THE WIDOW SCAMBAIT


Updated may 12, 2008

From the devious mind and multiple personalities of "Bo Kaow" comes The Widow Scambait - a dramatic story of love, money and disaster, in which Agnes Gambore, the African widow, befriends the Dutch Churchwarden Bo Kaow - or does she? Will she play fast and loose with his heart?

"....it's a fairly long but interesting love story where I managed to pull the lads quite a bit off-script.
Best regards
Bo Kaow (Who isn't really Bo Kaow, but you knew that.)"

Cast:

The lads:
Mrs Agnes Gambore, wealthy widow living in a refugee camp
Barrister Solomon Godspower, Barrister Lad
Dr E.D. James, director of Union Security, Banker Lad

The baiter/s:
Bo Kaow - lonely Dutch Church Warden with a good but frail heart
Albert Kaow - Bo's brother
Bohika Kautz - Bo's angry German friend

Classically scamalicious elements are called out here and there for the edification of the new visitor.


Agnes Gambore
From: Agnes Gambore <agnes_gambore22@yahoo.com>
Sent: Friday, February 29, 2008
Subject: My beloved, Bo Kaow

My beloved,

I am Mrs Agnes Gambore,wife to late Samuel Gambore,a major sponsor to the opposition movement in Republic of Chad.My husband was murdered in cold blood by ruling government syndicates in 2005.After murdering my husband,they convinced me that my life is highly insecured through their several threats to my life in their mission to close every chapter about the family of my late husband.

In my helpless situation,i managed through the helpof a family friend in Lome Togo,West Africa to secure political assylum in Togo,West Africa.Now,i am in the Refugee Camp where my movenment is highly monitored and restricted.

Before the sudden death of my husband,he told me in confidence that he deposited a metal box containing a total amount of ( $25,000,000.00USD ) with a security firm in Lome Togo,West Africa.This was also done with the help of that same family friend who happens to be a practising lawyer in Togo.My late husband revealed to me that he deposited the box as family treasures of Gold&Diamond.Even the security firm and his lawyer friend do not know the real content of the metal box.

Now that i have succeeded in finding my way to Togo,i need a foreigner like you who will be God- fearing to assist and help me out of my immediate predicament by claiming and securing the metal box from the security firm in Togo,for safe keeping and investment purposes in your country.Since i intend to invest in your country,i shall also live the rest of my life with my only child who is 9years now,and whoever God will provide for me in your country.You will not have any problem at all in securing the box from the security firm because you will be guided and legally backed-up by the family lawyer for easy claim.

What i need from you is just;
1)Your full names..................................................
2)Your telphone/fax numbers................................
3)Your residential address.....................................
4)Your correct age and occupation........................

Get back to me with above requested information,then we can proceed.
Thanks and God bless you,

Sincerely yours,
Mrs.Agnes Gambore.
Bo Kaow
Dear Agnes,

Are you sure you sent this to the right person? This sounds mighty important soI think you should know where you sent this.

Regards
Bo
Agnes Gambore
My beloved Bo Kaow,

I got your mail.

To be very sincere with you,i found you through a personalsearch for someone that will be God-fearing and will not betray me for anyreason.This was done after very committed prayer for God to reveal the rightperson to me.Therefore,i know and strongly believe that my mail got to theright and intended person.Please,i will like you to see our coming together asdivine act of God for mutual benefits.And i contacted you for you to assist meout of my present predicaments.

For your clarification and understanding,i accept to let you take 40% of thetotal amount,while 60% will be for me on successful completion of theproject.Since i'm helpless in my situation now,i pray and strongly beleive you arean honest person and will not betray me at the end.

Having clarified you on the sharing ratio,i encourage you to send me requestedinformation to convince me of your willingness to help me in this project.Andas soon as i receive requested information,i shall release to you contact ofthe family lawyer who will introduce you to the security/finance company inTogo.He will also guide and back you up legally to ensure success I await your fast and positiveresponse to this mail,so we can proceed without delay.

Thanks and God bless you abundantly as you assist me sincerely to ensurecomplete success and mutual benefit in this project.

Sincerely yours,
Mrs.Agnes Gambore.

[Everyone gets a cut or "sharing percentage" - the Cold Call Lad (Agnes), the Lawyer Lad, and, should things progress that far, the Security Company Lad.]

Bo Kaow
Dear Agnes,

Wow, 40% of 25 million US Dollars! While I still don't understand why you picked me I must say that you have caught my attention. Can you please explain how this would work again? And it's nothing illegal is it? I am a very Christian man you know and a trusted member of my local fisherman's church.

I await your urgent response.
Best regards
Bo Kaow
Agnes Gambore
My beloved Bo Kaow,

I got your mail.

To be very sincere with you,i found you through a personalsearch for someone that will be God-fearing and will not betray me for anyreason.This was done after very committed prayer for God to reveal the rightperson to me.Therefore,i know and strongly believe that my mail got to theright and intended person.Please,i will like you to see our coming together asdivine act of God for mutual benefits.And i contacted you for you to assist meout of my present predicaments.

For your clarification and understanding,i accept to let you take 40% of thetotal amount,while 60% will be for me on successful completion of theproject..Since i'm helpless in my situation now,i pray and strongly beleive youare an honest person and will not betray me at the end.

Having clarified you on the sharing ratio,i encourage you to send me requestedinformation to convince me of your willingness to help me in this project.Andas soon as i receive requested information,i shall release to you contact ofthe family lawyer who will introduce you to the security/finance company inTogo.He will also guide and back you up legally to ensure success I await your fast and positive response to this mail,so we canproceed without delay.

Thanks and God bless you abundantly as you assist me sincerely to ensurecomplete success and mutual benefit in this project.

Sincerely yours,
Mrs.Agnes Gambore.
Agnes Gambore

[as an afterthought]

My beloved Bo Kaow,

I got your mail.Thank you for giving me your attention.

Please,before i will feel safe to release any vital information about the consignment to you,you should send me requested information as soon as possible.This will give me asuarance that you are willing to help me out of my present predicament.I hope you understand.

Please,send requested information fast,so we can proceed without delay.

Sincerely yours,
Mrs.Agnes Gambore
Bo Kaow
Dear Angnes,

It is I who should thank you. You seem like a wonderful person, generous ofheart and spirit. Maybe you are a gift from God? Before we go any further inour relationship I want you to tell me a little more about yourself, and canyou please send me a picture of yourself? Myself, I am church-warden in Friesland, TheNetherlands, 56 years old and a widower. I spend a lot of my free time playingboule. Do you know the game boule? It takes a lot of skill and practice I cantell you!

Please, I ask you, how can we proceed with our little adventure? Below are mycontact details. Agnes, I hope this does not put you off, but due to my work as thechurch-warden one of my responsibilities are to ring the church bells...it is alovely task, but has over the years unfortunately rendered my hearing somewhatinadequate...hence I have no use for a regular telephone. If you have access toa text-telephone that works, otherwise I will have to ask you that we do ourtalking over e-mail for the time being. Once we meet my hearing aid willsuffice, don't worry!

I can't wait for your reply!
Your Bo

p.s.: I will be out of town until this sunday andwon't be able to respond in a few days, please have a few days patience.

My details:
Bo Floyd Kaow
TEXT-telephone: +31(0)20 xxx xxxx
Herenweg 46-46A, 1715 EH Spanbroek, Netherlands
Age: 56
Occupation: Church-warden
Agnes Gambore
My beloved Bo Kaow,

I got your mail with requested information.
Having clarified you on the sharing ratio,and since you haveprovided requested informatiom,i`m convinced of your sincerity and willingnessto assist me. Therefore, i encourage you to contact my family lawyer who willback you up legally and also guide you on how to apply to the security/financecompany in Lome Togo for change of ownership of theconsignment in your favour as soon as possible.

Please,contact the lawyer on below information,

*****************************************************************************
BARRISTER SOLOMON GODSPOWER
TELEPHONE ; +228 077 32 75
EMAIL ADDRESS; barristersolomon_law@lawyer.com
********************************************************************************
I strongly advise you to contact him without delay,so he can guide you well toavoid any mistake in the process.Contact him on both email and telephone forprompt action.When you contact him,let me know.

I await your fast and positive response,so we can proceed without delay.

Thanks and God bless you abundantly as you assist me sincerely to ensurecomplete success and mutual benefit in this project.

Sincerely yours,
Mrs.Agnes Gambore.
Bo Kaow

[Bo dutifully contacts Solomon Godspower]

Dear Solomon,

I am the trusted man for Agnes Gambore. We plan to get married soon, and Irequest you to proceed with the procedures for the following:
a) The needed paperwork for ensuring that Mrs Agnes can re-marry after becominga widow.
b) The needed paperwork for transferring the money to me. (Agnes has all mycontact details)

Please respond with as much detail as you can. I will be away from home duringthis week, so expect an answer on this sunday atthe earliest.

Best regards
Bo Kaow
Bo Kaow
My darling Angnes,

I really get so happy every time I get an e-mail from you. I hope you think ofme too in that way? I really feel that we have a divine connection!

I have contacted Mr Solomon and asked him to provide me with the paperworkneeded for the transactions.

Now, I hope you don't get mad at me for this, but I also asked him to preparethe paperwork to ensure that you can legally re-marry. You see, I think you area good woman whom I can learn to love for real. I also think it would show amutual trust in regards to the money, so that none of us will feel the fearthat we would get tricked. So, what do you say? Should we get married? Make mea happy man and say YES! Your daugther I'd be willing to adopt too of course.

Please also send me a photo of you and your daugther.

With love
Bo
Agnes Gambore

[attaching a photo of an African woman and her son]

My beloved Bo Kaow, you are really a divine gift

I got your mail,and i am willing to accept you as my partner forever,provided you do not disappoint me.But you made a mistake about my child.He is a boy not a girl.

To prove my sincerity and love for you,i am sending you my picture and that of my only son attached to this mail.As you receive the pictures,reassure me that you will always be with me in all situations.Expecting your fast and sincere assistance to ensure perfect success.

Sincerely yours,
Agnes.
Solomon Godspower

[Enter Agnes's "barrister"!]

GODLEADS&ASSOCIATE LAW CHAMBERS
20 RUE DE VANJAN
LOME-TOGO
PHONE :+228 077 32 75(OFFICE)+228 091 48 82(CELL PHONE)
5TH MARCH,2008.
CAUTION:
Information contained in this communication is confidential,and is intended forthe use of the addressee,any unauthorized copying or disclosure is strictlyprohibited.
MEMBERS:
Mr.. Solomon Godspower (Principal Partner)
Mr. Issa Komborro LL.B. (S/ Partner)
Mrs. Ceilia Kamba (Treasurer)
Mr. Opara Innocent (Accountant/Tax Attorney)
Mr. Mohamed Traore (P.R.O)

Attention: Mr.Bo Kaow,
You are welcome to GodLeads & Associates Law Firm Lome Togo of West Africa..In response to your emailmessage requesting me to guide you as well give relevant legal services andprofessional advice to claim Mrs Agnes family deposit with the UnionSecurity/Finance Firm in my country,i made necessary notification andverification from Mrs.Agnes Gambore,and she has given me express permission torelease necessary information on the deposit to you,and also back you up tomake sure you claim it from the firm soonest.
Based on above confirmable facts,i must not hesitate to work on her instructions because the consignment belongs to her family,although the husband is late now.I will not only give you contacts of the security/finance firm,but will also do my best to direct your steps in everything you do to make sure all is done perfectly,if only you will encourage me to serve you well..
Reach the firm on unionfinsec@deliveryman.com
Fax : +2283360171
Contact person /Director : Dr.ED.James.
I shall submit a text of application letter for change of ownership of the consignment in your favour without delay.Therefore,it is very important that you inform the security company that your legal representative,barrister Solomon Godspower will be tendering an application on your behalf for official change of ownership of the consignment to enable undelayed release of the consignment to you and on your instructions.Reach them by both email and fax on provided address and number,to prove and show seriousness before the company,and to attract urgent attention.Take my professional advice in the best interest of this claim.
Thank you,
Barrister Solomon Godspower.
Godleads& Associate Law chambers
Solomon Godspower

[Again...]

Attention: Mr.Bo Kaow,
I hereby confirm to you that i have filled out an application for change of ownership of the consignment in your favour;and also wish to notify you that i have submitted the application to the company today as promised.
With hope,the Union Security / Finance Company will be reaching you soonest regarding the application.When you hear from the company;get back to me so i can guide you well to avoid any mistake.
Thank you,
Barrister Solomon Godspower.
Godleads& Associate Law chambers
Bo Kaow

[to Solomon]

Dear Mr Solomon,

Thank you for attending the business whilst I was away. I shall be looking forward to hearing from the Union Security company.

Also, I am glad to inform you that dear Agnes have accepted my proposal for marriage, and that we shall be getting married soon, which should prove all transactions easier aswell as increase the trust between the mutual partners in this lucrative transaction.
This also means that I will have to get legal confirmation on Mrs Gambore's maritial status, so that we conduct no illegal acts when married. I shall ask Agnes to contact you on the matter so that you can prepare the papers with the legal status of Mrs Gambore. Not that I do not trust her, but I wish to for all of ours sake make sure that everything is done in the correct manners.

yours truly
Bo
Bo Kaow
Darling Agnes,

You have just made me the happiest man on Earth! I love you!
I have spent every minute on my trip to the Dutch islands thinking about youand your son, and how we can ensure our long last happy marriage. I have ofcourse already been in contact with the good Barrister Solomon and asked him toprepare the neccessary paperwork. The transaction papers are filed and sent tothe security company, so this should be on the way too.
I will however, for the best of our mutual interest just want to be sure that your legal status is legit, so that we can re-marry without problems and getting you and your son into the EU. What is his name by the way? You did not tell me.

Also, please tell me what your favourite foods are, and what you like to cook? I am only a master of fish-dishes myself.

I will send my own photo as soon as I have located a scanner.
Looking forward to your reply
Your Bo
Agnes Gambore
My beloved Bo,

Thanks for everything.You have made me feel like a woman gain in my life,when i was almost dried up in pains and emotional confusion.

I`m happy that God loves me,and you are the proof.Darling Bo,welcome back to your base.My heart longs to be with you physically and not by only emails.However,i pray God for the grace and patience to wait for legal finalisation of everything for our everlasting peace and happiness.

To answer your question,the name of my only child is Samuel jnr.because the late father named him after his own name.Darling,i`m believing God,that all shall be well soonest,and our heart desires perfectly achieved.Please,follow them up and take necessary directives and advice from the lawyer to ensure success.We pray and hope for the best.

Sincerely yours,
Agnes.
Bo Kaow
Darling,

I await eagerly by the computer for your e-mails, they warm my heart! Samuel Jris a nice name and appropriate too. Say hi to him for me will you?
I have mailed Barrister Solomon and am waiting for more details on how toproceed.

Tell me, you forgot to tell me about your favourite foods. I want to be able toprepare something here.

Love
Bo
Dr Ed James at Union Security

[Why would a Doctor work at a bank...?]

THE DIRECTOR
UNION FINANCE/SECURITY COMPANY
LOMETOGO,WEST AFRICA.
TELEFAX : +228 336 01 71
EMAIL : unionfinsec@deliveryman.com

FOR THE ATTENTION OF MR.BO KAOW,

THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS AND MANAGEMENT OF THIS SECURITY/ FINANCE COMPANY HEREBY CONFIRM POSSESSION OF A CONSIGNMENT IN THE NAME OF MRS.AGNES GAMBORE'S FAMILY.THIS CONSIGNMENT OF METAL BOX WAS DEPOSITED WITH CONTENT AS FAMILY TREASURE OF GOLD AND DIAMONDS.

IN OFFICIAL REACTION TO YOUR APPLICATION LETTER FOR CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP OF THE CONSIGNMENT TO BE CONFERRED ON YOU,AS TENDERED BY YOUR LEGAL REPRESENTATIVE IN THE CLAIM,BARRISTER SOLOMON GODSPOWER OF GODLEADS&ASSOCIATE LAW CHAMBERS,LOME TOGO,YOU ARE HEREBY REQUIRED TO MEET OUR OFFICIAL/STANDARD REQUIREMENTS AS CONTAINED IN COMPANY CATEGORIES A&B OFFICIAL QUESTIONNAIRE.THIS IS TO EMPOWER AND ENABLE US PROCESS AND CONFER ON YOU A CERTIFICATE OF CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP OF SAID CONSIGNMENT IN YOUR NAMES AND ADDRESS.

CATEGORY (A)
IN THIS CATEGORY,YOU ARE OFFICIALLY REQUIRED TO CONFIRM PERSONAL INFORMATION DATA ON YOURSELF SUCH AS:
(1) YOUR FULL/COMPLETE NAMES******************
(2)YOUR CORRECT/CURRENT CONTACT ADDRESS*************
(3)YOUR CURRENT TELEPHONE / FAX NUMBERS****************
(4) SCANNED COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVERS LICENCE,OR ANY DOCUMENT OF IDENTIFICATION FOR PROPER CERTIFICATION.

CATEGORY (B)
THIS CATEGORY REQUIRES THAT YOU OBTAIN,DUELY ENDORSE AND PRESENT UNDERLISTED DOCUMENTS TO THIS COMPANY WITHIN THE NEXT 48WORKING HOURS.SUCH DOCUMENTS SHOULD EITHER BE PRESENTED BY YOU IN PERSON OR THROUGH YOUR LEGAL REPRESENTATIVE IN THIS CLAIM.
(1)DEATH CERTIFICATE OF LATE MR. S.GAMBORE
(2)SWORN AFFIDAVIT OF CLAIM
(3)RECEIPT OF DEPOSIT
(4)ECOWAS STATUS RECOGNITION CERTIFICATE
(5)INSURANCE CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE

CONGRATULATIONS.

DR. E.D JAMES
UNION FINANCE/SECURITY COMPANY
LOMETOGO,WEST AFRICA.
Agnes Gambore
Darling Bo,

Really,i forgot to let you know that my favourite dish is fresh fish,just like you.

To be very sincere with you,my heart is all out for you.But,i can only demonstrate my love for you when i am physically present before you.God knows i love you because you restored my hope in life.

Darling,follow them up fast,so we can come together for lasting happiness.

Remain forever blessed for me.

Sincerely yours,
Agnes
Agnes Gambore

[Bo wasn't in touch for 2 days, hence the worried tone of Agnes]

Darling Bo,

I hope all is well with you.

Please,let me know position of things concerning change of ownership of the consignment in your name sooenest,to allow us actualize our marriage plans.

Please, you are the only happiness in my life now.Do not betray my love for you .I eagerly wait for your fast response to this mail.

Sincerely yours in true love,
Agnes
Bo Kaow
My darling Agnes,

I am well, do not fear. I was just out of town on business matters during theweek. I am however at a loss at the moment in terms of how to proceed. Can youplease ask Mr Solomon to write me an explicit letter of exactly what I need todo? I have not recieved any further instructions from him so I really do notknow what to do?? I need his and yours help with the application forms to thebank, then I can proceed with the transactions at once!

I shall try to write a little longer e-mail tomorrow too.

Love
Bo
Bo Kaow

[time to mess it up further. Introducing the dear friend of Bo, Mrs Bohika Krautz of Germany...a very smart and angry lady used for other shorter baits. Let's see how Agnes and Solomon reacts to this?]

Agnes and Solomon,

I was just on my way to wire the money to you this morning when I received this e-mail from my friend Bohika in Germany. This made me scared that you are wanting to trick me, please say it is not so! I was very surprised by the content of the mail she sent me and it makes one wonder how many widows with tremendous amounts of money there really are in your neighbourhood? Please reassure me of your intentions, because I wish to proceed the transaction soon as I am preparing to donate most of it to my church who have already started to make plans on how to use the funds.

With hopes of a swift and reassuring reply
Bo
Bohika Krautz, Bo's friend
Sent: Monday, March 17, 2008
Subject: Fw: From Mrs Josephine U.Sibigam .

My dear friend Bo,
Please review the below e-mail I got this morning. I am very concerned for you even though I am happy for your sake that you have met this wonderful woman Agnes, but please make sure that they are who they say they are.

Your friend
Bohika

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Mrsjosephine Sibigam <msibigam@yahoo.co.uk>
To: msibigam@yahoo.co.uk
Sent: Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Subject: From Mrs Josephine U.Sibigam .

From Mrs Josephine U.Sibigam .

I do hope my letter will not embarrass you since there was no previousCorrespondence held with you. MY Getting your address is the handwork of thealmighty God. Since then, I have been very much hopeful that you will assist usirrespective of the fact that the present world is full of dishonesty anddistrust.

Firstly,I will wish to introduce myself. I am Mrs Josephine Sibigam,from Sierra Leone; I am the wife of,CPL SIBIGAM UWANDI.My husband was the Leader of the Revolutionary United Front until he was dethroned and arrested early last year by PresidentTEJAN KABBAH which later handed him over to the United Nations war crime tribunal were he later died in detention.As a resultof this position in the government,my son (SIBIGAM UWANDI) and ltried and later succeeded in securing some of his assets,which include mansionsand physical cash. This is to avoid The present government from confiscatinghis entire property.

We left Sierra Leone withthe total amount US$26.5 Million (Twenty Six Million Five Hundred ThousandUnited States Dollars) only, which we Brought to Belguim and depositedsame with SAFE TRUST BANK IN BELGUIM ,as valuable documents belonging to ourforeign affiliate. After depositing the money, my family and I were asked toleave BELGUIM and was made public on BELGUIM National Headlines, wewere left with no option than to seek refuge in my homeland in NEAR BYCOUNTRY HERE IN Benin repubic of Cotonou . Thesecurity company bank later asked me,to come and claim the consignmentimmediately to avoid the money being confiscated.

I arrived here a couple of days ago and through a good contact l applied for arefugee status as an asylum seeker, which is still pending in Foreign AffairsDepartment.The problem now is that because of our status,we cannot risk movingthe money without help hence I am looking for a trustworthy partner, who canhelp me move this money out of Belgium .Inthat case, I want to know if you can help me transfer the fund into youraccount in your country or elsewhere since time is not on my side.

As a widow of three children I need your urgent attention to this matter..It istrue that we have neither met nor known each other before, but the informationI gathered of your credibility makes me believe that with trust and honesty wewill achieve a huge success in about a week. I will also leave with youfrom Belguim to your country immediately the money goes into your account.

This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your
1.Your full names
2.Contact address
3.Your direct telephone and Fax number
4.Your age
5.Your marital status

Based on the following informaion been provide by you My lawyer,who know all thefull details on how you will received the fund will prepare the necessarydocuments and affidavits which will put you in place as the ownerof the fund.For your noble assistance and well assured of safeguarding the whole Fund underyour care, I will offer you 40% of the total sum,while 10% will be set asidefor expenses incurred on the cause of this transaction by both parties, whilethe remaining %50 will be for me and my family. I want to assure you that thisbusiness is completely risk free because every arrangement has been made for asuccessful deal.I expect your immediate response so that we can conclude theTransaction in the very shortest time. It is very important that you keep thisbusiness HIGHY CONFIDENTIAL because I do not want anything to happen to thisfund.

Thanks and God bless.
Best regard's
Mrs.Josephine Sibigam U.
Note: You are advise to only reply with this Email: jose1@dr.comfor security reasons

Solomon Godspower

[ignoring Bo's e-mail or just not read through his massive inbox with scams yet?]

Dear Bo,
I am waiting for the confirmation of the payment from you toenable me conclude your service.
Barriter Solomon Esq
Bo Kaow

[getting upset with Solomon]

Mr Solomon!
WAKE UP AND READ MY PREVIOUS E-MAILS TO YOU. This is highly unprofessional of you! You just ignore my comments, questions or otherwise....it's like you're some automoton sending out e-mails from a bloody script!

Read my lips, read my previous e-mails and for the love of God, ANSWER PROPERLY!!

BO
Agnes Gambore

[handling the situation fairly well actually...]

My beloved Bo,

I `m very sad that you do not trust me,but you claim to love me.Please,do not deceive me,unless you want me to die..If you don`t trust me,then,leave me alone.I strongly believe that God will surely provide true love for me,provided i serve him and remain sincere in all i do with everybody in this life.

You should know that those who killed my husband are still trying to take away my life.They are always trying to get information about me and things that i do.If you respond to that email or get into any serious correspondence with that satan who sent you the mail,they will get to know of my transactions and plans with you.And i tell you in confidence that ,they will only make things difficult for us to achieve our goal.I cannot afford to die out of carelessness.So,reassure me of your sincere love.I need it because you know that i really love you,and wish to live with you forever.

Please,do not let the lawyer know of your distrusting mail.However,if you have already sent it to him,he will certainly not be happy because it means total insult on his personality as a lawyer.I strongly advise you to send an apology letter to the lawyer before anything goes wrong.Please,listen to me if you really love me.

Sincerely yours in love,
Agnes
Solomon Godspower

[ at last being pulled off-script]

Sir,

I assure you that there is nothing to worry about on my service to you.The message that was sent to you by your friend is not a problem as regards to this transaction so you should not worry anything.i am here to serve you to the best of my knowledge.

I am waiting to hear from you so that i will conclude assignment to me.

Best regards,
Barriter Solomon Esq
Bo Kaow
Dear Solomon,

I realize that I might have overreacted a little. I am sorry for this. Please, just do me this one favour of sending me your scanned business card, and I shall proceed with the transactions as once. Please also remind me of exactly what I need to do next, so I do not miss any paperwork crucial to the success of our transactions.

Kind regards
Bo
Bo Kaow

[sensing the opportunity to pull the lads further off script and dangle another bait... which will turn out to work really well]

Agnes,
forgive me, I did not understand that they are also threathening your life! You have to get out of there at once! Can I assist you in any way, do you need cash for any train-tickets or anything? Please let me know immediately and I willhelp you out, your safety must be ensured before anything. Mr Solomon will handle the transactions with the bank for you so that is no problem.
How much cash would you need to be able to leave straight away? Is there a train or airplane you can catch and go to a neighbouring country while I setup documents here?

With love
Bo
Bohika Krautz

[Bohika Krautz, e-mailing Agnes without Bo being aware of it... or something. Trying to dangle another bait.]

Dear Madame,

I understand that you have managed to dupe my dear friend Bo into thinking you are going to marry him, as well as making him a rich man. You should know that he is on the way to pay a lot of money to your so called laywer...and I know that he will never hear from you again if he do. I know what kind of people you are, and I urge you to quit! I do not want to see my friend getting his heart broken so I urge you to let him off the hook. I will give you this chance to do the honest and decent thing. In return I would be willing to pay you a small sum of 500$ if you back off Bo peacefully and make him think that you have been killed or died by a disease or something.

If you do not want to make this deal I will have to show him all e-mails I have gotten from scammers like you over the years, with more or less identical messages in them, and I will notify the Nigerian Police about your details.

But me paying you 500$ and you crawling quietly back under the stone where you came from would be a Win-Win, don't you agree?

Sincerely
Bohika Krautz, Germany
Agnes Gambore

[having received the e-mail from Bohika Krautz (who of course is Bo, who isn't really Bo... but you knew that...]

Darling Bo,

My heart is always willing to forgive you,simply because i love you from myheart.And this is based on my spiritual tone when you came my way.I stronglybelieve you are God-sent for my happiness,and i promise to be a blessing to youforever,by the grace of God.

Thank God that you have now come to understand my immediate predicaments,andthe urgent need for my life to be rescued from emotional torture.

Darling,someone sent me a letter again today,claiming to be your friend orso.Content of his mail shows that he is a satan that wants to stand againstour everlasting happiness.If you really love me,and would want me totrust everything about you,keep off from that person.Tell him that you havenothing again in common with me.It will be better for us to take him bysurprise for shame and regrets to be all his at the end.

Please,i encourage you to call barrister Solomon Godspower immediately to seepossibilities of getting me out of this place to a neighbouring country where ican be sure of my health at least.I cannot make any arrangement on my ownbecause my movement is highly restricted here as a politicalrefugee.Please,call him immediately for urgent action.I love you,and i pray forGod to give me the opportunity to prove my love for you.

Remain blessed for me forever.

Yours in sincere love,
Agnes
Bo Kaow
Mr Solomon,

I understand that Agnes in in great duress and under the threat of some really nasty people. I want to make sure that she is safe before anything else is done. I want you to help her out of the country to a neighbouring country where she can be safe from the villains. Any expenses for train/buses I will pay for,or if you need to grease some palms. Agnes safety comes first. Please give me your bank account so that I can transfer money for Agnes to be moved out of the refugee camp IMMEDIATELY. I do not care what it cost.

Once she is safe we will proceed with the other dealings just between you and me.
Bo Kaow
Bo Kaow
Darling Agnes,

As you can see I have asked Mr Solomon to prepare for your immeditate moving. I want to prepare a safe bank account for you in my name in the country where you can be extradited to. I will put 2500$ in it and make you a beneficiary of the account too so that you can draw funds from it and pay for whatever you need while I conduct business with Mr Solomon. I just need your personal details and some sort of scanned identification that I can send to the bank so that you can withdraw the money. Please send this at once as it might take a few days for the money to transfer. Also, I need to know the name of the country where you want the bank to be in.

With Love
you Bo
Bo Kaow

[Since Agnes didn't take Bohika's offer we continue with trying to get Agnes out of danger... ]

to Agnes.
Regarding my "friend",it must have been my friend Bohika who is really concerned about me, that's all. I can not possibly think that she would have anything against you once she meets you. I will tell her to stay out of my personal life, do not worry my love.

xxxooo
Bo
Solomon Godspower

[desperately trying to get back to script??]

Attention: Mr.Bo Kaow,
You are welcome to GodLeads & Associates Law Firm Lome Togo of West Africa.In response to your email message,i hereby notify you that the company invited me for some verifications on the application which i submitted on your behalf,for change of ownership of said consignment in your favour.And during my discussions with the board of directors of the company,they also gave me list of documents and certificates as required by the company before any approval can be given to the application.
For your information,i already have two of required documents,and have also sent the two available ones to Union Finance / Security Company to avoid undue delay.And to obtain and duely endorse remaining documents,will cost a total amount of $3,850 USD only.To make sure you do not operate behind schedule for any reason,i professionally advise that you get back to me urgently for payment directives /instructions to enable you send required fees as early as necessary before it will be too late.
Encourage me to serve you well.
Barrister Solomon Godspower.
Godleads& Associate Law chambers
Bo Kaow

[not having any of it]

Mr Godspower,

I have already told you earlier today that we must ensure Agnes safety first of all. I want to send you 2500$ to buy Agnes out of the refugee camp. This is more important since she is being threathened to her life by thugs. If they,God forbid, manage to get their hands on her all this will have been in vain.

Do go ahead and send me payment details for the bank's fee, but I will not paya cent until you have moved Agnes out of harm's way. Advise me immediately to how I can send you the 2500$ to pay for her train tickets or bus tickets.

Bo
Solomon Godspower

[taking the bait ]

Attention: Mr.Bo Kaow,
You are welcome to GodLeads & Associates Law Firm Lome Togo of West Africa.In response to your email message,pointing to the fact that we must do everything humanly possible to move Agnes out of the Refugee camp for safety of her life,i completely agree with you on that,because whatever we have to do,her life should be the first to be considered.We can arrange for the documents later,but let us secure her life first.You are very correct in your suggestion.
Without delay,i direct/advise you to send the $2,500USD for immediateevacuation of Mrs.Agnes from the refugee camp to a neighbouring country of Ghanawhere her life will be completely safe untill she comes over to your country.
Send the money either by WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM ,to thetax attorney/accountant of my law firm, His name is
MR,INNOCENT OPARA
ADDRESS ................LOME TOGO
TEST QUESTION...........WHO SENT THE MONEY
ANSWER......................MR.BAOW
CONTROLE/REFERENCE NUMBER .........................AS MAY BE GIVEN BY THE WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM AGENT.
I professionally advise that you send the money urgently,so i can concludeevery arrangement and make sure i get her out of the refugee camp before 4.00pmlocal time on Saturday of this week,As you sendthe money,you are advised/directed to send payment information to this chambersby email on this email address without any delay.This is to ensure promptaction and timely lobbying to get her out of that place immediately,
Encourage me to serve you well.
Barrister Solomon Godspower.
Godleads& Associate Law chambers
Agnes Gambore
Darling Bo, please act fast before I die

I do not feel ok in this filty environment fo a refugee camp where everythingis very unkept and dangerous to health.

Olease,do you possible best tobring me out of this death trap in the name of a refugee camp.If you reallylove me and want to prove it to me,get me out of this place before i die.

Remain blessed for me forever.

Yours in sincere love,
Agnes
Bo Kaow
Darling Agnes!!

Fear not! I will get you out of the hellhole you are in! Everything will be fine soon! Once the banks open up here in the week I will have the means of transportation for you transferred!

Please keep on writing to me so that I know you are safe until have taken care of the details. I also want you to put together an e-mail describing in details the persecution you are under, this will enable me to apply for a Visafor you. This is VERY important.

You in Love
Bo
Agnes Gambore
Darling Bo,

I love you,and i thank God for giving me a divine gift like you.I tell you inconfidence that if you get me out of this predicaments and have me be in yourarms of love,you will remain a happy man everlasting.Thank you also for yourcare.

Darling Bo,there is nothing i can say to prove the extent of my love foryou,until i be with you.This is the only opportunity that i seek to prove tothe whole world that one can find his or her better half anywhere.All we needdo,is to pray for God's grace and revelations to know when we make goodchoice.

I'm suffering from dirty environment,poor feeding,inadequate medical care andincessant visits by unknown people who claim to be government officials.Eachtime,they tried to take me our for a chart or interview,i refused.I'm onlydoing so because i know they are not with good intentions,but to have my lifeestaminated.Most times,barrister Solomon used to alert authorities over suchthreats,but i still feel not safe at all.Please,do your best to safe myprecious life before any harm is done.I'm for you forever,and nothing can everchange my stance and love for you.

Please,in any circumstance,work in absolute co-operation with barrister Solomonto ensure nothing goes wrong until final and perfect success is achieved.I loveyou and will continue loving you in all situations.

Remain blessed for me forever.

Yours in sincere love,
Agnes
Bo Kaow

[introducing his brother Albert]

Mr Solomon,

I did not recieve any confirmation from you that Agnes can be transferred out of the refugee camp but since I got an e-mail from Agnes yesterday I am trusting that she is still safe. But you need to ensure that she is safely transferred out to Ghana this week. I will leave for the bank office now and transfer the money to the designated Western Union transfer. I will need your confirmation that the 2500USD have reached your office and Iwill also want you to keep reciepts from the expenses that you have to make to buy tickets for Agnes etc.

I must tell you that I am feeling a little weak today and have asked my brother Albert to assist me to the bank, if my condition gets worse during the day I will have to visit the hospital so I might be a little delayed in getting back to you today. But I insist that you confirm the recieving of this letter so that I know that you are aware of the money being transferred to you today. I also want to know more details about Agnes transferral. Your friend Bo
Solomon Godspower
Attention: Mr.Bo Kaow,
You are welcome to GodLeads & Associates Law Firm LomeTogoof West Africa.Sorry that you feel weak.May God help you receover quick.
In response to your email message,requesting me to confirm receipt of yourlatest email message to me,and also to assure you that Agnes can be safelytaken out of the refugee camp and moved to Ghanafast, on confirmation of receipt of the money to do necessary spade works toachieve desired goal,i confirm to you that nothing can stop me from gettingAgnes out of the refugee camp if i have the means to do necessary undergroundworks,like bribbing over the powers that be to get what i want withing 24hours.
Again,i confirm to you that,i will do according to your words by having recipt for every money spent and for what it was used.
Without delay,i direct/advise you to send the $2,500USD for immediateevacuation of Mrs.Agnes from the refugee camp to a neighbouring country of Ghanawhere her life will be completely safe untill she comes over to your country.
Send the money either by WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM ,to thetax attorney/accountant of my law firm,
His name is
MR,INNOCENT OPARA
ADDRESS ...............LOME TOGO
TEST QUESTION...........WHO SENT THE MONEY
ANSWER......................MR.BAOW
CONTROLE/REFERENCE NUMBER ........................AS MAY BE GIVEN BY THE WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM AGENT.
As you send the money,you are advised/directed to send payment information to this chambers by email on this email address without any delay.This is to ensure prompt action and timely lobbying to get her out of that place immediately,
Encourage me to serve you well.
Barrister Solomon Godspower.
Godleads& Associate Law chambers
Agnes Gambore
Darling Bo,

How are you today? But,i`m not fine at all.

Barrister Solomon has assured me that immediately he receives the money,that he will do all that is necessary and pull me out of this camp.Please darling,do all you can to save my dear life.I`m all for you,and will remain yours forever,if you act fast and safe my life.

Please,in any circumstance,work in absolute co-operation with barrister Solomon to ensure nothing goes wrong until final and perfect success is achieved.I love you and will continue loving you in all situations.

Remain blessed for me forever.

Yours in sincere love,
Agnes
Albert Kaow

[Brother of Bo. Disaster strikes... how upsetting!]

My Dear Agnes,
This is Bo's brother Albert Kaow, writing to you. I am sorry to inform you that Bo is presently in the hospital after suffering a terrible heart attack earlier this morning.
It happened in the bank where I was accompanying him for some bank errands he was supposed to do today. As we were entering the bank poor Bo fainted and had to be taken by ambulance to the St Fisericks Hospital where he now is resting. He is stable, but the doctor's do not yet have an answer for when he will wake up. I am now in the process of notifying Bo's friends and I found your adress on printed out e-mails here in Bo's office. Bo has been very secretive about you but I understand that he is trying to help you out somehow? If I can be of any help while Bo is in the hospital, please let me know.

I do not have an e-mail account myself as I do not care much for computers, but I have access to Bo's computer and e-mail adress here which you can use.

Yours truly
Albert Kaow
Agnes Gambore
Darling Bo, I pray for your quick recovery
Dear Albert,

God will not allow anything bad to happen to my beloved Bo,now that myemotional pride and happiness are about to be restored.God forbid bad thing.TheLord Almighty whom i worship,cannot allow satan to abort my happiness now thati need Bo most in my life,if i have to live.

Dear Albert,my concern is not the help i can receive from you or anybody.Butthe fact that,i have already developed sincere love for Bo,and nothing can evermake me change my mind.I'm truely for Bo and Bo for me,as we have agreed.I praythat God grant my beloved Bo very quick recovery before i die of stress andmuch thinking.Believe me,my God will not allow anything bad happen to myBo.This is my faith.

Please,tell my Bo that my spirit is there with him because i cannot do withouthim again in my life.I have developed love for Bo,and there is no going back.
Extend my greetings and wishes of quick recovery to my beloved Bo.
Albert Kaow

[who is really Bo..who isn't really Bo...]

Dear Agnes,

It is I, Albert, again. I can tell you that Bo is recovering and the doctorssay that he should be released in about a week. He is still very weak thoughand spends most of the time sleeping right now. I have been there to visit him,and I told him about contacting you which made him very glad. He asked forprintouts of your e-mails so that he could read them from his sickbed. I amsure he will be very happy about this e-mail from you. I believe if you couldsend a photo of you and your son with a get well-greeting that would aid muchin his recovery too. Is this possible for you?

If there is anything I can do for you in the meantime, please let me know.

Kind regards
Albert
Agnes Gambore
Dear Albert,

I feel very happy to hear from you that my darling Bo is getting better.And hewill surely get alright soonest by the special grace of God.This is my sincereprayer and i know my God will answer me because i pray from my heart.

My beloved Bo has my picture and that of my son,i believe.And he knows mypresent predicaments in a life without freedom of anything,which i`m subjectedto as a refugee in a strange land.

As for good wishes,God knows that i wish my darling Bo a very quick recoveryand all the good things of life.No amount of greetings or whatever can expressor equal my sincere emotions and love for my God-sent Bo.The good God iserve,will not let i and Bo down in this situation.I cry and pray for the quickrecovery of my beloved one and darling,Bo.

God bless Bo abundantly.

His in sincere love
Agnes.
Albert Kaow
Agnes, Mr Solomon,

I do not know how to tell you this, but Bo's condition worsened over the weekend and he lapsed into a coma due to complications of the treatment. The doctors now have little hope that he will wake up again....I am in shock here myself and am only trying to inform all of Bo's friends about what has happened. Please pray for Bo, and if there is anything I can do for you, please let me know. I know Bo was very fond of you so I consider you a friend of mine too.

Sincerely
Albert kaow
Agnes Gambore
Dear Albert,

God loves me and i strongly believe that nothing will happen to my Bo.
But,my face is full of tears because i cann never stop crying untill i'm sure Bo is back to sound health,and our agreement carried out to the end.

God help Bo to recover soonest before i die of stress and much thinking.I cry for my beloved Bo.

Agnes
Albert Kaow

[after a week's silence it's time to heat it up again...]

Agnes,

It's Albert again. I'm glad to inform you that Bo woke up from his comayesterday. And he asked about you the first thing he did. Please write me a fewlines on how you are so that I can pass the message on to Bo. The doctors saythat he should be able to leave the hospital a few days to recuperate at home.

Yours sincerely
Albert Kaow
Agnes Gambore

[still the humanitarian]

Dear Albert,

To be very sincere with you,i was very sick,restless,helpless and hopelesssince i had of the unfortunate situation that befell my beloved Bo.But now thati have heard of his getting out of coma,i feel very hopeful again.I stronglybelieve God has answered my prayers,All glory be returned unto Him.

Please,send my get well quick message to my beloved Bo,and also let him knowthat i remain with him and for him alone.God bless you Albert.

Sincerely Bo«s in Love,
Agnes

[To be continued - we'll see how long Agnes can survive...will Bo recover, or what will happens next? Stay tuned!]

To date:
Mentions of God: 74
Invocations of love: 64

Bo Kaow
Agnes!

It's me Bo, I just got home from the hospital and thanks to Albert I have understood that you have really stood by me during this horrible period. I can't begin to tell you how close to death I have been. I actually saw the white light at the end of the tunnel, but somehow I was pulled back and I believe it was by your love! I can only pray to God that you are still ok and haven't been reached by the thugs that were after you. Please write me and tell me how you are!!

As you know I was in the bank to wire your barrister the 2500$ for your trip when I had the heart attack...I assume it was from the worry and stress over you that actually caused my old ticker to say stop...It was so painful you wouldn't believe it. But I shall not tire you with my petty problems when you are in a far worser place. My only regret is that we did not manage to complete the transaction before the ambulance came for me, I still want to get you out of the camp, so please tell me if mr Godspower still can arrange your safe passage out?

Please let mr Godspower know that I am back home and can help you out.

God bless you my love,
Your Bo
Agnes Gambore
Darling Bo,

Thank God you are back to life after the horrible situation that you went through.My God is faithful to the end.Welcome my dear.Infact,i`m short of words to express my thanks to God,as well my love for you.I pray God to give me the opportunity to be in your arms of love,to express the extent of my love for you.Welcome onceagain my love.

As for me,i`m still suffering in pains and helplessness,but only believing that God will surely bring you back to sound health,so you can help me out for our everlasting togetherness and happiness.I have already sent the message of your recovery to barrister Solomon Godspower,and he reassured me that he can move me out of danger as quickly as he may receive financial encouragement from you.

Please darling,i beg you in the name of God and for sake of my love for you,do everything within your powers to send the money to the barrister,to enable him lobby his ways and get me out of this horrible place before i die of stress and much thinking.I expect your fast response to my situation.

Remain forever blessed for me.Extend my warm greeting to your brother Albert.

Yours in sincere love,
Agnes
Bo Kaow
My Darling,

I am so happy to hear from you! I have been very weak the last two days and lain in bed, but I am recovering good now and am waiting for physiotherapy from the aftermaths of my heart attack. I feel so ashamed over my condition, when you really need so much help. It seems like my brother Albert has re-arranged my computer...he's not very savvy with technological things, i', amazed he managed to use my e-mail even! But in the process I think he deleted a few of my e-mail archives...would you be so kind to ask Mr Godspower to contact me directly again, and re-send the money transfer details so that I do not send the money to the wrong person..that would be a disaster!

Can I also ask you to make sure that your passport is in order? I wish to send an old friend of mine down to Ghana to pick you and the boy up and take you to me here in Holland. I can't wait to see you!

With Love
Bo
Solomon Godspower

["encourage me to serve you well"]

Attention: Mr.Bo Kaow,
You are welcome to GodLeads & Associates Law Firm Lome Togo of West Africa.Glory be to God for your recovery from the sickness In response to your request that i resend to you detail of payment directives,as made known to me by Mrs.Agnes,i reconfirm to you that nothing can stop me from getting Agnes out of the refugee camp if i have the means to do necessary underground works,like bribbing over the powers that be to get what i want withing 24 hours.
Again,i confirm to you that,i will do according to your words by having receipt for every money spent and for what it was used.

Without delay,i direct/advise you to send the $2,500USD for immediate evacuation of Mrs.Agnes from the refugee camp to a neighbouring country of Ghana where her life will be completely safe untill she comes over to your country.
Send the money either by WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM ,to the tax attorney/accountant of my law firm, His name is
MR,INNOCENT OPARA
ADDRESS ...............LOME TOGO
TEST QUESTION...........WHO SENT THE MONEY
ANSWER......................MR.BAOW
CONTROLE/REFERENCE NUMBER ........................AS MAY BE GIVEN BY THE WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM AGENT.

As you send the money,you are advised/directed to send payment information to this chambers by email on this email address without any delay.This is to ensure prompt action and timely lobbying to get her out of that place immediately,

Encourage me to serve you well.
Barrister Solomon Godspower.
Godleads& Associate Law chambers
Agnes Gambore

[still the humanitarian]

Darling Bo,

How are you today? I hope all is well and you are back to sound health by the grace of God.

For your information,i notified the lawyer as you asked me to do.Please,let me know if he has responded to your request.Please,act very fast now,i beg you in the name of God.

May the Almighty God bless you abundantly as you help me fast out of my present predicament before any harm if done to my life.

I remain yours in sincere love,
Agnes.
Agnes Gambore

[again 2 days later]

Darling Bo,

How are you today? I hope all is well and you are back to sound health by the grace of God.

For your information,i notified the lawyer as you asked me to do.Please,let me know if he has responded to your request.Please,act very fast now,i beg you in the name of God.

May the Almighty God bless you abundantly as you help me fast out of my present predicament before any harm if done to my life.

I remain yours in sincere love,
Agnes.
Agnes Gambore

[5 days later after not hearing a single word from Bo]

My beloved Bo,

How is your health condition?And i hope all is well.

Please,why did you abandone to sufer and die in my present painful predicament?

Remember that i have nobody again in my life except you.Therefore,i beg you in the name of God,do not disappoint me by abandoning me now that i need your help most.

Please,get back to me fast before i die of stress and much thinking.

Remain blessed for me.

Yours in sincere love,
Agnes

[I decided that this wasn't going anywhere anymore unless money got into play so end-time.]

Albert Kaow
Agnes,
This is Albert writing. Bo is very very weak at the moment, and I have decided that Bo can not take the stress of having you as an additional responsibility on his shoulders as this may indeed weaken him further and possibly even kill him. I am very sorry for your situation, but I hope you can find help elsewhere. Bo will no doubt be very angry with me when he learns about this, but I believe it to be the right action. God bless you and good luck for the future.

Albert Kaow
Agnes Gambore

[now, I got this yesterday and obviously the lad doesn't bother cleaning up his mailing list]

My Beloved Bo,

I am Mrs Agnes Gambore,wife to late Samuel Gambore,a major sponsor to the opposition movement in Republic of Chad.My husband was murdered in cold blood by ruling government syndicates in 2005.After murdering my husband,they convinced me that my life is highly insecured through their several threats to my life in their mission to close every chapter about the family of my late husband.

In my helpless situation,i managed through the helpof a family friend in Lome Togo,West Africa to secure political assylum in Togo,West Africa.Now,i am in the Refugee Camp where my movenment is highly monitored and restricted.

Before the sudden death of my husband,he told me in confidence that he deposited a metal box containing a total amount of ( $25,000,000.00USD ) with a security firm in Lome Togo,West Africa.This was also done with the help of that same family friend who happens to be a practising lawyer in Togo.My late husband revealed to me that he deposited the box as family treasures of Gold&Diamond.Even the security firm and his lawyer friend do not know the real content of the metal box.

Now that i have succeeded in finding my way to Togo,i need a foreigner like you who will be God- fearing to assist and help me out of my immediate predicament by claiming and securing the metal box from the security firm in Togo,for safe keeping and investment purposes in your country.Since i intend to invest in your country,i shall also live the rest of my life with my only child who is 9years now,and whoever God will provide for me in your country.You will not have any problem at all in securing the box from the security firm because you will be guided and legally backed-up by the family lawyer for easy claim.

What i need from you is just;
1)Your full names..................................................
2)Your telphone/fax numbers................................
3)Your residential address.....................................
4)Your correct age and occupation........................

Get back to me with above requested information,then we can proceed.
Thanks and God bless you,

Sincerely yours,
Mrs.Agnes Gambore.

[Seem familiar? Yeh.]

Albert Kaow
Agnes,

What is this now? I already told you Bo is not going to see this as I am monitoring his corrospondence.

/Albert

[Probably the End. But who knows?:-) ]