LOUISE R US - No1

The Kindly Contributor of Fear The Lutefisk returns, taking on a Lad from three different email identities of her own. Thus answering the age-old question: can you gang up on someone if you're by yourself?

"Louise" says:
Recommended viewing for this adventure is the Coen Brothers' movie "O Brother Where Art Thou" starring George Clooney as Ulysses Everett McGill. Recommended reading is the classical Greek "Odyssey" An online version of the Odyssey can be found here - http://www.mythweb.com/odyssey/. If I do say so myself, the pictures that Ulysses sends to Butle are worth seeing - especially for an American audience.
Note that the Lad is probably using open mail relays to send his email, either that or there are three separate Lads - one in Fairfax, VA, one in Ireland, and one in Nigeria...


[ Original scammy letter ]

Subject: URGENT AND COMFIDENTIAL

No 13 VS2Cethswayo Estate Generation-South
Africa.....................  

{URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL}  
(RE: TRANSFER OF ($ 152,000.000.00 USD}  
{ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY TWO MILLION DOLLARS)

Dear sir,

We want to transfer to overseas ($ 152,000.000.00USD)
One hundred and Fifty two million United States
Dollars) from a Bank in Africa, I want to ask you to
quietly look for a reliable and honest person who will
be capable and fit to provide either anexisting bank
account or to set up a new Bank a/c immediately to
receive this money, even an empty a/c can serve to
receive this money, as long as you will remain honest
to me till the end for this important business
trusting in you and believing in God that you will
never let me down either now or in future. I
am.Mr.Butle Young, the Auditor General of a bank in
Africa, during the course of our auditing I discovered
a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in
1990 and since 1993 nobody has operatedon this account
again, after going through some oldfiles in the
records I discovered that the owner of the account
died without a [heir] hence the money is floating and
if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be
forfeited for nothing. the owner of this account is
Mr. Duncan Harkinson, a foreigner, and a sailor, and
he died, since 1993. and no other person knows about
this account or any thing concerning it, the account
has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved
to me as well that Duncan Harkinson until his death
was the managerDuncan Coy.(pty). SA.   We will start
the first transfer with fifty two million
[$52,000.000] upon successful transaction without any
disappoint from your side, we shall re-apply for the
payment of the remaining restamountto your account,
The amount involved is (USD 152M) One hundred and
Fifty two million United States Dollars, only I want
to first transfer $52,000.000 [fifty two million
United States Dollar from this money into a safe
foreigners account abroad before the rest, but Idon't
know any foreigner, I am only contacting you as a
foreigner because this money can not be approved to a
local person here, without valid international foreign
passport, but can only be approved to any foreigner
with valid international passport ordrivers license
and foreign a/c because the money is in us dollars and
the former owner of the a/c Mr. Duncan Harkinson is a
foreigner too, [and the money can only be approved
into a foreign a/c. However, we will sign a binding
agreement, to bindus together I got your contact
address from the Girl who operates computer, I am
revealing this to you with believe in God that you
will never let me downin this business, you are the
first and the only person that I am contacting for
this business, so please reply urgently so that I will
inform you the nextstep to take urgently. Send also
your private telephoneand fax number including the
full details of the account to be used for the
deposit.I want us to meet face to face to build
confidence andto sign a binding agreement that will
bind us together before transferring the money to
anyaccount of your choice where the fund will be safe.
Before we fly to your country for withdrawal, sharing
andinvestments. I need your full co-operation to make
this work fine. because the management is ready to
approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct
information of this account, which I will give to you,
upon your positive response and once I am convinced
that you are capable and will meet up with instruction
of a key bank official who is deeply involved with me
inthis business. I need your strong assurance that you
will never,never let me down. With my influence and
the position of the bank official we can transfer this
money to anyforeigner's reliable account which you can
provide with assurance that this money will be intact
pending our physical arrival in your country for
sharing. The bankofficial will destroy all documents
of transaction immediately we receive this money
leaving no trace to any place and to build confidence
you can come immediately to discuss with me face to
face after which I will make this remittance in your
presence and three of us will fly to your country at
least two days ahead of the money going into the
account. I will apply for annual leave to get visa
immediately I hear from you that you are ready to act
and receive this fund in your account. I will use my
position and influence to obtain all legal approvals
for onward transfer of this money to your account with
appropriate clearance from the relevant ministries and
foreign exchange departments. At the conclusion of
this business, you will be given 35% of the total
amount, 60% will be for me, while 5% will be for
expenses both parties might have incurred during the
process of transferring. I look forward to your
earliest reply through my home e-mail:
butleyoung@africamail.com.

Yours,
Butle young

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Date: Sun, 8 Sep 2002 15:12:27 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: URGENT AND COMFIDENTIAL
To: butleyoung@africamail.com
CC: "ebube ka" [ebubeka1@yahoo.com]

Dear Miss Butle,

My name is Ulysses E. McGill and I am received your
email through our general Inbox. Your proposition
sounds very interesting and I would be interested in
pursuing this opportunity. I believe I would be able
to assist you in transferring this money, however I
would need to negotiate the percentage that I would
receive.

I a little background on myself. My wife, Penelope,
and myself live in a little town called Troy but we
are thinking of moving soon. We are well known and
well respected. I am on an odyssey of my own - looking
for new business ventures. I like traveling and
exploring, usually in my sail boat. I like meeting new
people and working on new ideas.

Please let me know about the furtherance of your
proposition and we can do business.

Your in the Journey,
Ulysses E. McGill


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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Mon, 09 Sep 2002 08:13:27 -0500
Subject: URGENT
X-Originating-Ip: 217.146.9.192
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Content-Length: 4783

Ulysses McGill,

I received your mail, considering your positive
responses and in my 
anticipation of a strong and solid cooperation from
your side in this 
business, in fact I am very much interested to know
whether you will be 
capable to do this business with me in full confidence
trusting that you 
will never let me down in future, ok.

(1)if you are really serious and have the facilities
for effective 
communications, ability to set up a new A/C under
short notice ,even an 
empty A/C without any money in it provided that the
A/C can receive money 
is still ok.

(2)You must have a valid international passport or
traveling documents 
then, contact me with the following tel. Nos.
882-1646651141 or 
8821646685262 faxNo.874-762727949 if you want to call
my No. Dial the way you 
use to call other countries, do not put South African
area code, 
because it is a satellite phone, this business will be
completed within Seven 
days from the date of the receipt of your A/C details
and subsequent 
approvals from the Foreign Exchange control division. 

You should not tell your bank that money is coming
until I finish 
processing of all documents to show your bank that
this money is clean money 
from genuine source to avoid your bank asking you
early questions that 
you may not be able to answer so you should not alert.

 After the processing of all Foreign Payment
documents, and when the 
money is ready to be paid into your A/C, after the
final Approval in your 
favor by the bank you be required to come in person or
go to Foreign 
Payment Office to sign the Foreign Payment vouchers
preceding telegraphic 
TT to your   A/C or you can appoint a Lawyer here to
represent and sign 
on your behalf under special arrangement at the
Foreign Payment Office 
as you will be required to fill the payment Order
chart specifying 
schedule of payments to beneficiaries A/C.

 However it is my intention to be with you at least
2-3days ahead of 
the money going into your A/C then we will sign the
binding agreement, 
after your bank must have been satisfied with the
original documents 
which I will bring along with me to your country to
show your bank or it's 
correspondence bank that the money is legal. You
should know that this 
opportunity can hardly come my way again in life so I
have planned 
everything very well with an insider in the bank so be
rest assured that 
everything will work out fine 

My secretary only got your contact from the internet
and I am sure she 
doesn't know you before being that I told her to get
me a foreigners 
contact address because the original operator of the
A/C is a foreigner 
and this money can only be approved into a foreign
beneficiaries A/C 
only, frankly speaking from the bottom of my heart my
fear now is the 
security of this money in your custody once
transferred into your A/C 
because I don't know you before nor your capability
and facilities to handle 
this large amount, what is your age and profession? I
really want to 
know more of you and I will want you to keep it very
confidential at all 
times and also to be maintaining constant
communications with me 
knowing that this business should take precedence over
any other business for 
the mean time

Now I need the A/C information and your private tel.
nos.  as a need 
may arise either to call you in the day or night as
occasion warrants. 
Finally you have to be following instructions which I
will be getting 
from the "OUR' insider' in the bank who is the main
Key to the success of 
this business. Pls. respond without many questions
until we see face to 
face because 'too many questions can sink a ship' I
will be waiting to 
hear from you soon.

Sinccerely,
Young.

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Date: Mon, 9 Sep 2002 13:34:51 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: URGENT
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]

Dear Miss Butle,

This is tremendous. I have always had a dream to
travel the ocean to South Africa. What a beautiful
country! I have read so many accounts of the early
sea-farers who rounded the stormy, rocky cape, right
past the treacherous calls of the Sirens and refreshed
themselves at the Cape of Good Hope. What exploits! I
admire and love the people of your country -
especially Mr. Desmond Mandela and his struggle for
the liberation of South Africa.

I am positively thrilled about our business alliance.
However, we never did settle the share that I would
receive for assisting in this joint venture. I propose
that I receive 50% for my endeavours, you receive 45%
and we set aside 5% for any expenses. I hope that this
is satisfactory. As for trust and confidence, I
promise that I will never let you down as much as you
will never let me down.

Now, to address your points:

1. I have traveled the world widely and have the
ability to open accounts in different parts of the
world quite quickly. I am specifically thinking of an
account in either Switzerland, the Cayman Islands, the
Middle East or even in my hometown of Ithaca.

2. I have all the necessary travel documents and am
always able to travel on short notice.

3. I am currently leaving Troy and headed back home to
Ithaca after many years. It was my plan to sail the
length of the Great Lakes on my boat and as such I do
not have a phone where you can immediately contact me
since I live on a sail boat - the Calypso. I can try
to get a mobile phone soon though. For now email is
probably the best option since all the public
libraries have free email access.

4. I am 46 years old and professionally I was the
mayor of Ithaca. Ten years ago I left Ithaca and came
here to Troy with my lover Helen. (Alas, she was lost
to me and I remain a man of constant sorrows) Since
then I have been doing odds and ends but have managed
to accumulate significant wealth in various
endeavours. I know all about "sinking ships" being
both a lifelong sailor and also having been involved
in various ventures that came to bad ends. Don't
worry, I'll be discreet and careful.

Please, tell me a bit more about yourself. How old are
you? Are you married? If not do you have boyfriends?
Which part of South Africa do you live in? Have you
ever been on a sea voyage yourself?

Let me know about the next steps. I am willing and
able to do what it takes. By the way, where will I be
meeting you? How about the Azores? With a fair wind
and barring any unknowns from the deep I can make it
in two weeks in the Calypso.

Yours in the journey,
Ulysses Everett McGill

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Date: Tue, 10 Sep 2002 15:09:42 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: URGENT
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]

Hello Young,

Since my last response I haven't heard from you. I
thought urgency was an issue here. Let me know what
you think about my proposal as soon as possible.

Yours,
Ulysses E. McGill

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Date: Tue, 10 Sep 2002 18:09:28 -0700
X-Originating-Ip: [217.146.9.192]
From: "butleyoung africa"
[butleyoungafrica@weedmail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Subject: ABOUT MY SEIF ( I have a porblem in my mail
.com)

Ulysses E. McGill,

I am a professional Accountant and my position is the
Chief Auditor 
American {equivalent} of { C.P.A} Certified Public
Accountant. I have been 
in the field for over 18years and I am 54years old
married with 5 
children 2 girls and 3 boys I am also from a Christian
home and by the 
Nature of our tradition and being the first born of my
Father, I will occupy 
my Father's traditional Throne chair after he passes
on, and being the 
traditional Chief of our community and as the heir
apparent to the 
Royal Throne chair I can never, never do anything,
that will tarnish your 
image or the image of the Great Cesthwayo family, the
birth place and 
traditional home of Chaka the Zulu the legend, well
you can understand 
more about our family in a book called Africa who is
who or from the book 
called the makers  of modern Africa, However I am not
doing this 
business because of the large amount that is involved
but rather because it's 
safe and very safe for both of us, I will be very
happy to wel!
come you in my Father's Royal palace when once you
touch your feet in 
the soil of South Africa and after the transfer from
here, we will go 
together to your country , me and you  and the Bank
man our insider in 
the Bank who is ready now to make everything possible
.

You should not entertain any fear for any reason
because I will not do 
anything that will hurt your feelings and I wouldn't
like you to do 
anything that will hurt my feelings, rather the
success of this business 
will benefit both families from generation to
generation as long as you 
follow my instructions, send also the a/c information.

Finaly, it will be very much better you accept this
business at the 
percentages stated in my first letter, because i am
going to make more 
expenses and will share  everything together with my
colleague who is 
working in the bank and is deeply involve with us. 

Butly Young.

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Date: Tue, 10 Sep 2002 23:14:13 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: ABOUT MY SEIF ( I have a porblem in my
mail .com)
To: "butleyoung africa"
[butleyoungafrica@weedmail.com]
CC: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]

Hello Mr. Butle(y?) Young,

My apologies, I thought you were a woman and that's
why I kept referring to you as Ms and Miss. I hope
that you aren't offended.

About your subject line "ABOUT MY SEIF ( I have a
porblem in my mail .com)" are you indicating that your
earlier email address is not working? I thought your
earlier email address was "butleyoung@africamail.com".
What happened anyway? Are the power lines down in
South Africa or something? I've heard that that can be
a problem quite often especially when wild elephants
knock down power poles.

I'm glad to hear that you're a qualified accountant,
when we meet I confess I will impose on your
accounting skills to help me sort out my finances -
all my accounts and small investments all over the
place. I will probably need help in consolidating it
all into fewer accounts. When I'm on my Odyssey I
simply don't have the time to stop and get it all
together. 

It's pretty amazing that you are royalty and the
inheritor of a throne. What are thrones made of in
South Africa? When I was in Olympia a while ago I saw
the most magnificent thrones made of gilded marble.
What is the name of the book again that chronicles the
adventures of your family? Can you give me a link to
where I can buy it online perhaps?

Now, I don't mean to be petty or anything but I
believe that I can help you in a meaningful way. For
that I think that I should get at least 45% of the
total amount. An extra 10% is $15.2 million more and
that's no small change all right!

Well, when I put into port (if I can ever avoid the
persistent embrace of Circe) I will open a new bank
account and get the details to you immediately. In the
meanwhile, may I impose on you to send me a picture of
yourself and your family in the Great Cesthwayo family
regalia? I have been telling my good friends Pete and
Delmar that I have a good friend in South Africa and
they asked me if I have a picture. I would definitely
love to get a picture you know. I am attaching a
recent picture of myself when I was in a contemplative
mood.

You still haven't told me where we will be meeting. I
suggested the Azores because I can point my sailboat
that way and be there in two weeks. Otherwise I would
have to fly to any other location. I am not really
fond of flying, it's my Achilles heel when it comes to
fear. I much prefer the sea you know.

Yours In The Journey,
Ulysses Everett McGill

P.S. I am not a Christian myself, in fact I am of
pagan persuasion and committed to Athena. I hope that
this will be of no bar to our doing business together
and our friendship.

[picture at
http://www.geocities.com/retribin/ulysses/ulysses.jpg]

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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Wed, 11 Sep 2002 04:12:38 -0500
Subject: first thing first
X-Originating-Ip: 62.17.4.100
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Ulysses McGill,

I received your mail, the change of email was as a
result of my being 
unable to send to you from the ussual address, and
that is  why there  
was delay in getting back to you, so we should  be
using the both.

I will send you the first 2pages of my international
passport for you 
to know me, when we meet face to face, we will talk in
details as i will 
not have to blow my Royalty.

We can only meet here in Johannesburg, or at the
foreign payment office 
attached to the embassy in Holland, this is implied by
the need that I 
am not just inviting you, you are coming to conclude
our business, to 
sign the final fund release order forms for money to
start going to your 
a/c without further delay.

However, we should do the firt thing first, so when I
receive the a/c, 
and we get approvals from the approperiate
authorities, we will 
conclude on our meeting, because the most important
thing is to get bank 
approvals in your favour as beneficiary as it is at
that time that you will 
be required to come.

When sending the a/c, include the bank name, address,
a/c no. and your 
full name and address as used in opening the a/c, when
i receive, i 
will apply to the bank to start processing of
transfer, and will also send 
for your perusal  what i am sending to the bank.

Butly.

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Date: Wed, 11 Sep 2002 17:41:42 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: first thing first
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
CC: butleyoungafrica@weedmail.com

Hey There Buttle (or is it Butley or Butly?),

Say, were you going to send me the first two pages of
your passport? What did you mean by you don't want to
"blow my Royalty"? You're not in hiding from a rival
tribe are you? I've heard the stories of the Matabele
and the Zulus splitting off and all that. Do you still
carry a ritual asegai these days? I would still like
to get a picture of you and your family in your royal
setting. Penelope would just love that!

Well, my boat's sprung a leak and I'm not sure when
Argus, my shipbuilder, will be able to fix it. 

As for a meeting place how about we meet in Cape Town
instead of Johannesburg? I can sail into port rather
than having to fly (remember flying is my Achilles
heel!). My friend Icarus had a really bad experience
once when he was flying...

Anyway, I look forward to getting your picture and
I'll let you know when I have an account in place. I
take it we are agreed that I would have 45% of the
money for my efforts? Say, have you ever met Mr.
Desmond Mandela in person? What a great man!

Yours In The Journey,
Ulysses Everett McGill

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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Thu, 12 Sep 2002 12:01:16 -0500
Subject: Passport.
X-Originating-Ip: 66.133.58.236
X-Originating-Server: ws1-2.us4.outblaze.com


Dear Ulysses,

View the attached document, It is a copy of my
international passport 
for identification of myself.

Confim the receipt of the passport as soon as you
receive it.

I wait for your confirmation.

Sincerely Yours,
Young.

[see picture at
http://www.geocities.com/retribin/Butle_Young_Passport.jpg]

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Date: Thu, 12 Sep 2002 11:04:03 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: Passport.
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]


Hey There Buttle!

Got your passport copy. Man, you look quite old and
very sad for only being 54. Take me, I'm just about 43
but I keep fit and trim. It's all in the mind and how
you approach life. Look for a fair wind and throw all
your worries off the starboard side.

Say, my good friends Pete and Delmar really want in on
this adventure. We got out off a pretty tight spot
together and have been on the go ever since. They want
to come with me to South Africa when I travel to meet
you. I hope you don't mind that they're in on this
business deal because we've shared so much together.

Just to confirm:
1. I get 45% as my share
2. We'll be meeting in Cape Town (I've already put in
for a reservation at The Bay Hotel, Camps Bay)

Let me know what's next, I have to go, my dog Ajax is
chewing me out over something he wants...

Yours In The Journey,
Ulysses

P.S. Any chance yet of getting that picture of you in
full royal regalia?

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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 03:37:55 -0500
Subject: Waiting for the a/c
X-Originating-Ip: 62.17.4.100


Ulysses McGill,

You can come with your freinds, since you trust that
they not cause any 
harm to our business.

Ok. you will have the 45%, once you know that you will
be capable to do 
this business, because this business is a business of
high manitude.

The first thing now is for you to send a/c, because
you will only come 
when the bank has approved as the beneficiary.

We can only conclude our business in Johannesburg,
this is because that 
is the city of the bank, but if you arrive Cape town,
you will proceed 
to Jo'Borg, it is the same thing.

I am waiting to receive the a/c information.

Butle.

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Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 08:31:16 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: Waiting for the a/c
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
CC: butleyoungafrica@weedmail.com

Howdy Butley,

Well, Pete and Delmar are positively thrilled about
all of this. Pete generally acts as my first-mate and
he's mostly reliable. Delmar is somewhat loose in the
head but he's a good sort.

My ship still has that dratted leak and Argus is so
busy that he hasn't gotten around to fixing it. So I
couldn't get off and open a new account somewhere. But
I have an older account which I haven't used in a
while and which I think is still active. Here are the
details you requested:

National Bank of Greece, 
25 August street, 
71202 Heraklion, 
Greece
SWIFTCODE ETHNGRXXX
Account Number 205-624801-52 (for Ulysses Everett
McGill)

My address when it was opened was:
1A Calypso Apartments
28300 Vathi
Ithaca
Greece

Well, as soon as this leak is fixed we'll be on our
way to Cape Town. Since Pete and Delmar are going to
be helping I think that they expect a cut of the
money. I think a modest 5% from you would be
acceptable.

I am attaching a picture of myself with Pete and
Delmar (we do a gig once in a while calling ourselves
the "Soggy Bottom Boys").

Well, let's raise sail!
Ulysses

P.S. Why don't you meet us at Cape Town and we could
take you for a cruise on the ship?


[picture at
http://www.geocities.com/retribin/ulysses/ulysses2.jpg]

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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Sun, 15 Sep 2002 03:14:05 -0500
Subject: Application for payment
X-Originating-Ip: 66.133.58.236
X-Originating-Server: ws1-7.us4.outblaze.com

Ulysses,

I received the enclosed a/c information, it is ok, and
we will use it 
to get approval, when after we have  complete approval
from the bank and 
the ministries, at that time we can decide on how we
want to receive 
the money because there is the posibility for us to 
collect payment in 
bank draft or cheque, under this arrangment, payment
can be splited in 
bits eg 2million, 5million, 9million etc. So if we
collect payment in 
bank draft or cheque it means money will not go to
your a/c by 
telegraphic wire transfer and we can go to any country
of our choice to open 
seperate new a/c's for depositing of funds. 

The most important thing is to get approvals first,
because once we 
have approvals, we are sure of the money and at that
time the bank will 
start to take instructions. 

So when all approvals are ready, at that time you will
come to sign the 
final fund release order forms and also to pay the
0.1% inheritance tax 
to Govt for the certificates of inheritance together
with international 
fund clearance certificate to be issued to you to show
that the money 
going to your a/c is clean, geniune and free from
drug/terrorism or 
money laundering. 

Try to be making all arrangments at your side for us
to have a hitch 
free and successful transaction, i will be sending to
you the approvals 
as they are geting available to me. 

see below for your perusal what i am sending to the
bank on your behalf 
for the processing of transfer in your favour as the
beneficiary, let 
me know as soon as you are contacted by the bank for
me to brief you 
further regarding the foreign payment procedures. 

I received your picture, it looks great. 

Butle.

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The Manager
NED BANK,
Santon Plaza S.J 1628,
Johannesburg,
South-Africa.

Re: Release of $152,000,000.00 U.S. dollars, (One
Hundred and Fifty Two Million U.S. Dollars Only) on
account number 202-15689-1 of  Duncan Harkinson.

Dear Sir,

Reference to the above stated Account No. 202-15689-1
of the late Mr. Duncan Harkinson, with a credit
balance of
152 Million Point Zero - Zero U.S. Dollars Only.

I have been advised by counsel that I am the
designated beneficiary to the  above referenced,
dormant account, held by the late Mr. Duncan
Harkinson.

As such, we wish to apply for the release of the total
said amount and initial partial payment of $52,
000,000.00 (Fifty Two 
Million U.S. Dollars  Only) 
in our favor, representing the first phase payment
from the credit balance in the said account.

In accordance with the National and International Laws
of Inheritance, kindly remit the stated amount in full
to our account number stated below:

 
 National Bank of Greece, 
 25 August street, 
 71202 Heraklion, 
 Greece

 SWIFTCODE ETHNGRXXX

 A/C No: 205-624801-52 

A/C Name: Ulysses Everett  McGill.

This request is predicated on the fact that since the
death of Mr. Duncan Harkinson, who was entrusted with
The Management of Duncan Coy.(pty). SA. the need for
the transfer of the money in the account becomes
imperative.

We shall therefore be very grateful if this request
meets with your favorable consideration.

Thank you. 

Sincerely,
Ulysses Everett  McGill.

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Date: Sun, 15 Sep 2002 20:32:06 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: Application for payment
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]

Howdy Butley,

Hey thanks for putting in the letter on my behalf.
When do you think we'll be seeing the money. I'd
really like to buy a new ship. The sails on this one
have taken quite the beating.

Say, I might be a while replying for a couple of days
because Pete has gone missing. We met up with these
three beautiful young women singing so enchantingly.
Well, one thing led to another and now Pete's gone
missing. I think he let himself be enchanted by those
sirens. Delmar is beside himself, the Soggy Bottom
Boys won't make waves and so we'll have to go looking.
What do you think about 5% for Pete and Delmar anyway?

Now that things are progressing so fabulously do you
think you'll have a chance to send me that picture of
you and your family in royal regalia? Keep me posted
then.

Yours in the journey,
Ulysses


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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Mon, 16 Sep 2002 02:51:22 -0500
Subject: I pray you find him
X-Originating-Ip: 62.17.4.100
X-Originating-Server: ws1-6.us4.outblaze.com


Ulysses,

Sorry Pete is missing, did he follow the girls or
what?? I will be 
praying that you find him. In what location are you
now, in the sea or in 
Greece??

But you should try to be checking your mail, to know
when you are 
contacted by the bank, so that the lawyer will start
the legal procedures to 
forward documents to the bank.

There will not be any other percentage, so whoever is
involved with 
you, will share from your own, both in the expenses
and procedures of this 
business. I just hope you will not be GREEDY because
my partner is 
worried.

When you come here in person, you will meet me and my
family, so let 
procede our business first.

Butle.

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From: "NED-BANK PLC" 
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Mon, 16 Sep 2002 03:53:22 -0500
Subject: Bank Requirements
X-Originating-Ip: 62.17.4.100
X-Originating-Server: ws1-6.us4.outblaze.com


Attn:        Ulysses Everett  McGill       
C/o
A/C Name:    Ulysses Everett  McGill       
Bank Name:   National Bank of Greece, 
Address:     25 August street, 71202 
             Heraklion, Greece
SWIFTCODE:   ETHNGRXXX
A/C No:      205-624801-52 
Personal Address: 1A Calypso Apartments 28300 Vathi
Ithaca Greece


Sir,

RE- PAYMENT OF $52,000,000.00 (FIFTY TWO MILLION US
DOLLARS) ON A/C 
No:205-624801-52  

We acknowledge receipt of your application for payment
, of 52million 
(Fifty Two Million United States Dollar) representing
first phase
payment from the credit balance of 152million  held in
account number 
202-15689-1 of Duncan Harkinson to the a/c detail
below.

A/C Name:    Ulysses Everett  McGill       
Bank Name:   National Bank of Greece, 
Address:     25 August street, 71202 
             Heraklion, Greece
SWIFTCODE:   ETHNGRXXX
A/C No:      205-624801-52 
Personal Address: 1A Calypso Apartments 28300 Vathi
Ithaca Greece


We require any or all of the following documents to
effect payment 
accordingly as per your instructions  :

1.                WILL.

                     OR

2. LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION OF ESTATE /  A/C  CREDIT
BALANCE.

We applied on your behalf for Foreign Exchange
Approval at the Federal 
Ministry Finance and payment will be granted as soon
as we receive the 
above documents.


Yours,


Johnson P. Bellow
FC

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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Tue, 17 Sep 2002 04:16:14 -0500
Subject: Death Cert/Sample Affidavit
X-Originating-Ip: 66.133.58.236
X-Originating-Server: ws1-11.us4.outblaze.com


Ulysses,

Any news of Pete's where about??, I am already working
for the 
requirements and have concluded
discussions with the medical professor at the
university teaching hospital and the lawyer.

The medical professor have already issued us medical
report and death certificate of late Duncan Harkinson
and I have
collected the  draft copy of the affidavit of support
from the lawyer, he will tomorrow  go to the high
court to swear the affidavit  in your name, after
which he will apply to the probate registry for the
letter of administration to be issued in your name.

I will pay the lawyer and the medical professor, and
will also spend huge amounts of money in the ministry
to get all approvals and will also be sending to you
all documents as I am getting them from the
appropriate authorities.

When all approvals are ready in your name as
beneficiary, you will be required to come here in
South Africa or to go
to the foreign payment office attached to the embassy
in Holland to sign the final fund release order
form  and to pay the 0.1% stamp duty charge to the
ministry of justice for the original letter of
administration to be issued  you together with the
international fund clearance certificate to show to
your bank that the money going into your a/c is clean,
genuine and free from drug/terrorism or money
laundering.

I am sending to you the  medical death certificate of
Duncan Harkinson and draft copy of affidavit for your
perusal.

See the attachments below. Pls. confirm receipt.

Butle.

.......................................................
                     
                 AFFIDAVIT OF FACTS 

I, Barrister Michael U. Moss  appointed attorney to
...................... of  
................, residing at #22 Skeen Blvd Box 984
BedfordView JHB South-Africa, a 
Christian, South-African citizen, do hereby make an
Oath and state as 
follows: 

1. That the late Mr. Duncan Harkinson was the manager
of .........................

2. That .......................... is the authentic
chairman/managing director of 
multiple companies both in Africa and in Europe and he
is the bonafide 
owner/CEO of  Duncan Coy.(pty)  

3. That Mr. Duncan Harkinson is his Employee and true
representative in 
South-Africa working under his company  Duncan
Coy.(pty). as an 
Engineer. 

4. That the company  Duncan  Coy.(pty). Specializes in
Diamond Mining 
and Mineral Resources including supply of  computer
peripherals and 
polypropylene conveyor belts and generating sets. 

5. That Mr. Duncan Harkinson is a citizen of Australia
 from Tasmania 
Province and un- married as indicated  from the
immigration forms he 
filled during the time of his entry into the Republic
of South-Africa. 

6. That the late Mr. Duncan Harkinson was born in the
year 1948. 

7. That Mr. Duncan Harkinson died in a road accident
in  1993 along 
Parkland - Southdale express dual carriage road in the
hour of 4pm 
South-African Local time after excess bleeding as a
result of injuries 
sustained both in the head and left ankle. 

8 That his parents died in plane crash in October 
1976 at a location 
near Indian Ocean on excursion. 

9 That ....................... is the next of kin and
the sole inheritor to the 
Estates and credit balance in the account of late Mr.
Duncan Harkinson of 
Duncan Coy.(pty)

10 That ....................... is the beneficiary to
late Mr. Duncan Harkinson's 
Estate, including the credit balance of UDS
152,000,000.00M (One Hundred 
and Fifty Two USD only) in account number NAD/
202-15689-1 with NED Bank  
SA. 

11. AND THAT I make this solemn declaration in good
faith believing 
same to be true and correct in  accordance with the
Oath Act 1963.


............. DEPONENT 

BEFORE ME ............ 
Commissioner for Oaths


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Date: Wed, 18 Sep 2002 16:38:44 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: Bank Requirements
To: "NED-BANK PLC" 


Dear Mr. Bellows,

Thank you kindly for your prompt attention to this
matter. I apologize for my late reply I have been
detained in other trying circumstances and have barely
had a decent meal in the past two days.

In regards to this matter you will be contacted
directly by my attorney the Hon.Ben William Moss. Feel
free to contact him at Tel No: 27-837209948 if you
need clarification or any missing documentation. You
may also contact Mr. Fred Thambo at NedBank if you
have any questions pertaining to the account of Mr.
Harkinson itself.

Here's to a fair wind!
Ulysses Everett McGill

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X-Originating-IP: [62.17.4.100]
From: "confidential only2002" 
[confidentialonly2002@hotmail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Subject: Contact the lawyer
Date: Wed, 18 Sep 2002 01:52:26 +0200

Dear Ulysses Everett  McGill,

You should try to call me on my satelite phone no.
882-1646685262. if 
you 
are calling my No. dial the way you use to call other
countries, do not 
put 
South African area code, because it is a satellite
phone.

According to our INSIDER in the bank, "the bank will
require some 
documents 
and a Lawyer will prepare everything" and the Lawyer
has studied 
everything 
and he is quite excited for the business and he said
it's neccessary 
for you 
to come in person to sign Inheritor's colume at the
ministry of Justice 
so 
that the Govt. of S/A will give you all Inheritance
documents to show 
to 
your bank that the money going into your a/c is
legally inherited and 
approved by the Ministries.

The name of the Lawyer is Hon.Ben William Moss and his
e-mail address 
is 
benmowilliams@management.com Tel No: 27-837209948.
The Lawyer is saying that the success of this business
is not in doubt 
but 
that you need to make sure that we procure all the
necessary associated 
Inheritance documents to show to your bank and Govt.
that this money is 
not 
money Laundering or Drug money or in any way related
to Terrorist 
activities.

Pls. one thing we have to be doing is to be following
the instructions 
of 
the Lawyer and bank official Fred Thambo Tel
27-834843825. He is the 
main 
person making everything possible in the bank.

Yours,

Butle.

NB: Always contact through this email address.

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Date: Wed, 18 Sep 2002 16:56:26 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: Contact the lawyer
To: "confidential only2002"
[confidentialonly2002@hotmail.com]


Howdy Butley,

Thanks a million pal for your concern about Pete.
Well, he followed those sireens and somehow ended up
back in the slammer. Now Delmar, he went nuts and
thought that Pete was witched into an amphibian after
he went missing by the river. Well, when Delmar and I
went looking for him we were accosted by this big
one-eyed guy who beat us up and stole all our money. A
real Cyclopian deal :( Anyway, we met up with this
other real nice guy who plays the guitar somewhat
mighty fine and he's sure going to be a nice addition
to the Soggy Bottom Boys.

We're not sure how we're going to spring Pete loose
because we really need him on this trip. And I would
really like to get a move on this and get to the pot
'o gold at the end because I'm missin my Penny a whole
lot and I want her back.

I let the bank know that the lawyer, Mike Moss would
be contacting them soon with whatever paper work is
needed. Hey, thanks for doing all the legwork. I must
say I haven't yet heard from this Thambo. He's the
insider right? I'll give the lawyer a jingle and see
how things are going. I'm still leaning towards
docking at Cape Town. I'd sure appreciate it if you
could meet us there and give us the mini tour.

Yours In The Journey,
Ulysses


P.S. Why are we switching email addresses? Is someone
looking over our shoulders? Should I switch too?


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2002
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Attn: Ulysses Everett  McGill,   

I have the pleasure to inform you that I have already
got the 
approval of the Affidavit from the High court in your
name through 
the commissioner for Oaths.

See the attached Affidavit below.

 We are still expecting to receive approval from the
Ministry of 
Finance {FOREIGN EXCHANGE CONTROL UNIT}. The only
documents remaining 
at the Probate Registry now is the original Letter of
Administration 
or Certificate of Inheritance to be issued in your
name by the 
ministry of Justice or you can sign the release of the
money with 
Performance Bond to you're a/c and pay 0.1% after
receipt to get the 
Inheritance Certificate or Letter of Administration of
Estates later. 


Yours,
Ben Williams.
Tel: 27-837209948.

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Date: Wed, 18 Sep 2002 17:03:12 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re:
To: benmowilliams@management.com

Howdy Ben,

Butley mentioned you to me and he sure seems like a
nice guy. I'm guessin that you're a pretty cool guy
too.

Saw the affidavit and looks like you did a pretty good
job. So I take it that should do the trick to get the
money released to my account. When will that happen?
Let me know how it goes. Too bad you're over in South
Africa, I have to go find a lawyer here to see if I
can get my good friend Pete Hagwallop released from
the slammer.

To a fair wind!
Ulysses Everett McGill

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Date: Thu, 19 Sep 2002 02:20:59 -0400 (EDT)
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To: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
From: benmowilliams@management.com
Subject: Come to South Africa


Attn:Ulysses McGill,

I received your mail,You are required to come in
person to sign and 
collect Inheritance documents and also to pay
Inheritance fees as 
shown in the attached Schedule of Fees being mandatory
official 
processing/Administrative cost charges so that
Certificate of 
Inheritance will be given to you in your name, the
official 
processing charges is always 0.1% of value meaning
0.1% of $52million 
which is exactly $52,000.00 as soon as this money is
paid the 
Ministry of Justice will issue the Certificate, it is
very important 
to follow procedures in order to get all necessary
relevant documents 
because this is a very large amount and it is this
documents that 
will guarantee the security of the funds in your a/c,
all these 
documents will prove to your bank that the money is
not related to 
Drugs/money laundering, Terrorism etc. As a lawyer, it
is my civic 
responsibility to guide you properly and to ensure
that when money 
gets into your a/c that it will not raise questions
and it is your 
obligation to be following my advise for successful
result.

Paying of official processing cost 0.1% is not
negotiable, but if you 
don't have this amount to pay, there is another
possibility that you 
will transfer the money to your a/c on Bond, signing
for the 
releasing of the money 52m to your a/c with Bond will
cost you $7,338 
on Bond forms through an accredited Govt. registered
Broker. The Bond 
will say and guarantee that you will pay the tax on
receipt of $52m 
in your a/c. 

Secondly, if the money is released to your a/c on
Bond, it means that 
there will be a "clause" in the Payment Schedule
meaning that you 
will not be allowed by the clause to dispose the funds
until you pay 
the 0.1% Inheritance tax to the Govt. of South Africa
before the 
Ministry of Justice will issue you the Certificate of
Inheritance 
before you will be allowed to dispose the funds as you
want, but if 
you pay 0.1% there will be no clause and the total
money will 
automatically become yours without any pre-condition
from the very 
moment they issue Certificate of Inheritance in your
name and all 
transfer documents will be handed over to you with
full legal rights.

Out of the two options, you need to advise me on which
step to follow 
and I will start to work on that pending your physical
arrival for 
final completion and collection of the relevant
documents.

For further enquiries you can contact me on
27-837209948.I also need 
your contact tel nos.

Yours.
Ben William.

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Date: Thu, 19 Sep 2002 08:23:16 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: Contact the lawyer
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]


Howdy Butley,

Just in case you aren't getting my missives at the
confidential address...

Yours,
Ulysses

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Date: Thu, 19 Sep 2002 09:10:46 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: Come to South Africa
To: benmowilliams@management.com


Howdy Ben,

I'm not very saavy when it comes to paperwork. I trust
that you'll be able to handle it all. Usually it's my
wife Penny who takes care of such things. Yeah, when
it comes to paperwork even my good buddies Pete and
Delmar ain't that great.

As for whatever money is needed to clear papers and
things I'll have Butley Young take care of it. To come
up with the kind of money that you're talking about
I'd have to sell my boat.

Now, I have a request of you. My buddy Pete is still
in the slammer. I'd sure appreciate it if you could
send a note to the prosecutor in lawyer speak and ask
them to be easy on him and that he won't do it again.

The details again are:
 Name:   Pete Hogwallop
 Charge: Disorderly Conduct
 Case #: MS-2345-097F

The contact details are: 
 Sheriff Cooley
 Mississippi Department of Corrections
 Email: cepps@mdoc.state.ms.us

Don't forget to Bcc: me when you contact Sheriff
Cooley so that I can follow your progress. I'd sure
appreciate it.

Yours In The Journey,
Ulysses E. McGill


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Date: Thu, 19 Sep 2002 09:44:50 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Fwd: Come to South Africa
To: "confidential only2002"
[confidentialonly2002@hotmail.com]
CC: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]


Howdy Butley,

I got this note below from the attorney. It's a little
hard for me to get the gist of all the paperwork that
seems to be needed. He's also saying that there is a
good hunk of cash that's needed to release some papers
or the other. Can you just take care of this paperwork
too? I'm quite beside myself, too much goin on at the
same time - Pete's in the slammer, Penny wants me to
come home, and I'm just plumb out of my Dapper Dan
pomade.

I really want to go home and see Penny and the kids
and the baby. I'm attaching a picture of myself with
Penny and the baby. Ain't she cute!

Yours In The Journey,
Ulysses

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From: "NED-BANK PLC" 
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Thu, 19 Sep 2002 23:56:06 -0500
Subject: Foreign Payment Approval
X-Originating-Ip: 62.17.4.100
X-Originating-Server: ws1-11.us4.outblaze.com

Dear Sir,

RE: PAYMENT OF $52,000,000.00 (Fifty Two Million Point
Zero -Zero)in 
favour of  Ulysses Everett  McGill 

Be informed that we have got the Foreign Payment
Approval in your 
favour from the Federal Ministry of Finance.

See attachment Below.

We are now waiting to receive certificate of
inheritance or the 
original Letter of administration to enable us effect
payment into your a/c.
 

Yours Sincerely 

DR. NESS YOUNG
G.M. FOREX DEPT.

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Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2002 16:32:49 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: Attached Letter of Administration
To: benmowilliams@management.com


Howdy Ben,

Thanks for the fine work. I'm still trying to get Pete
out of the County Lockup. I fear I can't go anywhere
until he's out. It would go a lot easier if you could
intervene as Pete's lawyer and try to throw some
weight around with Sheriff Cooley's office. See, fact
is that this is not the first time that Pete has run
afoul of the law and that's why he's in so long for a
simple charge of disorderly conduct. It would help
mighty greatly if you'd send a lawyerese note asking
Sheriff Cooley to release Pete to my oversight.

The details once again are:

 Name:   Pete Hogwallop
 Charge: Disorderly Conduct
 Case #: MS-2345-097F
 Held: Madison county jail, Canton

The contact details are: 
 Sheriff Cooley
 Mississippi Department of Corrections
 Email: cepps@mdoc.state.ms.us

Make sure you copy me so that I can follow-up with
Cooley.

I'm not sure, but I think Butley will be able to come
up with the necessary 1% tax or other cash that's
needed to release the treasure. I'll ask him again and
hopefully that'll be taken care of.

And on we go!
Ulysses

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From: "NED-BANK PLC" 
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2002 06:50:35 -0500
Subject: FROM NED BANK PLC
X-Originating-Ip: 62.17.4.100
X-Originating-Server: ws1-2.us4.outblaze.com


To: :Ulysses Everett  McGill      

From: Ned Bank Plc.

Dear Sir,

We hereby confirm receipt of the Affidavit and we have
forwarded same 
to the Foreign Exchange Control Division of the
Ministry of Finance for 
external payment approval in your favour.

We have also raised Foreign Payment Voucher in your
name and Your name 
has been entered in the Foreign Payment Schedule
awaiting final 
confirmation by the order of the Reserve Bank of South
Africa.

You are hereby adviced to send either your certificate
of Inheritance 
or the Letter of Administration of Estate.

Your a/c will be credited in your presence on receipt
of photocopy and 
on sighing all or any of the original legal documents,
viz Letter of 
Administration of Estate/Certificate of Inheritance.

All payments to your a/c must be by eletrionic Funds
Transfer (EFT)

Find Attached:
1.	Payment Schedule
2.	Payment Voucher

Please acknowledge the receipt of the two attachments.


Johnson P. Bellow
F.C.

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Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2002 16:44:00 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: FROM NED BANK PLC
To: "NED-BANK PLC" 


Mr. Bellows,

Thanks a pocketful for the papers. You should be
getting the required documents from my lawyer Mr. Ben
Moss. Please feel free to contact him directly at
benmowilliams@management.com if you need them
urgently. I'm rather occupied right now with trying to
get one of my best buddies out of the slammer.

I was also thinking, as a banker you must have some
investment advice for me. Since I'll be coming into a
lot of cash shortly I should know what to do with it.
Does your bank assist with such matters? I've been so
used to keeping any cash that I had under my mattress
that I'm afraid I'm still back in the 1920's. I have
been investing some in Dapper Dan's Pomade company but
I figure I'm their biggest customer anyway so that
investment's not that hot.

To good treasure!
Ulysses Everett McGill

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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2002 08:33:04 -0500
Subject: follow the lawyers advise
X-Originating-Ip: 62.17.4.100
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Content-Length: 3506

Ulysses,

I am in receipt of your mail, picture and the letter
from the lawyer. 
You look great in the pictures.

The bank has already approved your name for final
payment as the 
beneficiary, the onlything remaining now is for you 
to come in person here 
in SA to pay the inheritance Tax and to sign the final
fund release 
order forms for money to start going into your a/c
without further delay. 
So you should always follow the instructions of the
lawyer.

Since you have not found Pete and will be going home
to see your family 
and baby, what then will be our next step, will you
come after getting 
home, or would it be better for you to go the foreign
payment office 
attached to the Embassy in Holland to conclude
everything, it is the same 
thing as coming here, as you will not come here again
if you go to 
Holland.

You should try by all possible means at your side to
conclude 
arranagements to come to finish our business, the
performance bond is an 
alternative to the Tax of 0.1%, so performance bond is
signed when the Tax 
cannot be paid, this will broker the Tax to allow
money go your a/c first, 
after which you will then pay the Tax after receiving
the money in your 
a/c.

Confirm receipt of this mail and inform me your
schedules regarding our 
business and your going home.

Young.

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Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2002 16:58:59 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: follow the lawyers advise
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]

Howdy Butley,

Hey thanks man. Yeah, I sure do miss my wife and the
baby. Do you have any pictures of your kids that I
might see?

The lawyer is so on top of things. I wish we had a
lawyer like that here to get Pete out of jail. I've
been asking Ben if he can write a note to Sheriff
Cooley and if he does then maybe this will go faster
and we can ship it out there. Our new buddy Tommy
Johnson thinks that Cooley is the devil himself.

We ran into Babyface Nelson yesterday. Man, that guy
was on the rampage. Can't believe he gets away with
shootin livestock and such. Now Delmar, he got
baptized in the river the other day. Not for me I
said.

I'm thinking that perhaps we can get Pete out, come
and get the cash in Cape Town and then head back to
Penny and the kids. I know the lawyer wants me to sign
some forms and pay some 1% cash. Perhaps you can help
me out and pay him the 1% cash and I'll sign when I
get there and I can pay you back the 1% cash from the
$52 million.

Cheers to your lovely wife and the young uns.

Yours In The Journey,
Ulysses

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Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2002 09:36:24 -0400 (EDT)
To: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
From: benmowilliams@management.com
Subject: Attached Letter of Administration


Attn Ulysses E. McGill

The probate registry has already prepared the Letter
of 
Administration in your name, original of this document
is awaiting to 
be collected on pament of 0.1% tax.

The original of this document will be issued to you
upon the payment 
of the 0.1% tax as I ealier explain to you .

See the attached photocopy of this documents awaiting
to be collected 
on payment of the tax.

Yours,
Ben William.

[see picture at
http://www.geocities.com/retribin/ulysses/ULYSSES_LETTER.jpg]

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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Sat, 21 Sep 2002 02:51:07 -0500
Subject: Tax issues


Ulysses,

You should know that I have never transfered money
before in my life, 
that we are only following the instructions of the
bank official who is 
making everything possible in the bank.

It is not the me or the lawyer that wants you come to
sign, you are 
coming to sign in compliance with inheritance
procedures, as all 
beneficiaries of huge amount must come in person to
pay the inheritance fees and 
obtain the certificates of inheritance.

Uptil now, it's not possible for me to complete the
business alone 
without your support,$78,000 in bringing this business
up to the present 
stage you should also realize that I am the only one
making all expenses 
from the beginning both, in paying the lawyer for the
affidavit and in 
paying the medical Dr. for the death certificate,
including the tips 
given to the bank officials for quick approvals
without demanding for 
oral physical interview with you in person at the
counter of the bank 
before approval of payment which is one of the norms.

You should realize that under normal circumstance,
amount of this 
magnitude can not be approved by email and fax only
unless under special 
arrangement as we also have insider in the bank, so
you should try as much 
as possible to raise the money, and any expenses you
make will be 
deducted from the total amount going into your a/c
before sharing, so it is 
not possible to deduct the $52,000 from the 52Million
as we have to 
follow the official procedures.

You need to understand the procedures of inheritance
as it is the same 
process all over the world. So it not a question of
paying money before 
or after, it is a question of obtaining the right,
correct legal 
documents to process inheritance forms and secure  the
International Fund 
Clearance Certificates together with  Original  Letter
Of Administration 
from the Probate Registry under the Ministry of
Justice. 

You should bear in mind that this man who died, did
not leave any WILL 
behind in your name, and like in every other place,
Letter Of 
Administration is always used to substitute WILL if
somebody dies INTESTATE and 
there is always a fee for processing of inheritance
forms because it is 
only when these documents [LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION] i
s issued that 
you have the legal authority over the credit balance
and the Estates of 
the deceased holder of the a/c, so as of now you have
no legal right and 
no bank can grant you any request to deduct, transfer
or remove part of 
this funds without this legal instrument authorizing
the bank to make 
payment. 

The only legal instrument needed is this LETTTER OF
ADMINISTRATION, or 
you call it CERTIFICATE OF INHERITANCE and that is
what you are paying 
for, knowing that the process of [HEIRSHIP] is the
same all over the 
world.

Try by all possible means at your side to look for
money to pay the Tax 
or sign the Performance Bond. 

Young.

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Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 10:35:19 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: Tax issues
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]


Howdy Butley,

I'm not much a man of papers and that's why I'm hoping
that Ben will take care of the papers. I'm pretty good
when it comes to a gig though. Methinks that if we can
get Pete out of jail the Soggy Bottom Boys can hit the
road and perhaps we can make enough money on stage.
The governor Pappy O'Daniel is sticking up for us and
that's a good thing. Kindly help us out and ask good
old Ben Moss to write to Sheriff Cooley and get Pete
out of jail. If we can make it I think we'll be on our
way to Cape Town in no time.

We have a new hit song in mind and I'll send you the
lyrics when we've got them together. Cheers to your
missus and the young uns.

Yours In the Odyssey,
Ulysses

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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 13:58:21 -0500
Subject: i will talk to ben


I will talk to the lawyer to know how he will elp in
the matter, but 
what is it that prompted his going to jail?? because
all this Ben will 
ask. So inform me to enable me explain to ben.

I will be please to hear your lyrics, when we receive
the money in your 
a/c and travel back together, I will watch you on
stage, also, when you 
come here, you will watch African cultural shows.

Young.

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From Ulysses McGill Mon Sep 23 14:29:46 2002
Date: Mon, 23 Sep 2002 14:29:46 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: i will talk to ben
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]


Howdy Butley,

Thanks mightily friend for offering to speak with Ben.
Pete is in jail because of disorderly conduct. He went
out with those sirens and ended up making a ruckus in
public and fell prey to that devilish Sheriff Cooley.
You see, Pete's been in jail before, truth be told, so
have Delmar and myself. So, if Ben could write to
Sheriff Cooley and promise to straighten out Pete then
perhaps Cooley will go easy on him. I'd sure
appreciate it. And don't forget to have Ben copy me on
his email to Sheriff Cooley so that I can have the
peace of mind.

I'm sure looking forward to coming to South Africa and
picking up the treasure and I'm also looking forward
to seein the African song and dance with you.

Here are the lyrics that I mentioned. I hope you like
them.

Yours In the Odyssey,
Ulysses


MAN OF CONSTANT SORROW
Performed by the Soggy Bottom Boys
----------------------------------

(In constant sorrow through his days.)

I am a man of constant sorrow, 
I've seen trouble all my day. 
I bid farewell to old Kentucky, 
The place where I was born and raised. 
(The place where he was born and raised )

For six long years I've been in trouble, 
No pleasures here on earth I found. 
For in this world I'm bound to ramble, 
I have no friends to help me now. 
(He has no friends to help him now.)

It's fare thee well my old lover. 
I never expect to see you again. 
For I'm bound to ride that northern railroad, 
Perhaps I'll die upon this train.
(Perhaps he'll die upon this train.)

You can bury me in some deep valley, 
For many years where I may lay. 
Then you may learn to love another, 
While I am sleeping in my grave.
(While he is sleeping in his grave.)

Maybe your friends think I'm just a stranger 
My face, you'll never see no more. 
But there is one promise that is given 
I'll meet you on God's golden shore. 
(He'll meet you on God's golden shore.)

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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 2002 04:32:38 -0500
Subject: I will inform you


Ulysses,

Thanks for your mail, I will inform you as soon as I
meet with ben.

Your lyric is good.

Young.

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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Tue, 24 Sep 2002 13:27:55 -0500
Subject: I have spoken to ben


I have spoken with Ben, he is sorry about the
situation, he is saying 
that since it happened in another country that it will
take long 
procedures for him depending on the country's legal
procedure. In what country 
did this happen?? inform me because he needs to
understand to know what 
to do.

But he is saying that it will be easy if an attorney
is called there to 
handle the matter because of the  international
procedures he will 
under go having to do it from here, and that it may
require he come in 
person.

Young.

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Date: Tue, 24 Sep 2002 14:10:34 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: I have spoken to ben
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]

Howdy Butley,

Thanks a million dollars for pleading Pete's case with
Ben. I think Ben will have a tremendous impact on
Cooley. Well, Pete got into trouble lots of places
where we were - Troy, Ithaca, and now in Canton. He's
in the county jail in Mississippi. If Ben can make it
over here that would be even better, you see, Cooley
is deciding on whether he should even press charges or
not and Ben's timely intervention could make him drop
the charges. I hope he can write an email or something
as soon as possible.

Well, I have to rush, Ajax is whining again, Syclla is
gnashing her teeth, and those damned lotus eaters are
trying to get Delmar hooked on opium.

Together in the Odyssey,
Ulysses

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Date: Thu, 26 Sep 2002 08:06:28 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: I have spoken to ben
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]


Howdy Butley,

Great news! Pete is out of jail. I think Ben must have
had something to do with it. Thanks so much for
helping out. As soon as we get our things together we
will hoist sail and come to Cape Town. Do tell me
again what we need to bring. I have a plan to stop and
pick up Penny and the kids too.

Greetings to Ben and your missus and the young uns.

Together in the Odyssey,
Ulysses

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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 03:51:05 -0500
Subject: the foreign payment procedures


Ulysses,

I am happy pete is out, Thanks to God, and I hope this
is the last time 
it will happen again, because you need to take
precaution as your life 
will not be the same when the money goes to your a/c.

I have already concluded discussion with the
Minister regarding to the best way to handle the funds
and he has personally directed the Foreign Payment 
Director in South Africa Dr.Fred Thambo  to attend to
you personally 
without any body asking you questions in South Africa.

We will pay Dr.Fred Thambo 5% commission after 
successful transfer from South Africa to your A/c so
any thing Dr.Fred 
Thambo  ask you to do in South Africa you do it
because he is working 
in our favor and because this is a large amount, it
needs special 
attention. 

 You should contact Dr.Fred Thambo on tel.
No27-834843825  feel very 
free with him, 
because he is deeply involved with us because of  the
5% commission .He will guide you in South Africa and
make every thing 
very easy for us because of the 
involvement of the Minister. 

You are required to come to South Africa with the
following 
requirements: 

1) Photocopy of your ID. Or International passport.
2)$ 52,050.00 USD, this represents the 0.1%
inheritance tax/Stamp Duty 
Charges
3) 2 passport Pictures 

We will travel back together to your country for
withdrawals and 
sharing according to the agreed percentage and for
possible investments etc.

Any expenses you make regarding to the transfer of
this business you have to note it down because as soon
as you receive the Funds we will settle expenses first
before sharing. 

Call Dr.Fred Thambo now, inform him your date of
arrival for the 
signing of Final Fund  Release Order Forms and get
back to me as quickly as 
possible by mail to inform me your discussion with
him.  

I wait for your confirmation.


Young.

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Date: Fri, 27 Sep 2002 11:44:26 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: the foreign payment procedures
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]


Howdy Butley,

I too thank Athena and Apollo for getting Pete out of
jail. I think we should give Ben at least 5% for all
his efforts to get Pete out.

Who is Minister Fred Thambo? Is he like a governor or
something? Here governor Pappy O'Daniel is definitely
going to help us out with this adventure to South
Africa. He believes in us Soggy Bottom Boy alright.

Say about those 52,000 greenbacks, I don't have that
kind of cash right now. The only way I could get it
would be if I sold the boat. Do you think you could
just loan the 52,000 to Ben and I'll pay you back when
we get the treasure? If I have to sell the boat then I
won't be able to sail over.

Delmar says hi and wants to know if there are any
women in South Africa with whom you could set him up.
He's not real successful with women I'll have you
know.

You know, I feel like we're fast becoming good friends
and you actually remind me of one of my long-time pals
(Homer Stokes) now dearly departed. Do you mind if I
call you by his name - Homer in remembrance?

Together In The Odyssey,
Ulysses & The Soggy Bottom Boys

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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Sat, 28 Sep 2002 05:21:31 -0500
Subject: try by all possible means at your side


Ulysses,

Fred Thambo  is the foreign payment officer in SA, he
is working with 
the bank and is deeply involved with us in this
business, he is the one 
making every thing possible in the bank and will meet
you to welcome 
you when you arrive. Ensure proper cooperation and
inform him your 
arrangements also, for him to make hotel reservation
for you in advance.

You should know that I have never transfered money
before in my life, 
that we are only following the instructions of the
bank official who is 
making everything possible in the bank.

Uptil now, it's not possible for me to complete the
business alone 
without your support, I have spend $78,000 in bringing
up this business up 
to the present stage you should also realize that I am
the only one 
making all expenses from the beginning both, in paying
the lawyer for the 
affidavit and in paying the medical Dr. for the death
certificate, 
including the tips given to the bank officials for
quick approvals without 
demanding for oral physical interview with you in
person at the counter 
of the bank before approval of payment which is one of
the norms.

You should realize that under normal circumstance,
amount of this 
magnitude can not be approved by email and fax only
unless under special 
arrangement as we also have insider in the bank, so
you should try as much 
as possible to raise the money, and any expenses you
make will be 
deducted from the total amount going into your a/c
before sharing, so it is 
not possible to deduct the $52,000 from the 52Million
as we have to 
follow the official procedures.

You need to understand the procedures of inheritance
as it is the same 
process all over the world. So it not a question of
paying money before 
or after, it is a question of obtaining the right,
correct legal 
documents to process inheritance forms and secure  the
International Fund 
Clearance Certificates together with  Original  Letter
Of Administration 
from the Probate Registry under the Ministry of
Justice. 

You should bear in mind that this man who died, did
not leave any WILL 
behind in your name, and like in every other place,
Letter Of 
Administration is always used to substitute WILL if
somebody dies INTERSTATE and 
there is always a fee for processing of inheritance
forms because it is 
only when these documents [LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION] i
s issued that 
you have the legal authority over the credit balance
and the Estates of 
the deceased holder of the a/c, so as of now you have
no legal right and 
no bank can grant you any request to deduct, transfer
or remove part of 
this funds without this legal instrument authorizing
the bank to make 
payment. 

The only legal instrument needed is this LETTTER OF
ADMINISTRATION, or 
you call it CERTIFICATE OF INHERITANCE and that is
what you are paying 
for, knowing that the process of [HEIRSHIP] is the
same all over the 
world.

Govt. Tax is not negotiable, it is very vital for the
certificate Of 
Inheritance[LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION OF ESTATE]  which
is the legal 
document that will legally authorise the bank to pay
in your favour as 
beneficiary, the only thing is for you to be looking
for money, i will be 
looking for money also, for us to pay the tax together
to obtain complete 
documents for money to start going to your a/c.

Try by all possible means to look for money at your
side, whatever 
expenses you make, always note it down because it will
be fully deducted 
and paid back from the total amount before sharing,
investment etc.

Young.

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Date: Mon, 30 Sep 2002 08:22:57 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: try by all possible means at your side
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]


Howdy Homer,

More great news! Pappy O'Daniel has agreed to fund
this adventure and we have the 52,000 bucks. Delmar,
Pete, Tommy Johnson, and myself will be hoisting sail
on the Calypso very shortly and if Poseidon is fair to
us we should be putting into Cape Town shortly. Meet
us at the dock at in Cape Town because we would have
no idea of where to go or what to do after that.

I would appreciate it greatly if you could setup a gig
or two for the Soggy Bottom Boys while we're in South
Africa. We prefer lively gatherings where folks like a
song and dance. We're pretty sure that our new song
(Man of Constant Sorrow) will be a hit.

Lookin' forward to seeing you, your missus, the young
uns and Ben.

Together in the Odyssey,
Ulysses & The Soggy Bottom Boys

P.S. Any word yet on a woman friend for Delmar?

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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Mon, 30 Sep 2002 14:28:45 -0500
Subject: inform me your arrangements
X-Originating-Ip: 66.133.58.237
X-Originating-Server: ws1-6.us4.outblaze.com

Ulysses,

Dont worry about women, there are beautiful ones here,
when you come, 
you will see them to make choice for yourself.

Thank you for the good news, every other thing here is
ok, and as soon 
as you arrive, we will pay the Tax and sign the final
fund release 
order forms after which, money will be transfered to
your a/c in your 
presence and we will travel back together for sharing,
investment etc.

Try to keep me properly informed about your travel
arrangements for me 
to know when you will arrive, Fred Thambo will come to
welcome you, so 
you need to let me know for hotel reservation   to be
made for you in 
advance and for payment to be programmed accordingly
in your  favour.

Let me know your schedules as soon as possible, also
try by all 
possible means to call thambo, to discuss with him in
details for familarity 
purposes.

Young.

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Date: Mon, 30 Sep 2002 14:25:25 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: inform me your arrangements
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]

Howdy Homer,

Pappy O'Daniel sure got things moving. Barring any
unfortunate encounters with Charybdis or Scylla we
will be arriving at Cape Town on Saturday October 5th.
Here are our confirmed hotel details:

Cape Grace Hotel
West Quay
Victoria & Alfred Waterfront
Cape Town
Phone: (44) 20 7226 1004

Please have Freddie meet us there on Sunday, October
6th. He should meet us for breakfast at 8:30a.m. on
Sunday at The Quay West Restaurant in the hotel.
Please send me a picture of Freddie so that we'll know
who to look for.

We're all really looking forward to meeting you and
getting on to the treasure. Delmar and Pete are beside
themselves with plans about what they're going to do
with their share, I'm going to invest in several
Dapper Dan Pomade factories and altogether I can
finally treat Penny like the queen that she should be.

Together In The Odyssey,
Ulysses

[Cape Town is 870 miles from Johannesburg - a 25-hour
train journey
 The Cape Grace Hotel is a 5-star fancy, shmancy
hotel]

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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Tue, 01 Oct 2002 03:19:23 -0500
Subject: fred will meet you

Ulysses,

I received your mail, Fred will meet you at the hotel,
from there, you 
will proceed with him to Johannesburg where you will
do the signing.

Everything here is ok, and I am looking forward to
meeting you soon, 
ensure you have complete requirements to avoid any
delay, and try to come 
with the money in cash for us to make payment of the
Tax immediately 
you come.

Keep me properly informed until we meet.

Young.

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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Wed, 02 Oct 2002 12:28:51 -0500
Subject: Contact me immediately


Ulysses,

Try to inform me as you arrive Cape Town,  send your
room no. and call 
Thambo on 27-834-843-825.

Waiting to hear from you soon.

Young.

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Date: Wed, 2 Oct 2002 18:00:00 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: Contact me immediately
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]

Dear Butley,

This is Penny, Ulee's honey. Ulee and the Soggy Bottom
boys are on their way. I can't reach them 
while they're travelling but Ulee asked me to check
his email and if you wrote to let you know that 
they're on their way. He sez that your to meet him on
Sunday morning at some restaurant at the hotel 
in Cape Town. If he calls me when he gets there I will
give him your message.

Now, you be good to my Ulee won't you. He's not very
bright when it comes to business opportunities 
and so you'll need to help him good. The girls and I
will be waiting for him to come back with lots 'o 
money since I'm tired of wearing these threadbare
dresses.

Penny & The Girls 

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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Thu, 03 Oct 2002 04:04:55 -0500
Subject: Inform him to call Thambo on arrival

Penny,

Thank for contacting me, I feel at ease now that I
know they are on the way, everything here is ok. and
as soon as they arrive, we will conclude our business
and return back together.

Inform him to call Fred Thambo immediately he arrives
SA. it's urgent for them to discuss before meeting, he
should follow Fred's instruction and do whatever he
ask him to do because he a top bank official and the
foreign payment officer,  he is working in our favour
and under the instructions of the minister, he will
guide and assist him during the signing procedures and
will make transfer to his a/c immediately he signs.

Always keep me informed.

Young.

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Date: Fri, 4 Oct 2002 08:21:29 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: Inform him to call Thambo on arrival
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]

Dear Butley,

I haven't heard from Ulee. I doubt that I'll hear from
him. He's not very good about calling me and the girls
when he's out and about travelling. He's also not very
good about gettin about in foreign countries, all I
know is that your supposed to meet him sometime on
Sunday morning and knowing Ulee and those boys they'll
probably be pigging out at the buffet while their
waitin for you.

Please take care of him, the girls really need him
come back and be a good poppa and the treasure sure
will help us.

Penny & The Girls

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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Sat, 05 Oct 2002 14:59:51 -0500
Subject: I am waiting


Penny,

I am waiting for Ulee to contact me and Fred
immediately he arrives.

Young.

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Date: Sat, 5 Oct 2002 21:49:30 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: I am waiting
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]


Dear Butley,

Have you met with Ulee yet? I sure ain't heard from
him. If you are meeting with him you tell him that he
should call me right away. Don't take him drinking
because those Soggy Bottom Boys sure get into a lot of
trouble once they start drinking especially if they
have any money. Ulee told me that Pappy O'Daniel had
given them some 52,000 bucks to get the treasure.
You'd better get that from Ulee right away otherwise
he and those boys are more 'n likely to blow it all on
booze and other things and all the while me and the
Wharvey gals don't even have decent dresses. Now you
don't forget to have Ulee call me as soon as you see
him.

Penny & The Girls

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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Mon, 07 Oct 2002 04:25:08 -0500
Subject: What is happening


Ulysses,

I have not seen Ulee, has he contacted you, tell him
that he is trying 
to spoil this business with his attitude and my
colleague in the bank 
is starting to doubt his credibility to manage huge
amount of money.

Young.

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Date: Mon, 7 Oct 2002 08:40:26 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: What is happening
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]


Dear Butley,

I sure ain't heard from Ulee. He does this all the
time when he's out on an adventure - I'm the last
person that he worries about. Did you not meet him in
some place called Cape Town? The last he told me that
you was in some town called Jonanensburg but you was
to meet him in Cape Town at some fancy hotel, the
Grace hotel I think. Pappy O'Daniel's been askin me
whether Ulee and the boys got the treasure yet.

If you hear from Ulee you tell him to call home right
away.

Penny & The Girls

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From: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com
Date: Mon, 07 Oct 2002 14:50:53 -0500
Subject: I am tired

Penny,

I am tired of Ulees attitude to the completion of this
business, I am 
still waiting for him to contact me to let me know he
has arrived.

Young.

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Date: Mon, 7 Oct 2002 14:29:13 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: I am tired
To: "butle young" [butleyoung@africamail.com]

Dear Butley,

Now you got the girls and I good and worried. Ulee
sure ain't that good with telephones and all the fancy
gizmos but if he sez that he's gonna be there then he
always keeps his promises. Tell me truly did you go to
meet him at the hotel or are you only waitin to get a
phone from him? As I sez before if you didn't go to
meet him then Ulee probably got with those Soggy
Bottom boys and went carousing somewhere with that
52,000 that Pappy gave them. If I was you I'd hustle
and bustle to that hotel and find Ulee before he
spends all that money. And when you find him you take
him to a phone and make him call me and the girls
right away.

The girls and I we ain't got no money right now with
winter's approachin and all and we're needin money to
pay for heat and groceries. You'd better send Ulee
home with that treasure real quick.

Penny & The Girls

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Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2002 06:31:36 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "AAAAA MMMM"
[tc2tc2@yahoo.com]
Subject: Young
To: ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com


Ulysses McGill,

You should take note of my private mail box. From now
on you be contacting me through this address for
confidential purpose.

Update with you last mail through this ameil.

Young.

[Hmmm... it looks like that bad Anck Su Namun did
that...]

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Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2002 09:11:26 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: Young
To: Send an Instant Message "AAAAA MMMM"
[tc2tc2@yahoo.com]


Dear Butley,

I been so, so worried. I ain't heard from Ulee and the
emails I sent you keep coming back. As I sez, Ulee is
more 'n likely to take the money and waste it in
drinking and carousing with those Soggy Bottom Boys.
Did you go to the hotel to meet him? Did you find him
there? I need to know cause I'm so worried. Ulee never
cares for what the girls and I think and feel. He's
more interested in having an adventure. I talked to
Pappy O'Daniel and he sez that last he knew the boys
were still at that hotel.

Now you go find him and send him back with the
treasure you hear.

Penny & the Girls

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Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2002 14:32:11 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "AAAAA MMMM"
[tc2tc2@yahoo.com]
Subject: still waiting
To: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]


Ulysses,

I tired waiting and looking for him, how could he be
staying in SA without even trying to call me or Fred,
he has our tel nos. so there is no need hanging about
to find him when he can reach me or Fred where ever
and at any time.

If Pappy O'Daniel is reaching them, let him ask Ulee
to call or even contact me by email, otherwise, if he
spends the money, that means he is not serious.

Young.

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Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2002 13:42:20 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: still waiting
To: Send an Instant Message "AAAAA MMMM"
[tc2tc2@yahoo.com]


Dear Butley,

This has been so horrifying and traumatic. I finally
heard from Ulee. The Calypso got caught in the
whirpool of Charybdis and was shipwrecked. Ulee and
the boys clung to a makeshift raft and after four days
of drifting on the open ocean they were finally thrown
up on the island of St. Helena. Ulee was okay but the
Soggy Bottom Boys were all shook up and Delmar lost
some toes to a shark.

Ulee called me from some town on the island called
Jamestown and he sez that they're gonna take the RMS
Helena to Cape Town. He sez that they rescued the
money but had to spend some of it for lodgings and
passage but that they still have about 43,000 bucks
which they will bring with them. He sez that the RMS
Helena will dock at Cape Town on October 15th.

Please, please meet them at the dock and make sure
that Ulee is okay. Finish your business and send him
home as soon as possible and don't go puttin him on
any ship just put him on an airplane. The girls and I
are worried sick.

Penny & the Girls

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Date: Fri, 11 Oct 2002 06:37:15 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "AAAAA MMMM"
[tc2tc2@yahoo.com]
Subject: Ulee should call thambo [IMPORTANT]
To: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]


Penny,

I am now releaved hearing about Ulees whereabout,
Thanks to God they are safe even though they went
through tribulations.

I will make arrangement to complete the rest amount to
pay the Tax when they arrive, you should ask him to
call Mr. Fred Thambo immediately they duck at cape 
town.

See again Thambo's tel no. 27-834843825, if he is
calling from cape town, he should dial it this way
0834843825 that is excluding [27] which is our
country's international access code, so he need not
add 27 when is SA.

HIS CALL IS VERY IMPORTANT as soon as he arrives.
Sure, I will not allow him to come back on ship again.

Thank you for keeping well informed.

Young.

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Date: Sun, 13 Oct 2002 22:28:25 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: Ulee should call thambo [IMPORTANT]
To: Send an Instant Message "AAAAA MMMM"
[tc2tc2@yahoo.com]


Dear Butley,

I got the following email from Ulee. he don't have
your phone number with him and he don't know what to
do next. Please, please meet him at the dock, finish
the business and send him home right away. They
disconnected our phone at home because we couldn't
even pay the bill so Ulee can't even call and talk to
his little ones.

Penny & the Girls

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Date  October 12, 2002 14:44+0100
From  "RMS Helena satellite drop st 1321"
Subject  I love you honey
To  Penny [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]

 Dearest Sweetest Honey,

 I don't have much time. The comm officer let me
send a
 n email from their satellite connection. I had to
beg
 and plead because they only use it for emergencies
a
 nd they didn't think that this was an emergency.
 I really miss you and the girls. Tell them that
Poppa
 loves them and I'll be home soon. We're all
surviving
 except for Delmar who had to have all his toes
amputated
 but the ships doctor sez that he'll be fine. Pete
has
 the Syclla virus and it's caused all his hair t
 o fall out. I don't have any Dapper Dan Pomade left
and
 so I've been using creosote instead for my hair. I
ho
 pe you and the gals are doin well. If you need any
money
 just ask Pappy O'Daniel and he'll no doubt oblige.

 Now, you get to Butley and let him know that I lost

 everything when the Calypso went down except for th
 money. I don't have no phone numbers or nothing adn
 I don't even know his email. You email him and let
him
 know that he should be meeting us when the Helena
do
 cks in Cape Town. The first mate tells us that
we'll
 be docking at the V&A Waterfront Harbor on October
15th
 right around 3:00 in the afternoon. I want to get
the
 treasure and come home as soon as possible. I don't
 know if they still have a room for us at the Grace
hot
 el but I'm sure Homer will find something for us.

 I miss you and the gals and we'll be home with the
 treasure in no time at all.

 Your Loving Ulee

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From: Send an Instant Message "AAAAA MMMM"
[tc2tc2@yahoo.com]
Subject: GIVE HIM THE TEl Nos.
To: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]


Penny,

Why did you not give to him the tel. nos. I sent to
you, see the tel nos. again for you to give to him
immediately because that is the only way we can meet
as Thambo Fred  can not be able to find him in the
habour  without tel communication.

Ask him to be calling Fred Thambo on 27-834843825. but
when in Cape town, he should not add [27] instead, he
should dial exactly like this 0834843825.  He should
call him immediately he arrives for him to meet him or
instruct him on how to meet him in Johannesburg,
because that is where we will conclude the business
and not in Cape town.

I just hope you will be able to send him this
information immediately, or ask him to access him
email emmidiately he arrives to retrive the tel nos.
Try to keep him properly informed, for him to meet
Thambo to sign the release of the trasure, he should
follow thambo's instruction, everything will be
alright and as soon as we return back to meet you,
things will change as our lives will never be the same
again and he will buy another Dapper Dan Pomade

Young.

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Date: Mon, 14 Oct 2002 09:16:52 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: GIVE HIM THE TEl Nos.
To: Send an Instant Message "AAAAA MMMM"
[tc2tc2@yahoo.com]


Dear Butley,

I don't know how reach Ulee. I tried answerin to his
email but it was returned me. Ulee can't even call me
because we don't have a phone at home any more. Please
you can't leave him waiting at the dock. You must meet
him at the dock. When you get there won't someone be
able to tell you where the Helena docks? And I know
that Ulee when he gets there if he dont find anyone he
and those boys will more n likely find a bar and start
spending that money. Even before he left Ulee was
saying something about some place called sin city or
sun city where the dancin was good. I dont know. Now
you take good care o Ulee.

Penny & the Girls

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Date: Mon, 14 Oct 2002 13:08:53 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "AAAAA MMMM"
[tc2tc2@yahoo.com]
Subject: phone is necessary because duck is very large
To: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]


Ulysses,

But he should still have all the Tel nos. if he checks
his email, because it is in my previous emails.

Just in case he contacts you, let him know he should
call immediately because the duck is very large and
will not be easy to just find somebody there, so it is
necessary we use tel to meet ourselves.

When he called you from the Island, did you inform him
according to my directives in the email??

Young.

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Date: Mon, 14 Oct 2002 13:47:00 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: phone is necessary because duck is very
large
To: Send an Instant Message "AAAAA MMMM"
[tc2tc2@yahoo.com]


Dear Butley,

I don't think Ulee has any phone numbers. When he
called from St. Helena I was so overcome that I did
not think to enquire of the treasure hunt or to give
him phone numbers. Now he sez that he lost everythin
when the Calypso went down. Yesterday when I begged
Pappy O'Daniel to find out where Ulee would be coming.
Pappy O'Daniel called the port at Cape Town and they
sez that the RMS Helena will be docking at quay 5 in
the Victoria & Alfred Dock. I and the Girls is so
worried and you are the only one we know there and can
trust. You need to meet Ulee and make sure he's okay.
If anything take the money away from him cos I know
that with that much money he's sure to go drinking and
carousing and gettin into more trouble.

Penny & the Girls


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Date: Tue, 15 Oct 2002 14:05:43 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: phone is necessary because duck is very
large
To: Send an Instant Message "AAAAA MMMM"
[tc2tc2@yahoo.com]


Dear Butley,

I cannot stop cryin and my heart is broken. The girls
are crying and I don't know what to do. We got the
email from the ship. Ulee and the boys are all dead. I
cant believe this is happening. Why did I ever let
Ulee go why did you ask him to come to that foreign
country? It's your fault. Who will provide for me and
the girls now? And now they want so much money to get
Ulee's belongings which has the money that Pappy
O'Daniel gave them. What am I goin to do.

Penny

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Date  October 15, 2002 11:21+0100
From  "RMS Helena satellite drop st 1321"
Subject  We are so sorry
To  [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]

 Dear Mrs. McGill,

 It is with the greatest regret and deepest sorrow
tha
<< t I have to inform you that your husband Ulysses E.

 McGill is dead. From what we have been able to
piece 
 together one of his companions, Mr. Hogwallop, fell
 overboard late last night. It then appears that Mr.

 McGill and his two companions, Mr. O'Connell and
Mr.
 Johnson dove into the water to try and rescue him.
B
 y the time that we turned the ship around there was
 no sign of any of them. It was the Captain's
conclusi
 on that all four of them contracted hypothermia in
the
 cold waters and ultimately Poseidon claimed them.

 Please try to reach us at our head office as soon
as
 possible to finalize the transfer of your husband's

 personal effects that are still on board. We will
be 
 leaving them with a holding company in Cape Town or
 alternatively we can have everything shipped to you
if
 you provide us with an address. There is one last
matter
 that I regret having to bring up at a time like
this b
 ut it has to be done. Your husband and his
companions
 still owe the company GBP sterling 1865.23 (U.S. 
 dollars 2,892.93) for passage and shipment of their
pe
 rsonal effects. When this is paid their personal
effect
 s will be released to you or your representative.
The
 holding company can be contacted by phone or email.

 Their contact details are:
   Telemachus Stowage
   Pier 45, V&A Waterfront
   Cape Town 8000
   Republic of South Africa
   Phone: 27 21 424 8301
   Email: telemachus@ananzi.co.za

 Once again I offer you my condolences and please
feel
 free to contact me via the main office at any time.
 
 Yours Sincerely,
 Persephone Hadean
 RMS Helena First Steward


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Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 11:13:38 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: phone is necessary because duck is very
large
To: Send an Instant Message "AAAAA MMMM"
[tc2tc2@yahoo.com]


Dear Butley,

Can you help me in this time of my sorrow? Can you go
to Cape Town and pick up Ulee's bags? Pappy O'Daniel
either wants us to come good on the treasure or he
needs his money back. Can you pay the stowage shop and
send us the rest of the money? I don't know who else
to ask. The girls and me are countin on you.

Penny

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Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 11:47:50 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "AAAAA MMMM"
[tc2tc2@yahoo.com]
Subject: amazing
To: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]


Ulysses,

I am feel sorrow here also, I dont know what to do as
the authorities will not allow me to pick his
belongings. What happened and how did every body die
at once and the same day?? it's very marvelous..

Young.

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Date: Wed, 16 Oct 2002 12:11:16 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: amazing
To: Send an Instant Message "AAAAA MMMM"
[tc2tc2@yahoo.com]

Dear Butley,

I cant believe that your mocking me. How can it be
marvelous that Ulee is dead? Do you not have any
respect for the dead in your country? All I know about
his death is what the ship told me. I dont even have
money to pay the power bill how can I fly to Cape Town
or anywhere? The captian said that a friend can pick
up his baggage. Are you not Ulee's friend anymore?
What have I done to you?

Penny & the Girls

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Date: Fri, 18 Oct 2002 12:25:30 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: amazing
To: Send an Instant Message "AAAAA MMMM"
[tc2tc2@yahoo.com]


Groot dom dwaas! Dom bobbejaan! (That's you "Butle(y)
Young", "Fred Thambo", "Ben Williams" whatever your
real name(s) is/are)

It's been an "odyssey" alright - and lots of fun for
Ulysses, Penny, Pappy O'Daniel, Pete, Delmar, Tommy,
and all the other colourful characters. While you were
busy trying to sucker seemingly naive Ulysses, Ulysses
was taking you for a ride. You can read all about the
adventures of Ulysses Everett McGill and the Soggy
Bottom Boys here: http://movieweb.com/movie/obrother/
or here -
http://www.suntimes.com/ebert/ebert_reviews/2000/12/122901.html
and for the classic Odyssey itself check out
http://www.mythweb.com/odyssey/ where you'll meet the
rest of the colourful characters such as Achilles,
Ajax, The Lotus Eaters, Syclla, Persephone, etc., etc.

So long you imfene isidenge and perhaps you'll get a
clue in your next life.

Scammingly Yours,
"The Coalition to Make Fools Out of 419 Scamsters"

P.S. Has it been hard to wade through all the junk
mail in your inbox recently? 

[A while ago I had subscribed all the Lad's various
email addresses to
 a gazillion different "opt-in" junk mail offers]

["groot dom dwass" = big stupid fool in Afrikaans
 "dom bobbejaan"   = stupid baboon in Afrikaans
 "imfene isidenge" = foolish baboon in Xhosa]


Date: Fri, 18 Oct 2002 15:58:10 -0700 (PDT)
From: Send an Instant Message "AAAAA MMMM"
[tc2tc2@yahoo.com]
Subject: You are making mistake
To: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]


Ulysses,

you are only ignorant and that is why i said it is
incredible because i never beleive that everybody is
dead, but you are making the worst mistake of your
life since you think it is a joke.

Young.

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Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2002 08:36:42 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Ulysses McGill" [ulyssesmcgill2001@yahoo.com]
Subject: Re: You are making mistake
To: Send an Instant Message "AAAAA MMMM"
[tc2tc2@yahoo.com]


So, groot dom dwaas, I am truly curious. You seem like
a novice at this scam business. How long have you been
trying it? How many people do you have working with
you? Have you actually had any successes so far? If so
how much money have you gotten so far?

Well, I hope you get caught and spend some quality
time in jail. It has been known to happen you know.

So long you dom bobbejaan!

[But wait, don't touch that checkbook - because you also get Louise 2 and 3!]

scamorama