--- obi emeka <williamseke@yahoo.com> wrote:
Dear bristol
I am Barrister Williams Eke, a solicitor at law. I
am
the personal attorney to Mr. Garry bristol . a national of your Country, who used to work as a contract with Shell Petroleum Development Company in Nigeria, herein after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2001, my client, his wife
and their three children were involved in a car accident along Sagamu express road, [what not AGAIN!] all occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this was unsuccessful. After these several
unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to
assist in repartrating the money left behind by my client before they get confisicated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged.
Now the Bank, where the deceased had an account valued at about US$15.5million dollars has issued me a notice
to Provide the Next of Kin or have the account confisicated within the next 14 official working days. Since I have been unsuccesfully in locating the relatives for Over 2 years now, I seek your consent to
present you as the Next of Kin of the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at
US$15.5million
dollars can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money 35% to you and 65% to me. As legal practitioner, I can procure all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim
we may make. All I require is your honest
co-operation
to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect both parties from any breach of the law.
Please get in touch with me through my above E-mail address to enable us discuss further, and also, you are advice to furnish me with your telephone number including your fax number, your mobile phone as well including your date of birth and place of birth and your proffession and your full contact address.
Best regards,
Barrister Williams Eke.(Esq).
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 30 Mar 2004, 01:09:53 AM
Dear Sir,
Firstly, you will address me as Lady Agatha. I am not one of your village elders!
Secondly, from where did you get my e-mail address? I ah Head of Special Operations at Her Majesty's Foreign Office.
Your badly-written prose, to my surprise, has been met with curious amusement by Her Royal Highness, Princess Candy. Despite my misgivings, I am required to obtain further details from you.
Yours,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
obi emeka <williamseke@yahoo.com> wrote:
Dear
Lady Agatha Bristol.
How are you?I have received your mail and the content well noted.I know that are you are meant to be respected as Family in your country. But i think God has made me choose you and i think we have to work together as a team to get this fund out the security company.
I got your email address from the intrenet when broswing the net for some one that answers the same last name with late client.
Then first step to be taken is that i need to have some informations about such as,
1,Your full name and address.
2,Your telephone and fax number
3,You tell me what you do for a living
4,How old you are,and more informations about you
that
uou feel i should
know.
After receiving all this informations i will then have to send an application form that you will have fill and send to the security company applying as the next of kin to Mr Gray Bristol.By so doing the company will then get back to you and asking you for some informations which i will be there to assist you in it.
All arrangements has made to see the succefull completions of this transaction.
I await this information,so that i can send the application form to you. call me as soon as you receive this mail.
Thank you and God bless you and your family,
Best Regards,
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE.
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 31 Mar 2004, 12:53:23 AM
My dear Eke,
Thank you for your note.
Before we enter into any correspondence or business with a person such as yourself, we require you to swear a Temporary Oath of Allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
Are you prepared to do this?
Yours ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Subject: OUR JESUS HAS SAID WE SHOULD NOT.
Dear Mrs. Lady Agatha Bristol
I have received your mail with many thanks. I will want you to know that I can not take or go under Oath for no reason look you are to tell me if you are interested or not because all I need is some one that will assist me actualize this transaction and not go under any Oath.
Mrs. Lady Agatha Bristol please I cannot take any Oath just because I want to transact a legal business with you or so call Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II..If you are willing to assist me in this please inform so I can send you a text application form you fill and send to the security company applying as the next of kin to my late client.
I await your swift response,
Regards,
Barrister Williams Eke
>
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 31 Mar 2004, 03:27:52 AM
My dear Eke,
I find your e-mail most bemusing.
Do you not realise who we are? We represent the highest echelons of Her Majesty's Government's Foreign Office.
The Oath has nothing to do with your faith. It is just a temporary document that will allow you access to the Royal Family. You will be compensated, of course. In fact you'll get exactly what you deserve.
Discuss it with your witch doctor and let me know.
[We know nothing about doctors, witches, or witch doctors or the lack thereof in Nigeria. This is the way Lady Agatha writes. She also, we are told, covers the legs of her furniture for modesty's sake, although this may be a rumour without foundation.]
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
With reference to your last email, I wish to inform you that I do not understand what exactly you mean by talking oat.
You should state your true position in this transaction, I want to assure you that this transaction is 100% risk free and all the documents that will facilitate the transfer into your account will be legally processed and copies of the documents such as affidavit of next of kin, certificate of legallity will be forwarded to you for your record purpose .
It is very important you furnish me with the follows:-
1. Your private telephone, mobile and fax numbers
2. Your contact address
3. Your banking information.
Note that the above will enable me to apply for change of ownership and affidavit of next of kin at the federal high court in your favour as the new next of kin/beneficiary of the funds.
Immediately I receive the above mentioned information, I shall apply for these documents in your favour and you are advised to give this transaction your maximum cooperation as to enable us achieve our objective in this transaction, as we do not have much time left on our side.
Waiting for your urgent response.
Yours faithfully,
Barrister Williams.
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 01 Apr 2004, 02:39:08 AM
My dear Eke,
Thank you for your note.
A temporary Oath of Allegiance is simply a signed document from your good self that will ensure your loyalty, discretion and honesty when dealing with Her Majesty and Her Majesty's Government and its institutions.
We are more than happy to continue, providing you take the Oath.
I shall reply to your other missives.
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear Lady Agatha Bristol.
Thanks a lot again for your kindly reply infact my good sister i am very happy with your mails,well i have heard you well about the OATH because you know that the funds we are talking about is a big amount of funds that i wants to transfer to your account.
Sister i am ready for the OATH ok so get back to me immediatly i am waiting for your mail soon.
Also i wants you to understand that i wants these transaction to be conluded before second week of next month ok pls.you call me on my number 234-80-33206948.
Barrister,Williams Eke
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 01 Apr 2004, 02:41:36 AM
My dear Eke,
Further to our recent emails, here are your instructions for taking a temporary Oath of Allegiance to Her Majesty.
Please print out the following text onto headed paper:
'I, Barrister Williams Eke, being of sound mind and body do by humble merkin swear in all fey twiglets total obedience and honesty towards the Royal Family in all matters pertaining to their Right Royal Business.'
Scan in your picture, sign the document and send it back to me, please.
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear.
I am waiting for your response pls.
Barrister williams
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 01 Apr 2004, 02:42:45 AM
Subject: re: reply me please (third time today!)
My dear Eke,
Patience, my dear fellow! I have responded.
Yours,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Subject: The copy of my passport as you reqiurested
Dear
sister.
This is my passport copy as you reqiured from me to send you so pls kindly forward all the information i reqiured form you ok.
Your telephone number,
Your fax number.
Your full conatct address.
Your full bank information.
I am waiting to hear from you soon.
Barrister Williams Eke.
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 02 Apr 2004, 01:36:30 AM
My dear Eke,
Thank you for your note.
Your passport, whilst interesting, does not quite suffice. We require you to swear a Temporary Oath of Allegiance. Please type out the following text, sign it and send it back to me.
'I, Barrister Williams Eke, being of sound mind and body, do by humble merkin swear in all fey twiglets to assist the Royal Family in all aspects of their Right Royal Business.'
Please reply as soon as possible.
As ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear
Lady Agatha Bristol,
Please check the attachment of the oath as you requested and forward all the whole information i requested from you
Barrister Williams Eke
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 02 Apr 2004, 12:53:12 PM
Subject: ATTACHMENT OF THE OATH AS YOU REQUESTED / yes!!!!
My dear Barrister Eke,
Thank you for your note and completed Oath. We are delighted that you have seen sense over this matter; obviously your village elders are advising you well.
We shall examine your Oath over the weekend and report back to you on Monday.
God help you.
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear
Lady Agatha Bristol.
How are you today with your faily hope all is well.Dear Lady Agatha Bristol, i am still waiting for your reply together with all the information i reqiured from you for us to start processing these transaction ok.
Waiting to hear from you soon,
regards.Williams
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 05 Apr 2004, 01:46:15 AM
My dear Eke,
Thank you for your note.
As ever, it is a pleasure to hear from you.
Here are the personal details which you requested:
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations
Special Operations Department
Suite 69
221b Baker Street
Custard Town
London FU2 G1T
Direct Tel: 09062 445 5544
I hope this is useful. As ever, we look forward to hearing from you. We want to ensure that you receive exactly what you deserve.
As ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Lady
Agatha Bristol,
I have received your email with the requested information.
However, be informed that I have applied for change of next of kin and affidavit of true beneficiary with the information you forwarded. Hopefully, the commissioner for oat will look into my application soonest.
Immediately approval is granted by the Authorities concerned, I shall forward copies of the documents to you for your record purpose.
Also, after detailed verification as the office of the court registrar, I was informed that the application fee, court stam duty fee and notarization of the documents will cost $4,200 to secure all the necessary legal documents in your favour,I have $1,800 and I am stil trying to borrow some money to enable me get every documents approved. I will appreciate it if you can assist me to raise part of the needed money so that we can get every thing done immediately.
Finally, be informed that immediately approval is granted, copies of the approval documents will be fowarded to the bank to enable them transfer the funds into your account. I will advise you when we get to that stage.
Waiting for your response.
Yours Faithfully,
Barrister Williams Eke.
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 05 Apr 2004, 04:07:53 AM
My dear Williams,
Thank you for your note.
I must comment that this is most irregular. Can you not use a credit card and re-imburse yourself through this consignment?
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Lady
Agatha Bristol
Thanks for your urgent reponse.
Please note that we have to secure all the relevant documents first before the consignments will be delivered to your door step. I am aware that any expenses will be reimburse to both parties concerned.
The problem is that I don't have credit card and we don't use credit card here to make payment, so I advise you to try your best to assist me to raise reasonable amount of money, while I try my best here to borrow more money to ensure that we secure all the legal documents we need to finalize our transaction. i will appreciate your understanding and assistance.
Waiting for your response.
Barrister,Williams Eke
[We think "Barrister" Eke has lots of credit cards, some might even be his own. Probably also has a number of cell phones, a fax machine, and a USB memory stick which he is prepared to swallow if the police burst in -- see the story of the Irish sys admin in the news section on the main page if this seems extreme.]
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 05 Apr 2004, 05:53:00 AM
My dear Eke,
We are sure that, as a gentleman of law, you have enough money to pay your own representative. Why did you accept his services if you could not pay?
I hope you did not expect Her Majesty to foot the bill, as this would be most improper. In fact, Chief Um Bongo from Skull Island (do you know him?) contacted me today with a similar offer to yours and he has paid his lawyer in full.
Do try and do something, old bean.
Yours ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear
Agatha Bristol
For your information the telephone number you sent to me is not going through ok i have been trying to reach you through phone but i can be able to get you through pls try and resent the number to me again.
What doing you main about Chife Bongo pls i dont him ok i dont want you to disclose these transaction to anybody untill these funds transfered to your account pls understand very well.I wants to know if you have afford the little amount i told you to help me and rise.
I am still waiting for your mail soon,
Willams Eke
Do I sense a little tenseness creeping into his communications now?
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
05/04/2004 16:36
My dear Eke,
Thank you for your note.
I must say we are surprised that the telephone is not working. I have just finished a conversation with Jame Peter Ja (do you know him)?
Please do try and get through. It is frightfully important.
Whilst we remain very interested in assisting you, we seem to have arrived at an impasse. Her Majesty will not move on this issue.
We may have a solution, however.
Yours ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear
Lady Agatha Bristol
I have received your email, I appreciate your urgent response.
I have made several attempts to speak with you on the telephone but the number you gave me is not working. I will want you to forward to me your working telephone number immediately so that I can call you. You can always reach me on my direct telephone number 234-1-7752382. I advise you to call me immediately you receive this message.
Also, it is very important and urgent you try and assist me raise part of the needed charges by the court, so that we can make progress and finalize this
transaction on time. Like I told you in one of my mails to you today, I have been able to raise $1,800 but we still need additional $2400 to be able to pay the court fees which will facilitate the legal documents in this transaction.
Finally, I do not know the person you mentioned in your email.
Waiting for your response/call.
Yours faithfully,
Barrister William Eke
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 06 Apr 2004, 07:17:25 AM
My dear Eke,
This simply won't do.
We just cannot do business in this slipshod manner. We are not your village elders or goat market traders!
However, I am pleased to say that after much negotiation we have managed to agree a solution with Her Royal Highness Princess Candice Mercedes Windsor.
If you supply an X-Box, we we will be able to release substantial funds for this project - Sir Hugh Janus, Chancellor of the Exchequer, has mentioned $100,000.
How does this sound?
Yours ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear
Lady Agatha Bristol
I am waiting for your mail together with the
telephone
number i reqiured from you.
Willaims Eke.
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 06 Apr 2004, 07:18:40 AM
My dear Eke,
What is the problem? Is our number not working?
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear agatha bristol .
Waiting for your mail today.
Barrister.Williams Eke
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 06 Apr 2004, 07:20:09 AM
Dear Barrister Eke,
Her Majesty does not appreciate this Third World railroading technique you seem to have acquired.
Kindly show some respect! You will get what you deserve - in time.
Yours,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear,Lady Agatha Bristol
I have received your email of today and contents not well understood.
I have tried severally to call you on telephone but the number is working proived another number where i can reach you or you can call me on my telephone number 234-1-7752382.
I do not understand what you mean by X box,pls explain more.I have been able to secure one of the needed documents today and hopefully i will be able to get one tomorrow and i will send it accross to you.
I still appeal to you to try your best to raising the balance of $2,200 to enable me to secure all the needed legal documents which will facilitate the release of the funds to you.
Barrister.Williams Eke.
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 07 Apr 2004, 08:29:00 AM
My dear Eke,
Thank you for your note.
Let me summarise the situation for you: Her Majesty simply will not authorise this payment, which she views at pro-twix, as it were.
However, if you can arrange an X-Box for us to pick up (or delivered to our office) for Her Royal Highness Princess Candice, then we can release extra funds for this rather troublesome business to be concluded.
If you have any problems please do contact me any time.
Yours,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE,
this the affidavit document of next of kin.
Please resend the telephone number you sent to me
Barrister Williams
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 08 Apr 2004, 09:01:48 AM
My dear Eke,
Thank you for this document. Princess Candice commented that it 'looked very nice' but I suspect it will need rather more scrutiny than mere aesthetics.
We shall analyse it and contact you. I am in Wankershire during Easter, where I shall be assisting Her Majesty at the opening of the Bowden Custard Company factory, but will access my e-mails periodically.
God help you.
As ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear
Lady Agatha Bristol.
How are you today hope fine.I want to know if you have receive any contact from bank pls kindly infiorm me ok is very important to me ok.
With regards and thanks.
Williams Eke.
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 14 Apr 2004, 07:09:36 AM
My dear Eke,
How lovely to hear from you, old thing.
We were getting concerned, and Chief Um Bongo took tea with us yesterday. If only he hadn't washed his face in the fingerbowls then we would have continued our business with him, but even allowing for native rusticity it really was a bridge too far.
As for your bank chappies, we have not heard a word. Perhaps you should have a chat with them?
[Scam-o-cultural note: Um Bongo is a fruit drink made in Britain. Now you know.]
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Lady Agatha Bristol
I got your email.
You should provid a working telephone number so that the bank can reach you for transfer.
All arrangement has been finalized, you are the one that is delaying the conclusion of this transaction.
Immediately you furnish me with your telephone number, the bank can notify you for payment being the beneficiary of the funds.
Yours faithfully,
Barrister Williams Eke
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 17 Apr 2004, 12:49:33 PM
My dear Williams,
Thank you for your message.
We are delighted with you so far, but you have not updated us regarding the X-Box.
What is happening?
Yours ever,v Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
[We were impressed to think that Lady Agatha might score an actual XBox off Mr. Williams. Lady Agatha's comment follows.]
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
My dear {Scamoramans},
I trust you are well.
Unfortunately I am not au fait with such devices as X-Boxes but Bowden, Her Royal Highness Princess Candice's footman, tells me that it is a computer games machine.
Indeed, Agent Miracsky looked rather bleary-eyed this morning after what he described as a night of 'All playings, no sleepage for Splinter Cell all Special Operations, much funnings but this fellow tired'.
As it is Easter tomorrow I have decided not to put him on surveillance duty.
Perhaps we will see you for a sherry at Annie's Bar later? Sir Marmite is looking forward to your company.
Yours ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
[A member of Lady A.'s staff chimed in:]
Indeed Madam: downstairs the other servants and I are very keen on such amusements, played as they take an occasional break from polishing your sporting equipment...
[Then at last a response from Mr. Williams:]
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Lady Agatha Bristol,
I have received your email.
I have contacted one of bank officials and she made me to understand that they don't contact client/customers by email. So provide a working telephone and fax number urgently so that the bank officials can contact you immediately.
Waiting for your response.
Yours Faithfully,
Barrister williams Eke.
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
My dear Eke,
This is preposterous, old chap! It simply won't do. It's all very well for you to demand this, that and the other, but Her Majesty's Government simply won't be bullied.
Where is the X-Box you promised us, for example?
We are rapidly losing interest in this transaction, Barrister Eke. I have personally set aside over $50,000 for this project, yet you seem to show no interest whatsoever.
I await your thoughts urgently.
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear agatha bristol.
pls kindly send your really telephone number so that the bank will contact you for the transfering of your funds into your account.
Hope to hear from you soon,
Williams Eke,
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
My dear Eke,
I am delighted that you have seen sense once again.
In fact, I have had a new telephone number installed:
00 44 9062 0419
We look forward to receiving the wired funds.
As ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Agatha Bristol
I have received your email with your telephone number.
I will call you immediately and I will forard your telephone to the bank to enable them contact you.
Waiting for your response.
Your fatihfully,
Barrister Williams Eke.
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
My dear Eke,
We look forward to hearing from you. I feel you deserve everything you get.
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
agatha bristol
Please what is the city code?
you sent 44- 9062049.
Reply urgently.
Barrister Williams Eke.
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
My dear Eke,
Thank you for your note.
Please try this number: 00 44 208 733 6951
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear.Lady Agatha Bristol.
I received your email.I have been trying your telephone number but i need your city code number so that i be able to reach you fast ok.
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
My dear Eke,
This is rank amateurism, old chap! Both The Royal Family and myself were under the impression that you were a worldly barrister yet according to Sir Basil Fawlty, you are displaying the professional manner of 'a six-month old urangutang. With learning difficulties.'.
Here is the number, once again:
00 44 207<---CITY CODE 733 6951
[It's the Fraud Squad number]
Please call us as soon as possible.
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear
Agatha bristol .
I called your line to talk to you in regarding to
your
funds but i could not be able to get you on line
please try to be closer to the phone so that when
the
bank call you will able to talk with them ok.
Barrister williams Eke.
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
My dear Eke,
This is most irregular. I was at my desk all afternoon, before leaving for Kuztard City for an anti-419 conference.
Are you sure you dialled the number correctly? We are growing most concerned at these delays.
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear
Agatha Bristol.
I called your number today one Mrs Smith picked up
the
phone and she told me that there is one answered Agatha Bristol,so i would like to talk to you first before the bank will contact you for the transfering of your funds.
I will like you to send me the really number to
reach
you fast there is no time of us to delay try and
understand now.
With regards.
Williams Eke
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
My dear Eke,
I am most surprised at this turn of events. Mrs. Smith is one of my asisstants. However, I have investigated this incident.
The Special Operations Department is shrouded in secrecy. We look after Her Majesty's Government's interests at home and abroad, so discretion is the watchword.
Mrs. Smith will not connect your call unless you give a codeword. You must say to her, 'It is me, Isa Wanker' and she will connect you straight away.
I shall wait for your call. This deal has gone on long enough.
As ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear.
I called your number today again Mrs pick it again what is happen i want you to provid your direct telephone number to me.
You are the one that delaying this transaction now.
Barrister.Williams Eke
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 22 Apr 2004, 09:14:35 AM
Dear Barrister Eke,
This is most unusual.
Our telephones are working perfectly normally.
I suggest we continue this transaction by e-mail. As a fellow lawyer, I am sure we can work this out to both parties' advantage.
You cannot provide the X-Box so you have agreed to wire the funds to us.
That is the understanding according to us. Please verify this.
Yours ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Lady Agatha Bristol,
I have received your email. The number you gave me is not your number. so forget it.
However, the bank can not wire without speaking with you, therefore, I am making fresh arrangement with top diplomatic delivery officers that will bring the X-box to London, under diplomatic arrangement.
I have gone to their office and they made me to understand that they can bring the funds in two metal boxes, you have to pay for diplomatic yellow tag and diplomatic immunity charge. Yello tag is $3800 and diplomatic immunity charge is $6000 and the total is $9,800.
You should try and make available this money and send it by western union money transfer in the name of P. A. Mr. kennedy N. emele, 23 rd E close House 20, Navy Town, Lagos.
Immediately you send the money, remember to send the control number, text quetion adn answer to enable my P.A collect the money easily.
Waiting for your response.
Yours faithfully,
Barrister Williams Eke.
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 26 Apr 2004, 01:32:33 AM
My dear Eke,
Thank you for your note. As always, it is a pleasure to hear from you.
Whilst you have Her Majesty's Government's total trust and absolute faith, two issues have cropped up:
i) That you cannot phone us. Chief Um Bongo from Skull Island rang me not fifteen minutes ago.
ii) Your demands for money keep increasing.
We are most concerned. Please send us proof of the X-Box, however, and we will wire the full remittance to you.
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Lady Agatha Bristol .
How are you today hope all is fine with you their in
your country.Well i wants to know if you really
recveived my last email is sent to you reagrding
the
x box you reqiured. So kindly get back to me very
soon
because you are the one that delaying these
transaction now please reply me urgent let me know
if
you have goten the funds i told you to afford.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Barrister Williams Eke
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 26 Apr 2004, 01:34:39 AM
My dear Eke,
Thank you for your note.
Please refer to my other e-mail.
As ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Lady Agatha Bristol .
I have received your email.
Attach to this eamil is the X-Box and fund consignment for your record purpose.
Immediately you receive it, go ahead and wire the money so that the diplomats can bring the funds to your door step in London.
Send the money by western union money transfer in the name of mr. kennedy N. emele, lagos Nigeria
Yours faithfully,
Barrister Williams Eke
[Plainly there is confusion over the concept of an XBox.
If the above pictures look familiar, refer to the Show Me The Money Gallery. opens in separate window]
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
Date: 26 Apr 2004, 01:58:59 PM
My dear Barrister Eke,
This is all very well. But all we can see is some native chappie and some boxes of money.
There is no X-Box in these pictures. We do appreciate your honest endeavour, however, and we shall make preparations to wire the money to you forthwith.
Yours ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear
Lady.
Hope you received my last email i sent to you
regarding the x box.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Williams Eke.
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
My dear Eke,
We did receive your note. And we have replied accordingly.
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
27 Apr 2004, 01:14:28 AM
Dear Lady Agatha Bristol,
I have received your email.
Send the money as soon as possible, by western union money transfer in the name of my P. A MR KENNEDY N. EMELE, 20 Awolowo Rd,Ikeja-Lagos- Nigeria, send the control number, text question and answer for easy collection of the money.
I await your urgent response with the control numbers.
Yours Faithfully,
Barrister Williams Eke.
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
27 Apr 2004, 01:15:40 AM
Subject: impatient, isn't he? LOL :)
Dear Lady Agatha Bristol.
Waiting for your response regarding the money have you send the money please kindly inform me together with the control number and text question and answer i am waiting for your email today that you have wire the money through the address i gave you.
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
27 Apr 2004, 05:51:43 AM
Dear Lady Agatha Bbristol .
Please send the needed money as i instructed you to do so that your x box will be transfer to you kindly send the money today please we do not have much time to delay again in these transaction we have delay much time ok so try your best to send these money urgent today.Regarding the holiday i will come very soon as you receive the x box ok.
Barrister Williams Eke.
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
27 Apr 2004, 08:46:31 AM
Dear Lady Agatha Bristol,
I have received your email.
I advise you to send the money by western union money transfer, as this is realiable and fast. Because of time factor, go ahead to wire the money as i directed.
Once you make the payment, my P. A Mr. kennedy N. emele, will go to western union office to collect the money this time/day.
Also, send the control number, text question and answer for easy collection of the money.
Waiting for your response urgently.
Yours faithfully,
Barrister Williams Eke.
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear Lady Agatha Bristol .
I received your email regarding the issue of the money.Please send the money as i told you please stop delaying our time please as you do fast is how you will receive your x box funds please i want you to wire the money reqiured from you first thing tomorrow.
Send the money as i instructed you please i dont wants more delay in these transaction any more.
Thanks.
Barrister Williams Eke
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear Lady Agatha Bristol,
I have received your email of today. I prefer you send the money by western union money transfer, but if you insist, you can send it by account.
Attach below is my agent account, you are advised to wire the money to the account and also send the transfer/payment slip to enable me forward it to my agent for him to confirm and release the money to me immediately.
Union Bank of California International
Swift Code: bofcus33nyk
Further Credit: ASB Bank ( Cyprus)
Swift Code: agpscy21
Benef: United Investment
A/C No: 120108330.
I advise you to make the transfer by swift, so that it will not take time to confirm by the agent.
Yours faithfully,
Barrister Williams Eke
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
28 Apr 2004, 07:40:55 AM
My dear Barrister Eke,
I am absolutely delighted to confirm the conclusion of this transfer.
The only number you should be interested in is 419, because that is exactly what you are.
Your semi-literate railroading has given us a lot of pleasure, as well as the readers of www.scamorama.com.
You'll also be pleased to know that the telephone number we gave you was the Fraud Squad's.
Congratulations, genius - you've been given the full treatment by The Special Operations Department.
Have a nice day.
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Re: TRANSFER DIRECTIVES - unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!! Eke-Agatha 29 04 04 Lady
Agatha Bristol,
I have received your email and contents well noted.
I am not happy with the content of your last email
to
me, and before i proceed with this transaction you
have to appologies.
I don't see the reason why you should call me 419, when I have sent to you copies of all the legal documents regarding this transaction, I am working for the interest of her majesty towards actualising this transaction I wish you can come down to nigeria and see things your self, and I have notn received any money for my servise, yet you don't appreciate all my effort, rather you will be insulting me.
However, The diplomats are ready to move by Saturday to Europe to deliver consignment to other receipient, so you have to act fast in sending the money so that they can carry along with your own consignment.
Waiting for your response.
Yours faithfully,
Barrister Williams Eke.