Some letters from a Kindly Contributor who says of his Lad: No matter how hard I try, he still thinks I'm serious..
1. MR. WILLIAMS ANALO, OR ANALAO, OF KINSHASA
Mr.Williams Analao, 5 - 8 Milton Obote, Avenue BLED Kinshasha, Congo - Zaire, Alternative e-mail address: email@example.com I got your contact from the Internet and I know that this letter will come to you as a big surprise but don't ignore it. The profit will not only be for you but for generations this matter is very important and needs utmost trust and confidence. I am Mr Williams Analo.a business consultant and a close confidant of one former most powerful first family in Zaire, now Democratic Republic of Congo. The former first lady told me that they have lost their oil wells and their gold mines have been shut down and confiscated by the new government and they don't want to loose their cash again. The family wishes to move out of the country the sum of USD$26 million [ Twenty Six million United states Dollars] she wants to invest the aforementioned sum in viable businesses overseas. My client does not wish to place this fund with established financial nstitutions in the family's name for security reasons. It is her desire that the deal be handled as quietly as possible without possibility of any leakage to the public or government. She has therefore instructed and empowered me to look for a reliable foreigner who can arrange and receive this money in his account overseas and assist to invest the fund properly for the family. If you know that you are capable and have the facilities to handle this large amount or knows a trusted friend or organizations who can handle this project in strict confidence, my client is willing to give you and such entity 25% of the total sum received on behalf of the family for overseas investments. To act as a fund manager for my client and her family in overseas I shall release the sum of USD$26 million [Twenty Six million United State Dollars] to you if you meet my requirements. The money is available in cash in a safe trunk deposited with a security company, and upon a avorable response from you, I shall let you know how you shall receive it. Your commission shall be 25% of the total sum, and an annual 10% of the after tax returns on investment for the first five years. Thereafter, the terms shall be varied. Sir, if you are capable and reliable, reach me by email address soonest OR: firstname.lastname@example.org Best regards, Mr Williams Analo.
Hello My Dear Friend Williams Analo! How are you today my friend? Thank you very much for this wonderful opportunity. You are very kind to think of me and my family. I will be in your country next week. I would like to meet you in person. As you can imagine, I want to know the person who is being so generous to me. Please give me your telephone number and tell me where to meet you. Shall I come by your office address that you gave me? I prefer to meet in the lobby of a large hotel if that is acceptable to you. I will do whatever you recommend. For some reason, I feel like I know you and I trust you completely already. You are a wonderful human being and I am sure that good things await you in your future. Your dear friend, Mike
3. MR. WILLIAMS ANALO
Dear Brother, Thanks for your mail. I have contacted the First lady to brief her about our communication. She was very happy with you and has given me the go ahead for the operation. She hammered more on the confidentiality of the transaction. Please my brother due to the fact that I have been seen to be very close confidant to former First Lady we are believing that we will have to keep the whole communication about this business by mail to avoid the information passing to the government agent as the telephone are always monitored here. We will be communicating by mail I will be in Accra Ghana so that he can keep a good communication with you to enable the business to be well coordinated. While I will meet you later when you will be there. This is imparetive as the consignment is in a security company in Accra Ghana. You have to arrange to come to Ghana so that we can complete the claims processes and to sign the necessray agreement before the fund transfer to your care. As I have told you the fund has been deposited with a security company in Accra Ghana . I have contact the director of operation to breif him about our coming. Please you have to contact him immediately . he has agree to assist in getting a cable visa for you to enable you come down immediately by next week.I have informed the director of operation that he will be of assistance to make sure that the fund assignment and transfer is made very easy to us. You are to arrange and proceed to Ghana for the Claiming of the fund and for us to complete all other formality . The contact of the security company is as below: WEST AFRICA CLAERING HOUSE P O BOX 18 ACHIMOTA ACCRA GHANA TEL: 233 24 381 688 EMAIL:email@example.com CONTACT PERSON: ISAAC BRIGHT (DIRECTOROF OPERATION) Please you should contact them and quote the consignment number WACH/AM97/1773 , So that they can give you more detail. Please I hope that you really has understand my situation and will work in accordance with my guide line so that we can achieve success with out any problem. You should go ahead and send your information to be through mail as an attachment. Thanks for your cooperation Yours Brother, Williams
My Dear Brother, Thank you for your quick response. I will attempt to change my travel plans to that I can travel to Accra, per your instructions. I understand that Accra is simply delightful this time of year so I am understandably giddy with excitement at the prospect of spending some time there (especially considering the financial windfall that is to be mine, thanks to your almost saint-like generosity). I humble myself before you and the First Lady. Please convey to her my utmost respect and gratitude. I look forward to someday occupying a position directly underneath her, God willing. I will send another email when I have made my travel plans. Your Dear Brother, Mike
5. MR. WILLIAMS ANALO
Dear Brother, Thanks for your e-mail message. I had a discussions with the First Lady yesterday evening and she instructed me to leave to Accra-Ghana first thing on monday morning beaing tomorrow. Therefor,I will call you and give to you a telephone number where you can reach me in Accra-Ghana immediately I arrives to Ghana. My Brother,The First Lady and the Members of the Family have reposed all they trust on you and will like you to handle this business the way you can handle your Brother's Business.Meanwhile I have never seen you in Person but I know that we are going to see each other this week and build a strong trust on our selfs. Therefor,I will not like you to do any thing which will damage the image of my Family because every Individuals in First Lady's Family knows that you are the Key to their Success,so My Brother handle this business as a matter of fact and urgency. My Brother,make your travell arrangement to come and meet me in Ghana because I will be in Accra-Ghana by tomorrow so that we can conclude this transaction and say bye bye to to the transaction.Also contact the Security Company immediately with the above address which I sent to you and ask them to tell you the prosedures,also remember to quote the security number to them. Contact me immediately you hear from the security Company. Should I contact you on:310) 573-9659 ? Tell me if I can call you on this number,or do you have a mobile number where I call call you immediately I get to Ghana tomorrow. You will spend only 2-3 days to complete this transaction in Accra-Ghana. Therefor,Make urgent arrangment to travell to Ghana immediately so that we can meet together and conclude this transaction because I will meet some of the Honorable men and make sure sure that everything will work out fine and smoothly for us. The First Lady promised to give to me a Gift which I will give to you when you get to Ghana,Also try as much as possible to buy any presentable gift of your Choice which I will give to Her on your behalf when I get back to my Country[CONGO]Also I will like you to give us a favour by Buying  Four wrist watches which I will give to the Honorable men as a Gifts to show our appreciation to them because of all the help they have been giving to us all this while. Bear in mind that the First Lady wants this money to leave to a Foreign Country, your Country by next week,so make urgent arrangement to come and save this situation. Waiting for your urgent response. Thanks and Almighty God be with you and your Family. Yours Brother, Williams.
6. MR. WILLIAMS ANALO
Dear Brother, Please let me know immediately you comes back from your trip. Thanks and may God guard you!!! Yours Brother, Williams.
Dear Brother, I was just thinking about you (and especially the First Lady....). I will let you know as soon as I can travel to your wonderful city. Can you recommend some fun things to do in Accra? Is roller blading as popular there as it is here? I also like go carts. Can I go cart in Accra? Anyway, as you can tell, I can barely contain my enthusiasm for my upcoming trip. I hope you will allow me to buy you a margarita upon my arrival. Will my hotel have a swim-up bar in the pool? (Sorry, there I go again...) Your dear brother, Mike
8. MR. WILLIAMS ANALO
Dear Brother, I have sent you an e-mail to know the situation and your travel arrangement. What is really happening ? Yours Brother, Williams.
My dear Brother, It pains me to send you this email. It has taken me several days just to compose myself sufficiently to sit down and write to you. I don't really know where to begin. I mentioned to a friend of mine that I was planning to travel to Ghana to carry out our business deal. I know that this was supposed to be confidential, but you must admit, a secret this wonderful is simply too difficult to keep to one's self. I'm not ashamed to admit that I sang like a canary on speed. Anyway, my friend warned me that there have been several business deals like the one you propose, and that innocent people like me have been tricked and have lost some money. I told my friend that I am dealing with someone I trust more than my own brother. I am dealing with Mr. Williams Analo, not just some sleazy African scam artist from Nigeria who thinks he can get me to wire him some hard currency based on a semi-literate email! My friend was not impressed. I must tell you that I broke off the relationship with my friend of 30 years, because he dared to doubt the sincerity of Mr. Williams Analo. However, my dear Brother, I must ask you: Are you sure this deal will go down just the way you say, or am I possibly running some risk? You have probably guessed by now that my idea of a risky venture is riding a go-cart without a seat belt! And speaking of riding, how is the First Lady? So, my dear Brother, it is with heavy heart that I must tell you that I am having some doubts about our venture. You know that I trust you more than Bill Clinton, but I am not the kind of person who is comfortable even with the slightest risk. Please accept my humble apologies and convey my lustful greetings to the First Lady. Yours in chicanery, Mike