO AS SOON AS YOU ARRIVE IN SPAIN IN RESPECT OF HOW TO SEND SOME MONEY FOR MY KIDS AND ME TO COME OVER TO THE U.S TO MEET YOU.THAT IS AFTER YOU MUST HAVE CLAIMED THE FUNDS.

PLEASE DO NOT FAIL TO SEND THE COPIES OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT TO MR. UBABIA TO AVOID HIS SUSPICION OK.

THANKS AND ALWAYS REMAIN BLESSED.

REGARDS,

MRS.CECILIA MARK AKU


OMG!!!!! Stanley's made Mr. Ubabia suspicious! I think he'll introduce some more wrinkles - perhaps his past catching up to him?


REV STANLEY WARD

Date: Tue, 29 Jul 2003 06:05:43 -0700 (PDT)

To: "cecilia aku" , "Frank Ubabia"

Cecilia-

I appreciate your concern. However, I think I know what I'm doing. Things will go much easier if I am able to deal face-to-face with these fellows at the security company.

As far as the telephone contact goes, I was able to reach a phone last night, and called and spoke to someone that said he was taking Mr. Ububu's calls while he was out of the office. This individual was not, however, able to give me the security password, so I did not speak with him further. Are you sure Mr. Ububu's calls are not being tapped?

Frankly, I'm getting a little worried - for the past couple of days, I've been followed on the streets of San Francisco by men in dark suits. My friend in the State Department, Division CDIXX, has not been available for a couple of days, and just this morning, I discovered he had died in a mysterious car accident. I do not know if I am being followed because of my work to help you, or if some old enemies have finally tracked me down.

I've got my bag packed and my money safely stowed in my rectum. I'm about to slip out a back window of the building and go to ground until my flight leaves tomorrow. I will stay near the following telephone for the first 15 minutes of every hour: 009-011-415-861-9790. If I do not answer with the phrase "I serve Aku", tell whoever answers the phone that you are looking for "Mike Hunt". I hope I will be able to contact you before my flight - I've got my "alternate" passport out, and will be traveling as Michael Hunt, not Stanley Ward. I will be looking for representatives of the Security Company at the airport - have them hold up signs reading "Mike Hunt" so I can spot them.

Dearest Cecilia, I am afraid. Only my faith in the Sacred Chao preserves me now, that and my knowledge that I am doing the work of the Goddess to help you and your children.


We'll see what we get out of this one...


FRANK UBABIA (frank_2000ub@yahoo.com)

Date: Wed, 30 Jul 2003 01:06:30 -0700 (PDT)

Subject: I still insist you send the copies of your international passport.

Dear Sir,

Having gone through the mail you sent to Mrs Aku and copied to me,I must tell you without fear or favour that I am begining to be skeptical and suspicious about you.but first permit me to comensurate with you over the death of your dear friend whom you claimed died in a mysterious car accident.but that not withstanding I am begining to be in doubt about you.

How come you have not been straight forward with us since all this while.Why are you giving us another name at ths crucial point in time, when we have already submitted to the security/finance company the name of Mr. Stanley Ward as the bonafide owner of the consignment(funds),only for you to come now to give us another name as mr.michael hunt.ths is rediculous.

Sir, with all due respect,I demand and still insist that you send to me copies of the first three pages of your international passport if actually you know that you don't have any skeleton in your cupboard.if really you don't have any hidden agenda,i strongly demand that you send the copies of your international passport to me before you leave even if it remains 2 minutes for you to board your flight,you have to do it.or else you leave me no choice than to call off the whole thing.

This is incredible,how can you convince me you have two international passports and two names at the same time and in a country like the united states of america? NO! it can't never be.I think something is fishy.

[Fishy? In a deal with a 419 scammer? Heaven forfend.]

You have to come out openly and tell me who you are and what your intentions are,because I am here to protect the interest of my client mrs aku and I can't stand fold my arms and watch her loose the only thing she has got left in this world.May be you don't know my relationship with the akus.I was her late husband's best friend and their lawyer for many years,so for me to come now and see this poor widow loose this only oportunity that she has right now is absurd.I hope you understand what I mean.

Sir,the name,Mr. Stanley Ward has already been forwarded to the security/finance company as the bonafide owner of the consignment(funds)and you have to stand by it and travel by the name Mr.Stanley Ward,because this is the name the representative of the security/finance company will come with to wait for you at the airport.

The telephone number you gave to Mrs Aku to give to me to call you looks very funny.I tried to call the number but to no avail.The telephone number does not in any way look like u.s telephone numbers.Sir pardon me,but I must tell you that you are really up to something.

So you have all the time today before you travel to scan and send to me the copies of the first three pages of your international passport even if it remains 1 minute for you to board your flight,you have to do it.or else you leave me no choice than to call off the whole transaction.

And please do not attempt to call me from the plane.Just call me from the airport before you board your flight if at all you are really travelling today as you said.There are many public telephone or pay phones at the airport from where you can make calls.

This is my sincere stand on this issue.

Yours faithfully,

Frank Ubabia(esq)


Stanley, on the run AND under suspicioun from a fake lawyer in Nigeria? What will happen to our hero? Let's give Mr. Ububiaboo a hint that he's getting a scam snatched out from under him


REV STANLEY WARD

Date: Wed, 30 Jul 2003 06:10:35 -0700 (PDT)

To: "frank ubabia"

Subject: WHAT PART OF I FEAR FOR MY LIFE DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

Mr. Ubooboo:

I write this from a public terminal in the Norton International Airport in San Francisco. I have been able, so far, to elude my pursuers. As I explained to your assistant, Mr. Oku (who I have cc'd on this message), when I called a short while ago, I am convinced that I am being followed by agents of the former Soviet Union.

Mr. Oku informed me that my passport would not be necessary until I arrived, and has made arrangements to have a team of security meet me at the airport to take me to a secure location in Madrid.

I will be TRAVELING under the name of Michael Hunt, but I will be representing myself with the security company as Stanley Ward, my legitimate identity. As I mentioned before, I spent some time smuggling bibles into Eastern Europe. What I did not reveal was that I also served as a courier for certain packages and information with the Central Intelligence Agency, the CIA. This made me some enemies in the Soviet Union, and I fear the turkeys have come home to roost, as the saying goes.

Mr. Ubibi, I understand your skepticism, but surely you believe your assistant, Mark Oku. He has given me a more secure phone line to use, and I will call him on that line when I arrive in Madrid.

God be with you, sir - I shall see this through.


I also sent this email, from a [different] account:

MARK OKU

Date: Wed, 30 Jul 2003 13:26:43 +0000

From: Mark Oku" [barrister_oku@someISP.com]

To: frank_2000ub@yahoo.com

Subject: HEY, MUGU = THANKS FOR THE FREE MONEY

IJUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU FOR DOIN GTHE HARD WORK FOR ME - I'L BE TAKING OVER FROM HERE.

YOU SHOULD MAKE SURE YOU LOG OFF YOU'RE ACCOUNT WHEN YOU USE A PUBLIC TERMINAL, LITTLE BOY.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK FOR ME IN LAGOS - I'L BE DRIVING A NEW MERCEDES WITH STANLYS MONEY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Hope I didn't push this too far, I'd like to string it out a little longer. Time will tell...


Rev. Ward got this from Mr. Ubabia, who's obviously afraid that he's had his pigeon plucked from his grasp:


FRANK UBABIA (frank_2000ub@yahoo.com)

Date: Thu, 31 Jul 2003 00:57:58 -0700 (PDT)

To: "Stanley Ward"

Subject: Re: very urgent

Dear Sir,

This is to advice you that the said Oku is not the appointed people to receive you for the finalization of the transaction. Please you should know that Mrs Cicilia Mark Aku is the one that initiated this transaction in the first place and have told me that the right people to contact in Madrid is Robert David of the International Credit Commission and the right telephone number to call is 0034 619685653 once you have arrived Madrid try to call this gentleman.

More so before handing over any cent to any one you must first of all call me on my telephone number to be very sure of whom you are dealing with there in Madrid the number to call is 234-80-33299850, this is very important as I truely want to maitain the maximum safety of your stay in Madrid as ealier promised, you know I have alway told you that my word is always my bond.

Please it is very important too that you call me before meeting any one or even taken any action, as your representing attorney appointed by Mrs Mark Aku my duty is to see to your safety and actualization of this transaction. This means you have to follow all my instruction so as to avoid any mistake.

Very imporatant, whom ever that comes to meet you must have a copy of your picture which you forwarded to me as it was given to Robert david for your identification this is very important so you know the right person to deal with.

Have a nice stay in madrid and do keep me posted of every development.

Yours attorney,

Frank Ubabia(ESQ)


Meanwhile, my fake "419"-er, Mark Oku, got this email from Mr. Ubabia - seems someone's afraid that another vulture will get this pigeon...


FRANK UBABIA (frank_2000ub@yahoo.com)

Date: Thu, 31 Jul 2003 02:19:59 -0700 (PDT)
To: Mark Oku
Subject: Re: HEY, LITTLE BOY - THANKS FOR THE GIFT

My dear brother,

I am realy happy that you contacted me in this regards, actually it was a mistake that very day as I was trying to catch up an appointment. Well I beleive that God realy want us to come together so please do not spoil the job I will want us to meet and do the job together because I am an old business man and never greedy in life.

May be we may know each other before so please call me so that we can sit down to discusse your percentage you know is not all that easy these days to get a job so since i have finished the job i will not want to play foolishly by beign greedy so please call me on 08033299850. Dont entertain any fear all I need is a good team work.

Yours brother.
Frank.


And in Madrid, something seems to have happened to Rev. Ward - where could he be? Mark Oku lets Frank Ubabia know he's upset:


MARK OKU

Date: Thu, 31 Jul 2003 20:25:45 +0000

From: "Mark Oku"

To: frank_2000ub@yahoo.com

Subject: WHAT DID YOU TELL STANLY WARD

MY MAN WAS AT THE AIRPORT IN MADRID, DID NOT SEEH IM. DID YUO TELL HIM TO STAY AWAY?

I WILL SPLIT 70-30 PERCENT - YOU GET 30.


Finally, Widow Aku and Mr. Ubabia get an explanation of sorts as to what happened to Stanley... I wrote something up, translated it to German on Babel Fish and translated it back. A few more creative grammatical mistakes, and I think it came out pretty good.


SERGEI VACKINOV

Date: Thu, 31 Jul 2003 14:23:28 -0700 (PDT)
From: Stanley Ward
To: Cecilia Aku , Frank Ubabia , barrister_oku@hotmail.com

Z'drastvut'ye

Ask apology use of account email Mr. Ward, but in haste and he not in the condition to use at the moment.

My Name Sergei Vackinov, I am former representative of KGB. Am now work for, how it said in America? "mafiya" of Russia. I need information over with this Stanly Ward, which you employed. Ward is very bad man, work as spy for capitalist aggressors during cold war. He turn in double agents, get brother of Sergei killed. Ward in my custody, at moment. Sergei must know, what he tell you and if he gives you name of immoral US government contacts.

My friends in Russian security work to pursuing your IP addresses in order to send team to Nigeria sends, in order to talk to you for special questioning. Cooperation mean no torture, no cooperation or attempt to flee receives you many pain. Many pain. Did Ward give you names of the contact in US government, department of CDIXX? Explain and it now go simply.
v Please to reply as soon as possible, in order to save needless suffering of you and this Ward.


I might have pushed it too far, but Mark Oku, my fake scammer, sent this to the lawyer:



MARK OKU

To: frank_2000ub@yahoo.com
Date: Thu, 31 Jul 2003 22:55:33 +0000

I AM NOT GOING TO STAY AROUND FOR THIS

TOO BAD YOU GAVE YOUR PHONENUMBER TO WARD


Got this email today - looks like Mr. Ubabia is a little bit concerned that he might be a target for some kind of reprisal. Here's hoping he's losing sleep....


FRANK UBABIA (frank_2000ub@yahoo.com)

Date: Sun, 3 Aug 2003 07:33:41 -0700 (PDT)
From: frank ubabia
To: Stanley Ward
Subject: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Stanley Ward ,
To Whom It May Concern.

Well i am very happy to read from you but want to tell you that Stanley Ward has never been in any illegal deal with me nor my client, the only truth is that Mrs Cecilia Aku is in a little difficulty after the death of her husband and now needed the assistance of an international (foreign) pertner who who help her in securing a certain amount of money deposited with a security company for safe keeping.

Actually I was suposed to have concluded this transaction with Stanly but I am very supprise that after my last communication with him through mail I did not hear fromhim again. Well from all indication I do not see Stanley as a bad man rather a true child of God who realy want to save many souls for God which has been the dream of any faithful and trustworthy man on this earth so if you are saying that his is bad I personaly is quoting you wrong. He is a brother, friend and a partner to trust on, please if you know his where about kindly let me know and make sure you do not harm him as God will hold you reponsible for that.

If you have never gone through the bible try to do so one of these days and I promise you will certainely be saved, if you have access to Stanley please I need to talk to him.

Yours faithfully,
frank ubabia(esq)


I thought I'd lost this mugu, but he seems to have bought this hook, line and sinker. Therefore, I sent him this response:


SERGEI VACKINOV

Date: Mon, 4 Aug 2003 07:31:38 -0700 (PDT)
From: Stanley Ward
To: frank ubabia
Subject: Re: TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Comrade:
Please to understand that while Sergei is sure you mean what you are say, I must be in verifying of this information. Thusly, please to provide address where associates may meet you to discuss matters, and extract such informations as is necessary. Pliers and razors probably not needed for this.
Ha! Is small joking I make. Funny, no?
Sergei shall continue to use the criminal Ward's email, as he not in condition to use, due to missing some finger.
Sergei is looking for reply yours very soon, as associates have, how you say, itchy trigger fingers.
Also, please to understand that Michael Oku is under discussion with Seregei's associates in Lagos, and is providing much information of value. You and Oku run what is, scam on criminal Ward? Sergei's associates interested in details, would like more. How "scam" work? How much moneys you get from people in year, and how hard it to prosecute across international borders?

Sergei await reply.


Comrade Vackinoff's associates seem to have done away with Michael Oku, and they REALLY want to talk to Mr. Ubabia about a profit-sharing scheme.


SERGEI VACKINOV

Date: Mon, 4 Aug 2003 09:39:22 -0700 (PDT)
From: Stanley Ward
Subject: AM NEEDING TO TALK YOU
To: frank ubabia

TOVARISCH

REGRET TO ANNOUNCE THAT COMRADE OKU HAS EXPIRED. SERGEI'S ASSOCIATES SAY HEART HIS STOPPED DURING DISCUSSION OF SCAM METHODS USING CAR BATTERY AND JUMPER CABLES.

PLEASE, IT IMPORTANT IS THAT YOU GIVE ADDRESS TO SERGEI IMMEDIATELY FORTHWITH, IN ORDER THAT SERGEI'S ASSOCIATES BE ALLOWED TO WITH YOU DISCUSS HOW TO INCLUDE SERGEI'S ORGANIZATION IN PROFITS.

I NOW MAKE JOKE NOT WHEN I SAY SERGEI'S ASSOCIATES MEAN BUSINESS, AND GET DETAILS THEY WILL WHEN THEY FIND YOU. PLEASE TO GIVE ADDRESS, AND SERGEI'S ASSOCIATES NOT BE ANGRY WHEN THEY SPEAK TO YOU, FOR NOT CHASING YOU DOWN. RUN GETS YOU MUCH, MANY PAINS. MANY, MANY PAINS.

CRIMINAL WARD, YOU BE HAPPY TO KNOW, IS ON WAY TO RUSSIA FOR TIME IN GULAG, AFTER HE ADMIT BEING CRIMINAL WRECKER OF GREAT 5 YEAR PLAN. PLEASE TO GIVE SERGEI ALL RELEVANT INFORMATIONS TO AVOID YOURSELF MUCH, MANY PAINS WITH ACID BATTERY.


I wonder how much longer I can string this out?


More to come?

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