SCAMORAMA

Dr. Clinton Kamara

Received: from [41.210.1.217] (Ghana Telecom ADSL)
Date: Wed, 5 Dec 2007

Compliment of the season, greetings in the name of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. I am sending this proposal based on faith and trust so, i want you to keep it confidential.

I am Dr. Clinton Kamara, representing kamaplus consultancy services (GH) Ltd a consulting firm based in Accra Ghana. We have a client by name Ahmed Isa Godwin who is a refugee from the DR.Congo, and this client deposited $20m USD and 200kg Gold Dust (22karat) with a security house for safe keeping but, he did not disclose the content to the management of the security house for security reasons. My Client have been looking for a reliable and credible investor to help him clear this fund and gold from the security house, and invest it outside Africa.

So, i have been mandated to source for a credible and reliable investor who is ready to invest the fund of this innocent boy or accept this young man as a partner. If you are intrested, i will want you to contact me as soon as possible. Please i want you to state in your reply if you want to invest this fund or you will want to go into partnership with this young man. Waiting to hear from you soon

Regards Clinton Kamara (Phd)

Dr. Clinton Kamara

Received: from [41.210.13.240]
Date: Tue, 11 Dec 2007

Dear Dilbert H. Dowe,

Thank you very much for your responds, i am very confident that this is indeed the Lords doing, God is truly at work and it is marvelous in our sight because, my client is a God fearing christian, he has always prayed for God to give him a foreign investor that is God fearing, reliable and trustworthy to help him and his consignment out of Africa and, behold, God has just fulfilled his promises for my client by giving him somebody like you to assist him, this is really a big testimony and my client will be very happy to hear this.

To be sincere with you my dear brother, my client have have a huge sum of money and gold dust he inherited from his late parents in a security company here in Ghana and he is desperately in need of a foreign investor to help him clear this consignment from the security house, move this fund and gold out of Africa while he join the foreign investor later to continue his education. My client's name is Ahmed Isa Godwin, his fund and gold have no criminal connection, he is a refugee from DR.Congo and he inherited this fund and gold dust
from his late parents, to be precise, he got the money and the gold dust from his late father's strong room, his late father was a former Minister of Interior in the regime of the late President Kabila of DR.Congo so, i can assure you that my client is a responsible boy with decent family background but, unfortunately, he is the only surviving member of his family.

If it is true that you are intrested in assisting my client and his consignment from Africa then, we do not have any problem than to start this transaction immediately. What it will take is not much, you just have to clear this consignment from the security house that it has been deposited, we will get a good lawyer here that will prepare an agreement for you and our client and we can also help you get a diplomat that will deliver to you in your country without delay or transfer the fund to you in your nominated account if you prefer bank transfer..

The only conditions that we will give you are:
1. You have to invest my client's fund in any lucrative investment of your choice or make sure that the funds are safe for my client.
2. We want the gold sold and the money added to my client's propose investment.
3. very importantly, my client must join you in your country to continue his education
4. My client is a devoted christian so, you must allow him grow in his christian faith when he join you in your country because, he is not safe in Africa since the killers of his late parents are after his life.

I believe my points are clear and understood so, get back to me immediately on how best you want this transaction done without further delay. In your reply, i will want you to send me your personal data, your full name, contact address, telephone/fax numbers and a scanned copy of your international passport or driver's license to enable us have an idea of who you are and open a file for you in our office for reference purpose. You can call me on +233 242 331 390 for more details.

Waiting to hear from you soon.
Regards, Dr.Clinton Kamara

Dr. Clinton Kamara

Received: from [41.210.30.5]
Date: Thu, 13 Dec 2007

Dear Dilbert,
Thank you very much for your response and for reassuring me that you will give Ahmed a comfortable stay he deserves.

I told you that Ahmed is a God fearing christian, he do not have a girlfriend, yes he is an orphan and he lost his entire family in the war in his country so, there is no relative that will be a problem if he want to join you in your country. Ahmed has been in the refugee camp since he came to Ghana and his still live there till date. Ahmed is very ready to join you in your country anytime his fund and gold dust get to your country because he do not want to leave his consignment behind so, he will join you as soon as his consignment gets to your country.

So, in a nutshell, i want you to know that the ball is in your court, we are ready to move as fast as you want us to move, the very first step is to get Ahmed's consignment out of the security house, proceed on the delivery to you and he will join you to continue his education as soon as his consignment get to you.

In my last mail to you, i told you that we need to employ the services of a good lawyer here to prepare an agreement binding you and Ahmed in this transaction but, you did not say anything about it please, let me know your opinion on this. Can you come to Ghana to to see everything for yourself? It will be better for you to come to Ghana and retrieve this consignment from the security company yourself but, if you cannot make it then you will still need the lawyer to represent you here process the retrieval of the consignment from the security house because, you know i am a consultant and my duties are to link you and Ahmed and to monitor the transaction until you finally receive the Ahmed's consignment in your country so, it is the lawyer that will represent you in the security house if you can not come to Ghana yourself.

Presently, we are waiting for directives from you, if you want the consignment out today, it will be out, it all depends on you, you have to act very fast so that we can start this transaction and get to a fast and successful conclusion. You are also expected to send us a scanned copy of your international passport or driver's license to enable us have an idea of who you are and to open a file for you in our office for reference purpose, your full contact address, your telephone, mobile and fax numbers for more effective communication. As for Ahmed's picture, i will send you his picture and refugee registration card as soon as we receive your identity or passport. Ahmed is not a fatty, he is a smart black handsome boy, i know you will like him.

Waiting to hear from you soon.
Regards, Dr.Clinton Kamara

Dilbert H. Dowe

To Clinton Kamara,

Ahmed sounds like a dream come true! I have been thinking and thinking about him, since I came in and read your mail this afternoon! I'll admit, I've done a little fantasizing about him, too. I'd love to have a picture of him, so I can put a face on the dream.

You're sure there's no girlfriend in his life? What about men friends? Is there going to be any problem if he comes to me? I don't want to get any hate mail from some spurned paramour.

I have to tell you, I'm really excited about having a young black man for my very own! I want you to assure him that he will be well taken care of, except for the times when I will have my fun with him. I will give him time to heal any scrapes or bruises, between the "sessions", and all doctor bills will be paid by me, of course.

Also, let me say that I am a professional, that I know what I am doing, and will not intentionally inflict any lasting damage on him. He will be well-fed, clothed, and housed in gracious surroundings, but not allowed off the premeses without supervision, of course.

We can't have him running around the countryside, not being able to communicate in English, you know! (You can assure me that he speaks English?)

Waiting to hear from you, and please address me by my nickname, Dill.

D. Dowe

Dr. Clinton Kamara

Received: from [41.210.13.251]
Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2007

Dear Dill,
Thank you for your response, i am sorry for responding late to your last mail, i have been on a trip to a rural area where i have assess to the internet to check my mails.

I had a meeting with Ahmed and his lawyer today, i told them about your plans to assist Ahmed and his consignments out of Africa, i also told them about the intrest you have shown in this transaction and all your plans to give Ahmed the comfortable stay he deserves in your country. Ahmed is very happy to hear of the love you have for him and he has accepted to join you anytime you want him. I have attached to this message a scanned copy of Ahmed picture and his refugee registration card to enable you have an idea of how he looks and for you to know that this transaction is real so, we want you to send your picture, your contact address and your mobile telephone number in your reply.

I also want you to state in your reply how best you want this transaction done. Will you what to come to Ghana and retrieve Ahmed's consignment from the security company yourself or you want Ahmed's lawyer to represent you.

Waiting to hear from you soonest.
Regards, Dr.Clinton Kamara

[The Lad sends 2 pictures, obviously not the same person. This gets Dill all KINDS of ticked off...]

Dilbert H. Dowe

To Clinton Kamara,
What is wrong with these pictures? You must think I am some kind of fool to think that those two guys are the same person! The first picture IN NO WAY resembles the picture on the guy on the registration card! What makes you think I will believe you, that both of these pictures are your Ahmed?

And where is the surname (Godwin) of the young man on the card? What's going on here? Are you trying to play games with me? I have better things to do than to play games.

I wonder if this is some sort of a prank by my employees in the shipping department? If it is, I hope you have another job lined up, because if and when I find out who's behind this, I will fire you! You know how I like the young boys, but this is going too far!!

Come clean with me, and maybe you can keep your job, but if I have to waste time finding out who's doing this, there will be heads rolling down the halls, believe me.

Dilbert H. Dowe

Dr. Clinton Kamara

Received: from [41.210.31.207]
Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2007

Dear Dill,
Thank you very much for your response, you are getting it all wrong here, nobody is trying to fool you, there is no game here, the two pictures are the same. I am too busy to play a game on the internet, i do not know you or know if you have any employee, i am just a consultant searching for an investor that can save the life of a young man and creat a better life for him.

Like i told you, the two pictures are the same person, take a more careful look at it, the picture in the registration card was when he just arrived the refugee camp here in Ghana, he was still looking very unkept, full of stress and so worried and frustrated with the loss of his parents and family. The other picture is his most recent picture because i insisted that we must send you his recent picture to give you a better impression of how he looks so, i do not want you to have any fear or doubt about Ahmed and this transaction because everything is real, we are not fake and be rest assured that you are in a very safe hand. You did not request for his refugee registration card, you only requested for his picture so, why will i manipulate a registration card for you? I only sent you the registration card for you to see how unkept he looked when he first arrived Ghana.

As for his name, his name is Ahmed and his surname is Isa, he had a muslim family background, he was a muslim when he first arrived Ghana but, later converted to christian, he is now a baptised christian and Godwin was his baptism name, the name they call him in church so, be rest assured that nobody is playing games with you and you will never regret this partnership.

I believe i have made myself clear, there is no game here, we are in a serious business here, the young man is ready for you so, clear all doubts and lets work as a team and move forward in this transaction. If you still have any doubts i will prove to you that the pictures sent to you is Ahmed's picture, he is real. You can visit to see him real or let me know the time it will be possible for you to be online so that, you can have a chat with him directly.

Waiting to hear from you soonest.
Regards, Dr.Clinton Kamara

Dr. Clinton Kamara

Received: from [41.210.7.109]
Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2007

Dear Dill,
Thank you very much for your response, i have attached to this message again the scanned copy of Ahmed's picture and his refugee card. I want you to take a more careful look at them and you will discover the two are the same person, we are partners in progress, you are very safe with us so, eliminate any doubt or fear you have about this transaction.

I want you to also send me your pictur in your reply because Ahmed is also inssisting on seeing your fotograph. You are also expected to send to us in your reply our full contact address and your mobile telephone number and your plans to get Ahmed's consignment from the security company please, mention if you will want to visit Ghana and retrieve Ahmed's consignments from the security house yourself or you will want his lawyer to represent you. Be reminded that Ahmed's consignments must be retreived from the security house and transfer to you in your country before Ahmed can join you to continue his education.

Regards, Dr. Clinton Kamara

Dr. Clinton Kamara

Received: from [41.210.7.98]
Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2007

Dear Dill,
Greetings to you and your entire family hope you are all doing great? Thank you very much for your response and i have to tell you the truth i never and will never feel you are stupid, the two picture are the same person, your Ahmed, just trust me, you are very safe with me.
As i have mentioned to you before, the picture of the registration card is when Ahmed just arrived Ghana, he was really looking unkept and he also had a very acute case of malnutrition as at when he arrived hence the diference in the two picture. I also want you to know that the diference was not an interval of few weeks, we are talking of years here, Ahmed arrived Ghana as a refugee in 2005 and we are now at the end of 2007 so, you can see the difference and now accept the difference in the two pictures, you can also see the difference between the Ahmed suffering from malnutrition and the healthy Ahmed.
To answer your question, i will want you to accept the recent picture of Ahmed as yourAhmed, that is his recent picture, that is your Ahmed and he is very ancious to see you come to Ghana. So now that we have clarify the difference in Ahmed's picture and you have known your true Ahmed, i want you to let us know your plans on when you will be visiting Ghana to see Ahmed and help him withdraw his consignment from the security company. Please kindly send your current picture and your mobile number in your next mail because Ahmed is still insisting on seeing your picture and talking to you. Let me quote Ahmed's word "uncle Kamara i want to see and talk to this wonderful man that love me so much"
Waiting to hear from you soonest.
Regards
Dr.Clinton Kamara

Dilbert H. Dowe

To Clinton Kamara,

You write:

"i have to tell you the truth i never and will never feel you are stupid, the two picture are the same person"

It is obvious that you DO feel that I am stupid, you keep insisting that the two pictures are of the same kid, when any idiot can see that they do not resemble each other in ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM!!! You should quit trying to convince me that one is the other. Not true.

The heads are different shapes, the noses are different, the eyes are different, the lips are different, the foreheads are different, the ears are different, the face shapes are different. The only thing that is the same is they are both dark-color of skin. And I'll bet that if we were to put those two DIFFERENT guys side by side, they would not even have the same skin color! One is probably taller than the other, as well.

Even the most gullible person in the world would not believe that some 2 years of regular food could not possibly change that kids ENTIRE face! Quit lying to me. Tell me the truth, or you can say goodbye to me right now.

Dill Dowe

Dr. Clinton Kamara

Received: from [41.210.29.129]
Date: Sat, 22 Dec 2007

Dear Dill,
Thank you very much for your response, i want us to stop arguing and move forward in this transaction, i told you in my last mail that i want you to ignore how Ahmed looks in the registration card and concentrate on his recent picture to give you the true impression of how Ahmed look presently.

I have not lied to you but, if you still find it difficult to believe that the two pictures are not the same person then, i will want us to forget about this arguement and move forward in this transaction but have it in mind that when you come to Ghana, Ahmed will show you his refugee registration card and you will see for yourself that i am really telling you the truth. Please kindly let us know your current plans and when you will come to Ghana to see Ahmed and retrieve his consignment from the security house. Also remember to send your picture and your mobile number because Ahmed want to see how you look and talk to you.\

Waiting to hear from you soonest

Regards,
Dr.Clinton Kamara

Dilbert H. Dowe

Clinton Kamara:

I tell you, I am willing to help this kid get his money, and come to live with me and be my playmate, but you keep insisting that the two pictures are of the same kid, when any idiot can see that they do not resemble each other in ANY WAY!! You should quit trying to convince me that one is the other. It is simply NOT true.

The heads are different shapes, the face shapes are different, the foreheads are different, the eyes are different, the noses are different, the ears are different, the lips are different, the necks and chins are different! The only thing that is even remotely the same is they are both dark-color of skin. And if we were to put those two DIFFERENT guys side by side (and you COULD do that, because they are obviously two different people), they would not even have the same skin color! One is probably taller than the other, and heavier, as well!

I showed the two pictures to several people in my office, and NONE OF THEM thinks they are the same fellow. The most gullible person in the world would not believe that some food would change that kids ENTIRE FACE!!!

Quit lying to me. Tell the truth, or you can say goodbye to me right now. This is your last chance.

Dill Dowe

Dr. Clinton Kamara

Received: from [41.210.15.213]
Date: Wed, 26 Dec 2007

Dear Dill,
Merry Christmas, thank you very much for your response,i never meant to lie to you, if you regard my points to convince you as lies then, i will say i am sorry, let us stop arguements and move forward in this transaction. I want you to forget the registration card and concentrate on the picture as Ahmed, i can also send you another of his recent picture if you still have any doubt. Now that i have appologise, i believe all the agurements have been resolved, let us move forward in this transaction, let me know your plans to come to Ghana to see Ahmed and retrieve his consignments from the security company. Please also try to send your picture and your mobile number in your reply because, your boy is very ancious to see and talk to you.
Waiting to hear from you soonest.
Regards, Dr.Clinton Kamara

Dr. Clinton Kamara

[Needless to say, a mistake of my intentions for young Ahmed is made...]

Received: from [41.210.23.151]
Date: Thu, 27 Dec 2007

Dear Dill,
Thank you very much for your response, hope you are doing great? I have attached to this message another Ahmed's picture and the one i have sent to you before check and get back to me.
I called Ahmed on phone today and i told him your idea of shopping for him for the Christmas, he is very excited about it but, he said he will want to do his shopping here if he have the money. He said i should tell you that if you really want to go shopping for him, you should send him money to buy a good French Suit here so that, he can buy the suit here and wear it to recieve you when you arrive the airport here in Ghana. He is still requesting for your picture and mobile number, please send them in you next mail. I also want you to let me know your plans of coming to Ghana to see Ahmed and retrieve his consignments from the security house so that, we can start preparations for your arrival and also inform the security house on time that you are coming to retrieve Ahmed's consignments.
Waiting to hear from you soonest.
Regards, Dr.Clinton Kamara

Dilbert H. Dowe

[I didn't answer, so he sends the exact same letter the next day...]

To Clinton Kamara,

I hate to bring this up, but you have made a mistake! I didn't mean that I was going to buy young Ahmed clothes! What I meant was that I felt like I was selecting my preference, between the two boys in the pictures.

I was more interested in the lad with the round face, a very nice handsome and pleasant face for me to see all the time, and he will be next to me nearly all the time. I did not like the one on the ID card, he was homely, even ugly, not a happy lad like the one in the native shirt, and the 3rd picture you sent, obviously the same boy.

Perhaps I will buy Ahmed some clothes, after all! I don't know what prices are in Ghana. Will you give me some idea of the cost of things there?

Another thing. I will not tolerate smoking cigarettes, of course. Young Ahmed, does he drink liquor? I will not object if he does, because that will be a good way for us to become familiar with each other. I am very fond of Martinis, and I enjoy several of them every evening, and especially when I entertain my gentlemen friends.

I am sure they will like Ahmed, too. I've told some of them about our deal, and they are very anxious to meet him, too.

Dill Dowe

Dr. Clinton Kamara

Received: from [41.210.6.169]
Date: Sat, 29 Dec 2007

Dear Dill,
Thank you very much for your response, happy and prosperous new year to you and your entire family, i am happy you can now see some resemblance in the pictures i sent to you, it is well with us and you will definately see Ahmed anytime you come to Ghana because, he is also very anxious to see you.
Sorry for the mistake i made, i didn't understand what you meant hence, i interpreted your statement wrongly, i thought you mean shopping for Ahmed for Christmas, hope my apology is accepted. As for the prices of clothes here, they are very expensive here because, good clothes here are all imported, it is only some native clothes that are not too expensive here. For example, the French suit Ahmed requested for will cost about $5,800 to get a good one here so, the
choice is yours but, i know Ahmed will appreciate anything you send him for clothing. Now, that you are now convinced that Ahmed is real, i will want us to move forward in this transaction because since we are now entering a new year, it will be very important we start this transaction immediately so that, Ahmed's consignments will not incure more safe keeping charges for the new year 2008 because, the more we delay the more the safe keeping charges will be increasing so, please let us act fast to safe us spending more time and money in this transaction. I will want you to inform me of your current plans to come to Ghana to see Ahmed and retrieve his consignment from the security house, i also want you to send me your picture and your mobile number in your next mail because Ahmed is very anxious to see and talk to you.
Waiting to hear from you soonest.
Regards, Dr.Clinton Kamara

Dr. Clinton Kamara

[HAPPY NEW YEAR! Dr. Clinton sends a sermon (of sorts), but I wonder if he will be able to thwart Dill Dowe's lecherous fantasies...]

Received: from [41.210.22.98]
Date: Thu, 3 Jan 2008

Dear Dill
Greetings to you and your entire family, what a great joy and previlege to be alive to see the year 2008.The year 2007 was a great year, it was the year God brought us together with a dream which we all saw and regarded as a divine favour hence, we can say of the day we met as a blessed day and the year as our year of supernatural accomplishment. We will never fail because it has become impossible for us to fail, we are moving ito greater heights, we are the seed of Abraham, greatness is our inheritance, victory is our inheritance, we are the expresiion of the goodness of God, we are the Sons of God and i prophesy to you today that in this last days, things that you would have done for 20years will be done with the tip of the fingers in Jesus name, just believe, trust me and allow us move forward in this transaction and i assure you of big testimonies.

Be courageous, fear not, don't be afraid, don't allow your past experience with criminals or fraudsters on the internet affect this transaction because you are very safe with me, for the Lord will always be with us in this transaction. We will function in this transaction like Joseph in the bible who his father bought the coat with many colours, we are wearing the coat of many colours in this transaction, we are highly favoured even when enemies decides to envy or jealous us as Joseph brothers did, we will fly high with the eagle's wings, Jesus came to this world so that, we can have life in full so, what so ever we find our hand doing is blessed so, this transaction is blessed. You are welcome to 2008, our year of fulfilment. When you have accomplish something, it means you have done it but, fulfilment means the comming to pass, the realization, our time of fulfilment in this transaction is now, the season has come, the appointed time has come for fulfilment, for the prophesies concerning our transaction to come to pass, the said time has come, this is our time, our season of success, dream big, think success because this transaction have been ordained for success, just trust me, work with me, play your role, learn to keep to your promises to enable us achieve our dreams, we are the definition of success.

This 2008, men have been directed to favour us in this transaction, they do not know how to do it, they do not know what they are doing, they have been directed by God, just relax. God loves us, he is in charge of this transaction, Christ dwells in the inside of us, the life we live in the flesh is a life of power, divine life, victorious life, properous life because Christ is in control of this transaction, we live by the faith of the son of God who loved us and gave himself for us, He has equip us and our transaction with everything we need, his strenght has become our strenght, we have his sufficiency, his ability is in us, no matter what will be an obstacle for us in this transaction, God has said he will never forsake us, we can become whatever we choose to become because the greater one lives in us, boldness has come, confidence has come, we are overcomers, the victory has come, we are enjoying the victory now. In this 2008, believe you have over come the world, everyone who laugh at you will come and apologise, be your best this year, say to yourself the world is mine, you have come to the time of your destiny, destiny is working for you now, this is your time of jubilation in Jesus name Amen.

Please kindly, reply this mail and let me know your current plans for Ahmed and this transaction because you are the only cause of our delay in this transaction.
Waitinf to hear from you soon.
Regards, Dr.Clinton Kamara

Dilbert H. Dowe

[First, reply to the French suit request...]

To Clinton Kamara,

I must apologize for not writing sooner, I was invited to a "spur of the moment" weekend/New Year's Eve/5-day small vacation with some dear friends, aboard a HUGE yacht in the Caribbean! We spent several days cruising and relaxing in the sun, I tell you, it was just a wonderful and gay time! The weather was fine, sunny and warm, and my friends were so much fun! They introduced me to a new dance/game called, "Back Door Boogie!" that I can't wait to show my sweet Ahmed. I hope he will be keen to play it with me.

Anyway, I returned to my home late, late last night, and I was so tired, I didn't even read my messages. When I woke this morning, I turned on the mail program, and I find 2 mails from you. This is disturbing:

"...the French suit Ahmed requested for will cost about $5,800..."

Does Ahmed have to actually travel to France to obtain this clothing? I pay only half that much, for a fine-tailored, handsome suit, custom-made by my tailor, Mr. Richard, of R. Burton, Fine Tailors, and he is the best!

It appears to me that your Ahmed thinks that I have tremendous wealth, that I can afford to just send him several thousand dollars for a lousy French suit! Indeed, I can afford to do so, but I haven't even got a tiny mail from Ahmed. Can't the boy write? Can he read? If I'm going to spend money for clothing for the kid, at least he can thank me in a letter!

Get Ahmed to write me a little thankyou note, and be quick about it. I think he is a bit of a spoiled child, not grateful or appreciative at all.

I must go now, Lance is here for my morning massage.

Dill H. Dowe

Dr. Clinton Kamara

Received: from [41.210.22.98]
Date: Thu, 3 Jan 2008

Dear Dill,
Thank you very much for your response and welcome back from your 5 day small vacation. Before i continue, i will like to apologise for the price i gave you for Ahmed's french suit, it was a mistake on my part, it was a typographical error on my part please, i am really sorry, the actual price for a good french suit here is about $580 not $5,800 so, please bear with me.
I also want to appreciate you for been straight forward in your last mail, i really appreciate your courage of telling me about your gay life, it is no longerstrange in the world as gay partners now legally get married, it's you life styleand you have every right to choose your own way of life so, that will not be a problem. You know i am a consultant and my responsibility is to link you to myclient Ahmed so, your decision on your chosen life stlye when Ahmed join you in your country is really non of my business. I told Ahmed about your gay life and his response was:"i am not worried about his gay life, if he can sincerely help me and my consignment out of Africa, i will have no choice than to show him true love, live happily with him and his family and also live any life style he haS chosen for me because he is now my father and all i have so, Mr.Kamara, there is no problem about that". So, you can see that your young Ahmed has made up his mind to live with you for the remaining part of his life, he can speak and write good English, he said i should give you his email address so that you can write him directly, Ahmed also want you to send him a copy of your picture when you write him, his email address is
lordahmed_1977@yahoo.com so, please feel free and send him mail. Now that you and Ahmed are gradually knowing yourselves better, and we are also moving forward in this transaction, it is now time for us to start the process of retrieving Ahmed's consignments from the security house wqhich is our very first assignment in this transaction because Ahmed can only move to join you when his consignments have arrived your country so, please let me know your plans towards the retrieval of Ahmed's consignments from the security house, when you will likely visit Ghana to see Ahmed and retrieve his consignments from the security company. Please, let us know your plans so that we can start preparations for your security and comfort all through your stay in Ghana.Waiting to hear from you soonest.
Regards, Dr.Clinton Kamara

Ahmed Isa

[Ahmed writes on Monday, from "Dr. Kamara's" computer, of course...]

Received: from [41.210.3.250]
Date: Mon, 7 Jan 2008

Dear Dill,
It's a great pleasure to write the man i have always wanted to see and hear from, how are you, hope you are fine? Dr.Kamara told me you will write me and i have been expecting your mail for couple of days now but, i have decided to make the first move by writing you this mail because i am really desperate to hear from you.

There is a comment Dr.Kamara said you made in your last mail to him, he said "you said i am not appreciative". This is not true, i am naturally humble and apreciative, i respect people so, please do not have a wrong impression about me at this early stage of our relationship. He also told me you are a gay, i see nothing wrong in been a gay, it's a way of life and every human have the right to live a life that is comfortable for him because that is what will give him happiness. As for me, i have never been close to any gay before so, you have a lot of work to do by teaching me the gay way of life and how you will want me to do it to make you happy.

My dearest Dill, i have decided to dance to any tone of your music, i have decided to live any life style you want me to live since i will spend the remaining part of my life with you or around you. I am a young man but, i have a very strong respect for my words, i keep to my words hence, i always say and give promises i can keep. I am giving you my words today that, i you can truly help me and my fund out of Africa, i will give you all the love you want, i will do everything to make you happy and i will make sure you will never regret knowing me or helping me. So, please send me a copy of your picture in your reply and also try to send me your mobile number because i really want to see you and talk to you.

Waiting to hear from you soon.
Yours ever, Ahmed G.Isa

Dilbert H. Dowe

To Ahmed Isa,

I must apologize for the lateness of this reply, but I felt compelled to discuss my situation and my feelings about you, with some of my friends, and get their reaction and opinions on the matter.

My dear boy, I am intrigued by your mail. While I appreciate your zeal and your desire to come to this country for a better life, I must tell you that your perceptions of my "way of life" are not really accurate. "He also told me you are a gay, i see nothing wrong in been a gay"

You think of me and friends as gay, and we are not. While we have no objections to sexual antics with young men (the younger the better, we say!) are very keen on a past-time known as S&M. It is not an easy thing for most people to accept, as it involves great amounts of pain along with the pleasure. If you are unsure what this is, look it up on the Internet. Have Mr. Clinton Kamara show you how to do this, if you do not know.

"As for me, i have never been close to any gay before so,"

Young man, I would avoid them always, if I were you!

"you have a lot of work to do by teaching me the gay way of life and how you will want me to do it to make you happy."

I can't "teach you the gay way of life", as it is something born into you. Either you are, or you are not gay. No-one can teach you how to be gay.

i have decided to dance to any tone of your music, i have decided to live any life style you want me to live

I can, however, teach you to submit to S&M.

"since i will spend the remaining part of my life with you"

What is this? You are not sick, are you? Do you have the AIDS? If you do, you will want to stay away from me, or I will be forced to kill you before the AIDS does!

"My dearest Dill, i will give you all the love you want, i will do everything to make you happy and i will make sure you will never regret knowing me"

My darling Ahmed, I do not regret anything I do, and I do not regret knowing you!

Love, Dill Dowe

P.S. What size harness would you wear?

Ahmed Isa

Received: from [41.210.0.46]
Date: Tue, 22 Jan 2008

Dear Dill,
It really great hearing from you again, i thought you have forgotten me. I just had a call from Dr.Kamara and i decided to write you a mail and coincidentally, i just saw the mail you sent me. Everybody has his own ways of viewing and seeing things. My perception and opinions might not be accurate but, it is left for you to put me right.

I don't have Aids and don't intend to have it because i have not had any chance of contracting the virus so, needless to worry about who kills who. Thanks for assuring me of your love and your promise to do anything that will make me happy. I have seen one similarity between the two of us, i don't like regreting anything and this makes us a match.

I have checked out on your past-time, the S&M (Sadism and masochism), i have checked the internet on it and ci have discovered that, S/M stands for Sadism and Masochism. Some prefer the term BDSM or Bondage and Discipline, Dominance and Submission. Women who enjoy BDSM find that combining pleasure and pain turns them on.

S/M is not abuse. It is consensual activity between willing partners. BDSM is a way for some women to gain power by pushing their limits. Some examples of S/M are spanking, bondage, whipping, acting out scenes and attending sex parties.

I am very ready to share this fun with you and your friends and want to sincerely appeal to you to teach me to submit to S&M that is if i am not good enough. O my God, i can't wait to join you and your friends please, try to conclude all arrangements with Dr.Kamara on the retrieval of my consignments from the security house and the transfer of my consignments to you in your country so that, i can join you up immediately my consignments get to your country.

Waiting to hear from you soonest.
Your Dearest

Ahmed Isa

Dilbert H. Dowe

[Gotta stall. Send these Monday the 29th...]

To Clinton Kamara,

Thanks for your patience, but I'm afraid that I'll have to beg your indulgence for a few days. I haven't been feeling very good for the past week or so, and I got in to see my Doctor and something has happened that could be serious.

I've been informed by Dr. Dolittle that I need surgery immediately! I'm not sure what he suspects, but I must report to the hospital this morning, to prepare for the operation! I don't want you to be too worried about this, but any surgery is important, and there could be complications. I don't foresee any, but you never know.

I will have to suspend our dealings for a few days, at least until I am well enough to return home. If you will be so kind, please excuse me from our business for at least 3 days. I will write you when I am able. I'm sending a copy of this mail to our darling boy Ahmed.

Regards, Dill Dowe

Dilbert H. Dowe

[And to darling Ahmed...]

To my darling boy Ahmed.,

I really enjoyed your letter!! Thanks for your love and your patience, but I'm afraid that I have some bad news. I haven't been feeling very good for the past week or so, and I got in to see my Doctor, and something has happened that could be serious.

Dr. Dolittle told me that I need surgery immediately! I'm not sure what he suspects, but I must report to the hospital this morning, to prepare for the operation! I don't want you to be worried about this, but any surgery is possibly dangerous, and there could be complications. I don't foresee any, but you never know.

I will have to suspend our communications for a few days, at least until I am well enough to return home. Then, I have to rest for at least 3 days. I will write you when I am able. I'm sending a copy of this mail to Dr. Kamara.

Regards, Dill Dowe

Dilbert H. Dowe

Dear Darling boy Ahmed,

How thrilled I am to read your mail, waiting for me when I returned home from my horrifying stay at the hospital!

If you have a few moments, let me tell you what happened. When I wrote to you late last month, I knew that Dr. Doolittle had planned to "resect the Sensayuma Majoris", and he led me to believe that the surgery would be a serious one, and perhaps dangerous, too, but he said that I am in very good health, so there should not be complications.

Well, right off the bat, there were complications! Apparently, my heart stopped twice while under anesthesia, and I had to be resuscitated. Then I had to spend 2 weeks in Intensive Care, (my brother Wally, says it's "Expensive Care!") and a week and a half in a private room, and had to take therapy 3 times a day!

I just got out of the hospital this morning. I am recuperating at my home, taking the sun and becoming healthy again. You said you want a picture of me, so my brother Wally took one of me, in the backyard by the pool. I hope you like it.

Let me know how you are, dearest Ahmed, I want you to know that the thought of you waiting for me, gave me the will to live, and the strength I needed to get better. I'm not perfect yet, but I am very much better than I was!

Love to you, Dill

Ahmed Isa

[Then bright 'n' early Saturday...]

Received: from [41.210.12.54]
Date: Sat, 23 Feb 2008

Dearest Dill,
What a great joy to hear from you again, i really miss you, i havebeen scared not hearing from you but, i thank God you are back on yourfeet again even though there were complications you still made it.
I am happy to hear you say you remembered i was waiting for you, ialso want you to know that my constant thought of you always give mehope of a better life ahead and that confidence that somebody still love a refugee like me. Thank God you are getting better than you were and be rest assured that you will be perfectly well again.
Thank you my love for sending me your picture that i have for long waited for, i like your hairy body but i will want you to send me another picture that will be clearer than this, i want to see your face clearly.
I also want you to send me your telephone number, i want to talk top you, you need to hear my voice because i know my voice will make you get stronger fast.
Waiting to hear from you soonest.
Regards
Ahmed Isa

Dilbert H. Dowe

My dearest, darling boy Ahmed,

What a wonderful thing to read your loving and heartfelt words!! Now I know you truly and really love me, and I share your anxious anticipation of our life together. What fun we will have!

I have enlarged my photo for you, attached to this mail, so that you can see my love for you in my eyes, and I have shown your picture to all my friends, and they can't wait to meet you, they all say what a handsome lad you are, and one man said he wished you were his boy, that he would cover you with kisses, and hug you a thousand times a day!

I had to remind him that you will be my own personal love, and that he will be well advised to keep his bony fingers off you! Little does he know that I am a champion Judo wrestler, and even tried out for Sumo when I was in Japan, and I could crush him like a peanut if I want to!

My dearest Ahmed, I'm sorry I have to stop now, I must rest for a while. This typing and thinking of you, and planning what I will do with you, has made me more than a little excited, and the Dr. Doolittle says I must take it easy for a few more weeks.

I love you, Ahmed, and I am hoping for a wonderful, and exciting time for us, when you finally come into my arms.

Love, Dill

Ahmed Isa

Received: from [41.210.21.166]
Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2008

Dearest Dill,

It gives me great joy hearing from you again, you did not send me your phone number, i told you to send it, why did you not send it? My Darling please send it in your reply, i really need to talk to you, i need to hear you voice my love. Thank you for the enlargement of your picture, i can now really see how you look and i must confess that i love you look most especially your hair on your chest, i am sure i will enjoy playing with the hair on your chest, i can't wait to be in your arms. Before i for get, how are you today, how is your health now hope you are getting better? I hope people are not disturbing you too much, you know you need some rest please, tell anybody that come around that i said you need rest so, they should allow you rest.

Dearst Dill, i called Dr.Kamara on saturday after sending you my last mail, i told him the surgery was successful and you are now back on your feet, he was very happy to hear the news and he said he is going to thank God on your behalf in church on sunday. I also told him that now that you are back from the hospital, i will want to join you up immediately so, he should put everything in place so that, i can join you up before the end of next month because i need to join you up for a better life. Dr.Kamara said you are the only reason for the delay and that they can even complete the whole transaction within a week if you are ready. My Dearest, please contact him so that you can know what it will take to conclude this transaction, you know i can not join you without my funds, you have to retrieve my consignments from the security house, move the consignments out of Africa to your country before i can confidently move to join you so, please act fast so that i can join you and remain with you forever. Do not forget to send me your phone number this time and please let me know your plans for the retrieval of my consignments from the security company.

Waiting to hear from you soonest.
Regards

Your Love
Ahmed Isa

Dr. Clinton Kamara

[And I hear from Kamara, who sends the costs to ship the consignment, and 'spendy' ones they are, too...]

Received: from [41.210.21.166]
Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2008

Dear Dill,
How are you today, hope you are doing great? I was really very happy when i recieved a call from Ahmed on saturday that your surgrical operation was successsful and you are now bak from the hospital, i thank God for his divine protection. I actually have been worried over the long silence from your end but, i was so confident that you will make it. All the same now that you are back, i expect that you will be showing intrest on moving forward in this transaction.

What i really want from you is for you to invest my client's fund that is, his inheritance in a lucrative investment in your country. So, what you will do now that you are back is to legalize this transaction and work out modalities on how to get the investment fund retrieved from the security company and transfer to your nominated account and this will be after your registration with our agency. The mode of registration is you will send your copy of international passport, your contact address and telephone number and to register with $900. Once this registration terms is meant, we will get a lawyer to prepare the investment agreement between you and Ahmed, link you with the scurity company where Ahmed's fund is deposited for conclusion of this transaction.

Dear Mr.Dill, this is very important so, please act fast. It is our management policy for you to be registered to our agency before linking you to Ahmed (our client) but, i have violated it because i noticed you were really desperate to meet Ahmed hence i gave your contact to him to contact you. I believe you understand my point, you know every good turn deserve another so, please, i want you to send the registration fees and all the needed informations for the registration so that, i will not regret linking you to Ahmed without due registration.

So, i believe i have made myself clear, and i will advise you act very fast to get to a final and successfull conclusion of this transaction, just send all the needed informations and the registration fees so that we can move forward in this transaction. I have attached to this mail our company's registration charges/categories list for your viewing.

Waiting to hear from you soon.
Regards, Dr.Clinton Kamara

ADDRESS: PLOT 138B SPINTEX IND. AREA
TE: 02181240, 0242331390
EMAIL: kamcont@yahoo.com

REGISTRATION CATEGORIES/CHARGES

CATEGOREY A
Long term registration for international business relationship for importers �1,500,000-$1,500.
Long term registration for mineral marketers for exporters -�10,000,000 -$1,600.
Long term registration for partnership in the area of building materials and agricultural import/export -�9,000,000 �$ 900
long term registration for general consultation import and export �10,000,000- $1,000
long term registration for government parastatals (general ministry � �9,000,000-$900)

CATEGORY B
Short term registration for international business relationship for importers �10,000,000 � $1,000
Short term registration for mineral marketers for exporters -�11,000,000 -$1,100.
Short term registration for partnership in the area of building materials and agricultural import/export - �9,000,000 � $900
Short term registration for general consultation import and export �10,000,000- $1,000
Short term registration for government parastatals (general ministry Т 9,000,000-$900)
Short term on machine and aviation �9,000,000-$900.

CATEGORY C
Short term registration for business partners locally and international �9,000,000 �$ 900
Short term registration on general matters locally and international �9,000,000 �$ 900
Short term registration on manufactural representatives- �9,000,000- $900
Short term registration on general matters � 9,000,000-$900

Chief Johnson Kamara (CEO) Dr. Clinton Kamara
(Director Admin /Conts) Dr. Steve Otumarha (Dir. Finance)

Dr. Clinton Kamara

Received: from [41.210.12.97]
Date: Tue, 26 Feb 2008

Dear Dill,
Thank you very much for your response, you did not understand my message and you do not have to be angry, you only have to allow me explain further to you for proper understanding before you get angry.

I am not selling Ahmed, you only have to register with our firm so that we can move forward in this transaction. I am not requesting you to send me thousand of Dollars, the � symbol is the symbol of Ghana cedi, it represents Ghana cedi, the cedi is Ghana money, i have knowledge of USA money hence, we indicated in our registration charges/categories list, our charges are in cedi and the dollar equivalent.

So, you do not have to be angry because we are partners in progress, i believe i have made myself clear. What you are expected to pay as registration charges is $900, including the informations we need from you which are, your international passport, your contact address and your telephone number. On hearing from you, i will give you the name of our company Accountant so that, you can send the money with his name and as soon as you send the $900 registration fees and the needed information, we will proceed on getting you a credible and reliable lawyer here in Ghana who will prepare the investment agreement for you and Ahmed. After the agreement, we can now proceed to the retrieval of Ahmed's consignments from the security company and the transfer of the investment fund to you in your country and as soon as the fund arrive your country, Ahmed can now join you to continue his education and live with you forever.

Waiting to hear from you soon.
Regards, Dr.Clinton Kamara

Dilbert H. Dowe

To Clinton Kamara,

I hope you are good and ashamed of yourself, for making me so upset at your Ghana money, making me think that you want me to send you pennies!

Ghana money, what a worthless medium of exchange. 1,000 to the dollar! It must cost more to print it, than it is worth! Who on earth would use such tiny money?

I have no way of knowing what Ghana money is, or how much it is "worth", why would you waste time, including it in the fees? Kamara, for the love of Mike, why would you make such a mistake? I was so angry, I nearly gave myself a heart attack!!

I was ready to tell you to go jump in the lake, and I'd never answer any of your mail again!

Don't make such terrible mistakes again. Ever. It is not necessary, and it is stupid to refer to something without explaining it. Many deals are lost because of this lack of thought. You almost lost this one.

Dill

Ahmed Isa

Received: from [41.210.20.18]
Date: Wed, 27 Feb 2008

Dearest Dill,

Sorry i have to reply your mail late, i didn't have money to buy time in the internet cafe hence, i did not reply you yesterday, i just saw your mail now. So, how are you doing now, hope you are not over labouring yourself?

You make me laugh, but it is true, i like the hair in your chest so keep them for me okay. Don't think too much my love, i will soon be with you and you will have me forever then, you can now hold my arms kiss me and do with me what ever you wish. Please, let me know your plans to get my consignment from the security company and move it to your country for the investment. How soon am i joining you? I can't wait to join you my love please act fast so that i can join you without delay, i am all yours, you are my life, my new life.
I love you

Ahmed Isa

Dr. Clinton Kamara

[Then from Kamara...]

Received: from [41.210.29.152]
Date: Mon, 3 Mar 2008

Dear Mr.Dill,

How are you today, it is really suprising not seeing your mail today, it's a new week and i was expecting you to respond to the mail i sent you last week.

I am reminding you to respond to the last mail i sent you last week, you have to send the needed informations for your registration with our company immediately, you are also expected to pay the registration fees with the name of our company Accountant, his name is Mr.Okeoghene Aganbi. Please kindly send the registraion fees through western union, do that immediately so that we can move forward in this transaction.

Waiting to hear from you.

Regards, Dr.Clinton Kamara

[I've also been writing (as Dill) to another scammer (who uses this same computer terminal, by the way), pretending to be an underwear manufacturer with a million T-shirts to sell. Time to say bye-bye to this jolly double-duet cadre of entrepreneurs. I'm tired of this charade. On to new scam-baits. I send this out to "both" (all) (?) of them...

It's time to call this deal off.]

Dilbert H. Dowe

"Clinton Kamara", did you really think I was going to send you money? How stupid are you?

"Ahmed Isa", did you really think I am a man who is interested in S&M, and fell in love with you? How stupid are you?

I know you're the same guy. And I know how stupid and greedy you are.

I have a suggestion for you! Why don't you stand up in your filthy Internet café and shout, "Who else is writing to Dill Dowe??" Then introduce yourselves, and go have a beer.

I'm surprised you scammers don't discuss your victims, and realize that you're both trying to con the same person---who, by the way, is not a man! I am a woman who has been tricking you for the past few months, and having a wonderful time doing it, too!

My name is not Dill Dowe, but your name is Stupid Mugu! I laugh at you.

Don't waste your time replying, I'm closing the mail account. Then I'm going to sit down and have another laugh at you.

LIGHTS, KAMARA, ACTION

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LIGHTS, KAMARA, ACTION

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