CAMMY WHITE is a trusted associate of ELIZA DANE and MAL REYNOLDS, who have graced this site many times, in adventures such as I AM NOT HEAR FOR A JOKE OK and GOOD GRIEF!.
In this adventure, the phrase "make the payment" appears thirty-five times. Possibly a record.
There wasn't anything special about this bait - no Lad documents to laugh over or trophies to treasure - but it was strangely satisfying nonetheless.
On with the show!
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Robert Mueller
Robert Mueller
Attn: Beneficiary, Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by cordinating your payment intotal USD$11,000.000.00 in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM CARD. Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $350.00 only and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.
CONTACT INFORMATION So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment information's which you'll use in making payment of $350.00 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay. We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you. Thanks and hope to read from you soon.
ROBERT S. MUELLER, III [Your basic "FBI" letter - for more, see the JUST THE FACTS, MA'AM digest.]
That's it for Bob Mueller. Camille (Cammy) White
Mr Duke,
I don't know what your boss Mr Mueller was talking about, because I'm not owed $11 million by anybody. I've had trouble getting my lottery winnings ($2.2 million) from the First Bank of Nigeria, and the other names you mentioned are all news to me. Regards, Camille White Frank Duke
Frank Duke, however, hit the ground running. Fair enough - I just have to try a bit harder, that's all. 17 January 2010
Dear Camile White,
Best Regards Camille (Cammy) White
Mr Duke, Frank Duke
17 January 2010
Dear Camile White, Camille (Cammy) White
Let's see if this can shake him...
Mr Duke,
"it is our duty to protect the American Citizens" - but I'm not an American citizen; I'm an Australian. Camille White Frank Duke
He doesn't care. Fine - keep trying! 17 January 2010
Attention: Camille, Camille (Cammy) White
Mr Duke,
That ATM card - which I don't want - holds five times what I'm owed - that can't be right! I want the right amount ($2.2 million) sent to my bank account. What do I have to do? Camille White Frank Duke
18 January 2010
Dear Camile white,
Use The Information Below To Make The Payment
Once the payment is made do not forget to send me the MTCN so that I will forward the confirmation receipt to them for the shipment arrangement to commence. Camille (Cammy) White
Cammy would not like that Q&A...
Mr Duke, Frank Duke
19 January, 2010, 5:17 PM
Dear Camile White, Camille (Cammy) White
Mr Duke, Frank Duke
He senses payday... 20 January, 2010, 6:00 PM
Dear Camille White , Camille (Cammy) White
Mr Duke, Frank Duke
21 January, 2010, 4:51 PM
Dear Camile White, Did I ask him to deduct any money? Once again go and make the payment with the inforation Below so that your $2.2million USD will be transfer to your bank account immediately.Use The Information Below To Make The Payment NAME: JOSEPH ODILI ADDRESS: 10 LIVERPOOL ROAD APAPA CITY: LAGOS COUNTRY: NIGERIA ZIP CODE: 23401 TEXT QUESTION: WHO MADE YOU ANSWER: GOD AMOUNT: $350 Once the payment is made do not forget to send me the MTCN so that I will forward the confirmation receipt for the transfer arrangement to commence. Go and make the payment so that arrangement can be carried out ontime. I will like you to get back to me with the information you use to make the payment and your personal phone number for more conversaction. Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT Camille (Cammy) White
The bit in italics is where I rewrote his original message for the chop.
Mr Duke,
You're no great advert for the FBI. Can't you be at least a little bit polite?
Dear Camile White, Frank Duke
He didn't notice - fine!
22 January, 2010, 7:57 PM
Attn : Camile, Thanks for your kind reply and co-operation, i will like to know if you have make the payment so that the transfer of your funds will commence ASAP. Talking aboue the Q&A you can as well change it yourself and get back to me the one u come up with, i thought you believe in GOD like i do because i am a pastor in my church that is why i decide to use the Q&A in the information i gave to you. I Await Your Urgent Response. Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT. Camille (Cammy) White
Mr Duke,
I'm not a Christian, and I'm not going to be just because you're a pastor in your church. Is your lot the kind that does that slaying in the spirit and speaking in tongues like that Benny Hinn joker? Freyja's tears, that looks so dumb! I'm Asatruar, and always will be. I'll never be one of the sheople. As it is, your man Walla won't need a Q&A. He'll have proper ID. Camille White Frank Duke
23 January, 2010, 9:48 PM
Dear Camile White, It`s ok by me that`s not should be the case remember that we don`t have much time to transfer your fund into your account and i also want to hurry up and make the payment so that your fund can be wire on time. Don`t forget to make the payment via Western Union or Money Gram and as soon as the payment is been made get back to me with the payment information so that arrangement will be carried out away. Best Regards Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT. Camille (Cammy) White
Mr Duke,
I sent the money, I gave you the payment info, and your man Walla was supposed to pick it up. Don't waste time writing crap - just make sure you get the money. Camille White Frank Duke
24 January, 2010, 8:06 AM
Dear Camile White, Please if you don`t mind kindly resend me the payment information that you use to make the payment so that arrangement can be carried out away on time. Best Regards Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT Camille (Cammy) White
OK, might as well let him know...
Mr Duke,
For fuck's sake - I used the info you gsve me! NAME: VICTOR WALLA ADDRESS: 57 KANAYO ST CITY: OWERRI COUNTRY: NIGERIA ZIP CODE: 23401 AMOUNT: $350 Like I said, the code you need is 85313042. Is there any reason why you're screwing around like this? Camille White Frank Duke
He didn't notice AGAIN!
24 January, 2010, 9:29 AM
Dear Camile White, Did you make the payment via Western Union or via Money Gram please get to back to me Dr Frank Duke Camille (Cammy) White
Mr Duke,
It was by Moneygram. Camille White Frank Duke
Is this Lad a TOTAL bonehead?
24 January, 2010, 9:47 AM
Dear Camile White, I was just coming from the bank and they said i should go and provide the Question and Answer that you use to make the payment and then the Name of Senders and Address before i can be able to pull out the money. Did you make the payment via Western Union or Money Gram this are all the details i need to know before the bank we release the money. I await your urgent respond Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT. Camille (Cammy) White
Mr Duke,
IT WAS MONEYGRAM YOU BONEHEAD! I've only told you THREE TIMES now. And you don't need a Q&A when you've got the proper ID, and your man does, right? Camille White Frank Duke
At LAST!
24 January, 2010
Dear Camile White, I think there is a mistake some where else may be you have sent the money to a wrong person the information i gave you was not VICTOR WALLA as the Recievers Name It was Joseph Odili so there is no way i can pick the money. I suggest you should go back to were you make the payment for complain and there is no way that you will send money throug Money Gram and they will not give u the Q and A because that is the only way i can be able to pick up the money from the bank. If we most carried out this transaction i await for you kind respond. Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT Camille (Cammy) White
Mr Duke,
No mistake - I sent the money to the name you gave; Victor Walla. And what do you mean by "there is no way i can pick the money"? I didn't send it to you! Don't give me bullshit about the Q&A. It's only for receivers who don't have proper ID, and your guy Walla would have good ID. Camille White Frank Duke
24 January, 2010
Dear Camile White, I felt embarrassed when I read your previous mail, I strongly suggest that if we must carry on and have your Fund wire to your bank account sent to you for your mutual benefits, then please go ahead and make the Western Union Payment with the information's sent to you in my previous email. And i need your personal phone number for more conversaction. Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT. Camille (Cammy) White
Mr Duke,
I paid your man already. Why the fuck do I have to pay another of your people again? Explain that! Camille White Camille (Cammy) White
Two days later...
Mr Duke,
That guy Walla picked up the money; what the fuck are you waiting for? When do I get my money? Camille White Frank Duke
26 January, 2010
Dear Camile White, I GUESS YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMED FROM ANOTHER PARTY DON'T KNOW VICTOR WALLA SO GO AHEAD AND FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS. The information i sent to you that you should use to make the payment was to be Joseph Odili not Victor Walla, the reciever should be Joseph Odili and not the other person you were talking about. Moreso, i dont know this Victor Walla that you are taking about i can't remember sending you a payment information of Victor Walla, i think you are making transaction with 2 parties here now which is not right as i am here to protect you with your fund which you don't have to deal with another person because there are so much scam moving around the globe, and moreso i will like you to get back to me with your personal phone number for oral conversation. So i will like to urge you to quite dealing with the other unauthorise parties so that you will not be confused and convices of being scammed again. Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT. Camille (Cammy) White
Mr Duke,
If I've been scammed then it's down to you! I'm not responsible for your fucking amnesia. How the fuck did you get to be a Fed? I'll forward you the email you sent me and you'll see there's no Joe Odili. BTW, I don't have a personal phone, so stop going on about it; not that it makes a difference. Camille White Camille (Cammy) White
Mr Duke,
Anything to say NOW? It had better be good! Camille White
Dear Camile White, Frank Duke
27 January, 2010
Dear Camile White,
I think there most be a mistake some where else but let us not prolong the issue want i want you to do now is this kindly proceed to the bank and inform then that the money was sent to a wrong person seem the money is not yet pick up then the bank can reserve it back and send it to the other payment information i sent to you.
Please kindly do that and get back to me ASAP because we don`t have much time for the transfer to commence.
Dr Frank Duke
FBI AGENT.
Camille (Cammy) White
Mr Duke,
The money has been picked up, and if it's gone to the wrong person it's your fault. Camille White Frank Duke
This was not a wise move!
28 January, 2010
Dear Camile White, I`m really sorry for the incedent don`t worry everything we be taking good care of and moreso I have discuses the issue with the CEO and The Board Of Authority. Go and use the information below to make the payment via Western Union. Receivers Name: Joseph Odilli Address: 10 Liverpool Road Apapa Country: Nigeria Amount: $350 Question: What is your best colour Answer: Yellow Once the payment is been made get back to me with the MTCN number and other information. Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT Camille (Cammy) White
Mr Duke,
So someone steals my money and your response is don't worry, it's all good, sent more money? Say WHAT? Camille White Frank Duke
29 January, 2010
Dear Camile White, Why are you sounding so rude this way i`m here to help you with your fund but all could do it to insalt me things does`nt work that way. I promise to investiga on that issue to know who is the Walla and to get him arrested your fund has been on my desk for a long time and waiting to wire into your Bank Account and remember will dont have much time to do that. Kindly do what i ask you to do before will dispose your fund to the goverment house. Dr Frank Duke Camille (Cammy) White
Mr Duke,
I speak my mind because my religion demands total candour in my everyday life. If you don't like my language, that's too bad. Get used to it. Send me a bank account to remit your fees to. It's the only way. Finally - don't try to threaten me. You can't do that and you know that you can't do that, so don't even try. Camille White Frank Duke
30 January, 2010
Use the information Below to make the payment via Western Union Receivers Name: Joseph Odili Address: 10 Liverpool Road Apapa Country: Nigeria Amount: $350 Question: What is your best color Answer: Yellow As soon as the payment is been made get back to me with the MTCN number and the other information. Hope to hear from you soonest. Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT. Camille (Cammy) White
Subtlety is lost on this Lad...
SEND ME A BANK ACCOUNT TO REMIT YOUR FEES TO. IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
Frank Duke
30 January, 2010
Dear Camile White, That is the only way you can be able to send the transfer fee through Western Union. Best Regards. Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT. Camille (Cammy) White
Why?
Frank Duke
31 January, 2010
Dear Camile White, That is the only way we can be able to receive the payment from you moreso i want to use this opportunity to urge you that we don`t have much time for the transfer of your Fund to take place and all delay Fund will be dispose to the Government House Of Representative. Go and make the payment and get back to me, I await your urgent respond as soon as the payment is been made. Best Regards Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT. Camille (Cammy) White
It's Sunday. Everything's closed. No can do.
Frank Duke
31 January, 2010
No problem is OK by me but you just try as much as you can to make the payment first thing Monday morning so that the transfer of you Fund will commence immediately. Best Regards Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT. Camille (Cammy) White
Fine - but it's going to be to you, not that Joseph Obilli guy.
Frank Duke
I have no idea what the first sentence was supposed to say...
31 January, 2010
Dear Camile White, The Joseph Odili is me and that is and like i said before that is the only way i can be able to receive the money from you and follow my instruction so that mistake we not occur. We the Federal Bureau Of Investigation we are working directly with the bank to protect people Fund not to be scam by scammed. Use the information that i sent you to make the payment and as soon as the payment is been made get to me. I await your urgent respond. Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT Camille (Cammy) White
Mr Duke,
How the fuck can you be Joseph Odili? Camille White Frank Duke
31 January, 2010
Dear Camile White, Don`t worry about that you just proceed to the nearest bank and make the payment with the information i gave you for your Fund to be wire into your account. Like i told you before that we are working directly with the Bank the Joseph Odili is the Manager of the Bank as soon as i receive the payment slip from you i will forward all necessary information to him to enable him wire your Fund into your account. I await your urgent respond. Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT. Camille (Cammy) White
And he expects Cammy to be reassured by that?
So now you are not Joseph Odili - he's someone else entirely.
Are you on drugs? Frank Duke
01 February 2010
Dear Camile White, am sick and tired of this whole long story everyday i have told you about this before that we the FBI are working directly with the Bank like i told you before am incharge of any receiving fee for transfer to take place and as soon as i receive it i will forward the payment slip to the Bank Manager for him to transfer the Fund into your Account You dont worried about the information i sent you to use to make the payment make sure is made via Western Union and your Fund will be wire into your Bank account immediately. Go and make the payment and get back to me ASAP. Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT. Camille (Cammy) White
Mr Duke,
FYI Joseph Odili isn't the bank manager; Sir Collinus Camara holds that position. I don't like being lied to! What's your game? Camille White Frank Duke
02 February 2010
Dear Camile White, Mr Joseph Odili is the assistance to Sir Collins Camara They both work together as we the FBI as soon as any Fund is been pay for fee to transfer to there account i will forward the payment slip to Mr Joseph Odili as he his the receive to pick up the money from the bank and as soon as the money is been picked he deliver the slip to Sir Collins Camara for transfer to commence immediately. Moreso i want to urge you this information that has been going round to the Banks and FBI, the Government has fixed a mandated date been on the 8th of FEB 2010 for dispose to all Fund that has not be wire to there Bank Account. Go and make the payment and get to me ASAP. I await your urgent respond so that arrangement will carried out away on time. Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT. Camille (Cammy) White
Sir Camara never heard of any Joseph Odili. He says you're a scammer.
Frank Duke
04 February 2010
Dear Camile White, I rather suprise that you dont seem to believe me like i said before i am in the best position to help you with your fund they are the once that is the scammer i want you to be carefull for them not to scam you again. If will most carried out this transaction you will not be with us the FBI and as well with another partie we can not accept that and if you think that will the FBI is the scammer so be it. But mind you that will are here to protect you and your fund seem you heardling believe us that means will have to dispose your fund to the Government House Of Representative. Once again becarefull with those poeple that you are dealing with for then not to scam you they are all lieying. I remain silent ontill you get back to you self. Good Day Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT. Camille (Cammy) White
You told me a lie that was proved to be a lie beyond doubt and you ask me why I don't trust you. You're FBI, all right - a Fucking Boneheaded Idiot.
Frank Duke
07 February 2010
Dear Camile White, I did`nt tell you lies may be you also know someone that bear the same name i though it was my own Collins you are talking about that is the why i said so. I hope i did get you upset with that listen Mr Camile White is like you are not instreted of geting your Fund please i will like to know if you are instrested of geting for me to stop updating you becasue we the FBI wiil dont pulls poeple to the world. I await your urgent reply Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT. Camille (Cammy) White
For one thing, it's Ms Camille White, thank you very much!
And for another - just how many Sir Collins Camara do you think there are working for the same bank? Just think about it because it's like, duh. If you want me to believe you then give me some proof that you are what you say you are. Camille White Frank Duke
08 February 2010
Attn: (Mr.Camile White), Good day to you, i have received your email and i als want to inform you that i`m in the best position to assits you get your Fund. According to the previous email from us: Our Work is done at the request of congressional committees or sub-committees or is mandated by public laws or committee reports. We also undertake research under the authority of the Controller General so this is a 100% risk free venture at your favour all i demand from you is truth and follow my instructions so that you can get your Fund at 2,000,000:00 only, I await your urgent respond. Dr Frank Duke FBI AGENT. Camille (Cammy) White
Mr Duke,
Yeah, fine, but it says nothing about you. I need to see something that proves that you are fair dinkum. You have ID - so show me. Camille White Camille (Cammy) White
AND IT'S MS CAMILLE WHITE! NOT MR!
FOR FUCK'S SAKE GET IT RIGHT! And he sent some FBI-themed JPEGs he'd picked up off the web, plus a logo that turned out to be the symbol for the US Embassy at Muscat; all in all a not terribly convincing collection. Frank Duke
10 February 2010
Dear Camile White, I write to inform you that seem you are not showing us any sign of seriouness that you really need your Fund and you did meet up ontime before the dispose date your Fund as been dispose to the Government House Of Representative. As it`s now will dont have any futher conversation with you any more have a wonderfull ahead if your future. Good Day Camille (Cammy) White
Go buttfuck a goat and lick its ass out afterwards, you dirty little scumbag He gave up at this point. He'd lasted longer than I hoped. |