LICKED

I wish I could see the look on this spammer's face when he reads this.

An end-of-year tidbit from the Brain behind "Whitey Bulgur" (WHITE MISCHIEF and Dickensian masterpieces such as APOSTROPHE NOW and BLEAK LAD.

During this festive season, Our Hero received a standard "should we give this hitherto unknown (and completely imaginary) Treasure to this imaginary person?" letter.

Prof. Henry William

X-Originating-IP: [41.138.186.56]
From: Zenith Bank Atm Card Department Zenith Bank Atm Card Department <_zenith_atm_bnkkkk@hotmail.com_ (mailto:zenith_atm_bnkkkk@hotmail.com) >
Subject: SO TELL US CAN WE GIVE THIS MAN INSTRUCTION TO MAKE THIS PAYMENT? OR YOU CAN SEND THE REQUIRED AMOUNT IMMEDIATELY.
Date: Thu, 29 Dec 2011 20:38:24 +0100

Zenith Bank International Plc
No.40 Rue Hounsa way momodu road
Cotonou Benin Republic
TelFax Number: 0022-966-481-855 or +22-966-481-855.

PAYMENT NOTIFICATION OF YOUR INHERITANCE CLAIM FUNDS
($10.5MILLION)THROUGH ATM CARD

Attention:Sole Beneficary ,

WE RECIEVED AN EMAIL FROM ONE MR. RACHELL BORDOY WHO PRESENTED A TELEPHONE NUMBER WITH A RESIDENT ADDRESS, SAYING THAT YOU GAVE HIM THE POWER OF ATTORNEY TO MAKE YOUR CLAIMS FUND OF $10.5MILLION USD IN THE ATM MASTERCARD FUND AND STOP ORDER INSTRUCTION ON THE FUNDS PENDING WHEN YOUR VIEWS AND COMMENTS ARE RECEIVED WITH REGARDS TO THIS MATTER. PLEASE TRY AND GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY YOU GOT THIS EMAIL MESSAGE SENT TO YOU TODAY BEFORE WE INSTRUCT HIM TO PAY FOR THE REQUIRED CHARGES WHICH IS REQUIRED AND HAVE THE $10.5MILLION USD RELEASED TO HIM IMMEDIATELY.

BELOW IS THE INFORMATIONS HE SENT TO US NOW.

NAME: MR.RACHELL BORDOY

ADDRESS: 80 WEST 170ST, APT C4 BRONX, NY 10452.

HIS OFFICE TELEPHONE NUMBER: +12062034058

EMAIL ADDRESS:rachellbordoy@newyork.usa.com

YOUR URGENT RESPONSE WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED. FEEL FREE TO CALL US: +22-966-481-855 OR +22-997-836-292 OR EMAIL US IF YOU HAVE ANY QUERIES IMMEDIATELY.

SO TELL US CAN WE GIVE THIS MAN INSTRUCTION TO MAKE THIS PAYMENT? OR YOU CAN SEND THE REQUIRED AMOUNT IMMEDIATELY.

NOTE PS: Let us use the words: " Trust In God " as the logo words in all e-mail communications henceforth to authenticate our e-mails.

Awaiting for your urgent response.

Awaiting for your urgent response.

With best regard,
Officially Signed.
Prof.Henry William
(Director Foreign Department Zenith Bank Benin Republic)

Our Hero

Absolutely, Give him the money. He is my lover. He and I share everything.
I will confess that he might flirt with you a bit when you meet, but don't take him seriously. He's just being playful. He'll probably start joking about how he'd like to tie you up to his bed and cover you with maple syrup and then lick it off slowly. He does that to me all the time. He's a funny guy.

Happy scamalicious new year and stay safe out there!