WE'RE FROM FRANCE

The Lads unwisely take on the planet Remulak.

BELDAR EUGENE CONEHEAD

vs.

FRED OMAR - Director of Finance, Ghana Ministry of Roads and Transport
[80.87.83.193] (Ghana Telecom ADSL) fredomar02@hotmail.com
DAVID KOFI - Barrister
[80.87.81.215] Ghana Telecom ADSL) davekofi2@yahoo.com
GRACE FRIMPONG
MR. MICHAEL FIFI MENSAH
both "representing" International Commercial Bank Gh. (info@icb-ltd.com)
[196.201.162.16] (NAS Global, Ghana address)


So it begins.........Started on 09/13/2005..............

FRED OMAR

DIRECTOR OF FINANCE,
GHANA MINISTRY OF ROADS AND TRANSPORT(GMRT)
ACCRA, GHANA, WEST-AFRICA.
PRIVATE:fredomar80@yahoo.com

GOODDAY,

It is my pleasure to write you this letter on behalf of my colleagues. I have decided to seek a confidential co-operation with you in executing of a deal hereunder for the benefit of all parties, and hope you will keep it confidential because of the nature of this busines.I got your impressive information through one of my good friends who works with Chamber of Commerce on foreign business relations here in Accra-Ghana. Himself recommended your person to me to be viable and capable to champion a business of such magnitude without any problem.

I am the Director of Finance, Ghana Ministry of Roads and Transport (GMRT) and I have the co-operation of two other top officials, we have in our possession an overdue payment in US funds. The funds represent some percentage of the contract executed on behalf of my ministry by a foreign firm, which we over-invoiced to the amount of US$15,000,000.00 (Fifteen Million united States Dollars.)though the actual contract cost has been paid to the original contractor, leaving the excess balance unclaimed.Since the present Government is determined to pay foreign contractors all debts owed, so as to maintain good relationship with other governments. As a result we include our bills for approvals with the co-operation of some officials at the Ministry of Finance.

We are seeking your assistance as the Beneficiary of the unclaimed funds, since we are not allowed to operate a foreign account. The total cost of the contract is Sixty-five Million United States Dollars.( $65,000,000.00). The actual cost which is Fifty Million United States Dollars($50,000,000.00) which has being paid.We hereby propose that, should you be willing to assist us in this transaction your share as compensation will be 20% while my colleagues and I receives 75% and 5% for sundry expenses. This business itself is 100% safe, provided you treat it with utmost confidentiality. I have reposed my confidence in you and hope that you will not disappoint us.Kindly notify on receiving this mail to allow me to know my position with you.

NB:AWATING YOUR KIND RESPONSE.
Best Regards,
DR Fred Omar.



BELDAR CONEHEAD

Greetings from Remulak Mr Omar!

I am very please to received your email and look forward to receiving more information concerning how I can help you.

Beldar Conehead



FRED OMAR

Dear Mr. Conehead,

Thanks for your mail and your interest that you will assist me in this transaction. I have to let you know that because of my positon in my ministry, i will introduce you to a lawyer who will be representing you over here, why i take care of thing as an insider, i hope you will understand so that your claims will be very genuine and back up with legal papers from the lawyer which i am going to put in good use so that the fund can be transfer into an account that will be nominated by you. Pls get in touch with the lawyer as soon as possible. This is his contact:

Name: Barrister David Kofi.
Phone : 00233 244 937981.
Email: davekofi2@yahoo.com.

I have already told him about you, he will prepare all neccessary legal papers to present you as a subsidairy donor to the project that was excuted by the Australain firm, and i will act as an inside to see to the success of this transaction. Pls i need your restrict confidentiality in this matter, because of my present position. I sincerely wish to hear from you soon.

Regards,
Fred Omar.



BELDAR CONEHEAD

Greetings from Remulak Mr Kofi!

Fred Omar asked me to contact you regarding making this a successfull transaction. What am I to do?

nanu-nanu,
Beldar Conehead
BELDAR CONEHEAD

Mr. Omar,

I have written Mr. Kofi in regards to your email. I hope to hear from him soon.

nanu,nanu
Beldar Conehead



DAVID KOFI

DEAR CONEHEAD,

I SAW YOUR MAIL, I WANT TO ADVISED THAT ANYTIME YOU SENT A MAIL, PLS ENDEAVOUR TO GIVE ME A CALL. I SPOKE WITH FRED OMAR ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION EXTENSIVELY AND HE HAS TOLD ME THE PART HE WANTED YOU TO PLAY, IN THAT CASE I WILL NEED THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION FROM YOU SO THAT I CAN APPLY FOR AN APPLICATION FORM IN YOUR NAME FROM THE MINISTRY OF JUSTICE.

YOUR NAME AND FULL ADDRESS, AGE, OCCUPATION, MARITIAL STATUS, AND YOUR TELPHONE/FAX NUMBERS. AS SOON AS YOU SEND THIS INFORMATION, I WILL AQUIRE THE FORM AND SEND IT TO YOU, WHICH YOU ARE REQUIRED TO FILL AND SEND IT BACK TO ME. THIS IS MY NUMBER: 00233 244 937981. CALL ME FOR FURTHER DISCUSSION.

HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
REGARDS,
DAVID KOFI Esq.



BELDAR CONEHEAD

Greetings Mr. Kofi!

Name: Beldar Conehead
Address: 2345 Asteroid Pathway, Remulak, NY 13142
Age: 42
Occupation: Antigravity saucer research engineer
Phone/Fax(this is a remote service and if you fax please include cover letter with my name on it.): 813-233-7580
Marriage Status: I am married to a beautiful women named Prymatt and we have one daughter named Connie.

nanu-nanu,
Beldar



BELDAR CONEHEAD

Greeting Mr. Omar!

I have sent the information to Mr. David Kofi as he requested. I hope to hear from him soon.

nanu-nanu,
Beldar Conehead



DAVID KOFI

Dear Beldar,

I saw your mail, i will apply for the form in the Minisrty of Justice on monday and send it to you, fill and return it back so that i can take it to the High Court to get the subsequent power of attorney, which will legally bring you in as a subsidairy donor to the project that was executed, so that you will be in confirmity with the law and legal processes for the bank to effect the transfer into an account that will be nominated by you.

i did tried your line but was on answering machine, pls endeavour to call me on this number also: 00233 244 937981, so that we can interactive a little, and if you recieve this mail.Say me well to your family.

Hoping to hear from you.
Regards,
David Kofi Esq.



FRED OMAR

Dear Beldar,

How is everything over there with you, i have pay the lawyer is consultation fee and the money to aquire the form from the ministry of justice, put together is about $785usd equilvalent, i hope he will get to you with the form.This are the information you might need to fill the form.

Amount of fundto be transfer: $15millionusd.

Contract Number:M&RT/GH/CRT/0229/02.

Pls let me know any areas that maybe difficult for you, so that i will direct .Have a nice day.

Best Regards,
Fred Omar.



BELDAR CONEHEAD

Greetings Mr. Omar!

I have received the form from Mr.Kofi and will fill it out and return to him as soon as possible.

I am happy this lucky deal has come to me as I am a little upset right now. Prymatt took Connie my daughter and left me last night in a rage. I am afraid she may return to our old planet.

Oh well, at least I see a pot of gold at the end of this rainbow. If she divorces me she may get half of the money and I am a little worried about that.

nanu-nanu,
Beldar Eugene Conehead



DAVID KOFI

DEAR BELDAR,

TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU, I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ACQUIRE THE FORM FROM THE MINISTRY OF JUSTICE WITH THE FINANCIAL ASSISITANCE FROM FRED OMAR, YOU ARE REQUIRED TO FILL IT AND SEND IT BACK TO ME, SO THAT WITH YOUR INFORMATION ON THE FORM, I WILL APPLY FOR THE SUBSEQUENT POWER OF ATTORNEY FROM THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE, TO SHOW THAT YOU ARE A SUBSIDIARY DONOR TO THE PROJECT THAT WAS EXECUTED.

IN CASE YOU ARE HAVING PROBLEMS IN GETTING THE FORM OUT AND FILLING IT, THEN SEND ALL THE INFORMATION AS STATED IN THE FORM, SO THAT I WILL FILL IT OVER HERE AND SUBMIT IT AND SIGN ON YOUR BEHALF AS YOUR LAWYER.GIVE A STAEDY ATTENTION TO THIS, BECAUSE MR FRED OMAR IS DOING HIS VERY BEST TO SEE THAT THINGS WORK OUT PERFECTLY WELL.CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU RECIEVE THIS FORM, THIS IS MY NUMBER AGAIN: 00233 244 937981.

HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
REGARDS,
DAVID KOFI Esq.



( i attached form filled out):

BELDAR CONEHEAD

Greetings Mr. Kofi!

Attached is the form you asked me to fill out. Thank you for making this process so easy for me.

My wife Prymatt left me last night taking our child Connie with her to our home planet. I am worried that if she divorces me she may get half of the money.

oh well, if I get it soon maybe i can hide some of it. She told me after our deal she is going to take it all!

Maybe we can try marriage counseling first.

Sorry, just a lot on my mind right now.

nanu-nanu,
Beldar Eugene Conehead



DAVID KOFI

DEAR BELDAR,

I SAW YOUR MAIL AND THE FORM, I WILL BE IN THE HIGH COURT WITH THIS FORM TO GET THE SUBSEQUENT POWER OF ATTORNEY, THAT WILL MANADATE THE BANK TO EFFECT THE TRANSFER INTO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT.

I AM REALLY SORRY ABOUT YOUR WIFE AND THE TROUBLE YOU ARE FACING RIGHT NOW, PLS TRY AND SORT IT OUT WITH HER, THROUGH THE MARRIAGE CONSELLOR, PLS TRY AND KEEP THIS TRANSACTION VERY CONFIDENTIAL BECAUSE OF FRED OMAR'S POSITION.WILL LET YOU KNOW AS THINGS PROGRESS.

REGARDS, DAVID KOFI Esq.



( he attached two fake forms to fill out):

DAVID KOFI

DEAR BELDAR,

TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU, ATTACHED WITH THIS MAIL IS THE SUBSEQUENT POWER OF ATTORNEY AND THE OFFICIAL RECIEPT, WHICH HAS SHOWN THAT THE RIGHT STATUTORILY RIGHT OF THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND HAS BE BEQUEATHED ON YOU, PLEASE KEEP IT SAFE AS I HAVE ALREADY SUBMITTED IT TO THE MINISTRY WHICH WILL BE HANDLE BY MR FRED OMAR.

HE WILL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO NEXT. GIVE ME A CALL IF YOU RECIEVE THIS MAIL, MY SERVER HAS BE DOWN FOR ABOUT 5HRS NOW, I JUST MANAGED TO SEND IT TO YOU, CONTACT MR FRED AT ONCE.

REGARDS,
DAVID KOFI Esq.



DAVID KOFI

Dear Mr Beldar,

Below is an application letter that you will have to fill the gaps completely and immediately send it as an email to the Head office of the International Commericial Bank Limited Ghana. Also give the correct bank account informations where you want the funds to be transfered. Also confirm to me if you recieve the attachment of the initial Statutory Declaration from the High court of Ghana.

Below is a form that you need to fill and send to the BANK, copy and fill the form before sending. I will expect your mail immediately you recieve a response from tha bank and always get back to me when you are been asked any question that is beyond your explanation.

Awaiting your response.

Regards,
David Kofi Esq.

FILL THE FORM BELOW:
.......................................................

TO THE,
Operation Manager, Mr. Michael Fifi Mensah
International Commercial Bank of Ghana Limited,
Accra, Ghana.
Tel: +233-20-8220911.
Fax: +233-28-275766
E-mail: info@icb-ltd.com

APPLICATION FOR THE RELEASE OF MY FUND VALUED US$15,000,000:00

I Mr................, the legitimate beneficiary of the Escrow call account NO#: 0661818092 swift code: INCEGHAC with your bank and had a closing balance before his date amounting to Fifteen Million United States Dollars (US$15,000,000:00) ONLY.

I hereby apply that the above fund be remitted to my bank account presented below as a legitimate owner of the foresaid fund according to your remittance rules and regulations, my bank co-ordinates are stated below:

My full Name:
Mailing Address:
Bank Name:
Bank Address:
A/C No:
Routing NO; (if any)

I will appreciate if the said transfer into my nominated Bank account is made as soon as possible.

You can contact me on phone:
. Fax:
..or Email:
.. if the need arises.

Thanks for your anticipated co-operations

Yours faithfully,



BELDAR CONEHEAD

Mr. Kofi,

Sorry fo r the late response. i can barely type right now. two nights ago my wife Prymatt and i got into a large fight and she shot me with the laser gun. i am currently on medication and am a little weak recovering. i just got home from the hospital and she is currently in jail. my daughter is a wreck. give me a couple of days to digest the information you sent me and i will get back to you asap. i feel a little drunken right now and can hardly get out of bed.

so much going on.

shall i write mr. omar about the bad news or shall you tell him for me?

nanu-nanu,
beldar "the great" conehead



DAVID KOFI

DEAR BELDAR,

I SAW YOUR MAIL, I AM SO SORRY FOR ALL THAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW, I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVERY, I WILL TELL MR OMAR ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE IF YOU TELL HIM NOW, IT WILL LOOKS AS IF YOU CANNOT CONCENTRATE IN HANDLING THIS TRANSACTION, AND HE MIGHT LOOSE CONFIDENCE IN YOU, SO I KNOW HOW TO GO ABOUT THAT.

AS SOON AS YOU CONTACT THE BANK, PLS LET ME KNOW, SO THAT ANY QUESTION THAT THEY MIGHT ASKED I WILL ASSIST YOU IN GETTING THE REPLY, PLEASE STAY CALM AND OUT OF TROUBLE, BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR WIFE, AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR DAUGHTER. I HOPE YOUR WIFE WILL NOT BLOW THIS DEAL? DO NOT LET HER KNOW YOUR MOVES NOW, BECAUSE SHE MIGHT BLOW IT, WE DON,T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN.

HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
REGARDS,
DAVID KOFI Esq.



DAVID KOFI

Dear Beldar,

How is your health are you feeling better? have you been able to communicate with the bank, what has been going on please let me know.

Hoping to hear from you.
Regards,
David Kofi Esq.



(stop replying for a while.. haha):

DAVID KOFI

DEAR BELDAR,

HOW ARE YOU TODAY, I HOPE YOU ARE HALE AND HEARTY, ARE YOU OKAY NOW, HAVE YOU BEEN ABLE TO GET ACCROSS TO THE BANK, WITH THE INFOMATION I GAVE TO YOU, IF YOU HAVE ANY RESPONSES FROM THEM PLEASE LET ME KNOW, HOW IS THE CASE WITH YOUR WIFE, ARE YOU CHARGING HER, WHATEVER THE SITUATION IS, PLEASE LET ME KNOW ASAP.

HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
REGARDS,
DAVE KOFI Esq.



BELDAR CONEHEAD

greeting from remulak mr. kofi!

as you requested i sent the information to the bank. I will need the money as soon as possible before the police track me down. unfortunately, my wife came back, i was high on some drugs and alcohol, i hit her on the head with a baseball bat. i think she might be dead. i need to get out of here quit. she is in the basement. i can't bare to go down there and see her. i have been cleaning the blood all night. i am very scared and do not know what to do.

how long will it take to get the money so that i can flee this world?

beldar conehead



(sending the info to the bank):

BELDAR CONEHEAD

APPLICATION FOR THE RELEASE OF MY FUND VALUED US$15,000,000:00

I Mr Beldar, the legitimate beneficiary of the Escrow call account NO#: 0661818092 swift code: INCEGHAC with your bank and had a closing balance before his date amounting to Fifteen Million United States Dollars (US$15,000,000:00) ONLY.

I hereby apply that the above fund be remitted to my bank account presented below as a legitimate owner of the foresaid fund according to your remittance rules and regulations, my bank co-ordinates are stated below:

My full Name:Beldar Eugene Conehead
Mailing Address:2345 Asteroid Pathway
Bank Name:Wachovia
Bank Address:2201 Roswell Rd, Marietta, GA 30062
A/C No: 4028152
Routing NO; (if any)886253

I will appreciate if the said transfer into my nominated Bank account is made as soon as possible. You can contact me on phone:813-233-7580 Fax:813-233-7580.or Email:jayathena@yahoo.com. if the need arises.

Thanks for your anticipated co-operations

Yours faithfully, Beldar "the great" Eugene Conehead



ICB GHANA

Hello,

Thank you for contacting ICB.One of our staffs will contact you shortly regarding the status of your mail.
Thank



ICB GHANA

International Commercial Bank Gh.
(Foreign Remittance department)
Tel: +233-208220911 Fax: +233-28-275766
Email: info@icb-ltd.com

Attn: Beldar Eugene Conehead.

SUBJECT: RE- TRANSFER/PAYMENT SUM OF US$15M
Sir,

The management of the International Commercial Bank Ghana Limited wishes to inform you that your application letter has been recieved ok, but we urgently need you to send the first and second pages of your international pass-port or driver's license as prove of iddentity.

We sincerely hope to hear from you soon.

Yours Faithfully.
Mrs. Grace Frimpong (account advice officer)



(to Bank, i attached a NY drivers license with a picture of Clay Aiken American Idol):

BELDAR CONEHEAD

Greeting Mrs. Grace Frimpong,

I am running out of time as I gave Mr. Kofi much detail about my terrible situation. I do not have a scanner so I took a picture of my license for you with my digital camera. Things are very bad here and little time left do I have. My spaceship will be heading into orbit in about a weeks time from today, posibly sooner.

nanu-nanu,
Beldar "the great" Conehead



ICB GHANA

Hello,

Thank you for contacting ICB.One of our staffs will contact you shortly regarding the status of your mail.
Thank



DAVID KOFI

DEAR BELDAR,

I SAW YOUR MAIL AND ALL THE TROUBLES YOU ARE GOING THROUGH, HAS THE BANK GOTTEN BACK TO YOU? DO YOU THINK WITH ALL THESE YOUR PROBLEMS YOU CAN HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION SMOOTHLY, BECAUSE I DON,T WANT FRED OMAR TO KNOW ABOUT ALL THESE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR WIFE, HE MIGHT INSIST WE STOP THE TRANSACTION WITH YOU, BECAUSE HE WILL FEEL YOU CANNOT CONCERTRATE.

GET TO THE BANK AND PRESS THEM TO EFFECT THE TRANSFER AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE SO THAT WITHIN THIS WEEK THE TRANSFER WILL HAVE BEEN EFFECTED, YOU HAVE A ROLE TO PLAY NOW, SO ACT FAST.

HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
REGARDS,
DAVE KOFI.



BELDAR CONEHEAD

Mr Kofi,

I have sent the information to the bank. I am waiting for the transfer. My wife didn't make it and I buried her in the backyard last night. My daughter Connie has no idea where her mother is. I had to lock her in her room while doing this tragic deed. My back hurts so bad today from all the digging. I am sad for her. I am not worried anymore. Nobody will find out for weeks.

The bank I anxiously await a reply from.

nanu-nanu,
beldar eugene conehead



ICB GHANA

from Bank, Mr. Michael Fifi Mensah:

Attn: Beldar Eugene Conehead.

SUBJECT-RE: TRANSFER/PAYMENT SUM OF US$15M

Sir,

Your massage dated 26/09/05 has been received by the INTERNATIONAL COMMERCIAL BANK LIMITED GHANA. We are now glad to inform you that your fund has been located in our computer database also it was deposited in an Escrow Account.

Also we wish to inform you that we have received your attached drivers license and have confirmed your identity as true, also an application letter of authority which was earlier sent on the 26th September needs to be officially notarized. According to our Bank's logistics it is necessary therefore that your application letter is officially notarized, making it authentic, since you are not here in person to submit this application. It will also interest you to hear that from our legal department it will cost you $350.00 only to notarize it and soon it is notarized the approval will be considered.

You are hereby advice to send the amount of $350.00 to MR.GEORGE MONG in our account department by Western Union Money Transfer. Soon the money is received and the application notarized and approval secured, the copy will be faxed to you for your perusal also the transfer of your fund will be effected.

Treat Urgently

Yours faithfully

MR. Michael F.Mensah. (Foreign Operation Manager) CC: MR. BENARD DINKOR SEC.MINISTRY OF FINANCE. CC: BANK OF GHANA. CC: FILE.



(his name is actually Mr. Michael Fifi Mensah, and I am writing in Yoda language. And I changed the amount to $3500):

BELDAR CONEHEAD

Greeting from Remulak Mr. Fifi:

Fifi, asking of me I do not understand. Sent by Western Union money order you ask of me. In the amount of $3500, the money order will be sent to you. Information to send the money order via Western Union I need from you. From the bank today or tomorrow I will retrieve the funds to be sent.

Information for Western Union I need from you.

Money from escrow I need from you quickly. From this world I must flee.

nanu-nanu,
Beldar Eugene Conehead



ICB GHANA

from Bank, Mr. Michael Fifi Mensah:

Attn: Beldar Eugene Conehead.

SUBJECT-RE: TRANSFER/PAYMENT SUM OF US$15M

Sir,

You are required to send the us$350.00 notarization fee to the name below: Name: Mr. George O. Mong. Address: No. 23 Madina new road Accra Ghana Tel: 00-233-244877070

We advice you send the money by western union money transfer as it is rliable and fastest means to recieve money here in Ghana, all you need to do is to visit any bank that has the services of western union money transfer and have the money sent to the above name. Immediately the money is been sent, quickly write to us given us the mtcn numbers of the transfer and also the test question and answer, so as to enable us recieve the money and to effect your transfer immediately.

We uregntly expect your urgent reply.

Treat Urgently

Yours faithfully

MR. Michael F.Mensah. (Foreign Operation Manager)
DAVID KOFI

DEAR BELDAR,

I SAW YOUR MAIL I MA SO SORRY FOR ALL THE TROUBLES YOU ARE INTO RIGHT NOW, BUT WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL THE POLICE WILL NOT KNOW ABOUT YOUR WIFE'S DEATH AND YOU WILL SURELY BE ARRESTED AND THIS TRANSACTION MIGHT COME TO A STAND STILL.

HAVE THE BANK GOTTEN TO YOU YET, WHAT DID THEY SAY, YOU HAVE TO PRESS THEM SO THAT THEY CAN EFFECT THE TRANSFER VERY FAST, LET ME KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING.

HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
REGARDS,
DAVID KOFI Esq.



(i am not sure how things have become so vial.)

BELDAR CONEHEAD

Greetings Mr. Kofi:

The police will never find out. I dismembered her before the burial so she will decay faster. I covered the limbs with lime. Several episodes of a TV show here in US called Forensic Files gave me the idea of pulling the teeth and removing the fingerprints before disposing. Unrecognizable.

Anyway, more importantly to me is the money you are going to transfer. I plan to flee to Mexico where I will meet my friend Spock and from there we will use his spacecraft to flee to our home planet.

As for the bank, I wrote the bank yesterday asking where to send the $3500 to. I withdrew the monies today and await more information.

nanu-nanu,
Beldar Conehead



(trying to get them to change the amount from $350 to $3500)

BELDAR CONEHEAD

Greetings Fifi,

As I am running out of time. I need to verify with you. I think you might have made a mistake. I took out the sum of $3500 to send you and I am afraid you misprinted the amount in your last email. You put $350. Please let me know asap if this is correct so I can send the money order to you.

nanu-nanu,
beldar "big pickle" conehead



DAVID KOFI

DEAR BELDAR,

TOP OF THE DAY TO YOU, HOW FAR HAVE YOU GONE WITH THE BANK, HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SEND THE MONEY SO THAT THEY CAN EFFECT THE TRANSFER IMMEDIATELY? IF YOU SEND THE MONEY, PLS SCAN THE SLIP TO ME FOR RECORD PURPOSE, BECAUSE ALL EXPENSES MADE ON THIS TRANSACTION WILL BE DEDUCTED ACCORDING TO FRED OMAR, BEFORE EVENTFUL SHARING.

HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU. REGARDS, DAVID KOFI.



(I can't believe they didn't accept the $3500 I was trying to change it to):

ICB GHANA

from Bank, Mr. Michael Fifi Mensah

Attn: Beldar Eugene Conehead.

SUBJECT-RE: TRANSFER/PAYMENT SUM OF US$15M

Sir,

The notarization fee is three hundred and fifty dollars (us$350.00) I will expect the transaction report as soon as you send the money today.

Treat Urgently

Yours faithfully

MR. Michael F.Mensah. (Foreign Operation Manager)



DAVID KOFI

DEAR BELDAR,

WHAT IS THE POSITION OF THINGS WITH THE BANK NOW.

AWAITING YOUR RESPONSE.
REGARDS,
DAVID KOFI Esq.



(with a little data corruption)

BELDAR CONEHEAD

Greeting Mr. KOFI,

Things are not so good here. The police are starting to snoop around. Time is running out for me. Please wire the money into my bank account as fast as you possibly can.

I have transmitted the money in the amount of $1000. I put a little extra in there for all of your kindness to me and your trust in the matter of Prymatt, my wife and the whole situation.

Unfortunilty, I may need to dispose of my daughter whom I love so very much. She is asking to many questions of me and it will be hard to disappear with her by my side. Please do not tell anyone of this.

I have submitted the information concerning the Western Union money order to the bank.

QWER(SFD**@#J%23423rasdFG(#$%

asdfaslj;aksjdf
nanu-
nanu,
asdfasd 90809erug@#*WEF(SDF
dpxzcvm
Beldar 900saf9d809joim


Conehead



DAVID KOFI

DEAR BELDAR,

I SAW YOUR MAIL, BUT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONTENT VERY WELL, HOW MUCH DID YOU SENT TO THE BANK? I ALSO TOLD YOU TO SCAN AND SEND ME THE WESTERN UNION SLIP, FOR RECORD PURPOSE.

THIS IS WHAT FRED OMAR HAS ASKED ME TO DO, SO THAT ALL EXPENSES MADE BY YOU AND FRED OMAR WILL BE CALCULATED AND DEDUCTED BEFORE EVENFUL SHARING. PLS SEND THE WESTERN UNION SLIP NOW, SO THAT WE CAN CALCULATE ALL THE EXPENSES SO FAR. BE VERY CAREFUL WITH YOUR SITUATION NOW, SO THAT THE TRANSFER CAN BE EFFECTED BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU, PRESS THE BANK TO DO THAT.

HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
REGARDS,
DAVID KOFI Esq.



(sending him fake western union receipt scan)

BELDAR CONEHEAD

Mr. Kofi, does it actually sound like Coffee,

There has been some problems with my emails lately. A lot of garbage text. Not sure as to why. A copy of the western union money order receipt is attached. I thought I attached it to the last email.

I have decided to take on a new wife. Is there anyone from your country that you know who would be interested? I will pay good money for a beautiful women. I am a weathly man with much money and am a widow with one daughter currently. I also look very young for my age, per my drivers license photo. Please let me know. I am very interested in S&M, etc, as I have a dungeon in my basement. My daughter is currently there chained. My schizophrenia causing me to say a lot of stuff I should not and do things I should not do. I have only been out of that state hospital for about 8 months.

The bank has all my information. I feel insulted when your emails are so short. I have been developing this relationship with you for so long and you never talk to me about my issues. Is all you care about is the transaction.

nanu-nanu,
beldar conehead



to Bank (a lot of data corruption blocking MTCN number)

BELDAR CONEHEAD

Greeting Mr. Fifi,

Fifi, here is the information I gave Western Union:

TO: George Mongal
QUESTION: How big is my pickle?
ANSWER: Ten inches long
MTCN: 192alksjdlkjxlkjzzzzzzzzzzzzlkja
zkl;jxlkjlklzkjaldkajsoj21i6v5-03[tugjea
fsdp03t0#@$%SSDF-igsfdvkps[,,,,, 0-sdpcsdf
sdfsdf
df;kj pqw'ojsfsdffffffffffssdffffssssssfoias[;0fg9'8-sdfsd
fasd
ffffffff098asfd987908*#$(ASDF)#@##@$%#@^$@YDFFfffffaaf
asdfasdf(QWER(SFD**@#J%23423rasdFG(#$%

asdfaslj;aksjdf nanu-
qwklsfda98asfphasdf nanu,
asdfasd 90809erug@#*WEF(SDF

dpxzcvm
Beldar 900saf9d809joim

Conehead



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