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Reverend Sir Charles Farnes-Barnes of the Foreign Office returns, to give a 'cancer patient' the treatment.


Mrs Maria
Ill. On the scene only long enough to pass the business on to:
Eric Vann More
The 'barrister'
Charles Farnes-Barnes
A Foreign Officer operative, knighted for his service to the Crown, currently undercover as a cleric in the Holy Bagel Community
Sherman Oaks
His personal assistant
Mrs Maria

Typical cancer letter

From: chchappel@verizon.net
Subject: FUNDS FOR GOD WORK
Date: Fri, 8 Oct 2010 14:35:26 +0200 [apparently sent from the future]
To:

Dear Beloved.
Greetings in the name of God,
May the blessings of God be upon you and grant you the wisdom to understand this situation and how much I need your help. I am suffering from a longtime cancer of the breast which also affected my brain, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating, according to my doctors the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.
I know this message will sounds very strange to you, but I have no choice than to choose a stranger like you I have never seen before.what matters will be the trust.such is life some time in life things works in a way we never expected. If we can understand our self and work like one family.This money came as a result of a payback contract deal between my husband and a Russian firm in our country.The Russian partners returned my husbands share.
I will like to assure you that this transaction is 100% risk and trouble free to both parties.My name is Mrs. Maria.due to my complicated health issues (CANCER). Based on this, I want to will my money($US 10,300,000.00 million) to a faithful and God fearing person who would utilize it as I will instruct hence I contact you because,The funds will be used to assist charity organizations,the orphanage homes.I have decided to Will/Donate the sum of 10,300,000.00 (Ten Million three hundred thousand Dollars) to charities through you for the good work of the Lord, and to help the motherless,lessprivileged and also for the assistance of the widows You may be wondering why I chosen you.But someone has to be chosen.I will wait to hear from you if you can handle this task with honesty. God bless you. i want you to help me carry out the charity work to the motherless,lessprivileged and also for the assistance of the widows in the World.
I decided that 30% of this money should be taken by you from the total sum upon the success release of this fund.I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished,as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish,
God bless you and your family.
Mrs.Maria Bejes
PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR FULL NAME, ADDRESS, TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBER ON YOUR REPLY FOR EASY AND IMMEDIATE COMMUNICATION WITH MY CONSULTANT.Reply me via this email For further inquiries contact me through my private email address
:bejesbejesn@aim.com

Charles Farnes-Barnes

Subject: RE: FUNDS FOR GOD WORK/MARIA/1
Date: August 8, 2010 11:40:14 AM PDT
To: bejesbejes54@aim.com
Cc: Lonslo Tossov [another Foreign Office operative, recruited from the former KGB, now fills the time between his FO assignments by investing in start-ups]

My Dear Maria,

Your willingness to give this huge amount of money to charity will be credited when you will soon hopefully meet the Lord.

If you send me this money I will spend it wisely.

I shall give 50% to the Holy Bagel Community which gives out grants to indigents, mendicants and schnorrors from all over Africa. And the other 50% I will donate to His Eminence Cardinal Lonslo Tossov of the Mbalongawank Baptist Church in Natal, South Africa who is known throughout the continent for his kindness.

May you be spared long enough to see the benefits of your munificence.

Father Charles Farnes-Barnes
Chaplain at Large
The Holy Bagel Community
PO Box 69
Bowden Boulevard
Edinburgh EH1 FU2
Scotland

Mrs Maria

To: Charles Farnes-Barnes
Subject: FUNDS FOR GOD WORK
From: bejesbejes54@aim.com
Date: Mon, 9 Aug 2010 02:09:04 -0400

Dear Beloved.

It's my pleasure to receive your mail; I know that your reply to my request for assistance in respect to reaching out to the poor and the needy is not a mistake. I pray you will be granted the grace and wisdom to complete this task.you can carry on the task in your country.

I fully know you will be surprise receiving my mail, since we have not meet or spoken to each other, "Why me"? You might have being asking yourself.. But I want you to know that God work in a miraculous way and you may just found out how important it was that I contacted you. Please know that this mail was meant for you.
May the almighty God of host protect you and the rest around you. I took courage to write this mail,because im very sick, I want you to contact my lawyer.I am passing through much pains. I want you to hurry up the transfer from barrister eric van more because of my present situation.im very sick in the hospital and i dont know what might happen.but i depend on my God to keep me alife.Please you invest the money in different charity of your good choice

Please contact him immediately with the below information's:

N.B-PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO GIVE THE LAWYER IN CHARGE A CALL IN HOLLAND IMMEDIATELY, HE DOES EVERYTHING ON MY BEHALF AND HE'S VERY UNDERSTANDING AND I BELIEVE HE WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME AMEN. dail, Tel:+31 617-870-219

Solicitors, Notary Public, Wills, Property Transaction
Barrister Eric van More Family Law Chambers
kwintsheulstraat31 1062ed Amsterdam, n.l
Email:ericvanmore@aim.com
Tel:+31 617-870-219
Fax:+31-847-545-681

I am in a sick bed in the Hospital and i will be undergoing for surgery operation any time from now. I pray that God will see me through in this operation. You and your family should pray for me to survive the operation and i know that God that have chosen you to carry out this charity project will guild you all through the project in Jesus Name.

I am waiting for your reply and update from the attorney. Once again I thank you very much for your effort in this Charity Project. I pray that God almighty will give you the strength to complete this charity project. Please download my pictures in the hospital.can you send yours

God bless you and your family.
Mrs Maria

Charles Farnes-Barnes

Subject: RE: FUNDS FOR GOD WORK
Date: August 9, 2010 2:57:08 AM PDT
To: bejesbejes54@aim.com, ericvanmore@aim.com
Cc: Lonslo Tossov

Dear Mrs Maria,

Thank you for your e-mail.

His Eminence Cardinal Lonslo Tossov inserted special prayers for your recovery at his Sunday service yesterday and I am sure that the Lord will ensure that you receive all that you desrve for your charitable endeavours.

To Mr Van More, please let me know if there is any further information I can provide speed the modalities.

Remain blessed,
Father Charles Farnes-Barnes
Chaplain at Large
The Holy Bagel Community

Barrister Eric Vann More

... and here comes the "lawyer"...

To: Charles Farnes-Barnes
Subject: RE: FUNDS FOR GOD WORK
From: ericvanmore@aim.com
Date: Tue, 10 Aug 2010 09:25:53 -0400

Family Laws Consultant FLC
kwintsheulstraat31 1062ed Amsterdam, n.l
Tel:+31 617-870-219 Fax:+31-847-545-681
Our Ref:NL/APP/IF/01/44 23

Attn:Father Charles Farnes-Barnes
Thanks for the informations and a copy of your identity.
Let me make some clarifications regarding the charity Fund . You will not be processing this transaction with Mrs Maria Bejes , but, to represent her interest, and so, facilitating the final release of this said amount to you.through Bank Finance/Security Company.The present position of this said Fund,awaiting clearance. It is the Company's duty to effect a release of this funds to you after all the necessary steps are taking.

This is exactly where you come in because my client Mrs.Maria Bejes cannot come forward to make this claim this money due to her failling health.It is the duty of the Bank Finance/Security Company to effect a release of this Funds to you after all the necessary steps and document are verifield by the company.

Before We can send any documents relating to the transfer of this fund.

I ask you to look at below options and get back us as soon as possible, so that we can move forward to expedite action on the final release.

(1).Physical appearance (it means you must come to Holland in person, therefore you have to make an appointment and set a date) to visit the Bank Finance/Security Company who will be helping in releasing the said Fund.

[Standard operating procedure in this sort of scam is to demand that the victim travel to claim the money. The victim is reluctant or unable to undertake the journey, whereupon a kindly lawyer steps in to do the needed paperwork, for a fee.]

(2).The second option is Bank to Bank.maybe is very hard for you to travel to Europe where the fund was deposited.we need to open non resident account in your name to enable the bank Transfer fund from the depositing account to new account in holland and due course you can tranfer the total amount bit by bit to your original account through the help of your new non resident account.Note:as soon as you contact the bank they will required to pay certain amount to enable them set a non resident account in your name.

Please look at both options and get back us.let me know the option you think is best for You. so that we can move forward to expedite action on the final release.

If the terms as stated is aggreable to you, then i will appreciate you let know the best option for you, to enable me send some relivant documents to secured the consignment

Thanks and God bless you. Barrister Eric Vann More
Tel:+31 617-870-219
Fax:+31-847-545-681

Charles Farnes-Barnes

Date: August 12, 2010 1:24:32 AM PDT

Dear Mr Van More,

Thank you for your latest e-mail.

I would be pleased to come to Holland in person. My colleagues inform me that there are many sights in Amsterdam which would be of great interest.

Would one day next week be convenient for you?

Nu deze brief stick in je reet as you say in Dutch,

Father Charles Farnes-Barnes
The Holy Bagel Community

Barrister Eric Vann More

Subject: FUNDS FOR GOD WORK/FARNESBARNES/VANNMORE
From: ericvanmore@aim.com
Date: Sat, 14 Aug 2010 03:18:57 -0400

Dear Sir.

We cannot any arrange any documents without a copy of your identity.but we shall again discuss with security finance company about this issue and get back to you with update

Yours faithfully
Barrister Eric Van More


Now what's the betting that all of a sudden the security finance company will OK the transaction - upon payment of a fee for our old favourite demurrage or some legal fees.

However, Father Farnes-Barnes will keep this mugu on line for as long as possible.

Barrister Eric Vann More

Subject: FUNDS FOR GOD WORK/FARNESBARNES/VANNMORE
From: ericvanmore@aim.com
Date: Mon, 16 Aug 2010 03:35:39 -0400

Dear Sir.

The security company bank will not set up a date for you because we dont have a valid passport to process your coming the other option.can you travel to spain to make this claim?because the company will accept your condition.they only check your passport at the point of arrival.making sure you are the right person.let me know if you can travel to spain

Yours faithfully
Barrister Eric Van More

Charles Farnes-Barnes

Date: August 16, 2010 1:23:07 AM PDT

Dear Mr Van More,

I can understand that the security company need to see me - but only a few days ago you told me that I needed to go to Holland. So why does the company now want me to go to Spain?

Have you spoken to Mr Klootzak, The Holy Bagel Community's lawyer in Rotterdam? Perhaps he can help you as he has a copy of my United Nations laissez passer which he will be pleased to show you.

Nu deze brief stick in je reet

Sincerely,
Father Charles Farnes-Barnes
The Holy bagel Community

Barrister Eric Vann More

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Date: Mon, 16 Aug 2010 09:24:57 -0400

Dear Sir.
the location of the consigment is in spain.it better you see the funds your self and after dealing with company.you can lodge the funds into your account for the charity for humanity.let me know so the company can arrange a date of your arrival.

Yours faithfully
Barrister Eric Van More

Barrister Eric Vann More

Date: Mon, 16 Aug 2010 11:50:36 -0400

Our Ref:NL/APP/IF/02/44.

Attn:Dear Father Charles Farnes-Barnes
The Holy bagel Community.

Dear Sir.

You have already been informed about this change of plan. And it is the best for you.

I shall forward the contact details of the security company in Spain,upon your response.

Yours faithfully.
Barrister Eric Van More.

Sherman Oaks

Date: August 16, 2010 9:14:43 AM PDT
To: ericvanmore@aim.com

Dear Barrister,

Father Farnes-Barnes is out of the office until the morning of Wednesday August 18.

He asked me to inform all correspondents that he will attend to his mail immediately on his return.

Sherman Oaks
Personal Assistant to Father Charles Farnes-Barnes
The Holy Bagel Community

Charles Farnes-Barnes

Date: August 18, 2010 2:47:28 AM PDT
To: ericvanmore@aim.com

Dear Mr Van More,

Truly the Lord works in mysterious ways! On my return from France I have received an invitation to visit my dear friend Reverend Lonslo Tossov of Natal, South Africa in Barcelona next week for a much-needed holiday.

If, as you state, I need to travel to Spain to conclude our business, let me know when and where as soon as possible.

Nu deze brief stick in je reet as you say in Dutch,

Remain blessed,
Father Charles Farnes-Barnes
The Holy Bagel Community

Barrister Eric Vann More

Subject: Ms Maria Charity
Date: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 01:40:32 -0400

Thanks for your email.I told you in my last email about the situation of the consigment.the consigment will be cleared within three countries so i am waiting for a signal where exactly you can clear the consigment and meet with the delivering diplomat or company.i shall let you know tommorow their contact to enable you reach them for appointment.it can be spain or france

Yours faithfully
Barrister Eric Van More

Ah well, we're keeping the custard boiling as now the "barrister" has to wriggle out of his predicament
--Father F-B

Barrister Eric Vann More

Subject: URGENT REPLY MS MARIA CHARITY
Date: Thu, 19 Aug 2010 07:25:45 -0400

following a telex advice received from the customs department I shall send the certificate of deposit to the security company Valencia Spain that is a contractual and a legal documents showing that you are the benefiary to the Funds(consigment).The process of releasing the Funds(consigment) from the customs.

Below is what the company require from you to enable them clear the consigment from the customs department Valencia Spain.

on the date of arrival below are the iteams to claim the Funds (consigment) from the customs department

(1) You have to Identify your self either with your international travelling passport or a driver's licence on your arrival Your name in the your international passport (Charles Farnes-Barnes)must be outlined with the vault seal of the security company valencia

(2) You must pay 18,800euros(Eighteen Thousand Eight Hundred Euros)in cash for the clearance of the consigment, Handling charges, from the customs through the help of the security company via the customs.

let me know to enable me connect you to the security company in spain to set a date of your arrival where and when

Yours faithfully
Barrister Eric Van More

Charles Farnes-Barnes

Date: August 20, 2010 1:27:07 AM PDT

Dear Mr Van More,

I arrive in Barcelona on Tuesday August 24th.

Now it is true that I am not an expert in financial affairs but it seems to me that the sum of 18,800 euros is an extortionate amount to charge simply for handling charges. I suggest you contact the security company and tell them that I refuse to pay this ridiculously high charge. I am sure that they will be prepared to negotiate.

If not, I am prepared to walk away from this whoe business rather than deal with such villains.

Yours sincerely,
Father Charles Farnes-Barnes
The Holy Bagel Community

Barrister Eric Vann More

Subject: URGENT REPLY MS MARIA CHARITY/SECURITY COMPANY
Date: Fri, 20 Aug 2010 06:23:19 -0400

Attn:Father Charles Farnes-Barnes

I understand it is alot amount.remember you will get the money back as soon as you recieve the consigment I want to know how much you can get from the 18,800 euros.then i will personally add to it. Mrs Maria is 100% sure you are going to handle her wish without problems because she is a God fearing christain and you are working for the lord.let me know how much reasonable amount you can from the 18,800 euros.

I will give you the contact of the security company as soon as you tell me how much you can get. because you need to contact for them to set up a date of your arrival.

Yours faithfully
Barrister Eric Van More

Charles Farnes-Barnes

Date: August 20, 2010 3:57:58 AM PDT

Dear Mr Van More,

Thank you for your quick reply.

I appreciate your comments although I still think you should not give in to these rascals. Tell the security company that your client is willing to pay eight thousand euros and not a cent more for their work.

Nu deze brief stick in je reet as you say in Amsterdam,

Yours Sincerely,
Father Charles Farnes-Barnes
The Holy bagel Community

Barrister Eric Vann More

Date: Fri, 20 Aug 2010 08:13:47 -0400

Attn:Father Charles Farnes-Barnes

Please do not insuit them (rascals) you are a man of God.as you are doing this work God Almighty will bless you.The amount is much because the comsigment must go through the custom that make it legal.so i will give you the contact of the company and you should contact them for a date.

God Bless You Yours faithfully
Barrister Eric Van More

Charles Farnes-Barnes

Date: August 20, 2010 7:06:04 AM PDT

Dear Mr Van More,

As a man of God I try to see the best in everyone but these people ARE rascals! There can be no justification for charging 18,800 euros for some simple paperwork. Or is this inflated fee charged because there is anything illegal in this work and bribes must be paid to customs officials?

You will understand that if that is the case then I must withdraw from the whole business because the Holy Bagel Community works strictly within the law.

However, if everything is above board then I am prepared to pay what are still extremely high costs. Incidentally, we always prefer to pay in US dollars or pounds sterling as opposed to Euros. I presume that this should not cause any obstacle.

As the Dutch proverb so wisely says, Moge je pik eraf vallen

Yours sincerely,
Father Charles Farnes-Barnes
The Holy Bagel Community

Mrs Maria

... comes back to try to soften Charles up ...

Subject: Apostle Of Servant Leadership
From: bejesbejes54@aim.com
Date: Mon, 9 Aug 2010 11:34:29 -0400

Dear Father Charles Farnes-Barnes.

I wish to state that you are a good apostle of servant leadership and the only person who can carry out my wishes genuinely and popularized the concept to serve the good work of the Lord, and to help the motherless,lessprivileged and also for the assistance of the widows.I truly believe you are faithful and God fearing person who would utilize the funds as I have instructed.I pray to God you are able to get your part done and I know God almighty knowing your purpose will never fail you.Giving glory to God for the life well lived, regardless how we spent our life, we still have to be thankful to God.

I thank God for your humility, faithfulness, honesty, transparency, soberness, and for given such to humanity to wishes and goals to Mrs Maria charity Foundation.God will show you the good ways.

I am in a sick bed in the Hospital and i will be undergoing for surgery operation any time from now. I pray that God will see me through in this operation. You and your family should pray for me to survive the operation and i know that God that have chosen you to carry out this charity project will guild you all through the project in Jesus Name.

Once again I thank you very much for your effort in this Charity Project. I pray that God almighty will give you the strength to complete this charity project.i want to know how far you gone with Barrister Eric Van More.

God bless you and your family.Please download my pictures in the hospital.Can you send yours?
Mrs Maria

Charles Farnes-Barnes

Date: August 10, 2010 1:54:32 AM PDT

Dear Mrs Maria,

Unfortunately the Holy Bagel Community does not allow its officials to send photoraphs or any details about themselves in order to prevent fraud. Alas, there are many West African criminals [mostly Nigerian] who have attempted to gain access to our substantial funds.

Remain blessed,

Father Charles Farnes-Barnes

[More to come?]