Judith and David
<judith_david@voila.fr>Dear Sir/Ma,
Good evening to you in the name of our Lord.Please permit me to use this medium to thank you once more for given me this avenue to explain my problem to you , But firstly, i will like to introduce myself to you so that you will understand and comprehend my point clearly. My name is Judith Abdulrasak Makoulou with my younger brother David,we are from congo democratic republic in the east africa.
[We think "Judith" and "David" are neither Judith nor David nor are they from Congo. That's just our opinion. What do we know.]
Presently we are in cotonou Benin republic as political refugees as a result of the war in my country which left to the death of our dearly parents. Iam still a student and my brother too in my country high school where iam studying medicine while brother David is studying mechanical engineering.I will be 24 years old by the 14th of september while my brother is 21 years old.
Please we need your concerns and assistance because the war has claimed the life of both our darling father and mother leaving us alone in this world. Before the death of our father, he used my name as the beneficiary/owner to deposit some huge amount of money WHICH VALUED AT $9MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS in a finance house here in republic of benin.Th situation is that considering that we entered here as refugee and the financial law of this country does not alow refugees access to operate account in their country.
Please what we need from you is your presence here in benin to help us settle the finance house for their clearing fee and open an account with your name in any bank here in benin I will submit your particulars to the finance house to effect the change of the ownership of the money in your name as the new beneficiary and after they will change the name to your favour and relodge the money into the new account you are going to open in the bank here you will then instruct the bank here to further transfer to any of your nominated account in your country.
But before then,you will promise that you are going to accept us as your own family by taking to your family house in your country,arrange for a better school where we will continue our education and to invest this money wisely in a lucrative venture you know.our late father and the financial house had an agreement when the money will be in their custody and if we fail to come and claim the money as agreed,they may confiscate that will cause a terrible effect to our life as the hope of our future existance depend on the sefety of this huge amount.
please if you are ready to help us, please kindly forward to us the following below informations so that the documents can be effect in your favour as the new beneficiary so that once you arrive and do the clearing and open the new accout you will then have access to the money.
WE NEED YOUR FULL NAME, ADDRESS AND TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBERS .THIS WILL ENABLE THE CHANGE OF THE OWNERHSIP IN YOUR FAVOUR AS THE NEW BENEFICARY OF THE MONEY.NOTE ANOTHER ALTERNATIVELY IS STILL HERE IF YOU CANNOT COME DOWN TO BENIN REPUBLIC WHERE WE ARE PRESENTLY WHERE OUR VISA WILL BE OUT SOON FOR OUR TRAVEL OUT OF THIS . WE HAVE ALSO APPLIED FOR THEM TO RELEASE OUR MONEY TO WHOMEVER WE NOMINATE AS THE PERSON WE EMPOWER TO HELP US CLEAR OUR MONEY AND AS THE NEW BENEFICIARY EITHER IN BENIN REPUBLIC OR IN THEIR AFFILIATE OFFICE IN SPAIN.IN HOLLAND ALSO YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO HELP US SETTLE FOR THE CLEARANCE FEE AND YOU WILL NEED ALSO TO OPEN AN ACCOUNT IN THE BANK THEIR WHERE THEY WILL RELEASE AND DEPOSIT FOR YOU, ONLY FOR YOU WILL INSTRUCT THE BANK TO FURTHER TRANSFER TO ANY ACCOUNT YOU WILL NOMINATE ANY PLACE .
ONCE THIS IS DONE,YOU WILL FROM THERE SEND TO US MONEY FOR THE PURCHASE OF OUR TICKET. PLEASE INDICATE YOUR WILLINGLESS TO HELP USBY FORWARDING FOR US THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS.
1)YOUR FULL NAME. 2)YOUR TEL/FAX NUMBERS.
UPON THE RECEIPT OF THE ABOVE INFORMATIONS WE WILL INTRODUCE YOU TO FINANCIAL HOUSE FOR YOUR DISCUSSION WITH THEM.MAY GOD ALMIGHTY CONTINUE TO BLESS YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AS YOU HELP US.HAVE A NICE DAY AS WE AWAIT YOUR POSITIVE DECISION TO HELP US. FROM JUDITH AND DAVID:
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Thu Jan 22, 2004 8:51:49 AM US/PacificDear Madam,
I am not sure where you managed to extrapolate my private details from but I am Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE, of Her Majesty's Foreign Office.
Your story touched the heart of the Royal Household, and Her Royal Highness Princess Candice Mercedes Windsor has instructed me to do her bidding.
How may we be of assistance?
Kind regards.
Yours ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
Judith and David
dear ladyb agathagood evening to you.
thanks for your kind response and your readiness to help me and my brother to ensure that our money is cleared and transfer to london for investment as this is the only hope of our life and living.
i want to clariy the assistance required from you.
i want to let you know that here in benin republic we entered as a refugee but now in the camp as there is one old woman about 82 years accommodating us and we do not want to expose ourself and our money to anybody here.
so now that we have contacted the finance company for the clearance and release of our fund.
we need the following details below that will enable us to effect the change of the beneficiary in your name and favour for them to release to you as we authorise them after changing the beneficiary in your name and favour.
I NEED YOUR NAME
YOUR ADDRESS
YOUR TELEPHONE AND MOBILE LINE
YOU SCAN YOUR PASSPORT COPY AND SEND VIA ATTACHMENT
AND I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WHERE YOU WANT OUR FUND TO BE REMITTED.
MEANWHILE, WE HAVE CONSULTED OUR LATE FATHERS LAWYER ABOUT THE POSITION OF THINGS WITH US HERE AND HE IS GOING TO HELP US HERE ENSURE THAT THE FUND IS TRANSFERED TO YOU AS WE AUTHORISED.
PLEASE ALWAYS CONTACT HIM FOR MORE INFORMATION.
HIS NAME IS: BARRISTER JOHN NAFIS
HIS EMAIL; barristerjohnnafisss2003@yahoo.com
AND HIS PHONE IS +229-98 98 57
YOU ARE PLEASED TO CONTACT ME WITH THE DETAILS AND CONTACT THE LAWYER TOO
LORD BE WITH YOU AS WE AWAIT FOR YOUR RESPONSE TO ENABLE ME FORWARD MY PHOTO AND PASSPORT FOR YOU TO KNOW ME IN DETAILS
FROM JUDITH AND DAVID
Lady Agatha Bristol
Fri Jan 23, 2004 5:26:02 AM US/PacificMy dear Judith and David,
Thank you for your note.
We are happy to assist you but before we do we need to ascertain your genuine aspirations towards us. We cannot have another Bowden Affair, you know.
Therefore, we require you to swear a temporary Oath of Allegiance before we research.
Are you prepared to do this? One Oath will suffice for the pair of you.
Yours sincerely,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
Judith and David
Dear Miss AgathaGood morning to you.
I want to let you understand that I have confidence in you and that is why I decided to contact you for this purpose.
Like I said earlier, I do not want you to be going around telling people about our money as it is the only hope of our life and living.
I want to let you know that we have never told anybody about this money but you alone and will like you to keep it highly to yourself.
We told our late fathers lawyer that you are the business partner of our late father and we want you to help us for the clearance into your account for investment.
I want you to kindly forward your contact details to enable you discuss with us and our lawyer as time is of essence.
On the issue of agreement, it is the duty of our lawyer to draft the agreement that will bind us together and how the investment will be carried on and what will be your own share of it too.
Meanwhile, we have to let you know that we are ready to give you the sum of $800,000 for all your help and effort in making sure our money is cleared into your account while you help us to invest the rest in good business for the benefit of all .
I will scan my photo and passport for you to know me well and comprehend our position here and know the person in contact with you. On the issue of oath, you know my position here and I do not want to expose myself and my money for my on good and security.
Am waiting for the required information and please try and contact our lawyer.
HIS NAME IS BARRISTER JOHN NAFIS
TELEPHONE +229- 98 98 57
EMAIL: barristerjohnnafisss2003@yahoo.com
Lord be with you
From Judith and david
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Sat Jan 24, 2004 9:38:12 AM US/PacificDear Judith and David,
Please note that Lady Agatha is the correct form of address.
We will be happy to assist you, provided you swear a temorary Oath of Allegiance to Her Majesty.
Are you prepared to do this?
Yours ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
Judith and David
Dear Lady Agatha,Greetings to you, First I apologize for my inappropriate address to your name. After due consultation with my brother I decided to let you know our feelings. We do not know what kind of temorary Oath of Allegiance we are to swear. but if that will not expose our life and inheritance to risk we will go along. Also we will need you to also pleage your full Allegiance to us that our life and inheritance will not be at risk of any kind. Please this is our life and all we hope for in life to contune our education and build our life. I belive this will make us one family.
Please explian to us what kind of "temorary Oath of Allegiance " and how we will do it, as we have not done this kind of thing before in our life, I hope you understand our fear.
Whan ever you are contacting the lawyer introduce your self as our later fathers business partner Andrew Abdulrasak Makoulou, whenever you contact him copy to us.
We await your response.
Warm regards.
Judith and David.
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Mon Jan 26, 2004 2:46:24 PM US/PacificMy dear Judith and David,
Thank you for your note.
Taking a temporary Oath of Allegiance is very simple.
Please scan in your photograph along with this text:
'We, Judith and David, being of sound minds, do by humble merkin swear in pro-twiglets and the most discombobulated manner to assist Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II in all areas of her Right Royal Business.'
Sign it and send it back to me, please. Do not worry about confidentiality; we in the Special Operations Department look after Her Majesty's Government's interests at home and abroad, handling billions of pounds each day, discreetly and efficiently.
We will ensure you get exactly what you deserve - have no fear.
Therefore, my most trusted operative, Lonslo Tossov, will examine your Oath and perform basic security checks.
Finally, I am not at all sure what you mean by approaching the lawyer. Please clarify your intentions on this matter. We cannot afford any embarassment or illegality - the Bowden/Levy Affair was almost too much to bear.
Yours ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
Judith and David
Dear Lady Agatha,Thanks for your mail, We have accepted to swear the temporary Oath of Allegiance, but please contact the Attorney that is assisting us on how we can do that or prepare the temporary Oath of Allegiance, the way it should be so we can sign it and return back to you with copy of my international passport. Also you have to understand that there are documents to be signed by you which the lawyer will sent to you to sign and return after you must have sent the required information( That is ; your Full name, Address, phone and fax number) to effect the changes on the documents to reflect your name as the beneficiary and this has to be done by the lawyer (Attorney). Please if you are ready to assist us do let us know.
The Attorney's contact are as follows:
Barrister JOHN NAFIS
EMAIL:barristerjohnnafiss2003@yahoo.com
phone :+229-989857
Please always keep us posted of the out come of your discussion with the Attorney.
Warm regards.
Judith and David
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Thu Jan 29, 2004 9:00:48 AM US/PacificMy dear Judith and David,
This is most improper.
I should have thought our instructions to you were perfectly clear; just type out the text of the Oath, add your photograph, sign the document and send it back.
Surely that cannot be too hard. Chief Um Bongo from Skull Island signed one just the other day.
Please do hurry.
Yours ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
[Um Bongo is a children's fruit drink.]
Badesmond Okpora
badesmond okpora <badesmond@justice.com> :DESMOND ETUDE/JOHN NAFIS ASSOCIATES.
JURISCONSULITE HUSSIER DE JUSTICE.
01 BP 5321 AKPAKPA COTONOU REPUBLIC DU BENIN
EMAIL: badesmond@justice.com.
PHONE: +229-98-22-94.
BARRISTER ETUDE JOHN NAFIS ESQ
ATTENTION MS Lady Agatha Bristol,
THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT I RECEIVED YOUR INFORMATIONS FROM MY CLIENT MISS JUDITH AND DAVID MAKOULOU THAT I SHOULD CONTACT YOU CONCERNING THE TEMOPRARY OATH OF ALLEGIANCE AND THEIR FUND HER LATE FATHER DEPOSITED IN THE FINANCE COMPANY HERE IN BENIN REPUBLIC.
NOTE: I WILL LIKE YOU TO KNOW THE PROCEDURES AND REQUIREMENTS WE NEEDED TO PROCEED IN THIS TRANSACTION/INVESTMENT.
1. YOU MUST FORWARD YOUR FULL HOUSE ADDRESS,DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT COPY
1.2
PAGE OR DRIVING LICENCE TO ENABLE ME PROCEED TO THE HIGH COURT AND MAKE THE CHANGE OF THE BENEFICIARY NAME
IN YOUR FAVOUR AS THE PERSON MISS JUDITH AND DAVID APOINTED TO CLEAR AND CLAIM THERE FUND OUT FROM THE FINANCE COMPANY WHERE THERE LATE FATHER DEPOSITED IT AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ALL THE DOCUMENTS HAVE TO
BE
LEGALIZED IN THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE BEFORE I CAN FORWARD IT TO THE FINANCE COMPANY FOR THEM TO RELEASE
THE FUND AND TRANSFER TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT THAT YOU WILL PROVIDE TO THEM AS THEY STIPULATED.
NOTE: YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I WILL DRAFT AN AGREEMENT BITWEEN YOU AND MISS JUDITH AND DAVID MAKOULOU CONCERNING YOUR PERCENTAGE TO TAKE IN THIS TRANSACTION/INVESTMENT.
LASTLY KINDLY FORWARD THE NECESSARY INFORMATION I NEEDED TO ENABLE ME PROCEED IMMEDIATELY.
KINDLY CALL ME ON +229-98-22-94 IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE FOR MORE INFORMATION.
BEST REGARDS
BARR JOHN NAFIS ESQ
PLEASE NOTE: CONTACT ME THROUGH THE PHONE AND EMAIL YOU SEE IN THIS LETTER AND ALSO NOTE THAT THE TEMOPRARY OATH AND JUDITH AND DAVID PASSPORT IS ATTACHED BELLOW AS YOU REQUESTED FROM THEM YOU ARE TO SIGN YOUR OWN PART IN THE DOCUMENTS.
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Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:51:35 AM US/PacificDear Sir,
Thank you for your note.
We shall examine the other documents you have sent.
As ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
Lady Agatha Bristol
My dear [Scamoramans],I trust you are well.
Attached are photographs and a signed Temporary Oath of Allegiance for 'Judith & David'.
I hope you enjoy them.
See you at Annie's Bar later.
Yours ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
Badesmond Okpora
Date: Fri, 24 Oct 2003 05:06:55 -0400 (EDT)From: john nafis <bajohnnafis@yahoo.ca>
Subject: my international passport
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:09:20 AM US/PacificMy dear Nafis,
Thank you for your passport.
We shall examine it over the weekend, whilst inspecting the Bowden Custard Company factory in Wankershire.
As ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
Judith and David
Dear Lady Agatha,Top of the day to you, I belive that by now, you must have receive the temporary Oath of Allegiance as requested by you. Please sign and sent copy back to us, inculding the resquested information, YOUR FULL NAME, FULL ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER . Always keep us posted of your contacts with the laywer.
We await your reply and advice.
warm Regards.
Judith and David
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Fri Jan 30, 2004 2:27:22 PM US/PacificDear Judith and David,
Thank you for your note.
I apologise for the tardiness of my response; I was in counsel with Sir Hugh Janus and Lord Ted Bundy, of the House of Commons Select Committee on Scone Supply. Thank you for your completed Oath; it seems satisfactory. You now have security clearance.
Here is my full name:
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations,
Foreign Office,
221b Baker Street
London FU2 G1T
Judith and David
dear agathagood morning once more.
i still want to let you know that all your details has been forwarded to the lawyer and i want you to please kindly contact our lawyer
HIS NAME IS BARRISTER JOHN NAFIS
EMAIL IS . barristerjohnnafisss2003@yahoo.com
HIS PHONE IS +229-989857
AND I WANT TO LET YOU THAT HE IS GOING TO CONTACT YOU TODAY
FROM JUDITH AND DAVID
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Sat Jan 31, 2004 8:43:39 AM US/PacificDear Judith and David,
Please note that Lady Agatha is the correct form of address.
We have tried to contact your chap but his email account bounces our messages back.
This is not child's play, you know. Kindly rectify this situation.
Judith and David
Dear Lady Agatha Bristol,Thanks for your mail, our mind is now relaxed. Please contact the lawyer and ask him what other things would be done to put in motion the process of clearing the fund, also send you phone number to us.
Have a nice day.
judith and David.
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Sat Jan 31, 2004 8:46:12 AM US/PacificDear Judith and David,
We are in touch with your lawyer, though his e-mail does not seem to work.
This is causing concern as we have several legal questions for him. We shall try and contact him again, however.
Badesmond Okpora or maybe it's John Nafis
<barristerjohnnafisss2003@yahoo.com>:Sequel to your details which my client forwarded to my office this afternoon regarding the change of the beneficiary of their fund transfer into your costudy. Note that i have been trying your phone but all my trials failed because you are not picking up your phone at the moment..
Be informed that your details has been forwarded to me for the change of the beneficiary of their consignment containing the sum of $9million dollars as deposited by her late father.
In this regard, she has empowered and instructed for the change of the beneficiary in your name and favour as the person authorised for the clearance and claim.
In this regard, i want to inform you that every arrangement has been made for the fund to be delivered and transfered into your account.
it is highly imperative to let you comprehend that i have been able to secure the drug clearance certificate that will proof to the government and your government that the fund is non drug money and not meant for terrorist and it cost me the sum of $14,200 to acquire it.
i want to let you understand that the van that will convey the money to the bank that will transfer to your account charged the sum of $5,000 and the clearance fee will cost us the sum of $2,700 as stipulated by the finance company before the can release the fund for transfer into your account from the vaultand i cannot come up with sum amount now which your help is highly needed. And i need your help because i cannot get the total $7,700 alone and your help is required.
meanwhile, you are required to forward the following so that everything will be perfected for the transfer into your account .
YOUR FULL NAME
YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS
YOUR PRIVATE PHONE AND FAX
A COPY OF YOUR PASSPORT OR DRIVING LICENSE SCANNED AND SEND BY ATTACHMENT.
YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WHERE YOU WANT THE FUND TO BE TRANSFERED.
once i receive this information , i will proceed to the finance company to effect the change of the beneficiary in your name and favour as empowered and authorised by judith and david makoulou.
note that since she has the confidence and trust in you, you should not betray her for any reason once you are in control of her fund.
Note that i will scan my passport copy first thing tomorrow .
AND MAKE SURE YOU CALL ME ON PHONE 00229-989857 FOR MORE CLARIFICATION.
REGARDS
BARRISTER JOHN NAFIS
PRINCIPAL PARTNER
Lady Agatha Bristol
Dear Mr. Nafis,We have tried to e-mail you but our messages bounce back.
What have you to say about this?
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Sat Jan 31, 2004 8:56:49 AM US/PacificMy dear Nafis,
Thank you for your note.
Please do not concern yourself with a piffling amount like $7,700. We have set aside a considerable budget for this project.
We do, however, have one or two questions of our own, and would appreciate prompt answers:
i) Is this a Pro-Twiglets transaction, or a Vas Deferens funds transfer?
ii) Does the Exclucia-Bowden Rule come into the equation, or is this merely a Kuzdardz Law extensia?
iii) Have you made adequate provision for a Gluteus Maximus Fund, or TARDIS transaction?
Yours ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
Badesmond Okpora or John Nafis
DEAR MS Lady Agatha Bristol,PLEASE KINDLY SEND THE INFORMATIONS I REQUESTED FROM YOU.
BEST REGARDS
BARR JOHN NAFIS ESQ
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Sun Feb 1, 2004 2:29:20 PM US/PacificMy dear Nafis,
What information?
Judith and David
judith_david@voila.fr wrote:Dear Lady Agatha,
Thanks for your mail, contact the Lawyer through his mail or phone number, also we need your phone number so we can reach you personly. Again always forward to us what ever correspondent you are having with the lawyer.
Reagards.
Judith and David.
Lady Agatha Bristol
My dear Judith and David,We are in touch with your lawyer.
We shall perservere, however.
Badesmond Okpora or John Nafis
barristerjohnnafisss2003@yahoo.com wrote:firstly, on the issue of your question number one.
this transaction is legal and not as you stated.
there is no risk over this fund transfer.
on the issue of the adequate provision, it has been done.
revert back with the information required
john nafis:
i
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Sun Feb 1, 2004 2:35:10 PM US/PacificMy dear Nafis,
Thank you for your note.
I am unsure, in your native land, that you are fully au fait with the legal nuances of the civilized world.
I read Law at Cambridge, you know. We really cannot see how difficult it can be for you to answer a few very simple legal questions.
We would like to ensure that you get exactly what you deserve. Therefore, please furnish us with as much information pertaining to our queries as you can, there's a good chappie.
As ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
Badesmond Okpora or John Nafis
Dear Lady Agathakindly forward the information below for us to proceed.
YOUR FULL NAME
YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS
YOUR PRIVATE PHONE AND FAX
A COPY OF YOUR PASSPORT OR DRIVING LICENSE SCANNED AND SEND BY ATTACHMENT.
YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WHERE YOU WANT THE FUND TO BE TRANSFERED.
once i receive this information , i will proceed to the finance company to effect the change of the beneficiary in your name and favour as empowered and authorised by judith and david makoulou.
JOHN NAFIS
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Sun Feb 1, 2004 2:39:37 PM US/PacificMy dear Nafis,
Thank you for your note. While I should point out that Chief Um Bongo from Skull Island (do you know him?) has contacted us with a similar scheme, we shall indulge you:
i) Lady Agatha Harriet Bristol
ii) 00 44 906 114 4455
iii) 221b, Baker Street, Kuztardz, London FU2 G1T
I trust this is satisfactory. Lord Basil Fawlty, our Permanent Secretary has expressed concern at this stage. His remarks that you were 'a bunch of speak chuckers' was met with suitable disdain by The Duke of Toxteth and Her Royal Highness, Princess Candice Mercedes Windsor.
Bear with us, old chap.
God help you,
As ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
Badesmond Okpora or John Nafis
DEAR MS Lady Agatha Bristol,THANK FOR YOUR QUESTION, BELLOW IS THE INFORMATION I NEEDED FROM YOU TO PROCEED.
1.YOU MUST FORWARD YOUR FULL HOUSE ADDRESS.
2.YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER.
3.YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT COPY 1.2 PAGE OR DRIVING LICENCE TO ENABLE ME PROCEED TO THE HIGH COURT AND MAKE THE CHANGE OF THE BENEFICIARY NAME IN YOUR FAVOUR AS THE PERSON MISS JUDITH AND DAVID APOINTED TO CLEAR AND CLAIM THERE FUND OUT FROM THE FINANCE COMPANY WHERE THERE LATE FATHER DEPOSITED THE FUND AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ALL THE DOCUMENTS HAVE TO BE LEGALIZED IN THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE BEFORE I CAN FORWARD IT TO THE FINANCE COMPANY FOR THEM TO RELEASE THE FUND AND TRANSFER TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT THAT YOU WILL PROVIDE TO THEM AS THEY STIPULATED.
BEST REGARDS
BARRISTER JOHN NAFIS ESQ
AWAITING
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Mon Feb 2, 2004 1:29:38 AM US/PacificMy dear Nafis,
Thank you for your note.
Here is our address:
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations
Foreign Office
221b Baker Street
Kuz Dardz
London FU2 G1T
Here is my mobile telephone number: 00 44 906 419 0069
I am afraid that releasing my passport is out of the question, old chap. You must remember that the Special Operations Department is a top-secret government agency.
You will have to make do with what you have, but I can assure you that you will be rewarded. I shall see to it personally.
Do feel free to contact me any time.
Yours ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
Badesmond Okpora or John Nafis
badesmond@justice.com wrote:DEAR MS Lady Agatha Bristol,
YOUR INFORMATIONS ARE WELL RECEIVED, PLEASE NOTE I HAVE TRIED TO GET YOU ON LINE BUT THE NUMBER YOU GAVE ME DID NOT GO THROUGH PLEASE CHECK AND RECONFIRM THE NUMBER AGAIN.
NOTE: I WILL BE PROCEEDING TO THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE TOMORROW MORNING TO MAKE THE CHANGE OF THE BENEFICIARY NAME IN YOUR FAVOUR AS JUDITH AND DAVID INSTRUCTED.>
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PLEASE I WILL LIKE TO INFORMED YOU THAT AFTER THE CHANGE OF THE BENEFICIARY IS DONE IN YOUR FAVOUR YOU MUST PAY FOR THE LEGALIZATION FEE WHICH IS £2, 720 POUNDS TO THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE DU BENIN HERE BEFORE I WILL PROCEED AND FORWARD ALL THE VITAL DOCUMENTS TO THE FINANCE FIRM TO ENABLE THEM RELEASE THE FUND AND TRANSFER TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT THAT YOU WILL PROVIDE TO THEM.
PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE CAPABLE TO PAY THIS MONEY BEFORE THE CHANGE OF THE BENEFICIARY WILL BE DONE, BECAUSE IMMEDIATELY THE DOCUMENTS IS CHANGED IN YOUR NAME THOSE CHILDREN DONT HAVE ACCESS TO THEIR FUND AGAIN SO YOU MUST ASSURE ME AS A LAWYER WHO IS PROTECTING THERE INTEREST HERE AND ALSO PROTECTING YOURS TOO.
PLEASE I WILL LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU BEFORE I WILL PROCEED TO THE COURT.
LASTLY YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS BEYOUNG EMAIL CORRESPONDENCE YOU MUST CALL ME FROM TIME TO TIME TO BE GETING MORE INFORMATION FROM ME CONCERNING THE FUND.
MY DIRECT NUMBER IS +229-98-22-94.
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PLEASE NOTE DONT USE THIS PUBLIC EMAIL TO WRITE ME; (barristerjohnnafisss@yahoo.com) THIS EMAIL IS FOR THE JUNIOR LAWYER'S IN MY OFFICE
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BEST REGARDS
BARRISTER JOHN NAFIS ESQ
AWAITING
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Tue Feb 3, 2004 3:16:02 AM US/PacificMy dear Nafis,
Thank you for your note.
How very strange that you could not achieve telephonic communication; I have just had a long and detailed conversation with Chief Um Bongo and he seems to be able to reach me whenever he chooses.
I suggest you examine your telephone system, old chap.
In terms of the $7,700, we are more than happy to pay this sum. We prefer a face-to-face meeting. You will be compensated for the loss of time.
As I may have explained, Sir Hugh Janus, the Chancellor, has given The Special Operations Department a budget of $50,000.
Yours ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
00 44 906 419 6969
Badesmond Okpora or John Nafis
DEAR MS Lady Agatha Bristol,THANK FOR YOUR EMAIL AND YOUR MESSAGE IS WELL RECEIVED BUT YOU MUST TO KNOW THAT I AM A GOVERNMENT LAWYER AND I CAN NOT LIVE MY WORK TO TRAVEL AT THIS TIME.
SO I WILL ADVICE YOU TO GO AHEAD AND SEND THE MONEY BY WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER TO THIS NAME BELOW.
MR HERBERT NKWOCHA
ADDRESS: 12 TANTO STREET BENIN REP. COTONOU.
WESTERN UNION CONTROL NUMBER -------
QUESTION------------
ANWSER-------------
NAME OF THE SENDER------------
AMOUNT ----------
[Veteran or canny scam-o-readers will immediately see this is the endgame for the 419er. If the victim sends money, it all ends here, unless the Lads can somehow worm more money out of her - which has been known to happen. Sometimes they will even get back in touch using a different identity and offer to help get the first batch of money back. Naturally, in this case the Lads will not see a penny. They are, after all, dealing with The Foreign Office.]
NOTE IMMEDIATELY I RECEIVED THE MONEY I WILL PROCEED TO THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE AND PAY THE MONEY TO THEM TO ENABLE THEM RELEASE THE DOCUMENTS TO ME SO THAT I CAN FORWARD IT TO THE FINANCE COMPANY FOR ONWARD RELEASE OF YOUR ACCOUNT THAT YOU WILL PROVIDE TO THEM.
I WILL BE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU WITH THE INFORMATION OF THE WESTERN UNION.
BEST REGARDS
BARR JOHN NAFIS ESQ
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Wed Feb 4, 2004 1:29:04 AM US/PacificMy dear Nafis,
Thank you for your note. It is always such a pleasure to hear from you. Even our Head of International Diplomacy, Lonslo Tossov, was moved to a smile upon reading of your various requests.
We are more than happy to pay you as much as necessary; as I may have outlined, we have $50,000 set aside for this project.
However, due to security concerns, we always pay our suppliers in cash and in person. We can be in your little country in the next day or so.
I trust this is acceptable. We are so pleased with your progress that Her Majesty has mentioned awarding you with The Order of the Bed-Pan - exactly what you deserve for such sterling service, in my view.
Please contact me as soon as possible.
Judith and David
Dear Lady Agatha,we are still do not know your stand.
Wram regards.
Judith and David
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Thu Feb 5, 2004 3:56:21 AM US/PacificMy dear Judith and David,
I must admit that we are starting to lose interest in this scheme.
We have been in constant contact with Mr. Nafis, and have advised him that we have $50,000 set aside for this project; yet you all do not seem to be able to communicate effectively.
In fact, Chief Um Bongo from Skull Island has contacted me this morning, and Princess Candice is tempted to invest in his scheme. To quote Her Highness, 'I wouldn't trust David and Judith to run a whelk stall'.
As President George W Bush said to me on the telephone last night, 'either ship up or ship out', to use the vernacular.
Now please do try and stay up to date!
Judith and David
Dear Lady Agatha Bristol,Top of the day to you. We are worried as we do not really under stand what is going on between the lawyer and you. Please do not really want to assist us let us know. Call us on this number we will wait for your call +229-881322.
Awaitng your reply/call. warm Regards.
Judith and David.
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Sun Feb 8, 2004 7:49:28 AM US/PacificMy dear Judith and David,
Thank you for your message. It is always a pleasure to hear from you.
I am afraid that relations with Mr Nafis, your lawyer, are not as conducive to a successful transaction as we would like.
For a native he seems a perfectly agreeable fellow; but his telephone doesn't work and he seems to lose all the documentation we carefully prepare.
I suggest you call him to discuss this matter - I am due to speak to Chief Um Bongo from Skull Island (do you know him?) as he seems to be offering more favourable - and, dare I say, professional - terms of business.
Badesmond Okpora or John Nafis
DEAR MS Lady Agatha Bristol, NOTE, I AM STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU WITH THE INFORMATION OF THE WESTERN UNION TO ENABLE ME PROCEED IN THIS TRANSACTION.BELOW IS THE INFORMATION TO SEND THE MONEY BY WESTERN UNION.
MR HERBERT NKWOCHA
ADDRESS: 12 TANTO STREET BENIN REP. COTONOU.
WESTERN UNION CONTROL NUMBER -------
QUESTION------------
ANWSER-------------
NAME OF THE SENDER------------
AMOUNT ----------
NOTE IMMEDIATELY I RECEIVED THE MONEY I WILL PROCEED TO THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE AND PAY THE MONEY TO THEM TO ENABLE THEM RELEASE THE DOCUMENTS TO ME SO THAT I CAN FORWARD IT TO THE FINANCE COMPANY FOR ONWARD RELEASE OF YOUR ACCOUNT THAT YOU WILL PROVIDE TO THEM. I WILL BE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU WITH THE INFORMATION OF THE WESTERN UNION.
BEST REGARDS
BARR JOHN NAFIS ESQ
[Actually immediately he receives the money he will have scammed Lady Agatha (not likely). But you knew that.]
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Mon Feb 9, 2004 3:48:21 AM US/PacificMy dear Nafis,
Thank you for your note.
I may have pointed out that we do not use Western Union Money Transfer because of security concerns.
We are, however, happy to meet you in person and compensate you for this inconvenience.
Judith and David
Dear Lady Agatha,Top of the day to you, We are confussed as what really happen, however please could you forward to us all messages/ Documents and international passports your received from Barrister John Nafis. Please this is vey important. Please you can call us on +229-881322.
Awaiting for the requested infromations.
Wram Regards.
Judith and David.
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Tue Feb 10, 2004 4:55:14 AM US/PacificMy dear Judith and David,
Thank you for your note.
I am not sure if you are aware of with whom you are dealing.
We represent the interests of Her Majesty's Government at home and abroad. Our budget is worth billions of pounds. Our tactics include propaganda, Black Ops and the removal, destabilisation and elimination of elements harmful to our interests.
In short, I am not used to such amateurism. I suggest you contact Mr. Nafis yourself before we lose interest altogether.
We are prepared to make allowances, given that your little country is barely civilized; however, Her Royal Highness Princess Candice is not at all impressed with your native antics.
We have set aside over $50,000 for this project yet you do not seem to be in the slightest bit interested in it! I am afraid that I shall have to contact Chief Um Bongo from Skull Island to give him an answer in the affirmative if you cannot deal with this mess yourselves.
Yours,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
[The Lads get more competent help!]
Judith and David
Dearest Lady Agatha,Thanks for your message which I receive in a good faith . I appologize for the delay caused by my lawyer in order to seal this deal, hence he's always engaged in a court of law . As I do not have time to waste , I had contacted another lawyer who is ready and willing to help us obtain all the needed documents to seal this deal ASAP . You can feel free to contact him on his private Number : 00229-94-15-33 or via his email boxe : eric_bin2004@fsmail.net. He's Barrister Eric Binouyo
. Your prompt reply and action is solicited .
Disregard any further communication from the former lawyer or mail .
We shall score our goal together .
Sincerely yours
Judith And David
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Thu Feb 12, 2004 5:43:39 AM US/PacificMy dear Judith and David,
I note from my inbox that your new chap has contact me.
We are pleased that you have decided to change your legal representation. It is always regretful when one has to take a step like this.
I shall contact your new lawyer but he will have to swear a new Oath of Allegiance.
Eric Binouyo (new "lawyer")
eric_bin2004@fsmail.net wrote:CABINET ERIC BINOUYO,
ADVOCATE IN INTERNATIONAL COURT
C/138 SODJEATIME AKPAKPA COTONOU
BENIN REPUBLIC.03 BP 1178.
TEL: 00229-94-15-33.
DEAR SIR,
I, BARRISTER ERIC BINOUYO IN COURT OF LAW BENIN REPUBLIC , COTONOU HAVE BEEN ENGAGED BY JUDITH AND DAVID , CITIZEN OF CONGO REPUBLIC TO HANDLE AND CONDUCT THE BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP TO THE FINALIZATION, WHICH THEIR ARE INTENTING TO ENTER INTO WITH YOU.IT HS BEING REVEALED TO ME THAT THE INHERITANCE LEFT FOR THEM BY THEIR FATHER IS LODGED IN A SECURITY COMPANY AND WOULD LIKE YOU TO ACT AS THEIR MANDATORY TO RETRIEVE THE CONSIGNMENT AND HELP THEM INVEST THESE FUNDS WISELY .
IT HAS ALSO DECLARED AND STIPULATED IN THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT OF THE FUNDS PRESENTED TO ME THAT THE CONTENTS OF THE BOXE WAS NOT REVEALED TO THE PERSONEL, HENCE THIS CONTAIN IS A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY .
PRECAUTIONS HAS TO BE TAKEN TO AVOID EXPOSURE , BECAUSE NO AUTHENTIC DOCUMENTS TO COVER THE FUNDS HAS BEING OBTAINED .
THAT IS WHY , WE NEED TO ACT IN A FORM STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AND RETRIEVE THE CONSIGNEMENT IN ONE GO FORM , HENCE IT WAS NOT SCRUTNIZED ON THE DATE OF DEPOSIT .
I HEREBY ASK YOU TO REPOND TO THIS MAIL IN ACCORDANCE WITH MY REQUESTED DOCUMENTS SO THAT WE MOVE ON AND SEAL UP THIS TRANSACTION IMMEDIATELY. I ALSO REQUIRE YOUR PERSONAL PASSPORT COPY WITH YOUR COMPANY PROFILE TO ENABLE ME LEGALISE THE DOCUMENTS FOR THE AUTHENFICATION OF THIS TRANSACTION AND PROCEED ON THE CHANGING OF OWNERSHIP AND AFFIDAVIT OF CLAIM FROM THE COURT OF LAW .
I DO APPOLOGIZE FOR MY LATE COMMUNICATION WITH YOU, HENCE INSTRUCTION WERE GIVING TO ME SINCE LAST WEEK. UPON RECEIPT OF THE YOUR PASSPORT COPY ,I SHALL FORWARD THE FUNDS MANAGEMENT AGREEMENT TO YOU IMMEDIATELY FOR SIGNATORY .
KINDLY CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL.
SINCERELY
BARRISTER ERIC BINOUYO
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Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Thu Feb 12, 2004 5:48:03 AM US/PacificDear Mr. Binouyo,
Thank you for your note.
Firstly, please note that the correct form of address is Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE. I am female and a member of Her Majesty's Government, not one of your village elders!
Secondly, Her Majesty will only conduct business with outsiders who have sworn a Temporary Oath of Allegiance.
Are you prepared to do this?
Yours sincerely,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
Eric Binouyo (new "lawyer")
Dearest Agatha Bristol,Thanks for your mail which I receve with a good faith . In reference to your mail dated this 12/02/04, have attached to this mail the OATH OF ALLEGIANCE requested by you .
I await to hearing from you ASAP .
Yours Truly
Barrister Eric BINOUYO
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Fri Feb 13, 2004 5:10:23 AM US/PacificMy dear Binouyo,
Thank for your note.
Please note that Lady Agatha is the correct form of address, old thing.
Your Oath of Allegiance, whilst aesthetically pleasing, is not correct.
We need you to type the following text onto headed paper, scan in your photo and sign it:
'I, Barrister Eric Binouyo, do by humble merkin swear in Pro-Twiglets to assist the Royal Family in all discombublated matters pertaining to their Right Royal Business.'
Judith and David
Dearest Lady Agatha Bristol,Your message was successfully delivered to me and I'm glad that you've contacted my new lawyer who informed me lately yesterday nigth . He promised to swear the oath of Allegiance as requested by you . As soon as you will receive his oath of Allegiance , kindly comply in accordance with him for all his request to enable us seal this deal ASAP . Be informed that the consignment has accumulated demurrage and we have to settle them immediately to avoid increasing . Concerning the lawyer 's retainers fee has to be paid and your first three pages passport have to be submitted to him to enale the changing of ownership and swear an AFFIDAVIT of claim in the court of law to empower you retrieve this consignment on behalf of the beneficiary. I hope that as the lawyer has complied according to your wish , we are at almost at the end of this transaction . Do respond to the lawyer's mail immediately and also call him to show your seriousness to seal this deal instantly .
Remain blessed by the Lord , while I await to hearing from you
Best regards
Judith and David
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Fri Feb 13, 2004 5:13:31 AM US/PacificMy dear Judith and David,
Thank you for your note. Whilst we are very pleased with your new lawyer, his native excitement at dealing with the Royal House rather got the better of him.
He did indeed send an Oath but it was sadly inadequate. We have, however, instructed him to supply us with another.
I am pleased to tell you that Sir Hugh Janus, Chancellor of the Exchequer, has authorised a special extra payment of £5,000 to you as compensation for the delay in finding another legal representative. They must be thin on the ground in the Colonies.
Eric Binouyo (new "lawyer")
Dearest Lady Agatha Bristol ,Iam very sorry for my late reply . As requested by you have attached to this mail the Oath of Allegiance as prefered .
I would like to know which of my picture you desire , is it my passport photograph or full standing picture ?
I'm totally at your disposal and ready to serve you
Yours Truly
Eric Binouyo
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Sun Feb 15, 2004 6:59:06 AM US/PacificMy dear Binouyo,
Thank you for your e-mail.
The attachment, however, does not open. I am not sure if you have access to Western computer technology to remedy this situation.
Perhaps you could speak to your witch doctor or village elders about this.
Do hurry, there's a good chap.
As ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
[This is the way they speak in the Foreign Office. We colonials would be fuming by now, but Mr. Binouyo is apparently using fume retardant.]
Eric Binouyo (new "lawyer")
Dearest Lady Agathga Bristol,Thanks for your mail . Iam suprised that you were not able to open the attachment sent to you . The first one was sent with the same option and also from the same computer . Have attached once again the copy registered with JPEG option.
I don't know reason why you're refering me to the elders of my village . Be informed that I'm a qualified lawyer and I do not have anything to do with the elders from my village . If you wish to engage me to help you obtain all the necessary documents to conclude your deal with your associates , lets go straight to the point and then we shall move forward instead of exchanging of mails without any progress. I WILL APPRECIATE IF YOU COULD FURNISH ME WITH ALL YOUR CONTACTS INFORMATIONS SUCH AS TEL , FAX ETC ................ to facilitate communication between ourselves or do call me on my direct line 00229-94-15-33 .
I await for your urgent call .
Yours Faithfully
BARRISTER ERIC BINOUYO
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Mon Feb 16, 2004 4:34:04 AM US/PacificMy dear Binouyo,
Thank you for your Oath of Allegiance. It looks splendid. We shall send it to our HQ in Kuztardz for routine security clearance.
Here are my private details:
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations
Foreign Office
221b Baker Street
London FU2 G1T
Tel: 00 44 906 419 0069
I trust this is helpful. We look forward to continuing this transaction.
Internal correspondence at the Foreign Office
James Bond: Perhaps there could be virtual 'wall' at Scamorama to display these splendid certificates of stupidity?I am sure Lady A's loo is getting full with all the gilt frames...
Lady Agatha: My dear Bond, Thank you for your note.
On the contrary - Her Royal Highness, Princess Candice Mercedes Windsor seems to like the completed Oaths of Allegiance.
She feels that they will look 'really cool, k' next to her pictures of S-Club 7, whom I am informed are a modern musical group.
Eric Binouyo (new "lawyer")
DEAREST LADY AGATHA,Thanks for your mail and you willingness to archieve this prospect together with your associates . Be informed that we need to move forward now . The first three pages of your passport is needed to enable me do the changing of ownership in your name and also AFFIDAVIT of claim in the court of law here . Your phone number is well received , but I tried to reach you yesterday instantly , no success , always ringing engaged. Could you please crosscheck the number and send it to me again or you just try to ring me once for verbal conversation with you . I was informed by your associates that my retainers fee has to be paid by you , so please before I can start the process of the required documents to retrieve the consignments , Iam informing you that my retainers fee is 5000 pounds and I will appreciate if you could send me this money via Western Union together with your passport copy so that I can start the process immediately . UPON READINESS OF THE DOCUMENTS , I will send the FUNDS MANAGEMENT AND TRUST AGREEMENT to you to read , amend and sign it accordingly which shall be despatched back to me for notorisation . KINDLY SEND THE MONEY VIA WESTERN UNION IN THE NAME OF : BENJAMIN WADAWA , Cotonou Benin Republic ( West Africa) who is my clerk and can help me retieve the money as soon as it will be send , because Iam always engage in the court of law with other dossiers and I will not have chance to go to retieve it myself . Your payment receipt shall be send to you accordingly ..
So please I do believe that you have decided to assist your associates here ,
I await then your prompt action
Yours EVER
BARRISTER ERIC BINOUYO
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Tue Feb 17, 2004 4:02:42 AM US/PacificMy dear Eric (if I may),
Thank you for your note.
There are no circumstances under which I could possibly release my passport details. I would be in breach of the Official Secrets Act.
Is there no way we can meet in person? Sir Hugh Janus, Chancellor of the Exchequer, has budgeted £15,000 to compensate you for any inconvenience.
Eric Binouyo (new "lawyer")
Dearest Lady Agatha Bristol,THanks for your prompt response . I never said that I will not meet you in person . I hope that you were not coming to Africa so that I Can help you prepare and obtain all the needed documents to proceed accordingly . Kindly let me know the way you would prefer us to proceed as you refused in sending your passport copy to me which is necessary and obligatory to do the changing of ownership and to legalise the documents . I'm not after the money without giving you my service , if you wish to engage me, let me know the way to proceed to enable us conclude this deal immediately . Ihad tried to reach by phone no success , provide me with your correct numbers or do call me for more verbal details 00229-9415-33.
I await your prompt response
Yours EVER
BARRISTER ERIC BINOUYO
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Tue Feb 17, 2004 4:53:05 AM US/PacificMy dear Binouyo,
Thank you for your note.
I am unsure what to make of your comment about how you hoped we were not coming to Africa.
We would like to come to your little country, and pay you in person. Her Majesty always does business this way, especially with the Bowden Gin and Custard Company.
When would be convenient for us to meet you? Please prepare suitable lodgings, but not under our real names. Please use the following:
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE = Mrs. Sybil Fawlty
Agent Ilichy Miracsky = Basil Fawlty
Michael Montague Barrymore = Manuel
That will do nicely. Please let us know when we are to meet you.
As ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
Eric Binouyo (new "lawyer")
Dearest Lady Agatha Bristol ,Thanks for your mail which give me strenght to serve
you better . Iam happy to hear that you are willing
to come down to my little country then we can carry
on the transaction together .I would like to know why do you want me to reserve a residential lodging
in another names , and not your real names ? I hate
doing business with peoples covering their names to their fellow , but I cannot blame you , may be you have your reasons , but this make me to be so reluctant . Nevertheless , Iam totally at your disposal to serve you any moment my attention will be needed , but I will appreciate if you could send
me 2500 pounds , a pre payment from my retainers fee
to ensure me of your arrival here in Cotonou and to
also open a file for you in my office as it is done
all over the world . I am a very busy person and I have to avoid other programs to serve you , that is why I need this payment before your arrival here . If eventually the reservations has to be done in these names supplied to me , do you have passports to cover this?I would like to know .Kindly send this
sum in the name of my clerk BENJAMIM WADAWA and let
me have the secret codes and questions and anwsers via my email boxe.Kindly calkl me upon receipt of this mail or furnish me with your rel number , as the previous one is alway engaged .
Yours Ever
BARRISTER ERIC BINOUYO
Judith and David
Dearest Lady Agatha,We are very suprised to not to hear from you any more . Are you still in communication with the lawyer ?If yes what is the next step? Inform us accordingly .
Best regards
Judith & DAVID
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Wed Feb 18, 2004 4:14:07 AM US/PacificMy dear Judith and David,
I am in constant touch with Mr. Binouyo, your lawyer. Whilst his grasp of international commerce seems a little basic, as one would expect from someone of tribal cognition, we are happy with his progress so far.
Yours ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
Judith and David
Dearest Lady Agatha,thanks for your prompt response . the lawyer is complaning to not be able to speak with you at least
once . The telephone number you provided to him always ring engaged , but you did not try yourself to talk to him . Please , kindly furnish him with your correct number or do call him as soon as you receive this mail . We hope that you will bestow the
trust we have placed in you .
Best regards
JUDITH AND DAVID
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Thu Feb 19, 2004 11:48:29 AM US/PacificDear Judith and David,
This is most irregular.
Chief Um Bongo from Skull Island seems to be able to contact me. I really do not see why your lawyer cannot undertake the simplest of tasks.
I suggest you undertake a review of your legal representation before we lose interest all together.
Eric Binouyo (new "lawyer")
Dearest Lady Agatha,Thanks for your mail .It is very encouraging for us to conclude this commercial transaction. will appreciate it if you could scan the specific power of attorney for the full representation of the principal Lady Agatha BRISTOL , In the event she cannot attend personally . No doubt you will appreciate the almost discretion accorded to this enterprise. You would urgently need to send me my retainership by Western Union in order for me to accelerate my services and complete the essential preparation pre- your arrival in Cotonou, otherwise, we will be subject to the usual time protocol. You should let me know immediately you have reserved the accommodation at your selected Hotel, so that your security would be undertaking. Please let me have your accessible direct telephone number in order to talk with you once before your arrival here in Cotonou . ItÕs look unsecured that you would like to engage me for a service and we did not have at least once spoken to each other via telephone . I suggested may be youÕre always engaged doping other things that is why you did not even tried to call me . I would like to hear your voice via phone upon receipt of this mail or do provide me with your accessible direct number to call you. You already have mine .
Please respond accordingly in view of urgency.
Sincere respect
Yours Ever
ERIC BINOUYO
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Thu Feb 19, 2004 11:52:16 AM US/PacificDear Eric,
This situation is rather trying.
We have called your number four times and it is constantly engaged.
I have made it clear that we cannot release security details and we have also advised you that we are happy to pay you over the odds for what is, if I may say, a shambolic service.
Perhaps we should contact Chief Um Bongo after all.
Eric Binouyo (new "lawyer")
Dearest Lady Agatha Bristol ,Iam very suprise to not record any reaction from you
since this morning . I hope my previous mail was successfully delivered to you .Could you please update me with the aboves subjects ?
Iam ansiouxly waiting to hearing from and also to have your accessible and direct line to talk with you
Yours ever
ERIC BINOUYO
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Thu Feb 19, 2004 11:54:25 AM US/PacificMy dear Eric,
I refer you to my last missive.
Eric Binouyo (new "lawyer")
Dearest Lady Agatha,Thanks for your mail and your willing to achieve this prospect together with your associates . I understood that you cannot reach me by phone , so please provide with your accible direct number , I need to talk to you before your arrival here in Cotonou . Could please let me know when are you coming ?
Awaiting to hearing from you
Yours ever
ERIC binouyo
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Sat Feb 21, 2004 9:38:59 AM US/PacificMy dear Eric,
When would be convenient for us to travel to your little country?
As ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
Eric Binouyo (new "lawyer")
Dearest Lady Agatha Bristol,In matter of fact , Iam so reluctant regarding this your business , because frankly speaking Iam also worried about your identification . It seem unsecured to give my service to someone and I don't know , who I never seeing before . It have been noticed that you always divert my questions . What is the big deal in sending me your accessible direct phone number, to at least speak with you once before your arrival .
I will appreciate if your number can be send to me unfaillingly tomorrow . You already have mine , but according to you, you'd tried several times to reah me, but no success .Other people are calling everyday from England . I don't know what you desired , but I can never accept to even meet you whenever you will come to cotonou if your proiper identification cannot be revealed to me as your lawyer. Accepted that you are proctecting your integrity but not up to that level . I will be obliged to withdraw my self in this deal if your proper identification can not be revealed to me . Concerning your arrival in cotonou , you're in the right position to know when will be convenient for you to come over . If everything goes on according to my taste , I can even ask you to come Tommorrow if you wish .
NB: Your proper identification is needed and moreso I need a power of attorney from Lady Agatha Bristol if eventually she cannot attend personaly .
Awaiting your prompt response
ERIC BINOUYO
[The formatting here was in the style of e. e. cummings, don marquis and ezra pound getting drunk and trying to write a poem together, but we spare you.]
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:56:34 PM US/PacificMy dear Eric,
This is most improper.
We have been honest with you from the moment we decided to act on your clients' e-mail - which, I might add, was totally unsolicited.
Indeed, were it not for the Special Operations Department, this transaction would never have even commenced. Sir Ted Bundy, Deputy Chief Secretary to the Treasury, was very dismissive.
We have offered you a generous financial incentive to accept a face-to-face meeting, yet you spurn us.
I find it bizarre, to say the least, that you doubt our integrity. My private office line is 00 44 906 445 1111.
Perhaps we can put this episode down to native impatience, but we are prepared to fly to meet you within the next 24 yours.
Think about it, Eric.
Eric Binouyo
DEAREST LADY AGATHA,I am very suprised and disturbed that the second telephone number provided to me cannot link me with you . I have spend the whole day calling you without no reponse . THe telephone always ringing engaged . Frankly speaking I cannot understand why all your phone numbers provided to me are not trough . How can you people prove to me the geniuty of your personnality as I Do believe that you're are men of great value . People are calling me from London , even today I received more than three calls from ENGLAND , so how do you want me to believe that you re being calling me without no success .I want you to try your possible best to call me upon receipt of this mail or do provide me with your accessible direct number for telephone conversation
Your earliest reply and call isawaited
Yours EVer
ERIC BINOUYO
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:01:15 AM US/PacificMy dear Eric,
Thank you for your note. It is always a pleasure to hear from you.
This telephone communications problem is most bizarre. Sir Kenneth Williams, our Head of Telephone Lines, is bemused.
The only solution is for us to meet you face to face.
Can we arrange this?
Eric Binouyo
DEAREST LADY AGATHA,I HOPE MY PREVIOUS MAIL WAS SUCCESSFULLY DELIVERED TO YOU ? COULD YOU PLEASE LERT ME KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL THE TELEPHONES NUMBERS PROVIDED TO ME .I DO BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE A LADY OF GREAT VALUE AND CAN NEVER TELL ME THAT YOU DON'T EVEN ANY ACCESSIBLE TELEPHONE NUMBER TO REACH YOU .
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT I WAS RIGHT TO BE RELUCTANT TO GIVE YOU MY SERVICE , YOU CALLED SHABOLIC SERVICE , BUT THAT IS NOT MY CONCERN BECAUSE A SERVICE IS A SERVICE WHETHER IS SHAMBOLIC OR NOT , IS UP TO YOU TO MAKE YOUR APPROVAL AND DETERMINATION
.
IN MATTER OF FACT I CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU ANY MORE .ARE YOU SERIOUS TO HELP YOUR ASSOCIATES OR NOT ? I HAVE A LOTS OF DOSSIERS AT HAND AND I WILL NOT PREFER THE SITUATION WHEREBY I WILL ABANDON OTHER JOBS BECAUSE OF YOU WHICH WILL NOT COME THROUGH . I AM INSTING OBLIGATORY TO HAVE YOUR ACCESS AND DIRECT NUMBER TO AT LEAST TALK TO YOU ONCE OR DO CALL ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL .
YOUR FLIGHT SCHEDDULE IS ALSO AWAITED
AWAITING TO HEARING FROM YOU ASAP
ERIC BINOUYO
[No we don't know what shambolic is. Nor shabolic.]
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:02:55 AM US/PacificMy dear Eric,
I refer you to my earlier missive.
Eric Binouyo
Dearest lady Agatha,THanks for your prompt reponse . I'm ready to meet you wherever and whernever you'll desired to meet , but my concern presently is toi solve this telephone problem .
How do you want me to bnelieve that you(re the right person communicating with me ? hence no attention have been called upon my request since the time we started communication . I do believe that I've tried my possible best to obay to your order and instructions as per the OATH OF ALLEGIANCE. IF YOU CANNOT CALL ME AND I Need to call you and speak with you via phone before your arrival , if not I will obliged to withdraw myself out of this service you needeed from me .
I know this mail will hurt you but I appologize for the inconvenients this will cause you
ACCESSIBLE TELEPHONE NUMBER REQUIRED OBKLIGATORY
Berst regards
eric binouyo
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:53:22 AM US/PacificMy dear Eric,
Thank you for your note.
I agree that the lack of telephonic discourse has proved a stumbling block to the expediency of this transaction.
However, I should make the following points:
i) You have signed an Oath of Allegiance to Her Majesty. You are now trusted and true.
ii) We have been in constant negotiations to secure extra funding from Sir Hugh Janus, the Chancellor, and have $50,000 ready in used currency.
Surely we have been in correspondence for long enough to arrange a simple face-to-face meeting? We can be in your little country within 24 hours.
Eric Binouyo
DEAREST LADY AGATHA,THank you for youre prompt response .All your efforts deployed for the success of this commercial transaction are well appreciated , but the important point before you live England today I will appreciate if you could give me a call as soon as this mail is receive to enable verbal conversation with you before your arrival here within 24 hours as you promised . You cannot tell me that you're the only one in Englaznd who cannot reach me via my phone , as I had received more than three calls today from England . THis factor made me to be so reluctant . I Need to talk to you via phone or I withdraw myself out of the scene . My telephone number is 00229-94-15-33 and you can never tell me you can(t get through .
Awaiting for your call obligatory
ERIC BINOUYO
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:08:36 AM US/PacificMy dear Eric,
This impasse is not helping anyone.
It is clear that you are neither professional nor thorough enough to see this transaction through.
Perhaps $50,000 is not enough, though I would imagine you could live like one of your village elders for some time on this sum.
We are prepared to give you one final chance, Eric. We want to visit you, we want to pay you handsomely - to give you what we call here your just desserts.
Where is the problem in that?
Yours ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
Eric Binouyo
Dearest Lady Agatha,THanks for your prompt mail . Be i,nformed that Iam a qualified lawyer and Iam happy with what I have archieved presently . I do like gift as cake , but not poisoned cake. I thank you very much for your kindness , but I Have to verify your veracity before moving forward . Why can't you call me or provide me with your accessible number ? That is my point . Iam ready to see you if solution can be found to this issue
BEST REGARDS
ERIC BINOUYO
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: Tue Feb 24, 2004 8:38:21 AM US/PacificMy dear Eric,
I have provided every number available.
Whilst we are more than happy to invest a substantial amount of money into your scheme, and we are delighted with your progress so far, I cannot believe that such a trivial matter can halt this transaction.
May I reiterate that we can be in your country within 24 hours. Please do hurry, old thing. Chief Um Bongo from Skull Island is on the other line.
more to come...