GOOD DAY,PLEASE SIR PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY
DESIRE OF GOING INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.I
CAME ACROSS YOUR EMAIL CONTACT IN INTERNET DURING MY
EXTENSIVE SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE FOREIGN PARTENER WHO
COULD BE CAPABLE OF ASSISTING ME IN THE BELOW BUSINESS
IN A BRIEF,I AM MR MARTIN BELLO,A 24YEARS OLD BOY,THE
ONLY SON OF LATE CHIEF AND MRS DENNIS ALI BELLO.MY
FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BUSINESS MAN
BASED IN ABIDJAN,THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST
WEST AFRICAN STATE,BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY
HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES.
AFTER MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OF OCTOBER 1990, MY
FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BEFORE HE GAVE UP THE GHOST
ON 24TH APRIL 2002,IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL IN ABIDJAN,
BUT BEFORE HE DIED,HE CALLED ME ON HIS BED SIDE AND
TOLD ABOUT THE SUM OF US$10M (TEN MILLION UNITED
STATES DOLLARS) WHICH HE DEPOSITED IN A SECURITY
COMPANY HERE IN LOME-TOGO AS FAMILY VALUEABLE.
WHICH HE SAID THAT HE USED MY NAME AS THE NEXT OF KIN
IN DEPOSIT THE SAID SUM IN THE SECURITY COMPANY HERE
IN TOGO.HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF
THIS MONEY HE WAS BEEN POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS
ASSOCIATES,AND TOLD ME THAT ALL I HAVE TO DO FOR HIM
FOR HIS SPIRIT TO BE AT REST WHERE EVER HE IS,IS TO
MAKE SURE THAT I SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN ANY
COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHO COULD BE CAPABLE OF ASSISTING
ME IN SHIPPING THIS MONEY OUT OF THIS COUNTRY FOR
THEN I ARRANGED WITH A TRAVEL AGENT WHO HELPED ME TO
COME DOWN TO LOME-TOGO WHERE THIS MONEY IS
BEEN DEPOSITED.IAM RIGHT NOW IN LOME FOR THE CLAIMS.
FOR THIS REASON SIR,I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR
ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE ME SHIPPED THIS MONEY TO YOUR
COUNTRY IN YOUR NAME AND PROCEED TO YOUR COUNTRY TO
FURTHER MY EDUCATION,BUT,PLEASE BE NOTE THAT THIS
MONEY IS ALREADY PACKED IN A TRUNK BOX IN THE SECURITY
COMPANY WHERE IT IS BEING DISGUISED AS PHOTOGRAPHIC
FILM MEANT FOR EXPORT OVERSEAS.
SIR PLEASE FOR YOUR ASSISTANTE TO ME IN SHIPPING THIS
MONEY OUT OF THIS COUNTRY I AM WILLING TO OFFER 30% OF
THE TOTAL SUM TO YOU FOR ALL YOUR EFFORT/INPUT AND 15%
AS A COMPENSATION FOR EVERY EXPENCISE YOU WILL INCURE
IN THIS TRANSACTION BEFORE THE SUCCESSFUL SHIPPMENT OF
THE MONEY TO YOUR COUNTRY,PLEASE SIR IF YOU CAN HANDLE
THIS SUM AND SECURE IT FOR ME,PLEASE WRITE ME BACK AT
MY ALTERNATIVE EMAIL: firstname.lastname@example.org
THANK'S I AM ANTICIPATING TO HEARING FROM YOU SOONEST
AT MY ALTERNATIVE EMAIL: email@example.com
I am a very wealthy business man in the United States. I have little need of money at this stage of my life. Please tell me how it is that you happen to have my private e-mail account, which I do not give to anyone but the closest of friends and family.
THANK'S FOR YOUR KIND RESPONSE TO MY PROPOSAL,IS
PLEASURE HEARING FROM YOU AND ONCE AGAIN I THANK YOU
FOR BRING OUT TIME AND SHOWING CONCERN OVER THIS
SIR WITHOUT TAKING MUCH OF YOUR TIME I WILL LIKE TO
USED THIS OPPURTUNITY AND LET YOU KNOW THAT I CAME
ACROSS YOU EMAIL ACCOUNT IN INTERNET DURING MY
EXTENSIVE SEARCH,SIR I AM VERY SERIOUS WITH YOU AND
PLEASE IF YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSISTE ME IN THIS
BUSINESS TRANSACTION PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO THAT I WILL
UNFOLD THE FULL BUSINESS PLAN ON HOW WE HAVE TO PROCEED
FOR THE SHIPMENT TO BE APROVE.
THANK'S I AM WAITING TO HEARING FROM YOU SOONEST FOR
MORE CLEARIFICATION YOU CAN ALSO REACH ME ON PHONE Ní
Mr Martin Bello.
Well, I am sorry to hear about your father. Is there an address where I may send flowers to?
Also, I know it's a little late for this, but here is a link for the American Poison Control Center, if you are ever in a similar sitation again:
Wow, 25 million dollars is a lot of money. To have singled me out of 5.6 billion people to help you proves that you are one very sharp cookie, as it just so happens that I could use an easy million or two myself right about now for just such a thing. Shall I fly out next week, or just send some money right away to get things rolling? I want YOU - to help ME - help YOU.
President/CEO, Buzz Beer
I RECIEVED YOUR MAIL AND APPRICATE YOUR COUNSELLING AND
SYMPATY WITH THANK'S IS MY PLEASURE,MY GREATEST
HAPPINESS NOW IS THAT I HAVE FOUND OUT THAT YOU ARE
RELIABLE AND TRUSTHWORTHY.SIR PLEASE LET IT BE
THEREFORE KNOWN TO YOU THAT I HAVE GIVEN YOU MY FULL
SIR MY MAJOR REASON IN SEEKING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE IN
THIS TRANSACTION IS TO SEE IF YOU CAN HELP ME IN PAYING
THE DUMMORRAGES ACCUMULATED BY THIS BOX IN THE SECURITY
COMPANY WHICH I AM UNABLE TO PAY BECAUSE MY UNCLES HAS
DOMINATED ALL MY FATHERS WEALTH AND PROPERTY AFTER THE
DEATH OF MY FATHER AND EVEN TREATHING MY LIFE AND I
KNOW THAT AS LONG AS I REMAIN WITH THEM UNDER THE SAME
ROOF THAT THEY MIGHT EASILY STRANGULL ME,AS I BELIEVE
THEY ARE HAVING BAD PLANS FOR ME.SIR IS FOR THIS REASON
THAT I MADE UP MY MIND TO COME TO REPUBLIC OF TOGO
WHERE THIS MONEY WAS BEEN DEPOSITED TO SEEK FOR HELP IN
SHIPPING THIS MONEY OUT OF THIS COUNTRY FOR INVESTMENT
PURPOSE AND ALSO FURTHER MY EDUCATION OVER THERE IN
SIR, ACCORDING TO THE CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER ON MY
DISCCIOUS WITH HIM,HE ADVISE ME THAT BEFORE THEY WILL
UNDERGO SUCH AN ASSIGNMENT THAT I HAVE TO MADE THE
CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP OF THIS BOX CONTAING THE MONEY IN
YOUR NAME TO ENABLE YOU STAND AS THE RIGHFULL OWNER OF
THE CONSGINMENT FOR THE SHIPMENT TO BE APROVED AND BE
MADE TO YOUR GIVEN ADDRESS IN UNITED STATE OF
AMERICA.SIR PLEASE IF YOU REALLY SERIOUS IN ASSISTING
ME IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION PLEASE LET ME
KNOW,BECAUSE WE HAVE TO EMPLOY THE SERVICE OF A LAWYER
WHO WILL HELP US IN DOING THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP OF
THIS CONSGINMENT IN YOUR NAME TO ENABLE YOU TO STAND AS
THE RIGHTFULL OWNER OF THE CONSGINMENT TO CONTACT THE
SECURITY COMPANY FOR THE SHIPMENT,SIR PLEASE BE KNOWN
THAT I HAVE GIVEN YOU MY FULL TRUSTH PLEASE DO NOT
THANK'S I AM EARNESTLY WAITING TO HEARING FROM YOU
SOONEST,PLEASE REACH ME ON PHONE Ní +2289159705
Mr Martin Bello.
My Dear Delusional Mr Bello,
What I would like you to do now may sound a bit strange, but it is ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE if we are to establish MUTUAL TRUST. My request is this: that you take 2 pencils, and stick ONE in each ear, eraser end first, and have someone TAKE YOUR PICTURE. If you prefer, you may stick them in your NOSE; however, I believe HEREDITARY FACTORS would be such that they would simply FALL OUT.
I am making this request for 2 reasons:
1. That you are SERIOUS about wanting to do BUSINESS TOGETHER.
2. That the picture you send is ACTUALLY OF YOU.
As I stated previously, I am a VERY WEALTHY business man, and do not have time for ANYTHING other than the pursuit of the BIG BUCKS, and sometimes drinking as much beer as I can before passing out on the couch.
Again, DO NOT REPLY unless you are ABSOLUTELY AND COMPLETELY SERIOUS about your proposal, as demonstrated by attaching the picture of you that I have requested.
President, Buzz Beer
I HAVE GONE THROUGH YOUR MAIL AND TRUELY FIND IT VERY
STRANGE,BUT IN OTHER TO PROVE MY SERIOUSNESS TO YOU IN
DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU I HAVE AGREED TO SNAP THE
REQUESTED DEMOSTRATED PICTURE AND SEND IT TO YOU IN
NEXT 24HOURS AS SOON AS YOU GIVE MY YOUR PRIVATE MOBILE
PHONE AND FAX Ní,TO ENABLE ME HAVE AN ORAL DISCUSSION
WITH YOU CONCERNING THIS TRANSACTION.
THANK'S FOR YOUR CONCERN AND CO-OPREATION.
Mr Martin Bello.
Very well sir, you have proven to be HIGHLY INTELLIGENT, as you can well see that I am a man of UNORTHODOX but EFFECTIVE means.
Accordingly, to demonstrate that I TOO am to be trusted, here are ALL of my contact numbers for ease of communication:
...and my FAX number:
I can always be reached at one of these numbers, except when treavelling between locations. PLEASE PLEASE call me IMMEDIATELY that we may have oral.
Regards and BLESS YOU,
President, Buzz Beer
AS YOU CAN SEE,THE ATTACHEMENT BELOW IS MY PICTURE FOR
YOU CONFIDENC REFFRENC AS REQUESTED.
RIGHT NOW THE NEXT THING IS FOR YOU TO SEND THE BELOW
INFORMATION TO ENABLE ME FORWARD IT TO A REPUTABLE
ATTORNEY WHO WILL PRESENT IT TO THE SECURITY COMPANY
AND SWORN AN AFFIDAVITE FOR RELEVENT CHANGE OF
OWNERSHIP TO YOUR NAME AS BONIFADE OWNER OF THE
CONSIGNMENT,THEN WE WILL BE REST ASSURE TO RECEIVE THE
CONSIGNMENT CONTAINING THE MONEY AT YOUR GIVEN ADDRESS.
NOTE WITH THE PICTURE ATTACH YOU CAN OBSERVE THAT I
HAVE REDUCE FROM MY NORMAL SHARP DUE TO UNCONFORTABLE
SITUATION THAT I AM FACING HERE.I WILL WANT YOU TO DO
ALL YOUR BEST TO ENABLE US RETRIVE THIS CONSIGNMENT
FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY HERE TO YOUR DESTINATION
WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY,
BELOW ARE THE INFORMATION REQUIRED.
1.YOUR FULL NAME:
2.THE SPECIFIC ADDRESS YOU WILL LIKE TO BE IN RECIEPT
OF THE CONSIGNMENT:
3.YOUR INTER NATIONAL PASSPORT Ní:
PLEASE SIR,I KINDLY REQUEST YOUR SINCERLITY OVER THIS
TRANSACTION BECAUSE ONCE THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP IS
BEEN MADE IN YOUR NAME I HAVE NO OTHER RIGHT AGAIN TO
CHALLENGE THE OWNERSHIP.PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THIS IS MY
ONLY HOPE IN LIFE AS AN ORPHAN.
SIR I HOPE IN YOU AND TRUST YOU WILL NOT BETRAY ME I
HAVE GIVEN YOU ALL MY FULL TRUST.
SEND THE REQUIRED INFORMATION TO ENABLE ME FORWARD IT
TO THE ATTORNEY SO THAT WE CAN PROCEED IMMEDATELY
My DEAREST Mr. Martin Bello, Esquire:
THANK YOU, THANK, YOU, a thousand times, for PROVING YOUR HONESTY to me by ATTACHING YOUR PICTURE as I have asked. Please be assured that I have given your request EVERY CONSIDERATION befitting a MUGU of your INESTIMABLE STUPIDITY, and have decided that I would rather continue to look for someone that has MORE MONEY to move or will offer me a LARGER PERCENTAGE of the contents of THEIR security company deposit box.
I have also PRINTED and FRAMED your picture, where it now hangs in my office for ALL TO SEE, along with copies of all of the e-mail that we exchanged, that I hold dear as PROOF of our LASTING FRIENDSHIP. Lastly, this will VERY SOON be shared with millions of other Internet viewers, as at least 3 sites that I know of will be VERY EAGER to publish this.
I will cherish this communication always, please expect a visit from your local enforcement soon.
President, Buzz Beer